1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, Hello, Hello, good Tuesday. 2 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 1: To you, good Tuesday. What am I even saying? Hi? Besties, 3 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: listeners of the show, New listeners, welcome in. Um, we'll 4 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: get Andrew Colin in here shortly. Top of the show. 5 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 1: I always just do a solo. Noah's here though, I 6 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: mean she's in Arizona. But my producer Noah, Um, how 7 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:42,319 Speaker 1: are you a girl? I'm good? Yeah, me too, I'm 8 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: you know what. We have a segment later on in 9 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: the show that like, I just kind of was working 10 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: on in terms of like going through my Spotify and 11 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: like picking out because later on we're gonna do top 12 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: one Bottom one, which is where we like give our 13 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: top and bottom like favorite, the least favorite of a 14 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: certain category. In today's category is sad songs, so look 15 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: forward to that. Um, I was just going through my 16 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: sad songs. Girl, I can't see with the top one. 17 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: I have even gotten to the bottom one, yet I 18 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: still have to think, like I can't decide if I'm 19 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: going to choose the worst. My least favorite sad song 20 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: is the one that like maybe is is one that 21 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: I tired out because of past relationships. I listened to 22 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: it too much. I am a sad song connoisseur. I realized, 23 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: like all the music I love the most, the most 24 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: that makes me feel as sad songs because sadness is 25 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 1: the feeling that I avoid the most to my life. 26 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: People are always like, you don't let happiness in, and 27 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: I'm like, or I guess. Andrew says that a lot. 28 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: He's like, you never celebrate good things, and I'm like, 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: my life is constant happiness, and I am never overly 30 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: happy because I'm scared of sadness that will arise when 31 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: the thing that I'm happy about inevitably ends. Because everything ends, 32 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: you lose everything in life. One of my favorite Sam 33 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: Harris quotes is everyone you know will late will lose 34 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: everything and everyone that they've ever loved. So why everyone 35 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: that you encounter, everyone that you know, will one day 36 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: lose everything they love, everyone they love, and that's inevitable 37 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: for all of us. So why wouldn't you want to 38 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: go through your life trying to make that person's life 39 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: as good as possible knowing that they're going to someday 40 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: lose everything. So that's just a nice reminder. But I 41 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: and I woke up this morning, I'd have dream that 42 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: I was on a reality show that was asking me 43 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 1: about my feelings about love and fear, and I was 44 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: like I was doing some interview and but basically I 45 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: just said that, like I'm so scared of feeling sad 46 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: that I you know, you don't let yourself like ever 47 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 1: fall or whatever, or like get too attached. That's why 48 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: I don't want to have kids, is because I will 49 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: love you love something so much that if it goes away, 50 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,079 Speaker 1: can get over a guy, Like I know that I've 51 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: proven I can get over like love. But like a child, 52 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: if something God forbid happens, you are you just have 53 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: to I would just have to, Like I don't know 54 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: what I do. I mean, no parents do it all 55 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: the time. But it's just like I'm too much of 56 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: a pussy to love something that much. Even my dogs. 57 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: I'm kind of like I can't get too close. I 58 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: just can't, like you have to stay with my parents too, 59 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:29,239 Speaker 1: because I can't take the burden of this. Because when 60 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: you're going through a loss, that is an experience, but 61 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: like if you lose, it's just you know, I'm going 62 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: through like heart ache right now, Like I'm I'm going 63 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: through loss of like love lost and it was short love, 64 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: but it was like still, you know, it feels ridiculous 65 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 1: to be talking about the thing that I'm sad about 66 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: as like and bug bugging my friends with it, and 67 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: because it it just materialized so quickly, and so it 68 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: doesn't seem like, oh my god, you you know, you 69 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: weren't together years and this isn't a breakup, and it's like, 70 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: I don't know, I just feel like I'm just letting 71 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: myself feel as sad, even though I'm making excuses right 72 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: now for why I shouldn't be. Anyway, I've been uh 73 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 1: feeling that, and I have been going through so many 74 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 1: sad love songs to help me process my feelings. Shout 75 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: out to um uh god. I mean, I don't want 76 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,559 Speaker 1: to give away some of the I mean Taylor Swift 77 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: you know, has helped me through, but not as much 78 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: as you think, like she's like my go to girl 79 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: when like sh it's okay. Um. I definitely though, have 80 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: been thank God for music, like whenever I was watching 81 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: American eyel last night and this girl was talking about 82 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 1: how she almost died when she was like thirteen. She 83 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: was singing the song about like being a dead child. 84 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: It was really sad, and I'm not trying. That sounded 85 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: funny when I said it, but maybe because I'm weird 86 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: that that sounded funny. But she was thinking it a 87 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: song like a child, like saying like remember me, mom, 88 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: I'll be an angel. Like so sad. And so she 89 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: is telling Snoop Dogg, don't even ask me why Snoop 90 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: Dogg was this woman's coach or that why. I mean, 91 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: it was great because he's amazing, but she got him 92 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,919 Speaker 1: to cry. Snoop Dogg was like tearing up, which it 93 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: takes a lot for a podhead to cry. Like I'm 94 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: not kidding you. Pot at like if you smoke gonna 95 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: enough weed, which Snoop Dogg definitely does, tears ain't tears 96 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,239 Speaker 1: ain't coming out. That's what you're That's what you're pushing 97 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: down with weed. It's addictive. Don't get in a fight 98 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: with me. Um not for everyone, but uh yeah. So anyway, 99 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: she was singing the song and she goes, you know, music, 100 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: I wouldn't have gotten through that time without music. And 101 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,919 Speaker 1: I'm like that's a bold statement, Like you wouldn't have 102 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: survived this illness if you didn't have music. But then 103 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,040 Speaker 1: I was, And I hate when people say that generally 104 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: of like your music saved my life. When they scream 105 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: it to Lady Gaga, she's rolling up the window on 106 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,719 Speaker 1: her car and they're like trying, like the Billy Eilish documentary, 107 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: like girls are just holding her hands her car window 108 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: is she's trying to make her way through like crazy 109 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: fan fair and they're like, you saved my life, Billy. 110 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't know if I give music 111 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: that much credit, but if I didn't have music right 112 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: now to get me through this, it would be a 113 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: whole different The thing I don't even know how to 114 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,239 Speaker 1: prioritize in terms of when you're going through a breakup, 115 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: whether it's like friends, music, weed, um, work, um, that's 116 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 1: about it, and God, I know that's like my version 117 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:40,919 Speaker 1: of God talking into the ether, like uh, I've i 118 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 1: uh if anyone out there like the thing is when 119 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 1: you're going through heartache, and the kind I'm going through 120 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: is a specific kind that doesn't have a lot of 121 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: resources available for people who are going through it, which 122 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: I will make once I get through it, and like 123 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: am able to make art of it. I'm going to 124 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:06,039 Speaker 1: take this experience that is not very uh talked about, 125 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: and like makes so because I know there's other people 126 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: out there that in my same issue, because I've talked 127 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 1: to all my friends and they all have been through 128 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: something similar, and they all at the same time, we're 129 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: looking for resources to make them feel less alone, because 130 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 1: that's what art is. It makes you feel like, oh 131 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: my god, someone else has felt this pain. Um and anyway, 132 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: so I've been I've been looking for stuff like tell 133 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: oh so uh oh yeah. One of the things that 134 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 1: I talked about yesterday is I've been like recording podcasts, 135 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: which is like my medium of choice anyway, but no 136 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: one thought of that. Like I'm serious, you guys. If 137 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: you're out there, if you know someone who's going through heartache, 138 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 1: who's going who's got broken up with, who broke up with, 139 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 1: someone who just or you're missing your dog like a 140 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: death or anything. I'm not joking, you make a recording. 141 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: I know that like writing emails or writing letters really 142 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: helps because that's been doing like it's been helping me. 143 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: But just use a voice recorder on your phone. And 144 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,239 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you, like you feel like you're talking 145 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: to them because there's something about putting on a recording 146 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: where you're like, they could hear it someday, do you 147 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? If they're dead, this is a 148 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: different thing. But also, I I feel it's funny that 149 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: because I talked to a lot of people that in 150 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: my life who have died that I wasn't even as 151 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: close to as I am now that they've died. Um, 152 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: I talked to like, uh, I had a friend kill 153 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: himself in high school that I wasn't that close with. 154 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 1: But you know, you just know, like when you meet 155 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: someone that you're like, they're special. I probably would have 156 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 1: still known him if he didn't take his own life. 157 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: But because he didn't, because it was so profound to me, 158 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: I talked to him all the time, and I may 159 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't even know, Like i'd probably see him 160 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: on Facebook once in a while now, like truth be told, 161 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,440 Speaker 1: and now I have this great relationship with them. So 162 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 1: if you want a better relationship with people, just kill yourself. 