WEBVTT - Talking Turkey (or Salmon) 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.320 Help We Suck At Being Newlywed? 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:07.360 With Dean Angler, Heleny and Jared Haven An iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.480 What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new, 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:16.880 thankful edition of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. It 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:22.840 is Thanksgiving weekend for us. It's the day before Thanksgiving Wednesday, 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:27.160 November twenty second, so we haven't celebrated Thanksgiving yet. By 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:29.040 the time you're listening to this, we're going to be 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.960 stuffed full of turkey and gravy. I guess we're not 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:37.920 eating turkey this Thanksgiving or having salmon. But that's none, none, no, 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:40.120 neither nor near. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:42.559 Who the hell is cooking salmon? 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:47.160 Hey man, don't you knocked on knock it? Don't knock 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:47.879 our salmon? 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.200 Salmon for Thanksgiving? 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:52.440 Yeah, they love their So they lived in Alaska for 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:56.160 a while because they're badass and they like fell in love. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.520 They probably already liked salmon, but they fell in love 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:01.880 with this certain salmon's supply here, and so they always get. 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:03.480 Fresh special Alaskan salmon. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.320 Yeah, special Alaskan salmon. They get fresh shipments of salmon 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.080 because their friends own it and they just like hyper 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.200 freeze it and then it just sits in their freezer 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:12.720 for like a year, and they have so much salmon, 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:13.800 and so they're like, we have a lot of salmon. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:15.319 We're going to make it for Thanksgiving this year. 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:20.400 I respect it more now that it's Alaskan special salmon. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.040 So it's not like it's not just basic American regular salmon. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:28.160 Yeah. No, you're going international, which is fun. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:33.199 Really international. We're going across the ocean to the great 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:34.520 country of Alaska. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:42.119 It's traveling by water, not international, but plus enough, I 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.800 think you just you know what, I think you should 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.240 serve the salmon. But then tomorrow, Dean, I think you 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:52.440 should get up bright and early, find a turkey. Kill it. Yeah, 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.880 like find a live turkey and then just cook that. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.840 You guys are going to Kalin's grandparents, right, Yeah, but 0:01:58.880 --> 0:01:59.520 they done the street. 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:01.480 They lived on street from us here in Las Vegas, 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:03.840 and so it's just it's literally like a two minute 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:05.480 walk down the street for us. But it's funny. We 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.520 were just we were just in Colorado and we were 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.639 driving around and giant turkey's just walking around. So I 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.440 could kill a turkey in Colorado, but not here in 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:11.920 Las Vegas. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.720 Don't know if you'd be able to step You. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:15.240 Definitely would get in trouble for that. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.160 Well, I just mean like you personally, I don't know 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:18.160 if you'd be able to kill it. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:19.360 Yeah, I don't know if I would. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:21.840 My stepdad has killed like two hundred He's been up 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:25.360 in Pennsylvania processing turkeys, which means just killing them and 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.160 preparing them for for Thanksgiving. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.280 Those poor turkeys, man, they never signed up for this. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:32.400 They never they never wanted Thanksgiving to happen kilfish instead. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:32.760 It is. 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.760 It is so sad, But I've realized I think I 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.200 need to kill a turkey or a chicken because you 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.760 eat so much of them, Because I eat so much 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.280 of it. Yeah, and it makes me so sad, but 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.960 that won't stop me from eating it. So I think 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.480 I need to. Yeah, I need to buck up here 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.560 at some point in my life and actually hunt, kill, 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:54.080 and eat. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:54.760 Right. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.320 I think a bird wouldn't be like I mean, I 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:58.960 would never, but I don't think a bird would be 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:00.359 so bad a pig or cow. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.240 Why aren't we just talking to Ben and Jess about this? 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.160 Because it's because Ben is kind of the same as us, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.360 Like he doesn't want to kill anything, but he feels 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:10.240 like he like what Jerry just said, like he needs to. Yeah, 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:12.680 and I feel the same way too, Like I eat meat, 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.200 you know, turkey, chicken, beef, but I've never actually killed 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.720 an animal, and it just feels a little hypocritical of me. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.960 Bacon is the most over hyped food in America. Everyone 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.480 wants it on everything, Everyone gets it for breakfast every 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.320 single time they go, and every time I try it, 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.240 I'm like, eh, it's just not that good. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.480 Interesting. Yeah, as someone who doesn't eat red meat, I 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:33.160 love bacon. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.000 Ironically, I think that the most overrated food might be turkey. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:41.800 Oh I love turkey, but I also love turkey because 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.960 I love having it on the same fork with stuffing 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:51.000 gravy turkey alone. Yeah, I don't know if it's that special. 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.880 What about like Deli sliced turkey though, because I'll definitely 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.360 throw some nice sliced turkey onto a sandwich. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.720 I think it's overrated because I would you rather have 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:06.120 sliced turkey or sliced procto turkey? Oh? Bro, what have 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:07.800 you ever had an Italian sub before? 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:11.240 Turkey's a top three deli meat For me. It goes salami, pepperoni, turkey, 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.560 and I'm I'm pretty I stand by that. I don't 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.680 even know what pursudo is, to be honest. Sounds like cheese. 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:24.840 It's is right, pig? Yeah, yeah, sliced pig. Yeah, what's ham? Ham? 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:26.000 Is pig? 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:26.920 Ham's pick? 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:28.680 I think it's just a different part of the pig. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:33.479 So is pick considered red meat? Probably because I went 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.600 to Spain and I said no red meat and they 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.479 were like, this is pork. It's not red meat. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:42.920 I would say definitely, it's definitely red meat. Yeah, yeah, oh, 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:46.120 it's the other white meat. According to Easton Jared, I 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:47.560 just asked Kaylen this last night, do you know what 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:48.599 the chicken of the sea is? 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:49.799 Salmon? 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:54.000 It's exactly what she said. That's so funny. It's tuna. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.760 Oh that makes sense, don't you guys? 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:59.560 Remember that there was that Jessica Simpson Nick Lachey reality 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:04.120 TV long time ago, and Nick, well, yeah, I was 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:05.800 just asking out of context and see if you could 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:10.280 know what it was, and he goes or no. Jessica's like, so, 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.240 so are there like chickens in the seas? What this 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.920 really is? And Nick's just like head in his hand, 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:18.360 like I can't believe you say in this right now? Yeah? 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:22.159 But yeah, I don't think. Well, I'm grateful that your 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:25.320 grandparents are making salmon for Thanksgiving this year because I've 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.839 been tracking food that I eat because every time I 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:33.920 eat red meat or like greasy fried or salty food, 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:38.520 my leg throbs an intense pain. I'm still on this 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:42.080 leg saga, by the way, and so I'm tracking all 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:43.599 the food that I eat before I feel the pain. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.279 And every time I've eat like I had a Reuben 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:47.560 sandwich two nights ago, insane pain. An hour later. I 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:51.159 had McDonald's hamburgers three days ago, insane pain two hours later. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:52.239 Run a great diet. 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.600 Yeah, well no, Now I'm tracking these things and now 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.520 I know not to eat these things because they make me. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.679 They make me want to die, They make me ready 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.839 to end it all because my leg is in so 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:03.440 much pain. And so I'm grateful. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.520 How does what you affect the pain in your leg? 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.960 Because I think red meat is high in sodium and 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:13.200 sodium and causes inflammation, and inflammation I think is the 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:16.040 cause of most of my pain because it's a circulation issue. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:17.839 We think he's getting an amrih on Monday. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.400 This this is my personal diagnosis of myself. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:23.800 Yeah, we were in Colorado these past few days looking 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:27.159 at houses, and we ran into this guy that Dean 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.719 knows from high school. He used to give him sandwiches. 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.720 Saved my life, saved his life, and he was like 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.599 talking about his hip and how his hip. His doctor 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.719 was like, you'll know when it's time for the hip replacement. Yeah, 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:39.680 and described exactly what Dean's going through. 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.560 He just got a hit replacement like six weeks ago, 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:43.600 and he was like two years ago. I was talked 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.440 to my doctor and I was ready for a hip 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:47.680 replacement and the doctor was like, you when you know, 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.039 you'll know, And He's like, what does that mean? And 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:52.120 the doctor's like, just trust me. When you know, you'll know, 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.440 and he's like one day I woke up and my 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.600 leg was throbbing, an intense pain, and I knew. And 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.800 I was like, wow, that's basically exactly what I like 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.760 beeriands every day for four hours a day. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.080 So yeah, you might be able to put it off. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.520 I think inevitably you're going to need a hip replacement. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:07.800 Yeah. 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.320 I was actually talking about it with Jay Ashley's dad 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.600 yesterday because he asked about you. He said, how's deems Lay? 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.600 I said, he's still in pain, but the doctor said 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.320 he might be being a little baby about it, and 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.520 then I told him the Burpie story and he was like, 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.880 I just feel like he's going to get arthritis in 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.920 there and need a hip replacement, but probably not for 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:27.320 another like twenty to thirty years. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.600 I'm dad, I'm ready for a hip replacement now, honestly, Like, 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:31.920 maybe wait till after ski season so that way I can, 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.360 you know, recover and get ready for summer and next 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.480 ski season and stuff. But like, hip replacements have come 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.760 a long way. You walk out of the surgery like 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.400 he my, my, it's my friend's dad that we saw 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.720 that got the hip replacement. He's a realtor in Colorado. 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.480 He was saying. He went into the surgery or he 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.600 went to the doctor's room or whatever, the surgery room 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:53.200 at noon, and he was home by five, like walking 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.160 around at five, like walking up to his house at 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.000 five pm that same day. So, like, hip surgeries have 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.200 come a long way. They're really impressive. They're only going 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.280 to get better. It only lasts like fifteen to twenty 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.240 years apparently, so I'd have to get one when I'm fifty. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:06.640 But it's just it's a good option. Yeah, But he 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.800 was talking about like the science or like the logistics 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.200 behind getting a hip replacement. It sounds so gross, Like 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:16.520 they put you on it, snap your leg back out 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:19.120 of the socket, they take your memoral neck, and they 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.000 just take a saws all blade and cut it off 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.600 and then they put a new one on with like 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.800 a rod through it. It's intense. It's so intense. 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.760 So can you imagine being the doctor to have to 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:29.120 do that. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.920 I always imagine that, like you're just you're just mangling 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.000 a human body just so you can like save him. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:35.199 It's crazy. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:36.599 It's incredible. 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.880 Yeah, So shout out to Ashley's dad for I don't 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:40.840 think he probably does that, but he definitely does make 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:42.000 some crazy stuff legs. 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.760 Yeah, but he'll be the one to put you under 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:48.040 or give you a little, you know, good stuff to 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:48.800 make it feel okay. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.600 He's everyone's favorite doctor in the hospital. It sounds like, yeah, 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.320 he's the guy that makes the pain go right. Well, so, Jared, 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.599 So we're doing that with her grandparents tomorrow here in 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.360 Las Vegas. What about you? What's your plan? 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.200 So, as you can see if you're watching this on 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:08.200 social I'm in doctor Iikenetti's office and we flew down 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:12.640 here yesterday. Traveling is just it wasn't terrible, but I 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.200 never want to travel the week of Thanksgiving again. It's 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:21.880 just airportslade. Airports are always crazy. Dawson was being fussy. Anyway, 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.720 we are here though, so we're gonna have dinner here, 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.640 which is very nice, probably not leave the house, which 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:33.600 I'm very excited about. I'd love Thanksgiving because it gives 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.160 it's a nice day where it's weird that you dress 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:40.160 up to not leave the house. I enjoy that. I 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:43.680 think it's different. I love the food, I love football, 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.319 I love the Macy's Day parade in the morning. Everything's 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:48.959 so nostalgic for me. And I love the day after 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:53.040 because even though in my mind it's Christmas season, I mean, 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.079 Black Friday is just. 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.560 What are we shopping for on Black Friday this season? 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.560 Not even shopping, bro, I am just allowed to watch 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.520 any Christmas movie I want. I'm allowed to listen to 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.200 and Christmas song I want, and nobody can judge me 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.120 because everyone judges me before Thanksgiving. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:10.679 So for you, Black Friday is the day you can 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:12.520 start celebrating Christmas. 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.880 Hell yeah, and I can start planning what tree lighting 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:21.679 I want to go to what mall probably plural what malls. 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.480 I want to take Dawson to meet Sanna so he 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.440 can cry and be terrified. But it would make for 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.079 great pictures, which at the end of the day is 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:33.199 really all we're doing with the twenty month old. Ah, 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.320 it's yeah, So I'm excited for that. I love the food. 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:39.960 I just love the whole hominess of it. So that's 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.320 really fun. That's what I'm excited about. But it's pretty small. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:45.400 It's just going to be her parents, Me Ashley, her sister, 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.120 and her sisters Beyonce, And of. 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:51.040 Course is Lauren a mother yet or is she still 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:51.560 just pregnant? 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:55.040 No, I mean she's not pregnant at all. But maybe 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:56.840 you're putting something in the universe right now. 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.880 I could have sworn you were talking about her being 0:10:58.920 --> 0:10:59.920 pregnant a couple of weeks ago. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.000 No. I mean, it would probably be her worst nightmare 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:07.839 right now because with Dawson, you know, she spends a 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:13.240 little time with Dawson. She's just like, I am exhausted, Like, yep, 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.800 that's it, we want another one. So there we go. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.240 Who's the idiot? 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.280 So, really, you're not going to buy anything on Black Friday. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:24.520 Huh No, I'll buy something, probably for Audrey's though. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:25.920 But you don't need like a new big screen TV 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:26.480 or something. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:31.000 No, we should, though, shouldn't We Just let's just spend money, 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:32.720 you know what. We're all gonna die. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.199 We're Americans. That's what we do. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.160 That's what we do. Let's spend some money. Yeah, you 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.199 know what, I might buy a TV on Black Friday. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.120 So that's exciting. That's cool that you guys are spending 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:45.880 Thanksgiving with Kaelan's grandparents. So is it just the four 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:46.120 of you? 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.120 I think so just the four of us. Yeah? 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:49.480 What are you gonna buy for Black Friday? 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:50.240 Oh? 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.160 I need to get some gifts. I mean we got 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.680 my grandparents' gifts already, Dean did. He was on top 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.839 of it. Need to get my mom something? Oh, I 0:11:57.840 --> 0:11:59.640 don't know what the heck I'm getting you, or if 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:00.839 we're even doing gifts this year. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:04.000 I didn't. I know, I haven't really put much thought 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:04.360 into that. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.719 Yeah, I don't know. I'm just going to see what 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.640 goes on sale and see what speaks to me. Yeah, okay, 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:12.439 what about you? Well, the camera, the camera's the big thing. 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:17.000 Yeah. We leave for Tanzania, right, after La. So we 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.200 go to La next weekend and we just stay in 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:20.880 La and then leave for Tanzania straight from there. So 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.320 we have to have everything packed for Tanzania and La 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.120 for that weekend. So that'll be a bit of a 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:26.960 challenge for Kaitlin. 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:28.960 Nope, I already haven't figured out. I'm going to check 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.200 a bag in to LA and I'm going to drop 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.679 it off at Toris. My LA bag is going to 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.520 stay with Toy and my Tanzania bag is going to 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:36.319 come to Tanzania. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:37.440 Oh that makes so much sense. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:37.960 Uh huh. 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.520 Definitely don't bring your La back to Tanzania though. That 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:41.440 would be really bad. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:52.360 That'd be really, really, really bad. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.800 Should we share the news about our house hunting. 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:01.640 Yeah, it's like I'm so excited that my stomach hurts. Yeah, 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.640 and I don't want to like say it because we 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:04.400 don't have it yet. 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.560 Yeah, I'll do it. I'll try to fill in as 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.199 ambiguously as I can here so. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:10.760 We can talk about it. But we just don't have it. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.320 So we went and saw the house that we were 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.720 under contract for. Kaylen walked in and she said, I 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.200 get bad energy from this house. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.000 It made me sad and I loved it. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.640 I thought it was awesome. I was ready to sign 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.240 the papers right then and there, and I was like, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:24.079 let me just what was. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.680 The energy not good? I just like walked in and 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:30.600 I was just I felt depressed, like I don't know 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:31.520 how to describe it. 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.120 Every like someone had been murdered in that house. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.240 Like it just it was an old house, had a 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:39.240 sad possible feeling to it. And I know we like 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.320 redo it all and we do a lot of stuff 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:43.040 to it, but it's such an expensive house. And Dean 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.680 was like, well fix this, we'll fix that, and I'm like, 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.840 I feel like we're at three hundred thousand dollars in 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.040 renovations at this point. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.360 You have no idea. I mean, look loves today. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:55.079 Okay, it was probably cost anyways, it was just it 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.960 kept adding up. Every single room needed so much, and 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.320 I was like, why don't we just go up one 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.040 hundred thousand dollars and have a perfectly new, brand new, beautiful, 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.400 gorgeous house and not even one hundred thousand because. 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:06.319 In order to line I do, then what is the 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:08.440 I just and I took it personally because it's just 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.680 like it's her not having faith in my handyman skills. 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:16.000 No, it's the vibe of the house. I could I see. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.199 What you're saying. It was a little dark. There were 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:19.920 it wasn't It was like a forty year old house, 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:22.000 and so there weren't very many windows. The natural light 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:23.320 wasn't very solid. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.280 No windows. It was a log cabin, which I thought 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:26.920 would be really cool to live in, But once I 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.120 was in it, I was like, I can't live in 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:28.720 a log cabin. 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.080 Yeah, that seems nerve wracking. I don't know if I 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:34.200 could do it either. Yeah, practically practically speaking, I don't know. 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:35.320 I don't know. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.680 It just even I just didn't like. 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.800 It, and that's fine, It's perfectly fine. We're not going 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:40.840 to buy a house that you don't like. So we 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:45.040 ended up we said no to that house, and we 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.320 were kind of putting all our chips into that pot. Granted, 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:48.960 we still saw a couple of other houses that same day, 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.600 but then we were working with our realtor who's like 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.040 my brother's best friend that lives an Aspen, and we 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:54.480 were like, hey, we might stay an extra day and 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.440 we want to look at these seven houses. And it 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:58.400 was like nine PM and he text us back like 0:14:58.520 --> 0:14:59.960 nine thirty. He's like, great, I got all the shiit 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.880 going set up. We'll see you tomorrow at ten am. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:05.920 So we saw seven houses yesterday and the fifth house 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:11.120 that we saw was Kaylan's favorite. Before the day had started, 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.960 she knew that she was gonna like that one the most. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.360 So we're driving up and we pull into the we 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:17.960 like pull it down the driveway that leads to the house, 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.200 and she's like, you need to remember this moment right 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.840 now because this is the first time we're ever driving 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.200 to our new house. And I was like, Kaylen, just 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.400 don't do that. You're just But then we got in 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:29.960 there and I was like, Okay, yeah, this house is 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:31.160 pretty pretty cool. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.440 It's the most beautiful. So the day before we saw 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:36.200 what I thought was the most beautiful house ever. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:38.760 Hopefully the owners the sellers don't listen to this podcast 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.280 because we got to play hardball with them. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.720 Well by that time, it should be accepted by the 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.480 time this comes out. Sure, I don't know, we'll see. 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:49.360 But the first house we saw the day before was 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.160 so beautiful. It was so unique. They did such a 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.360 good job with it. But it was like an hour 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:57.320 to asspen. It took twenty minutes twenty to thirty minutes 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:58.720 to get to a grocery store. It was just up 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.920 a crazy windy road. Yeah, it practically speaking, like we 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:02.800 wouldn't have liked it. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.080 It was a beautiful house though. 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:08.720 It was amazing and a little over our budgets. And 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.320 then we saw this house that we love. We put 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.840 in an offer and it's absolutely perfect. Like, there's not 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.120 a single thing. Deane wants to change one thing, which 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.440 is the vanity. There's not a single thing that I 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:21.000 want to change, which I'm like, for the same exact 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:24.080 price as the log cabin, why would we not move here? 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:26.920 And the views are gorgeous, there's like beautiful views in 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:30.600 the mountains. Oh my gosh, it makes me so excited 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.680 to talk about it. I just hope we get it. 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:36.040 It's really nice, it's really really nice. We yeah, so 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:37.440 we got our fingers crossed. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.640 We put in the offer last night at like eight pm, 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.640 so hopefully we get it out. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.840 How long do you think it'll take before you have 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:46.200 a good idea of whether you get it or not. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:50.080 We should know today, today or tomorrow. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.800 We came in. We came in below asking by like 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:55.440 ten percent below asking. 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:59.200 That's pretty high. I feel like that's a lot of 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:03.760 below asking. Yeah, that's that's a lot like ten percentagives 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:08.720 say you're buying a seven hundred thousand dollars house. I 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:11.080 mean that means you went seventy thousand dollars below. Ass 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:13.000 that's pretty Yeah. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:14.359 But it's been on the market for one hundred and 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.560 fifty days. Yeah, they already dropped it. We know they 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.320 probably won't accept. We hope they do, but we like 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:23.360 our contingencies. We like made it really negotiate. Its great 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.800 for them. Yeah, so really in favor of them. So 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:26.760 we'll see what happens. 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:27.800 Fingers crossed. 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:32.560 But oh my god, good good vibes out into the universe. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:33.480 For you guy, guys, thank you. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:37.639 Does it feel real that you could be moving to Colorado? 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:39.800 I feel like it's much easier for Dean to say, 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:43.240 but Kaylen, you know, does it feel real that you 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.760 would be leaving Vegas and then moving to Colorado? 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:47.840 Oh? Yeah, I love it there, Like I get so 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.000 sad when we leave. And as soon as this is accepted, 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.200 I was like, let's move as fast as we can. 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:54.479 And well, we won't be able to like actually move 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:56.439 until January first, but I want to make sure this 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:58.560 is our house. We secure everything we need to because 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.280 I'm just excited to be there. I'm over Vegas. It's 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:02.960 been great for the time being. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:04.400 I just hope that you're not saying this in two 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:05.119 years after loving No. 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:09.159 I love Colorado so much. Colorad We knew that this 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:12.000 was always temporary. We never planned on like living here forever, 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.600 and Colorado is a place that we can live forever. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:16.560 Yeah. 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:19.160 I are you keeping the Vegas house? Is that the goal? 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:21.400 Yeah? We want to rent it out to someone long term. 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:24.600 We got it during COVID, Yeah, and so the mortgage 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:26.760 ray is just so good. It's like it'd be crazy 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:27.760 for us to sell it, you know. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:31.959 Yeah, And with Vegas, they can only build so much 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:34.240 because Red Rock is here, and we're kind of in 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:37.359 a desirable spot that they can't really keep building in. 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:39.840 So it's like, I feel like we'll find a renter. 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:41.240 Yeah. 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.720 But I was having a midlife crisis thinking about the 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:48.760 house yesterday because it's so expensive. We're investing money and 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:50.840 time into living there, and I want to live there 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.080 more than anywhere else. But what I'm basically doing by 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:55.840 living there is I'm saying, all right, you're not going 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.760 to be traveling internationally quite as much anymore. You're not 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:01.320 going to be flying la plag off of your friends anymore. 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.159 You're not going to be doing a lot of the 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:05.640 things that you do now that make you really happy. 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:07.280 And I was just kind of going through it a 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:07.760 little bit. 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:10.000 But you'll be living in Colorado, you'll. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.840 Be able to say, I absolutely love it, don't get 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:14.440 me wrong, But it's just going to be a big shift. 0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:15.880 You're not going to be able to do the things 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:17.960 that you've always said. You're like, I don't want people 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:19.320 to think of me as a golfer. I do so 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.199 much cooler things than that. You're getting rid of the 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:22.800 things that you. 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:25.280 Think are getting rid of the things that I think 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:28.560 aren't cool about you. I think off is cool. Okay, thanks, 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:29.920 thanks for putting words into my mouth. 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:30.840 That's something you said. 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:31.280 Huh. 0:19:32.080 --> 0:19:35.040 Yeah, Well, you talk about things like sacrifices that you'd 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:37.000 have to make in order to get the house that 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:38.920 you want and live in the place that you want 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.840 to live. Not being able to fly as much, travel 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:46.919 as much. I mean that kind of leads into adulthood, 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:49.760 which leads into parenthood. Yeah, so have you guys talked 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:52.280 about oh, yeah, Klein. The first cabin that we went to, 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:54.439 she was like, this place is too small. If our 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.320 kids are being annoying, we can't get away from them. 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:58.480 It's like, I don't know about you, but I really 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:01.080 want to spend time with my children. And I do too. 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.959 I just meant when they're older, sometimes we're gonna want 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:05.520 a little bit of space from them. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:08.479 Sure, I got news for you when you when they're younger, 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.240 you need. I love Dawson so much. Like an example 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:15.840 is this morning he he just like, you know, he's 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:18.800 just fussy as hell right now. And he's so great 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:20.720 that he just has days like he goes out. The 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:23.800 problem is he goes hours. There's just like mornings or 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:28.159 afternoons or evenings where it's just like he's just screaming 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:31.400 or he's starting to throw tantrums, like he'll throw himself 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:34.560 on the floor now. And you're like, I'm not you 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.639 know you, I'm trying to be a parent, and they're like, 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:38.960 I'm not giving you what you want because he just 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:41.520 wants like he won't eat his breakfast. He just wants cheese, 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:43.360 and it's like, well that's not what happens. You have 0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:45.959 to eat breakfast. Too, and so like he'll he'll just 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:48.560 throw himself in the chair and it's like you just 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:51.439 gotta grind through it. So my point being is that 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:54.440 they'll beat time where you need. You'll want time away 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:57.040 from your kids as well. It's actually funny. Ashley told 0:20:57.080 --> 0:20:59.879 me a joke by a stand up comedian who is like, 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:01.600 you know, you always hear people say you want kids, 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:04.720 you want kids. You never hear anybody say you want toddlers, Like, 0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:07.720 oh I want a toddler. Yeah, And it's like, well, yeah, 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:09.480 I guess that makes sense. All you want kids. So 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:13.800 it's just you know, it's it's one. It's so it's crazy. 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:16.239 How so it's so certainly not hit or miss. It's 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:18.760 always hit with dustin right now. But like there are 0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:21.680 times when it's just like the best thing in the 0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:25.240 world when he's smiling and laughing and having a great time, 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:27.919 and like dude, when he gets a book and then 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:30.919 he just comes up and literally sits them, he like 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:33.920 plops all of his weight on me. I was like, bro, 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:38.040 we could do this all like this is wonderful. Just 0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:41.240 be like this all the time, like this is the best. 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:43.800 And then obviously the next moment he'll be like throwing 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:48.600 himself on the floor screaming because he like the waffle house. 0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:51.840 The song isn't playing, and it's like bro chill out. 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:53.760 Also, it's like, look, if you want to eat cheese 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:55.639 for breakfast, you can do that all you want. The 0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:57.679 second e turn eighteen and move out of the house, Like, 0:21:58.119 --> 0:22:00.240 eat as much cheese as you want for breakfast. For 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:03.119 now you're eating your gosh darn vegetables. I know. 