Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2: With Dean Angler, Heleny and Jared Haven An iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new,
Speaker 3: thankful edition of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. It
Speaker 3: is Thanksgiving weekend for us. It's the day before Thanksgiving Wednesday,
Speaker 3: November twenty second, so we haven't celebrated Thanksgiving yet. By
Speaker 3: the time you're listening to this, we're going to be
Speaker 3: stuffed full of turkey and gravy. I guess we're not
Speaker 3: eating turkey this Thanksgiving or having salmon. But that's none, none, no,
Speaker 3: neither nor near.
Speaker 1: Who the hell is cooking salmon?
Speaker 3: Hey man, don't you knocked on knock it? Don't knock
Speaker 3: our salmon?
Speaker 1: Salmon for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they love their So they lived in Alaska for
Speaker 3: a while because they're badass and they like fell in love.
Speaker 3: They probably already liked salmon, but they fell in love
Speaker 3: with this certain salmon's supply here, and so they always get.
Speaker 2: Fresh special Alaskan salmon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, special Alaskan salmon. They get fresh shipments of salmon
Speaker 3: because their friends own it and they just like hyper
Speaker 3: freeze it and then it just sits in their freezer
Speaker 3: for like a year, and they have so much salmon,
Speaker 3: and so they're like, we have a lot of salmon.
Speaker 3: We're going to make it for Thanksgiving this year.
Speaker 1: I respect it more now that it's Alaskan special salmon.
Speaker 3: So it's not like it's not just basic American regular salmon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, you're going international, which is fun.
Speaker 3: Really international. We're going across the ocean to the great
Speaker 3: country of Alaska.
Speaker 1: It's traveling by water, not international, but plus enough, I
Speaker 1: think you just you know what, I think you should
Speaker 1: serve the salmon. But then tomorrow, Dean, I think you
Speaker 1: should get up bright and early, find a turkey. Kill it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like find a live turkey and then just cook that.
Speaker 1: You guys are going to Kalin's grandparents, right, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they done the street.
Speaker 3: They lived on street from us here in Las Vegas,
Speaker 3: and so it's just it's literally like a two minute
Speaker 3: walk down the street for us. But it's funny. We
Speaker 3: were just we were just in Colorado and we were
Speaker 3: driving around and giant turkey's just walking around. So I
Speaker 3: could kill a turkey in Colorado, but not here in
Speaker 3: Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: Don't know if you'd be able to step You.
Speaker 3: Definitely would get in trouble for that.
Speaker 2: Well, I just mean like you personally, I don't know
Speaker 2: if you'd be able to kill it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I would.
Speaker 2: My stepdad has killed like two hundred He's been up
Speaker 2: in Pennsylvania processing turkeys, which means just killing them and
Speaker 2: preparing them for for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: Those poor turkeys, man, they never signed up for this.
Speaker 3: They never they never wanted Thanksgiving to happen kilfish instead.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It is so sad, But I've realized I think I
Speaker 1: need to kill a turkey or a chicken because you
Speaker 1: eat so much of them, Because I eat so much
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, and it makes me so sad, but
Speaker 1: that won't stop me from eating it. So I think
Speaker 1: I need to. Yeah, I need to buck up here
Speaker 1: at some point in my life and actually hunt, kill,
Speaker 1: and eat.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: I think a bird wouldn't be like I mean, I
Speaker 2: would never, but I don't think a bird would be
Speaker 2: so bad a pig or cow.
Speaker 3: Why aren't we just talking to Ben and Jess about this?
Speaker 3: Because it's because Ben is kind of the same as us,
Speaker 3: Like he doesn't want to kill anything, but he feels
Speaker 3: like he like what Jerry just said, like he needs to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I feel the same way too, Like I eat meat,
Speaker 3: you know, turkey, chicken, beef, but I've never actually killed
Speaker 3: an animal, and it just feels a little hypocritical of me.
Speaker 3: Bacon is the most over hyped food in America. Everyone
Speaker 3: wants it on everything, Everyone gets it for breakfast every
Speaker 3: single time they go, and every time I try it,
Speaker 3: I'm like, eh, it's just not that good.
Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, as someone who doesn't eat red meat, I
Speaker 2: love bacon.
Speaker 1: Ironically, I think that the most overrated food might be turkey.
Speaker 1: Oh I love turkey, but I also love turkey because
Speaker 1: I love having it on the same fork with stuffing
Speaker 1: gravy turkey alone. Yeah, I don't know if it's that special.
Speaker 3: What about like Deli sliced turkey though, because I'll definitely
Speaker 3: throw some nice sliced turkey onto a sandwich.
Speaker 1: I think it's overrated because I would you rather have
Speaker 1: sliced turkey or sliced procto turkey? Oh? Bro, what have
Speaker 1: you ever had an Italian sub before?
Speaker 3: Turkey's a top three deli meat For me. It goes salami, pepperoni, turkey,
Speaker 3: and I'm I'm pretty I stand by that. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what pursudo is, to be honest. Sounds like cheese.
Speaker 3: It's is right, pig? Yeah, yeah, sliced pig. Yeah, what's ham? Ham?
Speaker 2: Is pig?
Speaker 3: Ham's pick?
Speaker 1: I think it's just a different part of the pig.
Speaker 2: So is pick considered red meat? Probably because I went
Speaker 2: to Spain and I said no red meat and they
Speaker 2: were like, this is pork. It's not red meat.
Speaker 3: I would say definitely, it's definitely red meat. Yeah, yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: it's the other white meat. According to Easton Jared, I
Speaker 3: just asked Kaylen this last night, do you know what
Speaker 3: the chicken of the sea is?
Speaker 1: Salmon?
Speaker 3: It's exactly what she said. That's so funny. It's tuna.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense, don't you guys?
Speaker 3: Remember that there was that Jessica Simpson Nick Lachey reality
Speaker 3: TV long time ago, and Nick, well, yeah, I was
Speaker 3: just asking out of context and see if you could
Speaker 3: know what it was, and he goes or no. Jessica's like, so,
Speaker 3: so are there like chickens in the seas? What this
Speaker 3: really is? And Nick's just like head in his hand,
Speaker 3: like I can't believe you say in this right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't think. Well, I'm grateful that your
Speaker 3: grandparents are making salmon for Thanksgiving this year because I've
Speaker 3: been tracking food that I eat because every time I
Speaker 3: eat red meat or like greasy fried or salty food,
Speaker 3: my leg throbs an intense pain. I'm still on this
Speaker 3: leg saga, by the way, and so I'm tracking all
Speaker 3: the food that I eat before I feel the pain.
Speaker 3: And every time I've eat like I had a Reuben
Speaker 3: sandwich two nights ago, insane pain. An hour later. I
Speaker 3: had McDonald's hamburgers three days ago, insane pain two hours later.
