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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the bonus episode of the Give

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Speaker 1: Them All Up Podcast. Because there were so many people

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Speaker 1: that wrote in about their Christmas beauting, I thought we

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Speaker 1: gotta go into a bonus because they're actually really funny.

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Speaker 1: And I think they're funny because I've created like the

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Speaker 1: scenario in my mind. Yeah, kind of like the uncle

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Speaker 1: who threw the full turkey at the tree.

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Speaker 2: You know, I hope there weren't glass ornaments on it.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. They're all shattering.

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Speaker 3: I would be worried about being fed to clean up

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Speaker 3: the mess, like.

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Speaker 4: I feel like that.

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Speaker 1: I would be watching Christmas Vacation and the grandpa lights

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Speaker 1: his cigar and blows up the whole tree. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the little lights aren't twinkling. He worked really hard, Grandma

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Speaker 1: or Grandpa washing.

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Speaker 5: Machine, you guys know, verbatim every you know, Dad knew

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Speaker 5: the entire Chevy Chase rant he did where he's like, Hellelujah, holy.

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Speaker 6: Ship, where's the sounds like you.

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Speaker 3: Like he could do it.

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Speaker 1: Verb brainless, dickless headed like he knew the whole rant.

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Speaker 4: I think that's because how he felt.

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Speaker 6: And you know, Chevy, you know that was ab lipped.

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Speaker 3: It had to you can't.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't read that, and then go, okay, let

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Speaker 7: me re say it like you just gotta go.

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Speaker 1: You just have to like go for it and make incredible.

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Speaker 1: I mean still to this day it's the greatest Christmas movie.

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Speaker 4: Of all time.

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Speaker 3: Oh it is, for sure in my opinion.

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Speaker 1: In my opinion as well. But as we've learned, my

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Speaker 1: opinions are facts, so are my feelings.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, just kidding you guys, really not. But I

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Speaker 4: have learned that when I am the wrong.

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Speaker 1: Like the other day, you guys told me and I

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Speaker 1: it was in Hawaii, and I was like losing it,

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Speaker 1: and you guys told me that I was being not

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Speaker 1: very nice, and I said, you just need to take

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Speaker 1: it and you go to know, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I know that how I'm feeling. It's not I know,

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Speaker 1: it's my fault. I know I'm incorrect, but you just

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Speaker 1: have to take it.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was about the keys, the dumb keys, I know,

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Speaker 2: and you were so worried.

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Speaker 3: Well with the tsunami comes, It's like I promise you that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we spent all of our Hawaiian vacation watching tsunami

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Speaker 1: movies and documentaries. So yes, I was very concerned, and

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Speaker 1: I said to you, guys, the key is not in

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Speaker 1: the basket. And I've told you multiple times that should

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Speaker 1: we hear the tsunami alarm, the keys need to be

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Speaker 1: there so that we can implement the plan that we so.

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Speaker 4: Carefully thought out.

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Speaker 1: I grab Sosa, Lisa is in charge of getting Ocean

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Speaker 1: into the car.

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Speaker 4: No one needs to be buckled in.

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Speaker 1: Easton can grab the keys, and we're off to the races,

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Speaker 1: getting up to uh, the mountain of where food Land is.

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Speaker 1: And I go to get the keys and they're not there.

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Speaker 1: Should if there would have been warning they were in

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Speaker 4: But it doesn't matter. We would have spent hours trying

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Speaker 4: to find them, hours.

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Speaker 7: Trying to find them. We're lucky we weren't spending hours

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Speaker 7: trying to find the car. Scoot scoot gone, car gone.

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Speaker 7: Holy shit, we would have been fucked.

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Speaker 3: Your hair looks fine, No it doesn't.

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Speaker 4: I can see all these like little hair.

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Speaker 3: And days get hard. It is what it is, life.

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Speaker 4: Life's I didn't even think about it being stolen.

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Speaker 3: Oh that was my first thing.

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Speaker 7: When you were like they were in the car, I

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Speaker 7: was like, I'm not even gonna say anything, but thank god,

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Speaker 7: the car was there because they could have.

