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Speaker 1: Hey, hi, Hi, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with

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Speaker 1: Marie and Sydney. I was wait for you to say it,

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Speaker 1: but you didn't, so I was you were supposed to

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Speaker 1: finish my sentence, bitch, nigga. Well that's the end, that's

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Speaker 1: the last character. I feel like I just finished it.

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Speaker 2: You did.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? How you doing, Marie?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing really really well. I feel like the podcast

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Speaker 1: is thriving. It is so here we are for another

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Speaker 1: episode another week.

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Speaker 2: It was in Timeout magazine.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're like free magazine in New York famous.

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Speaker 2: Also we're on the website. We are.

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Speaker 1: And it's crazy because I have people message me. I

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Speaker 1: owed him money, so it's like, oh, you're doing great.

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Speaker 2: I saw you on Timeound magazine. Can you give me

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Speaker 2: my six hundred dollars back?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, what, Sidney, who are owed six

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars to this? There was a couple of times

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Speaker 1: I was like, I need to go to Miami real quick.

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Speaker 1: Let me get to six hundred. Wow, I need to

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Speaker 1: get some new friends. People are just giving away money

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Speaker 1: to go to Miami. Well, it was it was a dude,

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Speaker 1: so he thought that he was gonna give me this money,

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Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden I would fuck him.

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Speaker 1: Take clear the little that he knows, the twists, the gaggets,

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Speaker 1: the gagets. You're a lesbian, a poor lession because you

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Speaker 1: took the money but not the dick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh I didn't do it right? Is that you

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Speaker 2: take money? You take the money, you don't take the dick.

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Speaker 2: Do you did it right? Okay?

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Speaker 1: That's like you know economics one O one. He's like

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Speaker 1: a bill collector. Now when he like texts or message,

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Speaker 1: she's knocking on the back doors. All ship does an

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Speaker 1: eight hundred number. I mean it's a six or six number,

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Speaker 1: but it feels the same. Do you have his numbers

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Speaker 1: saved in your phone as owe him money?

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Speaker 2: No? I don't.

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Speaker 1: Actually he's a friend. I just he's a friend, but

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Speaker 1: you're not his I keep telling him. I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: don't have it. I don't you in the Timeout magazine

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Speaker 1: it's a freeman.

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Speaker 2: I can see. He's like, you're getting paid for the

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Speaker 2: podcast or not?

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Speaker 1: No, we don't have any sponsors, guys, can you guys

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Speaker 1: just slide in our venmo. This podcast is sponsored by

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Speaker 1: our landlords because we use this apartment in our homes.

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Speaker 1: So whatever you guys can do to make us feel rich,

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Speaker 1: know that Sydney's not gonna touch your dig after I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna look at it. So wait, I thought you

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Speaker 1: said that you wanted Dick pics. I never said that.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure? I'm one hundred, Sydney.

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Speaker 1: This is why people keep sending me your crooked dix

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Speaker 1: on Instagram because you keep telling them, oh, slid, you're

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Speaker 1: taking a RESTM do. I put it in as a

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Speaker 1: hashtag any photos? I was like, send dickpics, Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: You're a horrible friend, Sidney. What the hell are you

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Speaker 1: an expert in this week? Was that expert in taking

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Speaker 1: care of business?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Taking care of business? And also my girlfriend she got lasick.

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Speaker 1: It's a procedure that you kind of got, but except

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Speaker 1: it doesn't cut the top flap off. Hold hold hola,

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Speaker 1: hold on. I also got lasick. She just got some

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Speaker 1: like other basic lasik.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, don't you dance.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I'm doing it right now. Listen to people,

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Speaker 1: listen to what I'm saying. What I got lasik three

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Speaker 1: years ago. They cut a little flap on your eye

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Speaker 1: and then they like open it like a door and

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Speaker 1: then they like buffet out and then they slide the

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Speaker 1: flap back down. But Sidney's girlfriend got it. But they

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Speaker 1: didn't make a little flap. They just did it right

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Speaker 1: on the surface. Yeah, so if you get punched in

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Speaker 1: an eye, your flap can fall. No, dude, my flap closed.

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Speaker 1: It was three years ago. My door is closed.

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Speaker 2: So is my heart.

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Speaker 1: Any who, she got that and I had to take

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Speaker 1: care of her for the whole weekend, and Marie, being

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Speaker 1: the fabulous bestie that you are, you came over to

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I heard like, I don't want you to kill your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend or your girlfriend kills you. And I heard you

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Speaker 1: guys had food. I was like, yeah, I'm coming to

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Speaker 1: support I did. I cooked for her three meals a day.

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Speaker 2: Can you believe it? That was the most I cooked ever. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and you guys have been together for three years. Three years.

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Speaker 1: This was the most she needed to get this surgery

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Speaker 1: to test on my love. I can't believe you didn't

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Speaker 1: like do a day where like it was just like cereal,

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Speaker 1: no date, like when you toasted bread or not like that. No,

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Speaker 1: I cooked the whole time Marie was here. We were

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Speaker 1: watching Netflix you know my girlfriend I had to put

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Speaker 1: her drops in to make sure she didn't become blind.

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Speaker 2: It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, so the situation this weekend was she had to

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Speaker 1: keep her eyes closed for three days. Yes, so Sidney

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Speaker 1: didn't want to keep her eyes closed. I was like, listen,

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Speaker 2: You need to.

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Speaker 1: Close your eyeso, Sidney. Sidney couldn't leave the house. But

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Speaker 1: at the same time you said that she didn't listen,

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Speaker 1: But you didn't listen either, because you were supposed to

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Speaker 1: stay here and you had shows. You kept sneaking out, said, baby,

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Speaker 1: take twelve of these volumes, go out. I was crushing

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Speaker 1: it up in her food, like man, like, maybe she'll

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Speaker 1: just go to sleep.

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Speaker 2: She wouldn't go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: She would come out in the couch and like, try

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Speaker 2: You guys wanna listen to a podcast? You're like no,

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Speaker 2: We were like, we.

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Speaker 1: Don't like podcasts.

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Speaker 2: We did oh Like. I was like Angela Baskets on TV.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, yo.

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Speaker 1: We didn't me and you didn't even go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: We were just watching this fucking American horror story.

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Speaker 2: For like hours on hours.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we watched thirteen episodes in a row. I fell

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Speaker 1: asleep for like, legit twelve minutes and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I missed what happened running back. And then I made breakfast.

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Speaker 2: I made eggs. I had avocado tomato onions.

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Speaker 1: Take them through the menu, says she made biscuits. I

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of chicken in the house. Salad. We

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Speaker 2: had tacos, tacos, We baked cookies. Dude, you did a lot,

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Speaker 1: And then it was like Adrian would come out with

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Speaker 1: we doing for dinner? And I'm like, sins, you just

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Speaker 2: I know, well, I get the word for a best

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Speaker 1: How are her eyeballs doing? I keep meaning to text her,

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Speaker 1: but she's great, she's fine, she's complaining.

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Speaker 2: It's all good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so she's back to normal. What were you an

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Speaker 1: expert in this week, Maureen. I wouldn't expect at just

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Speaker 1: being like the right amount of nosy, okay, right, because

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Speaker 1: you know I like to be in people's business, right,

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Speaker 1: me too, So and I like to see how people live.

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Speaker 1: I can see where people live. So if people invite

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Speaker 1: just how much the apartment costs.

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Speaker 1: you're not showing me. In nineteen eighty six, this wee

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Speaker 1: was converted to a two bedroom. This is the original floor,

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Speaker 1: week was other. I don't know if you guys listening

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Speaker 1: a lot of them had like live events happening last week,

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Speaker 1: this is what y'all do want to hear? Uh huh Okay,

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Speaker 1: three thousand people showed up for this podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's cute.

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Speaker 1: Like four shows. They have four shows, three thousand people.

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Speaker 2: So it made me feel like, you want to shout

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Speaker 1: fixes the little shoe. I don't know if you guys

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Speaker 1: She's got this little head, and she like she was cool.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I get that's who y'all got. Ya

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Speaker 1: If I had three thousand people coming to see me,

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Speaker 1: I would have Michelle Obama on rut nor Thera. But

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Speaker 1: it was cool to see somebody famous. It was great.

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Speaker 1: I heard. It was a great show. Shout out, shout

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Speaker 1: out to other brown girls doing things out here. Thank

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Speaker 1: our black asses. But they will have a celebrity on

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Speaker 2: It's fag. It's the famous. He's in these streets. I

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Speaker 1: Go followers on followers on followers. He's so famous that

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Speaker 1: his page was hacked. Band it was, it was shut down.

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Speaker 2: That's how famous he is. That's what you feel to me.

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Speaker 1: You know how famous you got to be for them

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Speaker 1: to shut your page down?

