1
00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

2
00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,800
Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

3
00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,840
Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

4
00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:15,640
Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties.

5
00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:22,520
Speaker 1: I thank you for Collins. Wait, this is Jeremy can

6
00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,520
Speaker 1: help you? Yeah, hither. I was looking to order some

7
00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,640
Speaker 1: party subs. Who would I speak with about that? Um?

8
00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,479
Speaker 1: I can't handle that order for you. What day are

9
00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,199
Speaker 1: you're looking to have the subs for? I will be

10
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,479
Speaker 1: for Saturday night, Okay, I having a pretty big party,

11
00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,120
Speaker 1: so I'll probably need about six of them. And what's

12
00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,960
Speaker 1: the name for the order? Seth McElroy. That's my name,

13
00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,519
Speaker 1: Seth Okay. Um, and you said six subs? Yeah, and

14
00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,560
Speaker 1: it's pretty specific. Each one has to have a lot

15
00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,640
Speaker 1: of meat on it, so it looks really big and plump, plumper,

16
00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:56,520
Speaker 1: the better, double the meat, got it? Yeah, Well we

17
00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,560
Speaker 1: could do a double meat, no problem. And then I

18
00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,920
Speaker 1: want some meatballs on the side. You want to do

19
00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,479
Speaker 1: a side of meatballs? Well, yeah, sort of. I just

20
00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,759
Speaker 1: want you to attach two meatballs onto the side of

21
00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:12,800
Speaker 1: the subs with toothpicks. So right on one end of it. Okay,

22
00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,080
Speaker 1: it's just really important that I get those meatballs for

23
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,000
Speaker 1: the party. It's it's kind of a theme thing, got it. Yeah,

24
00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,800
Speaker 1: it's a party for adventurous men and women. You know,

25
00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,880
Speaker 1: That's why I need the subs to look a certain way. Okay, Um,

26
00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,600
Speaker 1: your name? What was your name again? Jeremy? Jeremy? Yeah, awesome,

27
00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:34,160
Speaker 1: Hey Jeremy. So are you are you adventurous at all? Uh?

28
00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I don't don't. I mean, I

29
00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,000
Speaker 1: don't know what you mean by that. Well, I mean,

30
00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,360
Speaker 1: just are you adventurous? You like to have fun? Yeah?

31
00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,160
Speaker 1: Of course, man. I love you know, snowboarding, I love

32
00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,320
Speaker 1: you know all that stuff. Well, what if I paid

33
00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,800
Speaker 1: you twenty dollars to drop off the order and then

34
00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,640
Speaker 1: maybe you can stay a while and partake in some

35
00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:57,840
Speaker 1: of the adventures that we're having. Um, I'm really not

36
00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,720
Speaker 1: allowed to do that. That's kind of like store policy.

37
00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,480
Speaker 1: We don't really do it. Delivery service thing. Yeah, I

38
00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,120
Speaker 1: just can't. You just got to pick them up. Well,

39
00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,240
Speaker 1: what if I gave you fifty bucks and then when

40
00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,160
Speaker 1: you enter the party, like as soon as you walk in,

41
00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:14,440
Speaker 1: you take your shirt off and yell, key party you

42
00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:20,120
Speaker 1: are you serious. Yeah, yeah, you wanna you know, No,

43
00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,239
Speaker 1: I mean that's really not something I would do. That's

44
00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,040
Speaker 1: not really nice. About a hundred bucks. I don't think

45
00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,200
Speaker 1: I can do that. That's not like really something I'm

46
00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:32,120
Speaker 1: allowed to do. Two hundred dollars. You're driving a hard bargain, Jeremy,

47
00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna pay me two hundred dollars. I just have

48
00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,000
Speaker 1: to just deliver the sub to take my shirt off,

49
00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,520
Speaker 1: and I gotta yell key party. Well yeah, and then

50
00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,639
Speaker 1: maybe if you could bring a couple of those plastic

51
00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,679
Speaker 1: bottles from work and spray some mayo on everybody, that'd

52
00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,280
Speaker 1: be awesome. Wait what you want me to You want

53
00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,200
Speaker 1: to spray condiments on people? Yeah? First, I mean you can.

