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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: the week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear, well,

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Speaker 2: at least today.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's coming up right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know what time of year it is, right now?

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Speaker 3: Senior prank time.

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Speaker 4: Pranks, Brooke, Look at.

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Speaker 5: This flower closer.

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Speaker 3: My pants are not got you.

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Speaker 1: There's no water in the flower plants were going to

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Speaker 1: begin with. So I don't know.

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Speaker 3: We don't have hr here. It doesn't matter what we do.

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Speaker 3: I bring up senior pranks though, because students at a

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Speaker 3: high school in Illinois just pulled a hilarious prank on

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Speaker 3: their principal, mister Robinson.

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Speaker 1: I love these They're so good.

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Speaker 3: They got to get creative, and this group of students

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Speaker 3: did it by hiring a professional bagpiper to follow the

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Speaker 3: principle around campus for sixty minutes.

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Speaker 4: Oh just everywhere he.

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Speaker 3: Went down every hall, into every room, there was the bagpiper.

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Speaker 3: The students admitted the bagpiper was their plan B. Well,

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Speaker 3: originally they tried to hire a mariachi band.

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Speaker 1: I've seen that.

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Speaker 3: Though, and that was out of their price range.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so they were with the loan bagpiper.

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Speaker 6: So can we be real kind of fun? Yeah, this

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Speaker 6: is more annoying totally.

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Speaker 3: So the bagpiper says he's done a lot of funerals

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Speaker 3: and weddings and birthdays and stuff before. This was his

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Speaker 3: very first senior prank. That and the students at the

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Speaker 3: school loved it, and mister Robinson was actually a really

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Speaker 3: good sport about it. He even praised the students for

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Speaker 3: coming up with something that was awesome, creative and non

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Speaker 3: destructive so the custodians didn't have to clean up that.

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Speaker 6: Think about it. In Scotland, this is a compliment principle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or he's about to die.

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Speaker 1: As long as amazing grace doesn't come on the back.

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Speaker 6: You're good, you know.

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Speaker 3: So this was pretty solid one about other senior pranks too,

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Speaker 3: because I mean, on this show, we love our pranks.

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Speaker 3: So text in seven eighty five nine too, or hit

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Speaker 3: up our Instagram and drop a post there. Tell us

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Speaker 3: what you did for your senior prank.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what are you going to please? Wholesome ones only?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: All right, yeah, give us it all.

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Speaker 1: I cut his lines.

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Speaker 3: We'll post this one up on our Insta stories at

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey, so you can see the bagpiper. Now

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Speaker 3: we got to move on and get into the shot

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Speaker 3: collar question of the day with our own digital Jake,

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Speaker 3: give it to us, Jake.

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Speaker 7: Well, when you hear the term endangered animal, Brook immediately

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Speaker 7: knows it's probably going to be more expensive on the menu. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: but you know, the average person is a little more sensitive.

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Speaker 4: To that term.

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Speaker 1: Come on, because there's.

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Speaker 7: Literally hundreds of rare species right now at risk of extinction.

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Speaker 7: And yeah, Brook, you know, while I'm sure they would

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Speaker 7: pair nicely with a creamy peppercorn sauce, today we're gonna

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Speaker 7: put the cutlery down because it's National Endangered Species.

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Speaker 8: Do it?

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Speaker 7: Like, let's say that because we're gonna help raise awareness

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Speaker 7: by playing a special.

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Speaker 4: Is that a real endangered animal edition of.

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Speaker 3: Twenty Now, I'm assuming it's a taste test sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Jeffrey, we don't have the budget for that.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you, We'll go around the room and.

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Speaker 7: I'll give each of you the name of a rare

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Speaker 7: exotic critter and you have to tell me if it's a.

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Speaker 4: Real endangered species or something. I just made up.

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Speaker 6: Interesting.

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Speaker 7: Let's start with the woman whose natural hair color is

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Speaker 7: on the verge of extinction itself. That, alexis your rare

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Speaker 7: exotic creature. Is the blue footed booby bird of the Gals.

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Speaker 4: Is that a real endangered animal? Or did I make

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Speaker 4: that up?

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Speaker 1: Birds do have weird names, like I feel like they go.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Jeff's the experts.

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Speaker 2: But I remember Jeff asked that story about how he

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Speaker 2: hates horses because he was on the Galoppo Islands and

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Speaker 2: one bucked him off when he fell off the horse.

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Speaker 1: Did you see it?

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Speaker 3: Did I crush a whole bunch of blue footed movies?

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Speaker 4: Part of the problem.

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Speaker 3: I'm not helping you with this.

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Speaker 1: Are those the only boobies you saw in high school? Jeff?

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Speaker 1: That's what we want to know.

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Speaker 3: This is Alexis question. I don't want to steal the thunder.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 7: Alexi says, that's a real endangered animal, the blue footed

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Speaker 7: booby bird of the Galapagos. Is it's a real animal.

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Speaker 7: Here's a picture too. Their feet turned blue from the

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Speaker 7: nutrients the.

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Speaker 4: Fresh fish they eat.

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Speaker 1: Those are cool, the.

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Speaker 4: Feet they're blue.

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Speaker 7: Away with that picture, we're on the brook all right, Brook,

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Speaker 7: You're rare exotic critter is Sparkle Muffin, the Australian jumping spider.

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Speaker 7: Sparkle Muffins In quotes sparkle My name for it, the

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Speaker 7: Australian jumping spider.

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Speaker 3: Brook, We just did a thing about Australian city and

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Speaker 3: town names that are really really bizarre.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Australian jumping spider sounds legit, but it also

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Speaker 2: sounds like they have so many of those. How could

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Speaker 2: they name just one the Australian jumping spider?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: Like, that's where I'm hung up a little bit, Like

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Speaker 2: I feel like in Australia, they're spider's jumping all over

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Speaker 2: names for them. So I'm gonna say it's not.

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Speaker 7: Real, Brooks, says Sparkle Muffin, My good friend, the Australian

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Speaker 7: jumping spider is not a real exotic species.

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Speaker 6: He is real.

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Speaker 4: Here's a picture of him, my beloved friends.

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Speaker 7: He got his name because it's bizarre meeting ritual where

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Speaker 7: he put his third set of lights in the air

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Speaker 7: and waves them back and forth to.

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Speaker 4: Attract He looks like I can't do that too. We're

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Speaker 4: on to the next one. With that picture, We're up

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Speaker 4: to Jose. Jose, your exotic creature.

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Speaker 7: Is the famous samba sloths of Brazil.

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Speaker 1: The world's slowest somebody.

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Speaker 4: For the listeners at home, I'm samba stops.

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Speaker 3: She is killing.

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Speaker 6: But I'm a big slop guy.

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Speaker 5: I love them and I've never heard of it, so

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it's fake.

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Speaker 4: Jose said. The samba slots of Brazil is not real.

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Speaker 4: They are They are made up.

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Speaker 1: Did you do that just so you dance?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit, Alexis. Please don't bring it up.

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Speaker 4: All right, Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey, your exotic creature is the hairy screaming armadillos of

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Speaker 7: the Andes Mountains.

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Speaker 6: Cheeze.

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Speaker 4: Is that a real critter? Or did I make that up?

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Speaker 6: Terrifying?

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Speaker 3: That's South America, right.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been on your family vacation.

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Speaker 3: To remember all my mountain.

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Speaker 7: That's not a real species, Jeffrey said. The harry screaming

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Speaker 7: armadillos of the Andies Mountains are not real. That is incorrect.

