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Speaker 3: three sixteen.
Speaker 4: And before I heard a.
Speaker 5: Little flavor flame there from you, I heard a little
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Speaker 4: I heard a little boy. Yeah, we've been getting a
Speaker 4: lot of response. Man, look at this. They'll loaded up.
Speaker 4: The talkbacks are loaded up right now. And this crazy
Speaker 4: day we didn't have a lot. Then Tuesday we were loaded.
Speaker 4: But now we gotta jump on it now. Yeah, now
Speaker 4: we yeah, now we gotta get cracking.
Speaker 5: But we gave we gave a homework assign so hopey
Speaker 5: people did their homework.
Speaker 4: This is the companion episode of the Brooklyn Boys episode.
Speaker 4: This is not the main episode. If this is your
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Speaker 5: a longtime listener, a Slice Time caller, exactly.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get to some feedback. This is from
Speaker 4: episode three fifteen, the Double Flip and the poop Choot.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, is Angel from California. You know, one time
Speaker 6: when I was young, you know, we used to live
Speaker 6: in Boyle Heights, but my pups, you know, he decided
Speaker 6: that we were gonna move to a little.
Speaker 2: Bit better neighborhood, so he moved us to LC.
Speaker 6: It ain't no but anyway, you know, when we used
Speaker 6: to live over her in bol Hikes, there was this
Speaker 6: lady man. I'll tell you what. She used to stick
Speaker 6: her nose and everything. I used to hate it. Her
Speaker 6: name was on your cookause she thought that she was
Speaker 6: the president of the homeowners association. And we and we
Speaker 6: didn't even have a homeowners association have The people in
Speaker 6: the neighborhood were not even homeowners.
Speaker 2: We all rented, you know.
Speaker 6: But one day my grandpa and his friend Enrique went
Speaker 6: over there and they took her some flowers and they
Speaker 6: talked to her, and I think they did what they called.
Speaker 2: You call it a London bridge. Oh yeah, London bridge,
Speaker 2: that's what you call us. Oh that took care of everything.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: She changed her ow out.
Speaker 6: Look, she stopped sticking her nose and everybody's business. She
Speaker 6: came the nicest lady and the next So maybe that's
Speaker 6: what you gotta do with a lady Kelly and Conway,
Speaker 6: the one that goes to your house and sticks your
Speaker 6: knows in the business.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: Tel scary to go over and uh, you know tickets friend.
Speaker 6: Sixty day or what the other called the jet jet
Speaker 6: Jet Jet said, Brian, you know me, I can do
Speaker 6: a London bridge, and now you know that will change
Speaker 6: everything to stop messing with you.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea ta get into consideration. It might
Speaker 2: just work.
Speaker 6: Okay, take this opportunity to uh, I know what, I
Speaker 6: shouldn't do it, but I'm gonna do it anyway. It's
Speaker 6: a long way from now, but you know I want
Speaker 6: you guys, if you can, you can.
Speaker 2: Go support my homeboy, will you or I saying.
Speaker 6: Now, he's gonna be at Rodney's Comedy Club and eleven
Speaker 6: eighteen First Avenue in New York, Now York, Yeah, baby,
Speaker 6: on January tenth and the eleventh and seven thirty pm.
Speaker 6: Be there or be spare and don't worry. He can
Speaker 6: handle it. I know you guys are jingle for him.
Speaker 6: I feel like he's like slipping in these endorsements.
Speaker 2: But he can handle it. I know you guys are
Speaker 2: weather in New York and we York.
Speaker 6: You just got rough with your comics Daether, but you know,
Speaker 6: go support my homeboy.
Speaker 2: Well leave what I'm saying now.
Speaker 6: Okay, you can check him out on YouTube, Okay, but
Speaker 6: he's fun here in person. Okay, so check him out
Speaker 6: you Rodney's Comedy Club, Okay, all right? You would later
Speaker 6: have a great week and hopefully everything works out with
Speaker 6: the Kelly lady and she stops bothering you.
Speaker 5: Brought it hey, By the way, the London Bridge for
Speaker 5: those of you who don't know what he's talking about,
Speaker 5: it's a it's a sexual term, but actually it's a
Speaker 5: misnomer because London Bridge is a flat little bridge, but
Speaker 5: the Tower Bridge of London is what they mean.
Speaker 4: They mean the tower clif it's more like you look
Speaker 4: at the This is more like Mike, like the Eiffel Tower. No, yeah,
Speaker 4: the Eiffel Towers when you laying on your back. No,
Speaker 4: the Eiffel Tower is similar to this. If you both
Speaker 4: leave forward, if you both know that you're doing the
Speaker 4: high five, the high time is the right. That's what.
Speaker 5: If you're just standing straight up, that's the Tower Bridge
Speaker 5: of London.
Speaker 4: It's a sexual between two men and a woman. Not necessarily,
Speaker 4: that's usually how it's referred to, though, it depends on
Speaker 4: what neighborhood you're in. It could be it could be three.
Speaker 4: It's three people basically to two men people stand up.
Speaker 5: Nope, yep, no, yes, it could be three guys. It
Speaker 5: could be a guy and two women.
Speaker 4: No, I cannot be. It's got to be two guys
Speaker 4: and a woman. You want to let me see your
Speaker 4: illustrations after the show. You got it? Hey, Brook boys,
Speaker 4: what up?
Speaker 9: It's your boy Asian Mike from a Long Island.
Speaker 4: Hey, so scary?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I thought I was only one from last week when
Speaker 9: I heard the traffic plan then she cursed live on
Speaker 9: the air. I thought these traffic group puts are like
Speaker 9: pre recorded first and then and then they played over.
Speaker 4: But damn, that was crazy when I heard that. Yes,
Speaker 4: I didn't realize.
Speaker 9: I'm not sure my last one went through, but I
Speaker 9: was saying that did enter day and scary. On the
Speaker 9: Big Show, you were saying that you were going to
Speaker 9: be marching in the parade with your dad for the
Speaker 9: Wooden Warriors project. And I just want to say that
Speaker 9: my son was also dear and he was watching the
Speaker 9: school Saint John's Daniell's alma matter.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I told him.
Speaker 9: If he saw you, just say hi, which was which
Speaker 9: was going to be pretty cool. But he didn't say
Speaker 9: nothing when he came home yesterday.
Speaker 4: But oh, well, yeah we were there. I mean, the
Speaker 4: parade was long, and well, if you're marching and you're
Speaker 4: on the move, you're only seeing the people in front
Speaker 4: of the back of you. You don't see that you're
Speaker 4: not seeing the parade on the On.
Speaker 5: The flip side, if he didn't say nothing, then he
Speaker 5: did say something.
Speaker 4: This is true.
Speaker 10: This is true, So approach to you here episode three
Speaker 10: fifteen about the bitch Kelly, Uh, this is exactly why
Speaker 10: when I bought my house, I specific bought in an
Speaker 10: area with out in and in Florida.
Speaker 11: That's not that easy to do.
Speaker 10: But I was like, hell no, and never gonna someone tell.
Speaker 11: Me how I live my life in my own house.
Speaker 5: That's right, you don't have an hoa. There's no organization here.
Speaker 5: She just wanted to be snarky.
Speaker 4: So basically she in case you didn't hear the episode,
Speaker 4: she walked by Brissa Brody's garage was open and thought
Speaker 4: it was that he was hoarding shit, and then it
Speaker 4: wasn't out of order, and that that basically she heard
Speaker 4: the episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but okay, if you're listening to this lifetime, I
Speaker 5: heard the episode, all right, she was. She was making
Speaker 5: snide remarks about the stuff I've stored in my garage.
Speaker 5: You're not going to pass in this back exactly, and
Speaker 5: then an inspection email went out like three days later.
Speaker 4: Did I update everybody on that? You did? I did
Speaker 4: update everybody? Right, Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 8: You guys know already, right, scholar from New Jersey. Okay,
Speaker 8: the car Mines or caral thing is at like two
Speaker 8: Brooklyn Boy episodes ago. Brody said that the only way
Speaker 8: he would come in early for like a morning show
Speaker 8: at SEE one hundred would be maybe if they're having
Speaker 8: car mines. And then he said, Oh, but what would
Speaker 8: really be nice is if you brought some home for me. Scary,
Speaker 8: So I'm putting it out there, Scary. You better either
Speaker 8: invite him to the car Mines breakfast or bring him some.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great. I'll bring it back to my house
Speaker 4: and come over here and pick it up. That's fine.