163 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,080 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Please do not do that. That was 164 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 1: a joke. I'm trying to get us out of a 165 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: sad play. Is Please please please know that there is 166 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: a hotline you can call at any time if you 167 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 1: are feeling suicidal, there is so much help out there immediately, 168 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:11,920 Speaker 1: and to please, if you're looking for a sign to 169 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 1: not kill yourself, this is it. You thinking about it, 170 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: do not do it. Do not do it you. So 171 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: that's what that's that actually gets me out of it. 172 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,959 Speaker 1: When I see people holding signs on the side of 173 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 1: the road that say, if you think about kill yourself today, 174 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,599 Speaker 1: don't do it. Have you ever seen that. There's like 175 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: an old guy that holds us he lost his son 176 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,439 Speaker 1: to suicide, so he stands on the highway and says, 177 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: if you're looking for a sign not to kill yourself today, 178 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 1: this is it. And it's like that would actually probably 179 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,839 Speaker 1: break someone out of that spell of like I need 180 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 1: to do it, like everything's pointing me to do it, 181 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,440 Speaker 1: because you when you get suicidal, you think that the 182 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 1: world is telling you to do it. So to have 183 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,800 Speaker 1: an intervention like that, I think is really special. And 184 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 1: this is yours. If you're thinking about it, I'm talking 185 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: to you right now. Don't do it. Please. It's just 186 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: it's just the worst and uh, and things get better, 187 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,559 Speaker 1: they really do. Um. But what I was going to 188 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 1: say is I've been making podcasts for these for people 189 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: and um and and yeah, and I also talked to 190 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: Harris Wittles as someone who passed. Um, I think on 191 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 1: the I forget what day, maybe the twenty it was 192 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: his birthday on the twenty. But um. He was a 193 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,800 Speaker 1: comedian that I knew, was friends with, had a slight 194 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 1: romance with, but never anything that was truly reciprocated or 195 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,440 Speaker 1: what I wanted, you know, young twenties hooking up where 196 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,719 Speaker 1: the girl likes the guy. I'm more than the guy 197 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: likes a girl. But he's someone that I know now 198 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: in my life I would have a very very close 199 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,640 Speaker 1: relationship with. So I talked to him a lot and 200 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 1: like laugh about situations because he's hilarious and would probably 201 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 1: find the humor in it, and so I try to 202 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,719 Speaker 1: make him laugh a lot. When I talked to him 203 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,720 Speaker 1: about a guy, I like, can you talk out loud 204 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,280 Speaker 1: or is it mostly in your head when you do that? 205 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 1: Great question? No? Uh, um, I it's embarrassing, but I 206 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:55,320 Speaker 1: do talk out loud. And it took me a while 207 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 1: to get to that place with these dead people I 208 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,160 Speaker 1: talked to, Like, it was years and years, and I 209 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,400 Speaker 1: didn't start talking to them until, like, you know, David 210 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,640 Speaker 1: died in high school, and I think I wasn't comfortable 211 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 1: enough like talking to him even in my mind until 212 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: maybe ten years later, and then out loud, not until 213 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,319 Speaker 1: two years ago, and even now, like I have to 214 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: be completely alone because I don't want people to see 215 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,840 Speaker 1: me talking to myself, but I talk out loud. There's 216 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,080 Speaker 1: no harm in talking aloud, and it actually helps you 217 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: articulate your thoughts, much like you know, writing stuff helps you, 218 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 1: Like your thoughts go so fast and you're you're when 219 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 1: you talk it slows them down, and when you journal, 220 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,800 Speaker 1: it slows them down even more. So that's that's my 221 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 1: answert of that. All right, Let's get Andrew in here. 222 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,559 Speaker 1: Speaking of friends who uh it will probably die someday 223 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: and I'll have to deal with their loss because he's 224 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 1: older than me and he doesn't floss or brushes teeth regularly. 225 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 1: Let's get him in here. Oh God, Andrew, when that 226 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:02,719 Speaker 1: with that wasting it? Where those the lizards or the frogs? Wait? No, 227 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: that was around the same time as the Budweiser bud 228 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 1: Wise people loved that ship. It was probably that I 229 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,199 Speaker 1: saw an Adam Sandler movie and they brought that back 230 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 1: like strong throughout the whole movie, like it was like 231 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: the run through, like the running line. Did they talk 232 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: about the fact that it was the old commercial or 233 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 1: was it? Like I think it was just understood for 234 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: all the whats up heads out there, you know, for 235 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: those of you listening who don't know it was a 236 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,199 Speaker 1: ad campaign where a bunch of idiots would like pick 237 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 1: up the phone and talk to their friends and go 238 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 1: what that what? But it of me and my friend 239 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,640 Speaker 1: I reminds me of because because like a word of 240 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:50,080 Speaker 1: vocal sound that doesn't actually resemble, it's not a word, 241 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: and it's just it's just like your mouth gets lazy 242 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:57,439 Speaker 1: and doesn't want to say cool. So you say, did 243 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:02,280 Speaker 1: you watch the video I sent you of Pearl Jam? No, 244 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,599 Speaker 1: I mean I did, but it wouldn't load. It was 245 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 1: a TikTok and I don't have TikTok on my phone 246 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:11,680 Speaker 1: because it's it's an addictive drug. Oh well, it goes 247 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 1: with what you're saying, Like how how Eddie Vetter sings. 248 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:19,319 Speaker 1: He doesn't say the whole word, he's uh, it's really funny, 249 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 1: and they write out like what he's saying. Oh right, wait, 250 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:38,960 Speaker 1: hold on playing it. I mean, how much of you 251 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: watched this because it was a hot girl in a car, 252 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 1: like looking sideways and just being hot and kind of 253 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 1: being like, what's he's saying? And also like there's a 254 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,840 Speaker 1: there's a subreddit called like, let me look it up 255 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,760 Speaker 1: because it's so funny. It's like, I originally clicked on 256 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: this because the girl is hot, but then I stayed 257 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: on it because it was interesting, saying hold on, let 258 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,840 Speaker 1: me it's it's it's like an acronym that is hilarious. 259 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: UM yeah, it's um one second. Sorry, sorry, sorry, this 260 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 1: is worth it, I promise h T I oh here 261 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:16,080 Speaker 1: it is. What is that interesting? Oh that'd be better. 262 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 1: This is you and b G B B I I 263 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 1: V C h I D d c T I I 264 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 1: C b G And it's that's just a joke because 265 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: no one's ever going to like, remember that's how you 266 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 1: remember how to get to the grocery store. I know 267 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: I always come on with like pneumonic devices. It's called 268 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,040 Speaker 1: up voted. Up voted on Reddit means like I like it, 269 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: you know, up voted not because girl, but because it 270 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,520 Speaker 1: is very cool. However, I do concede that I initially 271 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: clicked because girl, So that is that's like what you 272 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: did for that any better thing? But um yeah, in 273 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,640 Speaker 1: high school, my my one of my best friend's name 274 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: was Laura Holly, and we ended up calling her hot 275 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 1: holl Holly. We never I think we've kept Hollie. We 276 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: called her Halla because she was just kind of like, Holla, 277 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,480 Speaker 1: don't cur like she was always like didn't wear makeup 278 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: and like didn't do her hair and they wouldn't put 279 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,720 Speaker 1: on lucien, like didn't wash her face tonight. Like she 280 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 1: just kind of like lives like a boy, but she 281 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: is very much a girl. But we were just like, Holly, 282 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 1: don't care. And because she didn't care, we stopped saying 283 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,280 Speaker 1: her name with any kind of emphasis. So we were 284 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,480 Speaker 1: like Halla became she was our field hockey goalie. She 285 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: she went from Holla to Halla to her to her 286 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: and so I swear to God and me and my 287 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 1: friends will go, so what's her doing? Like we literally 288 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: call her hair because it just is so funny to 289 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,040 Speaker 1: give nothing, to give something so little effort. Shout out 290 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: to her who listens to the podcast I do? How big? 291 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 1: When Holler Back Girl came out, did you guys lose 292 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: your mind? Um? No, because by then it was so 293 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: hire that holla, like didn't even at a place in 294 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,240 Speaker 1: our lexico, Like we didn't even know where it came from. 295 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 1: The anemology had been girl. There ain't no bad girl. 296 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: Tisn't been around that. I don't even know. I like 297 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: that girl. Yeah, that's such a song, but a sleep 298 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And it's fun to learn how to spell 299 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: in songs. It is ari F E C D. Yeah, dude, 300 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: how else would you spell it? M A S S 301 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 1: I S S I PPR like you gotta give it 302 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: a I love that hit? Who's that? Lord? Wait? Three 303 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: O nine? I want to do impressions of singers, like 304 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,520 Speaker 1: just little impressions because I was listening to all these 305 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 1: sad songs today to prepare for our top Top one one. 306 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 1: I'll give you some. I gotta listen to a clip 307 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,280 Speaker 1: and then I'm going to try to recreate it because 308 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 1: you know, for me, impressions are based solely on if 309 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: I hear it recently. Okay, so tell me all right, 310 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 1: Billie Eilish, Oh yeah, babe, hold on, hold on, she's 311 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: like to get in like baby voice. Hold on. Let 312 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,400 Speaker 1: me just play a little stippet because the only song 313 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 1: I know is like wish you were gay. You know 314 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:14,400 Speaker 1: that song? Yeah, yeah, you do. It's so good. Um, 315 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 1: I don't feel so good. Okay, So it's like, hold on, 316 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 1: you have to get like a picture, like being a 317 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: little baby in a shell, like a little baby crab 318 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 1: in a shell. I'm picturing myself as a little crustacean 319 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,920 Speaker 1: in a really lonely aquarium. Okay, hold on, And it's 320 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,439 Speaker 1: coming out of its shell and a little there's a 321 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 1: little microphone outside its shell, and it creeps out of 322 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 1: a shell and it goes and it's also in Phineas's 323 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:49,360 Speaker 1: bedroom her brother. Babe, baby, well done, baby baby. I 324 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 1: don't feel so good. Six words. You never understood this 325 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: aquarius getting kind of hot. Okay, that was pretty good. 326 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 1: I can't hear the aquarium was getting hot. Yeah, the 327 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,880 Speaker 1: aquariums get hot. You don't even realize that, Like they 328 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: get like they turned into terrariums, like and the little 329 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 1: crab needs it to be colder than the hot. It's 330 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: like this is a lizard aquarium. But these people really 331 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 1: need to get their lives together. I'm not gonna lie. 332 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:25,080 Speaker 1: Like hearing you do that was so soothing and made 333 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,440 Speaker 1: me feel so happy, and I get why she has 334 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: a hundred million followers, Like, yeah, you just talk like 335 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: this and you make a baby and she sings and 336 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: she sings it all sitting on a couch or sitting 337 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 1: on Phineas's bed, Like I'm sitting on a couch right now, 338 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 1: but you're describing at All I think about is the 339 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 1: crab from Little Mermaid. I don't know why Stan when 340 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: it sings like that, he is very happy that this 341 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 1: crab is like the one Jenny is. The Jenny slate 342 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 1: plays like a little seashell or a shell. Have you 343 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,440 Speaker 1: ever seen that? Oh she does like a voicing. It's 344 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,960 Speaker 1: like this. It's a little shall and it talks like this. 345 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,159 Speaker 1: It's very little and that's kind of what I was 346 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,640 Speaker 1: picturing um due to Driver's License Girl. I mean, it's 347 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: actually very similar world. I think we're figuring out, but wait, 348 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 1: hold on, yeah, driver's license girl. Hold I gotta remind 349 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,719 Speaker 1: myself by the way, he's a pretty girl that happens 350 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 1: to sing good songs, you know what I mean. I 351 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 1: can't hit those false sounds. I can't do those. Last 352 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,920 Speaker 1: week just like we Oh this is this girl is 353 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:35,440 Speaker 1: funny because she sings like she's oh, to baby. There's 354 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 1: a no more baby in this and it's always okay. 355 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,880 Speaker 1: So this girl is actually she is a little baby. 356 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,119 Speaker 1: She's a toddler, a baby toddler who's just an orphan 357 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 1: and she's on the street and she's putting on a 358 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 1: she's like trying to lug heavy things. She's like, I 359 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:55,919 Speaker 1: put on my driver's license last week. I put on 360 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,400 Speaker 1: my dance sport. Yeah, I put on my chance sport 361 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 1: back last week. My mom says I should get wheels 362 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 1: full my backpack, and like it's just like probably Scolios. 