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:06.840 The problem is like because he gets cheese, so he knows. 0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:11.359 He's just he's he's learning that like, oh if I cry, 0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:14.560 I get what I want. Yeah, you know, because it's like, okay, 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:17.280 just take the goddamn cheese. But we were trying to 0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:19.720 get out of that habit parenthood. 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:19.880 Man. 0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:22.800 Yeah, well that makes me feel better. Dean made me 0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:25.000 feel bad for saying maybe we'll want a little bit 0:22:25.000 --> 0:22:28.879 of space for our children, a little bit of an escape. 0:22:29.000 --> 0:22:32.240 Everyone has been a very active father, Okay, and that's fine. 0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:34.720 I will take I'll do ninety eight percent of the 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:35.760 parenting if you want to do the. 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:38.399 Two percent, No chids, I'm going to be heavy. And 0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:40.640 what's nice is my mom told us she was gonna 0:22:41.000 --> 0:22:42.960 come down and stay for us for a bit, which 0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:44.160 would be super helpful. 0:22:45.000 --> 0:22:45.359 Yeah. 0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:46.840 Yeah, I mean it would be what do you mean 0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:47.240 for a bit? 0:22:47.440 --> 0:22:50.359 You know, like when you're I'm sure like your parents 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:52.520 helped with the dawson when he was like a young 0:22:52.600 --> 0:22:53.360 young baby. 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:55.879 Like right after we have the first one, she's she's like, 0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:56.840 I'll come down and help. 0:22:57.640 --> 0:22:59.840 Yeah. But my point being is that so you've already 0:22:59.880 --> 0:23:02.919 made like plans. It's not like, oh, I hope my 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:04.399 parents come help, or I want to be in a 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:07.399 place where families around. It's like, no, mom said she 0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:09.760 is coming when that first one is born. 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:12.080 She can't. She can't come out here until two years 0:23:12.080 --> 0:23:14.240 because she wants to move to Denver, be three hours 0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:15.280 four hours from us. 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:16.200 Yeah. 0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:19.199 So oh, it's just why two years? Why can't, like, 0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:20.760 say you get prided in tomorrow. 0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:22.800 I don't know. I think it's something with their job. 0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:24.560 She needs two more years to be able to move 0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:30.359 to Denver. Who knows. But if you got grandparents ever moved, Yeah, 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:32.240 they their dream is to move to Colorado. 0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:35.800 It's their dream. Okay, yeah, so hopefully one day they 0:23:35.840 --> 0:23:37.720 can live that dream. But yeah, we will have family 0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:38.960 close by, which would be nice. 0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:39.679 Yeah. 0:23:39.880 --> 0:23:49.760 Oh, yeah, it's very very important, like if you want sanity. 0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:52.639 Yeah, I know, I think we've talked about this before. 0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:55.280 But both my brothers and you they all have you 0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:57.960 all have babies, and you guys have all had help 0:23:58.000 --> 0:24:00.480 from your in laws or from your own parents, and 0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:02.800 both my brothers have said it is the most magical 0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:06.360 thing of all time, like like it's something I don't 0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.760 even realize how nice it is to have that. But 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:11.960 my older brother love them both to death. Ross is 0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:14.320 the newer dad. He was saying they have like a 0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:17.320 separate Airbnb unit that they sometimes rent out, and they 0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:19.520 just let his mother in law stay there for six 0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:23.040 months while their baby was born and being raised, and 0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:24.600 he was like, it is the It is the biggest 0:24:24.640 --> 0:24:26.719 luxury I think you could ever possibly ask for. So 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.399 I definitely see the appeal of it, you know. And 0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:31.119 he I was even like, do you get annoyed of 0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:33.000 your mother in law like living with you? Because I 0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:35.280 would get annoyed by that, and he goes on it like, no, 0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:39.080 it is the best. It is the best possible. I'm 0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:41.360 just saying, like anyone, like anyone living with me would 0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:42.960 be an I would get annoyed. 0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:47.399 Of definitely, But yeah, two years. Two years sounds scared 0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:47.679 for me. 0:24:48.400 --> 0:24:50.680 Sure, I mean, yeah, let's let's keep everything on a 0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:51.400 strict schedule. 0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:52.439 Though, No, no, no. 0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:55.760 Wants kids faster. 0:24:56.040 --> 0:24:59.480 I do. I'm ready right now like that. I'm ready 0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:02.399 right now. I've I've been ready for freaking years. Dude. 0:25:02.520 --> 0:25:05.960 It's so fucking crazy. How literally three years ago you 0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:08.240 were like, I don't want to bring the kid into 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:10.240 this world. I'm not sure if I ever want to 0:25:10.280 --> 0:25:12.960 have kids, And now he's like, dude, I want a 0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:13.880 baby now. 0:25:14.200 --> 0:25:16.359 Yeah. I just think my baby will save the world. 0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:19.680 I think our baby Hunter and baby Dawson will take 0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:23.760 the reins in the year two thousand and fifty eight. 0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:26.479 They'll probably run for president and vice president. And you know, 0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:28.720 Dawson can be president. That's fine, Hunter can be vice. 0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:31.000 I know, no problems there. But they're going to save 0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:32.960 the world one way or another. I'm sure of it. 0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:35.240 With his Aspen High education. 0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:37.320 He'd probably go to Carbondale, Carbondale. 0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:38.880 Or Basalt or Glenwood, who knows. 0:25:39.640 --> 0:25:43.040 Yeah that's true. But yeah, I mean, and I think, 0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:45.600 you know, you having Dawson, my brother's having their babies. 0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:48.200 I'm ready. Kaitlin doesn't have any nieces or nephews minus 0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:50.800 that the years, the ones that my brothers had. 0:25:50.880 --> 0:25:52.680 Also, when we were buying this house, we were looking 0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:55.160 at school. How close are you to where you went 0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:57.200 to school? High school? In elementary school? 0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:00.439 Like a half hour. Ashley would not allow Dawson. 0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:04.080 It wasn't good. 0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:05.680 It is not sufficient. 0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:07.360 Enough, are you. Yeah, that's a good question. 0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:09.920 It has a four at it. It's like a four Yes, that's. 0:26:09.840 --> 0:26:10.920 What I was going to get out there rating. 0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:14.200 Yes, on Zill so did ours. But it's like it's 0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:16.359 not that bad. I my high school was not a 0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:17.360 three out of ten, you. 0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:20.040 Know, like it wasn't it wasn't intelligent. We all went 0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:21.280 to four out of ten schools. 0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:23.600 Is at least a six out of ten? 0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:24.920 No, yours is not. 0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:27.520 No, but I'm saying, like I know, Zilla rating is 0:26:27.560 --> 0:26:29.000 about three out of ten, but I'm saying, in my 0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:41.840 personal experience, at least a six out of ten. Yeah, 0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:43.080 what are you guys going to do? I know you're 0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:44.879 still years out from planning that. But is he going 0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:47.160 to go to private school? No? 0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:51.639 I mean we the plan is public school. I would 0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:53.840 like for him to go to public school, but of 0:26:53.880 --> 0:26:55.680 course I want him to go to a school, good 0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:59.480 school district. So if we're still living in Rhode Island, 0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:01.520 we know the town that we want to live in, 0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:05.080 so like the time we live in now, South Kingston 0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:08.240 has a good school system, so I'd be fine with 0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:10.199 him going in there. I'm not sure if Ashley is, 0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:12.720 but there is a town, a city in Rhode Island 0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:14.720 that we were like, Okay, this is we love it 0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:17.080 so much, this is where we want to live. So 0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:20.560 our plan tentatively if we stay in Rhode Island would 0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:23.439 be to buy or build a home in this town 0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:29.359 before Dawson is probably you know, six or seven, Like, 0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:32.320 we wouldn't want him switching schools past really like first 0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:34.040 or second grade, because I feel like that's when you 0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:41.760 really start getting friends and establishing yourself. So that is 0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:44.480 kind of generally, But the thing is, you know, I mean, 0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:47.560 we've talked many times about moving and moving down here. 0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.440 I don't know, man, I don't know, man, I don't 0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:53.359 know what we're gonna do. It's kind of still up 0:27:53.400 --> 0:27:55.399 in the air. I don't think Ashley is open to 0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:57.440 the idea anymore of staying in Rhode Island, which means 0:27:57.560 --> 0:27:59.520 I have to open the idea of moving down here, 0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:02.560 which I I am open to, but I just don't 0:28:02.600 --> 0:28:05.600 know anything about this area, Like I have nothing that 0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:07.359 drives me here, you know, like Kaylyn, when you go 0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:09.399 to Colorado you love it so much, or like I 0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:12.000 would love to live here. I like it down here. 0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:14.040 It's not that I don't, but I don't really know 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:18.439 anything besides her parents' area. You know, all I know 0:28:18.600 --> 0:28:19.040 is their house. 