Speaker 1: Welcome back to an emergency intercom.
Speaker 2: Welcome to this recording.
Speaker 3: Are making sure welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 1: Ool.
Speaker 4: I have a pe drip on my pants that there's
Speaker 4: no way that's actually tea.
Speaker 1: It's just my penis goes down that low that it
Speaker 1: just like drips.
Speaker 2: It goes to your mid thigh. That seems like a
Speaker 2: medical issue.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: Every time I get an erection, the blood from my
Speaker 4: brain goes.
Speaker 3: This is the second time we start an episode talking
Speaker 3: about your wiener.
Speaker 1: It's a huge topic of conversation.
Speaker 3: It's a huge deal. It's a huge ordeal. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to be wearing my fucking glasses. I'm tired of
Speaker 3: wearing my glasses. I need to get Laci eye surgery.
Speaker 3: But I know, with my love, i'd be the first
Speaker 3: hot girl to go blind.
Speaker 2: Via a six.
Speaker 4: For real, Like when I was I for real thought
Speaker 4: I was gonna go blind. I mean I literally did
Speaker 4: go blind halfway through my Lasick eye surgery. Like I'm
Speaker 4: not joking. And he didn't tell me like they do,
Speaker 4: like they shot las Okay, so this is how it went.
Speaker 4: They like cut the flap of my eye open and
Speaker 4: then they like peeled it back and then they fire
Speaker 4: like lasers into your eye. And before the lasers, like
Speaker 4: he peeled my flip or my like layer back and
Speaker 4: on one of the eyes and he was just doing
Speaker 4: one at one eye at a time, and uh, I
Speaker 4: like completely lost all my vision and he didn't say anything.
Speaker 4: It just wait and he didn't say anything, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, fuck, like I'm blind, like I'm literally blind,
Speaker 4: and I was having like a panic attack internally, and
Speaker 4: I was like, they fucked up.
Speaker 1: They shot their runs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they gave me like like a foremo xanax.
Speaker 2: Were able to was the bravery to be feared.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, my fucking god, like I'm blind
Speaker 4: in my fucking right eye, Like I can't see anything.
Speaker 1: I'm fucked over this as fuck.
Speaker 4: And then like thirty seconds of me panicking like being
Speaker 4: completely blind, he was like, oh, by the way, I
Speaker 4: forgot to tell you, but like you'll literally experience like
Speaker 4: blindness right now. And I was like, oh, thank god,
Speaker 4: what was that? Like, Uh, it was fucked up. It
Speaker 4: was literally terrifying, like literally it it's it's indescribable.
Speaker 1: But like I.
Speaker 4: Could see like like uh like almost like electricity in
Speaker 4: my eye. Like I could see like the veins in
Speaker 4: the back of my eye when the lasers were firing in.
Speaker 4: I could also smell like my eye burning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because what is lasik?
Speaker 3: Are they basically burning your eyes so that it has
Speaker 3: to reconstruct itself.
Speaker 1: I literally have no idea.
Speaker 4: I think they shoot lasers into your eyes to like
Speaker 4: do something to like the cornea or some shit like
Speaker 4: melt it back or.
Speaker 1: Like the back of your.
Speaker 4: Eyeball, like your optic nerve, like all those little lenses
Speaker 4: and shit they're melting or some shit literally making off.
Speaker 2: Because I'm a genius that sense to me.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like when you have like a scar
Speaker 3: and you go and get scar mobile. Isn't part of
Speaker 3: that literally like re fracturing the skin so that it
Speaker 3: can like heal over.
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, Yeah, Like that's something that's don
Speaker 2: to like bodies a lot.
Speaker 3: Is like literally harming it so that your body can
Speaker 3: like regenerate.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think with like acne scars, they shoot it with
Speaker 5: lasers and then it promotes collagen production or something.
Speaker 2: So that's probably what happens to your eye.
Speaker 3: And like I see that's the thing about me is
Speaker 3: like if the world started over and I was put
Speaker 3: at the forefront of it, we'd honestly probably still be here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe like set back way more though.
Speaker 3: No, we might be further with less damage to the
Speaker 3: earth because like I would be leading with empathy.
Speaker 5: Oh can you guys imagine where we'd be if Hillary
Speaker 5: Clinton won in twenty sixteen? Like, just how much better
Speaker 5: every cry?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna cry because you hate women?
Speaker 4: Because I love women? What I've never said I hated women?
Speaker 4: No play the clip I hate women?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've said it a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, we actually have it on video, like an astonished
Speaker 3: you might actually wait, we have to call Guinness because
Speaker 3: Drew might be the person who is said.
Speaker 2: Has claimed his hatred for women the most on the internet.
Speaker 3: And you're up again some pretty prominent figures in that category.
Speaker 3: The amount in which men publicly get on the internet
Speaker 3: to hate women is actually astonishing. Yeah, fuck men, though
Speaker 3: I hate man, I don't go a fuck And it
Speaker 3: just doesn't it's not it doesn't go both ways. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: right right.
Speaker 2: I left an air on smoothie in my bag and
Speaker 2: this morning it fucking exploded in my.
Speaker 4: Room literally overnight as well, as a whole smoothie. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: I don't got a smoothie.
Speaker 2: From I got the macawon.
Speaker 1: Oh did you open it? No?
Speaker 3: I just forgot it in my gym bag. And then
Speaker 3: this morning I thought Azol was playing with something.
Speaker 2: I was like, I kept hitting the bed to make
Speaker 2: her stop, and then like I was like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is that?
Speaker 3: And I like got up and I when I finally
Speaker 3: got out of bed, I heard my bag literally hiss.
Speaker 2: At me, and I was like, bitch, did I bring
Speaker 2: a fucking animal in the house?
Speaker 3: But it was my Airwan smoothie actually about to fucking
Speaker 3: explode in shoes.
Speaker 1: You shop at a huh you shop at Airwin.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: I think things like that are just overpriced and like
Speaker 3: honestly like played out and like very embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I don't claim.
Speaker 1: I don't claim.
Speaker 3: I don't they claim I do, and like at this
Speaker 3: point it is embarrassing and I'm sorry, but like I do.
Speaker 4: Their food is young, pre made food is just lit
Speaker 4: like it's so good.
Speaker 3: You can't attack me because I have decision anxiety, because
Speaker 3: my own internal issues.
Speaker 1: It's just so easy. You just get to go and
Speaker 1: you get to I don't fucking question what I do.
Speaker 1: Get the same.
Speaker 4: Food you get every single time, and you know it's
Speaker 4: gonna taste same and it's gonna be good, and it's
Speaker 4: also kind of healthy and literally like McDonald's good places.
Speaker 4: So I'm just like it's easy, simple and yummers.
Speaker 2: It's literally like McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Were we talking about it on the podcast that if
Speaker 3: we found that McDonald's chicken was fake, Like, how would
Speaker 3: you react? Like if you found out it was like
Speaker 3: not real, I would be so fucking happy.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care.
Speaker 4: I would be like, oh good, I'm not killing animals
Speaker 4: and I'm getting like kind.
Speaker 2: Of nutrition and I'm getting my microplastics. Yeah. I argue
Speaker 2: with someone because they were like, I like McDonald's in
Speaker 2: Europe more because like the chicken is real, No bitch,
Speaker 2: I don't fucking want that.
Speaker 3: Like I literally don't want tendons and real fat in
Speaker 3: my chicken nuggets for McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I want to eat that.
Speaker 3: Shit and it melts barbecue sauce and French fries in
Speaker 3: my mouth that it's just waiting for coca cola to
Speaker 3: be drizzled.
Speaker 4: Literally, I want it to melt in my mouth because
Speaker 4: it's literally all fillers. And it turns into like a
Speaker 4: puddle of like fake chick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, chewy gum, Like I want my McDonald's tastes like
Speaker 3: chicken flavor gum, And that's what it tastes like here,
Speaker 3: and I love it.