Speaker 2: Run a great diet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, Now I'm tracking these things and now
Speaker 3: I know not to eat these things because they make me.
Speaker 3: They make me want to die, They make me ready
Speaker 3: to end it all because my leg is in so
Speaker 3: much pain. And so I'm grateful.
Speaker 1: How does what you affect the pain in your leg?
Speaker 3: Because I think red meat is high in sodium and
Speaker 3: sodium and causes inflammation, and inflammation I think is the
Speaker 3: cause of most of my pain because it's a circulation issue.
Speaker 2: We think he's getting an amrih on Monday.
Speaker 3: This this is my personal diagnosis of myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were in Colorado these past few days looking
Speaker 2: at houses, and we ran into this guy that Dean
Speaker 2: knows from high school. He used to give him sandwiches.
Speaker 2: Saved my life, saved his life, and he was like
Speaker 2: talking about his hip and how his hip. His doctor
Speaker 2: was like, you'll know when it's time for the hip replacement. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and described exactly what Dean's going through.
Speaker 3: He just got a hit replacement like six weeks ago,
Speaker 3: and he was like two years ago. I was talked
Speaker 3: to my doctor and I was ready for a hip
Speaker 3: replacement and the doctor was like, you when you know,
Speaker 3: you'll know, And He's like, what does that mean? And
Speaker 3: the doctor's like, just trust me. When you know, you'll know,
Speaker 3: and he's like one day I woke up and my
Speaker 3: leg was throbbing, an intense pain, and I knew. And
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, that's basically exactly what I like
Speaker 3: beeriands every day for four hours a day.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you might be able to put it off.
Speaker 1: I think inevitably you're going to need a hip replacement.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was actually talking about it with Jay Ashley's dad
Speaker 1: yesterday because he asked about you. He said, how's deems Lay?
Speaker 1: I said, he's still in pain, but the doctor said
Speaker 1: he might be being a little baby about it, and
Speaker 1: then I told him the Burpie story and he was like,
Speaker 1: I just feel like he's going to get arthritis in
Speaker 1: there and need a hip replacement, but probably not for
Speaker 1: another like twenty to thirty years.
Speaker 3: I'm dad, I'm ready for a hip replacement now, honestly, Like,
Speaker 3: maybe wait till after ski season so that way I can,
Speaker 3: you know, recover and get ready for summer and next
Speaker 3: ski season and stuff. But like, hip replacements have come
Speaker 3: a long way. You walk out of the surgery like
Speaker 3: he my, my, it's my friend's dad that we saw
Speaker 3: that got the hip replacement. He's a realtor in Colorado.
Speaker 3: He was saying. He went into the surgery or he
Speaker 3: went to the doctor's room or whatever, the surgery room
Speaker 3: at noon, and he was home by five, like walking
Speaker 3: around at five, like walking up to his house at
Speaker 3: five pm that same day. So, like, hip surgeries have
Speaker 3: come a long way. They're really impressive. They're only going
Speaker 3: to get better. It only lasts like fifteen to twenty
Speaker 3: years apparently, so I'd have to get one when I'm fifty.
Speaker 3: But it's just it's a good option. Yeah, But he
Speaker 3: was talking about like the science or like the logistics
Speaker 3: behind getting a hip replacement. It sounds so gross, Like
Speaker 3: they put you on it, snap your leg back out
Speaker 3: of the socket, they take your memoral neck, and they
Speaker 3: just take a saws all blade and cut it off
Speaker 3: and then they put a new one on with like
Speaker 3: a rod through it. It's intense. It's so intense.
Speaker 1: So can you imagine being the doctor to have to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: I always imagine that, like you're just you're just mangling
Speaker 3: a human body just so you can like save him.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's incredible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So shout out to Ashley's dad for I don't
Speaker 3: think he probably does that, but he definitely does make
Speaker 3: some crazy stuff legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he'll be the one to put you under
Speaker 1: or give you a little, you know, good stuff to
Speaker 1: make it feel okay.
Speaker 3: He's everyone's favorite doctor in the hospital. It sounds like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's the guy that makes the pain go right. Well, so, Jared,
Speaker 3: So we're doing that with her grandparents tomorrow here in
Speaker 3: Las Vegas. What about you? What's your plan?
Speaker 1: So, as you can see if you're watching this on
Speaker 1: social I'm in doctor Iikenetti's office and we flew down
Speaker 1: here yesterday. Traveling is just it wasn't terrible, but I
Speaker 1: never want to travel the week of Thanksgiving again. It's
Speaker 1: just airportslade. Airports are always crazy. Dawson was being fussy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we are here though, so we're gonna have dinner here,
Speaker 1: which is very nice, probably not leave the house, which
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about. I'd love Thanksgiving because it gives
Speaker 1: it's a nice day where it's weird that you dress
Speaker 1: up to not leave the house. I enjoy that. I
Speaker 1: think it's different. I love the food, I love football,
Speaker 1: I love the Macy's Day parade in the morning. Everything's
Speaker 1: so nostalgic for me. And I love the day after
Speaker 1: because even though in my mind it's Christmas season, I mean,
Speaker 1: Black Friday is just.
Speaker 3: What are we shopping for on Black Friday this season?
Speaker 1: Not even shopping, bro, I am just allowed to watch
Speaker 1: any Christmas movie I want. I'm allowed to listen to
Speaker 1: and Christmas song I want, and nobody can judge me
Speaker 1: because everyone judges me before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: So for you, Black Friday is the day you can
Speaker 3: start celebrating Christmas.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and I can start planning what tree lighting
Speaker 1: I want to go to what mall probably plural what malls.
Speaker 1: I want to take Dawson to meet Sanna so he
Speaker 1: can cry and be terrified. But it would make for
Speaker 1: great pictures, which at the end of the day is
Speaker 1: really all we're doing with the twenty month old. Ah,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, So I'm excited for that. I love the food.
Speaker 1: I just love the whole hominess of it. So that's
Speaker 1: really fun. That's what I'm excited about. But it's pretty small.
Speaker 1: It's just going to be her parents, Me Ashley, her sister,
Speaker 1: and her sisters Beyonce, And of.
Speaker 3: Course is Lauren a mother yet or is she still
Speaker 3: just pregnant?
Speaker 1: No, I mean she's not pregnant at all. But maybe
Speaker 1: you're putting something in the universe right now.
Speaker 3: I could have sworn you were talking about her being
Speaker 3: pregnant a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: No. I mean, it would probably be her worst nightmare
Speaker 1: right now because with Dawson, you know, she spends a
Speaker 1: little time with Dawson. She's just like, I am exhausted, Like, yep,
Speaker 1: that's it, we want another one. So there we go.
Speaker 1: Who's the idiot?