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Speaker 4: They are real.

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Speaker 7: Here's a picture, and yes, they do in fact scream

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Speaker 7: or squeal very loudly when threatened, similar to Jose.

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Speaker 3: How did this not come up when I went to Peru?

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Speaker 7: So Alexis and Jose are the only ones to make

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Speaker 7: it to the second round. Let's go back to alex

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Speaker 7: Your critter is the disco ducks of Denmark, the grooving

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Speaker 1: Can they do the little finger thing? Disco your hand?

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Speaker 3: And the Europeans love their disco text They do that

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Speaker 3: like Big Showcase every single year. What's that like? Big

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Speaker 3: music event in Europe? Eurovision?

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Speaker 1: They on Netflix, right, I.

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Speaker 6: Don't think I've seen ducks in that.

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Speaker 1: You don't have me to say it's fake, Jake.

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Speaker 7: Alexis says the disco ducks of Denmark are made up.

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Speaker 7: They are made up, all right, Jose, We're down to you.

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Speaker 7: You get this right and you win. You get it wrong,

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Speaker 7: and Alexis wins.

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Speaker 6: I hope it's a dancing animal.

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Speaker 7: Your critter actually is the chortling chinchillas of Chile.

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Speaker 5: I do have a blanket that is made of fake really,

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Speaker 5: it may have been made in Chile.

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Speaker 1: Why would a fake one be made in Chili?

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Speaker 6: Because are the best in the world.

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Speaker 4: They could compare it to the real thing.

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Speaker 6: They are real, Jose said.

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Speaker 4: The chills of Chile are real. They are not real.

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, Jose.

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Speaker 7: That means, Alexis, you've won an animal edition up plenty

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Speaker 7: of twenty.

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Speaker 3: Wow, good work, Alexis. So you get to choose who

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Speaker 3: get shocked today, and whoever it is is going to

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Speaker 3: be singing animals by maroon five.

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Speaker 1: Jeff I'm gonna give it to you all the places

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Speaker 1: of travel for.

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Speaker 3: Aw my endangered animals out there. Baby, I'm preying on

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Speaker 3: you tonight. Hunt you downy you live just lack animals.

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Speaker 9: A Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: This is kind of a weird poll that someone did.

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Speaker 6: Update on the bolt.

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Speaker 1: Anytime we can play that.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 3: It's great. It's brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. The popular

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Speaker 3: publication asks thousands of people if they ever prank someone

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Speaker 3: by knocking on their door and running away.

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Speaker 1: Oh kid, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: The answer thirty five percent said they have, including twenty

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Speaker 3: two percent of people sixty five and older.

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Speaker 1: Wait, they're doing it currently.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm assuming they were younger. I can't imagine a

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Speaker 3: lot of senior citizens running around the neighborhood doing that now.

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Speaker 1: We can hop on the score, watch the last step.

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Speaker 3: Damned old folks always pranking me darning And then if

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Speaker 3: that isn't enough, there's a correlating poll update on the pole,

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Speaker 3: asking people what their first reaction is when they get

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Speaker 3: an unexpected knock at their door.

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Speaker 5: Jump under the bed and hide every.

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Speaker 1: Check your ring can.

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Speaker 2: Nowadays, I think if somebody's selling me something, and I'll

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Speaker 2: probably buy it.

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Speaker 3: So answer as far as the emotions go. Thirty four

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Speaker 3: percent say they're curious to see who it is. Twenty

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Speaker 3: five percent are immediately annoyed that someone is there. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: if you're expecting it like ruins your day.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, because that's just such a small thing to

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Speaker 2: put a whole day on it.

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Speaker 3: Get up, damn old people planking me all over again?

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Speaker 3: How many times? Seventeen times in one week?

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Speaker 6: They just you're forgetting that they already prank you.

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Speaker 1: Coming back and Rachelman Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Five percent are excited.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, remember when I invited that meat guy into

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Speaker 2: my living room spread all of his meat out onto

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Speaker 3: Is this some sort of euphemism because we don't want

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Speaker 3: to hear you now.

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Speaker 1: I bought two freezer burned Fla Mignon's.

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Speaker 3: Each portal shows a live feed of the other city.

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Speaker 3: His next laser story is out of Food News.

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Speaker 3: They're embracing the fact that they don't come with a

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Speaker 3: She's a smart one.

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Speaker 3: Number four Clint Eastwood.

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Speaker 1: Oh that we need someone older running.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Come on, just Tom Hanks with his little typewriter. He

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Speaker 3: I'm already making my sign for the convention. Run Forrest,

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Speaker 3: Run Number two is Dwayne the Rock Johnson thirteen percent.

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Speaker 3: They could smell what the Rock is cooking for president.

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Speaker 1: Why he's so sexy. He'd be like sexy ast.

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Speaker 6: Good luck.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he seems like he's got it together. Why

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Speaker 3: Whopping fifteen percent said yes to Denzel. But I do

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Speaker 3: steady wins the race. Super slow, supersteady. That's what we

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Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You know in the movie Little Mermaid, how ninety percent

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Speaker 3: He just won't go for it.

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Speaker 10: That story was basically Jose's life because last week, on

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Speaker 6: Bring me that neck gun.

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Speaker 3: But the good news is Jose just got another chance. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: We're gonna hear about date number two in a special

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Speaker 9: He's got the body of a sixty year old man

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Speaker 4: What do he pokes you? On Facebook? He pokes you

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Speaker 9: Who, Jose, who are you smashing goodies with?

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Speaker 3: It's the question everyone wants to know the answer to,

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Speaker 3: Because last week, when we talked to him about his

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Speaker 5: So the date started exactly like the last date, just perfect.

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Speaker 5: A fan immediately comes up to me, the sweet lady.

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Speaker 6: It's free food, free drinks, it's free.

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Speaker 6: Come on. Understand money.

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Speaker 5: There's an exclusive entrance and you need these special bracelets.

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Speaker 5: So we go in and the lady is putting a

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Speaker 5: do you pay people to do this on our dates?

451
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 6: Like like you said, everybody's like you whatever.

452
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 5: And so we are laughing, talking, even when we're sitting

453
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 5: down and making sure like our elbows are touching, we're

454
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 5: making one tag.

455
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 1: You get to bube, you get a chemistry go.

456
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 5: And I even bought her a jersey, right, so I'm like,

457
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 5: we got to get you a jersey, Oh my god, a.

458
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 3: Baseball.

459
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 6: They met her.

460
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 5: Birthday weekend as well. But that's not the point, all right.

461
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 5: The point is the point is perfect date. Nothing can

462
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 5: go wrong until the end. And this is when the

463
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 5: date ends. And I offered a walker to her car. Well,

464
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 5: she parked a completely different part of the city than

465
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,199
Speaker 5: I did, so I did want to make sure she go.

466
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 2: Just save your history of ending any date at a

467
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 2: part at this point is not going well with this.

468
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 5: It sounds like you have a lot of faith in me, broke,

469
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 5: and the story is gonna continue, Okay, So in my head,

470
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 5: we all know, I'm thinking we're gonna kiss.

471
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 6: This is it my second.

472
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 1: Try technically because you tried it hurt you try to.

473
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,959
Speaker 5: So we're walking and then another fan comes up, and

474
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 5: this fan doesn't understand I'm on a date. So now

475
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 5: the fan is walking side by side with us, and

476
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 5: they're like, oh, so what's.

477
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 6: The show like?

