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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one sixty seconds away

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Speaker 1: from the Wheel of Misfortune. So allah, whoa right to yelling?

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Speaker 1: Is Alex in here? Yeah, I'm right here? Spend that

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Speaker 1: wheel six inches away? Oh boy? What is it? Sexy

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Speaker 1: has to answer the Wheel a Missfortune trivia question if

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Speaker 1: rhyme as sensual as possible. WHOA Okay, does anybody have

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Speaker 1: a nurse rume to go with? Gotta be it's a

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Speaker 1: we'll see who has to do that when we play

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Speaker 1: the Wheel Misfortune. But before we play the game, of course,

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Speaker 1: lineup for your Jubile show at executive producer. He hates

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Speaker 1: hiking because it's two main streets, just and Barns. I

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Speaker 1: also ate a forty piece chicken nugget meal by myself

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Speaker 1: yesterday and you're still standing sir taking a crap yet No,

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Speaker 1: the only Englishman who had semi okay teeth English evan

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Speaker 1: that tell me. Because I had braces growing up, I

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Speaker 1: I'm really interested. Why you had so many chicken nuggets?

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Speaker 1: So you'll do anything for a deal. It's a good price.

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Speaker 1: Bargains are my thing. Okay, all right, well now we

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Speaker 1: have to play the game. That's right, It's time for

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Speaker 1: the Wheel of Misfortune. Our proctologist of an executive producer,

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Speaker 1: Justin Barnes in studio with a bag full of names,

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Speaker 1: is gonna reach into a sack and pull out a

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Speaker 1: we ask a trivia question. We'll to determine their fate

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Speaker 1: or the fate of someone else on the show. If

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Speaker 1: If they get it right, they get to choose someone

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Speaker 1: we spun the wheel earlier, and we know that the

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Speaker 1: misfortune someone is facing is to recite a nursery recite

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Speaker 1: and she's good at the sensual thing too, am I?

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Speaker 1: Alex the Wheel of Misfortune trivia question. The term goat

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Speaker 1: to pull that rope. But they shouldn't. Wow Why because

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Speaker 1: Wiley coyote, what's up? Wiley? Hi? How are you good?

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Speaker 1: Don't pull that string? No, no, no, all right, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Wiley coyote? Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, the money in my account makes me happy.

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Speaker 1: A dirty little secret. It is a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: so it should feel dirty. But also, like Alex said, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: good job. You can come with us the next time

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Speaker 1: go to Vegas. Yes, please come with us. Absolutely, you

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Speaker 1: just give me what you want to bet. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: We'll let you get back to chasing the road runner

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Speaker 1: great day. What's your dirty little secret? Text you bole

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. You can also hit

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Speaker 1: us up on Instagram at the Jewel Show and follow

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Speaker 1: all of us, especially Alex. Follow Alex on Instagram well,

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Speaker 1: trying to be interesting on the internet, right, and my

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Speaker 1: Instagram stories unless you have how many followers? Ten thousand?

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Speaker 1: can follow English Evan. Yeah, I need needs six thousand

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Speaker 1: and you can follow me at Jewel Fresh. I've had

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Speaker 1: swipe up for a long time, but nobody cares about

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Speaker 1: show at the Jewel Show, The Jewel Show on demand

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Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio and the new Hits one oh six

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Speaker 1: point one, The Jewel Show's Idiots in the News and

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Speaker 1: welcome back to the i n N, the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: October twentieth, twenty twenty, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: alex Fresh for our first story. Who's on location in Eugene, Oregon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this story, all I have to say is oh oh,

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Speaker 1: the eldest song on America's most beloved sitcom, Home Improvement.

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Speaker 1: It's all grown up now and sitting in a gel cell.

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Speaker 1: Oh really? Yep. Zachary Taye Bryan was arrested right here

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Speaker 1: in Eugene, Oregon, for allegedly choking out his girlfriend, who

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Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter how much your famous, you're still

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Speaker 1: going to go broke if you don't know how to

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Speaker 1: spend her money Correctly, they found Zack sitting outside his unit,

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Speaker 1: it over to English. Evan, who's that forever twenty one

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Speaker 1: in the news, the news and rapper Nuke Bizzle made

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Speaker 1: Not lose yo job, You're about to lose yoke job.