54
00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,360
Speaker 1: We'll start with that, and then you can do all

55
00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,600
Speaker 1: kinds of things. I don't know what you're talking about. It,

56
00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,760
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do that. Man, that's kind

57
00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,480
Speaker 1: of that's hot. It's pretty hot to be that's a

58
00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,560
Speaker 1: little that's crazy. So yeah, I don't. I mean, that's

59
00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm and I know he probably is against work policy

60
00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,720
Speaker 1: to deliver sandwiches. But I can just give you my

61
00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,560
Speaker 1: number and we can do it kind of off the books.

62
00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,480
Speaker 1: I'll pay you two hundred bucks. You come by with

63
00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,480
Speaker 1: those subs, you take your shirt off, spray a little

64
00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,600
Speaker 1: mayo on people, and then you stay for the party.

65
00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,040
Speaker 1: I mean, two hundred bucks is a lot of money. Man, Um,

66
00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,840
Speaker 1: can I call you back? Like, I just don't know

67
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,160
Speaker 1: how my girlfriend would feel about. Oh you got a girlfriend? Yeah,

68
00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:35,760
Speaker 1: I mean if she's like, you know, hello, bonus bonus,

69
00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,640
Speaker 1: bring her along, I'll three and extra fifty. Oh man,

70
00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I could do that. That's

71
00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,480
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Like, I mean, yeah, it is crazy. Trust me.

72
00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:49,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a crazy evening, okay. And just something

73
00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,720
Speaker 1: about you makes me want to I don't just rub

74
00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,800
Speaker 1: your shoulders a bit, okay, man, Yeah, I mean I

75
00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,680
Speaker 1: don't think I could do it. I you know, I

76
00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,640
Speaker 1: thought like two D a lot, but like I just

77
00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,480
Speaker 1: you want to rub? You want to rub my shoulders? No,

78
00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm just not really into what you're suggesting to me

79
00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:09,440
Speaker 1: right now. That's not really my Oh, Jeremy, Jeremy, you're

80
00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,120
Speaker 1: not in the massages. Everybody. I know that's a good

81
00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,280
Speaker 1: massage from time to time. Well, yeah, I mean, you know,

82
00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,800
Speaker 1: I love a massage from a girlfriend and so you know,

83
00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,640
Speaker 1: like you know, from her and about fifteen other people

84
00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,000
Speaker 1: at a party. I think we're just we're different worlds

85
00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,840
Speaker 1: right now, and I just don't think you're in two

86
00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,240
Speaker 1: different worlds. You're at the sandwich shop and I'm just

87
00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,599
Speaker 1: doing a prank phone call on you, so maybe we'll

88
00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:34,400
Speaker 1: never meet. What did you just say? I said, this

89
00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,520
Speaker 1: is a prank phone call, because this is Jewel from

90
00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,039
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

91
00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,160
Speaker 1: on you and your co worker Alex set you up.

92
00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,760
Speaker 1: Wait are you serious? Oh? Oh my god, I'm gonna

93
00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,080
Speaker 1: kill him. Yeah, he wanted me to mess with you

94
00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,760
Speaker 1: and get you back for calling in sick so much lately.

95
00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:57,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, what you asked me to take

96
00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,120
Speaker 1: my shirt off? It's frank condiments up evil? I lost

97
00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,919
Speaker 1: my shop. I was like, what kind of party are

98
00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,839
Speaker 1: we talking about here? Well, hey, anytime you and your

99
00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,599
Speaker 1: lady want to come over and party, you let me know. Okay, No, man,

100
00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm never caring, all right? Wake up every morning with

101
00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,440
Speaker 1: jul Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties Holy ninety

102
00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,159
Speaker 1: two point five