Speaker 3: So, really, you're not going to buy anything on Black Friday.
Speaker 1: Huh No, I'll buy something, probably for Audrey's though.
Speaker 3: But you don't need like a new big screen TV
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: No, we should, though, shouldn't We Just let's just spend money,
Speaker 1: you know what. We're all gonna die.
Speaker 3: We're Americans. That's what we do.
Speaker 1: That's what we do. Let's spend some money. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, I might buy a TV on Black Friday.
Speaker 1: So that's exciting. That's cool that you guys are spending
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with Kaelan's grandparents. So is it just the four
Speaker 1: of you?
Speaker 2: I think so just the four of us. Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are you gonna buy for Black Friday?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I need to get some gifts. I mean we got
Speaker 2: my grandparents' gifts already, Dean did. He was on top
Speaker 2: of it. Need to get my mom something? Oh, I
Speaker 2: don't know what the heck I'm getting you, or if
Speaker 2: we're even doing gifts this year.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I know, I haven't really put much thought
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I'm just going to see what
Speaker 2: goes on sale and see what speaks to me. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: what about you? Well, the camera, the camera's the big thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We leave for Tanzania, right, after La. So we
Speaker 3: go to La next weekend and we just stay in
Speaker 3: La and then leave for Tanzania straight from there. So
Speaker 3: we have to have everything packed for Tanzania and La
Speaker 3: for that weekend. So that'll be a bit of a
Speaker 3: challenge for Kaitlin.
Speaker 2: Nope, I already haven't figured out. I'm going to check
Speaker 2: a bag in to LA and I'm going to drop
Speaker 2: it off at Toris. My LA bag is going to
Speaker 2: stay with Toy and my Tanzania bag is going to
Speaker 2: come to Tanzania.
Speaker 3: Oh that makes so much sense.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Definitely don't bring your La back to Tanzania though. That
Speaker 3: would be really bad.
Speaker 4: That'd be really, really, really bad.
Speaker 3: Should we share the news about our house hunting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I'm so excited that my stomach hurts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to like say it because we
Speaker 2: don't have it yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do it. I'll try to fill in as
Speaker 3: ambiguously as I can here so.
Speaker 2: We can talk about it. But we just don't have it.
Speaker 3: So we went and saw the house that we were
Speaker 3: under contract for. Kaylen walked in and she said, I
Speaker 3: get bad energy from this house.
Speaker 2: It made me sad and I loved it.
Speaker 3: I thought it was awesome. I was ready to sign
Speaker 3: the papers right then and there, and I was like,
Speaker 3: let me just what was.
Speaker 2: The energy not good? I just like walked in and
Speaker 2: I was just I felt depressed, like I don't know
Speaker 2: how to describe it.
Speaker 1: Every like someone had been murdered in that house.
Speaker 2: Like it just it was an old house, had a
Speaker 2: sad possible feeling to it. And I know we like
Speaker 2: redo it all and we do a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: to it, but it's such an expensive house. And Dean
Speaker 2: was like, well fix this, we'll fix that, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I feel like we're at three hundred thousand dollars in
Speaker 2: renovations at this point.
Speaker 3: You have no idea. I mean, look loves today.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was probably cost anyways, it was just it
Speaker 2: kept adding up. Every single room needed so much, and
Speaker 2: I was like, why don't we just go up one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars and have a perfectly new, brand new, beautiful,
Speaker 2: gorgeous house and not even one hundred thousand because.
Speaker 3: In order to line I do, then what is the
Speaker 3: I just and I took it personally because it's just
Speaker 3: like it's her not having faith in my handyman skills.
Speaker 2: No, it's the vibe of the house. I could I see.
Speaker 3: What you're saying. It was a little dark. There were
Speaker 3: it wasn't It was like a forty year old house,
Speaker 3: and so there weren't very many windows. The natural light
Speaker 3: wasn't very solid.
Speaker 2: No windows. It was a log cabin, which I thought
Speaker 2: would be really cool to live in, But once I
Speaker 2: was in it, I was like, I can't live in
Speaker 2: a log cabin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems nerve wracking. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: could do it either. Yeah, practically practically speaking, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just even I just didn't like.
Speaker 3: It, and that's fine, It's perfectly fine. We're not going
Speaker 3: to buy a house that you don't like. So we
Speaker 3: ended up we said no to that house, and we
Speaker 3: were kind of putting all our chips into that pot. Granted,
Speaker 3: we still saw a couple of other houses that same day,
Speaker 3: but then we were working with our realtor who's like
Speaker 3: my brother's best friend that lives an Aspen, and we
Speaker 3: were like, hey, we might stay an extra day and
Speaker 3: we want to look at these seven houses. And it
Speaker 3: was like nine PM and he text us back like
Speaker 3: nine thirty. He's like, great, I got all the shiit
Speaker 3: going set up. We'll see you tomorrow at ten am.
Speaker 3: So we saw seven houses yesterday and the fifth house
Speaker 3: that we saw was Kaylan's favorite. Before the day had started,
Speaker 3: she knew that she was gonna like that one the most.
Speaker 3: So we're driving up and we pull into the we
Speaker 3: like pull it down the driveway that leads to the house,
Speaker 3: and she's like, you need to remember this moment right
Speaker 3: now because this is the first time we're ever driving
Speaker 3: to our new house. And I was like, Kaylen, just
Speaker 3: don't do that. You're just But then we got in
Speaker 3: there and I was like, Okay, yeah, this house is
Speaker 3: pretty pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It's the most beautiful. So the day before we saw
Speaker 2: what I thought was the most beautiful house ever.
Speaker 3: Hopefully the owners the sellers don't listen to this podcast
Speaker 3: because we got to play hardball with them.
Speaker 2: Well by that time, it should be accepted by the
Speaker 2: time this comes out. Sure, I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 2: But the first house we saw the day before was
Speaker 2: so beautiful. It was so unique. They did such a
Speaker 2: good job with it. But it was like an hour
Speaker 2: to asspen. It took twenty minutes twenty to thirty minutes
Speaker 2: to get to a grocery store. It was just up
Speaker 2: a crazy windy road. Yeah, it practically speaking, like we
Speaker 2: wouldn't have liked it.
Speaker 3: It was a beautiful house though.
Speaker 2: It was amazing and a little over our budgets. And
Speaker 2: then we saw this house that we love. We put
Speaker 2: in an offer and it's absolutely perfect. Like, there's not
Speaker 2: a single thing. Deane wants to change one thing, which
Speaker 2: is the vanity. There's not a single thing that I
Speaker 2: want to change, which I'm like, for the same exact
Speaker 2: price as the log cabin, why would we not move here?
Speaker 2: And the views are gorgeous, there's like beautiful views in
Speaker 2: the mountains. Oh my gosh, it makes me so excited
Speaker 2: to talk about it. I just hope we get it.