Speaker 5: Still, it's still easy than going into Manhattan for it,
Speaker 5: and it's also cheaper. Bring me some of that calamari
Speaker 5: and that chicken palm and big clams.
Speaker 4: You really want that after it's been sitting out for
Speaker 4: a few hours and then it's wrapped up, and then
Speaker 4: it's it's.
Speaker 5: Gonna kick it in the fridge and then you're going
Speaker 5: to bring it home. Yeah, but it's never the same
Speaker 5: on the reheat.
Speaker 4: It's it's less than it saves me one hundred bucks
Speaker 4: Calamari on the reheat. On the reheat, certain things don't
Speaker 4: hold up. That's shut out, microwave, klamarai shangat French fries. Also,
Speaker 4: they don't travel well. Toast them up. You could bring
Speaker 4: Mike wave Colum. You could bring fries back to life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, there's waste to do it. He got an
Speaker 5: air friar. So here's what I'll do. I'll meet you
Speaker 5: outside the tunnel and you just give me the food.
Speaker 4: Right there?
Speaker 8: Boom, Okay, Reggie here, Okay. The middle name initial thing
Speaker 8: that David L. Brody About twenty or thirty years ago
Speaker 8: on the Fifteen Minute Morning Podcast, Brody was talking about
Speaker 8: his name, and he was telling everyone he wouldn't say it,
Speaker 8: but he said that it started within Hell, we're all
Speaker 8: still waiting thirty forty years later to find out the name.
Speaker 4: It's not thirty.
Speaker 5: First of all, the fifteen Minute Morning Show didn't start
Speaker 5: until like twenty nineteen, maybe right twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what does the L stand for in Brody?
Speaker 4: Leave me alone about it. That's what it stands for. Okay,
Speaker 4: you're not going to tell us now. I like that.
Speaker 12: I like that.
Speaker 4: Why I don't even know anyone was Lawrence Lawrence bro No,
Speaker 4: no Levigne. You gonna say no, no, no, uh no, Lawrence
Speaker 4: let no no really how about Lynn?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: But I learned your middle name. I didn't know your
Speaker 4: middle name, yeah, Peter. But but what's the big deal
Speaker 4: with with David L. Brody? What's the big deal? Why
Speaker 4: don't you. I don't know. I was wondering why she
Speaker 4: said it. I don't know if she like was like, well,
Speaker 4: I probably left a cliffhanger out there, and then you
Speaker 4: never answered it. I left a dangling participle. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: left a dangler. Yeah, you did a little.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll mention it at some point, not on Slice time.
Speaker 5: Get on, Vali, I gotta have trumpet sounds or something.
Speaker 4: It's not a big deal. You left a dingleberry. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: it's not a big deal. Go on.
Speaker 8: MJ from NJ. Are you all right?
Speaker 12: You're doing okay?
Speaker 8: So you got a lot of advice about the cholesterol
Speaker 8: and everything else. Just you know, some water. It will
Speaker 8: be fine. Girl, you're doing it. You rock in this world.
Speaker 4: Wait, she's talking. Oh she's talking to MJ. She's talking.
Speaker 4: But she didn't remind everyone who she was. That was yeah, Reggie, Okay,
Speaker 4: that was Reggie. It was Reggie.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Brooklyn, boys, this is Louis from the Greater Atlanta area.
Speaker 13: This is for episode three point fifteen.
Speaker 4: Brodie.
Speaker 13: H hate to break this to you. This is in
Speaker 13: regards to the Apple trying to own you, sending you
Speaker 13: codes to your old Apple device. I hate to hate
Speaker 13: to break this to you, but Google does the exact
Speaker 13: same thing. Get read part two.
Speaker 4: No, I don't.
Speaker 13: Part two. This is Louis So I have a Gmail
Speaker 13: account and whenever I try to log into something, Google
Speaker 13: will try to have me authentic eate and they want
Speaker 13: to try to send it to me. Try to send
Speaker 13: me a code to my old eight year old LG
Speaker 13: Android phone they no longer have. And so that's exactly
Speaker 13: the same behavior that you're getting with Apple.
Speaker 4: No, because they send it to your phone number.
Speaker 13: For part three, we don't have to hold just keep talking.
Speaker 13: So I guess the question now remains is whether or not, Brody,
Speaker 13: if you'd like Android to take credit for this this
Speaker 13: type of behavior and Apple is just stopying them. Similar
Speaker 13: to like how you how the iPhones always are two
Speaker 13: years behind. Yeah, at least does with their things.
Speaker 4: Right, So so Android you're responsible. Here's the thing.
Speaker 5: I have an Android, so I know how they when
Speaker 5: they how they they verify when they want to do
Speaker 5: two step authentication, they text you or send you an
Speaker 5: email to your Gmail account. If they're sending a message
Speaker 5: to your old phone, that means they have your old
Speaker 5: phone number. They don't send it by device They don't like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna send to you your Galaxy seven from ten
Speaker 5: years ago or whatever it was.
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 5: They don't go by device. They go by phone number.
Speaker 5: That's all. But Apple assumes I have other Apple devices
Speaker 5: that I want to go upstairs and go run and
Speaker 5: get and and turn on every time I want to
Speaker 5: log in. Ut they're very narcissistic. No, they should say
Speaker 5: would you like something to your device? Or would you
Speaker 5: like a text message? Okay, to which I will choose
Speaker 5: the text Listay, Brody, you.
Speaker 4: Know there are bigger problems in life. I need to
Speaker 4: bring it up.
Speaker 14: You did all the broadcast, say Brooklyn Boys, Saint Luke
Speaker 14: Brooklyn Boys. All right, so we said a little bit anyways,
Speaker 14: Caitlin from Baser with Luke Kenny. Sure, we're relistening to
Speaker 14: episode thirty seven, and Brody played the clip of scary
Speaker 14: interviewing gridw weird how you saw you at the airport
Speaker 14: with Yezilia.
Speaker 4: And several years old and.
Speaker 14: Just hearing you get ahead of your words and Starter
Speaker 14: and it's so cute because you love him so much.
Speaker 14: But I always laugh hysterically every time I hear that clip.
Speaker 14: It is a constant in my memory of my Brooklyn
Speaker 14: Boys and yeah, we love you guys, say say chow
Speaker 14: for now.
Speaker 15: Huh, thank you.
Speaker 5: He's like a pizza bagel. He's so small.
Speaker 4: He's like a little little slice.
Speaker 5: You buy him in a little frozen ones piece of bagels.
Speaker 4: Like, is he a sliver? He'd be a sliver slice.
Speaker 4: He's a sliver.
Speaker 5: Hey, we should play the waight out clip for people
Speaker 5: that haven't gone all the way back.
Speaker 4: Maybe on the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys. Why
Speaker 4: don't you bring that home?
Speaker 5: Okay, it should be on your phone by the it
Speaker 5: is Yeah.
Speaker 16: Okay, high bie boys, It's Rifka from Brooklyn. Just wanted
Speaker 16: to put my entry in First Lifetime Homework. I was
Speaker 16: picked last for Jim in high school at my all girls' school.
Speaker 16: It was this ball game called mah and I Am.
Speaker 17: I think that's what it's called.
Speaker 4: Was a while ago.
Speaker 16: Anyway, I sucked, so I understand why I was picked last,
Speaker 16: but uh yeah, brought back some bad memories of feeling shitty.
Speaker 4: Anyways, Yeah, that'll do that. Here's guy.
Speaker 5: I always picked you as someone who'd be good at
Speaker 5: Macharaim scary. On the other hand, he doesn't have the
Speaker 5: coordination for the Makarina.
Speaker 16: No, hey mam, hello be boys, it's Riskay, Brody, Scary
Speaker 16: actually had your back on the Big Show.
Speaker 17: I could be wrong.
Speaker 16: I'm not sure if I'm remembering everything correctly, but all
Speaker 16: I know is that Diamond was giving Scary ship because
Speaker 16: I think she wanted to go to the game and Elvis.
Speaker 16: Everyone was like, well, who are you going with? And
Speaker 16: and Scary was like, oh, I'm going with Brody, And
Speaker 16: then like all of a sudden, everyone kind of like
Speaker 16: stopped talking about it.
Speaker 2: Funny, but I'm.