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Speaker 1: Like, listen, they're not shutting down people who only got

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Speaker 2: They're not shutting that shit down. They're like, keep it open.

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Speaker 1: Nobody they're not shutting down your private account with one

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Speaker 2: They're not shutting that down.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're a writer. I feel like your model. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's our body positive expert. It's starbros helky As

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Speaker 2: Yes again, Hold, I'll do it again. It's starbro Helkius.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not, that's fucking wild.

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Speaker 2: Why if you had tons of you had extra.

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Speaker 2: Sure, okay, well.

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Speaker 1: Well, he knows that I'm gay, and that is not

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Speaker 1: that doesn't that that would not stop him? Right this

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Speaker 1: And I and listen, I get I took this money

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Speaker 1: Just you owe him a thousand dollars one thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: It's not happening. What about justin?

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Speaker 3: What about what about like if you put like those

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Speaker 3: there's no skin skin contact, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Baby oil on it. You can't just do it.

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Speaker 3: That's what they used to clean ducks after an oil spill.

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Speaker 3: You know, if you can drink a guy off with it.

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Speaker 1: It is soft enough for baby ducks, it's soft enough

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Speaker 2: Star wars.

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Speaker 1: You want to make it easy six hundred. You're not

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Speaker 2: You're paying it off. Just make the room dark. Give

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Speaker 2: me a long weave. Did you get some weight?

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Speaker 1: Like Sydney, you are hungry, you see right now?

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Speaker 2: So do your nique caps. Let me let me touch elbow?

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Speaker 1: So star Wars, how do you get into? Okay, so

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Speaker 2: Stovey baby. Yes, so what makes you you get on Instagram?

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Speaker 3: Get But I never went I went straight for the

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Speaker 2: When did you start Instagram? Probably at this point two

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Speaker 2: How many followers did you have? You like, I had

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Speaker 2: we're getting back up there. Yeah, I got banned. I'm

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Speaker 3: I was posting like so the whole page is like

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Speaker 2: You shoulder, sure, no, it's so sexy.

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Speaker 1: I thank you holding a bag of groceries over your dick.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I got like blocking my dick. That's a big motif.

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Speaker 1: It was very the Fat Jewish, except without stealing content, right.

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Speaker 3: Right right, yeah, no, absolutely, Like my my ship was

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Speaker 3: But then you just put like a fat dude in there,

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Speaker 2: So it's like, what's different about that.

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Speaker 3: You don't take women's body seriously in the way that

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Speaker 2: So it's like you put a man.

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Speaker 3: showed dicks on movies. They the dick fucking Dixon movies.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's because we were going on strike.

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Speaker 1: We're like, nah, fuck that, we need to see some paenis.

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Speaker 1: I need to see the tip of it.

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Speaker 2: I can.

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Speaker 1: I can count the dicks I've seen on Game Thrones,

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Speaker 5: The dick on the floor like that, Hey, I would

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Speaker 5: Like there we go, Julian, some.

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Speaker 2: Is that Like, is that the lot of what it is?

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Speaker 3: You know, I mean I don't think there's any lodge

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Speaker 3: So it's like, so that's how that's what the page

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Speaker 2: I was trying really funny, you know, and you're a

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Speaker 1: They were reminiscent of you know, like the little baby

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, and so and look there's still a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very rarely is it a straight guy to be

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Speaker 3: That's not true lately the longer it goes on, I

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Speaker 2: You're like you're the row that's like doing the so

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's a thing, right, Like there's certain

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Speaker 2: Like if a man is like a manorexic, we'd be

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Speaker 2: Arexia is a real thing. There's guys who.

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Speaker 3: I remember these kids where it's like it's like, come on, dude,

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Speaker 3: Yeah that I was like, you didn't want to be fat?

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Speaker 2: Of places, just because like everyone to be fat, you know.

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Speaker 3: But like when I would go back to Greece, like

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Speaker 3: in the summers every once in a while when we

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Speaker 1: How do you say look in Greek? But I was

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Speaker 2: And Eric Banna Yeah whatever, John, there you go. That's fair.

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Speaker 2: know a lot of Greek. You gotta go at college,

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00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 2: get into the girls top.

441
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,959
Speaker 1: So can we talk about you as a like growing up?

442
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,800
Speaker 1: So your mom and dad both born and raised in

443
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 1: Greece or like secondary race.

444
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,119
Speaker 3: Born and raised. They came over here in the eighties.

445
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,680
Speaker 3: They came over here a few years before I was born.

446
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:42,399
Speaker 2: Dope.

447
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,679
Speaker 1: We were just talking about this because my family's from

448
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,840
Speaker 1: Haiti and they got here in eighty seven.

449
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially here in like eighty four. I want to say, right,

450
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 3: I was born eighty nine.

451
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,640
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Thank you. Yeah. City where you.

452
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 1: Were you never mind, But I was just talking to

453
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 1: Sydney about difference between being like a first generation, first

454
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 1: generation American versus like a regular American.

455
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 2: Sure, like the.

456
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,199
Speaker 1: Way that we're brought up is different, Like what are

457
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 1: some things that like you dealt with being like, what

458
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 1: are some things that like your family did that, like

459
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:14,159
Speaker 1: your friends didn't do.

460
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, I mean it's definitely you're in this weird

461
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,119
Speaker 3: zone of like and I don't know how it is

462
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,160
Speaker 3: with you, but I feel like, especially recent immigrants, it's

463
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 3: different because like you look at old immigrants, like you

464
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 3: look at people who came over in like the thirties

465
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 3: and forties, or they're escaping like potato famines.

466
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 2: They're escaping like secution.

467
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,719
Speaker 3: But when you're like a relatively new immigrant, it's like,

468
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is the case for your family,

469
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,439
Speaker 3: but like my family did not assimilate at all. My

470
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 3: dad still you you guys could not have like a

471
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 3: good cop. The only way my dad knows how to

472
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 3: speak to women in English, it's either lumber if he's

473
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 3: talking to a man he's a carpenter, or he's trying

474
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 3: to hit on a woman. So like I taught I

475
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 3: brought my college girlfriend.

476
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 2: Over and he was like, you have beautiful eyes. Yeah,

477
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 2: that only and are you like your dad is creepy.

478
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 2: He's like no, no, no, that's just like how you

479
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,679
Speaker 2: know how to time you're trying to fuck my girlfriend? Like,

480
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: what the what? What's your dad's name? Emmanuel Manolaki. We

481
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 2: were talking about it because of the holidays.

482
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: I hate the holidays because I don't spend any time

483
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 1: with my family. I'm strange or whatever. Marie's like, well,

484
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: that's an American thing. She's like, I feel like immigrants,

485
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 1: like they're very like family oriented.

486
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 2: You always got to be your family for the holidays.

487
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, your mom is like what the hell you at?

488
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 1: What time you're gonna get here? I got food on

489
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 1: the stove. But that's as an immigrant kid. But in America,

490
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: it's like I haven't seen my mother since less July.

491
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 3: Like right, right, right, certainly that's true that it's like

492
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 3: immigrants definitely have more of that family.

493
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 2: Although it's like they have good family, No, it's just

494
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 2: that they're forcing you to be there.

495
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 3: Like that's kind of how I feel about Like I

496
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 3: like I when I first moved here, I like didn't

497
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,160
Speaker 3: go home. I tried to force that a strange ship

498
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 3: because I was legit and jealous when like when I

499
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 3: see like you know, old like American.

500
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 2: Kids who are just like I don't talk to about it.

501
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 2: I don't talk to my dad, I'm like, oh, you

502
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 2: lucky motherfucker.

503
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 3: And after my dad calls me and just sighs for

504
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 3: like thirty seconds, it'll be like, I'll pick up a hello,

505
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 3: be like and then it'll be like, I see you

506
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: still have a phone. I see you know how to

507
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 3: use a phone, and it's like, hello, father, how are you?

508
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 1: My mom every time I speak brutal never I was like,

509
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 1: you only call me when you want food.

510
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 2: I'd be like no, but you could also call me

511
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 2: and she's like I'm busy. Yeah.

512
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: Then she'll be like, yeah, she did you eat. I'd

513
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: be like no, She'd be like bye, and then she

514
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:32,719
Speaker 1: hangs out.

515
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 2: But my mom is the sweetest woman.

516
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 3: My mom is like the like little little chubby like

517
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 3: European lady stereotype. Literally, you wear a lot of head scarves.

518
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 3: She she'll she'll throw a head scarf phone for sure,

519
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 3: for sure.

520
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 5: She is.

521
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 2: She in a robe a lot. No, I feel like

522
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 2: something with an apron on the front. Yes, that's more

523
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 2: her vibe. For sure.