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Speaker 3: Jumped the fence.

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Speaker 4: The car.

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Speaker 3: A car is a car, and I'm going to tell

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Speaker 3: you those cars.

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Speaker 1: We're not looking for lambows on the They want the scooters.

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Speaker 3: And whatever car my little Pronto, they'll steal the Chrysler.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of the Pronto, I think you've come up with

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Speaker 2: a grand idea. You buy another one when we go

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Speaker 2: the next time, and then.

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Speaker 3: Every year.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a genius idea.

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Speaker 1: And what what I have learned is it doesn't need

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Speaker 1: to be Christmas to have an epic feud. If you

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Speaker 6: But it's always about keys. Where are the keys?

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Speaker 3: No, our feuds aren't like personal attacks. That's why there's

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Speaker 4: But the ones that people wrote in are definitely intense.

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Speaker 3: Should we start, Yes, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: I'm just confused how so many people are down to

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Speaker 3: They're watching a lot of housewives.

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Speaker 4: Do you think I think.

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Speaker 1: There's there's I think there's alcohol consumed during this time

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Speaker 1: of I think you're right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think a lot of egg down the hatch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Oh Dad loved.

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Speaker 4: You Spike his no who knows, No, don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 6: I wasn't a big drinker then.

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Speaker 7: Oh guess why he never spiked it because he'd always

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Speaker 3: To push the eggnog with a bit of sprite. Oh

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Speaker 3: you remember that. Yeah, you try that, and I try

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Speaker 3: it was I mean it was good. I think I'd

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Speaker 3: like it more now than when I was eighteen. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: doing that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And he also was very into during Christmas time,

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Speaker 1: he started drinking red wine with a little coke in it,

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Speaker 1: not cocaine, Coca cola. Yeah, you're right. That was a

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Speaker 1: weird thing that he started doing.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 6: Somebody introduced him to it and he loved it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's probably the Mormon version of like,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like having a dirty soda, having.

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Speaker 2: Dirty because you don't put a good burlow in with

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Speaker 1: I know my dad well, And he could have been

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Speaker 1: a billionaire or a no air at all, and he

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Speaker 4: He was a big fan of the saving money.

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Speaker 1: I would send him out to get like cold medicine,

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Speaker 1: and he would always come back with this store with

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Speaker 1: why didn't you get me nay quill?

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Speaker 4: And He's like, well there's look at the ingredients. It's

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Speaker 2: And I'm alright, Well, he's the one that wants you

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Speaker 4: He's the one that toilet paper.

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Speaker 7: I do that, but the knockoff medications like America's bad.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 4: Who knows, but you don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm the Kroger brand because it's great. I can't go,

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you my pet Peeve in Hawaii tell

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Speaker 2: us the one play toilet paper.

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Speaker 4: It's my whole entire bottom half is tore up.

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Speaker 2: And I send Eastern to the store to get two

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Speaker 2: play too far?

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Speaker 3: What did you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any No, Hawaii is a big fan

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Speaker 1: of the Scott toilet paper I went to get.

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Speaker 3: I could have got Sharman. I could have got Sharman.

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Speaker 4: Why didn't you?

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Speaker 7: I've gotten charmed sixteen fucking rolls for two days.

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Speaker 3: No, we should have got it. The first table went.

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Speaker 7: I just bought the four because they didn't have any

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Speaker 7: on Saturday and it's Thursday. I don't care that much

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Speaker 6: Thought they only had one ply on the island.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here we are sitting all over.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, but they didn't.

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Speaker 3: I mean they had one box, that was it.

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Speaker 7: So whoever is there, it's like COVID for them, they're

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Speaker 7: still buying up the toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: You can't even make an excuse because even in Palm Springs,

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Speaker 1: I sent you out to get toilet paper and you

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Speaker 1: got one ply.

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Speaker 4: And I could not believe.

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Speaker 2: Scot is the best. So guess what he has all

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Speaker 2: the Scott in his bathroom and he can enjoy.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if Scott will sponsor the podcast.