Speaker 2: Like everything else is valid, like the dairy in Europe
Speaker 2: being like lit true true true, the gluten being less.
Speaker 4: Or to respond to my butter TikTok that I sent you,
Speaker 4: there's a little French butter going around that's super fucking
Speaker 4: it's literally making it's making its rounds, and I was like,
Speaker 4: we need to go get it because it's very rarely
Speaker 4: sold in America. And there's a shop called Frenches selling
Speaker 4: this expensive ass butter sorry, like a bunch of different flavors.
Speaker 2: And okay, see it lost me because it was like
Speaker 2: fucking yu zoo. Lemon butter sounds de hell.
Speaker 1: You ever had shrimp? Yes, shrimp butter and lemon?
Speaker 2: No, what you're missing out is yuzu. Like what is it? Yuzu?
Speaker 2: Like a really sweet for.
Speaker 1: No, it's like like kind of citrusy. It's like a lemon.
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't. I don't want sweet butter.
Speaker 3: It's not sweet, like in my head all of those
Speaker 3: butter sounded sweet.
Speaker 1: It was like the raspberry ones.
Speaker 3: Oh that was the one that really threw me. I'm like,
Speaker 3: raspberry butter. See, yeah, that sounds lit as fuck, but
Speaker 3: that's because seaweed is like savory, but raspberry butter.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm tripping right now because it's like it's
Speaker 3: like butter and jam. Yeah, so like and maybe it's
Speaker 3: not that deep, but like, for some reason.
Speaker 2: It sounds so gross.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: What I'm thinking of is last time I really had butter.
Speaker 3: It's at peak of me having a sore throat and
Speaker 3: I ate a piece of toast with butter on it,
Speaker 3: and the butter hit the back of my throat and
Speaker 3: I was like, this human shouldn't be eating this because
Speaker 3: the way that just hit the back of my throat
Speaker 3: and the way it felt it was not okay, Like
Speaker 3: it actually felt like I was doing something genuinely unhealthy
Speaker 3: to my body.
Speaker 2: But so then I covered it in jam and kept going.
Speaker 1: But there you go, there go.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, we went to the gym like I work out,
Speaker 4: like I go to the gym three to four times
Speaker 4: a week, like maybe five times, and I'm feeling that
Speaker 4: I'm just like I work out, I go to the
Speaker 4: gym like it's it's just a part of my routine.
Speaker 2: Is this the story? Is that the point.
Speaker 1: Of what you're saying part of my routine?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Well, at this gym, there was this guy that I
Speaker 4: felt like he knew who I was because he kept
Speaker 4: like looking at me, like over and over again.
Speaker 2: Like i'aded.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, it's like a sixth sense,
Speaker 4: like you know what you know and you know and
Speaker 4: I just like had a feeling.
Speaker 2: And I know when you don't like me and you're
Speaker 2: around me and you know who I am from the internet,
Speaker 2: and I that's another sense.
Speaker 1: It is like you can feel it.
Speaker 3: I can feel it off of you. And now it's
Speaker 3: just embarrassing because you don't like me for some weird reason.
Speaker 3: But I'm next to you. Yeah, and I'm about to
Speaker 3: be so nice that you're gonna feel like a little.
Speaker 4: Idiot when you so on top of that, So I
Speaker 4: had this I had a feeling that this guy knew
Speaker 4: who I was. And I was like, fuck, dude, I
Speaker 4: like I really don't want this person to see me
Speaker 4: naked in the locker room whatever, blah blah blah. So
Speaker 4: I had my little conniption fit, and I waited until
Speaker 4: he went into the locker room, and ironically enough, Dalton
Speaker 4: had gone into the locker room at the same time,
Speaker 4: because Dalton.
Speaker 2: Was there, and Dalton is our friend.
Speaker 4: Who is literally like one of the most sexy hot
Speaker 4: people like on this planet, Like his body is like
Speaker 4: actually built by the Greek gods. Dalton's body, he's going,
Speaker 4: he's literally gorgeous. And basically what happened was Dalton was
Speaker 4: in the sauna and this.
Speaker 3: Dude also to purpose, you have to be butt naked, nasty.
Speaker 2: And the fucking song yeah yeah, yeah, So keep that
Speaker 2: in mind for this story.
Speaker 4: So this dude, who I thought knew who I was,
Speaker 4: went up to my buddy Dalton, who he didn't.
Speaker 1: Know that I naked, and was like, you're you host
Speaker 1: that podcast?
Speaker 4: Like you're you're Drew Phillips, right, And Dalton was like what,
Speaker 4: Like what the fucking He was like, oh, like, I
Speaker 4: just like the hair and I just saw you were
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is weird. I'm sorry, and
Speaker 4: it this is weird, and then they moved on with
Speaker 4: their day. More of this story is that I'm sexy,
Speaker 4: fucking hot, and I got mistaken for like a very
Speaker 4: sexy person with the sexy body because.
Speaker 5: Maybe we throw a photo up, but I don't want
Speaker 5: to get demonetized. It was like a photo of that
Speaker 5: man shirtless.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were gonna you meant like a
Speaker 3: photo of him naked, and I was like, yeah, you
Speaker 3: can't put a naked photo.
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying, let's throw a photo and
Speaker 4: Drew's body and get me monetized because.
Speaker 5: It's the podcast over to Rumble, so we can post
Speaker 5: naked pictures of Dalton.
Speaker 3: What I will say the moral of that story is, please,
Speaker 3: if you recognize anybody, not even just us, if you
Speaker 3: ever recognize anybody in a spa setting where the person
Speaker 3: is butt naked, nasty, do not go.
Speaker 2: Up to them. Because that was my first thought. Is
Speaker 2: like the intense bravery and like like like being in
Speaker 2: a different planet of going up to something. Someone came
Speaker 2: up to me button naked, and like like I can
Speaker 2: feel like I've been in the locker room with like
Speaker 2: girls my age, and like.
Speaker 3: Like Drew said, like sometimes it's just a sixth sense
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, this person like maybe doesn't know me,
Speaker 3: but like they're looking at me in a way that
Speaker 3: I'm like, they've probably seen me.
Speaker 2: Around, like on the internet. If one of those people
Speaker 2: then proceeded to go up to me while I'm also
Speaker 2: I'm in the sauna, so I'm like dripping sweat naked,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, I love what
Speaker 2: you do, and my fucking tits are out.
Speaker 3: We're fighting, So now we're gonna have sexy sauna wrestling.
Speaker 4: See, for me, it's not that big of a deal,
Speaker 4: like just come up to me in the locker room.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I said that and got defensive over Drew, Drew
Speaker 3: was like I don't care, and I was like, but
Speaker 3: I do, but I do.
Speaker 1: No, No, it doesn't bother me that much.
Speaker 4: But I there is part of me that's like, no,
Speaker 4: like people cannot be gossiping about my body on the internet.
Speaker 3: Like absolutely, I don't know if I would care if
Speaker 3: anybody saw me naked, because like, realistically, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I've never been somebody who like even.
Speaker 3: In high school when you had to like change, like
Speaker 3: I wasn't like going into the bathrooms.
Speaker 2: I was just like whatever, like I'm gonna get butt naked, nasty.
Speaker 3: But like, for some reason, breaking that wall of saying
Speaker 3: it is like too far, Like I don't care if
Speaker 3: somebody knows me and sees me naked and like continues
Speaker 3: to talk to me like casually, but like, please while
Speaker 3: we are both naked, don't break that barrier.
Speaker 2: Like once we're.
Speaker 3: Fully clothed and we're walking out, Like if you decide
Speaker 3: to be like oh, by the way, like I love
Speaker 3: the podcast, I'd be like, oh, that's kind of crazy
Speaker 3: because we just spoke button naked nasty for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: But like, don't while.