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins. Call from Realty. I was looking for John.

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Speaker 1: Yeah speaking Hey John. Congratulations, Um, sorry, what do you mean? Well, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: And what was your name again? My name is Pete,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even approve anything. Well, I was talking about

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Speaker 1: you I'm sorry? Sir? Are you crying right now? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: then I should definitely tell you this is a phone prank.

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six point one. It's time

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Speaker 1: they always say, you should always snoop through your significant

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Speaker 1: Not snooping like mistrust. I was actually looking for my

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Speaker 1: birthday present. Oh okay, okay. And he's never like, he's

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Speaker 1: you think that he's cheating. No, we lived together when

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Speaker 1: he's always around, Okay, so you trust him. But you

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Speaker 1: So I thought he would be hiding something in the

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Speaker 1: a book. I mean I had been asking for it.

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Speaker 1: But I mean once you find something that's like way

421
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Speaker 1: more valuable, yeah, then you're on a whole different track.

422
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: I gotta say that would be a letdown to think

423
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 1: that you're getting a nice necklace and then you open

424
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: up and you're like, oh, awesome. How to do your

425
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: taxes for dummies. Thanks. I that it just felt terrible

426
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 1: because I did look in the closet after the fact

427
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: the necklace was gone. Dang. Okay, well maybe he took

428
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 1: the necklace back to the store so he could use

429
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: that money to get you that book. Yeah. How expensive

430
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,479
Speaker 1: was the book? Well, so here's the thing. It was

431
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: my mom's favorite book and she just passed away last year.

432
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh it was. I mean, I do collect books. It

433
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: was the last thing that I really wanted to add

434
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: to my bookshelf. Oh okay, but you didn't find the

435
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: necklace again, and that's what makes you think that he's

436
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: seeing someone else. Yeah, I mean, it would just be

437
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: weird if he was just taking the necklace back. I

438
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: really started to get suspicious after I saw it and

439
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: then it was gone. It wasn't my present. I know,

440
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: he's cheating. Wow. Okay, So just you, like, I mean,

441
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: women's intuition, just intuition in general. That's why they say

442
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: trust your gut, right, if you feel a certain way,

443
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: a lot of times you're right. So you just think

444
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 1: because of that and how you feel, you're pretty sure

445
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: he's cheating. Yeah exactly. Okay, Well, you have any ideas

446
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: on how we can catch him. We always ask for

447
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: people to kind of think about that so that we

448
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: have something to go on. Well, what does he do

449
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 1: for work? Let's say maybe there's an angle there. He's

450
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 1: a customer service wrap at Okay, so it's a big company,

451
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: all right. If what if I call him and pretend

452
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: to be from corporate because that's a huge company, and

453
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: say that we're doing an incentive program and he won

454
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: some sort of romantic trip and some flowers to send

455
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: to somebody, and we see if we can get a

456
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 1: name out of him that way. Yeah, that sounds perfect.

457
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses, only on the Jebel

458
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Speaker 1: Show and only on the New Hits one of six

459
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Speaker 1: point one. During that song, I went into the bathroom

460
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: and I changed into a suit and tie. Did you yes?

461
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 1: Because I'm about to be a corporate employee and that's

462
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: well no, I guess that's too dressy. I need to

463
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: be business casual. I'll go back and change and some

464
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: doctors in a polo. Okay, we'll hold it down, all right.