524
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 3: She'll throw she'll throw comfee clothes on though. Don't get

525
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 3: it twisted, but like she'll she'll she she's the kind

526
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 3: of woman. One time in high school, my friend she

527
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 3: was coming to pick me up. She was picking me

528
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 3: up to go to the movies. There was no coming

529
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 3: into the house. She was just gonna like pull up.

530
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 3: I was gonna get out and go. My mom waved

531
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 3: her down, made her Parker car and cooked brownies.

532
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 2: It was a pick up. That's amazing.

533
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 3: I don't know how the fuck she did it. What

534
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: kind of immigrant magic she used? The brownie is already

535
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: in seven and a half minutes. They were like from

536
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: scratch and brownie, like goobie and chocolate.

537
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck.

538
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: Vanetia Venetia, Man, you say that, Venetia.

539
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: I love that name. That's beautiful lines. Yeah, yes, yes,

540
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: Vanicia or the girl down the block Vanetia.

541
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

542
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, who did you hear Vanetia? Looking for you?

543
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 3: My mom's name being Venetia did help me out in

544
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 3: Baltimore City public schools a lot that Yeah, I grew

545
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: up Baltimore. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So do you have siblings.

546
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: I have two little brothers. Little they're two years younger

547
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 3: than me.

548
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 2: But you know we call the middle.

549
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you said your mom is this little chubby European.

550
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 1: Your dad also chy sort of. He had a uh

551
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: he was he was getting fat as ship and then

552
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: like it's been a while, like ten years ago, he

553
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: had like a heart attack and.

554
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 2: Whole ship.

555
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 3: But my dad is the rare guy and I'm who

556
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 3: like he had like an awakening, you know, it's like

557
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 3: people have an awakened, like what am I doing.

558
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: With my life?

559
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 3: I got to be a better person. I gotta fucking

560
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 3: he he had that and he just became a piece

561
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 3: of ship.

562
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 2: So he like he had a heart attack. It became

563
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 2: worse straight up.

564
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like it was one of those things

565
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 3: where was like what am I doing I've been I've

566
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 3: been getting fat, caring for my family.

567
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: I should be out losing weight, cheating on my wife.

568
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: So your dad had him Wendy Williams fainting moment. I'm

569
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: gonna yes, and so that's called a midlife christ.

570
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 3: He had been like yes, one hundred and so that

571
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 3: heart attack, it's like he lost weight, but he just

572
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 3: became such a shittier guy. Yeah, and uh so yeah

573
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 3: he's but he's still now he struggles with it. I

574
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 3: mean it's in my family for sure. It's like like

575
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 3: I'm an addict for sure. Like there's alcoholism in my family.

576
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 3: It was like there hasn't been, like there's gambling and

577
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 3: and and there's just like food addiction like straight up

578
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 3: and sounds fun. Yeah, I mean it's a fun it's

579
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 3: a good time.

580
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So okay, so talk to us a little

581
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: about about growing up then, right, because in my mind,

582
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 1: like your mother she's making brownies from scratch in seven minutes,

583
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 1: Like what what did she cook?

584
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: It?

585
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: Like Greek food to me seems like fresh and like seafoody,

586
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: and it doesn't seem like you could gain a ton

587
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: of weight from it. I feel like it's it's healthy here.

588
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 1: But he was in Baltimore desert eating McDonald's. Yeah.

589
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing.

590
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 3: It's like my mom didn't cook like she cooked, but

591
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 3: it's like she's also like both my parents are working.

592
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like they're busy, their busiest ship.

593
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 3: It's like the big treat my mom. You know, my

594
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 3: mom's working two jobs for most of my childhood. She's

595
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 3: like she's a waitress on the weekends and she and

596
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: she's like, does like she did Oriental rug repair.

597
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 2: Oriental rugs like that were you throw it out?

598
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: Wrong with you?

599
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 2: But that's the name of the rugs. It's not like

600
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: oriental ramen.

601
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 3: Noodle h No, and it's not and it's not like, uh,

602
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 3: it's not like like the derogatory term that you think.

603
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: It's not like it's like Chinese or Japanese rugs're like

604
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 3: from the Middle East, so they should be called Middle

605
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 3: Eastern rug repair.

606
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: I mean they got Persian rugs too, that's called Persian

607
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: like me in the Middle Yeah, that's what I was

608
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: gonna say. I was like, Persian sounds a lot better.

609
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 2: Or she had a lot of jobs.

610
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 3: She worked a lot, and she had three kids, three kids,

611
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 3: and my dad had his own business and so it's

612
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 3: like that he used to work hard at but then

613
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: just became like a you know, he was like I'm

614
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 3: a I'm working and she's like, you know, you couldn't

615
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 3: keep track, typical like immigrant dad, you know, immigrant dad

616
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 3: ship where it's like he's never had to answer to anyone.

617
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 3: The idea that you would have to be emotionally available

618
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 3: to anyone.

619
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Immigrant males, they go.

620
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: From their mom doing everything for them to their wife

621
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: doing everything for them. So it's like they never have

622
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 3: really been a complete person, but they feel like they're

623
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 3: in charge.

624
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, they've done the least work.

625
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, because in most of these households, it's the mom

626
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: that runs the house. She cooks, she clean, she does,

627
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: she do all the laundry, and the dad is just like, well,

628
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to.

629
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 3: Eat this today exactly, And my mom was like that,

630
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 3: But then here's the thing she cooked and everything, and

631
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 3: she's super like the only reason I'm like a semi

632
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: like functional human being is because of my mom. But

633
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 3: she has she has for sure the same kind of

634
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 3: food addiction problems that I did. So it was like

635
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 3: this thing looking back, it's like when she would like

636
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 3: treat us to stuff, it was kind of for her too.

637
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: So it's like, get out of some friendlies a big

638
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: ship with my family would do that too. Yeah, we

639
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: definitely like, let me tell you to Jack in the box.

640
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: You're like, why do you want a sour note burger

641
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: right now? I guess since I'm here, we weren't allowed

642
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: to eat fast food because my mom don't f with that. Miss,

643
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: so like a treat was like, uh, like every couple

644
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: of months, she'd be like she wanted fries.

645
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: So like we would all split a large fries. That's

646
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 2: very Haitian. Yeah, I want fries. You know what a

647
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 2: treat for my mom?

648
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: My mom would take my brother and my sister to McDonald's.

649
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: She would get two quarter pounders with cheese and make

650
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: them split one happy meal.

651
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 2: Whoa Ramona would both and he would be looking like,

652
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 2: we gotta split the toy too, Yes, gimme half of

653
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: one of those McNuggets.

654
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: Came from there, that little tiny paper, Ramona, she's just

655
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: giving them the bottom of the bag fries.

656
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed the devil. I mean yeah, Mama, there

657
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: was no It was very generous.

658
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 3: Like I still, like, I get emotional when I drive

659
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,479
Speaker 3: by the Popeyes we stopped at on the way back

660
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 3: from the library, like that was our Saturday shit was

661
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 3: like we'd go to the library and you know, my

662
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 3: mom would run air and she would drop us off

663
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 3: the library. We'd play like fucking Carmen San Diego or

664
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck the library at the library. Uh, we

665
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 3: would rent movies there because you could just do it

666
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 3: for free at the library.

667
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: Yo. We used to do that as kids too, And

668
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: then when they switched to DVD, it was like, yo, yeah,

669
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: get like six DVDs wild it was awesome.

670
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 2: Live it up, Live it up. That's poor people entertainment

671
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 2: right there.

672
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

673
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 3: And then we would just go and just get like

674
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 3: a fucking big ass thing of pop Eyes, and it

675
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 3: was like those were the best Saturdays of my and

676
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 3: so so many of like my little kid memories are

677
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 3: like tied into food that I just.

678
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: Feel like it's this thing where I can't and my

679
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 2: whole panic camp it. Yeah, I really can't.

680
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 3: And even still it's like when I'm really fucking emotional

681
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 3: or whatever where something really fucks me up, it's like

682
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 3: it is hard not to just fucking go face first

683
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 3: into some fucking ben.

684
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: And Jerry's so crazy to me because I'm not that

685
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: at all.

686
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: When I like really emotional, which is you know, once

687
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: every you know, red mood or whatever, I don't. I

688
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: don't face plant into food. I don't even know what

689
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: I do. I feel like I can't eat. I honestly

690
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: lose my mag my friend appatite, and I just I

691
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: literally shut down and when I do see food, I'm like, ugh,

692
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: it tastes like sandpapers.

693
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah.

694
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: My friends that like go through breakups and like lose weight,

695
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 3: and like like my friend, I'm talking to my friend Jesse,

696
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,719
Speaker 3: and she's like going through a bad breakup.

