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Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: And this is Karen kill Gareth.

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Speaker 3: Oh that was professional, Thank you pal provision.

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Speaker 2: You're drunk again.

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Speaker 3: God damn it. And I even had anything to drink

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Speaker 3: for two days. It's weird how it stays in your bloodstream.

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Speaker 2: Did you get drunk recently?

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Speaker 3: I mean sometimes to take the edge off, I'll have

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Speaker 3: I'll crush a few white claws, sure to do my cameos,

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Speaker 3: just to summon the the peppiness, the nice yeah, and

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Speaker 3: at but no, I've been trying not to, to be honest,

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Speaker 3: no judgments. I love drinking. I know that you're a

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Speaker 3: fan of it, but you're not. You don't practice, that's right, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: We should introduce our guests so she doesn't have to

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Speaker 4: watch us talk to each other. Which is one of

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Speaker 4: the weirder elements of podcasting is when you're the guest,

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Speaker 4: you never know when it's your turn, right, it's always.

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Speaker 2: That's always like a weird thing.

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Speaker 3: It does it differently, and we right in the beginning,

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Speaker 3: she was trying to show off at Chili's gift card

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Speaker 3: and I cut her off. So now Fortune write.

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Speaker 4: Down, foot it down, ladies and gentlemen. We're so thrilled

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Speaker 4: to have our guests for today. You know her and

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Speaker 4: you love her. It's Fortune femster.

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Speaker 1: Hiiy. I feel so bad I mess up Chris's intro

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Speaker 1: trying to brag about a Chili's gift card.

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Speaker 3: It's whatever you're most excited about. Let it just ride

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just tell us, what's the story? How did you

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Speaker 1: Listen? Well, first of all, if we were all in

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Speaker 1: and I would be splurging on a triple Dipper for

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, what is that about to describe the Triple Dipper?

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Speaker 1: The Triple Dipper is, uh, it's their appetizer and you

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Speaker 1: have dips. It could be boneless buffalo wings. I am

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Speaker 1: not and I'm not getting paid by Chili's to say this.

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Speaker 1: They have sliders of Southwestern eggirls. I just happened to

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Speaker 1: My mom usually sends them to me. Oh yeah, because.

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Speaker 1: Well, she doesn't know what to buy me. I'm a

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Speaker 4: Why would the keebler elves be involved in a potato

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Speaker 2: It's good for you. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Well this has been a great podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's all I had to say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would swerve and had a pedestrian if it

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Speaker 4: You know what's funny, I never thought twice about double

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Speaker 2: Oh never thought about it.

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Speaker 2: Back wait sorry, was it free like a nacho bar

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Speaker 2: basically free. Yeah, yeah, would they do that? But it

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Speaker 4: That makes me think of Specs Bar in San Francisco

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your most dangerous communal eating situation?

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Speaker 1: Gosh?

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Speaker 2: I mean she kicked it off though, right, getting sick

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Speaker 3: Right, Everyone's going to be rolling strikes left and right.

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Speaker 3: That was my complaint with all of Texas. You're getting

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can drink in your truck right in Texas.

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Speaker 1: are her best friends, and then we zoomed our parents

442
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: and that was that was it. Oh wow, we got

443
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: so we all got COVID tested, uh so that we

444
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: could pod together nice sat day.

445
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: And where was was the officiant? Also on a zoom? Uh?

446
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: No she was from she was from like the same

447
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: day marriage place. Uh that we found on the corner.

448
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a lemonade stand.

449
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I didn't realize you live in Las veg

450
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 4: Guess when did that house?

451
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: It really is a place like that where it's it's

452
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: close to where we live, and we passed by all

453
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,479
Speaker 1: the time and we would we would be like, oh

454
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 1: that that that place. You know, I wonder why people

455
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: are getting married same day, Like what's the circumstance? And

456
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 1: then uh, we and they have like a little chapel

457
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 1: that you can use, but you can also hire them

458
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: to come somewhere, and uh, we found out that it's

459
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: hard to get marriage licenses right now. A lot of

460
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 1: the courthouses aren't giving them out. You were gonna have

461
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: to we were gonna have to go like an hour

462
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: and a half away. But then there weren't any appointments

463
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: like January and this place you just pay them a

464
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: couple of hundred dollars and they take care of everything.

465
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: And now I think it's the greatest place in Los Angeles.

466
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 3: It's that all they do are They also a notary

467
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 3: and a place to buy car and.

468
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 2: It's also a Chili's, isn't it.

469
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 3: We got we're gonna trip our triples in lifetime together.

470
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 4: That's how you could met is you was like all

471
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 4: your spit and chips and everything going across.