Speaker 5: Pretty sure Scary had your back.
Speaker 4: I sure did, did Plague. Apparently they an't like Silent,
Speaker 4: so they found out that I got Jets tickets and
Speaker 4: then they were trying to grill me on the air.
Speaker 4: They will Diamond, who was upset because she's a Jets fan.
Speaker 4: Danielle is a Jets fan. They're all Jet fans in
Speaker 4: the in the room, and they're no business go to
Speaker 4: a Jet game. He's a Giants fan. First of all,
Speaker 4: that holds no weight. Fuck everybody who thinks that that
Speaker 4: you can't go to a sport just because because honestly,
Speaker 4: you get tickets, you go. If you're a fan of
Speaker 4: a sport, go to the sport. If you're not, you
Speaker 4: may become a fan of a sport, but you don't
Speaker 4: have to go just because it's not your team. I
Speaker 4: go to Yankee games all the time, so that that
Speaker 4: holds that you go to Yankee games all I have, Oh,
Speaker 4: I mean I have over the years. But that's no excuse.
Speaker 4: So so yeah, so Diamond is like, you shouldn't be taken.
Speaker 4: Who I should be going to that game? Not you?
Speaker 4: And who you taking? And I'm like taking Brodie the
Speaker 4: ultimate Jets fan. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And by the way, once you mentioned my name as
Speaker 5: going that, Trump said, Trump's everything because we're Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 5: co hosts.
Speaker 4: We're boys.
Speaker 5: It's not like he was bringing some unknown person.
Speaker 4: Saw the connection right away, okay, and then we moved on.
Speaker 4: It totally makes sense.
Speaker 5: Plus, you probably don't want to keep talking about me
Speaker 5: because it all the text messages like we love Brody.
Speaker 4: You know it is.
Speaker 5: Well, I apologize, Diamond. The good news is they lost.
Speaker 4: What are we talking about? We had three commercials right there.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry you guys.
Speaker 5: Remember I was gonna I was gonna reset Diamond in
Speaker 5: law the Jets last, so you didn't miss out. I mean,
Speaker 5: we had a lot of good free food. We'll talk
Speaker 5: about on the Brooklyn Boys. We ate like kings, we
Speaker 5: sat like kings. We hung out with celebrities, well one celebrity,
Speaker 5: but that story we'll talk about.
Speaker 4: That's all other stories. Brody embarrassed himself, No I didn't, well,
Speaker 4: no I did not, And he has no idea that
Speaker 4: you called him. We'll talk about Brody embarrassed the hell
Speaker 4: out of me. Folks.
Speaker 5: All right, guys, here, I have a little homework for you.
Speaker 5: It's it's not political. Well it's a politician, but it's
Speaker 5: not political. If you haven't already watched jd Vance ordering donuts,
Speaker 5: it's a famous clip from about a month and a
Speaker 5: half ago where he's awkward and doesn't know what to
Speaker 5: say to the people buying, then go watch search for
Speaker 5: jd Vance or his donuts and then listen to the
Speaker 5: way he talks to the people behind the counter and
Speaker 5: how he doesn't really know what like to make conversation.
Speaker 5: Because I'm gonna reference it on the next episode, because
Speaker 5: Scary pulled, uh pulled that routine the football game.
Speaker 4: Okay for sure, all right, and Brody and Brody literally, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't want to give matter. I don't want to
Speaker 4: give It was a celebrity, but it was the wrong celebrity.
Speaker 4: It's a good thing though, similar names. That's all Brody
Speaker 4: talk about. Brody is so embarrassing. I know, I'm not
Speaker 4: because you didn't know, and I didn't know. I know,
Speaker 4: but but you I didn't say anything, and you yelled
Speaker 4: the wrong thing. All right, we gotta go. I did, Okay.
Speaker 18: Then I was curious about the whole daylight saving thing
Speaker 18: with Europe. I actually googled it while we were I
Speaker 18: was listening to the possible earlier and it turns out
Speaker 18: that most of your with exception to like Russia and
Speaker 18: Turkey and a couple of other like Armenia countries, they're
Speaker 18: the only ones that don't follow it, so they actually
Speaker 18: go by the same thing that.
Speaker 2: We do there. That's right, but not the third countries in.
Speaker 18: The world followed daylight saving, and most of them are
Speaker 18: in Europe, so uh, just the heads up there, thank you.
Speaker 18: They do follow it, so yes, I would have been right.
Speaker 18: Is wrong, And the whole paison fest sounds like a
Speaker 18: bunch of you know, Scooby dudes over there. They fucking
Speaker 18: I hate those types of Italians.
Speaker 19: They're not real Italians, don't really, you know, they've got
Speaker 19: the ghoul Italians.
Speaker 4: And you you aren't.
Speaker 20: Is wrong?
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, Vinny. A couple of things.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I love the vinnieklin is insulting the Paison's.
Speaker 4: I love that. But here's the thing. Number one, I
Speaker 4: said it on the podcast. Isn't that the pot calling
Speaker 4: the kill black? Viny Vinny, It's like, I hate those
Speaker 4: kind of Italians? Which ones you talking about? Well, he
Speaker 4: doesn't like that they say gobbagool. He probably says capacola.
Speaker 4: All right. Anyway, I said it on the podcast that
Speaker 4: Europe celebrates. I did look it up.
Speaker 5: And also it was two's two weeks earlier, so it
Speaker 5: wouldn't have affected a football game and the time change
Speaker 5: unless it was all on the same day, which it's not.
Speaker 5: So I was not wrong, and I also corrected myself
Speaker 5: on the podcast.
Speaker 4: And Vinnie Vinny also also, what embarrassed me with Brody
Speaker 4: at the football game? Then what did you yelling out, Vinnie?
Speaker 4: I did not yell. Yes, you did, no, I said,
Speaker 4: vin that's a teaser, all right, it's an I love you, Vinnie,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 19: Different from Brooklyn Again, I know I did a few
Speaker 19: of these already. It's a funny story about the paddy wagons.
Speaker 4: In New York City.
Speaker 19: Long story short, Midtown Manhattan. I come through the mid
Speaker 19: Town Tunnel and I see this cop pull over a
Speaker 19: in a Patty wagon pull over an accurate TL And
Speaker 19: while he had him pulled over, one of the other
Speaker 19: cops in the car sees my call, all black tinted out,
Speaker 19: and he uh, he tells me to roll down my
Speaker 19: wind and me and my friends, this is twenty five
Speaker 19: years ago about we were doing something.
Speaker 4: That we shouldn't have been doing, if you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 19: And I almost got arrested that night, but the sergeant
Speaker 19: went easy on me and just gave me a ticket
Speaker 19: for a failure to display my inspection sticker in my window.
Speaker 19: But paddy wagons can absolutely pull you over, all right,
Speaker 19: I us you don't.
Speaker 4: But if they want to be dicks, they can. They can.
Speaker 4: They have the authority to.
Speaker 5: By the way, we pulled up into a parking lot
Speaker 5: at the football game and I pulled up my Black
Speaker 5: Dogs charger and scal pulled up in his beamer and
Speaker 5: a police officer happened to be standing in the parking
Speaker 5: lot and he goes, oh, it's a nice call to
Speaker 5: me at to SCIO's nice cause because we pulled in together.
Speaker 4: He's I'm surprised your windows are tinted. Would look cool,
Speaker 4: I said, Officer, isn't it illegal? Yeah, but it would
Speaker 4: look cool. Exactly. You know what, the officer, It looks cool.
Speaker 4: You're still get a ticket. Exactly.
Speaker 21: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Jamie Food Jamter, you guys asked if
Speaker 21: we were picked lass in sports as kids. Well, I've
Speaker 21: always been terrible at sports, I admit it, and stupidly.
Speaker 21: In college I took a basketball class. Well, usually people
Speaker 21: would split off into three on three games during the class,
Speaker 21: but no one ever wanted me on their team because
Speaker 21: I was terrible. Well, one day, two women who were
Speaker 21: good at basketball pulled me aside and actually spent the
Speaker 21: whole time showing me how to improve. Okay, Jamie from
Speaker 21: Queens again, you guys were talking about tipping when you're
Speaker 21: standing at a counter and ordering the food.
Speaker 8: Yeah, for me, it depends on the place.
Speaker 21: There are a lot of mom and pop restaurants around
Speaker 21: where I live, and a lot of them have.
