1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:09,040 Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're going to read 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: this one right here, right now. Buckle up, hold on tight, 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,319 Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter. 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject. I think I'm playing with fire. 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,279 Speaker 1: Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm an older single man and I'm 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: very nice looking, not your typical old cornball pops type. 11 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 1: Dating is hard for me because most women my age 12 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: have let themselves go and look natronly. I love online 13 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 1: dating sites and I have a great time meeting and 14 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: hooking up with various women. Recently, a thirty year old 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 1: bombshell sent me a message to say that she was 16 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: looking for a little financial help in exchange for some 17 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: confidential fun. So we have met up for lip service 18 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: a few times, and that's it. We've never gone all 19 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: the way. I give her a little extra money for 20 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: bills and you know, to get her hair done and 21 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: her nails done, and she's happy but here's my problem. 22 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: She asked me to do her a big favor, and 23 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: I agree to it. She told me that her mom 24 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: is single, gorgeous and a lot of fun, but she 25 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,759 Speaker 1: has trouble meeting good men. She asked me to escort 26 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: her her mom to a galup as her date. She 27 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: told her mom that I am her co worker's dad, 28 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 1: and she showed her a picture of me. She showed 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: me a picture of her mom too. I took her 30 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: mom to the galup and we had a great time, talking, laughing, 31 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: and dancing. We are the same age and we have 32 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: a lot in common. After the galup, she invited me 33 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: in for a nightcap. We had been drinking wine all night, 34 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: so one thing led to another and I ended up 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: spending the night with her. I must say that we're 36 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: compatible in the bedroom too. I think I want to 37 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: keep seeing this woman, but I don't want to mess 38 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: it up with what I have with her daughter. They 39 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: can give me two different and very pleasurable experiences. Besides, 40 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: the daughter is only in it for the money. What 41 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: do you think Can I get away with it? Or 42 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: am I playing with fire? Please help now. I don't 43 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 1: think you're gonna be able to get away with this one. 44 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: They they're mother and daughter. You know they're gonna talk. 45 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you're playing with fire if you're not honest, 46 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: and if you get greedy, which is what you're doing, 47 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: what are you doing? You're you're being greedy now. I mean, 48 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: you know, I'm the only one really who's gonna be 49 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: mad in this whole thing, I think is the daughter, 50 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: because like you say, she's only in it for the money, 51 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: and if you stop the money, then she probably will 52 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: be mad. So in this case, I think it's okay. 53 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: I think you need to be honest, open, and honest 54 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: with the daughter. You said you haven't slept with the daughter. 55 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,239 Speaker 1: You you guys have had lip service, met up for 56 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: lip service or so I'm assuming you've kissed the daughter 57 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: and that's all. So that should make it a little 58 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: easier because you guys haven't gone all the way. I say. 59 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: In this particular case, life is short. I think this 60 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,359 Speaker 1: situation is different because you guys are the same age. 61 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 1: You're very compatible. As you say, you have a lot 62 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: in common, you enjoy each other's company, you're compatible in 63 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: the bedroom. You do want to keep seeing her. But 64 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: then here's the greedy part. When you say you don't 65 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: want to mess it up, mess up what you have 66 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: with the daughter? What do you have with the daughter? 67 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: You're the daughter, sugar daddy. All right, you're the daughter, 68 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: sugar daddy. That's what you are. You didn't say how 69 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: old you are, but the daughter's thirty, so I'm assuming 70 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: you're in your fifties or sixties here. So you know, 71 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: if you're going to be open and honest and not greedy, 72 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: this situation can work if the mom agrees to it. 73 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: If not, you think you can have your cake and 74 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: eat it too, it's not gonna work, and it's gonna 75 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: backfire and you won't have either of them. Steve, Wow, man, 76 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: and this is a tough one. H dude. Let me 77 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: just start at this. I think I'm playing with five. Well, 78 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: what the hell you think it for? Cause y'all ask no, 79 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 1: I ain't no. I think you're grown man. You're a 80 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: oldest single man. I'm very nice looking, not your typical 81 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: old cornball pop type. Okay, nah, you know, ask an opinion. 