363 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,199 Speaker 1: That's that's Olivia Rodrigo and I love. I mean, like 364 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 1: I can't hit any of these. What's going on with 365 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: their trapper keeper? I heard that's I love trapper creep. 366 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:29,200 Speaker 1: My trap keeper the rings are not connecting in the middle, 367 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,679 Speaker 1: which is something that happens by the second week you 368 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 1: have them, or day two if you're Andrew or Nicky 369 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,000 Speaker 1: and you are bad with things. Dude, I would have 370 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 1: so much extra paper in my trapper keeper where I 371 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 1: couldn't close it and I'd have to squeeze it and 372 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,119 Speaker 1: it would never click, it would just squeeze. You know 373 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 1: what I mean? You know what I'm saying, like, I 374 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: know that feeling when you're squeezing you. This is the 375 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 1: sound of me squeezing my trapper keeper. Okay, I gotta 376 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,679 Speaker 1: get to the news. Why do I want to just 377 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: give you bread? You know I don't need carbs. Let's 378 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:14,200 Speaker 1: get to the news. You would die in orphan US first. 379 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,479 Speaker 1: Oh man, you heard it her first books. We got 380 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,640 Speaker 1: some great stories. I hope you're having fun out there 381 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 1: and all the swells. Uh. No, one watched the Oscars 382 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,440 Speaker 1: an all time low and didn't even crack ten million views. 383 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: To give you an idea last year views, Okay, they're 384 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:37,160 Speaker 1: not it's not YouTube viewers, okay, okay, But to give 385 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,560 Speaker 1: you an idea, three point six million words last year, 386 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 1: and I mean it didn't even you guys, listen to 387 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: that ten million. It didn't crack ten years million. A 388 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:51,200 Speaker 1: few years ago, it was like forty millions. Ellen hosted. 389 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,480 Speaker 1: The last time it was up in the forties was 390 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,520 Speaker 1: Ellen hosting? I think in two thousand seventeen, is that right? 391 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 1: I don't the picture with Jennifer, Laura and all those people. Yeah, 392 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,159 Speaker 1: I sent you the screenshots of the yeah, yeah, and 393 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: I'm looking at that now. Yeah. Okay, that's who was 394 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,600 Speaker 1: host team. I thought those were maybe two winners. Okay. 395 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:17,119 Speaker 1: Ellen DeGeneres won the Oscar for its Departed. Okay, let 396 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,640 Speaker 1: me look at it really quick. Remember the Departed when 397 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: she showed up and she's like, put the money in 398 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,639 Speaker 1: the bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So the Departed one that 399 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 1: year it was two thousand seven, it had forty point 400 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,760 Speaker 1: two million viewers. Now, um, if we go back, this 401 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 1: is interesting to me. I don't know if it's interesting 402 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,439 Speaker 1: to anyone else. Oh, here's where it had two thousand fourteen, 403 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: she hosted again, forty three point seven. That was the 404 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: highest it's been in uh since, the highest it ever 405 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 1: wasn't since two thousand one. That's what we have it for, 406 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: is is that is Ellen hosting in two thousand fourteen, 407 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 1: forty three point seven. And then if we're going back 408 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,440 Speaker 1: to two thousand one, we had four forty two point 409 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: nine people watching the Oscar. Steve Martin hosted that year 410 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 1: glad he won when he was in Gladiator exactly. You 411 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: know how to read these stats from Deadline Hollywood. And 412 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: then if we're looking at two thousand, twenty six million 413 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: now and that was with no host, we've had no 414 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 1: host three years in a row. I didn't know if 415 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 1: you guys knew that. I certainly didn't. Jimmy Kimmel was 416 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:20,679 Speaker 1: the last host in two thousand and then The Shape 417 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,439 Speaker 1: of Water one that year was point five million people watching. 418 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,440 Speaker 1: But you, guys, I mean it is not dipped. It's 419 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: been declining. It was the it was the lowest last 420 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,520 Speaker 1: year with twenty three. We're at ten now, I mean 421 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,960 Speaker 1: the words shows are over and I love it. The 422 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,919 Speaker 1: only thing, the only thing that I'm I'm feeling. What 423 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: are you saying that because the pomp is gone? No? 424 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,879 Speaker 1: Can I do kidding? I was just giving you yesterday 425 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,879 Speaker 1: here you were like, I'm going to miss the Awards 426 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,880 Speaker 1: and how there's a symphony and there's glits and glamour. 427 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,479 Speaker 1: I'm like, who is this guy? Are you still like 428 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:59,040 Speaker 1: the Oscars three or two years ago? You used to 429 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,880 Speaker 1: like the Oscars a couple of years ago. It reminded 430 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,480 Speaker 1: me of my childhood. Now I'm feeling so low, the 431 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:17,919 Speaker 1: lowest ratings of the year for the Oscars, and I'm yeah, 432 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,360 Speaker 1: oh and so so nocmona her played field hockey on 433 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:33,359 Speaker 1: our team. Okay, keep killing year, um Halla goalie, um 434 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: You can't save yourself by just saying words coming after 435 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:49,920 Speaker 1: a joke. Never bombed in my life, Never bomba Barack anyways, 436 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 1: news flash about Obama Andrew, You're gonna love this. Maybe 437 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 1: you won't love it as much as me. The house 438 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,960 Speaker 1: that we were shooting in that I talked about so 439 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,920 Speaker 1: much on the podcast that had my Green Room minute, 440 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:05,440 Speaker 1: the beautiful big house on this island. Barack Obama stayed 441 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,760 Speaker 1: there with his family when he visited. Grand came in. Whoa, 442 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: So he was in there where Barack Obama took a ship. 443 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 1: You might have sat on the same toilet that Barack 444 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,120 Speaker 1: Obama said on I might have been in the same 445 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,040 Speaker 1: bed that Like Michelle Obama and Barack didn't sleep in 446 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: the room that I was in, but I but maybe 447 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 1: they had a quickie on my bed, and it's not 448 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 1: my bed. It's definitely like was never mine. And by 449 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,639 Speaker 1: the way, when Barack has a quickie, Michelle still comes 450 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 1: just letting you know she does. Damn it, they're so hot. 451 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,800 Speaker 1: Go on, Okay. I just got very excited that I 452 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,959 Speaker 1: was even in the same place that Barack Obama had been. 453 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 1: And I think it reminds me of when I was 454 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:45,320 Speaker 1: in that apartment where Um, that one didn't till himself, 455 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,160 Speaker 1: but he died of an overdose. Philip Symore Hoffman. Yeah, 456 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,359 Speaker 1: you were like in the bathroom thing. Yeah, exactly the 457 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,639 Speaker 1: same thing. Um we had to squeeze in suicide. I mean, 458 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,720 Speaker 1: what's a Nikki Glazer podcast without suicide? You missed the 459 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,879 Speaker 1: top of the show too, I mean, it was all suicide. 460 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,399 Speaker 1: I'm not even so you go from suicide to go 461 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,320 Speaker 1: My Chance sport is heavy and last week it all 462 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 1: got inspired by sad songs written by babies. So the Oscars, 463 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,640 Speaker 1: I'd like to see it. Maybe it will bounce back. 464 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 1: I mean, this past year was COVID. No one went 465 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,400 Speaker 1: to the movie theater. There are no movie stars anymore, 466 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,680 Speaker 1: there are no there aren't like like they were like like. 467 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: And also the Oscars were promoted so much on television. 468 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,760 Speaker 1: No one watches cable television anymore. So, like, all these 469 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,760 Speaker 1: things add up to ten million viewers. But I'd like 470 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: to see when we start to go back to the 471 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 1: movie theater, will there be a buzz again? Will the 472 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,720 Speaker 1: Oscars come back? I'm very excited to announce very soon 473 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,439 Speaker 1: here that I will be hosting an awards show that 474 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 1: is going to be celebrating things that have nothing to 475 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,479 Speaker 1: do with movies. And I'm very excited because this is all. 476 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: This is what I'm realized, this is what I got 477 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,879 Speaker 1: asked to do this gig and I find out like 478 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 1: this is all before the Oscars and the globes were 479 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 1: like the globes were ship. I watched that and made 480 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,199 Speaker 1: fun of them and was literally like I want to 481 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 1: win a Golden Globe today, But do I like, I 482 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: really felt that way, like this is seems like annoying 483 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,040 Speaker 1: to have to sit on your couch and be a 484 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,680 Speaker 1: part of this thing. And the Oscars was weird, but 485 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 1: that would have been fun to be at because it's 486 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,600 Speaker 1: so weird and you would have been like, this is 487 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,879 Speaker 1: probably tanking live. But that is by by the way, 488 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,280 Speaker 1: anyone listening who knows someone who worked on the Oscars 489 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,639 Speaker 1: behind the scenes, in front of the scenes, that is 490 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,440 Speaker 1: no one's fault that that was a weird event and 491 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,719 Speaker 1: it was way better than I could have ever conceived off. 492 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,359 Speaker 1: I want to make that very clear. I couldn't have 493 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: done better myself. But award shows are boring. People don't 494 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,959 Speaker 1: care about famous people as much anymore. They still do 495 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,960 Speaker 1: but now famous people are on like TikTok and I'm 496 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,400 Speaker 1: not doing an award show for TikTok. Don't worry, but 497 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:50,280 Speaker 1: I don't get there. The thing is, I hate here's 498 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,399 Speaker 1: here's my thing about reality TV because I don't I 499 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 1: don't like movies or scripted stuff as much as I 500 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,320 Speaker 1: like reality TV or documentaries. I just don't like scripted 501 00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,840 Speaker 1: things as much. And people always go, you like, really TV, 502 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,359 Speaker 1: that's fake. Um, I'm sorry. What's more fake than actors 503 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 1: who are pieces of ship in real life pretending to 504 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: be like whole human beings, literally acting memorizing lines. That's 505 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 1: the fake. You should've ever heard reality is fake. Yes, 506 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,760 Speaker 1: I understand that The Bachelorette that world is fake, but 507 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,720 Speaker 1: the feelings in it are real. Andrew you know that too. 508 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,280 Speaker 1: We have now been behind the scenes of many reality shows. 