Speaker 17: Very nice people, very good food. So if I get sixty.
Speaker 21: Seven cents, or a dollar twenty five and change. I'll
Speaker 21: drop it in the tip container because I'd rather help
Speaker 21: them out than some big chain place.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think I don't know if I understand that logic,
Speaker 4: but okay, yeah, they own the place, right, You're.
Speaker 5: Already given them money, given them money owners. It's like
Speaker 5: I want to pay more for my food. That's you know, whatever,
Speaker 5: what makes you happy?
Speaker 2: Whatever it is I think I see becomes.
Speaker 22: A too Ceo to me to zero, how I love you,
Speaker 22: talk goody to to zeerol.
Speaker 4: I think I'm in love with you. Whatever it is,
Speaker 4: I think I see, thank you, it.
Speaker 12: Comes up to sero to me.
Speaker 17: We tried Victoria from Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Victoria. We asked you to send your your
Speaker 4: earworm jingles from when you were a kid, and that
Speaker 4: that was one of my childhood too.
Speaker 5: I think we were talking about specifically businesses that have
Speaker 5: jingles in your town.
Speaker 4: But that's okay, that's a national one. That's a national one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we were talking about like a car dealerships, front
Speaker 5: of stares, you know.
Speaker 4: Regional things. But that's okay. But that was fine. It
Speaker 4: was a great great It was the first time somebody
Speaker 4: just sang to us.
Speaker 5: Like that, and that was like animated commercial right where
Speaker 5: everything was a Totsy roll.
Speaker 4: The train was a totsy roll roll.
Speaker 23: Brody is scary, never scary and Brody this is well
Speaker 23: from CT.
Speaker 4: I completely agree.
Speaker 23: The Daylight Savings is the dumbest thing ever they need
Speaker 23: to know on that crap, Brody, those pickleball characters are
Speaker 23: like a bunch of children scary as right. You should
Speaker 23: write a children's book about all of them, little Brody
Speaker 23: and the Pickle Crew. And to go to your one
Speaker 23: of your last points about the getting pick glass in
Speaker 23: the sports, I was always that kid, yep, because I'm
Speaker 23: a big guy. I always got pick glass. But then
Speaker 23: I ended up surprising everyone and like I'm not half bad.
Speaker 5: But those exactly thank you got cut off at mid fund.
Speaker 4: Those people we knew what he was gonna say.
Speaker 20: Boys Sam from Saint Louis and a three fourteen, What
Speaker 20: Brody could have done in Scary's apartment, I think you
Speaker 20: should have hit his microphone maybe see how long it
Speaker 20: takes them to find that. But I listen, my brother
Speaker 20: I had three pop figures every time in his house
Speaker 20: and there is one that he still has not been
Speaker 20: able to find. And it's been hidden since last summer
Speaker 20: and drive some crazy.
Speaker 17: So that could have been fun. FU you guys.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't have been fun for the slices because I
Speaker 4: wouldn't have been able to connect the better would We
Speaker 4: wouldn't have even been able to do a podcast. But okay,
Speaker 4: it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody.
Speaker 5: And by the way, somebody dm me and told me
Speaker 5: I should have taken a dump in your tub in
Speaker 5: your shower.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not that's not much style. That's terrible. That's awful.
Speaker 4: You got no way to get it out. It's like
Speaker 4: it's Skyler from New Jersey.
Speaker 24: Scary.
Speaker 8: Instead of constantly sparing Brody from having to split a
Speaker 8: bill with your friends having to be witnessed to someone
Speaker 8: who's not gonna like at an Italian from festival about
Speaker 8: you just invite him to everything and let him decide
Speaker 8: if he wants to go. Yes, Reggie here, I really
Speaker 8: wish Brody was invited to all these events scary because honestly,
Speaker 8: we'd have more stories on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yes, and not just pickleballs at home depot and customer
Speaker 4: service fights and the Jets game. We did go to
Speaker 4: the Jets game. We we definitely, we definitely had a
Speaker 4: moment on site.
Speaker 5: And I don't go to home depot as much as
Speaker 5: I used to since I don't have a home.
Speaker 4: I spent the whole I spent the whole day with Brody.
Speaker 4: But yes, yes, we would definitely have more than Facebook
Speaker 4: marketplace rants and Brody customer service issues and he came
Speaker 4: to everything. Did I talk about a lot more than that?
Speaker 25: No?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm talking around.
Speaker 5: By the way, Wy'd I tell you about the the
Speaker 5: somewhat disagreeing argument I had with a with a with
Speaker 5: a nurse today on the phone. You tell me, you'll
Speaker 5: tell me I'm wrong, but the slices will know I'm right.
Speaker 8: It's me again. You'll figure it out. So one of
Speaker 8: the Facebook groups, a woman posted saying that she stopped
Speaker 8: listening to Brooklyn Boys because Brody was complaining like what,
Speaker 8: I said, Yo, that's the bit that he's doing that
Speaker 8: on purpose. She said what Then she said, wait, so
Speaker 8: it's not real? So I said, well, oh.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's really Wait on part.
Speaker 8: Three summarizing plots of movies he once saw, and you're
Speaker 8: supposed to guess which movie it came from and let
Speaker 8: them know, and she said, oh, I had no idea,
Speaker 8: go back and listen again.
Speaker 5: Okay, right, well, hopefully he's not listening to this, because
Speaker 5: then she just heard what you know, by the way
Speaker 5: episode one, I'm sure I complained about something.
Speaker 4: That's just a stick. That's me. That's what he does.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's who I am. Man, if you listen
Speaker 4: to this long, you didn't just notice I you know,
Speaker 4: finally an episode three sixteen had dawned upon me, Brody,
Speaker 4: you complain too much. I'm not listening anymore. I was
Speaker 4: watching Seinfeld, and then by episode eight I realized that
Speaker 4: Kramer's kind of wacky.
Speaker 17: Boys, it's Caitlin again from being sure.
Speaker 26: I've been meaning to call in about this. Something that
Speaker 26: really grinds my gears is when people say I have
Speaker 26: multiple different blah, you have multiple different colors.
Speaker 2: It's the Department of redundancy department. That's right, that's you're
Speaker 2: being multiple different Oh my god.
Speaker 22: It grinds my gears again.
Speaker 4: Just a small no love you guys, all the small
Speaker 4: things they all add.
Speaker 2: Up, are ye, Blake ready too old?
Speaker 27: It may seem that you are not repeating all of
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Speaker 2: As you continue to forget playings.
Speaker 27: On m a regular basis, I am here to assure
Speaker 27: you that does certain spike and forgetfulness is an indication
Speaker 27: all of the properties of the main mushrooms are beginning
Speaker 27: to absorb.
Speaker 2: Deep into the bus of the.
Speaker 27: Optum pore lobe that will soon stimulate your hippocomforts, which
Speaker 27: plays a crucial laws and processing consolidating and retributing vital
Speaker 27: information deep within your brain.
Speaker 2: Just think of it. It's a forest fire.
Speaker 28: First, the higher clowns and burns everything, and out of
Speaker 28: the ground comes new growth. That is what's happening deep
Speaker 28: within the carpore lobe in your brain.
Speaker 2: A strong stroll, do not give.
Speaker 29: Up, endure and you will see the full potential of
Speaker 29: the Lion's main mushroom.
Speaker 12: So continue to send in your seven to nine am
Speaker 12: not of high plus taxes, shipping and handling for your
Speaker 12: three months high of the Lion's.
Speaker 27: Main mushroom, and you will see the power that will
Speaker 27: be only for you.
Speaker 2: At least do it until the.
Speaker 27: End of this month, for I need to buy all
Speaker 27: my little grasshoppers many many gifts.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, that's the effect. A musing was a
Speaker 4: little lot by the way. Wait, here's one more. That
Speaker 4: way is right by the way.
Speaker 29: Oh, and missusco, may I suggest that please no dip
Speaker 29: and flip at the table.
Speaker 2: That is no word, okay.
Speaker 11: In.
Speaker 5: But by the way, I think he's from the same
Speaker 5: part of the world as the trucker you see, our
Speaker 5: friend from San Diego from Yuh.
Speaker 4: All right, well, thank you? And oh I think he
Speaker 4: knows the guy from Omaha too, So yeah, to update you, Yes,
Speaker 4: I'm still taking the the the mushrooms, the Lion's made mushroom.
