WEBVTT - No You Can't!!!

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't. It's one more thing. I'm one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get here. You sound like I can't do Guy

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I'll get to know you can out of

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<v Speaker 1>the way really quick before we do a couple other things.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw this survey. One in fifty men say

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<v Speaker 1>they could outrun a horse. No you can't, you cannot.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, what is it? The regular four legged kind?

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<v Speaker 1>So that's basically one in fifty men have no concept

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<v Speaker 1>of what a horse is or like or I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it is, but they've never been around

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<v Speaker 1>one at all.

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<v Speaker 3>We're round all of them up and have them try.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm some really fleet footed seventeen year old growing up

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<v Speaker 2>in the Bronx. Yeah, maybe I think that okay about

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<v Speaker 2>a horse they've just seen there's horse face, John Carroll.

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<v Speaker 1>How did that factory? I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a stretch, Michael stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a lovely tale of of love coming up

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<v Speaker 1>in just a second. But before we get to that,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a dude talking to his wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Block all of his accounts.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, I don't care block him.

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<v Speaker 2>I know his intentions he has with you.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't understand how guy's brains work and he's not

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<v Speaker 1>just a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>He likes you. You don't need to explain it to him,

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to open up the door for conversations accounts.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to block Spence that he never even

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<v Speaker 1>checks that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care block it because of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care block him.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you for.

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<v Speaker 1>Us doing this for us. I don't understand these things

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<v Speaker 1>how they're recorded and to what, to what extent they're performative.

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<v Speaker 3>But she had like snot coming out, ripping out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of her nose was set. Yeah, so as a guy

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<v Speaker 1>making a one his wife block a guy friend saying

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know how guys work. He likes you, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the entire premise of the very famous When Harry

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<v Speaker 1>met Sally. Yes, is when a guy is like being

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<v Speaker 1>nice to you as a girl. You girls think you're

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<v Speaker 1>just friends. You're not friends. He's hoping he's gonna somehow

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<v Speaker 1>end up sleeping with you and that's why he's friends

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<v Speaker 1>with you, which is true like ninety eight percent of

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's up to the chick.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure see, that's that I was going to say, we've

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<v Speaker 2>moved on to the theme I would like to judge

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<v Speaker 2>Harshley First, the question is guy helping his woman understand

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<v Speaker 2>how guys really work, which is one thing, but being

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<v Speaker 2>like really controlling and abusive. I really got an uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 2>vibe out of that.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not like the way that he handled that

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<v Speaker 4>at all. It's one thing if she is buying into

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<v Speaker 4>it and flirting or if they're sending messages. But if

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<v Speaker 4>that's actually just her guy friend, it doesn't matter if

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<v Speaker 4>he likes her or not. It's based off of her actions.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, yes, set proper boundaries and then if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to exchange dog pictures, exchange him. Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 2>if he ever gets inappropriate to the stiff arm and

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<v Speaker 2>we move on with our lives. Yeah, that felt very

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<v Speaker 2>controlling and sick to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing this for us, suck it.

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<v Speaker 2>And the lady blubbering I love you, even as he's

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<v Speaker 2>no that. No. I tell you what, if I witnessed

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<v Speaker 2>that and one of my daughters, I would go back

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<v Speaker 2>the next time with a gun and have a talk

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<v Speaker 2>with the young fella. Yeah, holy crap, that was not

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<v Speaker 2>nearly as novel as I thought it would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Amusing, This is nice, though, h this is love. Identical

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<v Speaker 1>twin brothers just wed identical twin sisters in double nuptials.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the picture. The two women and the

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<v Speaker 1>two dudes look exactly alike. Is really the key to

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<v Speaker 1>the whole identical twin thing. They wore a match, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>tuxedos and wedding dresses. They got married in the same

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<v Speaker 1>place at roughly the same time, and back to back.

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<v Speaker 2>He was everybody, raise your hand the minute you start

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<v Speaker 2>to feel creepy. Huh too late.

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<v Speaker 1>Each of the two brothers was the other brother's best man.

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<v Speaker 1>Each of the two women was the other woman's bridesmaid.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, been really funny if the brothers a great, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're each other's best men, and the one girl says,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're you're my maid of honor.

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<v Speaker 1>The other girl says, you know, Catherine's my maid of honor.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a Rikatherine and I have been besties for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time, So would it be cool if?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a I think it's a nice story. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it is. But they really took a long way,

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<v Speaker 1>no doubt about it. They answered a couple of questions

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<v Speaker 1>right off the bat that everybody has. They never have

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<v Speaker 1>trouble telling the other person apart. So they don't ever

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<v Speaker 1>like to get confused.

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<v Speaker 4>The girls look a little different. The guys are very

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<v Speaker 4>close in looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you want cynical, here's cynical. They all got together

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<v Speaker 2>and said, you know, if we play this up, we

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<v Speaker 2>can get everything paid for for both of our weddings.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out of my head. That's exactly what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe for kids or all kinds of different things.

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<v Speaker 2>Katie is my daughter from another mother, because this is

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>After a few years of dating, in June, the brothers

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<v Speaker 1>decided it was time to propose. They did it on

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<v Speaker 1>the same day, one minute apart.

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<v Speaker 2>See that's just that's creepy. I don't I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to keep the theme going.

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<v Speaker 3>Now those guys could.