Speaker 3: I'm naked be like, oh, also, I see you on
Speaker 3: the internet everywhere. I think it's also different for girls
Speaker 3: because like my tits are literally like less than a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm covered a towel as well. Yeah I'm not
Speaker 1: a snaked.
Speaker 2: Wait do you get butt naked in the sauna or
Speaker 2: do you keep a towel on?
Speaker 1: I like keep a towel on.
Speaker 3: I literally go in there, lay my towel and sit
Speaker 3: with my legs like this, like literally like in the
Speaker 3: sauna and all the other girls, Like I've been noticing
Speaker 3: because for a long time in the sauna there was
Speaker 3: never anybody else, but recently, because we've been going later,
Speaker 3: there have been people in the sauna and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: girls are going in like fully wrapped up.
Speaker 2: And then it's like me and one other brave soul
Speaker 2: who's like but naked, nasty, like laying on her back
Speaker 2: with her fucking legs up on the wall.
Speaker 4: It's a very different vibe in the men's I feel
Speaker 4: like everybody's covered up. But the reason I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: my fucking god, is this note that I have taken
Speaker 4: down And I actually have zero idea what this is
Speaker 4: supposed to fucking mean, And like, y'all tell me if
Speaker 4: like y'all can like understand what I'm getting out here,
Speaker 4: but I.
Speaker 1: Really really have zero clue what this is.
Speaker 4: Enya is an avenger. Avenger Kaya is a model, and
Speaker 4: I'm doja Cat's man. I swear to god, I have
Speaker 4: that written down, Like literally, what the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2: Is that a you had?
Speaker 5: Maybe I am a model? Though okay, yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: know if you guys saw that.
Speaker 1: We actually need to talk about that.
Speaker 5: We need to talk about this.
Speaker 4: So I think we've talked about No, we I don't
Speaker 4: think we've ever talked about the Nightmare trip or have we?
Speaker 5: I think we alluded to it, but it was so traumatizing.
Speaker 5: At the time, we were like.
Speaker 4: No, it was for real the gnarliest travel experience of
Speaker 4: my life that it almost made me never want to
Speaker 4: fly again. We went to like Mexico City for a
Speaker 4: little bit, and like it was like near the end
Speaker 4: of COVID, Like we there weren't many COVID restrictions anymore,
Speaker 4: and we were like aware of that, like you didn't
Speaker 4: need a COVID test to fly in America, you didn't
Speaker 4: need one, blah blah blah blah blah to get into
Speaker 4: Mexico City. But what we failed to realize is that
Speaker 4: you needed one to get back into America from Mexico City.
Speaker 4: But all of us we were like, oh, like we
Speaker 4: actually don't need a test, Like Kaya asked, like a
Speaker 4: gay agent.
Speaker 1: A gate agent was like, oh no, like you're good,
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 5: Think it was straight.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 5: But we.
Speaker 4: I got I got us to the airport like four
Speaker 4: hours early, because I was convinced we needed a test,
Speaker 4: like Elisa was convinced that we needed to test, but
Speaker 4: this gate agent was like, no, you don't need a test.
Speaker 4: So then we were like, Okay, fine, I guess we
Speaker 4: don't need a test and we just kind of loitered around,
Speaker 4: like we got through their version of TSA, like I.
Speaker 5: Think we showed up like four hours early and fell asleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was just saying.
Speaker 5: And then they like transferred it to another gate and
Speaker 5: we went over there and we were on time and
Speaker 5: everything was fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it like we just loitered around, like waited
Speaker 4: our four hours and then we went to our gate
Speaker 4: and we were are we were sitting at a different
Speaker 4: gate that we were supposed to be at, but they
Speaker 4: changed the gate like literally last minute, and none of
Speaker 4: us got a notification.
Speaker 1: They didn't announce it.
Speaker 4: We didn't see it until we looked at our phone
Speaker 4: and we were like, oh my god, we're at the
Speaker 4: wrong gate. And we had like five minutes to run
Speaker 4: across the entire Mexico City Airport to get to our gate,
Speaker 4: and we got there on time. We were like, oh
Speaker 4: my fucking god, thank god.
Speaker 1: We made it.
Speaker 4: Like I cannot believe we made it. Like we thought
Speaker 4: that was the end of it. We were like, dude,
Speaker 4: like we made this gate. We were like literally some
Speaker 4: of the last people in line to get to this gate.
Speaker 4: And we pull up and they're asking for COVID tests
Speaker 4: and we're like, oh, we're fine. We have like we
Speaker 4: brought our own little COVID test. We took them like
Speaker 4: they're not digital, but they're like the their analog COVID
Speaker 4: test and we show that to the gate agent and
Speaker 4: she's like this doesn't work, Like y'all can't do this,
Speaker 4: Like y'all have to go get a a real COVID
Speaker 4: test that has a digital code. And we're like what,
Speaker 4: Like that doesn't make sense, but whatever. Alisa had her
Speaker 4: digital code. She got on the plane, which in the
Speaker 4: moment I was pissed about it. I was like, no,
Speaker 4: like this ship is sinking, come down with us.
Speaker 1: But then I.
Speaker 4: Realized I was like, actually, you know what, like get
Speaker 4: on that fucking plane because I would have done the
Speaker 4: same thing.
Speaker 3: Also, she like told them, she was like, dude, no,
Speaker 3: that guy told you the wrong in from of she
Speaker 3: was like, I looked this up.
Speaker 2: You need to have She literally that was the funny thing.
Speaker 2: And when y'all tell this, I just I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is so crazy because literally, like we all looked it
Speaker 2: up when you like were checking in for your flight.
Speaker 2: I don't blame Kai, though, I blame all of you,
Speaker 2: because all of you are like kind of crazy for
Speaker 2: just like going in with it and being like, all right,
Speaker 2: that sounds right. When we all looked it up.
Speaker 4: I fought tooth and nail, I argued. I was like, no,
Speaker 4: we have to get a COVID test.
Speaker 2: I think like three days that we weren't there for
Speaker 2: three days.
Speaker 5: All three days, she wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I would not stop talking about that fucking She was like,
Speaker 2: I have one with a QR code. I could give
Speaker 2: you guys my one that like doesn't, but you need
Speaker 2: a QR code because you need a digital. You need
Speaker 2: a digital. And she she had been like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: wait till like right before we go to the airport
Speaker 2: because it has to be within this time frame and
Speaker 2: you need a digital, and like would not Literally the
Speaker 2: night before at dinner, it's like all that was spoken about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but anyways, Delicious, we get to the gate and
Speaker 4: she's like, no, you can't, but there's a COVID testing
Speaker 4: spot in the airport, so we literally rent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you have to go out of security again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like I'm not joking.
Speaker 4: It's like a mile and a half run and we
Speaker 4: sprinted all the way there. Me Jester and Kai. We
Speaker 4: get there, We're like, oh fuck, like we kind of
Speaker 4: made it. We're like making good time. We get our
Speaker 4: COVID tests. This is where Kay's campaign model. This is
Speaker 4: where that comes out.
Speaker 5: They took us into like these individual cubicles to do
Speaker 5: the test, and I didn't see a camera in there,
Speaker 5: but the woman that gave me the test was like,
Speaker 5: she had a mask, you had a shield over the mask,
Speaker 5: and I think I'm pretty sure that she had blonde,
Speaker 5: curly hair.
Speaker 4: No, she No, there were cameras in Jester's room. Oh
Speaker 4: they were taking pictures of Jester too. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 4: Jester was saying.
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't even know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like it's legitimately you. But this is the
Speaker 4: photo they I got DM.
Speaker 5: I think yesterday I woke up to a DM and
Speaker 5: it was like, oh cool, I didn't know you modeled.