Speaker 4: I moved on to Courtisceps so cordyceps the virus in
Speaker 4: in uh, the last of us.
Speaker 5: Scary sent me a video of a guy eating a
Speaker 5: Lion's made mushroom chicken sandwich. Is that you, Scary that
Speaker 5: sent it to me? But that was a slice? Did
Speaker 5: I send it to you? You must have been attached
Speaker 5: to it the guys. First of all, they call it
Speaker 5: a chicken sandwich made of mushrooms. Then it's not a
Speaker 5: chicken sandwich made of mushroom. It's a mushroom sandwich.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 8: Why is there so much dead hair at the end
Speaker 8: of this episode?
Speaker 4: Oh, Scary fucked up? Is there really dead air? At
Speaker 4: the end of the episode, doll scared fucked top? Really?
Speaker 4: What episode three sixteen? I didn't know that. Wow, I
Speaker 4: gotta check that something. What awry?
Speaker 30: Hey for Jamie from Queen's Again, you guys were talking
Speaker 30: about living not pumping gas. Brody, you were so right
Speaker 30: about me. I don't pump my own gas. But that's
Speaker 30: because I don't need to. I don't drive. I've never
Speaker 30: driven a car. I've never wanted to learn. I don't
Speaker 30: intend on.
Speaker 4: The Oh, oh my god, Jamie, it's the great.
Speaker 30: So yes, I don't pump my own gas because I
Speaker 30: have no car to put gas into.
Speaker 4: Okay, Jamie, cars a freedom. Tell that to my car
Speaker 4: when you want to come and go. Tell that to
Speaker 4: my girlfriend. She doesn't drive, she has no car, never
Speaker 4: got a line. Alien, she's not allowed drive. She's just alien.
Speaker 4: She's just like Jamie from Queen We I mean Robin
Speaker 4: doesn't even know how to drive a car. Nope, she
Speaker 4: says she too. She says she's too nervous.
Speaker 5: She shouldn't be nervous. He's a very capable woman. She
Speaker 5: should be She says, I'd be too nervous to drive.
Speaker 17: Hey, scary and Brodie. This is Maddie from Queen's Brodie.
Speaker 17: I'm just curious who pumps your wife and your three
Speaker 17: daughters gas. We all pump our gas, Brodie. You may
Speaker 17: not see it, but there are plenty of us out
Speaker 17: there that pump our own gas. We don't always rely
Speaker 17: on a man. We can and do pump our own guess.
Speaker 5: Hold on, I understand that I would never have said
Speaker 5: that women don't pump their own gas.
Speaker 4: I said that.
Speaker 5: That men live for cars, and that they they're more
Speaker 5: apt to do car things. And I know a lot
Speaker 5: of people who don't teach their daughters how to pump gas.
Speaker 5: But we're in Jersey. Well, you don't pump your own gas.
Speaker 5: They pump it for you. I taught my kids had
Speaker 5: to pump gas, so they're not a pump gas all right.
Speaker 5: And my wife grew up in New York, so she
Speaker 5: absoutely knows how a pump gas. Of course she doesn't
Speaker 5: lamb from Ohio if it came out well last week,
Speaker 5: did no?
Speaker 31: It sounded like an asshole in audio format. Oh, by
Speaker 31: the way, you said the man squirts soaping your hands.
Speaker 31: I've laughed so hard on that that sounds mad dirty anyway.
Speaker 4: It was intended to be dirty.
Speaker 11: I have a good day.
Speaker 31: Thank you Liam again, Brodie, that's your entire life existence.
Speaker 4: How about this move to Italy start your whole life over.
Speaker 2: What are talking to you?
Speaker 31: You're rating Spike to number one podcast and I'm pretty
Speaker 31: sure you're not going to see an asshole every time
Speaker 31: you step outside.
Speaker 4: That's the best option you got, right, What are we
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 31: Liam again? I'm just wondering if Daniel's son loves you
Speaker 31: or podcast. I've never heard him put his two cents in?
Speaker 31: Is a contract?
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 4: Just let me know?
Speaker 32: All right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, Spencer actually saw him a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: ago and he basically he's listening and his girlfriend also listens.
Speaker 4: So his girlfriend is also a Slice.
Speaker 5: But he doesn't need to call and leave messages that
Speaker 5: he's low key that way, I'd.
Speaker 4: Like to hear from him, Spatty. If you're listening to
Speaker 4: hear Danielle, leave me talk back, Yeah, Danielle, let us know.
Speaker 4: Spenny's on his way back to England. He is, now,
Speaker 4: let us know what up he is in England.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 4: By the time the Slices want to hear from you.
Speaker 4: Stephen from Rockland County scary.
Speaker 15: I'm very happy to see that you finally invited David
Speaker 15: Roderi to something. You didn't invite him to paies on Palooza,
Speaker 15: you didn't invite him to Delfrisco for the State Dinner yep.
Speaker 15: So at least you invited him to something, even though
Speaker 15: he's the only Jets fan that you could think of.
Speaker 4: And that's why you invited him.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to know what this man has
Speaker 2: done to you.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 15: He's a great guy. He writes great parenties, he's a
Speaker 15: great joke. Just to finish my thought, he's a great guy.
Speaker 15: I don't understand what your issue is with him. He's
Speaker 15: a great friend. From what I can tell, he's a
Speaker 15: man of the people earth. I think you owe him
Speaker 15: a little bit of an explanation and the slices of explanation.
Speaker 15: And as far as the daylight saving time thing goes,
Speaker 15: we've got to get rid of this. It's not doing
Speaker 15: anybody any good and it's just messing everybody's brain upend
Speaker 15: causing him stress.
Speaker 5: All right, let's get rid of that. You're absolutely right,
Speaker 5: you're saving daylight. You're not saving daylight.
Speaker 4: And Brody would have been my first pick no matter what.
Speaker 4: When it comes to the Jets, and we've got to
Speaker 4: several Mets games together, come on with a lot of
Speaker 4: Mets games, because again he doesn't know what they're the
Speaker 4: Mets fans. Well, that's not true. I know a lot
Speaker 4: of Met fans I know, and I know some Jet fans.
Speaker 4: But yes, you're right, but there are certain instances there.
Speaker 4: I just Brody doesn't belong and believe me, I'm making
Speaker 4: the right decision on his behalf and he doesn't.
Speaker 5: And I overlap for some things. But the event diagram,
Speaker 5: the outside part of the ven diagram, like the things
Speaker 5: I do. That's like Sky wouldn't go to pickle ball. No,
Speaker 5: they wouldn't go to like sci fi, I wouldn't go
Speaker 5: six Scar is a new Marvel movie. I'll come with me.
Speaker 4: I'm saying it wouldn't go to a Marble Parties involved
Speaker 4: a lot of grief by locificladies. Involved not inviting Brody
Speaker 4: to ser Now you make it sell like yellow. People
Speaker 4: be bothered by my appearance. They love me. That's what
Speaker 4: they tell you to your face.
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 22: We will be right.
Speaker 4: Back, Oh man. We have a lot of these today
Speaker 4: we have a lot. I'm actually impressed the slices came correct.
Speaker 5: They did the homework. They really They only got one
Speaker 5: singing jingle so far.
Speaker 33: Hello Brooklyn Boys. It's Jennifer from Pompano Beach, Florida. Just
Speaker 33: wanted to answer some homework assignments. Number one, I do
Speaker 33: have two O'Reilly auto parts in my area, brick and
Speaker 33: mortar stores. It's actually pretty big stores. And number two,
Speaker 33: I am about four foot eleven and about one hundre
Speaker 33: and fifteen pounds forty four years old, and I know
Speaker 33: how to change my tire. I can also change my
Speaker 33: oil and my air filters. I also have changed a
Speaker 33: nineteen seventy eight carburetor on a Camaro from a two
Speaker 33: barrel to a flour barrel when I was younger. So
Speaker 33: I'd like to think I know a lot. Sometimes I
Speaker 33: just can't get the look.
Speaker 2: He's mass too.
Speaker 5: She's Marissa Toomee from uh my cousin Vinnie, my cousin
Speaker 5: NNI's you knows everything.
Speaker 4: That's great. I love it. Yeah, scary, can't change a tire.
Speaker 4: A little spitfire there. I like that.
