WEBVTT - Drew Has Never Felt The Meaning Of True Affection 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:20.200 Welcome back to an emergency intercom. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:21.919 Welcome to this recording. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:26.880 Are making sure welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:27.520 Ool. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:30.040 I have a pe drip on my pants that there's 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:31.200 no way that's actually tea. 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:33.880 It's just my penis goes down that low that it 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:34.520 just like drips. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.120 It goes to your mid thigh. That seems like a 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:38.360 medical issue. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:39.080 It is. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.159 Every time I get an erection, the blood from my 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:42.960 brain goes. 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.440 This is the second time we start an episode talking 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:47.200 about your wiener. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.680 It's a huge topic of conversation. 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:52.920 It's a huge deal. It's a huge ordeal. I didn't 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:55.680 want to be wearing my fucking glasses. I'm tired of 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.680 wearing my glasses. I need to get Laci eye surgery. 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.280 But I know, with my love, i'd be the first 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:03.720 hot girl to go blind. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.360 Via a six. 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:09.640 For real, Like when I was I for real thought 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.000 I was gonna go blind. I mean I literally did 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:15.320 go blind halfway through my Lasick eye surgery. Like I'm 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:17.920 not joking. And he didn't tell me like they do, 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.959 like they shot las Okay, so this is how it went. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.120 They like cut the flap of my eye open and 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.920 then they like peeled it back and then they fire 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:30.880 like lasers into your eye. And before the lasers, like 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.399 he peeled my flip or my like layer back and 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.080 on one of the eyes and he was just doing 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.720 one at one eye at a time, and uh, I 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:43.240 like completely lost all my vision and he didn't say anything. 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.720 It just wait and he didn't say anything, and I 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:48.840 was like, oh, fuck, like I'm blind, like I'm literally blind, 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.680 and I was having like a panic attack internally, and 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:51.800 I was like, they fucked up. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:52.840 They shot their runs. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:57.560 Yeah, they gave me like like a foremo xanax. 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.280 Were able to was the bravery to be feared. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.200 I was like, oh, my fucking god, like I'm blind 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.720 in my fucking right eye, Like I can't see anything. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.080 I'm fucked over this as fuck. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.800 And then like thirty seconds of me panicking like being 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.880 completely blind, he was like, oh, by the way, I 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.840 forgot to tell you, but like you'll literally experience like 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:17.160 blindness right now. And I was like, oh, thank god, 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.720 what was that? Like, Uh, it was fucked up. It 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:25.400 was literally terrifying, like literally it it's it's indescribable. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:26.040 But like I. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:29.840 Could see like like uh like almost like electricity in 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.760 my eye. Like I could see like the veins in 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.160 the back of my eye when the lasers were firing in. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.160 I could also smell like my eye burning. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:38.600 Yeah, because what is lasik? 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.960 Are they basically burning your eyes so that it has 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:42.440 to reconstruct itself. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.440 I literally have no idea. 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:46.959 I think they shoot lasers into your eyes to like 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.680 do something to like the cornea or some shit like 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.920 melt it back or. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.280 Like the back of your. 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.760 Eyeball, like your optic nerve, like all those little lenses 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.760 and shit they're melting or some shit literally making off. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:00.600 Because I'm a genius that sense to me. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:05.200 It's like it's like when you have like a scar 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.400 and you go and get scar mobile. Isn't part of 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:11.400 that literally like re fracturing the skin so that it 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:12.360 can like heal over. 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:14.000 I have no idea. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.840 Yeah, I think so, Yeah, Like that's something that's don 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:18.040 to like bodies a lot. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.520 Is like literally harming it so that your body can 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:21.440 like regenerate. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:22.200 Yeah. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.320 I think with like acne scars, they shoot it with 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.680 lasers and then it promotes collagen production or something. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.480 So that's probably what happens to your eye. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.799 And like I see that's the thing about me is 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.040 like if the world started over and I was put 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.839 at the forefront of it, we'd honestly probably still be here. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:41.360 Oh yeah, maybe like set back way more though. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.880 No, we might be further with less damage to the 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:47.800 earth because like I would be leading with empathy. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.040 Oh can you guys imagine where we'd be if Hillary 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.720 Clinton won in twenty sixteen? Like, just how much better 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:57.240 every cry? 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.200 Are you gonna cry because you hate women? 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:02.560 Because I love women? What I've never said I hated women? 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.400 No play the clip I hate women? 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:07.360 Yeah, you've said it a lot. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.559 Okay, we actually have it on video, like an astonished 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.360 you might actually wait, we have to call Guinness because 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.880 Drew might be the person who is said. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.400 Has claimed his hatred for women the most on the internet. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:26.119 And you're up again some pretty prominent figures in that category. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:29.240 The amount in which men publicly get on the internet 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:34.599 to hate women is actually astonishing. Yeah, fuck men, though 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:36.800 I hate man, I don't go a fuck And it 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:41.360 just doesn't it's not it doesn't go both ways. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.800 right right. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.760 I left an air on smoothie in my bag and 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.839 this morning it fucking exploded in my. 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:56.640 Room literally overnight as well, as a whole smoothie. No, no, no, 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.880 I don't got a smoothie. 0:04:58.320 --> 0:04:59.760 From I got the macawon. 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:02.440 Oh did you open it? No? 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.640 I just forgot it in my gym bag. And then 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:06.640 this morning I thought Azol was playing with something. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.760 I was like, I kept hitting the bed to make 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.080 her stop, and then like I was like, what the 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:12.560 fuck is that? 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.680 And I like got up and I when I finally 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:18.160 got out of bed, I heard my bag literally hiss. 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:19.360 At me, and I was like, bitch, did I bring 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:20.400 a fucking animal in the house? 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.159 But it was my Airwan smoothie actually about to fucking 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:23.880 explode in shoes. 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.640 You shop at a huh you shop at Airwin. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:27.320 No. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.800 I think things like that are just overpriced and like 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.280 honestly like played out and like very embarrassing. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:34.600 I don't claim. 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:35.880 I don't claim. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.720 I don't they claim I do, and like at this 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.479 point it is embarrassing and I'm sorry, but like I do. 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:45.120 Their food is young, pre made food is just lit 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:46.400 like it's so good. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.280 You can't attack me because I have decision anxiety, because 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.280 my own internal issues. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.280 It's just so easy. You just get to go and 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.520 you get to I don't fucking question what I do. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:57.400 Get the same. 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.400 Food you get every single time, and you know it's 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.719 gonna taste same and it's gonna be good, and it's 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:06.160 also kind of healthy and literally like McDonald's good places. 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:10.440 So I'm just like it's easy, simple and yummers. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:11.800 It's literally like McDonald's. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.280 Were we talking about it on the podcast that if 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:17.160 we found that McDonald's chicken was fake, Like, how would 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.680 you react? Like if you found out it was like 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.719 not real, I would be so fucking happy. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:22.479 I wouldn't care. 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.560 I would be like, oh good, I'm not killing animals 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:26.159 and I'm getting like kind. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:30.960 Of nutrition and I'm getting my microplastics. Yeah. I argue 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.800 with someone because they were like, I like McDonald's in 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.080 Europe more because like the chicken is real, No bitch, 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:37.200 I don't fucking want that. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.640 Like I literally don't want tendons and real fat in 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.520 my chicken nuggets for McDonald's. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.320 I want to eat that. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:47.280 Shit and it melts barbecue sauce and French fries in 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.359 my mouth that it's just waiting for coca cola to 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:49.880 be drizzled. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.520 Literally, I want it to melt in my mouth because 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:55.560 it's literally all fillers. And it turns into like a 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.640 puddle of like fake chick. 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:01.440 Yeah, chewy gum, Like I want my McDonald's tastes like 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.240 chicken flavor gum, And that's what it tastes like here, 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:05.040 and I love it. 