697
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: She's getting over now, but like she just lost weight.

698
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: She couldn't eat. It's like I am one hundred percent.

699
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 3: Like I look at some Facebook pictures and it's fucking

700
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: I know when I broke, I don't have to look

701
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 3: at the day because I'm in I'm fucking stretching the

702
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: limit of what a two XL shirt is supposed to hold.

703
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: Those pictures wasn't a body because you like you saying

704
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: two x but I'm like, you don't look like body.

705
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 3: I'm kind of yeah, I've kind of how much do

706
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 3: you wet right now? I'm at I think around to

707
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 3: sixty to sixty And what were you at your biggest?

708
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: When I was at my biggest, I was like, uh,

709
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 3: like three twenty five and.

710
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: How hoall are you?

711
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 4: I've ate?

712
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fine, Dobby, baby, I know it was brutal.

713
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: It was post it was post a bad breakup. You know,

714
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: how long were you with her?

715
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 3: We were together like two and a half years, but

716
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 3: it was like a college It was like this, it

717
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 3: was this weird thing where we meet in college when

718
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's not real.

719
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 2: It's like, well, she didn't meet who I really was

720
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: because it was not real.

721
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 3: It's not you, right, because like college you because I

722
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 3: was going through a lot of the immigrant stuff. I

723
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 3: don't know if you have this, but all the immigrant

724
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: guilt of like, and I was like the smart one

725
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 3: in my family.

726
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 2: You was the smart one in the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

727
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 3: It was crazy, like I was the one that like

728
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 3: all the hopes were pinned on. You know, I was

729
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 3: going to be like a lawyer.

730
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: I was a lawyer or a basketball player. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

731
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 3: Rolland Park middle school, I played you know hand Yeah

732
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 3: you got both makers on right now.

733
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, no, I love playing basketball. I just stopped

734
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 2: growing in eighth grade.

735
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: So it was like I played middle school basketball and

736
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 3: then I went out for the high school team and

737
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 3: they were like, is someone gonna tell this guy he's

738
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 3: five eight, he's really going out of the port a

739
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: sou So you met this girl, right right? So I

740
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 3: had I did stand up when I was like, I

741
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 3: did it for a year when I was like eighteen.

742
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 3: I did stand up for like a year when I

743
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 3: was eighteen, but I felt like and I wanted to

744
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 3: quit school. I was on school on scholarship too, Like

745
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 3: I gotta I got a full.

746
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: Ride full rock.

747
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, real immigrant, real immigrant shit, because I got a

748
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: partial well I wanted. I couldn't live at home, you know.

749
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 3: It was one of those things where I was tired

750
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 3: of living at home. So I was like, the only

751
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 3: I can't afford going in. So it's like I got

752
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 3: a fucking junior year of high school when like the

753
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 3: grades mattered or whatever. I was like, I got to

754
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: hit the fucking books because if I'm getting out of here,

755
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 3: it's gonna be through this. Yeah, through so I but

756
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 3: it was only like the funny thing is the only

757
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 3: school that gave me a full ride was like fifteen

758
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 3: minutes outside of Baltimore, so I was still like basically home,

759
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 3: but I didn't have to live in fucking you know,

760
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: I don't have to live with my fucking dad anymore.

761
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: So then I you know, I'm doing stand up or

762
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck, and.

763
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 3: Uh, but I quit because I feel guilty because everyone's like,

764
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 3: because I wanted to quit school and just like just

765
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 3: do comedy.

766
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: But my I knew my parents like expected something of me,

767
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 2: so and I said, that's so crazy. So I yeah,

768
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: it sucked, And in hindsight, I wish I'd just done it.

769
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 2: So I quit. I quit, stand up. You ended up

770
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 2: doing it anyway. I ended up, and it ended up

771
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 2: being my career exactly. You got to follow your dream

772
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: And what's funny.

773
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: You can't say that to your parents, like I can't

774
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: ever even now today call my mom and be like,

775
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: I got to follow my dreams.

776
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 2: You get Yeah, I don't know that's what you're doing

777
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: right now though.

778
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: But my mom is cool with me following my dreams

779
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: now because like I'm making money and I call her

780
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: for things. But like in like ten years ago when

781
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: I was in high school or like I couldn't call,

782
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't.

783
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 2: I'm following my dreams.

784
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 3: Mom, Like she hit me in the face, and that's

785
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,439
Speaker 3: what my dad. Yeah, that's that's immigrant ship right there. Yeah,

786
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 3: and then fight the principal if she said anything to her.

787
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking home.

788
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: And she hit the principle of the faith. Oh my god.

789
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 3: I feel like all Haitian women in a in an altercation,

790
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 3: have like a little ef a machete and one of

791
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 3: those glass cases, like an emergency.

792
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: Now, okay, I'm gonna go to language. So you finished

793
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 1: school or you dropped out?

794
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 3: No? I finished school, Well technically I never got I'm too.

795
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 3: I'm a language credit short and language and I know

796
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 3: and I'm fluent in Greek.

797
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: It's just crazy time. And I had a three nine,

798
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 2: like I I didn't need to Just why did you wait?

799
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: What happened? It's just one of these things.

800
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 3: My mom saw me walk because they saw I had

801
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 3: the little fucking they went to graduation.

802
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 2: Really, that's all I was in school for is for

803
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 2: my mom to see me walk, like, and you don't

804
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: have the diploma she can't pay for every two years

805
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: she was like. She was like for a year. She

806
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: was like, so it they haven't mailed me yet. I

807
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 2: was like, any day now, Mom, I'll send some emails.

808
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 2: It's coming.

809
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: But honestly, you can say no now. She just wants

810
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: to frame it in the living rooms. Some people could

811
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 1: be like, oh, but she's within that big frame. Yeah,

812
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: she's within now.

813
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 3: Things are going okay, like with my career, but my

814
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 3: mom would My mom also didn't want me to fucking

815
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 3: do comedy, but only because she thought it was like

816
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 3: too risky. But there was I mean, it is, it

817
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 3: really is. But she saw there was one summer where

818
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 3: like I moved back home. I just had to get

819
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 3: my shit together. It was when that girl broke up

820
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 3: with me. I moved back home. I had a full

821
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 3: time job. I was working as a paralegal, and I

822
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 3: went to work at six am. I came home at

823
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 3: six pm eight for a half hour and drove to

824
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: DC to do stand up every night. And she saw

825
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 3: like how hard I was working, and she was like, oh, okay,

826
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 3: he's not. She thought I was just kind of bullshitting

827
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 3: because I'm also kind of lazy. Yeah, but we all are.

828
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 2: We all are.

829
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: But when you saw she saw that I was like

830
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 3: actually working. And ever since then, she's been on board.

831
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 3: And my dad's still not on board, even.

832
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: Though like even dad hating. Yeah, my dad is a

833
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 2: hater one hundred percent.

834
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 3: He just wants to like he wants to be like dad, fixed,

835
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 3: please help me father, And it's like I haven't asked

836
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 3: him for anything since I was sixteen.

837
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: Yeahful, Yeah, you're doing it the right way anyway. So yeah,

838
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 1: So you were.

839
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 2: Paralegal for a little bit.

840
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you had a little baggy

841
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: suit on. But like, did you have a freecasevanilla envelope?

842
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: That's what all lifeila envelopes.

843
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: But it was rolled up. Oh yeah, a little little

844
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 2: rubber band from a bread from a bread bag. It's

845
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 2: not even like a real from around the brocol green ones.

846
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, fresh produce. Dad to use that so many times.

847
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 2: I tried to put my hair in a ponycapple. One

848
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 2: of them get a rubber band, Like, what are you doing?

849
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 3: Rock the thick blue South Oh yeah, brock barely stretching,

850
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a workout getting those to stretch.

851
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: Try eat a lot of bread, and she don't eat

852
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: she don't eat bread. There she bougie. So you're apparently ago,

853
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: you quit that you moved to New York, right right right?

854
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 2: Yeah?

855
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and just to like really quick because I

856
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 3: was I never finished. I never wrapped the sh up

857
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 3: with the Basically, I was in school for like two years.

858
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 3: I tried it, like I tried to, like, you know,

859
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 3: be good at it. And that's when that girl met me.

860
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 2: So she met me.

861
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 3: We're in the same scholarship program. I'm interning in like

862
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 3: the Maryland House of Delegates, and shiit wow, I'm just

863
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 3: like so she meets like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm

864
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 3: just doing a bunch of ship that like. And she's

865
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 3: the kind of person that wants to get married at

866
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 3: like you know, twenty five or whatever, and like wants

867
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 3: to have a kid and everything and there, and so

868
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 3: I just started doing comedy.

869
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: And that was the time where we're kind of breaking up.