82 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: That's just an opinion, you know. Ain't ain't nothing in 83 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: this letter. After you said you was nice looking, they 84 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: ain't come up no more. The daughter ain't said, oh 85 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 1: my god, he find the MoMA ain't said, oh my god, 86 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: you find it. Ain't come up no more dog. Well, 87 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: but you know I don't like me and talking about 88 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: how nice they look. I just don't like that. I notice. 89 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: You know, I'm a good strong man. I'm a good 90 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: strong but you'na beat that. I'm talking about nice looking 91 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: about to give a damn. I don't like dudes like that. 92 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: And you know dating is hard for me because most 93 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: women my age had let himself go and look matronly matronly? 94 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: What is that? Like a like a nun? Well, yeah, 95 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: like an older woman. Maybe you know what is matron 96 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: put on a couple of pounds. But what do matronly mean? Somebody, Okay, 97 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: somebody give me the definition of Webster definition of matronly 98 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: so I can get into this what I need? You know, 99 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: like your mother, not your girlfriend. I love online dating sites. 100 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: I've had great time meeting hooking up with various women. 101 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: Then there's thirty year old bombshell sent you a message 102 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: and say she was looking for a little financial help 103 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: in exchange for some confidential fund. What okay, I'm the man, Wait, 104 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: Steve matronly and confidential fund. The definition of matronly says 105 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 1: having the attributes of a matron. See what the teacher 106 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: told me in school with you can't define a word 107 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 1: with the word exactly exactly. But now you're dating the 108 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: only women that look maturely. And now you've met these 109 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: young girls. She want to do some financial help in 110 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: exchange for some confidential fun. So we'd have met him 111 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: for lip service a few times. And nessy, so y'all kissing, 112 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 1: y'all kissing? Now we ain't never going all the way. 113 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 1: I'll give her extra money for bills to get her 114 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,719 Speaker 1: hand and nails done, and she is happy for kissing. 115 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:39,559 Speaker 1: You're paying bills for kissing. I'm all right. Hang on, Steve, 116 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: hang on, Why are you mad at him? We are 117 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: paying bills for kissing. All right, Look, I'm telling you 118 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 1: right now. We'll have part two of Steve's response coming 119 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,719 Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour, right after this. 120 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap 121 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,160 Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letters. Subjec I think I'm playing with fire. 122 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: All right, we're back. We're playing with fire now, that's 123 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,919 Speaker 1: what this letter is. Because I have a couple of clarifications. 124 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: I got on the break. Now, this nice looking man 125 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: who just nice looking just to his damn self, didn't 126 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: met this woman online. That's a thirty year old bombshell. 127 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: They didn't got to talk. And now what he normally 128 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: meet women his own age who are matronly. Now. Matronly, 129 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: according to the dictionary, is relating to all characteristics of 130 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: a state or conservative, conservatively dressed, older married woman, especially 131 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: one with a somewhat heavy build. Yeah, she looks matronly 132 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: in a putty colored tweet two piece. Okay, that's no, 133 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: that's the definition of matron Let me give you another 134 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:03,960 Speaker 1: one too, Steve, a fe male animal kept for breeding. WHOA, Okay, 135 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: that's it's a little too harsh. Sure I can't that. Well, 136 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,520 Speaker 1: sure we don't want that that. We're just doing jokes 137 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: right now. Well, uh, I hooked up with very when 138 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: recently she met the thirty old bombshell sent me up 139 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: message says she was looking for a little financial help 140 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: in exchange for some confidential fun. So we've met up 141 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: for lip service a few times, and that's it. We've 142 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: never gone all the way. Now, I was thinking lip 143 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: service is just kissing me too. Well, on the brake. 