0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:22.200 It's like northwestern Virginia, right, like like Richmond. 0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:25.399 It's right outside DC. So we're literally fifteen anytime we 0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:26.440 fly here, we fly to DC. 0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:30.040 Yeah, I was there recently visiting my mom. Or we 0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:31.760 went to Maryland and then I saw my mom after 0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:34.119 and we were in northern Virginia. And it's actually built 0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:36.399 out a lot more than I realized. And it's a 0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:37.920 lot nicer than I remember growing up. 0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:41.920 It's nice, it's really nice. I just again, there's nothing, 0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:46.720 like I don't freaking know anything down here, like except 0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:50.160 for Ashley's family. Like I'm like, all right, that doesn't 0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:52.600 mean I'm not open to it, but it's just like 0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:56.160 I have no answers. Like I know so much of 0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:59.440 RhE Island. I love, you know, the demographic there, the 0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:03.240 geage there's so much history and family and there's so 0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:06.600 much there. It feels like home too, feels like home, 0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:09.680 and like I I know Rhode Island, you know, like 0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:13.840 I don't know anything around here, so even everything is 0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:17.280 discovery for me. So I'm just like, yeah, I just 0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:19.560 I don't know if I'd ever feel like I belong 0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:22.360 I don't know. But at the same time, like once 0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:24.320 Dawson gets older, if we have another kid and we 0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:26.520 kind of like grow our own family, I'll probably feel 0:29:26.560 --> 0:29:28.680 more belonging there. I don't know. 0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:30.440 Yeah, that's fair, we'll see. 0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:33.120 Growing up in Virginia, I hated Fredericksburg, but growing up 0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:35.560 near DC was pretty cool, like to be a kid 0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:37.200 and be able to like go and see all these 0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:39.600 things that like now people on the other side of 0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:41.960 the country never really got to see. Your experience is 0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:44.720 a cool thing. It's not that cool, but like I 0:29:44.720 --> 0:29:45.360 think it's cool. 0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:47.880 It's like cool once I feel like, well. 0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:49.400 Growing up there, I mean you go so many times. 0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:51.000 It's DC's bigger than you think. 0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:53.880 There's a lot to see, I guess. 0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:55.960 But maybe not big enough of a draw to move there. 0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:58.520 I'm not trying to like crap on your I'm trying 0:29:58.520 --> 0:30:01.560 to make him more entice to appreciate it. 0:30:01.560 --> 0:30:03.680 It's like, I just feel like, what that's an anchorag. 0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:05.520 I just the reason I'm saying this is because I 0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:07.840 don't have any other exposure to it. So yeah, I 0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:09.560 don't know, but like, I feel like with that stuff, 0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.040 it's like once you go, once you've seen it, and 0:30:11.040 --> 0:30:11.880 you're done with it. You know. 0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:12.680 I disagree? 0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:14.840 Yeah exactly, and you should absolutely because I have no 0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:16.000 idea what the heck I'm talking about. 0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:16.520 You don't. 0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:19.240 There is a lot to see and it is cool, 0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:21.200 like anytime you get to go see the monuments in 0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:25.920 the Lincoln Memorial or the reflecting Pool or the reflect 0:30:26.000 --> 0:30:28.360 the reflectoring pool reflection. 0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:32.040 It's called the mall. The mall is like, uh, the 0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:35.880 long cool with the grass, right, yeah, that forest ran 0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:37.960 in Wait what what did you say, the. 0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:40.640 One that forest ran into when you're running after Jenny. 0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:43.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called the mall. I'm pretty sure I. 0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:45.160 Don't think it's called the mall. You're probably right based 0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:45.960 off of no information. 0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:48.320 Sure, google it. 0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:50.960 The East just confirmed. 0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:52.320 I knew it. I knew. I didn't make that up. 0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:55.400 But yeah, so schools when we were looking to buy 0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:58.520 a place, and looking at different towns near Aspen, I 0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.400 was like, I'm not taking our kids to one out 0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:04.480 of ten school. But you know, we talked to a 0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:05.920 lot of realtors and a lot of people who live 0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:07.840 down there and their kids, and it's you know, Dean 0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:09.520 grew up there and he knows what the schools are 0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:12.080 like and which ones are better than others. 0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.240 Yeah, but that means the centerm to private. 0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.800 No, Well, can't you just drive your kid to another school? 0:31:18.080 --> 0:31:19.920 I think you have to. I think you have to 0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:21.240 be living in the county in order to. 0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:23.880 Be able to live in the district. That's that's that's 0:31:23.920 --> 0:31:26.080 why it's so important to pick where you live, because 0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:28.080 if you live in a district, your kid has to 0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:29.600 go there. Because think about it, if you could just 0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:34.760 drive to any other school system, everybody would do it, right. 0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:37.480 But when I was growing up, I hated my high 0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:39.520 school and we talked about me going to a different one. 0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:42.040 You just have to like apply or something. 0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:44.080 Or that's not I think there's probably like remember when 0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:46.400 we lived in that house in LA and she was like, 0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:48.560 you're going to get some mailors from my kids school 0:31:48.560 --> 0:31:50.560 every once in a while because they use that address 0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:52.440 as their as their address, so the kid could go 0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:54.760 to school there instead of like wherever else they lived. 0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:56.600 I betially there's probably work arounds with that, like you 0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:58.160 could get like a peel box and Aspen and then 0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:00.640 you could be an Aspen resident technically or something like that. 0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:03.520 But I don't know. 0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:05.760 I'm happy with our house and our school. 0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:07.880 I'm trying to think back. I kind of do remember 0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:11.800 kids living up down Valley that went to school up valley, 0:32:11.920 --> 0:32:14.320 like further than you would think, and there must be 0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:16.760 some workarounds. But yeah, I don't know, like cheated the system. 0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:17.880 They cheat the system. 0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.680 Maybe they did cheat the system. We're talking it because 0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:23.080 one of the really like the real estate assistant, the 0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:26.280 realer's assistant, grew up in Aspen. He was like seven 0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:27.600 years younger than me, so we didn't know each other, 0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:29.880 but he went to Aspen High School. And he was saying, 0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:31.960 how crazy it was going to school because went to 0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:34.360 Basalt High School. He went to Aspen High School. I'll 0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:36.840 let you take a guess which one is better. He 0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:38.960 was saying, like he would be out partying and he 0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:41.040 would go to this his friend's house in a twenty 0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:43.080 million dollar mansion and then his friend would be like, Hey, 0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:45.320 we're taking the private jet to Costa Rica next weekend. 0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.080 Do you want to come? And it's just like you're 0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:49.960 not going to get an experience like that anywhere else. 0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:51.320 Not saying that's good or bad, but. 0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:53.400 Like, yeah, I don't really love our kids going to 0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:54.720 Aspen High for that reason. 