478
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 5: And oh my god, tell Breck and Jeffer and everyone

479
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 5: said hi, and Alexis I'm like, yeah, cool. And so

480
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 5: finally they see and they're like, oh, have a good night,

481
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 5: jose big fairy to meet you, so thank you whoever

482
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 5: that was.

483
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 3: And then you give them.

484
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 6: Anyway, they split off, and then we get to her car.

485
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 5: Okay, and here we are, dude, all right, I'm feeling

486
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 5: nervous and then I start to act weird again. I

487
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 5: actually wish I look at the tesla and I go, hey,

488
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 5: the tesla again, huh.

489
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 6: What model was it? Again?

490
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 4: Did say was? I don't know?

491
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 5: Apparently, I'm so nervous, I don't know what I'm saying.

492
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm thinking of tesla's and.

493
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, did you hear about that rich lady

494
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 5: who drove her tesla to a lake and the power

495
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 5: shut off and she drowned?

496
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 3: What you asked her that?

497
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 11: She's like, oh, my god, drowning is literally my biggest

498
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 11: fear ever, and I go, no way she goes it

499
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 11: really gives me anxiety just to think about, and I'm like, oh,

500
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 11: maybe you can.

501
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: Perform mouth to mouth.

502
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 6: So I'm like, hey, you're fine. You know.

503
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 5: The lady I hear was like drunk, you're sober or whatever,

504
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 5: and she's like, yeah, well I'm driving.

505
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 6: Over a bridge to get home tonight.

506
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh okay, and.

507
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 6: Then I'm like, so, uh, have a good night.

508
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,719
Speaker 5: No, And I feel defeated because I blew it again

509
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 5: and I've never blown it with people. This isn't me,

510
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 5: Like I'm a very like anyway you build too high,

511
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 5: I'm actually nervous, and I'm never nervous. So anyway, we're

512
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 5: texting the next night and we're talking and she calls

513
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 5: me and we're laughing and we're chopping it up.

514
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 6: Because we left the date with a third date planned.

515
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 5: And then it naturally comes up and she's like, things

516
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 5: have been so great, our dates have been so amazing.

517
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 6: It just feels like we're like really good friends. And

518
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 6: I tell her, you know what, I absolutely agree.

519
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 9: That.

520
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 5: About halfway through the second date, I actually started to

521
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 5: feel like I don't know if it's there.

522
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 6: Like I don't.

523
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 5: Everything is so great, everything is so good, and we

524
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 5: are laughing and we are having fun.

525
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: But even I'm like, jose, you're giving up. You found

526
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 1: something too good and you're just scared.

527
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 6: No, she look.

528
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 5: We both agreed, and I will say it is the

529
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 5: best feeling ever because it's the first time in my

530
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 5: whole life a girl called me and we talked about

531
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 5: it and.

532
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 6: I got a media closure like.

533
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 5: There's no it's it's just not calling me back, and.

534
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 6: There's no, hey, well was it that one thing?

535
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 5: She's like, look, I just think everything was great and

536
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 5: it was almost like too good. It makes us feel

537
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 5: like our friendship is like stronger, and we're both like, yeah,

538
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 5: I agree, and I want the best for you.

539
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 3: So at the end of the day, you were you

540
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 3: were cool with it. You felt like maybe we are

541
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 3: better off.

542
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 6: I absolutely agreed.

543
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 5: And it feels weird because this is like mature.

544
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 3: You don't like how that feels. It just feels weird.

545
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 5: This is the first time it's ever been healthy, and

546
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 5: I I love it. I'm like, oh my gosh, we

547
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 5: were able to talk.

548
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: I wanted a love story. I am happy for you

549
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: kind of me.

550
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 3: Well, here's the good news for all the ladies listening

551
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 3: is that Jose is now officially back on the market.

552
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 9: Yeah.

553
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 3: Text preferably you don't own any type of vehicle. You

554
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 3: can kis him if you want to. We're into your

555
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 3: phone tap right.

556
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 9: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

557
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of the time on the show,

558
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 3: we're talking about the future.

559
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like what it's gonna look.

560
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 3: Like hotels Ai Jose's robot girlfriend Slash made Zeldemir.

561
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: I'm actually excited that we all are.

562
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 3: But there are some certain places and companies that haven't

563
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 3: quite gotten to the future quite yet, and they still

564
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 3: rely on good old fashioned man power. Yeah, that's why

565
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: today we're calling a woman who just got promoted to

566
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,719
Speaker 3: a new role. She used to transcribe medical records, but

567
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 3: now Jose has that position. Yay, he has some questions.

568
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 3: I don't think this is gonna go.

569
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it would have realized.

570
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: Joke in your phone tap right now.

571
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 9: Another on the twenties.

572
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 6: Hello, Hi is this Stacy?

573
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 3: Hi?

574
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 12: Yes, it is wow, pleasure.

575
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 3: To talk to you.

576
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 6: My name is Norman.

577
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 5: I'm the I'm the guy they hired for your position

578
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 5: because somebody got a promotion.

579
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, so you're the new transcriber.

580
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 9: That's me.

581
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 6: Yeah. I really hope I can get promoted someday, just

582
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 6: like you.

583
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 12: Right right?

584
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 6: So can I be honest with you about something?

585
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 12: Okay?

586
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 6: I didn't really tell the manager Diana. You know Diana.

587
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 13: Yes, Diana is the one who hired you.

588
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 5: I didn't want to say this to her, but I

589
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 5: feel like I'm a little overqualified for this position.

590
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 13: Well, I mean that might be a good thing because

591
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 13: then you can get the work done.

592
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 5: Well, oh, I didn't even think of that in out

593
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 5: clocked me out?

594
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 6: Well, don't clock me out. Still charge me for the

595
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 6: eight pay me for it.

596
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 4: Right, Norman.

597
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 13: I don't mean to interrupt, but okay, now, okay, is

598
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 13: there anything I can.

599
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 8: Help you with?

600
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 6: Yeah? Would you mind if we practiced.

601
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 13: The medical transcription you want to transition?

602
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 6: Yeah? I have a whole set up here. It would

603
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 6: just make me feel a lot more comfortable.

604
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 13: I don't know how you're that we are going to

605
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 13: practice over the phone, though.

606
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 5: You know, like just make up a patients file, a

607
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 5: name age, all that stuff, and then I'll put it in.

608
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 13: I will say that I love your enthusiasm.

609
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 12: This is too correction.

610
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 13: I did not say I love you, but I do

611
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 13: love your enthusiasm.

612
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 6: You didn't say yet. But eventually we will get there.

613
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 12: Let's just try this.

614
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 13: We have Patient A, sixty two year old male.

615
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, Patient A, all right, continue?

616
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 12: What are you taking on?

617
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 6: I'm typing on keys with letters on them?

618
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 13: Okay, Well it sounds like a typewriter.

619
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 12: Uh huh not a computer?

620
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, it is so a typewriter.

621
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

622
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 13: Can you pull out your computer and do this?

623
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 6: No computer? Hold on a second, I don't want to

624
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 6: laugh in your ear. A computer. You don't need a computer.

625
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 13: Silly, nor Norman.

626
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 6: Do these things the old fashioned way.

627
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 13: You have to have a computer so you can upload

628
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 13: these files to a database.

629
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, Stacy, but are you my boss, because

630
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 5: I don't think you are. Okay, you got promoted, but

631
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 5: not that promoted, so you really can't tell me how

632
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 5: to do my job.

633
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 6: So let's get back. Let's get back to patient A.

634
00:30:54,880 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 6: I have so far, patient A. Hold on patient.