Speaker 25: Hey, Brooklyn Boys is caring a hotel for pa going
Speaker 25: off of what you guys are talking about with the
Speaker 25: weight and measured person, and actually a little bit deeper
Speaker 25: than that. I'm a fuel hauler, so I hauled gas fees,
Speaker 25: all kind of stuff like that. And the weight to
Speaker 25: measure people they actually come to the terminals where we
Speaker 25: get our gas well patrolling prongs from, and they have
Speaker 25: to calibrate all those things to make sure that the
Speaker 25: terminals are giving the proper amount.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 25: Part two come up right after that. Part two right here.
Speaker 3: So the way to measure.
Speaker 25: People also go to gas stations and verify that whatever
Speaker 25: producty you're getting the dollar amount to gallons per dollar
Speaker 25: is dead on balls accurate really, and if it's not,
Speaker 25: the gas station has to shut down until that is rectified.
Speaker 25: Otherwise they are legally not allowed to sell gas.
Speaker 4: How do you guys take care? I didn't know that,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the ways that measures people are very important. However,
Speaker 5: they can't pull me over and give me a ticket.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even though they look like a police car, they
Speaker 4: look like a police car.
Speaker 22: Hey, Brooklyn boys, m jacom men jam doing my walk
Speaker 22: ping as usual, just se lifetime. Thank you again, Donnie.
Speaker 22: I did mention him before, but I guess I think
Speaker 22: my thing was empty the file. So, like I said,
Speaker 22: I don't know if he's getting I know you do
Speaker 22: get it, but then sometimes you need not get it.
Speaker 22: All right, I'm just hoping everybody just calms the hussing.
Speaker 22: I know I was doing the same thing. All those
Speaker 22: people deserve it. Fucking me again. Yeah, because we're kind
Speaker 22: of with you guys, especially the Kelly fuck the pickleboard
Speaker 22: pickleball bitches. I thought it was in the building too,
Speaker 22: Like Scary Shid, I thought the same thing.
Speaker 4: So that's good.
Speaker 22: You're not going to run into them. You gotta do
Speaker 22: something with that Kelly person. I agree with have the
Speaker 22: dog shit on, hold on, but she's got a camera
Speaker 22: and then she'll get in trouble for the But anyway,
Speaker 22: thanks for all the laughter. You guys. Make me pay
Speaker 22: the slices, make me Paich Cowboy truck, I love him.
Speaker 1: It's me again.
Speaker 22: I'm playing it anyway. Welcome new people, Alabama Girl and
Speaker 22: anyone else that's new displace time.
Speaker 4: Welcome.
Speaker 22: We're not going to get mad at you guys. I
Speaker 22: know people still have fights with Reggie and Jet Dez
Speaker 22: and Jamie. Jamie's so sweet. Everybody is good. I'm glad
Speaker 22: that you have this cowboy trucker cracks me up. One
Speaker 22: velde everyone I'm going to times in this house.
Speaker 4: She's like a Walmart greeter. If we could provide a
Speaker 4: light and a laugh, well, we hope things get better
Speaker 4: for we m Jael, and we can provide those things,
Speaker 4: then we've done our job.
Speaker 24: Thank you, Rody and scary license plate conversation. In the
Speaker 24: great State of Iowa, we have what's called a blackout plate.
Speaker 24: It's just a black plate, white lettering. Why do we
Speaker 24: have some one of those things? Well, islands where we
Speaker 24: have a choice of over like fifty varieties of plates
Speaker 24: to choose from universities and all that stuff. And Dort
Speaker 24: College d u r DT was a black plate with
Speaker 24: white lettering, and people like that blackout.
Speaker 2: Let's continue this on part two.
Speaker 24: So they were taking that Dort College plate and getting
Speaker 24: a bracket and putting it around it and.
Speaker 2: Covering up Dort College.
Speaker 24: Well, that's illegal to cover those things up.
Speaker 7: So the state up I always said.
Speaker 24: You know what, you on a blackout plate, We're gonna
Speaker 24: get you a blackout plate. So now we could do
Speaker 24: a blackout plate. Uh, you could look it up. I
Speaker 24: don't know if that were the first ones to ever
Speaker 24: do it. Don't tweet me, uh but uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 4: Don't tweet them.
Speaker 2: Uh your congressman, get your blackout.
Speaker 4: Plate all right night blackout plates. Okay, I'm looking at
Speaker 4: it right now. I googled it. Yeah, I gotta get
Speaker 4: one of these. Actually, my black dogs. Charge of this
Speaker 4: would look awesome. Wow, black on black I love it.
Speaker 4: Hey Book, give me a heart attack. I saw this.
Speaker 34: Bernie is scary again. Anyways, this is your yearly talk
Speaker 34: back where Humad says.
Speaker 4: Nope, fuck them.
Speaker 34: You're going to change hours twice a year. Don't care anywhere.
Speaker 34: These tucking people can't get their ship together and agreed
Speaker 34: on something, let alone our daily savings time. So fuck them,
Speaker 34: Hey Book and boy Bob on this. I saw this,
Speaker 34: Bridie and scary, So brody, me said, seventy five now
Speaker 34: three hundred are we're gonna get her? Watch you play
Speaker 34: in a tournament and you're signing up for a can
Speaker 34: we go cheer you?
Speaker 4: Brody?
Speaker 34: Rody, Brody, let me know, bro it would be fun
Speaker 34: to watch play one of this out Hey Brooke on
Speaker 34: this and so it's brody and scared. So it's scary question.
Speaker 32: Uh.
Speaker 34: There's this new social app out there. I know you
Speaker 34: haven't gotten your name on it. Blue just checked, So
Speaker 34: are you gonna go check it?
Speaker 29: Yeah?
Speaker 34: Uh huh and then awkwardly post about it. Huh huh.
Speaker 2: Let me know the app.
Speaker 4: His name is Blue Sky. That is this. By the way, Brody,
Speaker 4: are you over a year ago? Would you have the
Speaker 4: slices come to one of your matches? Would you indvices?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not? Okay, there goes only because they'd be bullying
Speaker 4: and people going, that's pickleball Patty, that's pickleball Tracy. There's
Speaker 4: resting bitch face right, you'll get proty in trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this statue, Steve. Yeah. And as far as the app,
Speaker 4: blue Sky, uh signed up checked it out. I don't
Speaker 4: like it. So you had your name right, I got
Speaker 4: my name. Uh, it's gonna go. It's gonna do. It's
Speaker 4: gonna go the way the threads. People are gonna care
Speaker 4: about it for two minutes. Oh I know about that
Speaker 4: first and wins the immutable laws of marketing. Twitter wins
Speaker 4: in that category. Yeah, but you're gonna have a second choice.
Speaker 4: You can't have a third. That's why Master Don and
Speaker 4: tribal didn't work. This guy came out a year ago.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you why Blue Sky was smart. They did
Speaker 4: what Gmail did. Remember when Gmail first came out, you
Speaker 4: couldn't get it. You gotta get an invitation from people
Speaker 4: like I gotta get I got. You went crazy. You
Speaker 4: were dying for Jim, But I wasn't dying for Blue Sky.
Speaker 5: I know, but that they did the same marketing where
Speaker 5: you had to get an invitation. People are to send
Speaker 5: me a code. Send me a code blue Sky in
Speaker 5: case you don't know, it's for people that hate Twitter
Speaker 5: and hate Elon Musk right now and they needed something else.
Speaker 4: I love Elon, so I'm not I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 4: I'm staying with Twitter. Twitter is the original, It's the og.
Speaker 4: It's where seventeen thousand times more people than Blue Sky
Speaker 4: and Threads and all these other ones put together on terrible.
Speaker 4: But they're all awful.
Speaker 5: But blue Sky is at least has a better layout
Speaker 5: and more functionality than Threads, Threads and shit.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just I don't have time in
Speaker 4: my life for another social I barely have. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to I'm trying to be better on TikTok, which is
Speaker 4: where I really should be focusing my energies because that's
Speaker 4: where everybody is. But I can't. I can't. It's like
Speaker 4: Instagram and then sometimes Twitter and a little bit of
Speaker 4: time Facebook, but that's it. I don't have I don't
Speaker 4: have the bandwidth or the capacity to look look at
Speaker 4: all these other ones. Be real? What happened to that one?