0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.000 Yeah, but there are people that go to Aspen High 0:32:57.000 --> 0:32:59.800 and that still have a very like grounding experience and stuff. 0:32:59.800 --> 0:33:00.160 You know. 0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:02.400 It's like, I mean, I know that you guys do 0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:06.480 probably well for yourself, but we wouldn't find that yet. 0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:08.960 And a twenty million dollar house, I feel like little 0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:11.000 Hunter might be bullied for being the poorest kid. 0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.680 And oh, we were at this house that we really 0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:16.760 want to buy. I was like, we were doing the 0:33:16.760 --> 0:33:18.840 tour and I saw like some podcasting equipment, like a 0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:21.000 gimbal and some camera stuff in the office. And I 0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:22.960 went to the realtor and I was like, what does 0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:26.160 the family do? And she was like, oh, the the 0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:28.880 husband is a brain or a heart surgeon and the 0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:32.040 wife is an architect. And he was just doing a 0:33:32.080 --> 0:33:34.040 lot of interviews during COVID, so he got like a 0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:36.960 full on legit podcasting setup and I was like, oh, nice, 0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:38.440 So it's gonna the house is going to go from 0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:41.640 being owned by a heart surgeon to social media influencers. 0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:44.040 And she did stared up straight in the face, didn't 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:44.440 laugh to. 0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:47.520 Crack a smile. I was like, dang, I just talked 0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:53.000 us out of getting this house. Yeahh gosh. But yeah, no, 0:33:53.160 --> 0:33:55.280 he would definitely be the poorest kid and aspin. But 0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:57.000 I was the poorest kid in Basalt, So you know, 0:33:57.040 --> 0:33:58.040 there's some merit. 0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:00.320 To that humbling. It builds care. 0:34:01.040 --> 0:34:02.600 It put a lot of it. Put at least three 0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:05.320 hairs on my chest, so that's always a good thing. 0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:08.560 But yeah, that's obviously that's a long time down the road. 0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:10.480 So we'll see. There are some private schools up there 0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:12.719 that I have some friends that went to. I know 0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:15.359 nothing about them, and we would consider private school maybe, 0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:15.640 I guess. 0:34:15.680 --> 0:34:16.759 I think we have the money for that. 0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:18.240 I don't know how much it costs. 0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:22.279 I would assume if it's an aspen a lot. Yeah, 0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:25.080 but I can't wait. Hopefully we were moving by January first, 0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:25.959 that's the goal. 0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:28.360 It's so we're really putting the cart in front of 0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:29.080 the horse with all this. 0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:31.359 But like, I know, but I know this doesn't come 0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:32.120 out till Sunday. 0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:35.480 We're twelve hours into our first offer. That's so good. 0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.040 We don't get the house, we'll just delete the entire 0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:40.680 podcast as you don't want to listen back and just cry. 0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:42.440 And I was like I was in the offer too. 0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:44.319 I was like, can they leave the furniture because I 0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:47.279 like some of it and it's just if we're I mean, 0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:50.880 it's going to be all by the fire. Yeah, they might. 0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:54.480 They wanted to work it into the price that they're listing. 0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:57.239 Agent said, and I'm like, I can't imagine how much 0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.239 more it would be. It's like all restoration, hardware, all 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:00.480 really really nic stuff. 0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:03.960 Yeah, I just want the patio furniture. It was really nice. Yeah. 0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:05.520 But yeah, we'll see. 0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:06.839 That's the update for us. 0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:08.279 Very exciting. I mean, I can't believe you guys are 0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:09.000 gonna find out soon. 0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:13.200 Yeah, hopefully today. They're on vacation, so I don't know. 0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:14.680 It might be a little toyed. 0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:17.920 Yeah, it's Thanksgiving week, true, it is the day before Thanksgiving. 0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:21.920 Yeah. You were talking about flight, like how difficult it 0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:23.759 was to get out, but we had no issues at 0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:26.359 color in Denver. I thought I'd be super packed. 0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:27.600 It was kind of crazy. 0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:31.719 Yesterday. Yeah, I don't know, got lucky. 0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:36.200 Yeah, traveling, just whatever. But yeah, so Thanksgiving we're here, 0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:39.560 and then obviously Christmas rate around the corner. I started 0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:40.960 putting up Christmas decorations. 0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:41.239 Here you go. 0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:47.440 Ashley promised me that the outside is all of my decision, 0:35:47.760 --> 0:35:49.920 because pretty much what came down to was the mantle. 0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:54.520 I wanted my corny Mickey Mouse Charlie Brown, very colorful 0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:59.280 light mantle, and then she wanted a very very nice, 0:35:59.400 --> 0:36:03.240 aesthetically pleasing Christmas town mantle. 0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:04.760 Sounds all too familiar. 0:36:05.000 --> 0:36:07.200 And then I was like, listen, I love Christmas so much, 0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.200 just let me let me have this, and she looked 0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:14.920 me dead in the eye and she said no. So 0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:18.000 then she goes, listen, you can have the outside. You 0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.920 do whatever you want. Outside. I won't say anything, but 0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:22.040 you let me have the inside. 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:23.080 You need like get that in writing. 0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:26.640 I think, well, Also, it was frustrating because I'm like, well, 0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:29.240 I want some say on the inside. But I guess, okay, 0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:31.480 that's fine. So like I talked about last week, where 0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:34.160 I'm going to go over the top, So the problem becomes, 0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:36.160 I didn't I put lights on the top of the roof. 0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:40.200 I put Sanna with the reindeer flying up in the 0:36:40.200 --> 0:36:42.759 front lawn before I left. I haven't put the twenty 0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:45.439 five or no, not twenty five, about fifteen foot blow 0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:47.960 up Grinch up yet because the problem is we're here 0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:50.120 for Thanksgiving. We get back either Saturday Sunday, and then 0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:53.279 we leave Wednesday for la and then we get back 0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:55.879 either Saturday Sunday next week. I can't remember. So by 0:36:55.960 --> 0:36:58.120 that time it's already going to be like December third, 0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:01.080 and I got to get these lights going. So my dad, 0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:06.400 who has tons of plastic Christmas decorations, the cheesiest things 0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:08.919 you'll ever see in your entire life, love it all. 0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:11.120 So he's going to help organize, because he has so 0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:13.520 much in his garage, get that all together so it 0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:15.640 could be delivered to my house to day. I'm back 0:37:15.920 --> 0:37:19.120 and really just start popping up this, you know, nineteen 0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:23.000 ninety three holiday special outside of our house, and it's 0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:25.840 going to be wonderful and fantastic, and I hope Ashley cries. 0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:30.359 Do you like to think that, like when you think 0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:32.399 of what you're going to do outside, do you draw 0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:34.200 inspiration from like Chevy Chase movies? 0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:40.239 That's all I think is my goal is to be 0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:45.759 Clark Griswold. Oh yeah, Christmas vacation. I draw a lot 0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:49.400 of inspiration from a Christmas story. I would love to 0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:53.160 have a leg lamp that shines illuminates through the front window. 0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:55.440 That will never happen unless I have it on the outside, 0:37:56.040 --> 0:38:00.560 because anything right, Which is a great idea now that 0:38:00.640 --> 0:38:02.200 I just think about it. So I gotta get a 0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.040 fake leg lamp so I can have it outside so 0:38:05.080 --> 0:38:07.520 it will survive the winter. And then she can't say 0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:13.000 about it home alone obviously, what other class? 0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:13.560 I mean? 0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:16.759 You know how the Grinch stole Christmas. I'm a big 0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:19.000 fan of the Jim Carrey version in two thousand. I 0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:22.359 also love the cartoon as well, but those are like 0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:26.439 the main stay ones. I think, I don't know why 0:38:26.480 --> 0:38:28.239 I love it so much. Who played, don't know why? 0:38:28.360 --> 0:38:30.280 And there's a movie called like Santa Claus or something, 0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:33.960 and then Tim Allen, Yes, that's exactly what I was 0:38:33.960 --> 0:38:35.920 thinking of. That's a class of course. 0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:40.000 Where Santa Claus falls off the roof dies and then 0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:42.800 Tim Allan puts the suit on and he becomes Santa Claus. 