870
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 3: Was when I started being a paralegal because she lived

871
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 3: in DC and I was in Baltimore, and I would

872
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 3: just come to her house and basically use it to

873
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 3: crash to do shows in d C.

874
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: Exactly, I barely got to see you people from New

875
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: York who don't have cars. DC to Baltimore sounds like

876
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: right around the corner.

877
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, far you just to do an hour drive. An

878
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: hour is a long time driving by yourself. It was

879
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: I mean I did it for like six years, like

880
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 2: every day basically five years.

881
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 3: It was like I was basically commuting to do stand

882
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 3: up and it was I wasn't getting paid at the

883
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 3: time either.

884
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 1: It was all open mic, so you weren't getting paid.

885
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: You're staying at her house. Right, it wasn't breaking the

886
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: walls down.

887
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: Right, he was breaking.

888
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: He wasn't was tearing out, you know, sleeping listening.

889
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 3: Also, here's another thing she got. She got married, So

890
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 3: good for her. But do you ever feel like those

891
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 3: are my first relationships? So it's like, I'm like, couldn't

892
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 3: we like just fun once just because I have so

893
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 3: many moves now, you know what I mean?

894
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: Like I just want to show you the re breast,

895
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. That's not how those things work.

896
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 2: You gotta get it while it's hot and then be out.

897
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: Also, as women, it's like you sleep with somebody and

898
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: then you see what they got and then in your

899
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: mind that's just how you remember them for the risk.

900
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

901
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: I hate that, Like she's only she's seen you know,

902
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: the novice. Yeah, the novice moves. Yeah yeah, yeah, I

903
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 3: had a lot of upside.

904
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't you know, accomplish it in that relationship.

905
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 2: But she's she's seeing pictures you but ass naked on

906
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 2: like Instagram, So you're out here women, It's true, I am.

907
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: I'm sure she's looking at that picture with the bag

908
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: I should have gave him the chance you're looking at

909
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 2: the the.

910
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: The Valentine's Day photos of you being like Chevy QB, Like,

911
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: am I making a mistake?

912
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 2: That's the one I get away? Yeah, good for her.

913
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 2: I'm happy. I'm happy for she's cool. So wait, you

914
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 2: you recently lost weight?

915
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 3: Right short of yet? Like when I first moved here,

916
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 3: I went through another breakup.

917
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: Sam, Dude, you like a serious thing, So do you

918
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: want to be in a relationship, Like are you looking

919
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: for I think I'm in that zone.

920
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: Now do they break up with you or they you

921
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 2: break up with them? Mutual?

922
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: With the first one, it was sort of mutual. I

923
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 3: was lives just we're going to different places, Like it

924
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 3: was clear I was just gonna do stand up.

925
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 2: And then stability was not when I value.

926
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 3: She's like a house speaker assistant, and she's she's you know,

927
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 3: she wanted kids and ship And this last one was

928
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 3: just kind of like it was kind of a weird situation.

929
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: I was in, you know, I was in Baltimore.

930
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 3: I was leaving anyway, So we started dating when she

931
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 3: knew I was moving, and we had kind of like that.

932
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 3: For me, I have a lot of fucking feelings. I

933
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 3: have a lot I have feelings, but I have a

934
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: hard time, like I have commitment issues the whole.

935
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah, immigrant prob yeah yeah, they

936
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: don't touch us at home.

937
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they like they never touch us.

938
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 3: So it was this weird freeing thing of like, since

939
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 3: I knew I was leaving in a weird way, since

940
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: there was an expiration date, I kind of it allowed

941
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 3: me to get closer to her because I didn't have

942
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 3: any of that anxiety of like, well, what does she expect?

943
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 3: And then when it when it got to the point

944
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 3: where we still kind of dated a little bit, when

945
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 3: I was like in New York, yeah, that never works out,

946
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: and I was having a great time, but I didn't

947
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 3: think about it, and from her perspective of like and

948
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 3: she just kind of called it off abruptly, you know,

949
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 3: and I was kind and at that point I was

950
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 3: like really into and so she meant somebody else not.

951
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: At the time, but yeah, she's not you. But if

952
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 2: it's abruptly, we don't all of a sudden, but you

953
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 2: know what, it's not working. It's not even working for

954
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 2: her for a while, exactly exactly.

955
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: That's what it was for your building for like a

956
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: couple of weeks because she was also seeing the guy

957
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: a Popeye, so.

958
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 2: He was not an extra biscuit in her box.

959
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: Put some honey in some jam jams so hard to

960
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 1: get both there.

961
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 2: One grape grape or wow, extra biscuit in the box

962
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 2: sounds like some real freaky ship. Sounds like an extra

963
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 2: one in there.

964
00:42:55,880 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 3: Taking the left nut that game in the streets, Yo,

965
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 3: may put my biscuiting box and.

966
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 2: You're like, do you have another dick? What's extra? Okay?

967
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 2: So she broke up with you.

968
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, so anyway, so that fucked me up, and then

969
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 3: I went into the same like gained a bunch of weight.

970
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 2: I was like, my biggest thing in Yorga is probably

971
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 2: around three hundred three.

972
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: How do you three hundred pounds and you walk into

973
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: the train?

974
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 2: I know that's how much I was eating.

975
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 3: It was like, and I have a bit about that

976
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 3: where it's like I moved the city where I can't

977
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 3: afford the food, and I walk everywhere and I'm getting fatter.

978
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 2: You know that? That was That was my fucking situation.

979
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 2: What would you eat? Tell us what was?

980
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 3: It was just fucking It was just garbageod dollar pizza, Chinese,

981
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 3: fucking the the Jenny Sooe's combos were flowing like wine

982
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: that in the story. It was like it was and

983
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 3: I would just get to the point where I was

984
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 3: ordering like appetizers on top of like you know, I mean,

985
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,479
Speaker 3: the seamless bill was rough.

986
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 2: And then you that's eating out is spens. You weren't

987
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: making your own food. I was making my own food.

988
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 2: I was just fucking That's how you get fat. Eating out.

989
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 2: It's not good for you. Even if the food is good,

990
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 2: it feels healthy, it still has like a lot.

991
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: Of oil line Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you might be thin,

992
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: but your cholesterols high.

993
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 3: And it's like, if you do want to eat healthy,

994
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 3: it's gonna cost you forty dollars for a meal.

995
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 2: It might say possible, but yeah, you're you're eating like

996
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: vegish vegans. Listen, no cheese, no, none of that. It's

997
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 2: three thousand dollars.

998
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, well, I got this this gluten free,

999
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: no carb vegan sandwich roll.

1000
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 2: It's like, that's not bread. That's not bread. It's almonds.

1001
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 2: It's almonds with Elmer's glue between shaved into the share.

1002
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: It's a sin almond that they like, you know how

1003
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: they used to like whittle things down like back.

1004
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: In the day when they were shaving almonds.

1005
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah to wait, Stammy, I really want to know how

1006
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: the hell did you get into just taking your clothes off?

1007
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: Like did you have one article off and then all

1008
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: of a sudden you were like you hit the.

1009
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: Light, me try something else. It was just like I

1010
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 2: don't know. It was, like I said, like we from

1011
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 2: where we started.

1012
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 3: It's like it just kind of started as like a

1013
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: bit and it's like I have no like I'm pretty

1014
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 3: open on stage and on everything. I'm a very like

1015
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 3: and I'll talk to people about like, you know, deep shit,

1016
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 3: like I don't really have a problem with that, and

1017
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 3: that's just kind of an extension of that, like I'm

1018
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 3: not shy about my body.

1019
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1020
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 3: It was just it started out, as I thought, me

1021
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: and a buddy of mine, we collaborated on it. This

1022
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 3: guy Ben O'Brien from Baltimore is super fucking funny. Shout

1023
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 3: out to Bend. He's doing a thing with adult swim

1024
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 3: right now. Actually eleven time slot.

1025
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 2: Shut up man doing.

1026
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 3: Anyway, we just collaborated and we just were like thinking

1027
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 3: of what could be like these funny ideas within that

1028
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 3: like put me in the context of what women are

1029
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 3: and show it as like a ridiculous thing. So we

1030
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 3: just kind of came up with some ideas and it

1031
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 3: just it just got momentum.

1032
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1033
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 3: It was one of those things where it was never

1034
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 3: really like a huge project that I thought would be,

1035
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 3: you know, a big part of what I do.

1036
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 2: But like I it got rolling and I love it.

1037
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 2: Well that's how yeah, you butt crack out. I'm like, yo,

1038
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 2: you having everything and a split naked.

1039
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: I want to know, have you ever been naked and

1040
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: been completely embarrassed? Like when was the last time that

1041
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: you were naked? Because you talked about being a chubby

1042
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: kid in the pool with your shirt. But have you

1043
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: ever like, you know, let me take another, let me

1044
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: take a step back. Have you ever got hooked up

1045
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: with a chick and you get naked or you try

1046
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: to get on top of HER's.