509 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: Stop saying reality TV is fake. It is the dumbest 510 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: dad answer from because you didn't want to watch Survivor 511 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: or whatever it was new and you were like, but 512 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,080 Speaker 1: I like my you know, I don't even know what 513 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,840 Speaker 1: was on Dynasty back then. Like, scripted is cool and 514 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: it's great and obviously people love it, and it's not 515 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,600 Speaker 1: going anywhere I and will never feel bad. If you 516 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 1: are out there and you like reality TV, don't ever 517 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,240 Speaker 1: let someone say it's fake. Say, oh, you think that's fake? 518 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: What about when you watch The Good Doctor? That kid 519 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,840 Speaker 1: is playing autistic? Those are lines written by a bunch 520 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,840 Speaker 1: of you know, thirty eight year old men writer's room 521 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,880 Speaker 1: in Burbank. This is the that's that chair is fake, 522 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,720 Speaker 1: that was made for the scene. That whiteboard is fake 523 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: that he's writing on, like everything about why this fake 524 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,920 Speaker 1: thing is so funny? You poke holing in immediately. It's 525 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 1: all fake. The only thing that's real is actually And 526 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: guess what. Even movies where it's like well, and guess what. 527 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 1: Nature documentaries are the same as reality TV. And you go, No, 528 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 1: those animals would behave that way if the cameras weren't there. No, 529 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,520 Speaker 1: they wouldn't. The animals don't like cameras. They're totally impacted 530 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 1: by the fact that there's a set around them, even 531 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,000 Speaker 1: when they're being secretly recorded. Sorry, that little tree that 532 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,760 Speaker 1: just sprung up that is actually a camera. Ain't tricking 533 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,720 Speaker 1: those chips. Okay, they're acting different because that that tree 534 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,520 Speaker 1: is there. So don't tell me that reality TV is fake. 535 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,840 Speaker 1: Because of the setting. The setting is any documentary is 536 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,160 Speaker 1: going to be a version of what it is because 537 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,600 Speaker 1: the cameras are there and scripted TV is the fakest 538 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,600 Speaker 1: shit ever. Uh, end of story. Next story. I could 539 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 1: see U one of the producers pulling aside a Lyon 540 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,480 Speaker 1: and be like, Hey, you're gonna attack the antelope right here. 541 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: You know what. I was watching this documentary the other 542 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,000 Speaker 1: night when I went to the dumb screening and they 543 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: were following this baby turtle on its quest from that 544 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: it hatching to the sea, and they're filming this thing 545 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: and they're like, there's many predators that I'm like, throw 546 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 1: the thing in the sea and let's let's let's let's 547 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: keep it from the land. And it goes in the sea, 548 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: it meets a different set of enemies and I'm like, 549 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 1: just help the thing. But no, they don't help it. 550 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,960 Speaker 1: In fact, they actually allow things to happen that they 551 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,360 Speaker 1: wouldn't if they were just a passer by. This just 552 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: occurred to me why birds exists because the sea is 553 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,640 Speaker 1: a ton of predators, The land is predators. That turtle 554 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,680 Speaker 1: needs to get up in the air, you know, add 555 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,440 Speaker 1: some wings to that turtle. There's no, there's way left. 556 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 1: You think birds came from turtles wanting to be able 557 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:58,640 Speaker 1: to not have as many predators. Definitely were evolution based 558 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 1: on like why don't we all fly? Then why hasn't 559 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,800 Speaker 1: every part of our species, in every species go? You know, 560 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,840 Speaker 1: what's what's easier to get places? And carry a gun? 561 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 1: But I will say birds get eaten all the time 562 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: by cats, And why don't we give a turtle a gun? 563 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,760 Speaker 1: Cats can't fly. Give a turtle a gun. I think, yeah, 564 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 1: turtle guns. I gave my turtle gun and it's heart aquarium. 565 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 1: He shot the sermonstat because it's getting too hot in 566 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:35,400 Speaker 1: here for little craps. Okay, next thing, I don't know 567 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,720 Speaker 1: what is happening, but it's a lot of fun people. 568 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 1: I mean, they're swollen. A record breaking number of gay 569 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 1: and bisexual teenage boys are out, are coming out to 570 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,959 Speaker 1: their parents, Thank god, get out of stop forcing yourselves 571 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: in straight relationships with women. If you want to explore 572 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,040 Speaker 1: men and you're buy, or if you're buy, just be you. 573 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,560 Speaker 1: And I love how much this pisces off people that 574 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,480 Speaker 1: are like you're either straight or gay. And I'm talking 575 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 1: about people that are progressive enough to even think that 576 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,040 Speaker 1: gay is like, there's people that still think gay is 577 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 1: a choice because they're truly the biggest more runs on 578 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: the face of the earth. But um, and uh, if 579 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 1: it were a choice, I would be it. You know what, 580 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,239 Speaker 1: I would be gay if if gay were choice, let 581 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,600 Speaker 1: me just say it, I would be a lesbian in 582 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,920 Speaker 1: a fucking I'll tell you what, hotter way Hotter girls 583 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 1: hit you up than guys. I'll tell you that. Oh 584 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,880 Speaker 1: I've showed you some of the girls that have been 585 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 1: into me. And honestly, I am considering relationships with women. 586 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,880 Speaker 1: I am open to it. I just need to be 587 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: very much like the way I was with boys when 588 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: I initially entertained that idea. I need I need you 589 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,760 Speaker 1: to be the aggressor here. Um, the problem is, I'll 590 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,880 Speaker 1: never get pussy if you start getting in the women. 591 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,120 Speaker 1: I know. I can't wait to start like like showing 592 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: you like I do feel more accomplished when I get 593 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 1: to show you a hot girl that that slides in 594 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,880 Speaker 1: and it's like I would like to explore things with you. 595 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 1: Then um, the guys. But uh, yeah, there's more. There's 596 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,960 Speaker 1: more men coming out as bisexual. I think it's great 597 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,240 Speaker 1: because I think we're all on a spectrum. I think 598 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 1: Kinsey had it right about the scale. We're no one's 599 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,840 Speaker 1: black and white. Like you know, I'm gay, I'm totally straight. 600 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 1: We're all and I don't mind being with a man 601 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,160 Speaker 1: who is bisexual. I want to make that very clear. 602 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: Open your minds and girls go. But what if he 603 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,680 Speaker 1: was attracted to men and needed like a dick, uh 604 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,720 Speaker 1: and like wanted to hook up with a guy, and 605 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,320 Speaker 1: then he's married to me, Well, he also wants other pussy, bitch. 606 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 1: He doesn't just want yours. It's he's definitely a man. 607 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 1: That's if he's a straight he's still craving things that 608 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,840 Speaker 1: you don't have. Maybe have small tits and he wants 609 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,680 Speaker 1: big tits. Maybe of big tits and he wants small tits. 610 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,120 Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that he's not thinking about tits. So 611 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 1: if he's able to not think about whatever tis you 612 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,880 Speaker 1: don't have and not go funk those tits, he's probably 613 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,680 Speaker 1: not gonna suck a dick either. Like guys can have 614 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 1: some fucking self controls. Just because he's straight doesn't mean 615 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,120 Speaker 1: you're keeping him in a way that he wouldn't if 616 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 1: he were by so open your minds. And then put 617 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: put a strap on on that pus and give it 618 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 1: to him every once in a while. Yeah, I mean, 619 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,160 Speaker 1: why not. I I can't wait to do. You think 620 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 1: more and more people will come out, Like it's just 621 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,879 Speaker 1: parents being more accepting. I mean the idea to come 622 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,440 Speaker 1: out to your parents. Even in our generation, there was 623 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,440 Speaker 1: like one gay person in our high school. There. He 624 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,440 Speaker 1: was gay, but he was like in the gymnastics, but 625 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,319 Speaker 1: he would never was out. He didn't come out to 626 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,359 Speaker 1: act the he wasn't out. Yeah, exactly, No one came 627 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,719 Speaker 1: out in high school. And it's so funny being like 628 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 1: an older millennial and looking back on when you I 629 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 1: graduated in two there was no gay people in my school. 630 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,279 Speaker 1: We had a gay Straight Alliance, but there was no 631 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 1: out people in that group. And my mom was so 632 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,520 Speaker 1: mad that I was in the gay Straight Alliance because 633 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,879 Speaker 1: she was like, people are going to think you're gay, 634 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,239 Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, let them, I don't care. I 635 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,239 Speaker 1: go I represent the S and I would do this 636 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,000 Speaker 1: with my arms and go to the S. And she goes, 637 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,920 Speaker 1: You're gonna walk around school like that all the time 638 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,359 Speaker 1: and just tell people S I'm the S because they're 639 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: not going to know that unless you tell them constantly, 640 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,919 Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is so and my mom would 641 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,040 Speaker 1: never think that way. Now, I'm so sorry to anyone 642 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: who grew up being gay until recently and even now, 643 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,560 Speaker 1: it's still very hard. I'm not making any um assumptions 644 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,759 Speaker 1: about how easy it is, but it's such bullshit. Just 645 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,200 Speaker 1: be whatever you want. If you're not hurting anyone, who 646 00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,479 Speaker 1: the hell cares? Why do you care? Are you scared? 