Speaker 3: It's really nice, it's really really nice. We yeah, so
Speaker 3: we got our fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: We put in the offer last night at like eight pm,
Speaker 2: so hopefully we get it out.
Speaker 1: How long do you think it'll take before you have
Speaker 1: a good idea of whether you get it or not.
Speaker 2: We should know today, today or tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We came in. We came in below asking by like
Speaker 3: ten percent below asking.
Speaker 1: That's pretty high. I feel like that's a lot of
Speaker 1: below asking. Yeah, that's that's a lot like ten percentagives
Speaker 1: say you're buying a seven hundred thousand dollars house. I
Speaker 1: mean that means you went seventy thousand dollars below. Ass
Speaker 1: that's pretty Yeah.
Speaker 2: But it's been on the market for one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty days. Yeah, they already dropped it. We know they
Speaker 2: probably won't accept. We hope they do, but we like
Speaker 2: our contingencies. We like made it really negotiate. Its great
Speaker 2: for them. Yeah, so really in favor of them. So
Speaker 2: we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3: Fingers crossed.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, good good vibes out into the universe.
Speaker 3: For you guy, guys, thank you.
Speaker 1: Does it feel real that you could be moving to Colorado?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's much easier for Dean to say,
Speaker 1: but Kaylen, you know, does it feel real that you
Speaker 1: would be leaving Vegas and then moving to Colorado?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I love it there, Like I get so
Speaker 2: sad when we leave. And as soon as this is accepted,
Speaker 2: I was like, let's move as fast as we can.
Speaker 2: And well, we won't be able to like actually move
Speaker 2: until January first, but I want to make sure this
Speaker 2: is our house. We secure everything we need to because
Speaker 2: I'm just excited to be there. I'm over Vegas. It's
Speaker 2: been great for the time being.
Speaker 3: I just hope that you're not saying this in two
Speaker 3: years after loving No.
Speaker 2: I love Colorado so much. Colorad We knew that this
Speaker 2: was always temporary. We never planned on like living here forever,
Speaker 2: and Colorado is a place that we can live forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I are you keeping the Vegas house? Is that the goal?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We want to rent it out to someone long term.
Speaker 3: We got it during COVID, Yeah, and so the mortgage
Speaker 3: ray is just so good. It's like it'd be crazy
Speaker 3: for us to sell it, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And with Vegas, they can only build so much
Speaker 2: because Red Rock is here, and we're kind of in
Speaker 2: a desirable spot that they can't really keep building in.
Speaker 2: So it's like, I feel like we'll find a renter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I was having a midlife crisis thinking about the
Speaker 3: house yesterday because it's so expensive. We're investing money and
Speaker 3: time into living there, and I want to live there
Speaker 3: more than anywhere else. But what I'm basically doing by
Speaker 3: living there is I'm saying, all right, you're not going
Speaker 3: to be traveling internationally quite as much anymore. You're not
Speaker 3: going to be flying la plag off of your friends anymore.
Speaker 3: You're not going to be doing a lot of the
Speaker 3: things that you do now that make you really happy.
Speaker 3: And I was just kind of going through it a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 2: But you'll be living in Colorado, you'll.
Speaker 3: Be able to say, I absolutely love it, don't get
Speaker 3: me wrong, But it's just going to be a big shift.
Speaker 2: You're not going to be able to do the things
Speaker 2: that you've always said. You're like, I don't want people
Speaker 2: to think of me as a golfer. I do so
Speaker 2: much cooler things than that. You're getting rid of the
Speaker 2: things that you.
Speaker 3: Think are getting rid of the things that I think
Speaker 3: aren't cool about you. I think off is cool. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 3: thanks for putting words into my mouth.
Speaker 2: That's something you said.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, you talk about things like sacrifices that you'd
Speaker 1: have to make in order to get the house that
Speaker 1: you want and live in the place that you want
Speaker 1: to live. Not being able to fly as much, travel
Speaker 1: as much. I mean that kind of leads into adulthood,
Speaker 1: which leads into parenthood. Yeah, so have you guys talked
Speaker 1: about oh, yeah, Klein. The first cabin that we went to,
Speaker 1: she was like, this place is too small. If our
Speaker 1: kids are being annoying, we can't get away from them.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know about you, but I really
Speaker 2: want to spend time with my children. And I do too.
Speaker 2: I just meant when they're older, sometimes we're gonna want
Speaker 2: a little bit of space from them.
Speaker 1: Sure, I got news for you when you when they're younger,
Speaker 1: you need. I love Dawson so much. Like an example
Speaker 1: is this morning he he just like, you know, he's
Speaker 1: just fussy as hell right now. And he's so great
Speaker 1: that he just has days like he goes out. The
Speaker 1: problem is he goes hours. There's just like mornings or
Speaker 1: afternoons or evenings where it's just like he's just screaming
Speaker 1: or he's starting to throw tantrums, like he'll throw himself
Speaker 1: on the floor now. And you're like, I'm not you
Speaker 1: know you, I'm trying to be a parent, and they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you what you want because he just
Speaker 1: wants like he won't eat his breakfast. He just wants cheese,
Speaker 1: and it's like, well that's not what happens. You have
Speaker 1: to eat breakfast. Too, and so like he'll he'll just
Speaker 1: throw himself in the chair and it's like you just
Speaker 1: gotta grind through it. So my point being is that
Speaker 1: they'll beat time where you need. You'll want time away
Speaker 1: from your kids as well. It's actually funny. Ashley told
Speaker 1: me a joke by a stand up comedian who is like,
Speaker 1: you know, you always hear people say you want kids,
Speaker 1: you want kids. You never hear anybody say you want toddlers, Like,
Speaker 1: oh I want a toddler. Yeah, And it's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that makes sense. All you want kids. So
Speaker 1: it's just you know, it's it's one. It's so it's crazy.
Speaker 1: How so it's so certainly not hit or miss. It's
Speaker 1: always hit with dustin right now. But like there are
Speaker 1: times when it's just like the best thing in the
Speaker 1: world when he's smiling and laughing and having a great time,
Speaker 1: and like dude, when he gets a book and then
Speaker 1: he just comes up and literally sits them, he like
Speaker 1: plops all of his weight on me. I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: we could do this all like this is wonderful. Just
Speaker 1: be like this all the time, like this is the best.
Speaker 1: And then obviously the next moment he'll be like throwing
Speaker 1: himself on the floor screaming because he like the waffle house.
Speaker 1: The song isn't playing, and it's like bro chill out.
Speaker 3: Also, it's like, look, if you want to eat cheese
Speaker 3: for breakfast, you can do that all you want. The
Speaker 3: second e turn eighteen and move out of the house, Like,
Speaker 3: eat as much cheese as you want for breakfast. For
Speaker 3: now you're eating your gosh darn vegetables. I know.