1047
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 2: Like, you know what, this don't work?

1048
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I feel like because I feel like that,

1049
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 3: it's like we will It'll never get that far, you

1050
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 3: know what I mean.

1051
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 2: It's like if you don't even get to the room

1052
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 2: stop at the train station. If I'm in the room,

1053
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 2: it's like you know what you signed up for, you

1054
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

1055
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 3: It's like I've I mean, I've had embarrassing like sexual ship,

1056
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 3: but it's like that's different than it's not about my body.

1057
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: It just wasn't working. It goes into the food ediction. Okay,

1058
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 2: I can't about it. You're trying to get her out,

1059
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 2: and she was like, I gotta go to work. No, no, no,

1060
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 2: no no, yeah. She's like it's been eight hours, Like

1061
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 2: are you that my clip? It's not a gristle watching you.

1062
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 3: Glass of milk, just dipping a laby and in honey mustards,

1063
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 3: just sucking it off.

1064
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to dip you a.

1065
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 1: Bus your biscuit in my ball, my biscuit and honey,

1066
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: So get into it.

1067
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 2: I had a I had a hilarious like I had

1068
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,240
Speaker 2: one of those like just feeling horrible.

1069
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 3: It was pretty recent, just feeling horrible about myself, like

1070
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 3: just emotionally fucked up days.

1071
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 2: And I lived with one of my best friends.

1072
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 3: We've been friends in kindergarten, and he we were very

1073
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: co dependent in terms of eating like ship. So it's

1074
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 3: like when when he's in bad and and he's itching

1075
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 3: for some horrible food and then I am.

1076
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: Too well that yeah, you literally y across the room.

1077
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Is anybody hungry with like eight

1078
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: of those thinking emojis?

1079
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

1080
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 2: Like that's that's the move.

1081
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1082
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you see that that emoji, we're done, We're

1083
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 2: done for.

1084
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 3: We had one of I had one of those days

1085
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 3: where it's like you just try to recover from your

1086
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 3: breakfast the whole day. It was like, it's the day

1087
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 3: starts with a like fifty dollars Chinese food order.

1088
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: The day, the day starts, the Chinese spoat don't open

1089
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 2: until noon. You know, listen, we know the ones that

1090
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: open at eleven thirty. Definitely that's queens, right, it's queens.

1091
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 2: There's not nothing.

1092
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been a Chinese food to my house.

1093
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: I don't eat it that often.

1094
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: That's crazy. The last time I had it was like

1095
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: a year ago or so.

1096
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,479
Speaker 1: That's one body is exactly my family, Like we didn't

1097
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: eat out when we were little, So like I don't

1098
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: do it.

1099
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 3: I'm jealous of that. I wish I had never come

1100
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 3: up with these I had never come up with these habits.

1101
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 3: But that like again, ordering out Chinese food shouts out.

1102
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 2: To Royal China. This podcast is spot on O'donald Street, Baltimore.

1103
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: My friend, my friend Chinese Sam, who we racistly called

1104
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: Chinese Sam even though there was no other Sam.

1105
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could call them Sam.

1106
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: But so you guys start eating Chinese food at eleventh brutal,

1107
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: brutal beginning to the day.

1108
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 2: What you're ordering from the Chinese plot? Let me give

1109
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 2: me a rundown. So Jenny Sos of course is in

1110
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: the mix.

1111
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 3: So we we have a general Sos combo and then

1112
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 3: like a like some other beef and broccoli combo and

1113
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 3: two people, right, that's where the order should stop.

1114
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: That's enough for two human beings.

1115
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,959
Speaker 3: But you know, we're thrown a little fucking a little

1116
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 3: low Maine for the table, you know, a little a

1117
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 3: little shrimp fried rice, for.

1118
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 2: A couple of chicken wings. Chicken you get a four piece.

1119
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 2: I get to shop him up. What am I not

1120
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: gonna have an egg roll? You know what I mean?

1121
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 3: Like, come on, and that's what we're looking at. Plus plus,

1122
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 3: oh yeah plus. And then so we eat that ship

1123
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 3: and then it's like, you know what, let's get this,

1124
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 3: Let's get breakfast dessert. What is breakfast dessert? Dude, it's

1125
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 3: just breakfast because we just had that. We just so

1126
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 3: that Chinese food was our breakfast. Bust that down, no problem,

1127
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 3: like it wasn't ship uh. And then we just fucking

1128
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 3: we hit up the crape spot and just fucking.

1129
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, amazing nutella and marshmallows. I'm not here forella, dude,

1130
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 2: I love I don't understand that. I'm so jealous of

1131
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: your palate. She I feel like spot and smile. But

1132
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 2: my mom used to make.

1133
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: Crapes for us at the house, and it was like

1134
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 1: you put a little jelly like it wasn't.

1135
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 2: Like my grandma did that, but nutella was like it

1136
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: was called that. And in Greece, lo like I could

1137
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: name my daughter that mad she'ld be a whoor though.

1138
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 2: I'm named my daughter of Venetia and she'll be a

1139
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 2: wonderful young lady. Education your TV.

1140
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 6: That's so you guys get crape so yeah. And and

1141
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 6: dumpling yeah yeah, yeah, that was on the initial order.

1142
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 2: I forgot to mention. It's brutal, it's horrible. Do you

1143
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 2: eat all this good? Actually I do?

1144
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did do check out recently doing all right,

1145
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 3: and I'm exercising and ship yeah, yeah, most of I

1146
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 3: have been eating healthier recently, but every once in a

1147
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 3: while just have these horrible like you know, you know,

1148
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 3: just really fucking while out anyway, eat all that foodmate

1149
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 3: with my roommate, get the crape, and then I just

1150
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 3: fucking passed the funk out out. I have a spot

1151
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 3: at the stand. I'm on the Sunday. It's a Sunday night.

1152
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 3: And then like some girls hit me up like on

1153
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think I matched with someone on

1154
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 3: Tinder and she's like, oh, me and my friend are

1155
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 3: coming to see a show. I was like, you and

1156
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 3: your friend. It's like I'm thinking that's kind of she

1157
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 3: like she was like a fan of my podcast, so

1158
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 3: she was like, I figure, like we match on Tinder.

1159
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 3: I don't really know if she's about it whatever, she's

1160
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 3: bringing a friend. It's like, hey, you know, it's like

1161
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 3: my girl got her girl.

1162
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 2: Right right right?

1163
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't assume that's what the fuck is

1164
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 3: you know it's gonna pop off, yeah, because I'm just like, oh,

1165
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 3: this is just some like she just wants to see

1166
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 3: a show, and it's like maybe I'll suck her like later,

1167
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 3: you know, like maybe it's like we we hit it off.

1168
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 2: Here and like, you know, I kill it all stage.

1169
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 2: I'm in the bedroom right.

1170
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 3: Right right, yeah exactly, because she's bringing a friend, you know, right,

1171
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 3: and so so I'm sitting there and it's like a

1172
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 3: pleasant conversation.

1173
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do great, you know, I kill it.

1174
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 2: What's up?

1175
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 3: And uh? And then we're just talking and it's like

1176
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 3: and it's going really good, and it's going to it's

1177
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 3: going so well that I'm actually like the friend more.

1178
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 3: It's like one of those like yeah exactly, and we're

1179
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 3: we're like really vibing. But I also feel like ship.

1180
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: It's a Sunday. I'm like tomorrow, I got to get

1181
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,720
Speaker 3: my life together. Like I'm just I'm looking for the exits.

1182
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: I'm like I'm like about to tell them, all right,

1183
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 3: well nice mena, let's hang out whatever. And then I

1184
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 3: see them like texting each other and like like that's

1185
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 3: what me and Marie do, very out and open exactly,

1186
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 3: and usually that's like a bad sign, you know. So

1187
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, what do we got here? And I'm like,

1188
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 3: maybe this will be my exit. Maybe they're like trying

1189
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 3: to leave whatever I'm And at that point, I'm like cool,

1190
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 3: I don't give.

1191
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: A fun I got things to do. I got dumplings

1192
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 2: at the house, I got leftover Jenny's to warm up.

1193
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 3: And they're like and one of them like, oh, we

1194
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 3: were just texting about like whether you wanted to fuck,

1195
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, yes.

1196
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 2: Did you go which one? Huh did you say which one?

1197
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 3: No?

1198
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 2: They were trying to both fuck. Wow, but that you

1199
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 2: had to but I had two. Those are the pheromones,

1200
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: you know.

1201
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, what happens is it like Lawrence from Insecure?

1202
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 2: Huh, I haven't. I haven't caught out Insecure.

1203
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 3: I'm sorry my HBO got cut off halfway, you know,

1204
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 3: shut up my mom. My mom's fucking password got taken away. No,

1205
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 3: your mom changed the past. Yeah, Venicia is tired to

1206
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 3: be free loading. So and it's like I and I'm

1207
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 3: not in the zone at all, you.

1208
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:32,479
Speaker 2: Know, I'm not ready.

1209
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: I got a big ass breakfast, I've got dumpling, dick,

1210
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, it's not it's like

1211
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: boy sauce ball.

1212
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 2: Yes, there's more.

1213
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's more msg than testosterone in my body at

1214
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 3: the time, you know, But what the I'm not gonna I'm.

1215
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 2: Not gonna you can't. Yes, you cannot. Exactly you would

1216
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,720
Speaker 2: have said, I got to wash my hand house.

1217
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 3: So anyway, we like go back these girls and it's like,

1218
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 3: you know, we're like hooking up and it's fucking going good.

1219
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 3: But it's like then the then, like my stomach's rumbling

1220
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 3: is just and it's just like I'm hitting them with

1221
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 3: that like fucking I would. I would like to say

1222
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 3: three quarters hard, dick, but even that is and that

1223
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 3: like holding it at the base fifty hard.

1224
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's hard. Oh no, it's hard. It's sorry.

1225
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 2: Just give me that, you just give me a second

1226
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 2: hair get the most frustrated. It's like, listen, don't brutal,

1227
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 2: dare hit me with that. It don't exactly, lad, don't listen.

1228
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 2: Don't you look like you but not dude. Yeah, it's

1229
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 2: once any pressure is applied to it, oh, it fall

1230
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 2: right apart. And so don't hit me with that struggle stroke.

1231
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 2: It was just it was a true true struggle stroke.

1232
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 2: But did you struggle girl? Both of them? Huh, even

1233
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 2: the girl that you liked more. One of them got

1234
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 2: it more, one of them got the you got struck.

1235
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 3: The initial initial hard so hard on you know, uh,

1236
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 3: and that was also and also, let's be honest, I'm fucking.

1237
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 3: I don't I haven't fucked. I think this was the

1238
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 3: this was the first time I was in a threesome situation.

1239
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 2: So exactly, such, your stuff up. I didn't sell myself over.

1240
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 2: You're going to get your full night sleep.

1241
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: I needed.

1242
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 2: I need to hit the elliptical. I need a green juice.

1243
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. You take a shower that day?

1244
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 4: Huh?

1245
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 2: Oh showered? No, no, no, I was showered. I was showered. Listen,

1246
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 2: I was showered. I was showered. Okay, I was showered.

1247
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 3: I was looking cute too, you know. I put a

1248
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 3: nice litt outfit on. I was together otherwise to sock

1249
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 3: to hook up with you, right, and and yeah, it

1250
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 3: was just like so, I'm just I'm very I'm just

1251
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 3: over compensating. Like I'm just I probably ate pussy for

1252
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 3: ninety for the running time of rush hour two.

1253
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: I was.

1254
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 2: Like, thank you, I'm eating ass. I'm just getting wildy.

1255
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like make up for my horrible penis showing.

1256
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 2: You know the whole time. Are you going ass to

1257
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,959
Speaker 2: cat because you eat two ses?

1258
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 3: Oh?

1259
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: Man? This is all they all got, yeased they got yea,

1260
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 1: they got msgy, they got dumpling Boody.

1261
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 2: They got potato bread in between the Yeah it was.

1262
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 2: It was a brutal, outing, sober eating ass I was.

1263
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I had like a drink or two.

1264
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1265
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 2: Bottles. I was embarrassed by my plato dick showing.

1266
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm more embarrassed about eating as I'm just trying

1267
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: to mix it up.

1268
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 2: I'm just stappy baby.

1269
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: Yo. I hope Avenicia don't listen to this episode. She's

1270
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: not gonna like it, but your dad might. I so

1271
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: because in my mind, like, if you're not feeling it

1272
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: with one person, you could maybe be like, I mean,

1273
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: you gotta come up with the courage to be like

1274
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: if I'm not somebody.

1275
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 5: No no no.

1276
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 1: But I'm saying like, if like you want people please,

1277
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: you know I'm not eating nests, I'm not a people pleaser.

1278
00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 2: So that's that.

1279
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get damn about how you feel about me.

1280
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna get this semi heard. You're gonna take it,

1281
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna like it. I'm gonna lay it down and

1282
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: you it's your fault. You might need to go in

1283
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: there and work yourself on the bathroom.

1284
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 2: Girl, listen, I have my fucking electric toothbrush. Why don't

1285
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 2: you use this on yourself? For a second, I was like,

1286
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 2: you ain't gonna wait, So what happened?

1287
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 3: That's when I was the most envious of lesbians. It's like, oh,

1288
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 3: imagine just strapping on it beautifully hard.

1289
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 2: You need to strap one to tag you out. I'm

1290
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 2: gonna get some water. I'm tagging in the strap phone.

1291
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 3: I just have a backup strap one that I wrap.

1292
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 3: It was like, it can't be plastic though, you know.

1293
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 3: It's like I wrap it in like damn, you wrap

1294
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 3: it in ham so it's flesh.

1295
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: You know.

1296
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 2: I heard it.

1297
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: Wait, I want to know how this ends. I know

1298
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 1: people listening are like wait, I mean, there's no good end.

1299
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: It's just like you definitely don't come.

1300
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 2: They come.

1301
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 5: I came.

1302
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 2: I ain't a girl. One of them came, you know,

1303
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 2: uh and then no, she just started shaking, was like,

1304
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 2: probably be up in the morning. She did, she had work.

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Speaker 3: I felt bad for her, dude, but uh, you know,

1306
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 3: it was a tough situation and uh, and you never

1307
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 3: spoke to them again. One of them texted me, But

1308
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 3: it's like, what are we gonna fucking that's we gotta

1309
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: we gotta throw that out.

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00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 2: That's throw it away. But didn't you want to like

1311
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 2: fix it? You're like, yo, I gotta give them another try.

1312
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 2: So they did. But I also understood that I did.

1313
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,959
Speaker 2: Sometimes you gotta take dale and keep you know, maybe

1314
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 2: I deserve Sabby, you deserve.

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Speaker 3: I mean it was also like I was also like

1316
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 3: it was, yeah, it kind of set me on the right.

1317
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 3: That was like, I gotta turn my life around that.

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00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: You're like, this was like less Thursday.

1319
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 3: I can't be I can't be fucking you know, mushy

1320
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 3: banana dicking.

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00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 2: We're out there. You're so much that So did you

1322
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 2: tell your roommate? You have to tell your roommate about this?

1323
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, And he was like after it ended,

1324
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 2: he was like, so you want to get some food?

1325
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 2: I told him over some chubby Hubby Ben and Jerry's

1326
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:17,479
Speaker 2: your friend.

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Speaker 1: Probably was it was the dumplets, man, the extra dumpling,

1328
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 1: that soy sauce, the sodium is you're blaming it on

1329
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: the cribs.

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01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 4: Blame it on the cribs, exclaim it on the crib

1331
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Speaker 4: Yeah something.

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01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 2: Starborroughs, whoa what can you leave us with? Please? I

1333
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 2: don't know.

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01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 1: I feel like the fact that you're so honest and

1335
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: you you don't take yourself too seriously and you just realize, like, hey,

1336
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: things are gonna happen.

1337
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna be big, I'm gonna be small.

1338
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

1339
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: You gotta be yourself. Are you trying to be small?

1340
01:00:58,840 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: You're trying to lose weight.

1341
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to feel healthier overall.

1342
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 3: So it's like I'm eating I'm eating less sugars, I'm

1343
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 3: eating less carbs, you know what I mean?

1344
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 2: Like what like, what's the what's good morning? What you eat?

1345
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 2: What's your food pyramid? Today? All right?

1346
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 3: Today I started with I do smoothie because I got

1347
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 3: to get my greens in that week because I'm like

1348
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 3: a baby.

1349
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 2: I'm like a dog. You have to feed medicine to

1350
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 2: you know.

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01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 3: It's spinach. Yeah, so I made I made a little

1352
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 3: berry berry spinach. You know, broccoli rob smoothie. He's got

1353
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 3: good nutrients though.

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01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, But in a in a juice, I feel like

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Speaker 2: it makes no matter. No, it's not bad. I put

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Speaker 2: a little I put a little Greek yogurt in there,

1357
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 2: put some berries in there.

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Speaker 1: Bananas are sweet if you don't have a banana in

1359
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: this smoothie?

1360
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 2: Sweet banana or pineapple?

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01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: Got the little streakers thet you like, like, have you

1362
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: ever put mango in a SMOOTHI you got to pull the.

1363
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 2: Little mango like hairs, mango cubes. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm

1364
01:01:55,520 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 2: just and yeah, you know I'm eating like I'm trying

1365
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 2: to eat like sand fish and veggies. I've been. I

1366
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:03,919
Speaker 2: have been on a big.

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01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 3: Really it's terrible armed but I'm going salmon in tuna

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01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 3: mostly okay, And then you know, I'll throw some chicken

1369
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 3: thighs in the mix. Oh yeah, chicken breast. That's my

1370
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 3: I will die on that hill. Fuck breast. It's too

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01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 3: fucking dry. Thigh thighs. Where it's at, it's nice and juicy.

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01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 2: We had chicken thighs.

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01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: I was good that I put a little chicken thish soudad,

1374
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: and I thought you was in love with me, so

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01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: chicken thighs.

1376
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 2: But like your roommate, I'm sure is still like eating cracks.

1377
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 2: He's trying to get in the mix too.

1378
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 3: He's he's in the place where he got a great

1379
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 3: girlfriend and she's awesome the first time in our lives.

1380
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 2: He's he has a girlfriend that doesn't suck and and he's.

1381
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 3: Had shout out to hers and and uh and so

1382
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 3: he's trying to get it together. He's in that like

1383
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 3: in a relationship and happy ship. So it's like it's

1384
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 3: a struggle to get him, to get him in the

1385
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 3: right zone.

1386
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 2: So you gotta do you man, you can't let somebody else.

1387
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 2: I know, I know things to do. He let me down.

1388
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 3: We started self improvement Sundays. Where we go where we go,

1389
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,479
Speaker 3: fucking we go, meal prep, we go to the grocery store,

1390
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 3: we clean the apartment. We you know, we meal prep,

1391
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 3: we cooked some ship, we marinate the chicken thighs for

1392
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 3: the week, you know, and put this.

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01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 2: On Instagram a story. Yeah Sundays. I love it. It's

1394
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 2: a great hashtag.

1395
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: And maybe me and Marie on It's gonna be me

1396
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: washing my hair, it's gonna be rubbing my edges and

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01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: be at your house with the chicken th.

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01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 2: That's great. So yeah, and I'm biking. I got a bike.

1399
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 2: I'm biking places.

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01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: Yeah you biked you from the Queens, nice forty five

1401
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 3: minute ride and you got a.

1402
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 2: Little windbreaker bubble jacket. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweating

1403
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 2: your life away. Yeah, it's it's a ski I think

1404
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 2: it's a ski jacket. You got a jacket. It's basically

1405
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 2: you putting a little boiler on. That's what I thought.

1406
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 2: It's gonna be much colder than it was going to be.

1407
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 2: But you're losing water weight. That's it. It's a little

1408
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 2: sauna in there, you know what I mean? Would you

1409
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 2: ever waist train? Yeah? Hell yeah yeah yeah, yeah, you know.

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01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: I think your next photo shoot, like for the holidays,

1412
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: you should be in front of a fireplace with a

1413
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: waste trainer on.

1414
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeh, roasting open fire. I've done a fireplace. Look you

1415
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 2: want to do it?

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01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1417
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like a Burt Reynolds. That's not bad, crape

1418
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 2: roasting on. What's the goal with the Instagram? We're wrapping

1419
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: it up. First of all, what's the Instagram page? STAVI

1420
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 2: baby two s T A v v Y baby too.

1421
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 2: It's so good number. I love it so much. So

1422
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 2: what's the goal? You're trying to like sell flat Tommy T.

1423
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 2: You're trying to like fifty Yeah? I don't know. I

1424
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 2: mean I just like I like doing it. It's fun.

1425
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 2: You know, listen if they get that tired as fat

1426
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 2: Jude whatever his name is. Something they give me to

1427
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 2: give you a funny to Yeah, I'm trying. Yeah, but

1428
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 2: you're actually funny. Yeah, he has like that comes up

1429
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 2: with stuff. You're hilarious. Jeez, I'm blushing over here. Yeah

1430
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 2: you are. Yeah.

1431
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 3: I mean listen, if you need if you need a

1432
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 3: plus sized spokesperson for your brand, holler at me, hollow,

1433
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 3: I'll be a fucking I'm trying.

1434
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get in there do some real modeling jobs.

1435
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: I think you should team up with a woman too, Yeah,

1436
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: get some because I feel like when a man is

1437
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: confident in his body just as it is, it's almost

1438
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: like what you're dude. You like when you get a

1439
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 1: woman in there if you're doing kind of like DJ

1440
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: college uh proverbs or whatever to have them Like I

1441
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: want to stop a major key Okay, Like I feel

1442
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: like you can work on that for That's good.

1443
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 2: That's good.

1444
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: I do also like when it comes to like body

1445
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: positivity with women, because like the plus size Blagger movement.

1446
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 2: Is huge, Like they got like hundreds of thousands of followers.

1447
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 2: They got like.

1448
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: Limited edition swimsuits at Forever twenty one, Like they do

1449
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: like collaborations because it's like women are doing it.

1450
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 2: It's great.

1451
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: So if you do link up with a chick to

1452
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,240
Speaker 1: do what you're doing, I think that your your visibility

1453
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: would increase and people will maybe start taking you like

1454
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: legit seriously. I mean because people like me and Marie

1455
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: they don't want to see that. I mean, eight thousand

1456
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: followers not enough. I mean we should be we should

1457
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: get a hunt of k too. But they're like, oh,

1458
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: they're like thin and they look good. Are they Are

1459
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: they black? Yeah, we already have a black on the roster,

1460
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: Sally Baby. Let's wrap it up.

1461
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 2: Tell people listening where they can catch you if you

1462
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 2: like everything. We have a Yeah, we actually just started

1463
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 2: to show.

1464
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 3: That's going actually twice a month, okay, bi weekly, the

1465
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 3: second and fourth Monday, second and fourth, second and fourth

1466
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 3: Mondays at Come on, everybody in uh bedsty. Yes, it's

1467
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 3: a good spot. It's called Funny Moms.

1468
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 2: I run with the guys. I do my podcast with.

1469
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 3: Uh follow me on Instagram, Stobby Baby two Stoff Comedy

1470
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 3: on Twitter. My podcast called Cometown Come Down. It's very offensive,

1471
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 3: it's very dumb. It's three guys just shitting on each

1472
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 3: other basically. And then I also do a basketball podcast

1473
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 3: called the White Chocolate NBA Pipe.

1474
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 2: Cast, which is an homage to U j R. Smith

1475
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 2: j R.

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01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: Dusty Smith. Stay in the nightclub, buy a bottles. It's like, yeah,

1477
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: you buy magniums and great Goose.

1478
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 2: Bro that's magnims of gray Goose. Dude, I'm not ready, okay,

1479
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 2: So so yeah, that's ey, that's all the plugs. That's perfect.

1480
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 1: Stobby Baby s t a e v y Baby two

1481
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 1: and uh, that's your Like, you have a website, you

1482
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: have a Facebook?

1483
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 2: Is working people? Yeah, it's just my Instagram, Yeah, am

1484
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 2: my and my Twitter stuff. Please follow him, Please follow him, slide.

1485
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 5: In his d M.

1486
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 2: Yes, get in there.

1487
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 3: Listen, coffee season, it's Big Boys season exactly. It's a pumpkin.

1488
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: Patch him on Instagram or Tinder and give him another

1489
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: chance for a threesome.

1490
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,640
Speaker 2: He needs another chance. I feel like the way you

1491
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 2: did it was you gotta redeem yourself.

1492
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 3: Listen, I've been hitting the bike girls, trust me. The

1493
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 3: smoothies are coming. It's much more smoothie than fucking Chinese food.

1494
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,480
Speaker 3: Right now is gonna come out like a smoothie.

1495
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 2: Black rock coming out.

1496
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: Yo.

1497
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 2: I gotta go on Instagram.

1498
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm a rezy r e e e z y and

1499
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 1: my Twitter that I hardly ever use is miss resy

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Speaker 1: m s r e e e z Y Sydney.

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Speaker 2: And I'm just said b W.

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Speaker 1: On Instagram to U s T s y d BW

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Speaker 1: Comedy Hype for all your comedy news. Yes, also, and

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Speaker 1: we're doing our half hours November the November the twenty

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01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 1: ninth at Union Wednesday, November twenty ninth at Union Hall

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Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. Come to the Instagram page Unofficial Expert to

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Speaker 1: get the tickets and.

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01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 2: Come say what up? Please? Might be there, He might

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01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 2: he might as might be out. He might be he

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01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:39,400
Speaker 2: might be giving a head after the show.

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Speaker 4: My guy. Bye,