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:09.960 Like everything else is valid, like the dairy in Europe 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:15.120 being like lit true true true, the gluten being less. 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:19.320 Or to respond to my butter TikTok that I sent you, 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.200 there's a little French butter going around that's super fucking 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:28.160 it's literally making it's making its rounds, and I was like, 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.760 we need to go get it because it's very rarely 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.760 sold in America. And there's a shop called Frenches selling 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:39.840 this expensive ass butter sorry, like a bunch of different flavors. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.800 And okay, see it lost me because it was like 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:48.280 fucking yu zoo. Lemon butter sounds de hell. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:54.160 You ever had shrimp? Yes, shrimp butter and lemon? 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.720 No, what you're missing out is yuzu. Like what is it? Yuzu? 0:07:58.880 --> 0:07:59.920 Like a really sweet for. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:04.600 No, it's like like kind of citrusy. It's like a lemon. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.600 I can't, I can't. I don't want sweet butter. 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.880 It's not sweet, like in my head all of those 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:13.120 butter sounded sweet. 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:14.680 It was like the raspberry ones. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:17.160 Oh that was the one that really threw me. I'm like, 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:23.160 raspberry butter. See, yeah, that sounds lit as fuck, but 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.840 that's because seaweed is like savory, but raspberry butter. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:28.239 Bitch. 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:31.440 I guess I'm tripping right now because it's like it's 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.120 like butter and jam. Yeah, so like and maybe it's 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.160 not that deep, but like, for some reason. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:37.120 It sounds so gross. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:37.360 You know. 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:39.680 What I'm thinking of is last time I really had butter. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.280 It's at peak of me having a sore throat and 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.120 I ate a piece of toast with butter on it, 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:45.920 and the butter hit the back of my throat and 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.679 I was like, this human shouldn't be eating this because 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:50.640 the way that just hit the back of my throat 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.280 and the way it felt it was not okay, Like 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:56.360 it actually felt like I was doing something genuinely unhealthy 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:57.040 to my body. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.440 But so then I covered it in jam and kept going. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:02.800 But there you go, there go. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:03.320 Yeah. 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:08.240 Well, we went to the gym like I work out, 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.319 like I go to the gym three to four times 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:13.480 a week, like maybe five times, and I'm feeling that 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.200 I'm just like I work out, I go to the 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:19.679 gym like it's it's just a part of my routine. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.839 Is this the story? Is that the point. 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.320 Of what you're saying part of my routine? 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:23.520 Now? 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:28.040 Well, at this gym, there was this guy that I 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.200 felt like he knew who I was because he kept 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.440 like looking at me, like over and over again. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.560 Like i'aded. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.560 And I was like, oh, it's like a sixth sense, 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.960 like you know what you know and you know and 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:40.600 I just like had a feeling. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.920 And I know when you don't like me and you're 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:45.720 around me and you know who I am from the internet, 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.600 and I that's another sense. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.080 It is like you can feel it. 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:50.600 I can feel it off of you. And now it's 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:53.200 just embarrassing because you don't like me for some weird reason. 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.800 But I'm next to you. Yeah, and I'm about to 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.040 be so nice that you're gonna feel like a little. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:00.960 Idiot when you so on top of that, So I 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.120 had this I had a feeling that this guy knew 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:07.960 who I was. And I was like, fuck, dude, I 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:09.599 like I really don't want this person to see me 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.679 naked in the locker room whatever, blah blah blah. So 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.720 I had my little conniption fit, and I waited until 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:17.240 he went into the locker room, and ironically enough, Dalton 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:18.920 had gone into the locker room at the same time, 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:19.800 because Dalton. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.400 Was there, and Dalton is our friend. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.520 Who is literally like one of the most sexy hot 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.400 people like on this planet, Like his body is like 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:31.360 actually built by the Greek gods. Dalton's body, he's going, 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:36.160 he's literally gorgeous. And basically what happened was Dalton was 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.720 in the sauna and this. 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.280 Dude also to purpose, you have to be butt naked, nasty. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.000 And the fucking song yeah yeah, yeah, So keep that 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:45.000 in mind for this story. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.840 So this dude, who I thought knew who I was, 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.839 went up to my buddy Dalton, who he didn't. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.160 Know that I naked, and was like, you're you host 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:54.880 that podcast? 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:58.000 Like you're you're Drew Phillips, right, And Dalton was like what, 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:00.640 Like what the fucking He was like, oh, like, I 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.280 just like the hair and I just saw you were 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.400 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is weird. I'm sorry, and 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.040 it this is weird, and then they moved on with 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:12.320 their day. More of this story is that I'm sexy, 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.640 fucking hot, and I got mistaken for like a very 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.440 sexy person with the sexy body because. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.719 Maybe we throw a photo up, but I don't want 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.360 to get demonetized. It was like a photo of that 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:22.640 man shirtless. 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.280 Oh, I thought you were gonna you meant like a 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.240 photo of him naked, and I was like, yeah, you 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:27.600 can't put a naked photo. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:29.920 I thought you were saying, let's throw a photo and 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.200 Drew's body and get me monetized because. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.760 It's the podcast over to Rumble, so we can post 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.079 naked pictures of Dalton. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.600 What I will say the moral of that story is, please, 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:44.040 if you recognize anybody, not even just us, if you 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:47.680 ever recognize anybody in a spa setting where the person 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:51.079 is butt naked, nasty, do not go. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.320 Up to them. Because that was my first thought. Is 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:58.000 like the intense bravery and like like like being in 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.520 a different planet of going up to something. Someone came 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.840 up to me button naked, and like like I can 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.400 feel like I've been in the locker room with like 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.959 girls my age, and like. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.000 Like Drew said, like sometimes it's just a sixth sense 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.480 and I'm like, oh, this person like maybe doesn't know me, 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.040 but like they're looking at me in a way that 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.280 I'm like, they've probably seen me. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:21.960 Around, like on the internet. If one of those people 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.280 then proceeded to go up to me while I'm also 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:27.040 I'm in the sauna, so I'm like dripping sweat naked, 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:29.959 and I was like, oh my god, I love what 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:31.720 you do, and my fucking tits are out. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:36.360 We're fighting, So now we're gonna have sexy sauna wrestling. 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.400 See, for me, it's not that big of a deal, 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:40.640 like just come up to me in the locker room. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:40.960 Yeah. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.080 When I said that and got defensive over Drew, Drew 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.160 was like I don't care, and I was like, but 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.520 I do, but I do. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:49.400 No, No, it doesn't bother me that much. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:53.319 But I there is part of me that's like, no, 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.480 like people cannot be gossiping about my body on the internet. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.640 Like absolutely, I don't know if I would care if 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.400 anybody saw me naked, because like, realistically, I'm not. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.600 I've never been somebody who like even. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.200 In high school when you had to like change, like 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:07.640 I wasn't like going into the bathrooms. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.840 I was just like whatever, like I'm gonna get butt naked, nasty. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:16.400 But like, for some reason, breaking that wall of saying 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.320 it is like too far, Like I don't care if 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.000 somebody knows me and sees me naked and like continues 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.800 to talk to me like casually, but like, please while 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.559 we are both naked, don't break that barrier. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:29.640 Like once we're. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:31.840 Fully clothed and we're walking out, Like if you decide 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.120 to be like oh, by the way, like I love 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.559 the podcast, I'd be like, oh, that's kind of crazy 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:38.960 because we just spoke button naked nasty for like twenty minutes. 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:40.959 But like, don't while. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.880 I'm naked be like, oh, also, I see you on 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:46.040 the internet everywhere. I think it's also different for girls 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:48.079 because like my tits are literally like less than a. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.120 Yeah, I'm covered a towel as well. Yeah I'm not 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:51.760 a snaked. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.599 Wait do you get butt naked in the sauna or 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:55.480 do you keep a towel on? 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:56.960 I like keep a towel on. 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.800 I literally go in there, lay my towel and sit 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:04.000 with my legs like this, like literally like in the 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.800 sauna and all the other girls, Like I've been noticing 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.360 because for a long time in the sauna there was 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:12.760 never anybody else, but recently, because we've been going later, 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.839 there have been people in the sauna and I'm like, oh, 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:18.920 girls are going in like fully wrapped up. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.360 And then it's like me and one other brave soul 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.480 who's like but naked, nasty, like laying on her back 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:24.880 with her fucking legs up on the wall. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:31.520 It's a very different vibe in the men's I feel 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:34.800 like everybody's covered up. But the reason I was like, Oh, 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.880 my fucking god, is this note that I have taken 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.720 down And I actually have zero idea what this is 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.440 supposed to fucking mean, And like, y'all tell me if 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.920 like y'all can like understand what I'm getting out here, 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:47.240 but I. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.840 Really really have zero clue what this is. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:52.680 Enya is an avenger. Avenger Kaya is a model, and 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:56.000 I'm doja Cat's man. I swear to god, I have 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:59.160 that written down, Like literally, what the fuck does that mean? 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:00.760 Is that a you had? 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:06.360 Maybe I am a model? Though okay, yeah, I don't 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:07.240 know if you guys saw that. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:09.920 We actually need to talk about that. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:11.080 We need to talk about this. 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.800 So I think we've talked about No, we I don't 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.120 think we've ever talked about the Nightmare trip or have we? 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:19.400 I think we alluded to it, but it was so traumatizing. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:20.400 At the time, we were like. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:24.520 No, it was for real the gnarliest travel experience of 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.320 my life that it almost made me never want to 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.920 fly again. We went to like Mexico City for a 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:33.560 little bit, and like it was like near the end 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:37.040 of COVID, Like we there weren't many COVID restrictions anymore, 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.720 and we were like aware of that, like you didn't 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.120 need a COVID test to fly in America, you didn't 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.080 need one, blah blah blah blah blah to get into 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.200 Mexico City. But what we failed to realize is that 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:52.040 you needed one to get back into America from Mexico City. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:54.800 But all of us we were like, oh, like we 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.520 actually don't need a test, Like Kaya asked, like a 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:58.080 gay agent. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:15:59.960 A gate agent was like, oh no, like you're good, 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:00.400 like I. 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:01.160 Think it was straight. 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.960 Actually, oh my god, oh my god. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:06.680 But we. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:12.200 I got I got us to the airport like four 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.680 hours early, because I was convinced we needed a test, 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.240 like Elisa was convinced that we needed to test, but 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:20.000 this gate agent was like, no, you don't need a test. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.480 So then we were like, Okay, fine, I guess we 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.800 don't need a test and we just kind of loitered around, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.600 like we got through their version of TSA, like I. 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.440 Think we showed up like four hours early and fell asleep. 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:32.760 Yeah, that's what I was just saying. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.360 And then they like transferred it to another gate and 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.080 we went over there and we were on time and 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.120 everything was fine. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.240 Yeah, and it like we just loitered around, like waited 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:44.880 our four hours and then we went to our gate 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.480 and we were are we were sitting at a different 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.200 gate that we were supposed to be at, but they 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:52.200 changed the gate like literally last minute, and none of 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:53.320 us got a notification. 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:54.440 They didn't announce it. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.200 We didn't see it until we looked at our phone 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:57.440 and we were like, oh my god, we're at the 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.400 wrong gate. And we had like five minutes to run 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:03.960 across the entire Mexico City Airport to get to our gate, 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:07.719 and we got there on time. We were like, oh 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.000 my fucking god, thank god. 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:09.560 We made it. 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.840 Like I cannot believe we made it. Like we thought 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:13.080 that was the end of it. We were like, dude, 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.879 like we made this gate. We were like literally some 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.920 of the last people in line to get to this gate. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.320 And we pull up and they're asking for COVID tests 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:22.320 and we're like, oh, we're fine. We have like we 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.560 brought our own little COVID test. We took them like 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:28.200 they're not digital, but they're like the their analog COVID 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.920