Speaker 4: Be real is sitting there and I don't even go
Speaker 4: near it. I just don't have the time. But that
Speaker 4: that was a fad, like film yourself right now, it's
Speaker 4: gonna be theg Is that the one you to film
Speaker 4: myself right now? Yes? And the same thing with the
Speaker 4: same thing for Facebook, I mean Facebook. For me, I'm
Speaker 4: barely on there. I barely. I'm awful. I'm I'm I
Speaker 4: don't keep up to date with anything except Instagram and
Speaker 4: trying to do better on TikTok. Otherwise you barely catch me,
Speaker 4: you know, even on Twitter. I've kind of faded outside anyway. Whatever, No,
Speaker 4: none of that for me, All of it, well, I
Speaker 4: don't know. I don't have a job, so I have time.
Speaker 35: Bring it on, boys, is Tee White. It's going to
Speaker 35: be a multi parter about picking teams in sports. So
Speaker 35: I am pretty good at basketball, but when you step
Speaker 35: on a court and you see me, you know, I'm
Speaker 35: a tall black guy, I look like I'm good at basketball.
Speaker 35: I know, whatever, stereotypes whatever, it's relevant. So we had
Speaker 35: a three on three tournament. I had two friends from
Speaker 35: the city I grew up with who we played basketball together.
Speaker 35: So we're like, oh, we'll sign up together. But one
Speaker 35: of my friends had a class, so he's like, I'll
Speaker 35: come late, but grab somebody and then I'll join in
Speaker 35: once I get back from class. So we're signing up
Speaker 35: and a kid comes up who who's a short, skinny
Speaker 35: Asian kid. Again relevant, not who you would typically say, Oh,
Speaker 35: this guy's great at basketball. So he comes up and
Speaker 35: he's like, yeah, you guys have two I've been trying
Speaker 35: to get on a team. No one will add me
Speaker 35: to their team. Can I play with you guys? So
Speaker 35: I'm like, yeah, sure, we got a friend who's gonna come,
Speaker 35: so you might have to leave our team once he
Speaker 35: comes back. So he's like, all right, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 35: I just want to play a couple of games and
Speaker 35: nobody would add me to the team. So I asked him,
Speaker 35: like all right, cool, are you good? And his response was,
Speaker 35: I mean I know the rules of basketball, So I'm like,
Speaker 35: a fuck, we're screwed. We start playing and this guy
Speaker 35: is like fucking Kyrie Irving. This dude is great. He
Speaker 35: could shoot, he could ribble, he can pass like he's
Speaker 35: just really good. So we ended up keeping him on
Speaker 35: our team and not adding my friend back. So basically,
Speaker 35: he was the epitome of underpromise and overdelivered because he
Speaker 35: was really great and did not look like somebody who
Speaker 35: would have been as good as.
Speaker 4: He planned that I know the rules of basketball, but
Speaker 4: uh yeah, let me fucking slim dunk on all you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't. I really don't know.
Speaker 5: If I should, but ill, okay from downtown this this
Speaker 5: thing goes in that thing.
Speaker 4: Let me try my hand at this. All of a sudden,
Speaker 4: the Globe Trotter's music, Sweet Georgia Brown's playing. That's great.
Speaker 4: I love that unexpected, unexpected.
Speaker 36: Bronx from the Vinnie Steve.
Speaker 4: Heyah, this is so weird.
Speaker 36: I remember a conversation from the Big Show that must
Speaker 36: have been twenty years ago. You were all talking about
Speaker 36: the dipping flip. Then Carolina Bermude said you can do
Speaker 36: it if you strategically place your fingers so you don't
Speaker 36: dip where you touch. And John Bell said no, because
Speaker 36: as soon as you bite it, the term start running
Speaker 36: a mile minute to.
Speaker 4: The other side.
Speaker 36: So they sliced from the last slice time. I guess
Speaker 36: is upset because he's been hearing about it for twenty years.
Speaker 36: I guess it's been.
Speaker 4: I don't remember that conversation, but you do. That's great,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 5: Well, it couldn't have been twenty years ago because Carolina
Speaker 5: didn't start on the show.
Speaker 4: To flee right romantic time ago. Listen, I gotta be
Speaker 4: honest with you. If you listened to the morning show
Speaker 4: from correct everybody, I love No, No, I'm not correcting.
Speaker 4: I listen to me.
Speaker 5: If you listen to any morning show for a long
Speaker 5: period of time, topics come back.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we recycle. We're good before God,
Speaker 4: we are good humans on this PA. That's really good.
Speaker 5: You have to assume that the majority of audience didn't
Speaker 5: hear it, doesn't remember it.
Speaker 4: Second of all, most of the time a good morning
Speaker 4: show won't remember what they talked about twenty years earlier exactly.
Speaker 4: So I'm glad you did that's very impressive. Who do
Speaker 4: you got here? Coming up here? Bround noise?
Speaker 2: There's the old cowboy trucker here.
Speaker 6: One more comments three barbrino hell a brilliant hold out
Speaker 6: there him round?
Speaker 2: Why could in those didn't know how to change this
Speaker 2: prayer tire?
Speaker 6: I believe that when his pop's Anthony, thank you for
Speaker 6: your service.
Speaker 2: By the way, mister Anthony, he.
Speaker 4: Would try and show him.
Speaker 6: He was probably too busy going to Bruan eating his
Speaker 6: eggs bend and and sucking on his melon slash over there.
Speaker 2: You don't do it.
Speaker 6: You should check whether your local Firestoner or good Year
Speaker 6: Auto center.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they have ladies clinics or they show the ladies
Speaker 2: how to change her. You don't check their all and
Speaker 2: their air pressure and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: Maybe you can talk to the manager over there and
Speaker 6: having you can sit in doing on clinic you don't know,
Speaker 6: you can find it, learn out, change the spare tire,
Speaker 6: check your old or something like that. That way you
Speaker 6: don't get stuck on the side of the road road
Speaker 6: you know what, late than that and somebody might violate.
Speaker 2: You or something. You know, bro, All right, guys, that's
Speaker 2: all I got for this weekend.
Speaker 6: Know, it ain't really much that much I can talk about,
Speaker 6: but I'll see you next time.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, take it, idiot, have a have a great,
Speaker 2: great week.
Speaker 4: Couldn't you have waited to finish your lunch before you
Speaker 4: send those? He's like the podcast that ate Pizza on
Speaker 4: the on the podcast and age seventy seven said, we
Speaker 4: were terrible. That's right, so we can't criticize. I just
Speaker 4: it's funny licking his fingers. What was what was for lunch? Anyway?
Speaker 25: Good?
Speaker 2: After the.
Speaker 4: Alter from alter ego, Good afternoon.
Speaker 32: This is ship from Omaha, and it's always going to
Speaker 32: be brody with scary.
Speaker 22: You know.
Speaker 37: The one song or with the one jingle that always
Speaker 37: tends to stick to my mind and I find myself
Speaker 37: singing throughout the day and sometimes even when I'm sleeping,
Speaker 37: is the one that goes when you have not your heartburning, digestion,
Speaker 37: upset stomach DIARYA.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the one there.
Speaker 32: It just sticks, yes, sticks with me, sticks to my mind,
Speaker 32: you know, especially the ending part, the one that goes diarrhea.
Speaker 2: I wonder how many people.
Speaker 32: They had to audition to get the diarrhea part.
Speaker 2: Right, you know, and how many takes they had to do.
Speaker 2: I can just picture the guy with the big earphones
Speaker 2: and the the the the.
Speaker 32: Filter on the microphone at the studio and he's got
Speaker 32: his hand on his ear and he's going diarrhea.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just keep on saying that diarrhea.
Speaker 4: Could you give it on? Could you give us one
Speaker 4: more time? Let's hear the diarrhea part one more time? Okay,
Speaker 4: thank you? Diarrhea? Uh no, give us a little bit,
Speaker 4: a little bit, a little lower DIARYA.
Speaker 2: That was better?
Speaker 4: What was going on here? I see my effects. I'm
Speaker 4: starting to use my board a little bit more. What
Speaker 4: was that? Is it a high pass filter? Yeah? Instantly
Speaker 4: put that on there? All right? Uh wow, we still
Speaker 4: got some more left for this.
Speaker 5: You gotta put that filter on a go almost Terrian
Speaker 5: in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4: That is how the white over person says that they
Speaker 4: used to say it that way. They don't anymore. No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 4: hey guys.
Speaker 2: Me getting the old cowboy trucker walmore. We come on
Speaker 2: here back on ver No my my homework film.