647 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,799 Speaker 1: They're not? They're going to go to hell. People are 648 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,480 Speaker 1: just so sad that the gay people are gonna go 649 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 1: to hell. That's the only reason you should be sad 650 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,399 Speaker 1: if your religion tells you they're going to go to hell, 651 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,240 Speaker 1: that your friends are gonna go to hell. I understand 652 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,399 Speaker 1: that being like, oh my god, that sucks. But then 653 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,640 Speaker 1: if your friends crying about you going to hell, get 654 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 1: them out of your life. Be like, Okay, I'm not 655 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,719 Speaker 1: there yet. You're kind of putting me in a pre 656 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,880 Speaker 1: help but having to watch you cry in the Starbucks 657 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,359 Speaker 1: about how I'm going to Hell? And then cut cut 658 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,000 Speaker 1: those Christians out. And here's the thing. If they can't 659 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: be themselves are going to come for me. If they 660 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,160 Speaker 1: can't be themselves, they're living in hell being here, so 661 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,919 Speaker 1: why you know what I mean, like they can't be out. 662 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,839 Speaker 1: I've been on read it. I just was looking at 663 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,520 Speaker 1: something and it was like talking about how someone was 664 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,080 Speaker 1: talking about being closeted. There's so many people. This isn't 665 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,040 Speaker 1: just like a free for all. There are so many 666 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,920 Speaker 1: people who are closeted still. And she was to be 667 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,200 Speaker 1: in straight relationships with people and are just stuck. And 668 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,799 Speaker 1: I definitely empathize with all those people. It is not 669 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,480 Speaker 1: easy to come out even now, and I'm glad to 670 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,920 Speaker 1: hear it's becoming uh more common that boys are because 671 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,799 Speaker 1: I think that, I mean, Andrew knows and no, you 672 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,520 Speaker 1: know too that like so much A part of my 673 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,520 Speaker 1: act right now is that men don't like to go 674 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,400 Speaker 1: to therapy because they're scared. They don't want to work 675 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,680 Speaker 1: on the sells because they're scared. Of they go talk 676 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,719 Speaker 1: to a therapist, she might get something out of them 677 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,960 Speaker 1: that was like a gay thing that happened to them 678 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,720 Speaker 1: in their past. And now by that I'm talking about 679 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,240 Speaker 1: maybe something they consentually did, or maybe something they didn't 680 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,800 Speaker 1: do consensually, like a uh, some kind of sexual abuse 681 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,160 Speaker 1: that happened that makes you now feel gay because you were, 682 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,680 Speaker 1: you got you went along with it, but you now 683 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 1: feel like, oh my god, I should have told someone 684 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,640 Speaker 1: or stopped him, but I didn't, And now you're like, oh, 685 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,160 Speaker 1: I must be gay because I let that happen. No, 686 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,359 Speaker 1: you were a victim. You're not gay. And if if 687 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,400 Speaker 1: you are gay, it's okay. You'll figure that out and 688 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,920 Speaker 1: you won't have to tell everyone. You can do it 689 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,880 Speaker 1: on your own time. But avoiding looking at that stuff 690 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,520 Speaker 1: because you're scared of what it might mean is the 691 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:22,680 Speaker 1: reason why men punch holes in walls and holes in 692 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,359 Speaker 1: women and other in road rage, like and suicide. I'm 693 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,239 Speaker 1: sure suicide absolutely. So if that if this is a 694 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,640 Speaker 1: sign to you too that you maybe want to address 695 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,160 Speaker 1: some sexual stuff that happened in your past that might 696 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 1: make you scared of what it might mean for you 697 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 1: as an adult. This is my I'm letting you know, 698 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:48,720 Speaker 1: just go there. We won't judge. Yeah, tell you honestly. 699 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,680 Speaker 1: I mean that's a joke. But like, if you want 700 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,800 Speaker 1: to honestly send an email with a burner account to 701 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,040 Speaker 1: us and tell us and come out to us and 702 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,520 Speaker 1: only to us, and you can use anomously, we would 703 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,920 Speaker 1: never it might be freeing for you to hear your 704 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,040 Speaker 1: email read and be like, oh my, Like I used 705 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,120 Speaker 1: to send into postcards to post Secret. Do you ever 706 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,040 Speaker 1: know what that is? Yeah? Yeah, you write it. We 707 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,960 Speaker 1: went to the exhibit. There was an exhibit of post Secret. 708 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,920 Speaker 1: But post Secret is this thing that many books, that 709 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,920 Speaker 1: people would just write a secret on a postcard that 710 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,520 Speaker 1: they've never told anyone and mail it in. And this 711 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,520 Speaker 1: guy would make every Sunday. If you go to post 712 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,480 Speaker 1: secret dot com or just google post secret, these these 713 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,799 Speaker 1: secrets on postcards are amazing. And I've sent in once 714 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,600 Speaker 1: before that I didn't tell anyone about um. And I 715 00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,120 Speaker 1: made like these beautiful postcards and I never saw mine 716 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,600 Speaker 1: printed because there's like thousands. But it just feels good 717 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 1: to put your secret on something and send it and 718 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,600 Speaker 1: know that someone's gonna be someone's gonna hear it. I'm 719 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,680 Speaker 1: much like talking to dead people, which I've covered before. 720 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,879 Speaker 1: Next story, what did you write on them? Yeah? I 721 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,960 Speaker 1: ate Andrews Thomas, and I didn't tell him about it, 722 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,640 Speaker 1: but I love That's the only thing you can catch 723 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,680 Speaker 1: me lying about to you about And I didn't even lie. 724 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,600 Speaker 1: I just did, And then I was going to tell 725 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,520 Speaker 1: you later, but I love that. That's the only thing 726 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,600 Speaker 1: you have on me. I don't worry I have. And 727 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:05,400 Speaker 1: it happened four months ago, it felt like yesterday. Oh buddy, 728 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,800 Speaker 1: I just catch up. I haven't talk to you about 729 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 1: life and so long. But why do I care? Why 730 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,440 Speaker 1: do you? Why do I care? Oh my gosh, I 731 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,840 Speaker 1: love that so much. That needs to be on a 732 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,200 Speaker 1: T shirt too. That's so funny. It's such a negative 733 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: thing though. It's like something a person that, like a 734 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,800 Speaker 1: working at a gas station, would wear a shirt that 735 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,600 Speaker 1: says why do I care? And you're just like, Okay, 736 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,320 Speaker 1: I won't ask you if you have that trident flavor. 737 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,560 Speaker 1: I mean my favorite shirts though, is fuck you you 738 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,040 Speaker 1: fucking fuck Oh. I love it so much. I love it. 739 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,160 Speaker 1: Headline Okay, I shouldn't have read that. Okay, Shrek has 740 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:47,440 Speaker 1: an x rated headline headline coming up? Oh my god, 741 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,960 Speaker 1: you gotta start saying headline. Oh I know that was 742 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,360 Speaker 1: the Flordian slips. Okay, Shrek has an X rated easter 743 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,840 Speaker 1: egg that only took twenty years to notice. A TikToker 744 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,400 Speaker 1: pointing out a se in the two thousand one Shrek 745 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,840 Speaker 1: film featuring Lord Fun Quad City naked in bed, sipping 746 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,279 Speaker 1: a martini as he implored his magic mirror to show 747 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,160 Speaker 1: his bride to be Okay, can I just do this? 748 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,040 Speaker 1: Can I just a bulge appears under zebra print sheets, 749 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,759 Speaker 1: prompting him to peep. I have not seen it. So 750 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,880 Speaker 1: there's a scene in Shrek, and this is so funny 751 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,480 Speaker 1: because this is like gen Z kind of waking up 752 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,040 Speaker 1: to sexual things that could be hidden in Disney things. 753 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,240 Speaker 1: For us, it was like the priest getting a boner 754 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 1: and the Little Mermaid, the Lion King he falls down 755 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,880 Speaker 1: and all the dust comes up and it spells sex 756 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,359 Speaker 1: in the stars. Uh. In The Little Mermaid. There's also 757 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:44,040 Speaker 1: penis in the on the cover in the Castle. Uh. 758 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,880 Speaker 1: In Aladdin. I used to be obsessed with these, by 759 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: the way, because they're so sexual and creepy. In Aladdin, 760 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,640 Speaker 1: he's on the balcony meeting Jasmine and the tiger comes 761 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,360 Speaker 1: up and it's like licking his face and he's like 762 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,200 Speaker 1: and he goes, and then he goes all good teenagers 763 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,040 Speaker 1: dick up their clothes. But he says something else, but 764 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,399 Speaker 1: it sounds like that. So there's all these sexual things, 765 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,720 Speaker 1: but there's getting a boner in Little Mermaid is probably 766 00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,440 Speaker 1: the most egregious of all of them. Please go look 767 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,040 Speaker 1: it up. Now, this is hearkening back to that this 768 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,400 Speaker 1: is Shrek and like the guy in bed gets a boner, 769 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,719 Speaker 1: but this is all very situational. That why this guy 770 00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,560 Speaker 1: would get a boner and he looks under the cover. 771 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,719 Speaker 1: And the little girl that made the video said, when 772 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,759 Speaker 1: I was little, I thought he spilled his martini and 773 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,320 Speaker 1: was like, you know, I like things. I like sexual 774 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:29,560 Speaker 1: things in children's things. It does Lord looks like my 775 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. That's so funny. I don't. Oh, I guess 776 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,600 Speaker 1: he kind of does. I mean the hair is not 777 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,000 Speaker 1: the same, but yeah, his chest maybe a little. He 778 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,799 Speaker 1: has a lot of chest on his or a lot 779 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,160 Speaker 1: of hair on his. Did he have a big boner? 780 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. Can you know? He didn't know. He 781 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,759 Speaker 1: just looks under the cover, so he acknowledges that there 782 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,160 Speaker 1: was a boner. Um, yeah, I like, do you like 783 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,439 Speaker 1: children's stuff that has adult content? Like we're talking about 784 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,600 Speaker 1: SpongeBob and you've never seen SpongeBob, but I said, oh, 785 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,520 Speaker 1: it's great. It's like entertaining for adults too. I mean 786 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,200 Speaker 1: I kind of like, how just Jessica rabbit, the tits 787 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,440 Speaker 1: are right there, you know, like they don't play around. 788 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,279 Speaker 1: That's enjoyable, not just for adults, but just for like 789 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,520 Speaker 1: for corny dads are like, why don't we watch Bugs 790 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,120 Speaker 1: Bunny again? Or like what is it called? The only 791 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,439 Speaker 1: reason I like it? And I mean it does suck 792 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,120 Speaker 1: if your kid recognizes it. But if I was a 793 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,680 Speaker 1: cartoonist or or you know, someone drawing these things, it 794 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,279 Speaker 1: must be so fucking boring back in the day that 795 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,120 Speaker 1: so like it was a little like joke in the 796 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,799 Speaker 1: office for like ten people and they were like, oh, 797 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,360 Speaker 1: just be between us. The thing is, yeah, it is 798 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,480 Speaker 1: that that's what happened back in the Disney days. I 799 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,319 Speaker 1: believe it's like there's a documentary about it, because I 800 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,160 Speaker 1: mean those were such urban legends of like if you 801 00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,520 Speaker 1: go to this part the lion King laying in the 802 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,759 Speaker 1: dust in the sex coming up in the dust is 803 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,560 Speaker 1: like real, dude, it's real. Have you seen that one? No, No, 804 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,719 Speaker 1: we gotta I gotta watch all of these. I do think, like, 805 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,320 Speaker 1: you know, these guys that are the illustrators, they probably 806 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,360 Speaker 1: don't funk that much, so they're probably really horny and 807 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,279 Speaker 1: they didn't have a lot of porn back then. So 808 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,719 Speaker 1: so they had to make a lion in some dust. Wait, 809 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,439 Speaker 1: I want to see if I can find it real quick. 810 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:18,160 Speaker 1: Cartoons are real. I mean there's dust cloud. Okay, lion 811 00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,560 Speaker 1: king dust cloud. Here we go. Oh yeah, it spells sex. 812 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,759 Speaker 1: It's so obvious. Wait that cloud of dust doesn't spell sex. Well, 813 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,000 Speaker 1: no way, yes it does. Oh, it kind of does. 814 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 1: It's like it's very faint, so it has to be faint. 