465
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 1: I say that because we're right in the middle of

466
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: war in the Roses to catch a cheater and Jennifer

467
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: is on the phone. She actually thinks that her boyfriend

468
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: of a year and a half might be cheating on

469
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: her because she was snooping around before her birthday looking

470
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Speaker 1: for her birthday present like a bad girl. But that

471
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: sounds weird to say like that, but we already gave

472
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: her a lecture about snooping on her presence. She did

473
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: find a necklace though, in the closet that she thought

474
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 1: she was getting for her birthday. When it came time

475
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: for her actual birthday, he ended up giving her a book,

476
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: so she went back in the closet check for the

477
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: necklace that she thought she was getting and it wasn't there,

478
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: So she's pretty sure that he's seeing someone else. She

479
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: also just says she has a feeling and she knows

480
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: because of this that he is. So he works at

481
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: a big company in customer service. I'm going to pretend

482
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: to call him to be from corporate, say that we're

483
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: doing an incentive based program for employees and he won

484
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Speaker 1: a trip for two that comes with flowers, and I'll

485
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: ask him to give me a name and see if

486
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: he gives me Jennifer's name. If he gives me someone

487
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: else's name Jennifer, then we probably know where that necklace went, right, yeah,

488
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 1: all right, And if you do find that out, like

489
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: we said, everybody, at least you know now yeah yeah, yeah,

490
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: I guess it's better that it's now yeah them later, Yeah.

491
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's after you squired it out a

492
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: couple of kids with somebody, you just keeps squirting out

493
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: kids and now you're you got kids all over the place.

494
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: And now that sounded weird the way I said that. Basically, though,

495
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: it's better now a year and a half end than

496
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: if you're married with kids and stuff. All right, I'm

497
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: gonna call the number and see if we can figure

498
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 1: it out for you. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hey,

499
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from Corporate Employee Relations. Was

500
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: looking for David. Yeah, that's me. How's it going kill her? Fine?

501
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name's Pete. I'm calling from

502
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Corporate Employee Relations and I have some good news for you. Okay, yeah, yep, yep.

503
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: You know we pay attention to how things are going

504
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: in customer service department, and did you know that we

505
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: currently have an employee incentive program going on where we're

506
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: giving away a trip to have I E. I actually

507
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: had not heard about that. Well guess what it was? Helloh,

508
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: my friend, your numbers are so good that you've won

509
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 1: the trip. Are you sure? Because that my numbers are

510
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: not that good? I thought? Hu. All I know is

511
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: that I got this paper in front of me here

512
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: has your name a number on it, and said, call him,

513
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: hype him up, tell him he's going to Hawaii and

514
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: he's doing a great job. So I mean, if your

515
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: numbers aren't good, somebody's screwed up. But hey, I won't

516
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: tell him if you won't. Is this all for real?

517
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: Are you you're just giving me a trip right now? No? Well, no,

518
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: I'm giving you. I'm not giving you a trip. You

519
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: earn a trip. Well, according to the paperwork here you

520
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: earn a trip. According to you, you you didn't. But whatever,

521
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm just doing my job. Okay, I

522
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: may awesome. What do I need to do? Well, I

523
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: just need to get some information from you. First off,

524
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: got those flowers that we have that you can send

525
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: to somebody to like break the news to them that

526
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: they're going to go to Hawaii with you. Um, is

527
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: there anybody special that you would want to send those two? Yeah?

528
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: Of course. All right, cool, I need to get a

529
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: name from you, all right, first name Michelle. I'm sorry

530
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: one more time. The first name is Michelle, m I

531
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Speaker 1: l e. And how do you know Michelle's a sister

532
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: or me? Oh? Oh okay, great, so I got her

533
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: name down, you know, in my opinion, and I don't

534
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: want to tell you how to live your life there, David.

535
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: In my opinion, if I had won a trip to Hawaii,

536
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: I would probably take my wife with me and her

537
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: name's Alex, So like in your case, I would wonder

538
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: if you want to take your girlfriend with you and

539
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: her name is Jennifer. What Yeah? I was just saying,

540
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: like it's weird that you would want to take a

541
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: co worker named Michelle instead of your girlfriend. What the

542
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: hell is going on? Who is this? This is Jewil

543
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: from the Jewil Show, the radio show What Yeah? With me?

544
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: Is my wife Alex hey and English Evan hi? And

545
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: also and also on the phone, is your girlfriend Jennifer?

546
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: I think you know her? Oh my god, oh my god.