Speaker 4: By the way, it's an hour later he's still eating
Speaker 4: you know what?
Speaker 6: You know that commercial? That brilliant boy. I'm tired of it.
Speaker 6: I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate that god damn commercial.
Speaker 6: The one though for the gotten, amn ol zempic, whatever
Speaker 6: the hell that is for.
Speaker 4: Yep, oh oh oh ozambic, I lost weight. What's the
Speaker 4: name of the song? It's magic? Oh oh, it's magic,
Speaker 4: you know, never believe it's not?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 4: Is you gonna sing it for us?
Speaker 11: You know? What?
Speaker 4: You to hear? What I'd like to hear?
Speaker 5: The oh Zempa commercial mixed with oh oh oh Riley's
Speaker 5: Auto Parts.
Speaker 4: By way, did you watch SNL this week? It's on
Speaker 4: DVR now. I didn't know. Okay, so slices.
Speaker 5: They did a sketch at the end of the show
Speaker 5: towards the end where these people were taking acting classes
Speaker 5: and how to act in a commercial, and one of
Speaker 5: the lessons in this skit was how to sing the
Speaker 5: ol'reilly jingle.
Speaker 4: Oh that's hysterical. Yes, we were just talking about it.
Speaker 4: That's so funny.
Speaker 6: He got there, I'm not looking a little fat girl
Speaker 6: on there, chubby, you know, and she comes out with him.
Speaker 2: I've got two diabetes and I managed it well. And
Speaker 2: then I don't know what.
Speaker 6: It goes on and on and on, and then the
Speaker 6: commercial goes on and she starts doing the mat and
Speaker 6: then everybody's dancing, and that is a fucking paint in there.
Speaker 2: I hate that goddamn commercial. Whoa, I hate it. I
Speaker 2: hate that goddamn comerker. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: I hate it because she says she manages her diabetes. Well,
Speaker 5: it's a little pill with a big story to tell.
Speaker 5: Pills don't tell stories. You couldn't go up with a
Speaker 5: better rhyme that.
Speaker 4: I hate that.
Speaker 38: Yeah, I heard, time it comes, all right, I try
Speaker 38: to turn off the TV, but by the time you
Speaker 38: know how, I get to the button, the girl's already
Speaker 38: doing the mashed potato ball.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, that's about two cents worth. That's my homework.
Speaker 6: Hopefully I can get a good grade there, mister Brody,
Speaker 6: all right, scooty take it.
Speaker 2: Anybody, don't be.
Speaker 6: Uh, don't be uh dipping and flipping.
Speaker 2: That's that's sturdy man. No, no dipping flip. I'm against
Speaker 2: the dipping flip.
Speaker 4: All right, you get an a minus thanks, by the way.
Speaker 5: Kind of ironic that the woman in that commercials doing
Speaker 5: the mashed potato dance, right, yep, I'm.
Speaker 39: Not against the dipping flip because, like Brody, right, yours
Speaker 39: nasty little fingers were already on the other side of
Speaker 39: that pretzel or chip or whatever, and we don't know
Speaker 39: what the hell you've been scratching with that damn finger.
Speaker 39: Maybe you were pulling out to your damn tuckle from
Speaker 39: your uh, your pants, you know, from your butt cheeks
Speaker 39: or something, you know.
Speaker 2: And then you flip around and you live. No one, okay,
Speaker 2: thank you, no good, no wind.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 4: Okay, tell us how you really feel? All right? Continuing
Speaker 4: a long area.
Speaker 11: And brody, brody and scary scarady? What's going on on?
Speaker 11: B boys? You know who this is?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 11: And then you don't live anyways. I have a question
Speaker 11: for both you, fine gentlemen, since you're both in your
Speaker 11: Quinn qu engineer in years, what likely advice would you
Speaker 11: give to your twenty and thirty year old selves if
Speaker 11: you had the chance. Keep up the great work, boys,
Speaker 11: slice for life.
Speaker 4: A man that's a deep one. Save more money, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I would. Mine would be don't invest in restaurants, buy property.
Speaker 4: I gave you that advice. You didn't listen by real estate,
Speaker 4: go invest in real estate. Should have bought a house.
Speaker 4: We made a call.
Speaker 40: Handa from n See. I work at a grocery store.
Speaker 40: The roundup is a scam. The company already donated the
Speaker 40: money to the charity, and they're just asking you to
Speaker 40: donate to recoup what they already donated. So your money
Speaker 40: does technically go to that charity charity, it's just going
Speaker 40: to the.
Speaker 5: Really, I don't know if that's it. I think that's
Speaker 5: a case by case base.
Speaker 4: I've got to say that's a blanket statement. Huh. I mean,
Speaker 4: I feel like every organization is different.
Speaker 5: But my problem is those companies that say we'll match
Speaker 5: you dollar for dollar up to a million dollars.
Speaker 4: Right, just give the million, leave me alone. Just give
Speaker 4: the million, your master card, give the million. Here's somebody
Speaker 4: commenting on the off air show episode one, awkward Bachelor
Speaker 4: parties with strippers. Oh wow, we get credit for that.
Speaker 4: That's fine, we do so.
Speaker 8: Reggie here, scary. You're someone who is very well traveled.
Speaker 8: You know every restaurant, you know every hideout. Where do
Speaker 8: you think the best place to get erotic cakes are?
Speaker 8: Because as someone who buys a lot of them, I
Speaker 8: want to be repper ented on the cake as a
Speaker 8: realistic person, not a model. So where do you get yours?
Speaker 4: I like how Reggie interrupted that old episode of the
Speaker 4: off air show to just have that random thought and
Speaker 4: ask that question cake. Was it an erotic cake? I
Speaker 4: think she wants an erotic cake? Right?
Speaker 5: Don't you want a barata cake like a cheesecake erotic?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean you could just like google it. No,
Speaker 4: I mean, oh, there is a wonderful company. Oh, they
Speaker 4: do cookies. They're more like the cookie pies, like the
Speaker 4: chocolate chip cookie pie. What kind of pie? Are we
Speaker 4: talking about a chocolate chip cookie pie?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: Okay it.
Speaker 26: No?
Speaker 4: I uh, you want a pie? Would face? How would
Speaker 4: you say? She wants the ones with? She wants the
Speaker 4: ones with like actual like a pen of shape cake, yeah,
Speaker 4: peanut like like actual sculptures of things. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like for the right price. If it that's
Speaker 4: a new TV show, we should do? Is it cock? Hih?
Speaker 4: And then just took a knife to it and blood
Speaker 4: comes out. It's cocked. I don't have to get back
Speaker 4: to it. I have to get back to you on
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 7: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is missus Lebov calling again from
Speaker 7: Milwaukee Hawk because I actually used to work at a
Speaker 7: very famous gas station here in the Midwest for about
Speaker 7: cold years, and I would say about seventy five eighty
Speaker 7: percent of the people that came in were men. I
Speaker 7: don't know if it's just kind of like a dirty
Speaker 7: boy thing to pump gas, but I know usually it
Speaker 7: was the men that would always come in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because of the name Come and Go. That was
Speaker 4: the name of it. She didn't say I said it
Speaker 4: was the name. She thought it definitely was, or unless
Speaker 4: it was sheets or BUCkies. I don't know anyway.
Speaker 7: All right, I will say I did work there for
Speaker 7: a very long time, and I clearly ever pumped my
Speaker 7: own gas. I will say I would just wait for
Speaker 7: my husband to take the car then exampilate with me.
Speaker 7: I got crapped for it every single time.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 7: It just wasn't my thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well from one more from her and that's the
Speaker 4: last one.
Speaker 7: Also, not that it matters, but my name isn't really
Speaker 7: miss said Lablah. I'm just wildly obsessed with that man,
Speaker 7: are you really?
Speaker 4: Oh, she's in.
Speaker 41: She likes to shia all right, all right, the bof
Speaker 41: all right, Shia Labief, we have labouf RB's we have
Speaker 41: thank you for your submissions, and you're.
Speaker 4: Oh, you gotta say, what's the last one and your emissions.
Speaker 4: You gotta like say, now, the last one, the final one.
Speaker 4: I said it. I said it was the last one.
Speaker 4: I said it. All right, Okay, we'll see you soon.
Speaker 4: I'm the Brooking Boys, and I'll tell you what happened
Speaker 4: to the Jets game. Oh yeah, other than the fact
Speaker 4: that they.
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