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Speaker 6: Now we're.

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Speaker 4: No, but it reminded me of like going to.

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Speaker 3: School, you know, or to the airport.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's the worst. This this person said.

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Speaker 1: The family feud usually has to do it is what

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Speaker 1: especially hard when you have divorced parents.

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Speaker 4: That would be really hard. Here's what I.

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Speaker 3: Think, Brandon or brother.

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Speaker 1: He did, yes, but imagine this, It's like four Christmases

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Speaker 1: because you've got you're now married, and if both sides

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Speaker 4: To me, I kind of like that kind of day.

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Speaker 1: Like I always loved going to Grandma's house over Mimi's house.

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Speaker 1: Don't be offended them and it has nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with mem Okay, well here we go, because my mom's

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Speaker 1: at Memi and Bob's. It was like fine china, crystal ware,

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Speaker 6: Up eating at nine o'clock at night.

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Speaker 1: It was very intense for children, especially Grandma's house. We

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Speaker 1: It was just as a kid, I enjoyed going there

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was a nice balance.

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Speaker 7: I just hated getting home to play with all of

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Speaker 3: Fuck, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I fought with my mom because she refused to acknowledge

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Speaker 1: my step kids at Christmas.

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Speaker 6: What a bitch.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I don't mean to call you, but what

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Speaker 4: a bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I've had step kids at one

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Speaker 1: point in time, and I think I would also be

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Speaker 1: furious if my mother chose to just not acknowledge their presence.

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Speaker 1: It's like their children, they literally have no say in

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, you're sleeping and she wanted to sleep over every

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Speaker 4: Are you talking about.

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Speaker 3: You were sleeping with righte fry.

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Speaker 4: You were a great bonus.

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Speaker 1: I know we still see them all the time. You

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Speaker 1: were You were a fabulous bonus grandma. And that's like,

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Speaker 1: that's one thing that that is is step children because

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Speaker 4: They the grandma thing. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: But becoming a step mom, you look at the way

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Speaker 1: your partner looks at the children and you think, wow,

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Speaker 1: this other woman.

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Speaker 4: Gave him these kids that he will.

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Speaker 1: Never love anything more than that, right, And when you

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Speaker 1: mean he loves the ex wife. No, he just loves

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Speaker 7: I was, hey, I I there is such thing as

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Speaker 1: My sister showed my boss her boobs. Haven't talked to

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Speaker 1: And why were they like having a little did they go,

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Speaker 1: Like, Clark, you've been a very good boy and I'm

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Speaker 3: So here are my headlights, so you get to.

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Speaker 6: Talk to your sister.

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Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, don't you?

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Speaker 6: And I wondered maybe she had just gotten a new

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Speaker 4: When you get a new boob job, you do want

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Speaker 1: Oh that night my uncle also passed out, and to

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Speaker 4: Can I'll tell you what I was reminding me of.

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Speaker 3: A picture the neighbors that you went to after a call.

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Speaker 3: I picture. I don't want to say his name, but

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Speaker 1: The place I'm picturing him, and then the little kid

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Speaker 1: oranges even better. But in my mind it's four Christmases

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Speaker 4: These are so funny?

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Speaker 6: Can I tell you?

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Speaker 2: Always tell I would have my mom's and dad's side

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Speaker 4: He's getting schnockered.

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Speaker 6: They don't have I still had to put Sanna gifts

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Speaker 1: Out little self awareness, so rude, you know, class I'd.

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Speaker 2: Used them, That's what I would have done. And I

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, you should have done things differently.

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Speaker 7: Well that, but dishes. When people are doing dishes, that's

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Speaker 3: You should have started building and then done the dishes,

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Speaker 3: If I saw you putting together gifts, don't give you

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Speaker 2: And then I had another time where Dad had some

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Speaker 4: And it was getting schnockered three o'clock.

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Speaker 2: In the morning, I swear to you, and you were

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Speaker 7: I don't know why you're bitching about that, like she's

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Speaker 3: But I remember about that.