635
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 5: It's a long word that's longer than you think. I

636
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 5: spelled an eh like Canadian?

637
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 13: Am I don't I don't want to tell you how

638
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 13: to do your job.

639
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 12: But all of this is already written down.

640
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 13: If we need it in computer form, we need it.

641
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 6: If you need a copy, what are you going to do? Huh?

642
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 6: I have a hard copy right here, Patient A.

643
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 13: But there's also a hard copy that you would be

644
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 13: transcribing this from.

645
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 6: Hold on, give me a second here, hold on, what if.

646
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 13: You typed so long that you have to reset it?

647
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 13: I only said patient A.

648
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 5: I'm practicing, so I wrote patient A about six times

649
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 5: in different ways.

650
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 6: Patient Hey, Norman, Well hold on, wait, I can't.

651
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 12: You need to listen to me.

652
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 6: Hold on, patient A. Listen.

653
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 12: I don't know what you are doing. This is not

654
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 12: how this job works you.

655
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 6: Oh big wow, Stacy?

656
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 5: Are you jealous that I'm better at this job than

657
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 5: you were I even started.

658
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 12: This doesn't even make sense.

659
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 13: You're not even doing the job yet. You're you're using

660
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 13: a typewriter.

661
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 5: Hold on, suffering from suffering from severe.

662
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 12: Jelly.

663
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, you're not write that.

664
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 4: I mean not you're pat.

665
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 6: I'm not like patient D.

666
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 4: Diana.

667
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 6: She's the one who set you up for all this?

668
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 6: What because of break phone call?

669
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 12: What are you talking about?

670
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 6: And you're on the radio. Hey, congratulations what.

671
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god. She said you're honestly the best

672
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 5: transcriber they ever had, and she misses you already.

673
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 12: I can't believe it. Oh that was so stressful.

674
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 6: You're stressed. It's kind of hard to work with you.

675
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, definitely, I'm the difficult one.

676
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 12: That's right.

677
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 5: If I could spell maintenance, i'd type it right now,

678
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 5: but I don't know.

679
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 6: I can't. There's no spell check on this thing.

680
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 9: Wake up every morning with wed Mornings on the twenties

681
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

682
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: You know that moment in every spy movie where the sexy,

683
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 3: long legged burnette wearing sunglasses saunters up to the bar

684
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 3: and she orders herself a drink and then subtly slides

685
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 3: a Manila envelope over to the secret informants sitting to

686
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 3: her list.

687
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 6: It says, to.

688
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 4: Nobody, look at this.

689
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 6: Subtlety, subtlely subtlety.

690
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 3: And somehow no one ever notices the giant brown package

691
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 3: that he pulls out from inside his jacket either.

692
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like time straight on it. It's sly jaffery flies.

693
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 3: These really are the best experts in the world.

694
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 6: Giant trench coat I didn't even see them.

695
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 3: That scenario actually wasn't far off from what one of

696
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 3: our lists there is orchestrated during her first date. No

697
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 3: top secret documents were involved, but there was an undercover spy,

698
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 3: and we were all shocked when she finally admitted who

699
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 3: that person was. You're gonna hear it in your brand

700
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 3: new second Date update right after.

701
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 4: This second Date up date.

702
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 3: Most women have their own unwritten rules they set down

703
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 3: for a first date. Now, Alexis might not agree because

704
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 3: these rules I found online were written by men, but.

705
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: I think they're still pretty good.

706
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 3: Like you think that number one always be willing to

707
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: pay for half? Should I stop there? Or do you

708
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 3: want me to? I didn't even get to don't drink

709
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 3: too much? The best dates of sober Date.

710
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 9: Man?

711
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: Why find this?

712
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 14: Yeah?

713
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: Why would Alexis want to remember?

714
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: Anyway? We have a woman on the phone name Katrina

715
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 3: who has her own unwritten rule for dates that she

716
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 3: brings someone a law on her first one every time. Wow, Katrina,

717
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

718
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 2: Hey, I think I'm more amazed that you can find

719
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: someone to come with you every time, you know, like

720
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 2: once or twice as a friend. Then I'm like, girl,

721
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 2: I am not going on your eighth first date.

722
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 6: People don't even want to go on.

723
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: Their own days.

724
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: Yes, well, if you would pay for half of the meal,

725
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 3: then people would be more than excited to hang out

726
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 3: with you.

727
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 6: And if you have a third you can triple it.

728
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 6: You split three.

729
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: There you go. But we want to learn about you

730
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 3: and your dating life, Katrina, So tell us who do

731
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 3: you like to bring along on your dates with you?

732
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 3: Like a friend?

733
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 12: Honestly, I like to ask my mom to come.

734
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, geez, why psycho?

735
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 3: No?

736
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 6: He hold on before you say anything. I love moms.

737
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 6: If a girl shut up with her mom on a date,

738
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 6: I'd be so happy.

739
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: No, you would not, That is not true.

740
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 6: I give me a hug. I'll get your approval for.

741
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: A first date. Why would you do that?

742
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 12: Well, I have my mom kind of creep in the background.

743
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 12: It's not like she's sitting with us or anything, just

744
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 12: to make sure that, like the vibes are right and

745
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 12: that I'm safe.

746
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 3: And you know, you never know at you need someone

747
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 3: to make sure your form is right on the kiss too.

748
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 3: So in you mean she's just like.

749
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 6: A random person at the bar. Do you introduce her.

750
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 12: To your dates, no spot on, She's just a random

751
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 12: person at the bar.

752
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 6: Okay, that's better.

753
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: It's better.

754
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: It's better that is I mean, it's okay. I'm sorry, girl,

755
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're here.

756
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad you listen. That feels unhealthy to me.

757
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 3: Really, Brooke doesn't want to let her children leave the

758
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 3: house until they're thirty years old.

759
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I say that, but I don't really want

760
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 2: that to happen.

761
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 3: Just like you know, Brook is definitely going to be

762
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 3: on the first dates with hold on, let.

763
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 5: Me just cut all your steak really quickly, and then

764
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 5: you guys continue.

765
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing the mom went on this one.

766
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 3: We're being so judging here. We haven't even heard the

767
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 3: date yet. Tell us about what what you guys did.

768
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 3: And this guy that you went.

769
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 12: Out with, well, to start at the beginning, this guy Jeremy,

770
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 12: I met him on I know you're gonna roll your eyes.

771
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 12: I met him on tender.

772
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: But that's way better than the first thing you started.

773
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 3: We're gonna try not to judge. Keep going. You met

774
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 3: him online, all right, Well, we got.

775
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 12: On gender and honestly we headed off pretty quick. But

776
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 12: like it kind of seems stagnant like it wasn't going anywhere.

777
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 12: Like we talked for a few weeks, but we most

778
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 12: talked about food, like we're both just duties.

779
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, nice, Okay, so yeah, but it felt like

780
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 2: it was kind of stalling where you say, yeah.

781
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 12: Like I sort of just had to be like, hey,

782
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 12: are we going on a date or are we just

783
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 12: going to sit here and like talk about food that

784
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 12: we're not ever going to keep together.

785
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 3: Well, some guys do need that, They need that extra

786
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,479
Speaker 3: push to be like, hey, ask me out already, right.

787
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 12: And after a matter of a week, I'm gonna say

788
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 12: something like I am that girl.

789
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: So assertive and then bring your mom. I love it

790
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: the first part.

791
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, we do this segment to find out

792
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: what things you love and what things you don't, but

793
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 3: we got to figure out what Katrina did for her

794
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 3: date here. Okay, so Katrina, where do you and your

795
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 3: mom go?