144 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: I've been enlightened. Lip service it's something else. Oh, it's 145 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: when the two people provide pleasure with their lips. So 146 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:57,080 Speaker 1: they met up for lip service. This is more than kissing. 147 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: Now they're providing pleasure for one another with their lips. 148 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: What this is? Oh? That changes? But she said, and 149 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 1: he said it just a few times, and that's it. 150 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: We've never gone all the way. I give a little 151 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,359 Speaker 1: extra money for bill. Now understand the bill paying Now, 152 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 1: now first you did. Yeah, at first I thought y'all 153 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,400 Speaker 1: was just kissing. You can't get bill money for kissing. 154 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: But for that, yeah, you get car, you get a card, now, 155 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:35,600 Speaker 1: caught up grocer groceries here, real what you need your 156 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 1: insurance policy? Laughs, But we get that right back for you. Wow, 157 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 1: Rick got you kids? School closed? Yeah? Okay, so now anyway, 158 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: well anyway, but here's the problem. She asked me to 159 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: do her big favor, and I agreed to do it. 160 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 1: She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and 161 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: a lot of fun, but she has trouble meeting good men. 162 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 1: So she asked me to escort her mom to a 163 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 1: gay that's her date, she told me. Told her mamma 164 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,240 Speaker 1: that I'm her co worker's dad, and she showed her 165 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,199 Speaker 1: a picture of me. She showed me a picture mom too. 166 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 1: I took a mom to the gala. We had a 167 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,959 Speaker 1: good time talking. They would live service and they were 168 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:20,960 Speaker 1: just talking, laughing down ha ha ha and dancing then laughing. 169 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,560 Speaker 1: And they the same age, and they got a lot 170 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,440 Speaker 1: in common. Well, after the gala was off, she invited 171 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 1: me in for a nightcap. They drinking. Now y'all been 172 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:37,199 Speaker 1: drinking wine all night? What the nightcap? Fall to cap 173 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:41,720 Speaker 1: off to night? So now y'all in there capping off nights. 174 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,559 Speaker 1: And one thing led to another. This is my favorite party, Strawbay. 175 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: Let us hide, they always say. So one thing led 176 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:51,000 Speaker 1: to another. I ended up spending night with him. So 177 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: now you have slept with the mama. Now I must 178 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: say that we're compatible. We're compatible in the bedroom too. 179 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: I think I want to keep seeing this woman, but 180 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: I don't want to mess up what I have with 181 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 1: her daughter, cause they can give me two very different 182 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,200 Speaker 1: and pleasurable experiences. Boy, look at here. Besides, the daughter 183 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: is only in it for money. What do you think 184 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,160 Speaker 1: can I get away with it? On my playing with fire? 185 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,080 Speaker 1: Please help well? Dog not if we understand what's really 186 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 1: going on. You having one type of sex with the 187 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,600 Speaker 1: daughter and you're having all the way sex with the mama. 188 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,280 Speaker 1: The daughter just in it for money, but you happen 189 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,679 Speaker 1: to think that the mama is fly. She more your 190 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: You may could have found someone, but the problem here is, Dog, 191 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: you ain't found nothing. Because see, dog, you really an 192 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: old player and you like playing because even in your 193 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,960 Speaker 1: letter you said I have a great time meeting and 194 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:56,520 Speaker 1: hooking up with various women online. So now you got 195 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 1: these two women here. One of 'em does something for 196 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 1: you physically and don't go all the way, and the 197 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,079 Speaker 1: other one go all the way. But you like the mamma, 198 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,559 Speaker 1: but you don't want to mess up what you have 199 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: with the daughter cause she's just in it for money. Well, 200 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:19,439 Speaker 1: here's what I could tell you. Stay with the mama causton. 201 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 1: The mama is cheaper, that's why, and the mama broke 202 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 1: it all the way off for free. It's a little one. See, 203 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,839 Speaker 1: ain't no need of you, Dog, Let me explain something. 