547
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: Even all right, look, I don't know what's going on here,

548
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: but I think you should be explaining what's going on here,

549
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: don't you think, Jennifer you don't know what's going on.

550
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what's going on. You're taking another

551
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: girl on a trip? No, I mean Michelle works with me.

552
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: I see the guys. I don't know what the he

553
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: said it was a work trip, so I thought I'd

554
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: take my friend from work. Okay, do you think that's

555
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: how a trip to Hawaii work? Well? Who is he

556
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: to tell me what to? I mean, none of this

557
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: spects that he said, well is happening. Why don't you

558
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: answer who Michelle is? Yeah? Yeah, I mean we worked

559
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: together at What we're gonna tell your girlfriend when you

560
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: went to Hawaii? Another good question. I look, Jennifer, whatever

561
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: you think is happening is not what's going on, all right?

562
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: I mean you know that with you, I love you,

563
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: and I do you think you're going to take some

564
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: girl to Hawaii? I'm just staying at hotel with her

565
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: and think it's okay to leave your girlfriend at your home?

566
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: Pretty good questions in a row. No, you don't understand.

567
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand. Is Michelle who you gave

568
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: this necklace? Too? Good questions? What? Yeah, I saw the

569
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: necklace that you bought before my birthday and that I

570
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: didn't get and then you gave it to somebody else

571
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: because it disappeared from the closet and I certainly didn't

572
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: touch it. So did you give it to Michelle? You

573
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: know what you're you're looking through closets, you're there, it goes.

574
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: That's what they always do. They always put it back

575
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: on the other person. Dude, you know that I can't

576
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: keep a surprise, even for myself. Of course, I was

577
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: looking for my birthday presence. I wasn't expecting to find

578
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: this mystery gift to some other girl. Yeah, and David,

579
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: I don't think great birthday present? What do you care

580
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: about it? Why are we talking about the birthday present?

581
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: He's Why should I even care? Because I got something else?

582
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: This is our relationship that you're tarnishing. You don't even

583
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: have anything to say, do you. Well, I'm not answering

584
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: any more of your questions. Right, well, we can talk

585
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: about this. Hold on. I want to know who Michelle is.

586
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: I want to know who Michelle is, David, I want

587
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: to know who Michelle is. I want to know who

588
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: Michelle is. I think everybody wants to know who chellous.

589
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: And it seems like David's gone Jennifer, he hung up.

590
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: I can't believe this. I think it seems to say

591
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: Jennifer that we caught him. I mean he is eating. Yeah,

592
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: I think it's safe to say. But we mean, we

593
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: may never know who actually Michelle is, but we know

594
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: that Michelle definitely not just a co worker that he wants.

595
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: Do I go and visit him at work and find

596
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: this girl? I mean, if you do take video. Yeah,

597
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: but no, I say, just cut it and be done,

598
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:23,719
Speaker 1: don't you Guys? Yeah, you have to. Wow, Michelle might

599
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: not even know about you. So yeah, I guess thanks

600
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: for helping me figure this out. I mean, for sure,

601
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: I guess it's better than being further down the road

602
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: like I said earlier. Better than down the road when

603
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: you're squirting out a bunch of kids, like I said,

604
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: squirting kids all over the place, It would be way worse.

605
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: Sin God has Side is a terrible visual. The Jewil

606
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewel Show on demand

607
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one h

608
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: six point one Jewbils Dirty Little Secret the New Hits

609
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: of one h six point one Time for yet another

610
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. I feel like we would never run

611
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: out of dirty little secrets. Yeah, so many and so

612
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: many people text in at four one to six one

613
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: and just want to tell a secret, because, like we

614
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: always say, it does relieve the stress when you get

615
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: it off your chest. So relieve the stress, get the

616
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: secret off your chest, and we will always keep you anonymous.

617
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. We just

618
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: want to hear what your dirty little secret is. Everybody

619
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: gets an anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now,

620
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito. Yeah, really cool, big fan, big fan,

621
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: mister DeVito, thank you, thank you. Yep, you're You're welcome.

