WEBVTT - My Favorite Socks - 10.13.26

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, it is time for today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>What you got for us?

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. I got you. Here it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to figure out how stupid I want to be.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm trying to decide if I want to

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<v Speaker 4>be mediocre, stupid, you know, go to the fullest level

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<v Speaker 4>extent of it. I just, you know, sometimes I can't

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<v Speaker 4>make up my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go full out.

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<v Speaker 2>He said mediocre.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're going to go all the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>This right here is my favorite socks. My favorite socks. socks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's stupid. It's not even mediocre.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all ain't got y'all favorite socks? Do y'all have y'all

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<v Speaker 4>favorite drawers? Favorite bras? Ain't nobody got that?

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all ain't got no favorite underclothes? I'm the only one

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<v Speaker 1>got favorite socks. Yeah, he got a favorite bra tummy.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand bra tummy. But you got one that

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<v Speaker 1>do you better than the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you didn't let us down with the stupidity stuff

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<v Speaker 4>at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>You did not let us down. No.

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<v Speaker 4>I get so tired of hearing my wife, I need

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<v Speaker 4>some new bras. Why don't you buy some? Why do

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<v Speaker 4>we have to get ahead of this conversation? Ladies, y'all

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<v Speaker 4>need more than four or five bras.

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<v Speaker 1>You really do. I don't understand that. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>in the bra drawer? I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to figure out.

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<v Speaker 1>What you could do to Frank?

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<v Speaker 5>What? I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 4>I know everybody got a favorite, I'm sure, right? I

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<v Speaker 4>got a favorite pair of drawers. Every man got a

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<v Speaker 4>favorite pair of drawers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you got a favorite pair of drawers. Don't compare

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<v Speaker 1>us to you. You ain't got no favorite pair of drawers.

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<v Speaker 4>So you just going around the house, you see my

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<v Speaker 4>favorite pair of drawers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is too much. You know what's my favorite?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all ain't got no favorite pair of drawers.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I only bought one brand of underwear, and they

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<v Speaker 2>all black. And so I don't really. All your drawers

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<v Speaker 2>is black? Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do we have this conversation?

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<v Speaker 1>Why you don't put no color on your drawers? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you wear black often?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you care?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to figure out why you in my drawers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to figure that out.

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<v Speaker 5>All over here.

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<v Speaker 2>What is you all up in here talking about my drawers?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just looking at this screen going, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't wear nothing but black? How you don't want no color?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying. That's an ignorant show. That don't make

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<v Speaker 1>no sense. I was so puzzled.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at your neck, you.

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<v Speaker 1>By my drawers.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all you got. All right, my favorite. My favorite socks.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to have some color in your drawers, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Listen, my favorite socks. Let's go get them.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm trying to reach Charles.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this is Charles.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you live in apartment?

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<v Speaker 5>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Benny, man. I live in. Let me

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<v Speaker 3>say this to you, man. This is like the third

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<v Speaker 3>time this done happened, you know, and I done got

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<v Speaker 3>fed up with it, so I'm finna sit here. We

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<v Speaker 3>finna get this straight.

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<v Speaker 5>Hold up, hold up, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, wait. Who?

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<v Speaker 5>Who are you again?

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<v Speaker 3>My name's Benny, man.

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<v Speaker 5>I live in.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, do you use the washroom on the property?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, man, I use the washroom.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is the third time this has happened. Last

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<v Speaker 3>night was the third time. Now, the first time, I

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<v Speaker 3>happened to be in the washroom with you, and I

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<v Speaker 3>come up with a shirt missing. Now, the second time

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<v Speaker 3>was my T-shirt, my Chicago Bulls championship T-shirt. I saw

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<v Speaker 3>your girl with it on. Now, last night, last night

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<v Speaker 3>was the one that drew the line. My favorite socks

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<v Speaker 3>was missing out the dryer when I come back to

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<v Speaker 3>get my stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>What you're doing, man, when you're in this washroom. If

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<v Speaker 3>you decide you're just going to go shopping in the

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<v Speaker 3>dryer and get what you want out of it from

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<v Speaker 3>other people's stuff, man. But this ain't you. Hold up.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a grown man. What are you talking about shopping?

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<v Speaker 5>I work every day. I buy my own. Listen, you

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<v Speaker 5>called me tripping about some clothes. At worst, you called

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<v Speaker 5>me tripping about some socks. You're right. They're my favorite socks.

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<v Speaker 5>So what I got a problem is, what makes you

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<v Speaker 5>think you can start opening up dryers, getting people's.

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<v Speaker 3>Stuff out, man? Hold up.