Speaker 1: The problem is like because he gets cheese, so he knows.
Speaker 1: He's just he's he's learning that like, oh if I cry,
Speaker 1: I get what I want. Yeah, you know, because it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: just take the goddamn cheese. But we were trying to
Speaker 1: get out of that habit parenthood.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that makes me feel better. Dean made me
Speaker 2: feel bad for saying maybe we'll want a little bit
Speaker 2: of space for our children, a little bit of an escape.
Speaker 3: Everyone has been a very active father, Okay, and that's fine.
Speaker 3: I will take I'll do ninety eight percent of the
Speaker 3: parenting if you want to do the.
Speaker 2: Two percent, No chids, I'm going to be heavy. And
Speaker 2: what's nice is my mom told us she was gonna
Speaker 2: come down and stay for us for a bit, which
Speaker 2: would be super helpful.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it would be what do you mean
Speaker 1: for a bit?
Speaker 3: You know, like when you're I'm sure like your parents
Speaker 3: helped with the dawson when he was like a young
Speaker 3: young baby.
Speaker 2: Like right after we have the first one, she's she's like,
Speaker 2: I'll come down and help.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But my point being is that so you've already
Speaker 1: made like plans. It's not like, oh, I hope my
Speaker 1: parents come help, or I want to be in a
Speaker 1: place where families around. It's like, no, mom said she
Speaker 1: is coming when that first one is born.
Speaker 2: She can't. She can't come out here until two years
Speaker 2: because she wants to move to Denver, be three hours
Speaker 2: four hours from us.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So oh, it's just why two years? Why can't, like,
Speaker 1: say you get prided in tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's something with their job.
Speaker 2: She needs two more years to be able to move
Speaker 2: to Denver. Who knows. But if you got grandparents ever moved, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they their dream is to move to Colorado.
Speaker 3: It's their dream. Okay, yeah, so hopefully one day they
Speaker 3: can live that dream. But yeah, we will have family
Speaker 3: close by, which would be nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's very very important, like if you want sanity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I think we've talked about this before.
Speaker 3: But both my brothers and you they all have you
Speaker 3: all have babies, and you guys have all had help
Speaker 3: from your in laws or from your own parents, and
Speaker 3: both my brothers have said it is the most magical
Speaker 3: thing of all time, like like it's something I don't
Speaker 3: even realize how nice it is to have that. But
Speaker 3: my older brother love them both to death. Ross is
Speaker 3: the newer dad. He was saying they have like a
Speaker 3: separate Airbnb unit that they sometimes rent out, and they
Speaker 3: just let his mother in law stay there for six
Speaker 3: months while their baby was born and being raised, and
Speaker 3: he was like, it is the It is the biggest
Speaker 3: luxury I think you could ever possibly ask for. So
Speaker 3: I definitely see the appeal of it, you know. And
Speaker 3: he I was even like, do you get annoyed of
Speaker 3: your mother in law like living with you? Because I
Speaker 3: would get annoyed by that, and he goes on it like, no,
Speaker 3: it is the best. It is the best possible. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, like anyone, like anyone living with me would
Speaker 3: be an I would get annoyed.
Speaker 2: Of definitely, But yeah, two years. Two years sounds scared
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: Sure, I mean, yeah, let's let's keep everything on a
Speaker 3: strict schedule.
Speaker 2: Though, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Wants kids faster.
Speaker 3: I do. I'm ready right now like that. I'm ready
Speaker 3: right now. I've I've been ready for freaking years. Dude.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking crazy. How literally three years ago you
Speaker 1: were like, I don't want to bring the kid into
Speaker 1: this world. I'm not sure if I ever want to
Speaker 1: have kids, And now he's like, dude, I want a
Speaker 1: baby now.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just think my baby will save the world.
Speaker 3: I think our baby Hunter and baby Dawson will take
Speaker 3: the reins in the year two thousand and fifty eight.
Speaker 3: They'll probably run for president and vice president. And you know,
Speaker 3: Dawson can be president. That's fine, Hunter can be vice.
Speaker 3: I know, no problems there. But they're going to save
Speaker 3: the world one way or another. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 2: With his Aspen High education.
Speaker 3: He'd probably go to Carbondale, Carbondale.
Speaker 2: Or Basalt or Glenwood, who knows.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. But yeah, I mean, and I think,
Speaker 3: you know, you having Dawson, my brother's having their babies.
Speaker 3: I'm ready. Kaitlin doesn't have any nieces or nephews minus
Speaker 3: that the years, the ones that my brothers had.
Speaker 2: Also, when we were buying this house, we were looking
Speaker 2: at school. How close are you to where you went
Speaker 2: to school? High school? In elementary school?
Speaker 1: Like a half hour. Ashley would not allow Dawson.
Speaker 2: It wasn't good.
Speaker 1: It is not sufficient.
Speaker 3: Enough, are you. Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: It has a four at it. It's like a four Yes, that's.
Speaker 2: What I was going to get out there rating.
Speaker 3: Yes, on Zill so did ours. But it's like it's
Speaker 3: not that bad. I my high school was not a
Speaker 3: three out of ten, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like it wasn't it wasn't intelligent. We all went
Speaker 2: to four out of ten schools.
Speaker 3: Is at least a six out of ten?
Speaker 2: No, yours is not.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying, like I know, Zilla rating is
Speaker 3: about three out of ten, but I'm saying, in my
Speaker 3: personal experience, at least a six out of ten. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what are you guys going to do? I know you're
Speaker 3: still years out from planning that. But is he going
Speaker 3: to go to private school? No?
Speaker 1: I mean we the plan is public school. I would
Speaker 1: like for him to go to public school, but of
Speaker 1: course I want him to go to a school, good
Speaker 1: school district. So if we're still living in Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: we know the town that we want to live in,
Speaker 1: so like the time we live in now, South Kingston
Speaker 1: has a good school system, so I'd be fine with
Speaker 1: him going in there. I'm not sure if Ashley is,
Speaker 1: but there is a town, a city in Rhode Island
Speaker 1: that we were like, Okay, this is we love it
Speaker 1: so much, this is where we want to live. So
Speaker 1: our plan tentatively if we stay in Rhode Island would
Speaker 1: be to buy or build a home in this town
Speaker 1: before Dawson is probably you know, six or seven, Like,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't want him switching schools past really like first
Speaker 1: or second grade, because I feel like that's when you
Speaker 1: really start getting friends and establishing yourself. So that is
Speaker 1: kind of generally, But the thing is, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: we've talked many times about moving and moving down here.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know, man, I don't
Speaker 1: know what we're gonna do. It's kind of still up
Speaker 1: in the air. I don't think Ashley is open to
Speaker 1: the idea anymore of staying in Rhode Island, which means
Speaker 1: I have to open the idea of moving down here,
Speaker 1: which I I am open to, but I just don't
Speaker 1: know anything about this area, Like I have nothing that
Speaker 1: drives me here, you know, like Kaylyn, when you go
Speaker 1: to Colorado you love it so much, or like I
Speaker 1: would love to live here. I like it down here.