622
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,239
Speaker 1: So love of all your films. But right now we're

623
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: talking about your dirty little secrets. So, Danny DeVito, what

624
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret? Okay? Well, I have gotten

625
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 1: myself into like kind of a ridiculous situation, okay, um,

626
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 1: because I recently well like I kind of went viral

627
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: for a lie or a lie, like viral on the

628
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: internet or viral the doctor. What kind of viral no

629
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: no no, on the internet, on my on my social media.

630
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: I mean, if people found out like truth or found

631
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: out like what what I'm really doing, they would be

632
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: really like peoed Okay, what is it? Okay? Um, So

633
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: you know, like on social media, it's really cool when

634
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: the people you're following have cool content. So yeah, yeah,

635
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean that's why people follow people online is for content. Right.

636
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: Do you have some sweet content you're putting out? I

637
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: mean yeah, that's the problem. So the problem is the content,

638
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: the content that you're putting out. Yeah, it's fake. It's

639
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: fake content. What do you mean fake content? So, so

640
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: you guys remember that dryer thing, right, like taking a

641
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: picture in front of the dryer door and it looked

642
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: like you're on an airplane. Oh yeah, yeah, yes, So

643
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: I saw that and it gave me an idea. Okay,

644
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: what idea? So then, like that idea, I started, I

645
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: started photoshopping some of my photos in two places around

646
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 1: the world. Oh wow, Like you're a fake travel blogger.

647
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah wow. Okay, So, like, what are a list of

648
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: places that you've fake been? Oh my gosh. I mean

649
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, So I recently

650
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: went there, but you didn't actually go there? No, No,

651
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: I didn't. I fake went there, and I'd fake go

652
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: a lot of places. Wow. Yeah, So you're faking the

653
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: life of a travel blogger, that's your dirty little secret. Yeah,

654
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: but I mean I can't let anybody know because if

655
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: they knew it was fake, right, Like, who wants to

656
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: travel or or or follow a liar? I don't want

657
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 1: to be there. I mean to be fair, though, everyone

658
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: on social media is lying. They all present that they're

659
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: very happy and that's true. We know they don't. Yeah yeah, right,

660
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: And now I'm like weighing over my head because I'm

661
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: getting all of these followers, like tons of followers over

662
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: fake trips, and these travel bloggers are reaching out to

663
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: me and it's I mean, there's fake photos. They can't

664
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: use this stuff, you know. Yeah, well, I mean you

665
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: might as well keep going with it while you can.

666
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna find out eventually though, that you're fake traveling. Well,

667
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: something you can do is just come out and see

668
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: that you were lying about it and that it was

669
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: a social experiment. See how far you know you can

670
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: get that taken. Yeah, that would probably go viral to

671
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 1: be like, wow, that was genius. Yeah, Oh my gosh,

672
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. What's your dirty little secret? The

673
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New

674
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: Hits One Oh six point one. All right, English Evan, Yeah,

675
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: you have your work cut out for you today. Why

676
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: is that? I don't know? I say that to you

677
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: every single time we play, and I say why is that?

678
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: I know? I have actually no idea why you have

679
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: your work cut out for you? Because I don't know

680
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: anything about Ariel, who's on the phone to play you

681
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: right now. She may be good at trivia, she might

682
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: not be at all, but that's who you're playing today, Ariel.

683
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: Lisa memaid, Yes, you're playing the Little Mermaid. Ariel? What's up?

684
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: How are you hi? I'm good. Are you ready to

685
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: take on English Evan in a game of trivia? I

686
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: think I'm ready. We'll find out, Ariel. Are you a

687
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: big Disney fan? By chance? I am. My parents totally

688
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 1: saw the movie and went with that name. Wow, named

689
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: after a mermaid. All right, Ariel, the game works like this.

690
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds cents. There's many questions as possible.

691
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: If you don't know him, just say pass, and you

692
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan to win. We're going to

693
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: send him out of the studio. Are you ready to

694
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: see if you can beat the brit I'm ready? All right?

695
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 1: Your time starts now, name the three primary colors red, blue, yellow?

696
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: What is the official nickname of Texas? Oh? The path?