796
00:37:59,480 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 8: Okay?

797
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 12: Well, well he suggested sushi?

798
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 3: Love that.

799
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 12: Yeah, So I chose the restaurant because I knew where

800
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 12: it was my mom and I've been there before, so

801
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 12: that was also helpful.

802
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: And so you're excited about this date?

803
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I'm all in. I'm ready to go and

804
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 12: so I end up carpooling there with my mom and

805
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 12: we get there like a little early, obviously because I

806
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 12: don't want to get busted. But I have mom posts

807
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 12: up at the bar and he and I meet up

808
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 12: and everything's pretty normal at this point.

809
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 2: Can I ask, like, when you're separated from your mother,

810
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: are you guys like secretly meeting in the bathroom at

811
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 2: any point? Are you giving each other signals on the date?

812
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 12: Not necessarily? I mean there was one point when like

813
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 12: I got up to go to the bathroom and like,

814
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 12: I definitely did just one quick check in with her.

815
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 3: Okay, you that's risky.

816
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: I look so much like my mom. If someone saw

817
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: me talking, you know, a million.

818
00:38:52,400 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 15: Percent, totally leave you for your mom, because it sounds

819
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 15: like if you only checked in with your mom once,

820
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 15: the date must have been going pretty well.

821
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean we were making quick work at the

822
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 12: sushi menu. We did it all, from sushi to sashimi

823
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 12: to seaweed salad. We had a little bit of everything.

824
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: Okay, see the gear action you're leaning in on the

825
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: foody connection you guys have.

826
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, definitely, so like it was pretty chill.

827
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 6: How does a mom date end?

828
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 2: Like?

829
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 6: Does she watch you guys, I'm being serious.

830
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 1: Because he can't walk her to the car because it's

831
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: her mom. Yeah, so like my mom has the keys.

832
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 12: Yeah right now, Well we went outside and yes, I

833
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 12: have to get in the car with my mom, so

834
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 12: like I have to finesse this. So I'm like, hey,

835
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 12: this was great, and I like gave him a big kiss.

836
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 12: But like he kind of did seem a little surprised

837
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 12: by that.

838
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 6: Like you initiated it.

839
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 12: Yeah again, I am that girl.

840
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're at that's rare in front of your mom?

841
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 6: Was it in front of your mom?

842
00:39:59,080 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 4: Did you see?

843
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,720
Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, she was like lurking in the background, lurking.

844
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 3: The cameras out and everything.

845
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: Okay, and what do you mean he seemed surprised by

846
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: the kiss?

847
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 12: How so I don't know, Like I kind of just

848
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 12: threw it out there. It was quick. He was kind

849
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 12: of like looks like he was reeling a tiny bit.

850
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 10: I don't know.

851
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 8: We did just eat a bunch of sushi.

852
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 12: That could be on me.

853
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 3: Maybe it was weird for him because his dad was

854
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 3: also the juke bo. The mom's over by the bar, Yeah,

855
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 3: the grandparents are in the car outside. Everybody's watching.

856
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 9: It.

857
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 2: Happens, I will love it so hard.

858
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 3: I really hope not, but maybe it will. If we

859
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 3: come back, they'll call Jeremy for you and try and

860
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 3: get your second date update right after this.

861
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 12: Thank you hold on.

862
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 3: Updates if you're just joining us for the second date update.

863
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 3: We're on the phone with Katrina, whose first date would

864
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 3: be an absolute nightmare for most of us in this room.

865
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 3: For her, it's totally normal to bring along her mom

866
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: as the third wheel, just make sure that everything's going right.

867
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 3: As far as we can tell, her date Jeremy did

868
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 3: not know that her mom was even there the whole time, watching,

869
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 3: peeping in on their first kiss. Katrina, did you hold

870
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 3: your finger up to give mom a count down so

871
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 3: that she knew the kiss was about to happen? It

872
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 3: would have been kind of romantic.

873
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 12: Well, I think everyone was caught off guard by the kiss, Mom.

874
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: Included for some reason.

875
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 2: I just imagine your mother in the window of that

876
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 2: sushi restaurant just banging on it, saying, way to.

877
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 6: Go, honey.

878
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 12: Well, thank god that didn't happen.

879
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 3: Okay, but after the date, your mom did approve of him?

880
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely okay, And we never asked either, have

881
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 2: you talked to him since I know that you said

882
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 2: the kiss took him off guard, but maybe have you

883
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: heard anything.

884
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 12: No, that's why I'm calling you. It's been awkward. I

885
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 12: don't know what's up.

886
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 3: Hopefully we can help smooth things over. We're about to

887
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 3: call your boy here and hopefully turn Katrina and Jeremy

888
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 3: into the power couple. Katami, Hey, got a nice ring

889
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 3: to it?

890
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: Did we need to dial her mom in on the

891
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: other line.

892
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 3: I'm sure she's watching through one of the windows of

893
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 3: the studio. I'm going to dial him right now. Let's

894
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 3: do it. Hey is this Jeremy?

895
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 12: Yeah?

896
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 8: Who's this?

897
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 3: Uh, we're we're a radio show. We're called Brook and

898
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.

899
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: Hey Jeremy, how you doing what?

900
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 8: Hi?

901
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: Hi?

902
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Speaker 3: Hey, you're quite the talker.

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00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so a tough nut to crack, jeff.

904
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Speaker 3: Maybe, but hopefully we can because we're trying to help

905
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Speaker 3: out one of our listeners with this segment we're doing

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Speaker 3: called a second Date Update. Basically, you went out with

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Speaker 3: a girl named Katrina the other night to a sushi restaurant,

908
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Speaker 3: and we're trying to kind of pick your brain about it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that was a scam?

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00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: What what did you say scam like you scammed her.

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00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 14: No, No, I think she's got some kind of operation

912
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Speaker 14: she's running.

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Speaker 3: Can you please elaborate, because we have no idea what

914
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Speaker 3: you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: She did not allude to any sort of scam when

916
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Speaker 2: we talked to her.

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Speaker 14: It was a date, right, well, all right, we went

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Speaker 14: to a sushi restaurant. We ordered a ton of food. Okay,

919
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Speaker 14: So at the end the bill came, and you know,

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Speaker 14: I have a policy. I'll pay for the first day

921
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Speaker 14: usually more than that. I just think it's the right

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Speaker 14: thing to do. Although I mean, we had a big night.

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Speaker 14: We ordered a lot of food. So the guy came

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Speaker 14: and she put down her card too, And I would say,

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Speaker 14: all right, thank god that one, I don't have to

926
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Speaker 14: pay for this all, but two that that's nice of

927
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Speaker 14: her to, like I said, I'd get it. But then

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Speaker 14: she threw out her card, so I was like, all right,

929
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Speaker 14: that's cool of birth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really considerate, Alexis. It is a nice thing.

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Speaker 3: Guys appreciate that and like that about women.

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Speaker 2: Whatever I mean, doesn't.

933
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Speaker 3: Consider it for next time.

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Speaker 1: I forget my card, Jeff. Yeah, she says, oh, I'm

935
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Speaker 1: so sorry.

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Speaker 3: So sorry, Jeremy, keep going.

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00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 14: Well, but hold on because the bill came and I

938
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Speaker 14: got my card back, and I saw I had still

939
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Speaker 14: been charged for everything, and I had a quick moment

940
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Speaker 14: of what's happening.