815 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: It can't be too obvious. Okay, I'm gonna share my 816 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 1: screen really quick. Uh okay, look look at that one. 817 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:49,120 Speaker 1: Do you see it? Yeah, it says sex s e X. Yeah. 818 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,440 Speaker 1: And then that other star is doing anal. Yeah. The 819 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,040 Speaker 1: the other one says uh, the other one getting fucked 820 00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,239 Speaker 1: by mars and then yeah, the little big dipper starts 821 00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:06,759 Speaker 1: over here, spells like that says fisting you im Okay, 822 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,400 Speaker 1: we got into top one, bottom one. Thank you for 823 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,319 Speaker 1: the news Andrew. Top one, bottom one. Here we go. Uh. 824 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,400 Speaker 1: This is where we say the top one and bottom 825 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,560 Speaker 1: one of a given category. Noah, yesterday pitched why don't 826 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,080 Speaker 1: we do songs? And I said, why don't we make 827 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:25,000 Speaker 1: it sad? And this one is really really hard for 828 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,080 Speaker 1: me you, guys, I don't know if you struggled with it. 829 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,200 Speaker 1: Let me talk to me about your approach hair. Okay, wait, 830 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,480 Speaker 1: are we gonna do bottom one or top one first? 831 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,560 Speaker 1: I think we're gonna do bottom one first so that 832 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,440 Speaker 1: we end on tops. Noah, did you struggle with this? 833 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,080 Speaker 1: You know what? Um? I kind of did, but then 834 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,000 Speaker 1: when I really put my mind to it, I was like, Okay, 835 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,680 Speaker 1: this is easy. What about Like? Okay, I struggled between 836 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:54,640 Speaker 1: because I looked through my UM songs and I realized 837 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,120 Speaker 1: that I don't spend a lot of time listening to 838 00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,560 Speaker 1: death songs about death, but I spent a lot of 839 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,879 Speaker 1: times listening to love songs UM, and I have gotten 840 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,359 Speaker 1: into some death songs, so I wanted to, like, I asked, you, guys, 841 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,600 Speaker 1: are these about death or these about love being lost? 842 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,160 Speaker 1: And so I think we need to revisit this at 843 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,200 Speaker 1: some point and like do one or the other? UM, 844 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,640 Speaker 1: because I got too many And I really want to 845 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:25,640 Speaker 1: make a playlist for people, because I just there are 846 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,480 Speaker 1: some songs that people everyone needs to know. Yeah. I 847 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,680 Speaker 1: love doing this because I saw about twenty songs that 848 00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,239 Speaker 1: I forgot about that I was so happy to be 849 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,719 Speaker 1: able to visit again because you googled sad songs or like, 850 00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,640 Speaker 1: how did you see this got? I mean it's kind 851 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,760 Speaker 1: of cheating, I guess, but you know it makes you, 852 00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:50,760 Speaker 1: it reminds you. But okay, so what's your bottom one? Noah, 853 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,080 Speaker 1: let's yeah, let's start with Noah, what is your least 854 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,960 Speaker 1: favorite sad song that like, I'm thinking it's a song 855 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,160 Speaker 1: that everyone like goes to and you're like, I'm over it. 856 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,480 Speaker 1: You're correct because the bottom song for me is Everybody 857 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,400 Speaker 1: Hurts by r M. Oh my god, that's mine. I 858 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,640 Speaker 1: am too, because I saw it topped all the lists 859 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,719 Speaker 1: when you google it. It's like the first one, but 860 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:18,320 Speaker 1: it's oh my god, but you always think of everything 861 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,600 Speaker 1: with a lisp. Yeah, that's true. Sorry, Sorry, it's okay, 862 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,840 Speaker 1: I'm a gay snake. Okay. I hate it because I 863 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,239 Speaker 1: know all the lyrics for it, and I feel like 864 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,240 Speaker 1: it's forcibly, like I like that song has been forced 865 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,040 Speaker 1: upon me and it's just like I don't know, it 866 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,440 Speaker 1: just like feels like like like I would feel sorry 867 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,359 Speaker 1: for myself as I listened to it, and I don't 868 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,239 Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, it's the it's the it's the song 869 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,439 Speaker 1: you put on when you're making a comedy sketch about 870 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:51,799 Speaker 1: feeling sad, it's like they it doesn't really play ever sincerely, 871 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,479 Speaker 1: you know that someone busted it out a funeral, people 872 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,200 Speaker 1: would start laughing. Now, I just think, like I think 873 00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,800 Speaker 1: the best sad songs are the one is that actually 874 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,800 Speaker 1: kind of will make you happy. This song leaned so 875 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,000 Speaker 1: far into depression that it it just makes even if 876 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,960 Speaker 1: you're in a great mood, this song will make you depress. 877 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 1: But let me look up the lyrics because I want 878 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,480 Speaker 1: to just all I know is everybody hurts, like I 879 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:20,640 Speaker 1: really don't know the tense everybody I know, but that's 880 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,000 Speaker 1: all you know too, So I'm not I'm wondering if 881 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,080 Speaker 1: if it gets better, if it because some songs, you know, 882 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,560 Speaker 1: have they where it's like, okay, yeah, there might be 883 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,640 Speaker 1: sex in the dust. You know what I'm saying. I 884 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,400 Speaker 1: love sex in the dust. Um hold on the lyrics, 885 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:41,080 Speaker 1: sand pus. Okay. Why they're googling lyrics is literally more like, uh, 886 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,359 Speaker 1: there's more windows that pop up in bullshit. It's all 887 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,960 Speaker 1: geo cities and it literally feels like you're looking at 888 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,080 Speaker 1: porn when you look up lyrics. Why can't there just 889 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,239 Speaker 1: be a lyrics site that doesn't have a million windows 890 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,640 Speaker 1: and like malware that downloads on your computer. I just 891 00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:59,239 Speaker 1: want to know what the funk everybody hurts is about. Okay, 892 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,399 Speaker 1: when the day is long in the night, the night 893 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,600 Speaker 1: is your I know, we know it. Andrew, your voice 894 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,080 Speaker 1: is honestly terrible. When you're sure you've had enough of 895 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,239 Speaker 1: this life, will hang on. Don't let yourself go because 896 00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,080 Speaker 1: everybody cries and everybody heard. Sometimes sometimes everything is wrong. 897 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,600 Speaker 1: Now it's time to sing along when your day is night, 898 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,239 Speaker 1: When your day is night. Alone, if you feel like 899 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,000 Speaker 1: letting go, if you feel like you've had too much, okay, 900 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,200 Speaker 1: don't throw your hand, don't throw your hand. If you 901 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,160 Speaker 1: feel like you're alone, No, no, no, you are not alone. Okay, 902 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,560 Speaker 1: there's it's uplifting if you're on your own in this 903 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,520 Speaker 1: life the days and nights are long. When you think 904 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,239 Speaker 1: you've had too much of this life, to hang on, 905 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,200 Speaker 1: so you are not alone. So overall, this song, although 906 00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,560 Speaker 1: annoying and very cliche, does have hope. Now, this is 907 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,319 Speaker 1: a thing that I really thought about with my saddest song, 908 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,240 Speaker 1: my favorite saddest song, because I believe the saddest songs 909 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,000 Speaker 1: have no hope, and they really give you what life is, 910 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,759 Speaker 1: which is one uh loss after another that you and 911 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,760 Speaker 1: you don't get it back and maybe you'll meet again, 912 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,080 Speaker 1: but it's in a you know, heavens might not be real, 913 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,000 Speaker 1: so we really don't know. And I think it's like 914 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,880 Speaker 1: saying when you really have to say goodbye in a song. Andrew, 915 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,919 Speaker 1: so you're what's another least favorite song besides Everybody Hurts 916 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,640 Speaker 1: by r e M. I mean that's doing. I mean 917 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,560 Speaker 1: we're doing tab one bottom one, so that was my 918 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,080 Speaker 1: only bottom one. Okay, well I'll just stop to my 919 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:15,759 Speaker 1: bottom one, which is pretty much any Sam Smith song. UM, 920 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,920 Speaker 1: because I his voice, he feels to me. I do 921 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:26,279 Speaker 1: understand that he is amazingly talented guy. Um and that 922 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,799 Speaker 1: but too Good at Goodbyes is maybe my least favorite song. 923 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,759 Speaker 1: I think that it is, uh, I just his voice 924 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,600 Speaker 1: annoys me. It's too sad and I there were songs 925 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,600 Speaker 1: that I did like of his, but like and and 926 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,080 Speaker 1: and and this is gonna be controversial, are you ready? 927 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,239 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry to be all over the map here, 928 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,080 Speaker 1: but there's no rules to this game. I made it 929 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:55,000 Speaker 1: up top to bottom two, Adele. I don't like Adele. Listen, 930 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,040 Speaker 1: I love send my love to your X. Love her 931 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,319 Speaker 1: bed like I like her like up songs, and like 932 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,200 Speaker 1: I love Adele's voice obviously, I love how she writes 933 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,799 Speaker 1: her own stuff. She's like and there's no one not 934 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,280 Speaker 1: a better singer. And Sam with Sam Smith just technically 935 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,239 Speaker 1: probably perfect, even though I don't know what I'm talking 936 00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:16,120 Speaker 1: about when it comes to vocals. But Adele, it's like 937 00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:20,319 Speaker 1: it's too much and it's like hello, I just like 938 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,960 Speaker 1: can't like it's just it's it's again, it's too basic. 939 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,000 Speaker 1: It's basic bitch, Like I'm gonna put this on and 940 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,120 Speaker 1: cry about my boyfriend who pretended he lost his phone 941 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,560 Speaker 1: or his phone was broken. This guy never really liked me. 942 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,520 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm above adele songs. I feel like 943 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,600 Speaker 1: I'm I'm better than a girl who listens to Adele, 944 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,840 Speaker 1: and that ain't true, y'all. But my aversion to Adele 945 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,080 Speaker 1: is because I don't want to be a basic white bitch. 946 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,440 Speaker 1: I think part of it is like you can't say 947 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,560 Speaker 1: you hate Sam Smith, he's a gay man, and then 948 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,760 Speaker 1: I can't hate a doubt because she's an overweight lady. 949 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,640 Speaker 1: There is something she's not anymore and he isn't anymore either. 950 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,200 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean Adele, I've always I don't even 951 00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,120 Speaker 1: want to speak to it because it is so controversial 952 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:04,000 Speaker 1: to comment on anyone's weight. Um, but I will say that. Um. 953 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,320 Speaker 1: You know, it's so funny how someone's voice can suddenly 954 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,440 Speaker 1: make them important to us, Like she's an amazing artist 955 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,839 Speaker 1: and so uh celebrity was like we love her for 956 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:17,000 Speaker 1: her weight, whereas if she were just like, you can't 957 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,680 Speaker 1: just be let me just say fat. Because I believe 958 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,640 Speaker 1: that's what the fat acceptance movement is about, is the 959 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,400 Speaker 1: word fat. It's like, we are fat. You don't need 960 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,160 Speaker 1: to not call us sets on a derogatory term. So 961 00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,239 Speaker 1: fat people just can't be fat. They also have to 962 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,399 Speaker 1: have a talent or we don't let them in. Right, 963 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,120 Speaker 1: They're gotta be a good actor, They're gonna be funny 964 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,760 Speaker 1: with their fat. They either have to have a great voice, 965 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,440 Speaker 1: um or they have to be um. They have to 966 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,080 Speaker 1: be extremely beautiful model. I mean this goes for pretty 967 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,520 Speaker 1: much everyone. But you can't just be fat and not 968 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,800 Speaker 1: talented to or or ugly. Susan Boyle, remember when Susan 969 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,920 Speaker 1: Boyle walked out on that first audition rewatch that they 970 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,320 Speaker 1: laugh at her, and not because she's an old woman 971 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,560 Speaker 1: that's like dressed like kind of like the queen, and 972 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,319 Speaker 1: but because she's ugly and there's no chance this ugly 973 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,040 Speaker 1: person could be worth our time. They're leaning back in 974 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,680 Speaker 1: their chair like what is she got? And then her 975 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,880 Speaker 1: voice is beautiful and then they love her and now 976 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,799 Speaker 1: she's this darling and it's like that kind of that 977 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,799 Speaker 1: bugs me. People should be able to be loved and 978 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,600 Speaker 1: appreciated without any kind of talent, even though I worshiped 979 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,279 Speaker 1: talent as well. Anything to say to that, I mean, 980 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,160 Speaker 1: I think you said it all. And by the way, 981 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,600 Speaker 1: I think I would literally cut off my arm right 982 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,840 Speaker 1: now with a spoon, which would be very hard process 983 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,600 Speaker 1: to have a voice like Adele And I'm not joking. 