697
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: Ear was Microsoft established? Oh? My gosh, like eighty eight?

698
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: Where was Obama born? Oh? My gosh, Hawaii? What country

699
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: allowed the first game marriage? Oh my gosh, I know,

700
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: this is it Netherlands? All right? Thirty seconds up? And

701
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: I feel like your first answer to every single question

702
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: was oh my god, yeah, I know. Oh my gosh.

703
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: All right. Englishman is coming back and studios taking his

704
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: face mask off, putting on his headphones before we get

705
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: to his round of questions. Hariel, what's something interesting that

706
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: people should know about you? Um? Some people join it?

707
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll join it. Okay, okay, well we'll

708
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: settle for that. Yeah, that was fine. That was a

709
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: pretty weak showing book. It was work on that next time.

710
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: Next time you you get asked that question, Yeah, have

711
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: an answer? All right? Are you ready? I am ready?

712
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: Here we go. Your time starts now. Name the three

713
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 1: primary colors red, blue, green? What is the official nickname

714
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 1: of Texas? Longhold state? What year was Microsoft established? Nineteen twenty?

715
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: Where was President Obama born? America? What state? Oh? A

716
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: good state? Uh, Michigan. What country allowed the first game? Marriage, um, Michigan, country, Spain.

717
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: How many keys does the piano have? Twenty four? I

718
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: was thinking of teeth. You got through all of them? Yeah,

719
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: I got none of them. Right, very interesting answers. I

720
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: think I might actually won. Maybe let's see. Let's send

721
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: it on over to the scoreboard and see how you

722
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: guys did with our official score. Our executive producer, Justin

723
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: Barnes arial, you did very, very great. You got yourself

724
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: too correct, yep in our very own English evid Yes,

725
00:39:53,480 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: solid goose eggs one the first one. No, probably it's

726
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: not a primary color. What is it? Is? Red? Yellow

727
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 1: and blue? I said that. Didn't you say red yellow

728
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: and green or something red blue and green or something?

729
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: It was close. All right, Well, let's go over the

730
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: rest of the answers now that you found out that one.

731
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how did you get row? All right?

732
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: Calm down, coulmdown, Ariel? Yeah, all right, So the primary

733
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: color is red yellow, blue? And then what is the

734
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: official nickname of Texas the lone Star state? Oh? Yeah,

735
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: a state or something. What do you think, Ariel? I

736
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: thought it was like the one where it's like, oh,

737
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: everything's bigger in Texas. I guess that doesn't make sense.

738
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: It's not called the big state though I wouldn't have

739
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: got it either, but it does make sense. I've heard

740
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 1: it a lot. So what year was Microsoft established? Nineteen

741
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: seventy five? Where was President Obama born in Hawaii? Okay, Michigan.

742
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: You did not say what state? And I said America.

743
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,479
Speaker 1: I mean I think it was obviously asking what Okay,

744
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: we'll give him a half a point, thank you. What

745
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: country was allowed? The first gay marriage was Canada? Canada? Wow,

746
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: okay they are Yeah? And then the last question, how

747
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: many keys of the piano have? Eighty eight? I was

748
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: thinking of teeth. He also said, started in the twenties

749
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, well English Evan did a

750
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: very very bad job today. Yeah, not getting better at trivia. Actually,

751
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,959
Speaker 1: it's quite sad. Yeah, he's not living by his own advice.

752
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: He said this before on the show No More was

753
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 1: sucking ready, and he's still sucking sucking hod So, congratulations Ario,

754
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: you beat the Brits who because of that you get

755
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: a Jewil show face mask. So hang on the line

756
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: and we'll get your address so I can send that

757
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: to you. Prized face mask out there. Yeah, it's very rare.

758
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: All right, well, thanks for playing and hang on the

759
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: line all right, okay, okay, Well we played Beat the

760
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: brit every Tuesday and Thursday at this time. Tune in

761
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: next time to see if English Evan can get even dumber.