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Speaker 8: And then he turned to her and said, and here's

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Speaker 8: your loyalty card.

943
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Speaker 6: What oh, that's her favorite sushi play.

944
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: Wait, so like she threw it down, So like if

945
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Speaker 2: you order ten rolls to give it eleventh three or

946
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Speaker 2: something like that type of deal.

947
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Speaker 1: Is that what you mean?

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Speaker 8: She was getting some kind of like reward points for

949
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Speaker 8: all the money I just spent.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's a scam.

951
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: Like why wouldn she throw it out? Like you're eating there,

952
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: you don't have a loyalty card.

953
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Speaker 3: It's weird that she would get all the benefits from

954
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Speaker 3: their meal together that he paid for.

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Speaker 5: She should have said, hey, here, if you want, you

956
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Speaker 5: can join.

957
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Speaker 1: Someone buys me Starbucks. It's so hard for me not

958
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Speaker 1: to put my rewards right there. I don't know that

959
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: that's a scale. I bet she just didn't even think

960
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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: How much was it? How much was the bill that

962
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Speaker 3: you paid?

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Speaker 6: She has got to be a hundred or so.

964
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Speaker 8: I think it was closer to like two hundred bucks.

965
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.

966
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Speaker 8: Says the scam because I just suddenly got a flash

967
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Speaker 8: of her taking like every internet guy to this one

968
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Speaker 8: place and like racking up cart.

969
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Speaker 1: I'm racking up the free California rolls and nobody.

970
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Speaker 3: Even knows you're gonna You're creating a little monster in our.

971
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: Studio texting on my friends right now. I'm sorry. That

972
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Speaker 1: is a big accusation.

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Speaker 3: It is weird that none of that came up when

974
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 3: we talked to her so much.

975
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, she doesn't even think about it.

976
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, she just takes money from guys and gets the role. Okay,

977
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Speaker 3: we need to clear this up and actually have Katrina

978
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Speaker 3: on the line. She is on the phone already, by

979
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Speaker 3: the way, Jerry, wanting to talk to you.

980
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Speaker 1: Does it will feel less scammy?

981
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 8: What are you talking about?

982
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how this segment works. We have them listening

983
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Speaker 3: quietly and then have them jump in.

984
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: That feels normal.

985
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 12: Okay, sir, respectfully, what are you talking about? Like I'm

986
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 12: running You suggested sushi. I suggested the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Oh she got you.

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00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, wait, you just said you picked the place.

989
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 12: You picked sushi, So what I was going to talk

990
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Speaker 12: to you for? Weeks on the off cans, you would

991
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 12: land on sushi even though I told you pick absolutely anything.

992
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 8: Wait, wait a minute, just answer me.

993
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 4: Yes, we know.

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00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 8: Have you taken other internet dates to that same place?

995
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 11: Oh?

996
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 12: Quite frankly, that is none of your business. And I

997
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 12: know that's where my mom and I like to go.

998
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 12: It's our favorite restaurant, she and I.

999
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 3: So yeah, because you get all the free food there.

1000
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 2: Come on, you, guys, Jeffer, you really think that she

1001
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: is going to spend hours talking to men then hours

1002
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Speaker 2: going out on terrible dates with them, like it is

1003
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Speaker 2: not worth Like I can't imagine all of that energy

1004
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 2: being worth whatever you end up getting.

1005
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 3: I guess I do see Brooks point. You can be

1006
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Speaker 3: running a tighter scam than this. Yeah, maybe you need

1007
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Speaker 3: to like streamline.

1008
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Speaker 1: This sea thank you, the reward is not worth the efforts.

1009
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, maybe I'm to buy some gift cards too.

1010
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 8: Next time you keep saying it's not worth it, then

1011
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 8: why would you bother putting down your card.

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00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 12: You offered to pay, I said thank you, because that

1013
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 12: is the appropriate response, and then I brought my loyalty

1014
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Speaker 12: card down. I'm not going to let one hundred and

1015
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 12: sixty bucks, like one hundred dollar bill go without like

1016
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 12: just putting points on my card like you're paying for anyway, Like,

1017
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Speaker 12: why not it?

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Speaker 3: So you said you and your mom go there? Did

1019
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 3: you use the loyalty points from this date on the

1020
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Speaker 3: next time that you and your mom went an eight there?

1021
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: Why would it matter?

1022
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 3: I'm just curious.

1023
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 8: I always use my loyalty card when we go and

1024
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Speaker 8: eat there.

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Speaker 12: And yeah, we went there like a week or so

1026
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Speaker 12: after the date that he and I had so like

1027
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Speaker 12: technically probably, but I had a lot of points on

1028
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 12: that card for several meals.

1029
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: Gue, you bought her mom dinner. Yes, I don't know

1030
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: why he's so upset about this. Still, I totally don't

1031
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: see an issue with this.

1032
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,439
Speaker 12: Here's the thing, after hearing the way this man feels

1033
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 12: about me, because I'm apparently a scam artist, let me

1034
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 12: just pull the curtain all the way back. Let's get

1035
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 12: so real right now. Sure, the week or so after

1036
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 12: when I went there with my mom was not even

1037
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Speaker 12: the most important time that I went there with my mom.

1038
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 12: I think the most noteworthy time is the fact that

1039
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 12: my mother was there when we were on the state

1040
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 12: in the first place.

1041
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 3: She was at the bar Okay, Yeah, I don't know

1042
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 3: if Jeremy knew that that's not a real bomb.

1043
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 6: You think it is.

1044
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 8: Sure?

1045
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 12: The thing is, she was just watching to make sure

1046
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 12: that I don't get I don't know, murdered.

1047
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 3: And then, Jeremy, you gave off. Did you feel like

1048
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 3: you maybe gave off some murdery vibes when you matched

1049
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 3: with her online?

1050
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: Her mom was going to save her.

1051
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 8: You thought I was gonna murder you in the sushi restaurants.

1052
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 3: Maybe not in the restaurant, but maybe in the barking lot.

1053
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 6: Probably, Yeah, after you pay the bill.

1054
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need the loyalty points.

1055
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: I think the more important point is did you hear

1056
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: that her mom was there?

1057
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 8: I don't even understand your mom is chaperoning your day.

1058
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 12: Yeah, because there's a bunch of weirdos on the internet,

1059
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 12: so you have to be careful.

1060
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 4: The internet.

1061
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 3: You Well, it's so romantic at this point, I just

1062
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 3: have to ask if you two would like to go

1063
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 3: out on another date. Moms and parents all invited, and Jeremy,

1064
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 3: we're going to pay for it this time.

1065
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: We'll give you your own punch card.

1066
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think, Jeremy.

1067
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 8: This is like more twisted than I even imagine.

1068
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 3: There's no scam here. We'll pay for.

1069
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 4: Everything, let her go out with their mom.

1070
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 8: I'm done, but there I like to do that.

1071
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 3: So the loyalty points are running low, though, So who's

1072
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 3: going to pay for that?

1073
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 12: You guys? Will you already said you were going to

1074
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 12: give me a guest card.

1075
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 3: No, you're running a scam on us.

1076
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't know. She's really good at it, though,

1077
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm still okay with it.

1078
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 3: I know Brook about four hundred dollars.

1079
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 9: Right now, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1080
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 3: Wow, it's been a while since we've had fireworks like

1081
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: that happened between two of our callers, and this time

1082
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 3: it was all because of using a loyalty card on

1083
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 3: a date.

1084
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: Wow, isn't really that bad the whole time.