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<v Speaker 5>What makes you think I'm opening up? Hold up. You

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<v Speaker 5>got the wrong one. Where you get my number from, anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>I got your number from the leasing office.

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<v Speaker 5>The leasing office?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I told them I needed to... Say what?

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<v Speaker 5>They done lost their * * * * mind giving

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<v Speaker 5>you my number, calling me with some * * * *

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<v Speaker 5>to buy some socks.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, they my favorite socks. And look here, I

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<v Speaker 3>want my socks back from you, man.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to say this one more time. You done

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<v Speaker 5>lost your * * * * mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm going to say this one more time. Either

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get them socks or I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>get that * * * *.

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<v Speaker 5>You got a plan. You say you live in five. What?

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<v Speaker 5>I live in * * * *. That's where I live.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll knock on your door in about 10 minutes if

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<v Speaker 5>it's okay with you, partner.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, it's whatever. All I know is you better.

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<v Speaker 5>Bring them socks when you bring your... You got my

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<v Speaker 5>favorite socks. You got my favorite socks. And you crying

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<v Speaker 5>like a little... about some socks? Man, to hell with you.

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<v Speaker 5>You got my socks, man. Man, I'm going to draw

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<v Speaker 5>a whooping yoke, partner. Hey, man, you better have my shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>You better have my Chicago Bulls championship shirt. And you

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<v Speaker 3>better have my sock. You can't be taking people's stuff

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<v Speaker 3>out the washroom.

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<v Speaker 5>That's fine, partner. You got three people to come. Fox

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<v Speaker 5>shirt and a t-shirt, that's what you want? You got

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<v Speaker 5>a woman coming for all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's fine with me, dog.

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<v Speaker 5>But all I do, I want my socks back, man.

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<v Speaker 5>You act like my little sister with her little.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, don't worry about that. I better not catch

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<v Speaker 3>you or your sister in my stuff. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>tear it off. You hear me?

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't going to tear a thing off nobody. You

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<v Speaker 5>done lost your mind, first of all. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 5>just head on down to the washroom so I can

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<v Speaker 5>whoop your ass now? I'll meet you in the washroom

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<v Speaker 5>right now, but you better bring my socks with you.

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<v Speaker 3>You hear me?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm bringing the poop into you, punk. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>put you inside that dryer and turn it on since

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<v Speaker 5>you stealing stuff out of it. Now, let me tell

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<v Speaker 5>you one thing. Hurry up. Put your on. Get down

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<v Speaker 5>to the washroom. Now, I'm tied up my shoes. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>already walking that way. So now what? You see me?

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<v Speaker 5>You know me. I already know you.

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<v Speaker 3>Once you get busted in the head, you'll know what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on.

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't a man enough. I'm going to. Hey, I'll

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<v Speaker 5>tell you what. How long is it going to take

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<v Speaker 5>you to get your ass over there? It's going to

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<v Speaker 5>take me about two minutes. All right, then.

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<v Speaker 3>Guess what else I'm bringing with me, Tom.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you bringing now?

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<v Speaker 3>Is you listening to see what I'm bringing?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, what?

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<v Speaker 3>This is nephew Tommy. Say what, man?

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<v Speaker 5>Who is this? Hey, Charles.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, man. Yo, girl,

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<v Speaker 3>Shandria got me to prank you, man.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, y'all wrong. Y'all wrong. Man, I got one boot on.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on my way down the stairs. I'm on the

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<v Speaker 5>beach with my son. Come on, man. Tell me it

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<v Speaker 5>ain't so. Man, I'm talking about I know ain't no

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<v Speaker 5>grown man on this phone crying over no... Some socks, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Some socks.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, some socks. Boy, you know y'all tripping.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, I got one more question, baby. What is

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<v Speaker 3>the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, that's easy. The Steve Harvey Martin Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Charles, I got you, man.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so kindly.

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<v Speaker 4>Keeping it stupid on this great getting up Tuesday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Carla. See what I do for you, Carla,

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<v Speaker 1>on your birthday. I keep it stupid for you, girl.

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<v Speaker 1>You did that.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>That was for Carla. I don't want this gift.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Carla know good and well that ain't for her.

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<v Speaker 2>He's stupid every day don't be trying to make it

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<v Speaker 2>about me all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 4>I will be stupid October 22nd 23rd 24th Greensboro North

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<v Speaker 4>Carolina Comedy Zone the nephew is coming to town tickets

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<v Speaker 4>on sale right now laying in the cut it will

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<v Speaker 4>be Halloween weekend in Jacksonville Florida yes sir 29 30

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<v Speaker 4>and 31 Jacksonville Florida that too is the Comedy Zone

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<v Speaker 4>tickets on sale right now Miss Shirley thank you