762
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: It's not possible. Go zero, maybe you get negative? I

763
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: have no you gotta have a point. Did jebel show

764
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits

765
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: one h six point one. Who's Alex's worst person in

766
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: the world today? Who's Alex's worst person in the world today?

767
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: Flow writer? Flow writer? Yep, like the rapper apple bottom

768
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: jeans low low yeah, flow right. I didn't expect to

769
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: hear that name yeah at all anymore. Actually, yeah, probably

770
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: everybody didn't expect that. But he is today for me

771
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: because he has a four year old son with this

772
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: girl named Alexe's Adams, and he refuses to see him. Um,

773
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: but that's not all. Do we know why he refuses

774
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: to see him? WHOA? I don't know specifically why because

775
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: I haven't asked him exactly. Him up if you want

776
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: to call him then yeah, Alexei's posted a story about

777
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: it and said that flow writer does not have any

778
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: contact with his son, has never met him, never spoken

779
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: to him, and his son has fluid on his brain

780
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: and he has autism. Okay, so I'm not sure if

781
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: that's why he would not be speaking to him, other

782
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: other than just being an absent father. Wow. But yeah,

783
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: there's been multiple paternity tests and he is the father,

784
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: but still wants to have nothing to do with him. Wow.

785
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: It's shocking. It always trips me out when it's someone

786
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: like that who has the money to be able to

787
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: see them and make it work, and also the money.

788
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm sure she probably gets a big paycheck from him

789
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: for child supporting stuff. But I mean, why wouldn't you

790
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: step up and be a father totally this poor kid. Yeah,

791
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: it's apparently incurable and last month he underwent brain surgery.

792
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: No visit, no phone call. Wow, and it's undisclosed the

793
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: amount of child support that she gets each month. How

794
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: do you justify that as a parent? Yeah, at all.

795
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: I have no clue like having kids. I couldn't even

796
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: imagine not seeing my kids ever or wanting to the

797
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: wea thing. Alexis said that Flow has only seen and

798
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: his son once during the paternity test, but kept his

799
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: shades on and his back turned. They were in the

800
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: same room, but he didn't try to hug him and

801
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: it was very cold. Oh my god, what the hell.

802
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand why. It was only to see if

803
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: he was a father or not, And once he found out,

804
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: he still didn't care. He's just dipped out. Yeah. Wow,

805
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 1: he kept his shades on in his back. Well, he's

806
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 1: flow right, He's got to keep his shades on. Jeezus,

807
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: you know, surprise he didn't get low. I've met him

808
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: before and he seemed like a nice guy. Actually took

809
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: the most one of the most awkward pictures ever with

810
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: Flow right up. Really yeah, because he's tall and a

811
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: big dude. Yeah I'm small and a short dude, that

812
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: little dude. But the way that we stood next to

813
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: each other and awkwardly took this pictures, Like the way

814
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: that our arms were, the way that like my arm

815
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: was around his like back or whatever. I don't know.

816
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: It looked more like we were lovers and like he

817
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: was my big sugar daddy. It's such an awkward picture. Well,

818
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: Alexis told him that she was pregnant. It was over

819
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: the phone, and all he said was it was a lot,

820
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: a lot and got off the phone really fast. Wow.

821
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 1: When she told him, she said, it caught her off guard,

822
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 1: and she said that he called their baby quote an

823
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: evil effing child. Oh my god, those were his exact words,

824
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: is what she said. Wow. Wow. If that's true, that

825
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: is that then no wonder he's the way he should

826
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: be the worst person in the world all week. Yeah, yeah,

827
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: that's every single day. You do another one, so flow

828
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: Writer for being a terrible, unfit father, and you keep

829
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,879
Speaker 1: your glasses on inside all the time. And you made

830
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: a song about how apple bottom jeans and boots with

831
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: a fur we're great and they're not if you look

832
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: at the pictures of it. It's a fashion. No. So

833
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: for all of those reasons, flow Rita, you are the

834
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 1: worst person in the world today and should be canceled.

835
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: That was person in the world today. That was wist

836
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Speaker 1: person in the world today. The Jewels Show on demand

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Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six

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Speaker 1: point one