204 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 1: It's well, I'm just on the real You cannot make 205 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:46,680 Speaker 1: this work. Talk, It cannot work. But because dog, it 206 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,360 Speaker 1: can't work, tummy, let let me come back and tell 207 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 1: you why I can't work. I got something to ask 208 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: if you're man, come back all right? Uh. You gotta 209 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and 210 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 1: Facebook at Steve Harvey fl and please check out the 211 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty 212 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,679 Speaker 1: six after the hour. Steve's got a little more on 213 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:10,559 Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter that he's going to impart to us, 214 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,520 Speaker 1: subject I think I'm playing with fire. We'll be right 215 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,719 Speaker 1: back at forty six after the hour. Right after this, 216 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, 217 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,800 Speaker 1: you wanted to finish the Strawberry Letter subject I Think 218 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,199 Speaker 1: I'm playing with fire. About this older guy and this 219 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,680 Speaker 1: man lot loves online dating. He's an old player. He 220 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: got this girl he met online. Thirty year old Bombshell 221 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,079 Speaker 1: said they could have some confidential fun. He didn't got 222 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,360 Speaker 1: together with the girl and they provide each other with 223 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 1: lip service, mean that they haven't h different, just sex 224 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 1: and sold in, she asked him, and he been giving 225 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: her money and stuff for it. It's been going real well. 226 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,280 Speaker 1: Then she asked him to do her a favor, take 227 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,880 Speaker 1: her mama to a gala. He showed him a picture 228 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 1: of the mama. She liked. Mama showed the mama picture 229 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,680 Speaker 1: of her, said this one of her co workers. Daddy's uh, 230 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 1: she know you all, and so you said, yeah, met 231 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 1: the mama. She find y'all went out, had a good time, 232 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,679 Speaker 1: got to drink, and she invite you in for a drink. 233 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: You end up spending the night with the mama, and 234 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,120 Speaker 1: you enjoy the mama. You really like the mamma. Y'all 235 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,200 Speaker 1: compatible in bed, and y'all got a lot in common. 236 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: You laughing and stuff. Now you trying to figure out 237 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 1: cause you've been breaking off this money to this young 238 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 1: girl who's providing you with this lip service, and you 239 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: providing her with lip service. Y'all just don't go all 240 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: the way that Now you wanna know if you can 241 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,760 Speaker 1: make both of 'em work. Dog, this ain't gonna work. 242 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:39,360 Speaker 1: Women always know, they know. Dog, they gonna find out. Now, 243 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 1: what's your question to him? If I'm the dude, I 244 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 1: didn't invest it way too much in this first girl. 245 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,040 Speaker 1: I got stock in there. Now, you know see what 246 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 1: I'm saying. I got to get broke off for I leave. 247 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: At least it's too I just I spend too much money. 248 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: I spend way too much money. Man. Yeah, we we 249 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 1: with this, this whole, this halfway thing we're doing. We 250 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,880 Speaker 1: got to finish this off for I get over here 251 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: to mama. WHOA don't you think whoa? I almost said 252 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 1: when he said he wanted to ask a question. See, 253 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: this is why it won't work, because men have stupid 254 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: logics when it comes to the way they think about 255 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: set this. Some dumb ass logics. Did not just tell 256 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:30,520 Speaker 1: you that they gonna find out money has been invested. 257 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 1: Why y'all always looking at each other like that that 258 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 1: don't come out? All you can do. The only chance 259 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: you got is to tell how you really met the daughter, 260 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 1: be honest. But that's if you wanted to keep the mama. 261 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: Your problem. Ain't you trying to keep the mama. Your 262 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,000 Speaker 1: problem is you trying to keep them both. And if 263 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 1: you try to keep them both, it's gonna end miserably 264 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: for you. But if you just try to keep the mama, 265 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 1: you'd have to give up something, and you ain't willing 266 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 1: to do that because you enjoy online dating. You said that, 267 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,480 Speaker 1: and you don't want to have nobody. You ain't looking 268 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 1: for nobody. You enjoy online dating. You meet various women's so, dog, 269 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 1: that's what you are, So just tell them that's what 270 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 1: you are, and going about your business because you try 271 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: to keep both of 'em, you're gonna get busted and 272 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:27,200 Speaker 1: they're gonna probably kill you. 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