1085
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 6: I recently was on a date and they asked me

1086
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 6: if I the loyalty card.

1087
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know, look up my number

1088
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 5: and it was a whole process and they did, though

1089
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 5: they found it.

1090
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 3: The bad part about it is that she didn't say

1091
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 3: she was using a loyalty card. Yeah, she made it

1092
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 3: seem like she was going to pay for the date,

1093
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 3: but then was like, oh, by the way, you're paying

1094
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 3: for everything and I'm taking all the points.

1095
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 6: She should have just been like, hey, they have a

1096
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 6: loyalty program here, I'm a part of it. If you

1097
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 6: want to, you know, you can sign up.

1098
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: But scam artist over a loyalty card.

1099
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, jeff we get why Brooke is it's

1100
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 3: so offended by this because she's a staunch advocate of

1101
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 3: loyalty cost I got thirty seven in her purse right now.

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00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 6: Everyone.

1103
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 2: If I know that I'm going to go back there

1104
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 2: in five years, I will still keep my loyalty number.

1105
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 6: Is that really loyalty?

1106
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:14,959
Speaker 4: Brook?

1107
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 6: If you have every single.

1108
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 2: Grocery store, if I'm going to save ten cents, it

1109
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 2: is worth it to me.

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Speaker 1: I love a good coupon.

1111
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 3: Remember you can listen to all of our second dates

1112
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 3: wherever you get your podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey, and

1113
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 3: you can always email the show. We'll call that person

1114
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 3: who's not calling you back. It's weird working in an

1115
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 3: office these days because no one's around.

1116
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I know, except for Monday, when everyone's forced

1117
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 2: to come here.

1118
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 3: That's the one day of the week. The rest of

1119
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 3: the time it's completely empty, especially on Fridays. It's a

1120
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Speaker 3: total ghost town.

1121
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: They're working from home in quote.

1122
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 6: Needs a three day weekend.

1123
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, we're here like hello, hello, I mean we can

1124
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 3: do whatever we want now.

1125
00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 8: We're free.

1126
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 3: The Brooks already flashed the window washers twice outside to

1127
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 3: thank goodness, they were strapped in because they.

1128
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 14: Did them.

1129
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 6: We're pretty high up.

1130
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, and since nobody's here to stop me, I'm going

1131
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 3: to sing my brand new song of the week dressed

1132
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 3: up as a certain famous canceled celebrity. Oh you're about

1133
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 3: to find out who tune in next to hear it,

1134
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 3: because probably not going to be allowed in the building.

1135
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 3: On Monday, Song of the Week is coming up.

1136
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 6: I hope the window washers wi't take a picture.

1137
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 3: I hope they do.

1138
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, it.

1139
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 3: Is time for my song of the week. And when

1140
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 3: you google when is wedding season, they tell you it

1141
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 3: goes from May through like late September. And sure, it's

1142
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 3: a crazy time for the bride and groom because they're

1143
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 3: trying to plan everything and navigate the costs of food

1144
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 3: and the clothes and saying, maybe we should pick a

1145
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 3: date when drunk uncle is going to be out of.

1146
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: Town or in jail again as long as he's not here.

1147
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 3: But you know who the real troopers are during this

1148
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 3: blissful time of year. The wedding guests. And don't get

1149
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,919
Speaker 3: me wrong, like weddings are awesome, they're fun, love them,

1150
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 3: but when you have to attend them month after month

1151
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 3: after month all summer long, they can become kind of exhausting, and.

1152
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: They start to kind of blend together too. Who is

1153
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: getting married?

1154
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not just like buying all the gifts

1155
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 3: and doing all the travel and all the rehearsal dinners

1156
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 3: and the RSVPs. Did you know the average American will

1157
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 3: get writers cramp nine times this summer just from filling

1158
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 3: out wedding RSVPs.

1159
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 2: Wow, the first time I picked up a pen and.

1160
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 3: Ages, we read that in a medical journal. So I

1161
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 3: knew that I had to write a song this week

1162
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 3: for all of the wedding guests who are looking at

1163
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 3: their upcoming summer schedules during these peak nuptial months and thinking,

1164
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 3: oh my god, I am never gonna survive this.

1165
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 1: I like it.

1166
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 2: That's why you're dressed as a disheveled wedding guest right now,

1167
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: with a with a tie and a collared shirt. I

1168
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 2: thought you were finally interviewing for a real job.

1169
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 3: I literally think I've worn this exact outfit to the

1170
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 3: last three weddings and have not losted it since. That's

1171
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 3: why instead of doing the hit song by Taylor Swift,

1172
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 3: Look what you made me do, it's young Jeffreys applaud

1173
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 3: the bride and groom.

1174
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 9: Oh you, it's.

1175
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,240
Speaker 6: Gonna be awesome. All the swift an exciting.

1176
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready points. My

1177
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 3: whole friend group got engaged. Now comes the wedding days.

1178
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 3: My summer's one long haze of I do's wearing painful shoes,

1179
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 3: Sweat flows in rivers down my thighs. Whys this wedding outside?

1180
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 3: Please hurry kiss the bride, do it soon. I'm frying

1181
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 3: like rand goons. I tried to avoid it and enjoy it, man,

1182
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,760
Speaker 3: I really tried, but the capraise skew word tray.

1183
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 6: Was empty every time, and then they.

1184
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 3: Stuck me with the losers.

1185
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 16: Here at table nine, I'm loading up on the free

1186
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 16: red wine.

1187
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 3: Now in Hilton Ballroom, two people obstruct my view. I

1188
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 3: missed the bride and groom kiss in an arch made

1189
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 3: of balloons. I moved a table two and got into

1190
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 3: a feud. Some things I shouted were crude, but that

1191
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 3: flower girl was ude.

1192
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 16: The best man give his speech. He's twenty four beers

1193
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 16: deep for half an hour. He speaks in a rap

1194
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 16: to his own mouth beats four destination.

1195
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 3: Weddings won in the Bahamahamas, and it's a Lee was

1196
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 3: in free. It took the hit on credit karma. I'll

1197
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,240
Speaker 3: fly for six hours.

1198
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,240
Speaker 16: And drive for three more with this Wednesday wedding.

1199
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 6: Better feet, hard car.

1200
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 3: I was a martyr, caught the garter for my body.

1201
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 3: Ryan his girlfriend Dana would have thought that they were

1202
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 3: next day like the battle for the bouquet almost.

1203
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 6: Ended in o'c an abel.

1204
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 3: Put down the knife, now load my tables turned for food.

1205
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 3: I ran across the room. I shoved aside this old

1206
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 3: dude because the hangar gave me twod the buffet line

1207
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 3: for food, it barely seemed to move. It's salmon or

1208
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 3: beef ragu. It's not rocket science, true. If I sent

1209
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 3: something off of the Red Street, the only items left,

1210
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 3: we're kind of pricey. I'm not putting money towards your honeymoon, geez,

1211
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,919
Speaker 3: I might as well just buy your wife A nighty thought.

1212
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 3: The father daughter dance was gonna be sweet. The bumping

1213
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,919
Speaker 3: grind song made it kind of creep. Be dj else

1214
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 3: the names out of the wedding party.

1215
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 16: Okay, Bruce offer the Saint d ufc, the.

1216
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 3: Puns of bride and groom, the puns of bridy room.

1217
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Phillips, but I can't talk to you about

1218
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 3: your foot ulcer right now. Why wedding, it's cupid shuffle ooh.