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't, but I don't really know
Speaker 1: anything besides her parents' area. You know, all I know
Speaker 1: is their house.
Speaker 3: It's like northwestern Virginia, right, like like Richmond.
Speaker 1: It's right outside DC. So we're literally fifteen anytime we
Speaker 1: fly here, we fly to DC.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was there recently visiting my mom. Or we
Speaker 2: went to Maryland and then I saw my mom after
Speaker 2: and we were in northern Virginia. And it's actually built
Speaker 2: out a lot more than I realized. And it's a
Speaker 2: lot nicer than I remember growing up.
Speaker 1: It's nice, it's really nice. I just again, there's nothing,
Speaker 1: like I don't freaking know anything down here, like except
Speaker 1: for Ashley's family. Like I'm like, all right, that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I'm not open to it, but it's just like
Speaker 1: I have no answers. Like I know so much of
Speaker 1: RhE Island. I love, you know, the demographic there, the
Speaker 1: geage there's so much history and family and there's so
Speaker 1: much there. It feels like home too, feels like home,
Speaker 1: and like I I know Rhode Island, you know, like
Speaker 1: I don't know anything around here, so even everything is
Speaker 1: discovery for me. So I'm just like, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd ever feel like I belong
Speaker 1: I don't know. But at the same time, like once
Speaker 1: Dawson gets older, if we have another kid and we
Speaker 1: kind of like grow our own family, I'll probably feel
Speaker 1: more belonging there. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair, we'll see.
Speaker 2: Growing up in Virginia, I hated Fredericksburg, but growing up
Speaker 2: near DC was pretty cool, like to be a kid
Speaker 2: and be able to like go and see all these
Speaker 2: things that like now people on the other side of
Speaker 2: the country never really got to see. Your experience is
Speaker 2: a cool thing. It's not that cool, but like I
Speaker 2: think it's cool.
Speaker 3: It's like cool once I feel like, well.
Speaker 2: Growing up there, I mean you go so many times.
Speaker 2: It's DC's bigger than you think.
Speaker 3: There's a lot to see, I guess.
Speaker 2: But maybe not big enough of a draw to move there.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to like crap on your I'm trying
Speaker 2: to make him more entice to appreciate it.
Speaker 3: It's like, I just feel like, what that's an anchorag.
Speaker 3: I just the reason I'm saying this is because I
Speaker 3: don't have any other exposure to it. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know, but like, I feel like with that stuff,
Speaker 3: it's like once you go, once you've seen it, and
Speaker 3: you're done with it. You know.
Speaker 2: I disagree?
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, and you should absolutely because I have no
Speaker 3: idea what the heck I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: There is a lot to see and it is cool,
Speaker 1: like anytime you get to go see the monuments in
Speaker 1: the Lincoln Memorial or the reflecting Pool or the reflect
Speaker 1: the reflectoring pool reflection.
Speaker 2: It's called the mall. The mall is like, uh, the
Speaker 2: long cool with the grass, right, yeah, that forest ran
Speaker 2: in Wait what what did you say, the.
Speaker 1: One that forest ran into when you're running after Jenny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called the mall. I'm pretty sure I.
Speaker 3: Don't think it's called the mall. You're probably right based
Speaker 3: off of no information.
Speaker 2: Sure, google it.
Speaker 1: The East just confirmed.
Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew. I didn't make that up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so schools when we were looking to buy
Speaker 2: a place, and looking at different towns near Aspen, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not taking our kids to one out
Speaker 2: of ten school. But you know, we talked to a
Speaker 2: lot of realtors and a lot of people who live
Speaker 2: down there and their kids, and it's you know, Dean
Speaker 2: grew up there and he knows what the schools are
Speaker 2: like and which ones are better than others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that means the centerm to private.
Speaker 2: No, Well, can't you just drive your kid to another school?
Speaker 3: I think you have to. I think you have to
Speaker 3: be living in the county in order to.
Speaker 1: Be able to live in the district. That's that's that's
Speaker 1: why it's so important to pick where you live, because
Speaker 1: if you live in a district, your kid has to
Speaker 1: go there. Because think about it, if you could just
Speaker 1: drive to any other school system, everybody would do it, right.
Speaker 2: But when I was growing up, I hated my high
Speaker 2: school and we talked about me going to a different one.
Speaker 2: You just have to like apply or something.
Speaker 3: Or that's not I think there's probably like remember when
Speaker 3: we lived in that house in LA and she was like,
Speaker 3: you're going to get some mailors from my kids school
Speaker 3: every once in a while because they use that address
Speaker 3: as their as their address, so the kid could go
Speaker 3: to school there instead of like wherever else they lived.
Speaker 3: I betially there's probably work arounds with that, like you
Speaker 3: could get like a peel box and Aspen and then
Speaker 3: you could be an Aspen resident technically or something like that.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm happy with our house and our school.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think back. I kind of do remember
Speaker 3: kids living up down Valley that went to school up valley,
Speaker 3: like further than you would think, and there must be
Speaker 3: some workarounds. But yeah, I don't know, like cheated the system.
Speaker 1: They cheat the system.
Speaker 3: Maybe they did cheat the system. We're talking it because
Speaker 3: one of the really like the real estate assistant, the
Speaker 3: realer's assistant, grew up in Aspen. He was like seven
Speaker 3: years younger than me, so we didn't know each other,
Speaker 3: but he went to Aspen High School. And he was saying,
Speaker 3: how crazy it was going to school because went to
Speaker 3: Basalt High School. He went to Aspen High School. I'll
Speaker 3: let you take a guess which one is better. He
Speaker 3: was saying, like he would be out partying and he
Speaker 3: would go to this his friend's house in a twenty
Speaker 3: million dollar mansion and then his friend would be like, Hey,
Speaker 3: we're taking the private jet to Costa Rica next weekend.
Speaker 3: Do you want to come? And it's just like you're
Speaker 3: not going to get an experience like that anywhere else.
Speaker 3: Not saying that's good or bad, but.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't really love our kids going to
Speaker 2: Aspen High for that reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there are people that go to Aspen High
Speaker 3: and that still have a very like grounding experience and stuff.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, I know that you guys do
Speaker 1: probably well for yourself, but we wouldn't find that yet.
Speaker 1: And a twenty million dollar house, I feel like little
Speaker 1: Hunter might be bullied for being the poorest kid.