Speaker 5: And it's a it's a photo of me with like yeah,
Speaker 5: it's a photo of me with a thing like shoved
Speaker 5: up my nose. And it's like I was like a
Speaker 5: lot of white guys look like me, but I do
Speaker 5: think that's me, Like yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it's one hundred percent Kai. And it's like in
Speaker 4: one of those little rooms, like it was it's one
Speaker 4: hundred percent like without fail. When we were in like
Speaker 4: the biggest rush of our life getting our COVID test.
Speaker 4: But anyways, we got our COVID test sprinted all the
Speaker 4: way back and we were we still made the line.
Speaker 4: Like there were people walking onto the airplane in front
Speaker 4: of us, and like we were like, oh, thank god,
Speaker 4: like we made it, Like I cannot believe we made it.
Speaker 4: We were kind of like celebrating, but we were also like,
Speaker 4: let's get on the plane before we celebrate. And we're
Speaker 4: literally like the last people to pull up, and we
Speaker 4: were like, oh, we got our tests, like look and
Speaker 4: like we're waiting in line, refreshing because the tests take
Speaker 4: like ten minutes to like like show up a negative
Speaker 4: or a positive. We didn't know if we were negative
Speaker 4: a positive. We show we like are refreshing in line.
Speaker 4: We're like please please please, like and then might.
Speaker 2: Not get your test results in time to like get on.
Speaker 4: Well, we got to the front and we were like, oh,
Speaker 4: we took our test. It's waiting, like we promise, like
Speaker 4: it'll be like one more minute, two more minute.
Speaker 5: We can see people like walking onto the planet. You
Speaker 5: can still see people like going down the tiny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, and then like she's like, no, I can't
Speaker 4: do that. And then right as we're saying like we're refreshing,
Speaker 4: we're like showing, and we're like look like they're negative,
Speaker 4: like we're negative, like let us on, please, please, please,
Speaker 4: and she's just like no, like you're not getting on
Speaker 4: this fucking plane, like you're literally not, and we're like.
Speaker 1: Dude, there's people walking on right now.
Speaker 4: So we didn't get on the fucking plane because we
Speaker 4: didn't get our COVID tests. And it's a way longer
Speaker 4: nightmare of a story, like it keeps fucking going and
Speaker 4: going and more bad shit keeps happening, like everything that
Speaker 4: you can think goes wrong, Like it literally.
Speaker 3: All that is not true, because I would be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, did the plane crash.
Speaker 4: No, we were fully expecting it to already ready to go. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but like I don't think we're.
Speaker 5: We were in that airport for another eight hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, waiting for flights, Like it was so fucking And.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, me, I was still in Mexico City having the
Speaker 2: time of met up with a few friends who came
Speaker 2: into the city beautiful. It was a bunch of Miami
Speaker 2: friends too.
Speaker 1: I was like, it was a beautiful moment, I don't think.
Speaker 2: And then I was left with everybody who spoke Spanish,
Speaker 2: so we were like it was a dream for me. Dream.
Speaker 2: I will say the workers in the airport first of.
Speaker 3: All, youngest workers in an airport ever, because they were
Speaker 3: all around my age. I got wrong directions for the
Speaker 3: first Thank god I got there early too, because I
Speaker 3: got sent to like five different spots in that airport.
Speaker 2: Before I even got through my gate.
Speaker 1: It was just a nightmare of a trip. All around.
Speaker 4: It was beautiful and amazing, but like it was just
Speaker 4: crazy crazy boots, crazy crazy boots.
Speaker 3: I have hot takes about people who were like obsessed
Speaker 3: with Mexico City, but this isn't.
Speaker 1: This isn't what do you mean.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying when I went to Mexico City, I
Speaker 3: was like, this is gorgeous. I love this. But it's
Speaker 3: part of it that like I love is because it
Speaker 3: feels very familiar because my family is from Central America,
Speaker 3: so I'm just feeling very like, oh, I know this vibe.
Speaker 3: And then I think there are a lot of people who.
Speaker 2: Go there were like this place is insane. What's happening.
Speaker 2: It's so cheap, and I'm like, oh, did you write
Speaker 2: down your rules for your daughter?
Speaker 4: That's what I was just about to ask you and
Speaker 4: bring up. I literally still don't know if I did
Speaker 4: this right, like at all.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: So there's this trend going around and it's like rules
Speaker 3: for your daughter. I didn't screenshot it.
Speaker 2: I just wrote like three rules of things that kind.
Speaker 3: Of sounded right for me. So it's like, basically you're
Speaker 3: supposed to be like, okay, so are you gonna give
Speaker 3: your daughter a curfew?
Speaker 1: Like are you going to find an example and we'll
Speaker 1: put it on. We don't have to find it now.
Speaker 3: But maybe I show it to you though, so that
Speaker 3: you like fully understand, totally understand.
Speaker 2: Ey, Hey, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, my watch History. I turned it on like
Speaker 3: two days ago, and how is it like this intense?
Speaker 3: Like I watch this is all from like today.
Speaker 4: You know what I find crazy? What is that women
Speaker 4: can't come like they can't have orgasms?
Speaker 2: Stop it? Because that's not true. Why do you actually
Speaker 2: think that? Are you just.
Speaker 5: Saying I believe it when I see it? You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Literally, Like I'm just trying to like I'm just trying
Speaker 4: to like figure out.
Speaker 2: Like I'm trying to figure out if you're joking, because
Speaker 2: there's actually no way that you think women are incapable
Speaker 2: of having an orgasm.
Speaker 1: What every woman I've been with has just not.
Speaker 2: Have you ever thought? Like that's more of like something
Speaker 2: you you've done, like a problem, like you're like making
Speaker 2: or no because.
Speaker 5: I but also like I haven't. I have never seen
Speaker 5: that happen.
Speaker 2: I mean that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 4: Two men in the room telling you that women can't come,
Speaker 4: and you're just.
Speaker 2: I am a girl and I have a wing bot,
Speaker 2: and let me tell you things can get done. I
Speaker 2: can turn get done in a very short amount.
Speaker 1: I can turn up.
Speaker 5: I think there's a MythBusters episode about women coming and
Speaker 5: they they've busted.
Speaker 1: Really damn what Yeah, why did you say that? You
Speaker 1: want to apologize for saying women can come?
Speaker 5: Yea honestly an apology to all men.
Speaker 1: You just said the word ten times.
Speaker 2: This sucks because it's just like the most not that
Speaker 2: this girl's TikTok sucks, but like I mean, two hundred likes.
Speaker 2: I don't know how good it's going to be, but
Speaker 2: this is basically it, Like.
Speaker 3: I actually don't want to play this because one of
Speaker 3: the things is sex and sexuality, and I don't.
Speaker 2: Want to hear this randomness. But it's like rules for
Speaker 2: my daughter, like your idea on curfew drinking, smoking, like cursing,
Speaker 2: Like are you gonna allow your daughter to curse?
Speaker 1: Like all this show?
Speaker 3: So here's some of mine rules for my daughter. Only
Speaker 3: have sex with cool people, but you have to have
Speaker 3: a lot of it or I will not be letting
Speaker 3: you come home, Okay, mis kind of Yeah, this kind
Speaker 3: of starts at age like honestly fifteen, and if by
Speaker 3: fifteen you're not like boning, like, there's a problem my
Speaker 3: daughter's getting her asking.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like I have to clarify that that's
Speaker 2: a joke. Like I hate that I have to clarify
Speaker 2: that somebody was like that's like the thing that it
Speaker 2: makes all these so interesting is because you're literally talking
Speaker 2: about like what you're going to allow your like child
Speaker 2: to do, and.
Speaker 3: Everybody when they're talking about like obviously my kids are
Speaker 3: gonna have sex, like I'll like if they like have
Speaker 3: sex by age thirteen, like blah blah, I'm like they
Speaker 3: go on.