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Speaker 6: No, I was getting up.

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Speaker 3: No, the day was no.

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Speaker 4: I mean Sosa right now. She she's up.

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Speaker 6: You know what.

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Speaker 4: Let's take this moment to say things.

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Speaker 1: Thank you putting on such a fantastic Christmas time for us.

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Speaker 3: You really did come. Loved Christmas.

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Speaker 7: I had sit on the stairs with the French doors closed, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Could get my video camera house so I could film

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was great. It was very and I love decorating.

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Speaker 1: Not only like of course, the gifts were really fun

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Speaker 1: I always thought Santa Claus was real because I thought,

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Speaker 3: That's the one thing, like the feeling of it.

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Speaker 7: You every Christmas I can remember, thus waking them up,

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Speaker 7: you for you need some praise on this too, because

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Speaker 3: So very good on you. I don't think you get

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Speaker 7: But yeah, like walking through the two French doors as

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Speaker 7: One point of walking through, I forget everything because everything

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Speaker 1: I think that's what's I think it's really important to also,

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Speaker 4: I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.

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Speaker 1: But for me, it was the feeling of Christmas time

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Speaker 4: Why, right, Because the other thing feeling.

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Speaker 7: Elmer like that is the other thing I could. I

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Speaker 7: it was just like, I mean, I got amazing things,

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Speaker 3: More excited because of just the experience of where.

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Speaker 4: Do you keep elmer?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And that is the fun thing. It was more the gifts,

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Speaker 3: giving them is the meaningful thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my favorite thing was when we would go

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Speaker 6: We'd have dinner downtown.

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Speaker 3: It was so much fun, the little Grand America.

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Speaker 2: We'd go to Grand America, we'd go to the Maria,

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Speaker 2: we'd go to Olive Garden.

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Speaker 6: Think about it.

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Speaker 2: We did so many different things, but we'd always go

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Speaker 4: It was so it was so fun and so cute.

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Speaker 6: And that's what got us into the Christmas spirit too.

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Speaker 3: Well. I remember also doing that, and then me.

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Speaker 7: Zach and Bart and Dad still would walk over to

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Speaker 7: the Grand America in that bar. I can't remember that

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Speaker 7: little bar, but that was so Christmas like Christmasy to

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Speaker 7: me because you're walking down that hall, two big trees

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Speaker 7: and then you just go in and there's garlands everywhere.

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Speaker 3: It just like it was so fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and remember we would also stay downtown overnight. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: during December.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just.

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Speaker 1: Little things that that stick with me that I want

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Speaker 1: to do for so in ocean. Back to feuds and

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Speaker 4: I love this.

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Speaker 1: I slept with my brother's friend at my parents' house

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Speaker 1: while we had a party.

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Speaker 4: I love how just.

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Speaker 1: Nonchal she wrote this, does know? I mean you should

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Speaker 1: probably let me know, babe, because.

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Speaker 3: We posted this started.

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Speaker 7: Because if your brother doesn't know, you're about to a friendship.

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Speaker 7: Because I couldn't look at my buddy and be like,

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Speaker 7: you fucked my sister.

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Speaker 1: My guy, you're either, I'd be so weird it now.

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Speaker 1: I remember when she I think it was Katie after

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Speaker 1: my dad's wake. Katie was like, yeah, she was sitting

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Speaker 1: on your brother's lap and flirting with him, and I

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Speaker 1: about had her head on a platter.

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Speaker 3: No, I think she's just I know she should have

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Speaker 3: I love I do too.

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Speaker 1: She knows my security blanket. I texted her that this morning.

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Speaker 1: I was like, by the way, I love you, thank

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Speaker 1: you for taking care of me in the group chat.

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Speaker 1: She knows group chat's overwhelmed me, so she let the

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Speaker 1: group know.

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Speaker 6: No, She's this sweet and I love her mother.

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Speaker 4: She's my last whole family mom.

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Speaker 7: She's my best friend right the only Yeah, Ron and

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Speaker 7: Brock brought Now the whole Fami is part of the POSA.