Speaker 3: And oh, we were at this house that we really
Speaker 3: want to buy. I was like, we were doing the
Speaker 3: tour and I saw like some podcasting equipment, like a
Speaker 3: gimbal and some camera stuff in the office. And I
Speaker 3: went to the realtor and I was like, what does
Speaker 3: the family do? And she was like, oh, the the
Speaker 3: husband is a brain or a heart surgeon and the
Speaker 3: wife is an architect. And he was just doing a
Speaker 3: lot of interviews during COVID, so he got like a
Speaker 3: full on legit podcasting setup and I was like, oh, nice,
Speaker 3: So it's gonna the house is going to go from
Speaker 3: being owned by a heart surgeon to social media influencers.
Speaker 2: And she did stared up straight in the face, didn't
Speaker 2: laugh to.
Speaker 3: Crack a smile. I was like, dang, I just talked
Speaker 3: us out of getting this house. Yeahh gosh. But yeah, no,
Speaker 3: he would definitely be the poorest kid and aspin. But
Speaker 3: I was the poorest kid in Basalt, So you know,
Speaker 3: there's some merit.
Speaker 2: To that humbling. It builds care.
Speaker 3: It put a lot of it. Put at least three
Speaker 3: hairs on my chest, so that's always a good thing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's obviously that's a long time down the road.
Speaker 3: So we'll see. There are some private schools up there
Speaker 3: that I have some friends that went to. I know
Speaker 3: nothing about them, and we would consider private school maybe,
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 2: I think we have the money for that.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much it costs.
Speaker 2: I would assume if it's an aspen a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I can't wait. Hopefully we were moving by January first,
Speaker 2: that's the goal.
Speaker 3: It's so we're really putting the cart in front of
Speaker 3: the horse with all this.
Speaker 2: But like, I know, but I know this doesn't come
Speaker 2: out till Sunday.
Speaker 3: We're twelve hours into our first offer. That's so good.
Speaker 1: We don't get the house, we'll just delete the entire
Speaker 1: podcast as you don't want to listen back and just cry.
Speaker 3: And I was like I was in the offer too.
Speaker 3: I was like, can they leave the furniture because I
Speaker 3: like some of it and it's just if we're I mean,
Speaker 3: it's going to be all by the fire. Yeah, they might.
Speaker 2: They wanted to work it into the price that they're listing.
Speaker 2: Agent said, and I'm like, I can't imagine how much
Speaker 2: more it would be. It's like all restoration, hardware, all
Speaker 2: really really nic stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want the patio furniture. It was really nice. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 3: That's the update for us.
Speaker 1: Very exciting. I mean, I can't believe you guys are
Speaker 1: gonna find out soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully today. They're on vacation, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: It might be a little toyed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Thanksgiving week, true, it is the day before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You were talking about flight, like how difficult it
Speaker 2: was to get out, but we had no issues at
Speaker 2: color in Denver. I thought I'd be super packed.
Speaker 3: It was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Yesterday. Yeah, I don't know, got lucky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, traveling, just whatever. But yeah, so Thanksgiving we're here,
Speaker 1: and then obviously Christmas rate around the corner. I started
Speaker 1: putting up Christmas decorations.
Speaker 3: Here you go.
Speaker 1: Ashley promised me that the outside is all of my decision,
Speaker 1: because pretty much what came down to was the mantle.
Speaker 1: I wanted my corny Mickey Mouse Charlie Brown, very colorful
Speaker 1: light mantle, and then she wanted a very very nice,
Speaker 1: aesthetically pleasing Christmas town mantle.
Speaker 3: Sounds all too familiar.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, listen, I love Christmas so much,
Speaker 1: just let me let me have this, and she looked
Speaker 1: me dead in the eye and she said no. So
Speaker 1: then she goes, listen, you can have the outside. You
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. Outside. I won't say anything, but
Speaker 1: you let me have the inside.
Speaker 3: You need like get that in writing.
Speaker 1: I think, well, Also, it was frustrating because I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I want some say on the inside. But I guess, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. So like I talked about last week, where
Speaker 1: I'm going to go over the top, So the problem becomes,
Speaker 1: I didn't I put lights on the top of the roof.
Speaker 1: I put Sanna with the reindeer flying up in the
Speaker 1: front lawn before I left. I haven't put the twenty
Speaker 1: five or no, not twenty five, about fifteen foot blow
Speaker 1: up Grinch up yet because the problem is we're here
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. We get back either Saturday Sunday, and then
Speaker 1: we leave Wednesday for la and then we get back
Speaker 1: either Saturday Sunday next week. I can't remember. So by
Speaker 1: that time it's already going to be like December third,
Speaker 1: and I got to get these lights going. So my dad,
Speaker 1: who has tons of plastic Christmas decorations, the cheesiest things
Speaker 1: you'll ever see in your entire life, love it all.
Speaker 1: So he's going to help organize, because he has so
Speaker 1: much in his garage, get that all together so it
Speaker 1: could be delivered to my house to day. I'm back
Speaker 1: and really just start popping up this, you know, nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety three holiday special outside of our house, and it's
Speaker 1: going to be wonderful and fantastic, and I hope Ashley cries.
Speaker 3: Do you like to think that, like when you think
Speaker 3: of what you're going to do outside, do you draw
Speaker 3: inspiration from like Chevy Chase movies?
Speaker 1: That's all I think is my goal is to be
Speaker 1: Clark Griswold. Oh yeah, Christmas vacation. I draw a lot
Speaker 1: of inspiration from a Christmas story. I would love to
Speaker 1: have a leg lamp that shines illuminates through the front window.
Speaker 1: That will never happen unless I have it on the outside,
Speaker 1: because anything right, Which is a great idea now that
Speaker 1: I just think about it. So I gotta get a
Speaker 1: fake leg lamp so I can have it outside so
Speaker 1: it will survive the winter. And then she can't say
Speaker 1: about it home alone obviously, what other class?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: You know how the Grinch stole Christmas. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of the Jim Carrey version in two thousand. I
Speaker 1: also love the cartoon as well, but those are like
Speaker 1: the main stay ones. I think, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I love it so much. Who played, don't know why?
Speaker 3: And there's a movie called like Santa Claus or something,
Speaker 3: and then Tim Allen, Yes, that's exactly what I was
Speaker 3: thinking of. That's a class of course.
Speaker 1: Where Santa Claus falls off the roof dies and then
Speaker 1: Tim Allan puts the suit on and he becomes Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: So funny, all of them, I think, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, there's Santa Claus, the Santa Claus two, the Santa
Speaker 1: Claus three, and then they just did a Disney Plus series.
Speaker 1: Last year was the first season called The Santa Claus
Speaker 1: clause Is, which has Tim back as.
Speaker 3: What's your take on these This is the first year
Speaker 3: I've ever seen it, and maybe it's been around, but
Speaker 3: maybe this is the first year I've just been seeing it.