Speaker 2: These talks about like how they're gonna deal with it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that is terrifying to.
Speaker 1: Even I guess you do have to think about it.
Speaker 3: You do have to like contemplate because like it's not
Speaker 3: it's not like the most common, but it's like not
Speaker 3: super uncommon. Okay, curfew, you can only use your window
Speaker 3: and your room will be on the top floor.
Speaker 2: So like basically for me, like I don't care what
Speaker 2: time you come home. I don't care who you come
Speaker 2: home with. Like that's actually not my fucking business. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna take parenting like I'm your friends, Like I'm your
Speaker 2: best friend.
Speaker 4: Like you can drink and yeah, like you can.
Speaker 3: I'll teach you how to make a really good cocktail
Speaker 3: so you don't have to spend fifteen dollars on a
Speaker 3: really expensive cocktail. Sleepovers, go to as many sleep boats
Speaker 3: as possible, so me and your dad can have lots
Speaker 3: of sex. Okay, I just don't want my kids to
Speaker 3: be home ever, Like I like, do you.
Speaker 1: Feel that that, Yeah, like I would.
Speaker 4: I mean, ever since we had our kids taken away,
Speaker 4: my life has gotten exponent Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, because like I know, people are like, well,
Speaker 2: kids don't stop you from like having a fun life.
Speaker 2: They just add to that fun. But I couldn't feel
Speaker 2: feel like it was more opposite. Like I literally felt
Speaker 2: like I used to have the most fun ever, and
Speaker 2: then when I had a kid and I had to
Speaker 2: like change it staper and stuff.
Speaker 4: I lost like all respect for myself and yeah, yeah
Speaker 4: I didn't keep up.
Speaker 1: It was it was so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I lost a huge part of me.
Speaker 3: And I was just like also, like once like our
Speaker 3: daughter hit like fifteen.
Speaker 2: And then she had friends and I saw that she
Speaker 2: was cool. I was like, honestly, I don't want anything
Speaker 2: to do with you, because like I wasn't that cool
Speaker 2: when I was a kid. So like now I fucking
Speaker 2: hate you, and I actually hope you get kidnapped.
Speaker 4: I hate that our fake jokes are literally the same.
Speaker 4: No curfew because my daughter isn't out and lit, I
Speaker 4: don't want it. She will be a party girl and
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be serving me out. That's all literally all
Speaker 4: I wrote down.
Speaker 2: It's crazy out there appared to literally like bring everyone
Speaker 2: over and we could drink at my house.
Speaker 4: I'm like, those are there were there were several parents
Speaker 4: like yeah in Texas like serving me mixed drinks like
Speaker 4: growing up and I'm not gonna lie. It was fucking lit,
Speaker 4: Like it was so fun and like, also we would
Speaker 4: like be like seventeen eighteen maybe partying with like these
Speaker 4: grown ass people and like it's kind of cute letting
Speaker 4: them like relive their like glory days, but also they
Speaker 4: are serving children drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's also a little weird.
Speaker 3: I feel like so many households like have that idea,
Speaker 3: but like, dude, it what's crazy and scary is like
Speaker 3: one like watching.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like takes on parenting.
Speaker 3: When like we're all like in our early twenties and
Speaker 3: so much of that is subject to change.
Speaker 2: And I was like going down.
Speaker 3: A rabbit hole of like watching them and looking at
Speaker 3: the comments and like this girl had one where she
Speaker 3: was like she let her daughters do everything, but she
Speaker 3: would She was like, the one thing I don't want
Speaker 3: is like my daughter to ever sleep over at someone
Speaker 3: else's house. And people were like, I agree with you
Speaker 3: and everything, but like the sleepover thing, Like some of
Speaker 3: my favorite memories are when I got to sleep over
Speaker 3: at my friend's house. But what's so crazy is like
Speaker 3: growing up as a daughter, Like that's such a thing,
Speaker 3: Like is it really like, well you can't go to
Speaker 3: so and so's house because like I don't know their
Speaker 3: parents and I don't know their dad, and like that
Speaker 3: kind of like rhetoric, which is so insane to think
Speaker 3: growing up, Like the whole rhetoric an idea of like well,
Speaker 3: like you're literally drilled from like age eight to be
Speaker 3: like men are dangerous and if I'm not around you
Speaker 3: while you're around another man, I don't trust it, and
Speaker 3: like that's so crazy, and then like yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: whole other topic.
Speaker 2: But just like put pants on, like huh.
Speaker 1: Well, British people aren't real?
Speaker 2: Oh what makes you say that?
Speaker 1: I just know it.
Speaker 2: Are those technically your ancestors British people?
Speaker 1: No, we just formed, white people just formed one day.
Speaker 4: Oh damn yeah, damn damn.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna elaborate on you saying British people aren't
Speaker 2: or like was that it? Are you saying that? Because
Speaker 2: of these two talk I feel like you the way.
Speaker 1: It sounded, No, I just like U I where that
Speaker 1: thought came from.
Speaker 5: Was?
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, like, I guess it's not that
Speaker 4: weird to serve an eighteen year old to drink because
Speaker 4: like in England, like London, whatever, that fucking place is
Speaker 4: called like their parents. Yeah, the UK, their parents are
Speaker 4: literally allowed to like give them drinks, and they like
Speaker 4: drink at the dinner table with their parents. Like if
Speaker 4: you're fifteen and your parents are like, oh, yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: going to order a glass of wine for my fifteen
Speaker 4: year old child, like the restaurants are like legally obliged
Speaker 4: to and so I'm just like, is it really that weird?
Speaker 1: I mean, like I.
Speaker 2: Don't I don't know that, Like I don't know that
Speaker 2: it's that weird.
Speaker 3: Because I guess, like to a certain extent in my head,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I guess maybe that's like teaching some
Speaker 3: sort of self control. But I feel like that's like
Speaker 3: the battle you face when you're a parent is like
Speaker 3: once you get there, having to like go back and
Speaker 3: forth with the idea of like, okay, well, like do
Speaker 3: I basically enable the possibility of.
Speaker 2: My kid taking it too far?
Speaker 3: Or do I just get hands off with it and
Speaker 3: pray that they're able to make like good decisions for themselves.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a hands off parent.
Speaker 2: Hands off there's like three words for it.
Speaker 3: It's like literally like authoritarian, like diplomatic or something. And
Speaker 3: then like something else, Like there's like literally like three
Speaker 3: ways to like there's three different forms of like parenthood
Speaker 3: and then ones like super like do whatever you want,
Speaker 3: one super strict.
Speaker 4: And then one I'm going to give them the option
Speaker 4: to do whatever they want, but explain the consequences to
Speaker 4: every option.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be like you can.
Speaker 4: Make this choice, you have free will, but these are
Speaker 4: the consequences that come with it.
Speaker 2: I have a fear that I'm going to be like
Speaker 2: a really anxiety driven, obnoxious mother who like my kids will.
Speaker 4: The way you are with is zoel, Like, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: gonna happen. You're trap them inside.
Speaker 2: I mean even with my siblings.
Speaker 3: Like I get told this all the time by like
Speaker 3: friends and people who've watched me interact with my siblings
Speaker 3: on like long term basis, Like I am really obnoxious,
Speaker 3: and I think like I overcompensate for like the way
Speaker 3: maybe I wanted to be like handled as a child,
Speaker 3: or how I think I wanted to be handled.
Speaker 5: Can you hear that I think it's fine?
Speaker 1: Or how I like thought the camera's not fucking recording,
Speaker 1: You're so.
Speaker 3: Fucking anna lying, bitch, how I thought I wanted to
Speaker 3: be handled? So like literally I'll be sitting with my
Speaker 3: thirteen and eleven year old sibling and like they're silent,
Speaker 3: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Are you okay? Like are you okay? Like what are
Speaker 2: you thinking? Like are you comfortable here? Like is this wrong?
