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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, oh damn, it's one more thing, one thing

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<v Speaker 1>that was going to go. You found that troubling I

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<v Speaker 1>did that was supposed to be having an orgasm and dying,

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<v Speaker 1>So that will be I'll explain that in a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Dying doing what you love one of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Things I love.

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<v Speaker 3>I uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I have said this before, and people have, uh I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was not cool. But I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>need a mild heart attack, just a mild heart attack, whenever,

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<v Speaker 1>whenever I can't get my eating under control. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I need a wake up call. I need a hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>gay man, pay attention, get your act together. And I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like a mild heart attack would be the perfect thing,

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<v Speaker 1>not horrible, not like kill me, just like really scare

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<v Speaker 1>me into eating better.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Michael, you lost your gallbladder, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>True, but that was not enough of a wake up call.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you you got the diabetes, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>you start eating better, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like we could find something less terrible than

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<v Speaker 3>a mild heart attack.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what most gets most people? This is

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<v Speaker 1>what gets most people. It's worked for me before in

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<v Speaker 1>the past. You see an unflattering picture from an angle

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<v Speaker 1>you don't usually get like you're in a photo like

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't even know the pictures being taken. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>in the background. You're like, whoa, that's what I look like? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>That or going you know, if you'd eat like crap

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<v Speaker 3>for a while, and then you know the season's changed

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<v Speaker 3>and you go to put on a pair of jeans

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<v Speaker 3>and all of a sudden, those jeans that fit not

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<v Speaker 3>too long ago don't button.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess I outgrew these.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not a growing girl anymore so unless it's horizontally.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So maybe I'll have a mild heart attack and

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<v Speaker 1>get by eating in.

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<v Speaker 4>Or about constant shaming by your family or something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 2>We could just call you a fat ass for you

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<v Speaker 2>know a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Fatty fatty two by four, whatever you got to say

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<v Speaker 1>to get me in anyway. The reason I brought up

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of a heart attack during sex is Matthew

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<v Speaker 1>mcconnie McConaughey, the actor, and he had put this in

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<v Speaker 1>his book quite a few years ago. We talked about

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<v Speaker 1>it at the time that his dad died having sex

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<v Speaker 1>with his mom. His mom and dad were having sex

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<v Speaker 1>and dad had a heart attack and died. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know this, You didn't, okay, So I'll just read from

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<v Speaker 1>TMZ today. Matthew McConaughey's mother had a bizarre request after

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<v Speaker 1>her husband died of a heart attack while having sex,

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<v Speaker 1>and this had first been put in his book in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty. We talked about it a lot on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking about his new book, The actor said, James Donald McConaughey,

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<v Speaker 1>who was an alcoholic, his dad, wanted to die making

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<v Speaker 1>love to his wife. He always said that, I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an interesting part of the story is that

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<v Speaker 1>he regularly said to people, I want to die having

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<v Speaker 1>sex when I go, and he ended up dying having sex.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew McConaughey writes about when I got that call. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a Monday afternoon. I was in Austin, they were

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<v Speaker 1>in Houston. Mom said, your dad has moved on, but

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't tell me in the initial call. How when

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<v Speaker 1>I got back to Austin where they were, he learned

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<v Speaker 1>that they had made love that morning at about six

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<v Speaker 1>thirty am. Morning sex, you know, some people like it,

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<v Speaker 1>some people don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's how to start the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I've known people who don't like it. Don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good way to start the day. I think you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>But as soon as they finished having sex, so at

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<v Speaker 1>least they got to finish. You'd hate to die before

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<v Speaker 1>you did. Uh. He had a heart attack and died.

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<v Speaker 1>Given that his dad, James was naked when the paramedics arrived,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, unless you're gonna unless you're gonna try to

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<v Speaker 1>dress a corpse before the paramedics get there, I might

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<v Speaker 1>do that. I might try to pull some sweats. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm with my wife, she dies of a heart

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<v Speaker 1>attack while we're having sex, and I might try to

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<v Speaker 1>put some sweats on her before the paramedics get there.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean do Okay, See, my brain's going into

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<v Speaker 3>like crime scene type stuff because there's like an investigation.

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<v Speaker 1>You think they're gonna think I killed her? You never know?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you dress her?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Why I thought you were having sex? Why is

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<v Speaker 2>she dressed?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Given that James was naked when paramedics arrived,

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew remembered them trying to cover him up as they

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<v Speaker 1>hauled him out to the gurney, but mom was having

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<v Speaker 1>none of it. She didn't want him covered up. My

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<v Speaker 1>mom's in the dryway, McConaughey writes, and she pulled the

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<v Speaker 1>sheet off of him. That's big Jim. He's gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>out how he went. Don't be trying to cover up

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<v Speaker 1>how he went out. He's in his birthday suit and

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<v Speaker 1>he's right there. Don't be covering that man up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very confused by all of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think they're both crazy. As if. In case

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<v Speaker 1>you don't remember this nugget from the book, they had

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<v Speaker 1>had quite the tumultuous relationship. They beat the living crap

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<v Speaker 1>out of each other. According to Matthew McConaughey, mutual combat.

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<v Speaker 1>They both beat each other up.

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<v Speaker 2>Mutual combat.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's an actual thing. The cops call it, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>If they did decide, you know, it's mutual combat. You're

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<v Speaker 1>both beaten on each other. I'm not gonna hauld one

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<v Speaker 1>of you off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They also married each other three times and divorced twice. Wow, yeah, twice.