Speaker 3: They're making movies like Thanksgiving and Christmas theme horror movies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is that a thing that I think it's has that
Speaker 3: been going on for a while.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, they had Black Christmas, which came
Speaker 1: out in the seventies, and then they did a remake
Speaker 1: like fifteen years ago, and then they've always had like
Speaker 1: kind of either holiday action movies or holiday horror movies
Speaker 1: that are cheesy. The only issue I have is that
Speaker 1: a lot of they're taking it's not even just holiday anymore,
Speaker 1: but they're taking characters that we love as kids and
Speaker 1: turning them into horror figures like did you hear like
Speaker 1: it was called Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey you
Speaker 1: see that?
Speaker 3: I think I remember seeing something about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they're making a sequel which is ridiculous, and
Speaker 1: it's the story about it's just a horror take on
Speaker 1: on it. We're winning the Pooh and Glit and Tigre
Speaker 1: are psychos. And then they did a movie called Your Uh,
Speaker 1: You're a mean One. I don't know if you saw that,
Speaker 1: but it was a hard movie with the Grinch where
Speaker 1: the Grinch is just this murderer. So and then now
Speaker 1: they're doing it with Thanksgiving, which I'm fine whatever.
Speaker 3: And then just called Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might actually go see it tonight. Actually I
Speaker 1: do want to see it. But yeah, it's just like,
Speaker 1: don't take my childhood.
Speaker 3: Oh. Rick Kaffin's Lewis lit from Suits.
Speaker 2: I love Lewis.
Speaker 3: That's pretty funny. And Pat Dempsey, yeah, sex a span
Speaker 3: of lines in it. And Addison Ray I did not
Speaker 3: know she was acting. Yeah, she is acting interesting. I know.
Speaker 1: She probably dies in the movie, which is why people
Speaker 1: were excited.
Speaker 3: The pretty girl usually dies really fast, right, that's kind
Speaker 3: of a trip. If the three of us were trapped
Speaker 3: in in a haunted house, who would be the first
Speaker 3: to die?
Speaker 2: Do you think the three of us? Yeah, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm faster than all of you.
Speaker 3: I think the crowd expects Kaitlyn to die first, and
Speaker 3: so she would probably be the only one to survive.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, you could be the final girl.
Speaker 3: Sure, I think I would die first. Yeah, I would
Speaker 3: be like it almost did that. You guys hide in
Speaker 3: the room. I got this and I go out and
Speaker 3: immediately get like my throat slit or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I go down as a brave hero. Thank you,
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: So when Scream five came out in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: I think it was, yeah, twenty twenty two, I was
Speaker 1: talking to Paramount and they were renting out the Scream
Speaker 1: House for airbnbs, and there was an idea thrown around
Speaker 1: early on we could never get it going though, where
Speaker 1: we would invite Bachelor alone. It would be like us
Speaker 1: three Ashley, Nick, Ben Wells and we would have a
Speaker 1: murder mystery that would be recorded, and so one of
Speaker 1: us would be one of the bachelor Lungs would be
Speaker 1: the killer, and throughout the night we'd have to figure
Speaker 1: out who the killer was as as we were all
Speaker 1: dying as the night goes on, and this would all
Speaker 1: be recorded.
Speaker 3: And we got invited to something they're gonna talk about
Speaker 3: the game called the Town.
Speaker 2: But I don't know that, but we got invited to something.
Speaker 2: They filmed it. It was like a Dancing with the stars.
Speaker 2: Bro was the head of it all, and I think
Speaker 2: it was a murder mystery. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: think it's come out yet.
Speaker 3: Well, it would have been fun to to make it happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, Well, Scream seven. You never know.
Speaker 3: Calen wants to say.
Speaker 2: Something, do I I was gonna say, that's going to
Speaker 2: do it for this week's episode.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening. Tune in next week
Speaker 2: or maybe we suck.
Speaker 3: What an abrupt rap. You gotta at least give like
Speaker 3: seven more thank yous. You got to tell us how
Speaker 3: much you love us.
Speaker 2: You guys. I'm very thankful for the both of you.
Speaker 2: I hope you have a wonderful thing.
Speaker 3: Let's do that. Let's do a quick circle of what
Speaker 3: we're thankful for.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm thankful for we just got a call from
Speaker 2: a real letter. We have a counter after. So I'm
Speaker 2: pretty pretty thankful for our potential house, very excitedly. So
Speaker 2: that's why I was kind of trying to wrap us
Speaker 2: up quick. Anyways, That's what I'm thankful for, our potential house.
Speaker 2: Where we're going to raise our beautiful children. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: my beautiful husband.
Speaker 3: Thank you for including me. Wow, it's nice to be included.
Speaker 2: And Joliver job Liver.
Speaker 3: Kaylen's mom was over last week and her grandma was
Speaker 3: over too, and Kaylen's mom answers the phone and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just here with Kaylen and and and grandma. And
Speaker 3: I was sitting I was sitting right behind her. I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, I guess I just don't even exist.
Speaker 3: I'm not even here anyways. I'm thankful for.
Speaker 2: J Leah a good pivot. That's my mom.
Speaker 3: That's her mother's name.
Speaker 2: He forgets about ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay. I'm thankful. I'm thankful that we even
Speaker 3: have the luxury of choosing a place to live. You know,
Speaker 3: not a lot of people have the ability to do that,
Speaker 3: and so I'm just thankful that we have that option
Speaker 3: to be like, I want to live in Colorado, and
Speaker 3: then we moved to Colorado, so that's really nice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I don't think that needs to go understated.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful for Tom Brady, as I always am. I
Speaker 1: wish he was still playing, but I'm grateful he's still
Speaker 1: a part of my life. I'm grateful for the Dawson,
Speaker 1: for my family, for the same things that Dean was saying.
Speaker 2: Thank you all so much for listening. We're also very
Speaker 2: thankful for you for listening.
Speaker 3: Each week, no one mentioned the listeners. I'm so thankful
Speaker 3: for the listeners.
Speaker 2: You have kept this podcast around for how many years
Speaker 2: has a benen It's.
Speaker 3: Probably been like seven seven. I love you, I love
Speaker 3: you crazy. I'm thankful for you. Hey, you and the
Speaker 3: red Mazda, so thankful for you. You and the white Kia.
Speaker 3: Oh you're the best. You about to do that squad
Speaker 3: over there. So thankful for you for listening to this podcast.
Speaker 3: And you wearing the air pods. Yeah you, I'm talking
Speaker 3: to you. Thank you.
Speaker 1: The treadmill right now, Yeah to do.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That was great. That's going to do it for this
Speaker 2: week's episode of.
Speaker 3: Help We Suck at Being Newlyweds?
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