Speaker 2: Like whatever?
Speaker 3: And then like literally, because I have such a big
Speaker 3: age gap with them, sometimes I take on like more
Speaker 3: of like a.
Speaker 2: Parental role than I need.
Speaker 3: Seeing that where like I feel it's so normal for
Speaker 3: siblings to fucking argue and like get into fights and arguments.
Speaker 3: But if my little siblings are annoying the fuck out
Speaker 3: of me and I yell at them, I immediately get
Speaker 3: into like, oh my god, like I feel so bad,
Speaker 3: Like that was like I just yelled at them in public,
Speaker 3: Like that must be so traumatizing and embarrassment embarrassing. And
Speaker 3: now they're like having this grudge against me because I
Speaker 3: like overstep.
Speaker 2: Them and they feel dehumanized and suspected. And literally I'm
Speaker 2: sitting here like in a park being like, hey, like
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry for raising my voice at you. That
Speaker 2: was like so like incorrect of me, Like I just
Speaker 2: like I felt really like frustrated with the way you
Speaker 2: were acting with me.
Speaker 3: And I'm like sitting here like overanalyzing and emotional interaction
Speaker 3: I had with like a thirteen year old who couldn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck, and is like leave me the fuck alone,
Speaker 3: like move away from me until I figure it out
Speaker 3: all my own.
Speaker 2: But I'm sitting here being like no, like what about
Speaker 2: it hurt your feelings? Like please let me know, like
Speaker 2: I would love to know, Like it's good for you
Speaker 2: to communicate, And my siblings are like, bitch.
Speaker 1: I have an iPhone.
Speaker 4: I don't need to communicy. Yeah, I I'm fine. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna just lose myself and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for what it's worth. I think you're really good
Speaker 5: with Drew. He's like, how old are you now?
Speaker 1: And Drew twelve?
Speaker 2: No? No, who was twenty four years old? Almost twenty five?
Speaker 5: Like no, no, I feel like he's You've said that
Speaker 5: you were. I thought he's at sixteen before, but I
Speaker 5: guess he's twelve.
Speaker 2: Oh is it happening that fast? Remember we spoke about this.
Speaker 2: You have like Benjamin Button's disease. Oh right, Oh I'm
Speaker 2: really sorry.
Speaker 5: But yeah, you're really good with him.
Speaker 2: Do you get weakers?
Speaker 1: You get out there? I need?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I am going to be a really annoying mom.
Speaker 5: Did the woman in Benjamin Buttons smash.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 2: I've only seen but you're disgusting for even.
Speaker 5: As literally just wondering if that was written.
Speaker 2: Do you know they had to get sex and there?
Speaker 2: Like what why would someone make a movie with no
Speaker 2: sex in it?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about it. That's literally what I'm
Speaker 1: talking the movie.
Speaker 2: With no sex.
Speaker 1: Where's the values?
Speaker 2: It's his value?
Speaker 1: We need boobs?
Speaker 2: How do you even make How does the plot go?
Speaker 3: Like Okay, let's see, okay, let's take the plot of
Speaker 3: a movie, but you take off the man.
Speaker 2: Okay. A girl is like living the end like, yes.
Speaker 5: Come in, where do the boobs come in?
Speaker 3: Girl is living seized man, she likes man and her
Speaker 3: fall in love, have baby the end. But I just
Speaker 3: don't like, how are you supposed to get to the end?
Speaker 5: Movies about other things besides sex?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, Paris is burning? You know that's the first
Speaker 5: one when comes.
Speaker 2: That's at the top of your catalog?
Speaker 1: Yeah, period, period.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, Me and Drew have been like talking to each
Speaker 2: other in the house, like I'll.
Speaker 1: Be like, babe, we haven't been talking.
Speaker 6: Up.
Speaker 2: I'm like, babe, it's time to go to the gym.
Speaker 2: I guess you're like, okay, let's go.
Speaker 4: Serve, Like I really have no idea what you're referencing.
Speaker 4: Half the ship, I say, don't even know.
Speaker 2: Last when I was talking to Drew about us going
Speaker 2: to the gym, I was like, Babe, like, Babe, it's
Speaker 2: time to go to the gym, And you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: per Babe.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, Babe, why do you talk like that?
Speaker 2: You talk like a bunch of my like like my
Speaker 2: gay friends. Like it's so funny how that just rubbed
Speaker 2: off on you, like it rubbed off on you.
Speaker 1: Per, Let's go to the gym. Suck.
Speaker 2: And I just love thinking about like a Hella like
Speaker 2: diluted couple where the girl just like cannot see.
Speaker 1: In the red flag.
Speaker 4: Remember when we were walking from the store holding hands
Speaker 4: and I was like, really like I don't understand hand holding,
Speaker 4: Like I get that it.
Speaker 2: Feels it was really sad. An't we talking.
Speaker 1: Good for people? But like literally, why like what is
Speaker 1: that me trying.
Speaker 2: To explain to Drew? What like a sweet like a
Speaker 2: hand holding like between a couple is.
Speaker 1: Like this is how you hug your partner.
Speaker 2: No, I was like no. I was like okay, because
Speaker 2: we were holding hands walking down the sidewalk, and he
Speaker 2: was like, what about this is like romantic or like
Speaker 2: like people's why do people? And I was like I
Speaker 2: literally was stunned by that question because what a fucking
Speaker 2: weird ass question. And I was like I was like
Speaker 2: I don't know, like it's just like a means of affection.
Speaker 3: And then me trying to show him like how like
Speaker 3: if you're holding hands with someone you're like seeing you'll
Speaker 3: like rub your face.
Speaker 1: It was to get you to hold my hand again.
Speaker 5: And I've seen a lot of uph on this podcast,
Speaker 5: but that is the saddest moment.
Speaker 7: Experience, and trying to exca him, I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: you know, because like walking like this is harder, and
Speaker 7: like whatever, He's like, okay, He's like I guess it
Speaker 7: like feels like natural, but like I just don't understand, like.
Speaker 1: It feels like the hands were designed to be held, so.
Speaker 2: Like we are not like in love, so like of
Speaker 2: course it's not going to feel like this like grand
Speaker 2: like gesture from me because like we're literally walking down
Speaker 2: the street being like do you think do you.
Speaker 1: See we're dating?
Speaker 4: When you hold like a partner's hand, like do you
Speaker 4: feel like electricity?
Speaker 2: Not electricity, Like it's not like like you know what
Speaker 2: I mean love like like it feels it's like an
Speaker 2: affirmation thing. It's like if I'm just walking, this person
Speaker 2: like wants my like physical affections. So about that, they're
Speaker 2: they're like they're feeding for it even within like hand hold, like.
Speaker 4: I'm seeing youine like I don't know if I could
Speaker 4: ever feel it's.
Speaker 5: Like a Google engineer telling them they're on that.
Speaker 4: Like what like machine learning, Like I don't know, it
Speaker 4: just doesn't make sense. But when I'm doing s and
Speaker 4: I get my hands out, I'm like, this ship feels good.
Speaker 2: Well, I know, and I'm trying to like imagine like
Speaker 2: in what ways your hands.
Speaker 1: Would be hell passionately?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and I know in what ways? But
Speaker 2: that's also different, like like that's really.
Speaker 1: A different sex.
Speaker 6: Is because I'm thinking of a hand like this, Well,
Speaker 6: one day you'll feel it, but now we'll just keep
Speaker 6: holding hands and hope people take.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were walking and we were holding hands and
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm praying praying someone takes a picture
Speaker 4: of us so it can be spread as misinformation online
Speaker 4: because we were like.