984 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,160 Speaker 1: I would literally to have a career and her voice 985 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,160 Speaker 1: and her talent. So I'm not saying these people are talented. 986 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,799 Speaker 1: Same with Sam Smith, maybe i'd cut it off with 987 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,600 Speaker 1: a knife. With Sam, it just does something to your 988 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,400 Speaker 1: ear that you don't enjoy, Like I just feel like 989 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,120 Speaker 1: a basic bitch. It's not because I don't like the music, 990 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,239 Speaker 1: because I do like it. You love Taylor Swift, which 991 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,360 Speaker 1: is the most basic bitch on earth to me, Taylor, 992 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,719 Speaker 1: the way it makes me feel, it transcends that like 993 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,479 Speaker 1: it gets in she speaks to me in a way 994 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,279 Speaker 1: that Adele doesn't. Even though I agree that Adele is 995 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,880 Speaker 1: a you know, there's no argument that Adele's talented, But 996 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,120 Speaker 1: just for me, it just feels like I'm I'm Bridget Jones, 997 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,560 Speaker 1: Like I'm just like eating ice cream out of a 998 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,880 Speaker 1: top on my couch and watching me favorite you know, 999 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,640 Speaker 1: Gray's Anatamy. It's just also basic. And it also bugs 1000 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,040 Speaker 1: me because there's a comedian that uses in a dull 1001 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:19,640 Speaker 1: song in his act to like, uh, mimic crying in 1002 00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,279 Speaker 1: his car about something, and it's just because it's been 1003 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,640 Speaker 1: associated with that joke. I can't I can't really enjoy 1004 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,600 Speaker 1: her anymore. So let's do tops. No, what's your top 1005 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,319 Speaker 1: favorite sad song? Okay, so top I had to go 1006 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,440 Speaker 1: with UM, a metal song, and I wasn't. I was 1007 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,800 Speaker 1: in between two. I was in between Slayer's Angel of Death, 1008 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:44,080 Speaker 1: which is about UM the Holocaust, but I chose Gloomy 1009 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:48,520 Speaker 1: Sunday by Paul Bearer, which is a cover of UM, 1010 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,560 Speaker 1: a Hungarian song written three which was made famous by 1011 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:59,400 Speaker 1: Billie Holiday and UM. So basically, um, the lyrics are 1012 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,960 Speaker 1: about um, someone who wants to commit suicide following his 1013 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:07,279 Speaker 1: lover's death. Oh my god, the but the original was 1014 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:11,960 Speaker 1: about the despair caused by war, and UM like it. 1015 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,440 Speaker 1: It ended up with a prayer about people's sins. Okay, 1016 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,360 Speaker 1: so the Billie Holiday version Sunday is gloomy. My hours 1017 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,200 Speaker 1: are slumberless. Dearest. The shadows I live with, our numberless 1018 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,600 Speaker 1: little white flowers will never awaken you, not where the 1019 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,279 Speaker 1: black coach of sorrow has taken you. Angels have no 1020 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,799 Speaker 1: thought of ever turning you. Would they be angry if 1021 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,239 Speaker 1: I thought of joining you? Gloomy Sunday, I mean, god, 1022 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,600 Speaker 1: this is like so sad. Yeah, and the and there's 1023 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,560 Speaker 1: an urban legend so this song is called the Hungarian 1024 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,839 Speaker 1: suicide song because urban legend has it that a lot 1025 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,920 Speaker 1: of people who have committed suicide have had this song 1026 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:52,680 Speaker 1: playing in the background. Oh my god, do you speak Hungarian? No? No? Wow, Okay, 1027 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,799 Speaker 1: that's a really good one. I'm gonna listen to this later. 1028 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,720 Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I was afraid. I'm always afraid 1029 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:02,080 Speaker 1: when we do these things, to do something like no 1030 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,040 Speaker 1: I just did where it's so specific and like it's 1031 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:08,200 Speaker 1: almost to me like I'm afraid of it being by 1032 00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:14,120 Speaker 1: being so uh like like me to no no, like 1033 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,440 Speaker 1: like I'm kind of it's just mean about ten thou 1034 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,319 Speaker 1: other people that notice songs like I think that's good 1035 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,640 Speaker 1: because more people need to know these songs. Agreed, Agreed, 1036 00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,840 Speaker 1: and I think I should lean into that. That being said, 1037 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,440 Speaker 1: let's get to your top. My top one is Sam 1038 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:32,520 Speaker 1: Smith's cover of a Dell rolling in the Deep, Rolling 1039 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:36,640 Speaker 1: in the d That would be a fun version for 1040 00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:40,640 Speaker 1: him to do. No, So I had two top ones. 1041 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:45,280 Speaker 1: I apologize they're dead even and it's completely pretty opposite 1042 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:49,399 Speaker 1: of Cook because everyone these are everyone's. It's so hard 1043 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,399 Speaker 1: to say goodbye to Yesterday by Boys Two Men and 1044 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,360 Speaker 1: Tears in Heaven Air classing it. It's so hard to 1045 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,200 Speaker 1: say I don't know that. Wait what it's so hard 1046 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:08,319 Speaker 1: hard to one second? Can I please play it? Dude? 1047 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,400 Speaker 1: This song was gigantic. I think we learned in a 1048 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,160 Speaker 1: previous podcast that Nikki was not so much in the 1049 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,960 Speaker 1: Boys to Men era, but Andrew and I were, yeah, 1050 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,600 Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't know this song at all. I mean, 1051 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,000 Speaker 1: I'm sure I've heard it, but and people always go Nikki, 1052 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,360 Speaker 1: come on, um that will be the one where people 1053 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:33,920 Speaker 1: will say that because of your song was huge. Do 1054 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,480 Speaker 1: I have I talked about my um my game that 1055 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,319 Speaker 1: the prank I like to play about the song, uh, 1056 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:46,440 Speaker 1: save Tonight by Buck Cherry. Save Tonight? You know that song? Okay, 1057 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,000 Speaker 1: So my favorite thing to do. And I want listeners 1058 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,359 Speaker 1: of the podcast to start doing this, and I want 1059 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,520 Speaker 1: to start a trent because it's I've never done it. 1060 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,960 Speaker 1: But if that song ever comes on when you're in 1061 00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:00,000 Speaker 1: like the car with someone or you know, and they 1062 00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,200 Speaker 1: change the channel immediately and go go back to that 1063 00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,759 Speaker 1: I've never heard that song, pretend you've never heard Save 1064 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,480 Speaker 1: Tonight by Buck Cherry. It will blow people's minds. And 1065 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,719 Speaker 1: you've got to be the age from like eight to 1066 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,120 Speaker 1: and on to enjoy this joke. But it's so funny 1067 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,720 Speaker 1: to just and whenever that song plays, it's the best 1068 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,880 Speaker 1: song because that song is everyone knows it, but there 1069 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,680 Speaker 1: is there's gotta be at least one person that just 1070 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,040 Speaker 1: somehow missed that song, you know. And so first I 1071 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,360 Speaker 1: did the same thing with the star spangled banner. Yeah, 1072 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,720 Speaker 1: I mean that wouldn't work as well. It will blow 1073 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,280 Speaker 1: people will go what do you mean you've never heard 1074 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,160 Speaker 1: the song? And they're gonna sing it to you and 1075 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,800 Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, no, sorry, They're yeah, they're gonna 1076 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,520 Speaker 1: go save Tonight. They're gonna turn it up in the 1077 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,480 Speaker 1: radio and they're gonna go, you've never heard this song? 1078 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,880 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? And they're gonna call people and go, 1079 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,480 Speaker 1: do you know that Janet? And people know his name 1080 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,720 Speaker 1: Janet anymore? Janet's never has never heard Save Tonight? Um, 1081 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,440 Speaker 1: so do that. That's my new thing that I want 1082 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,000 Speaker 1: to spread and I'm gonna do it. But I've never 1083 00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,919 Speaker 1: heard Save Tonight on. I just picked that song because 1084 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,920 Speaker 1: the perfect one, Okay. Um Tears in Heaven, Eric Clapton 1085 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,480 Speaker 1: written about his son falling out of the window that 1086 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,960 Speaker 1: the maid left open. It was totally her fault, just kidding. 1087 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,760 Speaker 1: I just love that it was always associated with like 1088 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,000 Speaker 1: that was the maid's fault, maid's fault. The maid didn't 1089 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,080 Speaker 1: choose the child, she didn't want him to. No one 1090 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,280 Speaker 1: wants a child to fall out. Nothing's ever stop blaming 1091 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,400 Speaker 1: people for literally anything. And I mean that across the board. 1092 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,680 Speaker 1: Because whatever you do, your you can't your your brain 1093 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,680 Speaker 1: made you do it. You didn't choose to do it. 1094 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,040 Speaker 1: People was like, why, Nikki, I just read a tweet 1095 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,439 Speaker 1: of mine last night that was from a year ago 1096 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,120 Speaker 1: and my mom, I left a soda in the freezer 1097 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,160 Speaker 1: and exploded. You ever do that when you're shaking a 1098 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,120 Speaker 1: microwave your soda the opposite way microw the freezer is 1099 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:46,040 Speaker 1: a microwave cold, but its such a way to get there. No, 1100 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:51,080 Speaker 1: but I but I'm microwaved my soda opposite and and 1101 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,480 Speaker 1: I forgot about it, and my mom and I and 1102 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,640 Speaker 1: I was, I go, oh, sorry, it exploded. Mom. I'm 1103 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,640 Speaker 1: cleaning it out as best I can, which is probably clean. 1104 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,600 Speaker 1: And she goes, Nikki, right after I go exploded, she goes, 1105 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:14,760 Speaker 1: you gotta take those out? Oh really? Like I was 1106 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:19,720 Speaker 1: so annoyed. So um, I wrote a tweet that said, uh, mom, 1107 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:24,120 Speaker 1: so hold on, I gotta pull up this tweet exploded, Nikki. 1108 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,080 Speaker 1: Do you ever look for tweets and you just type 1109 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,600 Speaker 1: in like words, You're like, I typed in tweet, Mom, 1110 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:33,920 Speaker 1: soda exploded, Nikki Glazer, all in one thing, microwave opposite. No, 1111 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,880 Speaker 1: I said, I put a soda in my mom's freezer 1112 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,480 Speaker 1: and forgot about it. Exploded. So I apologized. She said, 1113 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,600 Speaker 1: you have to remember to take those out. I say, 1114 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,880 Speaker 1: it's not often that one sentence can change how you 1115 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,080 Speaker 1: view the world and the way you move within it. 1116 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,840 Speaker 1: But I, for one, will never be the same. And 1117 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,760 Speaker 1: that is like, that was me trying to be like, 1118 00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:55,200 Speaker 1: stop telling people, but you don't. You shouldn't leave your 1119 00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,840 Speaker 1: purse at bars. You shouldn't leave it like no one means. 