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Speaker 1: Karen thought I was a teen mom, so she called

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Speaker 1: me a slute. But jokes on her. I call the police.

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Speaker 1: That's Rice getting the boys in blue on your age.

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Speaker 2: Hey, and then I'm gonna make you black and blue

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Speaker 2: beat you up. That's right, you ass. Put it into

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Speaker 2: the grass, bury it, get into a fly fast. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna die so fast you're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna have all those regrets. Oh stupid, Hey, Karen, what

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Speaker 3: the fuck are you wearing? Why the fuck you always staring?

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Speaker 1: I hate you?

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Speaker 3: And you called me a slute? Hey, bitch you Karen,

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Speaker 3: you can taste my boot. I'm gonna to stop your

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Speaker 3: head right into the earth. Then I'll put you in

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Speaker 3: a hearse. You don't want another verse, let me put

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Speaker 3: it in a verse over your head to your dead

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Speaker 3: in the ground, pounds your grave to the dirt.

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Speaker 1: Much is worse? There we go. That is fucking fire.

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Speaker 1: We're getting there.

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Speaker 2: It's all wet now, all right, wow, this is really yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sling on that now, slave slavin. Wow, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: There's about a ten and a half year age gap

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Speaker 2: between me and my little sister. When I was a teen,

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Speaker 2: I often used to take her to the local park

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Speaker 2: to get my break to give her some time to

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Speaker 2: do some housework, et cetera, et cetera.

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Speaker 1: Mama deserves a breaking.

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Speaker 2: It all sit down with a bottle of wine, a

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Speaker 2: little bubble bath action.

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Speaker 1: You know how it is? You know what it is,

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Speaker 1: you don't you know all the moms can do. Let

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Speaker 1: the mommy milkers out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, fire off for that bubble butt bomb.

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Speaker 1: You know your mom got that booty swiggetty swooty. All right.

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Speaker 1: At the time this story happened, I was fifteen. Mm.

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Speaker 2: It was Wimbledon season. I have no idea what that means.

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Speaker 2: All right, it was Wimbledon season. Let me drink my

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Speaker 2: spot of tea. Me all our UK fans are gonna

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Speaker 2: getta get that. I have UK friends, you know. And

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Speaker 2: uh and I'm American, so sore I one one. At

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Speaker 2: one time America was England.

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Speaker 1: We're like fuck that. So basically you're just hating on

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Speaker 1: yourself idiots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Tommy, America is like the cooler, cooler brother definitely

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Speaker 2: of the UK.

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Speaker 3: The UK is Carlton and we're will Will Smith. That's

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Speaker 3: a very active description. Yeah it is, it is.

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Speaker 2: You got it spot on on on, good good CHERI Goodmorrow.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Govnor how's the queen? Chips and chips? Isn't it?

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Speaker 2: You want to go see the footy? I don't even

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Speaker 2: know if the football football football you want to see

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Speaker 2: or foot is maybe Australian? Do you see the football?

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Speaker 1: Football? You want to eat some some briskit? I put

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Speaker 1: it in my my misarranged teeth. Have you seen have

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Speaker 1: you seen the Queen lately? I did, and she was

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Speaker 1: looking quite fine.

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Speaker 2: Let's just say those cheeks clapped and the little queen

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Speaker 2: royally clapped.

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Speaker 1: Royally clapped by a good chopping.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, it was Wimbledon season, whatever the that means, so

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Speaker 2: my mom asked me to take my sister to the

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Speaker 2: park for a few hours so she could watch it

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Speaker 2: in peace. I'm assuming Wimbledon is the good old football

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Speaker 2: or soccer as s Yanks call.

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Speaker 3: It that, or maybe it's the the yeah or or or.

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Speaker 1: Is it tennis? What's Wimbledon? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It's tennis and okay, tennis, sorry sorry, England.

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Speaker 1: Wimbled in season?

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Speaker 2: More like when will you be done fucking watching that

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Speaker 2: dumb sport?

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Speaker 1: When will you see these nuts?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: No, that's it? Okay, Well we're going to.

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Speaker 2: Get to some classic English She gave me some money

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Speaker 2: so we could get some.

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Speaker 1: Fish and chips in town and some ice cream at

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Speaker 1: the park. There was usually an ice cream van there,

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Speaker 1: so we got some fish and chips, Fish and chips.

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Speaker 2: I went to the beach for a bit to buy

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Speaker 2: me mom extra time, and then we headed to the park.

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Speaker 2: As we approached the park gate, this entitled mother who

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Speaker 2: was dragging along her dumb ass child, glared at me,

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Speaker 2: entitled bomb. You should be as shinened to be yourself,

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Speaker 2: your damn freaking yeah, your little sassy. I wanted to

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Speaker 2: use an English word that they could use more often

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Speaker 2: in England and Australia. Right, but it's not used very

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Speaker 2: often in America. You know you know what I'm thinking of?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I'm not. But you know everyone knows

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Speaker 2: go punch of football. Yeah. I looked around, but there

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Speaker 2: was nobody else she could have been talking to. Dumbfounded,

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Speaker 2: I blankly pointed to myself, me as up to affirm

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Speaker 2: she was talking to me. Girls these days are such

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Speaker 2: shrewd opening their legs to anyone who asks who knocked up?

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Speaker 1: By what? I mean?

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Speaker 2: Guess you don't freaking know, your little duty slip monkey.

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Speaker 2: I stared blankly her for a minute. Me, this is

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Speaker 2: my ill sis terad titled mother rolled her eyes and

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Speaker 2: led at me. Yeah, we had little sisters in my

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Speaker 2: day too. I love how like like she's getting more

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Speaker 2: like old sailor vine. Yeah. I just said uh, okay

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Speaker 2: bye and walked away because I was uncomfortable with conflict

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Speaker 2: and just wanted to get out of the situation, and

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Speaker 2: titled mother, don't you go into the park and spread

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Speaker 2: your filthy diseases all over that.

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Speaker 1: Slip and slide.

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Speaker 2: I don't want my son catching any of these diseases

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Speaker 2: that you're carrying and that wizard sleeve you got between

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Speaker 2: your legs. I ignored her and rushed into the park.

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Speaker 2: Surely she'd leave me alone when I was surrounded by

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Speaker 2: other kids and parents. Right wrong and titled mother followed

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Speaker 2: me around the park, demanding that I leave. The more

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Speaker 2: I ignored her, the matter she got. She kept repeating.

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Speaker 1: Over and over, you're not allowed here. Wow.

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Speaker 2: At this point a few parents noticed one mom. Let's

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Speaker 2: call her f mum for friend mum. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: want to f your mom as a friend though. As

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Speaker 2: a friend, yeah, yeah, this is a prank, bro sprank,

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Speaker 2: who my Mom and I often chatted with immediately stood

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Speaker 2: up and rushed over, just as entitled mother grabbed my

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Speaker 2: arm and yanked at me. Friend Mom, why why are

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Speaker 2: you grabbing a child?

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Speaker 1: Let her go? Who are you, entitled mother? My dear

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Speaker 1: freaking business friend Mom, Let her go, I'm calling the police.

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Speaker 2: Entitled mother let her go, but turned her anger towards

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Speaker 2: Friend Mom, shouting that she was just making the park

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Speaker 2: safe for her child, and I shouldn't be here because

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Speaker 2: I might spread some nasty little diseases all over the place.

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Speaker 2: She never specified what disease. I'm just guessing she meant

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Speaker 2: an SDI or something. More parents started coming over to

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Speaker 2: see what's going on. Seeing she was outnumbered, Entitled mother

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Speaker 2: eventually left, dragging her child behind her, screaming obscenities at

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Speaker 2: us as she slinked away, like.

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Speaker 1: Football, fish and chip whatever. English obscenities are.

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Speaker 2: Your bloody fool, you you dastily custard, you.

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Speaker 1: Royal chip?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you polished ted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you unpushed impossibly porkily poopy head.

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Speaker 1: Ooh you are a royal poopy head. Ye.

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Speaker 2: Friend Mom gave us a lift home to make sure

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Speaker 2: we were safe. When I told my mom what happened.

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Speaker 2: She was furious. She packed us into the car and

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Speaker 2: drove us around town to look for the woman. But

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Speaker 2: we didn't spot her, and thankfully I never saw the

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Speaker 2: woman again.

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Speaker 1: The audacity. The audacity, dude, like like who I go? Like,

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Speaker 1: there's so.

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Speaker 2: Many assumptions that you have to make to go from

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Speaker 2: Like I see this girl. It's not even like the

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Speaker 2: girl is pregnant. She just like to see this girl

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Speaker 2: with a younger girl. And it was like, I've seen

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Speaker 2: this one before. And you know, it's one thing to

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Speaker 2: make the assumption. It's another to follow her and harass

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Speaker 2: her to get out of the park, to not spread

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Speaker 2: her diseases, Like like.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, you know how does those diseases spread? Right?

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Speaker 2: So, like, as long as your son it's fucking opie,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be fine.

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Speaker 1: Nah.

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Speaker 3: She she also also you know what you know, and

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Speaker 3: I would I would have been like, so she was

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Speaker 3: like grabbing her or whatever, I'd be like, well, yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, it's it's too bad. I just spread my disease

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Speaker 1: to you know, you just got herpes super heurpies. You're

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Speaker 1: welcome my gift to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm definitely doing if that ever happens to me, I'm

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Speaker 3: definitely doing that. What given giving them a super herpes,

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Speaker 3: Given Karen super herpes, Give all Karen super hurries for

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Speaker 3: the culture,