Speaker 2: I was like, what's craziest When we hold hands and
Speaker 2: like walk around together, people think we are a couple,
Speaker 2: And like we've gone on this like tangent before, but
Speaker 2: like Ma and or have multiple times been like, why
Speaker 2: don't more people come out up to us while we're
Speaker 2: out and like flirt with us? And it's literally because
Speaker 2: people see us and think we're a couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if they know it's from the internet, they
Speaker 1: know we're a couple.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I was just like we were holding hands
Speaker 3: walking on the topwalkround was like to everybody in the
Speaker 3: course passing, we just look like a couple who are
Speaker 3: leaving a store together.
Speaker 2: Like no one else knows that, Like we are like
Speaker 2: so far from like ever dating, like and we're just
Speaker 2: like literally like siblings, like holding hit.
Speaker 5: There someone out there who's like a fan of the
Speaker 5: podcast that has a wall dedicated with like strings figure
Speaker 5: out that the sexuality and like what relationships are real
Speaker 5: and friend.
Speaker 2: That's also what me and you were talking about.
Speaker 3: We were like one of these freaks watching is dead
Speaker 3: set on the idea that me and Drew fucked.
Speaker 2: There are like a handful of people who are like,
Speaker 2: there's no way what the fuck was that?
Speaker 5: I know you just looked to be funny, sir. Have
Speaker 5: you guys actually not fucked.
Speaker 6: I definitely tapped that, dude, he said, I definitely taped that. Well.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't touch you with a ten yard stick, bitch.
Speaker 3: Are you actually about to cry? Harry saws and don't worry, darling.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, so Yoe was so insane. I'm
Speaker 2: Harry talk about it. I'm sorry, but I laughed. I
Speaker 2: could not stop laughing.
Speaker 3: It was I watched it high as bones and it
Speaker 3: was the best thing ever.
Speaker 4: It was the worst movie I've seen this year easily.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. And I think I like went into it
Speaker 4: with an open minded, open heart and I was like.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm going to give this a chance. I'm
Speaker 1: really going to give this a chance.
Speaker 4: And then it just never happened, and like it just
Speaker 4: felt like be weird for weird sake. I will say,
Speaker 4: Harry Styles like kind of did good with what he
Speaker 4: was given.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, he's not a bad actor at all, once
Speaker 2: you get past the fact that, like it was hard
Speaker 2: as somebody who's seen him in media for like twelve
Speaker 2: years now to kind of get over the hump of
Speaker 2: like that's literally Harry Styles, Like that is Harry Styles,
Speaker 2: Like are you kidding me? So it was like kind
Speaker 2: of hard to get.
Speaker 1: Past fooling anybody we know that's harm Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, like I love them having to like figure right
Speaker 2: away to make it make sense, them having to make
Speaker 2: it make sense that he had a fucking British accent.
Speaker 2: That was honestly my favorite part of the movie.
Speaker 3: Spoiler alert if you haven't seen the movie, close your
Speaker 3: ears for like three seconds.
Speaker 4: But basically, okay, what I just say it.
Speaker 3: When he's going into the thing or whatever, it's like,
Speaker 3: you you picked the attributes you want, and they had
Speaker 3: him his character pick being British, which is so fucking
Speaker 3: funny because then when you hear his American accent, it's
Speaker 3: just really funny because it's like, this is funny.
Speaker 1: Something is not sitting right.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the concept, like the like concept of the movie
Speaker 3: sadly could have.
Speaker 2: Been something awesome. It is like an interesting idea, but the.
Speaker 3: Movie itself, Yeah, the movie, it was just so funny
Speaker 3: and I love Florence, so it was really sad.
Speaker 6: Aw poor girl.
Speaker 1: It was just literally like let's be like as weird
Speaker 1: as possible and do all these weird tropes and like
Speaker 1: just be strange and like.
Speaker 4: Just so many things just like didn't connect. Like I know,
Speaker 4: like there were several things in that movie that like
Speaker 4: she thought like was gonna look good on screen, and
Speaker 4: then they recorded it and she was just like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 4: it didn't look good. It didn't It just didn't come
Speaker 4: out in the edit. And they were like praying they
Speaker 4: could like edit it together and make it something good,
Speaker 4: but like, I don't know. It Like it was gorgeous,
Speaker 4: so I gave it one and a half stars, but
Speaker 4: like and like the idea that the idea is so good,
Speaker 4: like the idea of that movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the idea, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: The idea is like a really interesting thing that like
Speaker 3: I wish someone else wrote a screenplay for it, that idea,
Speaker 3: because like, yeah, it's pretty great.
Speaker 2: It's crazy though, because as a three point one.
Speaker 4: On letter Rocks, Greta Thunberg just like did not really
Speaker 4: direct really good.
Speaker 1: She's not like a good director.
Speaker 4: I get she's I get she's like a climate activist,
Speaker 4: but like I think she should stick to climate activism
Speaker 4: and then leave the movies to like the other people
Speaker 4: who like that's their passion.
Speaker 2: Greta Thunberg didn't make.
Speaker 1: That really, no, she literally she was credible.
Speaker 3: The Jokie said to Josh, you were like, you know
Speaker 3: what would have made that movie?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Like okay, So this movie would have been like if
Speaker 4: if it came out like in a week that like
Speaker 4: this movie was an AI generated script and like it
Speaker 4: was just like created solely by computers based off of
Speaker 4: like information on the.
Speaker 2: Internet, based off other movies it had walked.
Speaker 4: Then that would have legitimately been a masterpiece of me.
Speaker 4: And I would have been like, oh my fucking god,
Speaker 4: this is crazy because it felt so robotic. But like
Speaker 4: if a robot was able to write that script and
Speaker 4: it be that decent, like I would have been amazed.
Speaker 1: But like it wasn't robot. It was not.
Speaker 2: It was indeed written and made by humans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just cough at my words every like you're always
Speaker 4: just coughing at me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna cough at me.
Speaker 2: I'm not coughing at I literally have just been sick, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cough at me. You're not coughing at you.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused why you keep saying that to me?
Speaker 1: Just ever?
Speaker 2: Whatever are you trying to fight me over having a cough.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm done, I'm done. I'm doing Greta.
Speaker 5: Greta Thunberg didn't make that movie, Drew. I already said that,
Speaker 5: I know, but I just want to reiterate that because
Speaker 5: a man saying it changes the way. Seriously, Greta Thunberg
Speaker 5: made Ladybird though.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, yeah, I just googled Greta Thunberg and she
Speaker 1: comes up on Google. Mean like she's obviously no, because.
Speaker 2: She's like like an identifile like public like public figure.
Speaker 2: Like that doesn't mean she made.
Speaker 1: A movie, but she has a list of famous quotes.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be up.
Speaker 1: Oh I was gonna say, Wait, did you know Greta
Speaker 1: Thunberg is actually the York but from the past.
Speaker 2: Wait, do y'all know that by the time this comes out,
Speaker 2: I have been in Paris for like the past.
Speaker 4: Week, achieving her fucking dreams and doing everything she's been
Speaker 4: wanting to do.
Speaker 1: It's finally coming to fruition.
Speaker 2: So y'all go out there and you make your additts.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, literally.
Speaker 2: We go out there and you make your compilations.
Speaker 4: Literally, I'm so stoked for you, like literally so proud
Speaker 4: of you. It's like awesome to see you achieve your dreams.
Speaker 3: Why am I like so terrified of the people who
Speaker 3: like are die hard for Harry, who were going to
Speaker 3: like actually like come for my blood?
Speaker 4: Well no, we only had nothing but nice things to
Speaker 4: say to Harry, very hot as fucking It's so fucked up.
Speaker 4: That is an attractive motherfucker that I will say. But
Speaker 4: let's keep that under.
Speaker 2: Wraps because when I meet him, I am going to aack,
Speaker 2: like I don't know who he is.
Speaker 1: Oh, your Harold Harold's styles? Harold style?