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Speaker 3: There's a special place in my heart for Ron. He's

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Speaker 3: just like Dad. That's the exact thing.

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Speaker 7: Like he was just talking when we were there, and

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Speaker 7: I was like, I'm fucking talking with my dad right now.

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Speaker 3: This is wild.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: I love Ron. I love that whole family owners to.

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Speaker 1: My cousin punched me in the face for accidentally opening

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Speaker 1: her gift when I was ten.

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Speaker 3: How old was she?

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming ten, Yeah, because I'm assuming they were both ten.

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Speaker 6: She was probably twenty one punching her little sister. That

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Speaker 6: was fucking my gift.

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Speaker 3: I see you doing.

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Speaker 1: My family does monopoly every year, and if someone isn't crying,

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Speaker 1: we don't play. That's no one's crying and having a meltdown.

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Speaker 4: No monopoly for any of you.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing funnier than kids sobbing and losing their shit

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Speaker 1: on Christmas. This one's a long one, so I saved

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Speaker 1: it for last. Five years ago, my grandma's dementia was

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Speaker 1: starting to get whole line.

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Speaker 3: It may be sad.

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Speaker 6: Oh I had one of those two.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this one's sentimental, all right, that's not five years ago.

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Speaker 1: My grandma's dementia was starting to get worse. She couldn't

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Speaker 1: recognize new faces, but remembered who we were, just not

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Speaker 1: how we were related. All evening she was obsessively checking

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Speaker 1: out my boyfriend and asking everyone repeatedly who was that

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Speaker 1: hung December twenty fifth is also my boyfriend's birthday. While

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Speaker 1: singing Happy Birthday, Grandma couldn't contain it anymore and ran up,

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Speaker 1: hopped on his lap, grabbed his face, and planted a huge,

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Speaker 1: semi lengthy, wet kiss that was long enough for it

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Speaker 1: to feel uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: Right on his lips.

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Speaker 1: It's one of my Grammy. It's one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: memories of her. My boyfriends maybe not so much.

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Speaker 6: Lol.

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Speaker 4: He said he has.

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Speaker 3: Therapy, has therapy, and.

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Speaker 1: He said she you had for sure licked her lips

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Speaker 1: several times beforehand. Grandma was a great time all the

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Speaker 1: way to the end, even tearing through the old folks

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Speaker 1: home she lived in. Very christmast While I'm fam hope

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Speaker 1: no one's grandma gives any of you a wet kiss

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Speaker 1: on the lips. It's reminding me of Christmas vacation. The Grandma,

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Speaker 1: She's like, what do you want to say?

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Speaker 4: Grace great, she died thirty years ago. And then she's

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Speaker 4: like great that.

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Speaker 1: She starts fa, I love that show it.

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Speaker 4: No, that's her grandma. Couldn't you imagine that woman being like,

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Speaker 4: who's that hunk?

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Speaker 3: With her little brain.

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Speaker 4: As she packed up her fucking cat as a gift

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Speaker 4: and just.

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Speaker 3: Licking her lips. I can picture at least she didn't tongue.

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Speaker 4: That was a great one to end on.

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Speaker 1: That was I can picture it all, and everyone, you

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Speaker 1: guys gave me tremendous laughs. I actually now encourage. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait for next. You just say who was punched

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Speaker 1: in the face? Whose grandma showed the boyfriend or pussy?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck is next.

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Speaker 6: I can't.

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Speaker 4: My mom is acting like she's clutching her pearls.

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Speaker 3: I don't talk to this all of my stuff.

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Speaker 4: Calm down? Is if I don't talk this way?

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Speaker 6: She's like, oh, Chris Bush, it's Chris Brush.

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Speaker 3: No, it's New Yek.

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Speaker 4: But Christmas is coming gone bet ye you guys, I

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Speaker 4: love you.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to another episode of the Give Them

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Speaker 1: Lap Podcast.

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Speaker 4: We'll catch you next week. Bye bye,