1120 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,920 Speaker 1: This goes back to the thing about if you're like, 1121 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,800 Speaker 1: your thighs are big today, and you're like, I have 1122 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,680 Speaker 1: fat thighs. You want your thighs to be fat. If 1123 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,680 Speaker 1: you could snap your fingers, they wouldn't be fat. Right, 1124 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,880 Speaker 1: So it's not like you chose that, well, I didn't 1125 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,680 Speaker 1: exercise and I ate poor poorly. I chose to I 1126 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,080 Speaker 1: chose to have fat uh fat thighs because I ate 1127 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,720 Speaker 1: those things. No, you didn't. You didn't even choose to 1128 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,880 Speaker 1: eat those things. Like you wanted to seat those things 1129 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,880 Speaker 1: and you couldn't stop eating them or else you would 1130 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,840 Speaker 1: have you know, so like cut yourself some slack that 1131 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,360 Speaker 1: your thighs aren't the way you wanted to be. Cut 1132 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,400 Speaker 1: yourself some slack that not everything is people's fault, So 1133 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,080 Speaker 1: that made. It was not her fault that the window 1134 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,160 Speaker 1: was open. She left the window open, and she wouldn't 1135 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:36,840 Speaker 1: have wanted to. But it's not like she meant to 1136 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,560 Speaker 1: do that. And if she did mean to do it, 1137 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,880 Speaker 1: it's also not her fault because your brain, the way 1138 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,800 Speaker 1: it tells you to do crazy things and murder people, 1139 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:44,960 Speaker 1: is also not your fault. That doesn't mean that it's right. 1140 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,720 Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's no one's fault. There's no free will. 1141 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,440 Speaker 1: Look into it, Sam Harris the book called free Will. Okay, 1142 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,160 Speaker 1: all right, I don't blame yes exactly. That wasn't my 1143 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,120 Speaker 1: fault that I took her humis, but I did have 1144 01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:02,360 Speaker 1: to face the facts and apologize for taking it top one. 1145 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,840 Speaker 1: So let me say my top song is my final thought. 1146 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,600 Speaker 1: Here's the story. You can turn it down to half 1147 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,160 Speaker 1: volume because I'm gonna talk really fast so I can 1148 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,080 Speaker 1: get through this. I recently made a playlist for someone 1149 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,960 Speaker 1: that I shared with them on my Spotify. I did 1150 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,040 Speaker 1: not have I've never done this before with a playlist 1151 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,160 Speaker 1: unless it was just like a tailor swift compilation that 1152 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,200 Speaker 1: I made for myself. I didn't realize that uh playlist 1153 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,280 Speaker 1: can be public and both private. I made this one 1154 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,440 Speaker 1: private as soon as I realized that I made it public. 1155 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,040 Speaker 1: That was last night. I did not know that he, 1156 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,160 Speaker 1: this person that I made a playlist for, could also 1157 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,960 Speaker 1: see all the other playlists I made. Right after I 1158 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,680 Speaker 1: sent him this playlist, I was like, that's really fun 1159 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,880 Speaker 1: putting together playlist of my feelings that I was trying 1160 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,960 Speaker 1: to convey to this person I'm gonna make up. And 1161 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,640 Speaker 1: then I was listening to sad songs that were also 1162 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,080 Speaker 1: on that playlist, and I go, I would like this 1163 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,959 Speaker 1: song at my funeral. It's called She's a Job by Wilco. 1164 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,760 Speaker 1: I've told Andrew many times, and I'm sure that he 1165 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,040 Speaker 1: would forget and probably end up playing heavy metal drummer 1166 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,720 Speaker 1: because he's like, I knew it was Wilco. And then 1167 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,640 Speaker 1: it's like, uh, just the most loud song that has 1168 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:51,600 Speaker 1: nothing to do with death playing during pictures of me 1169 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,960 Speaker 1: where I'm like looking wistfully into the like ether and 1170 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,080 Speaker 1: everyone's remembering how great I wasn't like how much I 1171 01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:00,200 Speaker 1: meant to them. That's my envision. Okay, keep going ease, 1172 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,160 Speaker 1: play safe tonight at my funeral and then have me 1173 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:06,400 Speaker 1: uh like somehow like sit up in my casket if 1174 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,080 Speaker 1: it's an open casket, like just put some kind of 1175 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,200 Speaker 1: lever on me that like opens up, and then my 1176 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,320 Speaker 1: mouth goes saved Tonight and like marionettes along to it, 1177 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,800 Speaker 1: and then I go and then there's a recording of 1178 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,400 Speaker 1: me saying I have heard this song, bitch, and then 1179 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,720 Speaker 1: I fall back into the casket and it slams shut 1180 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,600 Speaker 1: and then I and then I just go into the ground. There. Okay, 1181 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,160 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. So I made a playlist called funeral. 1182 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,800 Speaker 1: Right after I made this playlist to send to my 1183 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,840 Speaker 1: friend that was like very emotional and like all my feelings, 1184 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,520 Speaker 1: I said. I made another playlist called funeral, and that 1185 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,080 Speaker 1: was just because I was gonna send it to my 1186 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,200 Speaker 1: family just in case something happens. It's like having a will, 1187 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,120 Speaker 1: it's just a plan. I'm not really I'm not thinking 1188 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,760 Speaker 1: about my funeral. I mean, I think about it a lot, 1189 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,320 Speaker 1: but it's just like it's almost soothing and it makes 1190 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,280 Speaker 1: me remember I would appreciate my life and think about 1191 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,720 Speaker 1: how I want people to feel at the end of 1192 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,160 Speaker 1: my life at some point. So I made a funeral list. 1193 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,440 Speaker 1: Here's my list, and and I really want to go 1194 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,440 Speaker 1: through it very fast. So everyone has it Marjorie. So 1195 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,720 Speaker 1: if I die Marjorie by Taylor Swift, I was here Beyonce, 1196 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,520 Speaker 1: What Light Will Go Along? December Counting Crows, She's a 1197 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:05,240 Speaker 1: jar will go? Uh Ever? Long food Fighters, last word 1198 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,360 Speaker 1: on your Marina Wildflowers, Tom Petty, and let me also 1199 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,920 Speaker 1: add to that, I hope you had the time of 1200 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,360 Speaker 1: your life. Because that song bringing Us Back Around is 1201 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,280 Speaker 1: probably my saddest song because that is associated with um 1202 01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,880 Speaker 1: the death of my friend that I talked about at 1203 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,760 Speaker 1: the top of the show who killed himself in high school, 1204 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,120 Speaker 1: and that was playing at his um. It played both 1205 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,000 Speaker 1: at our at his funeral in November of my senior year, 1206 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,280 Speaker 1: you know, the fall before and to the slide show 1207 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,880 Speaker 1: was really sad. It also played during the end of Seinfeld, 1208 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,320 Speaker 1: which honestly during the montage. It's one of the I 1209 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,120 Speaker 1: cried during that in eighth grade when that aired, And 1210 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,920 Speaker 1: it also played in our like senior video where it 1211 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,960 Speaker 1: was like it always plays during stadtime and it is 1212 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:48,000 Speaker 1: very cliche, it is very basic, but that song just 1213 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,240 Speaker 1: elicits a lot of memories and makes me think about suicide. 1214 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,960 Speaker 1: And I just want to list one more song also 1215 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,600 Speaker 1: that that that is probably a sad song. And this 1216 01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:00,200 Speaker 1: is also associated with David's death recipes. David Kinnaker, who 1217 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,120 Speaker 1: died into November eighteen or nineteen, don't know which. One 1218 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:10,000 Speaker 1: two one, Um, he killed himself and left a note 1219 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,800 Speaker 1: for my friend kind of saying that it was because 1220 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,280 Speaker 1: she didn't love him. It was very sad and obviously 1221 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,800 Speaker 1: it was her fault based on everything I've said earlier 1222 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,600 Speaker 1: today that was yeah, it was the maid's fault. And 1223 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,240 Speaker 1: by the way, I hope people are laughing when I 1224 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,000 Speaker 1: say that, and I know my friend who who listens 1225 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,720 Speaker 1: to this podcast, who is the one he wrote the 1226 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,520 Speaker 1: letter too, is laughing. UM knows very well it was 1227 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,240 Speaker 1: not her fault. So that's why I can make that joke. 1228 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:36,120 Speaker 1: But he left a CD with one song on it 1229 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,400 Speaker 1: by Ben Harper that we listened to right after we 1230 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,240 Speaker 1: found out our friend died, and that we're like in 1231 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,800 Speaker 1: watching my friend like on the ground crying to that song. 1232 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,560 Speaker 1: So that song I literally can't even listen to. And 1233 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,920 Speaker 1: I don't even know that. I think it's beloved one. Yeah, 1234 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,400 Speaker 1: we have both been here before, Knocking upon Love Store. 1235 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,880 Speaker 1: It's so sad, but it's even sadder because I lived 1236 01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,440 Speaker 1: a I lived a movie scene of like what like 1237 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,360 Speaker 1: that song was playing in the background, and if there 1238 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,200 Speaker 1: was a movie scene of what you were watching two 1239 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,280 Speaker 1: girls on a carpet wailing, crying and our mom's looking 1240 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,800 Speaker 1: very confused and scared after we got this news, that 1241 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:14,920 Speaker 1: song playing, I mean, that's the soundtrack. So that's my 1242 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,480 Speaker 1: final thought. Is that worth sharing on a daily fun 1243 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,360 Speaker 1: podcast that's supposed to be uplifting? You think so? Noah? Yeah, 1244 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,840 Speaker 1: Sometimes I say things on here. I'm like, people don't 1245 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,320 Speaker 1: need this every day, but I hope it helps me. 1246 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,320 Speaker 1: So thanks for letting me share that. And thanks to 1247 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,640 Speaker 1: my friend who I know would be okay with me 1248 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,880 Speaker 1: sharing that, or at least I hope you are, bitch, 1249 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:38,200 Speaker 1: and please don't sue me. Uh even though I didn't 1250 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:42,320 Speaker 1: say her name, but she wouldn't. She's a huge fan. Okay, okay, 1251 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,080 Speaker 1: Andrew anything, I thought that was the end. No, you 1252 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,080 Speaker 1: could say something, Oh no, my final we can take 1253 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,600 Speaker 1: on that pause? Yeah, what's your final? I'm leaving the pause. 1254 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:58,240 Speaker 1: The tax rabbits downstairs. We're gonna build uh some furniture 1255 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,520 Speaker 1: so we get the studio going. Can't wait for video 1256 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:04,120 Speaker 1: coming out soon? And um you know, just keep on 1257 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,040 Speaker 1: keeping on, folks. Do you know how I say that 1258 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,120 Speaker 1: if anyone related to what I was saying about a 1259 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,880 Speaker 1: dead friend or thing or or felt or felt any 1260 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,880 Speaker 1: way and you want to reach out to me, you 1261 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,360 Speaker 1: can always DM me, or you can write into the 1262 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,760 Speaker 1: show the Nicki Klayser podcast at Gmail. You can also 1263 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna find a way to send a voice memo 1264 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:22,880 Speaker 1: for us at some point, Noel, Let's talk about this 1265 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:26,120 Speaker 1: later and um and yeah, we love to hear from you, 1266 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,520 Speaker 1: and we might not get to all of it, but 1267 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,960 Speaker 1: we get to some of it. And guys, thank you 1268 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,160 Speaker 1: so much for the work. Content. People are sending me 1269 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,080 Speaker 1: pictures of their words and we'll talk about it tomorrow. 1270 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,880 Speaker 1: Please send them to me. They're a girl, just send 1271 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,680 Speaker 1: a video of her picking at her word. And I 1272 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,200 Speaker 1: had to shut it down because I was like, I 1273 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,120 Speaker 1: need to be alone with this when I'm like relaxed 1274 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,480 Speaker 1: and in bed and like I mean, I'm sick. So 1275 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,800 Speaker 1: keep those coming. Thanks for listening, And if you wanted 1276 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,440 Speaker 1: to talking about what the warts thing, please listen to 1277 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,480 Speaker 1: let yesterday's episode. Uhi