472
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: Ring. I think they're all they're just marriages, but they

473
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: probably if you really needed a notary, I'm sure they

474
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: also can.

475
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: Do that good because I've been looking for one. That

476
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 3: was a selfish question.

477
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 1: You're like, I have no wor else to go but

478
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: this marriage place. But I guess I get married so

479
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 1: that she but she was that was outside, that part

480
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 1: was outside, so she was masked up in away like

481
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: six feet from us, and wow, all all responsibly and

482
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: it was cool and it's been perfect. I'm like, people

483
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: really don't need much more than this.

484
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: They really don't.

485
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 3: Did you propose in anywhere or was it just a

486
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 3: conversation like about the legality being threatened on everything? Or

487
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 3: did you get on did you have a proposed like

488
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 3: get on a knee and everything.

489
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: Uh, well, we'd been engaged for like two and a

490
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 1: half years, so.

491
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: Give us the engagement. What was the engagement story?

492
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it wasn't. I could have done better.

493
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 2: Let's beginning.

494
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

495
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 3: What you do?

496
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 4: Well?

497
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: I wanted to take her to I love this place

498
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: up near Santa Barbara called San Ya Cedra Ranch. It's

499
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: really beautiful and very romantic, lots of beautiful flowers and cottages.

500
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: And we had gone there early on in our relationship

501
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: and probably too soon, like I got a deal and

502
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know how fancy this place was, and I

503
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: was just like, let's go to Santa Barbara for the night.

504
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 1: And we got there and it was like so romantic

505
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: for being early on, and.

506
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 4: Early on, like three weeks in, were you scared like

507
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 4: this could tip it.

508
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: If she were the wrong person for me, it would

509
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: have been like this is over, you're creeping me out,

510
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: this is too much. But luckily, luckily she was the

511
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: right one. But she was like, wow, you really assumed

512
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: a lot. I was, like it was on sale. I didn't.

513
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,239
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was this fancy. I didn't know

514
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: it was.

515
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 3: A more than friend's establishment.

516
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 2: GROUPON did not specifying.

517
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: But now it's like they're normal prices. It's like twelve

518
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: hundred a night and it wasn't anything near that when

519
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: I it was like a wind, you know, it was

520
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: like a Wednesday night or something that we went and

521
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: uh and I got it like, you know, three days before,

522
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: and so I was gonna propose there kind of full

523
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: circle like ha ha, look it works out. The romance

524
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: paid off, and uh, it was when all the mudslides

525
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: were happy the fires and the mudslide so got they

526
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: are wiped out. Luckily they've rebuilt since then. But I

527
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 1: like a week before we were supposed to go, they

528
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: were like it doesn't exist anymore. And you're like, oh,

529
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: so I took her to page actually recommended. Uh what

530
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: is it called. It's up in Big sir, It's another

531
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: post ranch in Yeah, wow, And uh so I was like, okay,

532
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: we'll go there. And I re I like really splurged

533
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: and got a room on that had a full ocean

534
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: view and it rained the entire time, and the fog

535
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: was so heavy that you couldn't see your hand in

536
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: front of your face, so you had no idea there

537
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: was an ocean uh outside of our window that.

538
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 2: You were paying dearly for what I was paying.

539
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: So much more money for and uh and it was

540
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: just like the whole We were there for two nights

541
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: and it was like the whole time was things like that,

542
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: Like everything was like a hair off.

543
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: And uh that don't you think that happens? Because it

544
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: was so expensive.

545
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 4: I went to the same hotel and because it was

546
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 4: this it was had a really stressful job.

547
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: The guy was going out with at the time.

548
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 4: It was like we're gonna get away or whatever, and

549
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 4: I was like, this is really important to.

550
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: Me and I want it to be super fancy.

551
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 4: So I was gonna pay for because I was making

552
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 4: more money, and every.

553
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 2: Every single thing we did, I was just.

554
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 3: Like, not worth it, not worth it.

555
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 2: Not worth this room. It's like it's nice room, It's

556
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: not worth the money. This is nice. Not worth So

557
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: I think for I'm the kind of person where I'm like,

558
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: it's I'm not comfortable being a big spender unless I

559
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 2: know for a fact it's going to be like exactly

560
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 2: the best thing in the world. It's so expensive, I know.

561
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: And it was like at dinner. At dinner that we

562
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: went to their nice restaurant and the like she hated

563
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: everything over the menu and I was like, you know

564
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: that was that was supposed to be like the romantic

565
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: dinner lating to the proposal and uh, and so she's

566
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: just like everything's disgusting.