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<v Speaker 1>They got divorced three times. They got married and were

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<v Speaker 1>together there on that fateful morning at six thirty in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, still obviously into each other in their old age,

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<v Speaker 1>enough that they had sex, though his heart could not

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<v Speaker 1>stand up to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Third time's the charm.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that third marriage. I'm not buying a wedding gift

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<v Speaker 4>for you, right Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I've already got you two gifts, both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough it would be I'm not even sure I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to attend. Look, I have traveled all the way to

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<v Speaker 1>Austin a couple of times. Yeah, just uh, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what the fifth time, I'll come back. That is

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<v Speaker 1>some nutty behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>This is so bizarre that he wanted to die having

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<v Speaker 3>sex with her and that's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he did, and then he did And.

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<v Speaker 3>Is she upset or is she like, yeah, I'm good

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<v Speaker 3>or you know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You mean I'm so good I stopped his heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you mean I must really be something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm something.

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<v Speaker 1>I am really something.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>This is fascinating.

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of shows you why Matthew McConaughey is the

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<v Speaker 1>way he is. He's a pretty kookie dude, and obviously

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<v Speaker 1>his mom and dad were very kookie. That whole getting

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<v Speaker 1>divorced a couple of times then getting married three times

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<v Speaker 1>to the same person.

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<v Speaker 3>I know a couple that has been married twice and

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<v Speaker 3>divorced twice, and after the second one they were like

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<v Speaker 3>all right, we tried this is not happening.

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<v Speaker 1>So they tried it again. Yeah, good for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but there there was like drugs and stuff involved.

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<v Speaker 3>So they got clean and then got remarried and they're like, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like you sober either.

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy, but that I mean three times.

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<v Speaker 1>You would think at some point when somebody would say

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<v Speaker 1>how about you know you're in a fight, and one

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<v Speaker 1>of them says, that's it, I want a divorce. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been down this road before. Maybe how about we

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<v Speaker 1>calm down. Yeah, let's discuss it in a week and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we still feel the same. Let's revisit this,

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<v Speaker 1>let's table this, we'll circle back, circle all the corporate lines. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because it seems like we've made some hasty decisions in

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<v Speaker 1>the past.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, And she pulls the sheet off him. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>hauled out to the UH paramedics van completely naked as

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<v Speaker 1>an old man, because that's the way he came in

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the way he wanted to go out. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good story.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question that might be inappropriate. I probably

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<v Speaker 3>shouldn't even ask it, but I know what you're asking.

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<v Speaker 3>Was he was he in performance modell.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the movie Clerks that would lead me

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<v Speaker 1>to believe that, Yes, it stays that way you have.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you're just stuck like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're stuck like that, Yeah, exactly, which is not a

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<v Speaker 1>bad way to go out, I guess interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Open casket makes hey look at him.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes it difficult for the poor person who's got to

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<v Speaker 1>dress you at the funeral home, uncomfortable for them. What

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<v Speaker 1>a job my dad did that, dressed people at the

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<v Speaker 1>funeral home.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad was an embalmer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh wait a second, I just talked to your

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<v Speaker 1>dad the other day. How was this not nugget not known?

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<v Speaker 1>Your dad embalmed dead people. Yeah, hebalmed dead people. Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he did it to live people as well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was a paramedic.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he ended up working at the funeral home

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<v Speaker 3>and he was the embalmer. And he used to have

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<v Speaker 3>to spend the night there like, because they would work

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<v Speaker 3>different shifts because the bodies would come in at all

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<v Speaker 3>times during the day. And he said, one time he

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<v Speaker 3>was dressing this guy and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy you would dress them yeow yeah, And.

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<v Speaker 3>When this guy died with his legs crossed, and then

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<v Speaker 3>my dad uncrossed his legs and turned around to get

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<v Speaker 3>the guy's socks.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the guy's legs shot back, and my dad said

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<v Speaker 2>he almost pissed himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would freak me out. I don't believe in

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<v Speaker 1>ghosts or any of that sort of stuff. But the

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<v Speaker 1>body starts moving on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he's got some great embalming story.

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<v Speaker 1>How did I just find this out? We had him

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<v Speaker 1>on the air last week, probably wouldn't even have talked

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<v Speaker 1>about the trial.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can have him back to talk about dressing

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<v Speaker 2>dead people.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't know, if you're listening to this, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know. Katie's dad was a judge for many, many years,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have him on to talk about lost stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But now we gotta talk to him about dressing dead people. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What's harder to get on a dress or pants? You

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<v Speaker 1>know that's something. The socks. What's the most difficult part,

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<v Speaker 1>the socks, touching that cold dead foot. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>peel those socks. Have you ever put socks on a

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<v Speaker 1>little kid? You know how hard it is to put

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<v Speaker 1>socks on someone else. But if they're dead, the feel

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<v Speaker 1>of that dead skin, Oh my god, I can't even imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>Literal Morgs feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, dang it, that's rough. Okay, Well, we will

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<v Speaker 1>talk to uh Katie's dad in the future about dressing

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<v Speaker 1>dead people.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I have these old clothes at home that

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know what to do with. Now I know

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<v Speaker 4>where I can put him. Yeah, send to the Morgs.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I guess that's it.