0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:47.600 So funny, all of them, I think, Yeah. 0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:50.360 Well, there's Santa Claus, the Santa Claus two, the Santa 0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:54.040 Claus three, and then they just did a Disney Plus series. 0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:57.000 Last year was the first season called The Santa Claus 0:38:58.000 --> 0:39:01.360 clause Is, which has Tim back as. 0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:03.200 What's your take on these This is the first year 0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:05.279 I've ever seen it, and maybe it's been around, but 0:39:05.280 --> 0:39:06.920 maybe this is the first year I've just been seeing it. 0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:12.120 They're making movies like Thanksgiving and Christmas theme horror movies. Yeah, 0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:13.680 is that a thing that I think it's has that 0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:14.560 been going on for a while. 0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:18.719 It's like, you know, they had Black Christmas, which came 0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:21.440 out in the seventies, and then they did a remake 0:39:21.560 --> 0:39:27.359 like fifteen years ago, and then they've always had like 0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:33.320 kind of either holiday action movies or holiday horror movies 0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:35.960 that are cheesy. The only issue I have is that 0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:38.680 a lot of they're taking it's not even just holiday anymore, 0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:41.360 but they're taking characters that we love as kids and 0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:44.040 turning them into horror figures like did you hear like 0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:48.359 it was called Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey you 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:48.719 see that? 0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:50.480 I think I remember seeing something about that. 0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:54.600 Yeah, So they're making a sequel which is ridiculous, and 0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:57.719 it's the story about it's just a horror take on 0:39:57.719 --> 0:40:01.000 on it. We're winning the Pooh and Glit and Tigre 0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:06.000 are psychos. And then they did a movie called Your Uh, 0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:09.400 You're a mean One. I don't know if you saw that, 0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:13.080 but it was a hard movie with the Grinch where 0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:16.640 the Grinch is just this murderer. So and then now 0:40:16.640 --> 0:40:19.799 they're doing it with Thanksgiving, which I'm fine whatever. 0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:21.360 And then just called Thanksgiving. 0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:24.799 Yeah, we might actually go see it tonight. Actually I 0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:27.880 do want to see it. But yeah, it's just like, 0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:29.200 don't take my childhood. 0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:34.440 Oh. Rick Kaffin's Lewis lit from Suits. 0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:35.680 I love Lewis. 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:40.319 That's pretty funny. And Pat Dempsey, yeah, sex a span 0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.600 of lines in it. And Addison Ray I did not 0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:45.400 know she was acting. Yeah, she is acting interesting. I know. 0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:48.000 She probably dies in the movie, which is why people 0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:48.520 were excited. 0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:51.359 The pretty girl usually dies really fast, right, that's kind 0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:53.520 of a trip. If the three of us were trapped 0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:55.719 in in a haunted house, who would be the first 0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:56.040 to die? 0:40:56.040 --> 0:40:59.200 Do you think the three of us? Yeah, hey, hey, 0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.400 I'm faster than all of you. 0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:04.319 I think the crowd expects Kaitlyn to die first, and 0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:06.520 so she would probably be the only one to survive. 0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:09.799 Maybe, yeah, you could be the final girl. 0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:13.399 Sure, I think I would die first. Yeah, I would 0:41:13.440 --> 0:41:15.360 be like it almost did that. You guys hide in 0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:17.000 the room. I got this and I go out and 0:41:17.000 --> 0:41:20.280 immediately get like my throat slit or something like that. Yeah, 0:41:20.280 --> 0:41:24.080 but I go down as a brave hero. Thank you, 0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:24.680 You're welcome. 0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:32.719 So when Scream five came out in twenty twenty two, 0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:37.520 I think it was, yeah, twenty twenty two, I was 0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:41.520 talking to Paramount and they were renting out the Scream 0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:46.960 House for airbnbs, and there was an idea thrown around 0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:49.239 early on we could never get it going though, where 0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:53.120 we would invite Bachelor alone. It would be like us 0:41:53.160 --> 0:41:58.440 three Ashley, Nick, Ben Wells and we would have a 0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:02.640 murder mystery that would be recorded, and so one of 0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:04.880 us would be one of the bachelor Lungs would be 0:42:04.960 --> 0:42:07.040 the killer, and throughout the night we'd have to figure 0:42:07.040 --> 0:42:10.120 out who the killer was as as we were all 0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:12.960 dying as the night goes on, and this would all 0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:13.880 be recorded. 0:42:13.520 --> 0:42:16.640 And we got invited to something they're gonna talk about 0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:17.399 the game called the Town. 0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:19.719 But I don't know that, but we got invited to something. 0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.600 They filmed it. It was like a Dancing with the stars. 0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:26.719 Bro was the head of it all, and I think 0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:28.719 it was a murder mystery. I don't know. I don't 0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.800 think it's come out yet. 0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:32.280 Well, it would have been fun to to make it happen. 0:42:32.680 --> 0:42:34.960 Yeah, I know, Well, Scream seven. You never know. 0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:36.320 Calen wants to say. 0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:38.560 Something, do I I was gonna say, that's going to 0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:39.440 do it for this week's episode. 0:42:39.640 --> 0:42:39.840 I know. 0:42:40.120 --> 0:42:43.000 Thank you so much for listening. Tune in next week 0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:44.080 or maybe we suck. 0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:46.560 What an abrupt rap. You gotta at least give like 0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:48.640 seven more thank yous. You got to tell us how 0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:49.560 much you love us. 0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:52.040 You guys. I'm very thankful for the both of you. 0:42:52.560 --> 0:42:53.719 I hope you have a wonderful thing. 0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:55.320 Let's do that. Let's do a quick circle of what 0:42:55.360 --> 0:42:56.000 we're thankful for. 0:42:56.280 --> 0:43:01.040 Oh, I'm thankful for we just got a call from 0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:02.560 a real letter. We have a counter after. So I'm 0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:07.400 pretty pretty thankful for our potential house, very excitedly. So 0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:08.719 that's why I was kind of trying to wrap us 0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:11.839 up quick. Anyways, That's what I'm thankful for, our potential house. 0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:14.759 Where we're going to raise our beautiful children. Yeah, it's 0:43:14.800 --> 0:43:15.640 my beautiful husband. 0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:18.600 Thank you for including me. Wow, it's nice to be included. 0:43:18.680 --> 0:43:21.280 And Joliver job Liver. 0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:24.400 Kaylen's mom was over last week and her grandma was 0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:27.000 over too, and Kaylen's mom answers the phone and she goes, yeah, 0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:29.759 I'm just here with Kaylen and and and grandma. And 0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:31.600 I was sitting I was sitting right behind her. I 0:43:31.600 --> 0:43:33.960 was like, Oh, I guess I just don't even exist. 0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:40.319 I'm not even here anyways. I'm thankful for. 0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:45.719 J Leah a good pivot. That's my mom. 0:43:45.960 --> 0:43:47.239 That's her mother's name. 0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:48.319 He forgets about ten. 0:43:48.840 --> 0:43:52.799 Yeah, it's okay. I'm thankful. I'm thankful that we even 0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:58.440 have the luxury of choosing a place to live. You know, 0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:00.359 not a lot of people have the ability to do that, 0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:03.200 and so I'm just thankful that we have that option 0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:04.840 to be like, I want to live in Colorado, and 0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:07.480 then we moved to Colorado, so that's really nice. Yeah, 0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:09.080 and I don't think that needs to go understated. 0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:13.360 I'm grateful for Tom Brady, as I always am. I 0:44:13.360 --> 0:44:15.480 wish he was still playing, but I'm grateful he's still 0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:22.160 a part of my life. I'm grateful for the Dawson, 0:44:22.239 --> 0:44:24.760 for my family, for the same things that Dean was saying. 0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:26.759 Thank you all so much for listening. We're also very 0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:28.200 thankful for you for listening. 0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:31.480 Each week, no one mentioned the listeners. I'm so thankful 0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:32.320 for the listeners. 0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:35.279 You have kept this podcast around for how many years 0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:36.759 has a benen It's. 0:44:36.680 --> 0:44:40.480 Probably been like seven seven. I love you, I love 0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:43.000 you crazy. I'm thankful for you. Hey, you and the 0:44:43.040 --> 0:44:47.200 red Mazda, so thankful for you. You and the white Kia. 0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:49.760 Oh you're the best. You about to do that squad 0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:53.719 over there. So thankful for you for listening to this podcast. 0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:57.360 And you wearing the air pods. Yeah you, I'm talking 0:44:57.400 --> 0:44:58.759 to you. Thank you. 0:44:58.840 --> 0:45:00.279 The treadmill right now, Yeah to do. 0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:01.360 Thank you. 0:45:02.320 --> 0:45:05.480 That was great. 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