567
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 5: I like, just eat the quail, like cool, cool, cool cool,

568
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 5: And then I tell I tell the waiter or I

569
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 5: had asked them to, like, hey, while we're at dinner,

570
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 5: can you like put like rose petals in the room

571
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 5: and candles and stuff.

572
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: They're like, got it, got it? And uh, So I

573
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: tell the waiter, I'm like, hey, this is what I'm

574
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: planning on doing. If if uh don't, you know, don't

575
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: ask her for dessert because I'm doing it later, but

576
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: can you just give me a thumbs up when the

577
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: room's ready? And he's like, got it, got it. And

578
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: so we're eating this meal that she hates and uh

579
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: and then he's like, do you guys want dessert? And

580
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm like we're good and he's like he kept trying

581
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: to get her to get dessert and I'm like, it's fine,

582
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: don't don't worry about it. And then he eventually the

583
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: room was ready and he goes over Jacqueline's head and

584
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: he's like thumbs up, like like, oh my god. So

585
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: the room's finally ready. We get to the room and

586
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: it looked like they had taken every like dead rose

587
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: petal that they had and not even like, you know,

588
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: gently placed them on the like it was just like

589
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,959
Speaker 1: the room had thrown up dead white, white rose petals

590
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: to like a funeral, like a funeral, not even romantic red.

591
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: And then no, the candles were tea lights and all

592
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: the batteries were like dying there. They did put the

593
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: fire on, it was like raging and it melted all

594
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: of the chocolate strawbirds. No, that was the dessert. And

595
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: so we came in the room and both of us

596
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: were just like, what's happened? It was like a funeral

597
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: had to happen. And I mean, I'm telling you, I've

598
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: never seen more rose petals in my life. And so

599
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: I just like, awkwardly, I should have just been like,

600
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: let's just do this over, you know, some other time,

601
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: but I just like nerve, was like I had all

602
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: this stuff planned, and I was just like, g you

603
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: won't tom me.

604
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: Your whole face is red from the fire.

605
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like feeding your melted shrubbers.

606
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 4: I see.

607
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: It was pretty Uh it never goes as you plan, I.

608
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: Guess, yeah, yeah, I can't. It's just funny that they

609
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: weren't fresh. If they were dry, I imagine I'm going

610
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: with like a shop back and just vacuuming a rose

611
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 3: bush and then bringing it up to the room, pushing

612
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 3: reverse and blowing everything. Why is there a receipt in

613
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 3: here from eighty seven Romantic?

614
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: Like you guys didn't have one red rose could have

615
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: made a heart with something.

616
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: Don't you think that's it?

617
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 4: I think that all my perfectionism issues come up when

618
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 4: I know I'm spending all this money, where it's like,

619
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 4: I'm spending all this money, How did you not do

620
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 4: this exactly to what I would want?

621
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's because it's still just a hotel.

622
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 4: It's still just a you know what I mean, You're

623
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 4: basically paying to be on that strip of land that's

624
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 4: on the correct side of the highway where you can

625
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 4: see the ocean right exactly.

626
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: How these beautiful views I mean crazy?

627
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 3: No, it's you're right to be people should be held

628
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 3: accountable when they charge a lot and should be held accountable.

629
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 3: People accountability in this country. It just goes down a

630
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 3: terrible but I appreciate it even more and mentioned it

631
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 3: when I haven't paid a lot and something's good, and

632
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 3: then I sound cheap because I'm like, I can't believe

633
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 3: how inexpensive this was. And I really like this free

634
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 3: nacho dip.

635
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: It tastes like your breath.

636
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Second, I did learn about my about myself because

637
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: I always yeah, I'm a silly person. I'm a comedian,

638
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: but I always thought I, you know, was deep to

639
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: a certain extemp. But having to like do that, like

640
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: say like important words that romantic was very difficult.

641
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I.

642
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: Felt very vulnerable and dumb, and not because I loved her,

643
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to marry her, but just.

644
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 4: That act of like sure, I don't know, total exposure

645
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 4: and also kind of like that's the one time you

646
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:30,439
Speaker 4: cannot make a joke. You have to get the job

647
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 4: done without sarcasm or yeah, silliness or anything.

648
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

649
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 3: It reminds me of how at funerals, like Karen and

650
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 3: I both we just killed like it was a comedy show.

651
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 3: Like I killed at my mom's funeral.

652
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:51,720
Speaker 4: I literally it was our child my childhood church filled

653
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 4: entirely filled, and it was like.

654
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: One of the greatest sets I've ever had.

655
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, very memorable, greats.

656
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 3: When it's inappropriate, I will do my job.

657
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: I tend to laugh when I'm uncomfortable too, like, and

658
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: people will be like, and I'm like, I promise, I

659
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: know that this is a serious and hard, but this

660
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: is how my body's dealing with it.

661
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

662
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Speaker 1: I was.

663
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 4: I was almost in my friend Jay Johnston was driving.

664
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 4: I think I was on a double date, him and

665
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 4: his girlfriend and me and the person I was on

666
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 4: the date with, and we're going down I think it

667
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 4: was the five and he was driving so fat. He

668
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 4: was going like almost one hundred miles an hour and

669
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 4: weaving in and out of cars, and we were all trying.

670
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 2: To be casual about it, but it was very scary.

671
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 4: And then at one point he went to get in

672
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 4: one lane and there was just a stop truck in

673
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 4: front of us, and he had to like he had

674
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 4: to basically just change lanes really really fast, hoping that

675
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 4: there was no car. And every day the other two

676
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 4: people in the car screamed and I started laughing.

677
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my god, we're gonna die

678
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: like this.

679
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: Like on no way. Oh man, that's so scary. I

680
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 1: had a friend do that once where we were driving

681
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: and she thought she could change lanes and be a

682
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: giant like garbage truck, and she didn't realize there was

683
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: a car in the parked in the lane, and she

684
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: you know, decided to go for it and gunned it,

685
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: and I felt my body like lift out of my

686
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: body and then like like almost prepping for death. And

687
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: then she like narrowly missed the garbage truck and we

688
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: made it. I came back like I had like a

689
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: whoopee Goldberg like ghost.

690
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 3: Moment, warpy gold barge so crazy.

691
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 4: We were driving down Pico one time. It was one

692
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 4: of the first times my sister visited me in Los Angeles,

693
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 4: and this car basically it was almost like a similar situation,

694
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 4: except for we were the garbage truck. So a guy

695
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 4: tried to go around us, and then he swerved in

696
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 4: because you know, he couldn't go and so basically, just

697
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 4: because my sister watched what he was doing and saw,

698
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 4: like saw the whole situation, she started slowing down. So

699
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 4: then he just there. He just kind of came across

700
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 4: and they barely like our cars were so close to

701
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 4: each other, and then he like got but then we

702
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 4: basically had to come to a stoplight and we were

703
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 4: then in the separate lanes again. And we came to

704
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 4: the stop light. My sister rolls down the window and

705
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 4: just kind of the turns of a sudden goes you

706
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 4: could have killed us, the guy because I was like,

707
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 4: what are you doing rolling down the window? We're in

708
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 4: Los Angeles, like whatever. She just like like like the

709
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 4: third grade teacher that she is.

710
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: She just goda killed us.

711
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: You could have killed us.

712
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: I want you to think about what you did.

713
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no other way to react to that though,

714
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 3: other than you're a kid in trouble in school. If

715
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 3: someone is able to nail that delivery, even like a

716
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 3: hardened gang member would be like, I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.

717
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 4: Am I Yes, that's literally what the guy did, because

718
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 4: it was like, yeah, if you don't yell, because if

719
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 4: you yell, I'll just yell back. Yeah, it'll just get

720
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 4: mad at you. It's like, you could have killed us.

721
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 4: She's yeah, very upsetting.

722
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, never yell. Always be quiet and disappointed.

723
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 4: I yell so much when I'm driving. It's good that

724
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 4: we're getting back to the theme of the show that

725
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 4: we don't do anymore and kind of have forgotten about entirely.

726
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: But so many car stories.

727
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: Finally we got into the area Fortune.

728
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 3: Wants to talk. Yeah.

729
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I realized lately, and it might be also

730
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 4: just being kind of like pent up and not being

731
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 4: around human beings, that I'm becoming a lunatic. But like

732
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 4: what I drove the other day, like when I was

733
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 4: trying to merge onto Stadium Way or whatever, I was

734
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 4: yelling at almost every car around me.

735
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 2: It was like, no one, no one kind of knows

736
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 2: how to drive anymore.

737
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, people get real sloppy, and it's and I'm livid

738
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 4: the entire time. There's like a lot of yelling inside

739
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 4: the car with windows rolled up.

740
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are bad now. It's not like getting back

741
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 3: on a bicycle. People do not know how to but

742
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 3: they're also doing risky, aggressive things like oh, I'm going

743
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 3: to turn left in front of this oncoming lane. It's

744
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 3: like you would not have done that eight months ago, sir,

745
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 3: I know you.

746
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 2: So Yeah, everyone's like out of practice or something.

747
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah, and they're angry. They had to spend

748
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: several months wiping down groceries ya, taking it out, taking

749
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 1: it out on us.

750
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 4: The beginning of this quarantine, when I was wiping I

751
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 4: was first of all going to the grocery store.

752
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: I then we've talked about this a little bit.

753
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 4: The first time I had to wear a mask in

754
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 4: a grocery store, I had a full panic attack.

755
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 2: I was just like, I can't breathe in this man

756
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: like and then I was.

757
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 4: I went there to get specific things I'd forgotten what

758
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 4: I needed. I was just grabbing stuff and running. It

759
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 4: was so crazy. And then yeah, that that whole thing

760
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 4: of I knew people that were wiping stuff down outside

761
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 4: of the house.

762
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 2: Bringing it in Jack's was really oh yeah, because she's

763
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: leave it.

764
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: There for thirty minutes and then she would get it

765
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: like surgical masks and gloves and get it and just

766
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: like take it to the back porch and wipe it

767
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: all down.

768
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 3: This is gonna sound like a joke, but I bought

769
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 3: a head of lettuce and I swear I wiped it

770
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 3: down with hand sanitizer and didn't rinse it off enough.

771
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 3: And after that, salad, I think I was kind of drunk.

772
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: You probably you probably created a vaccine for yourself.

773
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, bleach salad, come and get it.

774
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: I have a theory though. Do you think Jack's with

775
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: the germophobia? Does she have parents any parents that are

776
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 2: doctors or nurses?

777
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, but her mom's a big germophobe too, so yeah,

778
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: I mean they're they're the kind that would like take

779
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: Q tips and clean corners of things. Oh shit, Yeah, okay,

780
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm not no like me really, yeah, I'm very pristine

781
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: over here. But no, yeah, it's not a for Yeah,

782
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 1: somehow it's just like a it's not a medical thing,

783
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: but it's that cleanliness and germ.

784
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 2: Combo which I get, which comes.

785
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: In handy in a pandemic, but in I mean normal life,

786
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: you're like, I gotta do that. Oh my god, I

787
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: wash my hands again.

788
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, where are you subsessively taking a shower every day?

789
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

790
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: And she's a kindergarten teacher, so it was like I

791
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: was her kindergarten student that wouldn't wash her hands enough.

792
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 4: Well, and also teachers, I mean, my sister would get

793
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 4: sick constantly, like she knew the cycle of like the

794
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 4: school year starts six weeks in show get a cold, right,

795
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 4: they'll all have colds like it's yeah, that's the that's

796
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 4: the jerneyest colds and lice.

797
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and children are disgusting so much snot.

798
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: The sun is very much coming in my room right,

799
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 1: like angelic.

800
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 4: It's like almost like the best ring light. You look

801
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 4: like you're about to do a makeup tutorial.

802
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 3: Fortune. Do not walk into that light. No, it's God.

803
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 3: Do not look at God.

804
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 2: You died.

805
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: You died.

806
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 2: That garbage truck hit you.

807
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: I died, and I'm doing podcasts.

808
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: After Yeah, that's that would make sense.

809
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 4: Purgatory is just guesting on podcast podcasts.

810
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: You got to promote myself.

811
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Pearly Gates.

812
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 4: Now. Speaking of promotion, George and I were just talking

813
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 4: about this because we saw the promotional video that was

814
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 4: made for the movie Girl Fight that came out.

815
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about that? Oh, I'm so sorry.

816
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: Chick FIGHTE listen either words the girl Chick. Yeah, it's

817
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: a fun it's a fun, silly movie. It's like one

818
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: of those e popcorn and watch movies. You know.

819
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: People are critics are trying to like break down the

820
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: feminism of it. I'm like, no, no, it's it's not

821
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, it's called Chick Fight. Malin Ackerman stars

822
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: in it and Alec bald One and it's a group

823
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: of women who uh start a fight club because it's

824
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: their therapist. Their therapists recommended it. So it's not based

825
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: on the the iconic fight club movie. But it's just

826
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: a movie with a fight club and it's all women.

827
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: Uh so I'm the referee and they they have it.

828
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: I mean, the fights are pretty cool. They had like

829
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: these amazing stunt women doing I mean, you were talking

830
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: about like world champion taekwond athletes and like Olympians and

831
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: stunt like these. They blew my mind they were doing

832
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: all these moves and then it's like a movie that's

833
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: like fights and comedy combined. So I was there to be,

834
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: you know, a ridiculous person while they're just like flipping

835
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: around punching each other. So, yeah, it's on digital and

836
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: demand right now. If people, Yeah, it's on right now.

837
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: If you want to like have an escape for an

838
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: hour and a half, Yeah, it's the I do movie

839
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: for you.

840
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 3: I'll watch it.

841
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.

842
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 4: But it's a hilarious premise. I think it's a great premise.

843
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 4: Your therapist tells you.

844
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: To and so I mean, you know, you don't want

845
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: to dig too deep into like why they're doing this,

846
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 1: because like just just accept that they're in a fight club.

847
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: Just except that someone had a great pitch meeting and.

848
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 4: It all went great, and Alan Ackerman was like, I

849
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 4: love it sounds great exactly.

850
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: We shot it in Puerto Rico in January. Wow, and

851
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 1: it was like they shot him so machine days, which

852
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: is insane. That's crazy because we were like shooting like

853
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: seventeen hours a day in like an asbestos building that

854
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: was missing half the roof, and we wore we had

855
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: to wear a mask every day because pre COVID everyone

856
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: was getting sick from all the asbestos center and the

857
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: fog machine was going all day. Machine.

858
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 3: Oh so that was where they wanted the meeting place

859
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 3: to be some out underground fight. Yeah, like a pretty

860
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 3: like yeah, I thought that's just where the production was

861
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 3: being held. That's all we could find. There's a hole

862
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 3: in the.

863
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: Roof were we need a tax cut? So yeah, so

864
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: it was pretty It is a pretty crazy shoot. I

865
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: remember being like, oh, it sucks wearing mask all day.

866
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: Who knew that? A month later? What was coming?

867
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 3: Did you train? Did you have to learn to fight?

868
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 3: Are you fighting in it?

869
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: I do one fight where I literally like kind of

870
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: fake hit somebody. I basically the director asked me in December,

871
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: He's like, can you send a video of like what

872
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: you know naturally about fighting? Like can you show me

873
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: you fighting? And it's a Jack's moment and I'm like,

874
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: you know, punching like this and I'm trying to I'm

875
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: trying to kick and she's laughing and I'm like, no,

876
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: this is this is not supposed to be funny. This

877
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: is supposed to be hardcore. So I think that I

878
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: probably got fights taken away from my character after I

879
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: sent that video.

880
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 4: In Everything Is, It's like, no, you're not trying to

881
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 4: give someone a fist bump, you're fighting.

882
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: I have dainty fist, So yeah, so the other people

883
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: fought more than me.

884
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 2: Have you been in a fist fight in real life?

885
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: Just with my brothers who would beat the crap out

886
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: of me when I was growing up. They didn't care

887
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: that I was a girl. They were just like, I'm

888
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: gonna punch you in the stomach as far as I can.

889
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 1: And my grandmother, my grandmother would be like, you don't

890
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: punch girls in the stomach. And I'd be like, it's

891
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: too late. I can't breathe.

892
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 2: What else is going on? Fortune? Are you working on

893
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,479
Speaker 2: something you want to plug right now?

894
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: I started this new show for Netflix. It's called The

895
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: Netflix After Party. Yeah, it's I'm co hosting with David Spade.

896
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: Fun yeah, funny comic named London Hughes. She's a British comedian.

897
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 2: Named London London.

898
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: So we're we're basically it's kind of like a panel

899
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:55,959
Speaker 1: show for all of Netflix's shows, like every episode will

900
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: like kind of interview like cast of one of the

901
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: Netflix series or something like that, and then do a

902
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: panel with comedians and stuff. So it starts, uh, I

903
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: think in late December, early January you'll start airing.

904
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 3: I will watch that, mm hmm.

905
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it should be fun. We started shooting sketches

906
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: today for it, like so it'll be like some comedy silliness,

907
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: but it always kind of has a Netflix tint to

908
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 1: it where it's involves some reference to their shows.

909
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

910
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 4: Well that's kind of smart though, you know, because it's

911
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 4: like you if, they probably can't go into full production

912
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 4: on some things the way things are right now, so

913
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 4: it's kind of like, yeah, do recap shows and kinds.

914
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of like how like eight, Like Jimmy

915
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: Kimmel's on ABC and he always does like the Bachelor stuff,

916
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: and they it's like their first in house sort of thing.

917
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: So we'll see it got picked up for first season

918
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: and and yeah, I'm excited. So I'm doing that. And

919
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: then I also do a radio show for Netflix on

920
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: Serious six.

921
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 3: It's a joke. I was going to beat you to.

922
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: You both have been on there. Yeah, and so we've

923
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: been doing that every day from home. So I've been

924
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: just really grateful to have a job. Yes, right, yeah, so.

925
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 3: A job working with some of my favorite comedians. Yeah.

926
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I don't want to

927
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: do radio, and now my thank God for Yeah, it's great,

928
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: that's very cool.

929
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

930
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: So just been doing that and then trying to. I

931
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: haven't really written any stand up. I just haven't felt,

932
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: you know, in the place for it.

933
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: I don't know what I should what is happening in

934
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 3: my apartment that I'm gonna write about it. You have

935
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 3: to have human experience, and this is the most inhuman

936
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 3: experience I've ever had. Yeah, just me with plants. Oh,

937
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 3: there's another good joke about plants.

938
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: Well for me, I feel like, I think because my

939
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: comedy comes from like a happier, positive place, like my

940
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: soul needs to feel that. Yeah, not that I'm unhappy,

941
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,280
Speaker 1: but I'm not feeling that free. I don't feel free

942
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: in that regard. Yeah, so the jokes are not flowing shockingly.

943
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 6: But you did just have a special come out relatively recently.

944
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's called Sweet and Salty. It's on It's on Netflix,

945
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: and yeah, I was really lucky it came out right

946
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the year, and so people have

947
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: been able to watch that online and it's kind of

948
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: a it's like my life's journey of figuring out who

949
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: I am, and it's silly and fun. I tell a

950
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: lot of jokes. I do give Chilis a shout out

951
00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: because for my contract simply, but I was really proud

952
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: of it. Our friend Paige Hewit's produced it, and it

953
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: was just cool to get to work on something with

954
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: my friend. And yeah, tell these jokes I've been working

955
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: on and.

956
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 6: You can trust her, like you know, her producing it

957
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 6: and helping you like put it together. You can trust her.

958
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 6: If you ever watched Last Comic Standing, page was the

959
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 6: EP of that for a long time. She has also

960
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 6: stand up herself. So she's one of those very rare

961
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 6: producers that actually knows what she's talking about.

962
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even weigh in on what the

963
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: stage would look like. She's just like I desired to. Yeah.

964
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I agreed to do the more recent

965
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 3: Last Comic Standing is because well, she's going to be

966
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 3: there and I trust her.

967
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it makes a difference.

968
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 3: But I still ate it. She didn't have control over that.

969
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 1: Well, those last comics are hard. That's a hard me,

970
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: you know, get up there for like two minutes or something.

971
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

972
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: God, when I did it, I kept texting Karen to

973
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: help me.

974
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

975
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: I was like, Karen, I don't know what I'm doing.

976
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 4: Yes.

977
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, you knew.

978
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 3: That's when I first met you at the improv in

979
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 3: the lab that was like our holding area.

980
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,720
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

981
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we did testimonials in a phone booth or something,

982
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 3: and I was like, I like her, she's funny. I

983
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 3: uh fortune. I went to Karen's to drop off a

984
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 3: painting and we hung out in her backyard.

985
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

986
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 3: She was saying that there was mosquitos everywhere, and as

987
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 3: they were flying around, I was like, I feel like

988
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 3: Karen doesn't know the difference between mosquitos and fruit flies

989
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 3: because they were tiny. They were hovering above her head.

990
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 3: I'm like, these are just flies. Because I didn't want

991
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 3: to blame because I wasn't getting bid at all. The

992
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 3: next I was riddled in the itchiest those tiny mosquitoes.

993
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 3: I wasn't feeling it. They got me everywhere up my

994
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 3: life ankles somehow, in my shoes. Yeah, these evil little mosquitoes.

995
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 3: It was absolutely, I just stopped being itchy.

996
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 1: It was like I invested with them in the last

997
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: like two years. Yes, we never had them before.

998
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 6: I've seen people on Twitter complaining about little mosquitos in

999
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 6: their house recently, where I'm like, Oh, is this some

1000
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 6: creepy thing that's happening in LA that we don't realize

1001
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 6: is like happening to everybody at once.

1002
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 2: That'd be so creepy.

1003
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it scares me. Mosquitoes make me nervous. They

1004
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 3: cause and spread disease. It's like, yeah, I don't want that, hilaria.

1005
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1006
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: I mean because the beauty of LA is like you

1007
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: get stuck in traffic, but you didn't have mosquitoes. That

1008
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: was like the bonus to living here.

1009
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the payoff.

1010
00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: And then I think that I think there was an

1011
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,959
Speaker 1: article that said they came on a shipping container. Oh no, no,

1012
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: from Asia. I again, I don't know if that's fake news.

1013
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: I read an article. I'm not, so don't quote me.

1014
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: I believe that they came in and now they've just

1015
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: like they're everywhere that they are.

1016
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 3: That is insane. It's crazy that you can just bring

1017
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 3: a shipping container of mosquitoes.

1018
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,240
Speaker 2: And an that shouldn't be allowed.

1019
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, when they when you go, I should put their

1020
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 3: foot down. When I was in Hawaii, swimming in rivers

1021
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 3: and climbing up waterfalls, it was amazing, but I was

1022
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 3: scared of snakes the whole time, and everyone was like,

1023
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 3: there are no snakes in all of Hawaii. They monitored

1024
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 3: this the snake intake to where there's never been a

1025
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 3: snake here, and I don't believe it. I didn't. I'm like,

1026
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 3: there's got to be a garter snake.

1027
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: Really there. I never heard that.

1028
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: I've heard that there is not a single snake in

1029
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 3: all of Hawaii, and I don't think it's an exaggeration.

1030
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 3: Have you heard that? Karen?

1031
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 2: Are you thinking of Ireland?

1032
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 3: I am thinking is Okay? Is Ireland? Do they have

1033
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 3: Ireland house? Just surfing? Right? Yeah? I thinking of Hawaii.

1034
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,359
Speaker 3: Correct me if I'm wrong, Internet, But I've heard there's

1035
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 3: no snakes in Hawaii. Wow, yeah, I mean.

1036
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,439
Speaker 2: It would be very calming. I love the idea.

1037
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: Google.

1038
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Ireland. Why it's Ireland and yet Hawaii, Iceland,

1039
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 3: New Zealand, Greenland or in Artica. I will live any

1040
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 3: of those places. Yeah, we're all doing an Indiana Jones

1041
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 3: impression snakes.

1042
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: I went home. I went home to North Carolina in

1043
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: October and uh that that we have a house by

1044
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 1: the lake, and uh. I was walking by a bush

1045
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: to go check the dock and I saw this like

1046
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: scaly thing in the bush and I ran like a

1047
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: like a crazy person. I didn't I didn't know that

1048
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: snakes climbed in bushes and just laid in bushes. Snake

1049
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: was just in the bush, laying like a hammock.

1050
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 3: Oh god, I can't. When I was in Wilmington, I

1051
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 3: saw I think it was a wolf spider, just a spider,

1052
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 3: the biggest spider ever, just hanging out on a window sill.

1053
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I can't be here anymore. No, have

1054
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 3: you seen them North Carolina spiders.

1055
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 1: Uh it's been a minute. Yeah, there's I don't know

1056
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: how I've seen a wolf spider.

1057
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 3: I think it was a wolf spider. I don't know.

1058
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 3: It didn't look like a wolf. It was just big

1059
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 3: and brown and made me leave town. No thank you,

1060
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 3: no thank you, No thank bush snakes. No more bush snakes.

1061
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 6: I like the idea though, of like hedge snake, where

1062
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 6: you're just like I'm just trying to get the mail,

1063
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 6: and then inside.

1064
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 2: A bush is a snake's horrible?

1065
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 1: I now can't walk by bushes.

1066
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like the idea of a snake that I

1067
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 3: love bush. I hear that, Oh.

1068
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 2: Hi, Sweet and Salty on Netflix.

1069
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: If you like.

1070
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 2: But I know you knew.

1071
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 3: I just think it's such a fancy thing for a

1072
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 3: snake to be discerning about where it hangs out, and

1073
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 3: it prefers the bush. I love a bush snake. He

1074
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 3: has a bow tie. He has a bow tie and

1075
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,919
Speaker 3: a briefcase, and he's going to work.

1076
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 6: That's right, that that bush snake actually is a very

1077
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 6: He has a lot of stress in his life. He's

1078
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 6: at a high level accountant and that's that. That's his weekend

1079
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 6: bush where it just goes.

1080
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: He stayed in there for two days and I would

1081
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: stare at him. I went up on the porch and

1082
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: stared at him. And then after two days he finally

1083
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: came down and I watched him slither down on a.

1084
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 6: Little hat because it was.

1085
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 3: Back to work. And you know what that is when

1086
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 3: they do that for the weekend, it's a snakeation. Listen, No,

1087
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 3: that's just an advertisement for Fortune's Comedy Specialized. Leave me.

1088
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: Anymore?

1089
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 3: Now it's still there.

1090
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,439
Speaker 1: It's still there, accounting.

1091
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 3: Come on you guys, guys.

1092
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 6: I think Fortune, you've done us such a favor being

1093
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 6: on the show today.

1094
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 2: We appreciate it so much.

1095
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: I mean, the pleasure has been all mine. I mean,

1096
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: what a treat it was. What a treat to connect

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