Speaker 2: Is that your real last name?
Speaker 1: Style? Icon?
Speaker 2: Is that an accent of yours?
Speaker 1: Real Henry?
Speaker 2: Where are you from? I'm gonna say, where are you from?
Speaker 1: Oh? I see, I could I thought that was like
Speaker 1: an American accent. I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2: I can't really tell. I do a lot of traveling,
Speaker 2: so I get I get.
Speaker 1: The don't know. I just don't know where I am.
Speaker 3: I almost literally why do British people sound like that?
Speaker 3: Like like, obviously everybody has accents.
Speaker 2: But like why do they sound like that if it's
Speaker 2: just English? Like I don't understand.
Speaker 4: And it's also like this is America speak English?
Speaker 3: No, Drew, they don't live here. We just see it
Speaker 3: on our iPhone, but they don't like live here.
Speaker 4: Oh so now you're telling me the Internet reaches the
Speaker 4: globe like what? Like, No, it's obviously just from LA
Speaker 4: Like what.
Speaker 2: Wait do you actually think that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: So the Internet, like anybody from all over the world
Speaker 3: can use it and get in contact with you.
Speaker 1: Okay, that may be the funniest thing you've ever said.
Speaker 4: You've ever said to me. I should have ate my
Speaker 4: granola and yogurt before this. I'm crashing like crazy.
Speaker 2: I wonder if to.
Speaker 3: Like people from the UK, our accents sound as fucking
Speaker 3: crazy as theirs do.
Speaker 2: But there's actually no way. I don't think there is
Speaker 2: literally no way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my name's Harry Style.
Speaker 2: That's not how he sounds.
Speaker 1: My name's Harry Style.
Speaker 2: Is going to be in Marble movies. Like what universe?
Speaker 2: Are we living in?
Speaker 1: The MCU? Baby?
Speaker 2: The fucking witches are upstairs their potions.
Speaker 1: My name is Henry Styles.
Speaker 2: He's literally gonna be in He's gonna be in Marvel movies.
Speaker 1: One day, You're gonna have to replace me with a
Speaker 1: dead body.
Speaker 2: No, one day. I'm just gonna replace you with a real, other,
Speaker 2: functioning human bitch, and it's gonna be soon. Well, should
Speaker 2: we tap into some media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I want to read this note ya. You're
Speaker 1: beautiful and I love you just the way you are.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask you to say any of that.
Speaker 1: Ship and you don't have to change yourself for me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take your skin, cut some of it off,
Speaker 3: dehydrate it, and then apply adhesive to the back of it,
Speaker 3: and use your skin as nipple pasties.
Speaker 1: I love the way you make words.
Speaker 2: What are you? Are you listening to what I just said?
Speaker 1: You're gonna make me a skin suit?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just gonna use.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm
Speaker 1: freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out.
Speaker 2: My media of the week is don't worry Darling.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 1: Ironically, though, you should.
Speaker 3: Watch it because it was like it was a blast
Speaker 3: to watch with Josh. I felt bad because Drew was
Speaker 3: trying to like really get into it, but I went
Speaker 3: into it knowing that, like I wasn't gonna really like
Speaker 3: it because I've seen people talk about it, so I
Speaker 3: was like, I know this is just gonna be funny.
Speaker 2: So I got high before I watched it, and I
Speaker 2: literally like I had a blast, Like I felt like
Speaker 2: I was being sent into space. I felt like I
Speaker 2: like had cameras on me or something, and like people
Speaker 2: were like trying to catch me in the act.
Speaker 4: Like I felt that, but the opposite, I was like,
Speaker 4: they're seeing us laugh, Like we were laughing out loud
Speaker 4: at like the worst parts. If you weren't supposed to
Speaker 4: be laughing, you were supposed to be like on the
Speaker 4: edge of your seat, and like we were just like
Speaker 4: dying laughing. I was like, someone in here is gonna
Speaker 4: be like, fuck these people.
Speaker 2: They said eight words in that movie. They three words
Speaker 2: the whole time. Literally, we don't darling, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make my rebuffal rabuntal. It's like, were we
Speaker 2: not darling? It's me saving them, but we not.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say for my music call Me Mother
Speaker 4: by RuPaul Baggy by Tissa Korean and I don't want
Speaker 4: that many friends in the first place by Quinn. I
Speaker 4: don't really want them anything. I don't want them anything
Speaker 4: in the place.
Speaker 1: Classic song classic, classic, class.
Speaker 4: And I've been watching Lord of the Rings show definitely
Speaker 4: underwhelming but not like the worst thing I've ever seen,
Speaker 4: but like I can't stop watching it, so watch that.
Speaker 4: I've been watching still Game of Thrones. I'm rewatching Death Note.
Speaker 4: I'm on like episode four Death Note, and that is
Speaker 4: just really like actually a fucking masterpiece. Like I love
Speaker 4: that anime so fucking much. It's so fun, funny, lit,
Speaker 4: just awesome.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to Certified lover Boy the past like
Speaker 2: twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: You have actually, Yeah, I noticed that in that.
Speaker 2: Car second I dropped you off. I blasted that album
Speaker 2: so crazy because like.
Speaker 1: This you you were playing I'm sexy and I know it?
Speaker 1: Or what's that one? Oh I'm too sexy for me?
Speaker 2: I should hate that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard it playing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard it playing, and I was like curious.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, oh, just now, no, Like in
Speaker 4: the car, I just.
Speaker 2: Let it go because I was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: listen to this album. I'm sweating like a bastard. But
Speaker 2: I hate that song. T s U is so good.
Speaker 2: Has anybody heard that song?
Speaker 5: That song is good?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 5: You haven't heard that song I've heard TSU.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you might be taking down.
Speaker 1: Huh doesn't they say that it's going down for real?
Speaker 2: You know, there's no way. I don't think you're somebody
Speaker 2: the only person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like would have heard it because you have to
Speaker 3: be like really musically intelligent.
Speaker 2: To be on the level I am of like listening
Speaker 2: to the music I.
Speaker 5: Listened, maybe underestimating my musical intelligence because I have heard
Speaker 5: that song and I popped my ship to it whenever
Speaker 5: I hear you Know.
Speaker 3: What's funny is like if I were you, I would
Speaker 3: can lie to be really embarrassing that you don't know
Speaker 3: that song, but.
Speaker 1: We can move on because like I just I know
Speaker 1: the song.
Speaker 2: I know you better than you know yourself.
Speaker 1: And I know you don't know that song.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's literally it for my media. Thank you
Speaker 2: guys so much for.
Speaker 1: Loves. I'm kind of losing my mind. I didn't eat
Speaker 1: before I.
Speaker 2: Had a bite of an old burrito from Chipotle. They
Speaker 2: put We're gonna find out in a few years that
Speaker 2: they put an essential oil for red onions everything they
Speaker 2: make because it stains like.
Speaker 1: The concentration, like the concentrate of an onion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like They literally like juice red onions and drizzle
Speaker 3: it in everything.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because it stains like a bastard.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: You can't have Chipotle like after eight pm because you
Speaker 2: will go to sleep sninking.
Speaker 1: You know, yesterday when I had my Chipotle Bowl, that
Speaker 1: was the first time I had like steak from like
Speaker 1: a place like Chipotle in a very long time. And
Speaker 1: the steak did not taste like animal.
Speaker 2: Shit because it doesn't really like steak.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4: I can eat it if it's been in front of me,
Speaker 4: and I will eat it, but like, I'm not making
Speaker 4: that choice to eat steak.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just not for me.
Speaker 2: I used to be like Buck Rudd me. But then
Speaker 2: I had like a really good steak at a restaurant recently,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: You just had really good steak one time.
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 1: Fine, I said, my penis all right, I'll see that
Speaker 6: Three