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<v Speaker 4>The guys could absolutely switch places if they wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>Just letting you know they have.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to the golf store and get exact actually

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<v Speaker 2>the same kind of golf clubs, and we'll all tee

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<v Speaker 2>off at the same time. And then if you've got

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<v Speaker 2>two shots less than me intentionally at the eighteenth hole,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to have two extra shots. And oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been an identical twin. But it all gets

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<v Speaker 2>a little feeling creepy to me.

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<v Speaker 1>After the double wedding, both couples embarked on a double

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<v Speaker 1>honeymoon cruise to Mexico. Stop it on. They had rooms

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<v Speaker 1>on opposite sides of the ship so they could get

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of separation, but they did plenty of

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<v Speaker 1>things together here here, let me take it another step.

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<v Speaker 1>You ready for another step on that? Well, and they

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<v Speaker 1>got their whole honeymoon paid for it. Go on, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to want another step on this crazy ride.

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<v Speaker 2>They impregnated their wives on the same night.

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<v Speaker 4>And this they're they're both having the bay. The girls

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<v Speaker 4>are having twins, and it's just gonna keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>The twin couples now live in adjacent apartments, so they

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<v Speaker 1>live side by side and apartments in Goodyear, Arizona. The

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<v Speaker 1>sisters are both pharmacy techs at the same CBS, and

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<v Speaker 1>the brothers are both studying film at Huntington University at Arizona.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate this whole story, me too.

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<v Speaker 1>The two couples now lead the same church youth group

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<v Speaker 1>where they met.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to admit that there is an interesting topic

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<v Speaker 2>here to put aside all the cutesy about how twins

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<v Speaker 2>identical twins they have a bond that is difficult to

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<v Speaker 2>understand having just stated together. And you know, if you

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<v Speaker 2>believe there is any sort of connection between people of

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<v Speaker 2>you know, electrical nature or hormonal or whatever, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>that fascinates me. The idea of it being joined that

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<v Speaker 2>closely to another person since before you were you know, born.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't mean you both need to be pharmacy texts at

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<v Speaker 1>the same CBS and live next door to each other

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, what if one of the twin sisters can't stand her,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, her sister's dude, you don't have to run.

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<v Speaker 3>You know this is doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to at one point want to get a different

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<v Speaker 1>hair styles because they have the same hairstyles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, well, and as do the guys. And they're

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<v Speaker 2>all dressed the same and all of it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>because I've read a fair number of studies of twins this, that,

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<v Speaker 2>and the other. There's not like one hundred percent correlation

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<v Speaker 2>in your preferences, your enthusiasms.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, dressing the same is cute when they're like children.

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<v Speaker 2>For a little while. I'll tell you what I'm I

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<v Speaker 2>am such a flaming individualist. If I'd had I think,

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<v Speaker 2>and the wife gets a vo too. If I'd had

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<v Speaker 2>identical twins, it'd be fairly early in their lives where

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<v Speaker 2>I would encourage them to look, you do you You

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<v Speaker 2>guys don't have to be the same. Don't feel pressure

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<v Speaker 2>to do that. You find your life. You find your life,

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<v Speaker 2>and to whatever extent they overlapped, it's great, but you're

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<v Speaker 2>not expected to.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. Buddy of mine in high school, his sisters were

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<v Speaker 1>identical twins, and I mean they were so identical he

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<v Speaker 1>would have to like he would have to walk up

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<v Speaker 1>in front of him and look at him for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of seconds to figure out which one was weird. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he did, and like for the rest of us, there

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<v Speaker 1>was no chance. I mean, we just had no idea. Always.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a couple of friends like that growing up,

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<v Speaker 4>and they were they were always together, so I would

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<v Speaker 4>always just yell one of their names to see which

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<v Speaker 4>one turned around.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, okay, there you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think at some point, because a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>how you look as you get older is life choices,

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<v Speaker 1>I would think unless you ate and exercised exactly the same,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd start to drift apart in your looks at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Like one he eats more crap than the other one,

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<v Speaker 1>or exercises more than the other one. I would think

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<v Speaker 1>smokes or whatever, But maybe you don't, yeh. At some

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<v Speaker 1>point that's a good story, huh. Charming? Nope, so you

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<v Speaker 1>think it was. So you think it's mostly a fabricated

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of trying to get a reality show. But

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<v Speaker 1>they get a reality show. In fact, how would you

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<v Speaker 1>not stick a camera in there and follow him around.

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<v Speaker 2>For a well, and the fact that both the lads

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<v Speaker 2>are film school guys. The one the pharmacy texts are

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<v Speaker 2>going to be supporting the family number two. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 2>could be something going on there. I just, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>it's funny. It reminds me of the fake dire Wolf

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<v Speaker 2>story we did during the radio show. I just it's

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<v Speaker 2>cutesy stuff for people who don't think, and you're probably

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<v Speaker 2>happier than me. People who take that in say, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's amazing, And that's your only reaction to.

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<v Speaker 1>It, right, I shouldn't that should disparage you.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish you nothing, but you know, health and happiness.

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<v Speaker 1>But one out of one out of eighty guys believes

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<v Speaker 1>he can lift a bear over his head. Just saw

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<v Speaker 1>that statistic.

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<v Speaker 2>No you can't, well a full grown bear, no you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's full number one. How I where do you grab

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<v Speaker 2>the thing? All right? Stupid? I was crazy in love

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<v Speaker 2>with a twin in high school or one, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but she just wanted me as a friend and so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>friend zone, the friend zone.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess that's it.