1219
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 3: The song says what to do, step left and slide

1220
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: right to repeat the same port dance move facing each

1221
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 3: wall in the room. The wacky photo boots got prop

1222
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 3: for you to use, but one girl takes it.

1223
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 6: Seriu send needs fourteen redo.

1224
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 16: The bridesmaids out their shoes, and groomsmen got their booze.

1225
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 3: A bunch of grounks and suits. Look out, there's kids

1226
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 3: behind you.

1227
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 16: Tune or weddings all in June to what you got into.

1228
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 3: So raise your champagne flutes in just to plod the

1229
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 3: bride and groom. Yeah, oh god, that's so good.

1230
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 2: I mean me nervous about all the weddings and I'm

1231
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: not even going to any of this summer.

1232
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 3: The gaunt litt has started, Yeah.

1233
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: Worried about that father daughter dance. Yeah to the DJ

1234
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: about the song choice, what's going on?

1235
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 3: But the mom was like, oh yeah, just like my

1236
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 3: mom text in seven eight, five nine to tell us

1237
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 3: what you thought about the song of the week. Yeah,

1238
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 3: we'll post it up on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey,

1239
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 3: on our TikTok YouTube, Instagram, all of it with all

1240
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 3: the lyrics there.

1241
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, and if you're a wedding DJ, go ahead

1242
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: add it into the playlist.

1243
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 3: Break everybody out every wedding season. Everybody, we're gonna do

1244
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 3: your phone tap brand new player to win Brooks bucks

1245
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 3: here and hopefully this doesn't get confusing because your challenger

1246
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 3: today is named.

1247
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: Jose Oh me, which one is going to talk more?

1248
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 5: All right, Jose, I have both my hands up like

1249
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 5: a mine. Let's do the same movement at the same time.

1250
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: Brother, go.

1251
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 3: Ready, Okay, wow, you're marrying each other. All the listeners

1252
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 3: really loved that radio So this, Jose, though, your challenger

1253
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 3: is a dad who has three kids and listens to

1254
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 3: us with his kids in the car every single morning,

1255
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 3: and he thought, you know, I know just as much

1256
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 3: worthless knowledge as Brooke does. I'm sure I could beat her.

1257
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: What a dad thing to think.

1258
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 3: But don't do not underestimate how much useless crap is

1259
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 3: inside of Brook's brain.

1260
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 4: Jose, I'll try not to.

1261
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 1: Okay, take this useless crap of knowledge at the top

1262
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: of my head and leave.

1263
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 11: All right.

1264
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 3: We'll call you back in when we're ready. In the meantime,

1265
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 3: let's go over the rules. He got thirty seconds. Answer

1266
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1267
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 3: you can say past. But you have to beat Brook

1268
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 3: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1269
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 8: Let's do this?

1270
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Singer Jordan Knight celebrates

1271
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 3: a birthday today. He was a member of what boy band.

1272
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 12: In sync?

1273
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 3: Which European country has the most Michelin starred restaurants? Franp

1274
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 3: Maleficent is the villain in which fairy Tale Snow White.

1275
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 3: There are only two states in America that are below

1276
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 3: sea level. Name one of them. What does the Z

1277
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 3: in the pop culture show TMZ stand for.

1278
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:43,479
Speaker 8: Path?

1279
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 3: What does the online text abbreviation TLDR mean too long?

1280
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 3: Didse's that's one of both those? Hoss, I've seen that one.

1281
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 3: So Brooke is coming back into the studio, and we

1282
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 3: don't know a whole lot about you. Jose, you're a

1283
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 3: new player. Tell us about your life.

1284
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 8: Every morning we get up, we get in the car,

1285
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 8: we go to school, and on the way we listen

1286
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 8: to you guys, and my kids think. You know, we

1287
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 8: seem to always win in the car, So why not

1288
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 8: give it a shot on the radio?

1289
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 9: Yah?

1290
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: How old are your kids?

1291
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 9: Ten?

1292
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 12: Nine and soon to be five? Here?

1293
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm talking to my future self.

1294
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 9: Oh?

1295
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?

1296
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 6: Jose goals?

1297
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 1: Do they still think their dad's funny? That's what Jose

1298
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: really needs to know.

1299
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 12: Radio Jose's way funnier.

1300
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 3: Maybe, well, this Jose can sub in and be their dad.

1301
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 3: If you want, like a break for a week or something.

1302
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 6: Like that, your real father's coming. I will save you

1303
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:38,959
Speaker 6: from a boring Jose.

1304
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 12: I promise that's a great idea. I might take you

1305
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 12: up on that.

1306
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 2: I'm giving our Jose lasting one point five hours. That's

1307
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 2: all they can handle it.

1308
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 3: Your kids is a lot.

1309
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 6: None of us knew how to cook the chicken.

1310
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 3: Nugg All right, bros, turn your time starts now. Singer

1311
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 3: Jordan Knight celebrates a bird in a He was a

1312
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 3: member of.

1313
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: What boy band New Kids of the Block?

1314
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 3: Which European country has the most Michelin starred restaurants France.

1315
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 3: Maleficent is the villain in which fairy.

1316
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 1: Tale Sleeping Beauty.

1317
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 3: There are only two states in America that are below

1318
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 3: sea level. Name one of them Florida. What does the

1319
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 3: Z in the pop culture show TMZ stand for zebra?

1320
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 3: What does the online text abbreviation t L d R mean.

1321
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: T L d R till later? Don't remember?

1322
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 12: Brain?

1323
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard and.

1324
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: Jo I do really like hookers?

1325
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 4: Who does it? Jose?

1326
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 6: My god, you got to correct today?

1327
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 8: Okay, solid score for us.

1328
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 5: Jose's and Brook the same amount of questions, and come on,

1329
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 5: Brook gets three.

1330
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 3: She just says you out there, man, I'm sorry about that.

1331
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. Though singer Jordan

1332
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 3: Night celebrates a birthday, he was a member of New

1333
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 3: Kids on the Block, the European country with the most

1334
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 3: Michelin starred restaurants is France six hundred and thirty two

1335
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 3: Michelin stars. There, both of you guys on that one.

1336
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 3: Japan is second with four hundred and thirteen. Malefcent is

1337
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 3: the villain in the fairy tale Sleeping Beauty. The only

1338
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 3: two states in America below sea level are Louisiana and California.

1339
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 6: Isn't that crazy?

1340
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: I still get it? Why are they not underwater now?

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01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 6: Exactly?

1342
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 3: The Z in the show TMZ stands for zone thirty

1343
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 3: mile Zone, which refers to the thirty mile area around

1344
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 3: Hollywood where all the celebrities. Okay, and the text abbreviation

1345
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:51,439
Speaker 3: TLDR that means too long. Didn't read Brooks two? Nice

1346
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 3: to do that?

1347
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 6: Yeah Brooks in a book club? She's excited.

1348
01:03:54,480 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 3: Yes, read it four times? Wow? So jose Man. Sorry,

1349
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 3: it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just for

1350
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 3: being here, we're gonna give you a ten dollars gift

1351
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 3: card to Starbucks.

1352
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 8: Aw, that's great.

1353
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got any tips for our jose Just about life?

1354
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 9: You know?

1355
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 3: Ye, I need it.

1356
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 12: Don't have kids unless you really want them?

1357
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 6: Okay, Wow, I.

1358
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 1: Really want to say, if you're listening, Daddy, didn't mean

1359
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: that you Yeah?

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01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 4: Yeah that.

1361
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 3: Man. Have a great day. Thanks for playing dude. We'll

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01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 3: be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning