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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: present fifteen minute Morning Show. Welcome to the Ship Show. Hello,

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Speaker 1: now the fifteen minute Morning Ship Show. Hey, look, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I look out of it. I haven't showered or anything.

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Speaker 1: I never ever walked downstairs the show. Whose hair is

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Speaker 1: higher right now? Nate's or Elvis's. Hold on, Nate, take

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Speaker 1: your hat off? Who's this higher? Oh? No, okay, I

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Speaker 1: think it's it might be need it's pull it up.

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Speaker 1: It's the worst feeling ever when you hear your phone

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Speaker 1: vibrating on the nightstand and it's one minute till six

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Speaker 1: and you're supposed to be on the air at six.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck. But in all fairness, she didn't have

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Speaker 1: to go that far. Why doesn't Yeah? But still it's

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Speaker 1: it's it's still. It's still a mess. Anyway. So here

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Speaker 1: we are. There's Froggy, there's Gandhi. Danielle is not there,

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Speaker 1: but I see her Geko, her bearded dragon. In the background,

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Speaker 1: they're scary. There's Scotty b who can't hear us. There's

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Speaker 1: straight Nate, and there's Garrett and Brodie. Hey, Brodie, good morning,

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Speaker 1: best prop ever today. In the background, he always switches

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Speaker 1: it up. But today there's a little dog. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: little dog. That's that's Yeah, she's nine, but yeah, it's uh,

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Speaker 1: that's Muzzarella. We call her Mutsie. But what you're not

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Speaker 1: seeing is we had a leftover hamburger in the house,

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Speaker 1: which I couldn't help myself. So I have the hamburger

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Speaker 1: here on the plate and that's the only reason she's

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Speaker 1: sitting here. Hey, by the way, I'm gandhi is really

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Speaker 1: low scary. Can you bring her up at this point?

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Speaker 1: How about? Now? Can you hear me? So here we

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Speaker 1: are during the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Does anyone

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Speaker 1: have any idea of what direction we should point this thing?

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Speaker 1: I thought we were talking about don Nate shitting himself. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna point it down below. Nate spelt he started

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Speaker 1: the elevator and just left it there off camera. Here

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Speaker 1: the microphone. I just farted again, and its parts right,

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Speaker 1: he has those stinky hot parts. Ate, off camera? Can

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Speaker 1: you check and see if you sharted your pants? Yet?

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Speaker 1: Exactly I was gonna ask you camera, can you pull

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Speaker 1: your pants down and see if you sharted yourself? I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to do that morning shart because I feel

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Speaker 1: like I actually did shart because I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to see it until I get okay. When you

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Speaker 1: move around in your seat, when a sniff the chair,

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Speaker 1: it's still I'm sorry, it smells bad up here? Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine when it smells like down? Here's the door

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Speaker 1: open between you two? Can you smell his shard? How

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Speaker 1: you lingered this way? You? I'll love how to scare

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Speaker 1: you my eyes? Scotty, come spell this O going in?

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Speaker 1: It's wrong. He always will go smell something. Do you

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Speaker 1: smell the shart? It may have dissipated a little bit?

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Speaker 1: Do you smell it all right? Yeah? I have a question.

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Speaker 1: So he doesn't want droplets? Last night? Last night we

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Speaker 1: made pasta. I made bowling and made it again today.

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Speaker 1: I'm just and nea, but I had the I can't

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Speaker 1: even pronounce it. Arabbiata busting mass Its very close. Scotty

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Speaker 1: be just lysoled him to death? Can I have a question?

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Speaker 1: Nate always wears the tightest pants. How does it even

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Speaker 1: have room to come out? Seriously, you would think it

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Speaker 1: would cork it up. Yeah, this is disgusting. You're you're

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Speaker 1: throwing up from lysol, but you won't throw up from

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Speaker 1: the smell of your guts falling out your hole? What

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Speaker 1: Nate's shark or mayonnaise? Oh? I would probably vomit more

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Speaker 1: from mayonnaise. Can we tell about something anything other than this? Oh? Look,

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Speaker 1: a's Nate? Nate? What's wrong? Pretty nasty? You're coughing up

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Speaker 1: the COVID? What? What? What is the first anniversary gift?

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Speaker 1: I have a question? Paper? Paper? Is it paper? So?

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Speaker 1: What are you getting? Stock? What are you getting? Hopefully?

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Speaker 1: I know for Nate's first anniversary he can get a

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Speaker 1: roll of toilet paper. That's paper. I don't know, you

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Speaker 1: know what. I ordered some stuff for Alex but Amazon

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Speaker 1: hasn't delivered it yet, so I'm kind of hoping to

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Speaker 1: show up soon. And uh, I don't know. He's taking

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Speaker 1: me out to some surprise lunch and he's gonna use

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Speaker 1: paper to pay for it or a COMI. So here's

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Speaker 1: what you have to look forward to. So last night

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Speaker 1: we're opening a bottle of wine for dinner and for

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Speaker 1: anniversary or seventh anniversary. I got ali plated that says

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Speaker 1: happy seventh anniversary. There and Alle. She looks at me

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Speaker 1: and she goes, who got us this? I go me surprise?

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Speaker 1: So who in your relationship is the best gift giver.

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Speaker 1: I'm the worst. Alex is the best. So I will

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Speaker 1: fail miserably every single time I think I am in

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Speaker 1: life way better. Especially, Lisa is definitely the best gift

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Speaker 1: giver because I'll tell you what Lisa does. Lisa listens

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Speaker 1: all throughout the year. Or when I say something that

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Speaker 1: like something would be greater, I think something's really cool,

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Speaker 1: so so she's always looking. But on the other hand,

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Speaker 1: she's always remembering things that you don't want her to remember.

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Speaker 1: Remember a year ago when you said, blah blah blah,

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Speaker 1: I'm still piste off. I get that all the time.

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Speaker 1: That's the secret though, That truly is a secret, because

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Speaker 1: I'll do shopping trips with Heather, and it's really not

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Speaker 1: a shopping trip for her to buy something. It's just

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Speaker 1: me doing living something and figuring out, yeah, what she likes,

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Speaker 1: what she wants. I do that anytime she wants. She

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Speaker 1: was like, let's go shoe shopping and I'm like, those suck.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't buy those. But then I'll go buy him

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Speaker 1: for a kift. Look at little Mudsie one piece of

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Speaker 1: one piece of hamburger left. Oh my god. She has

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Speaker 1: quite the restraint. And as long as you leave it there,

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Speaker 1: so hang out with you the second you eat it.

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Speaker 1: She's if I give it to her, she'll go, I'll

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Speaker 1: give it to a se How long's you last? There?

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Speaker 1: We go, Okay, we had a great weekend with the dogs.

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Speaker 1: I'm just we're so so in love with our little family.

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Speaker 1: It's it's amazing for those who are not dog owners,

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Speaker 1: I get it. You know that they are a lot

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Speaker 1: teeth and stuff. Yeah, the other day Rocky vomited, right,

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Speaker 1: guys stop, Like I'm screaming at them, stop you thank

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Speaker 1: him for cleaning it up, Send him over. No, no,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna want to lick me in the mouth. Fifteen

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Speaker 1: minutes later, I'm like, no, no no, no, no, get away

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Speaker 1: Can somebody explain to me? White dogs do that? Why

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Speaker 1: do they eat that? Dogs? Catch it like out of

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Speaker 1: the gate, get it, it's cool. I don't you know.

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Speaker 1: When Max was a little puppy, he used to eat

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Speaker 1: got out of that phase quickly. I read that was

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't know how true that is? A right, Well,

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Speaker 1: then tell me this, Gandhi. Since you know so much

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Speaker 1: about dogs, why does my one dog with the other

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Speaker 1: dog's penis all the time and the other dog doesn't

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Speaker 1: like it and he won't stop Because wasn't that that's

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Speaker 1: your dog's Yeah, dogs can be gay. Froggy, It's okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that necessarily means your dog is gay.

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Speaker 1: I think it just means because they don't think of

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Speaker 1: they don't give blow jobs. If you walked in the room,

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Speaker 1: licking Nate's penis, what do you think that we were gay? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean a dog. I think you're a dog the

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Speaker 1: same reason that they lick you when you're sweaty, like

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Speaker 1: the way it tastes, like when they lick your tears.

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Speaker 1: They're not trying to make you feel better. They just

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Speaker 1: dog is trying to deep My other dogged his dog Pineapple,

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Speaker 1: he holds him down. I wouldn't want to lick Nate

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Speaker 1: right now, though. Honestly, when Garrett any other day, but

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Speaker 1: today's aving guy, look at look at Garrett's shirt in

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Speaker 1: the zoom room. Garrett pill your camera down to the concert. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't get one of those because everybody else started

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Speaker 1: get that. Who wants it, I'll send it. It was

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Speaker 1: in your swag bag, I think, right, yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: we all got that at our hotel. But the store

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Speaker 1: all that ship is. That's in Danielle's house because she

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Speaker 1: whole day of the day wedding, thank you? I cannot

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Speaker 1: I doant you. If I looked it up on eBay,

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Speaker 1: some of that swag is up there guaranteed. What why

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Speaker 1: sell anything? I'm just saying it might be worth something.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get anything. I wouldn't give it that much.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, it has been a year and

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Speaker 1: we were watching the video last night and we started crying.

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Speaker 1: It was like, well, that was just the happiest night.

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Speaker 1: wish every night could be that magical, But I think

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Speaker 1: I guess we'd take it for granted, right, But Elvis,

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Speaker 1: So it's been a year and then you've heard most

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Speaker 1: the wedding night? We're hearing bits and pieces of people

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Speaker 1: another person. Yeah, a lot of a lot of drug use,

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Speaker 1: a lot of drug use that night. Those nights. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I feel very left out. Nobody offered

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Speaker 1: And the wedding singer who vomited off the back of

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Speaker 1: But like I said before on the show, almost a

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Speaker 1: lot of guys, a lot of the gay guys are

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Speaker 1: at the wedding. They were like like picking up other

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Speaker 1: people and taking them back and doing them in the room,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, Alex, we should have stayed. He's like,

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Speaker 1: it's on our wedding night. What are you talking about, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: How's the car doing? The car we gave away? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's doing well. Does the guy still have it? Yeah? No,

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