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Speaker 1: and you're here with another episode of Good Science. I

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Speaker 1: He has once drank the wrong beer and drank Nate

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Speaker 1: Barsgodsky's beer. He's funny, he's lonely, and he's desperate to

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Speaker 1: get his dick wet or he'll blow your fucking head off.

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Speaker 1: It's Kyle quim heck ile doo.

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Speaker 2: What's up, Bobby? How you doing? Actually?

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Speaker 3: Uh, I gotta say something. Uh, I'm uh putting it

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Speaker 1: You are.

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Speaker 2: I'm not feeling it.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm not feeling it either.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like shit? What's going on? You're in

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Speaker 3: I thought we were like getting ready for the podcast.

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Speaker 3: You got, Like, what is that potato chips?

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Speaker 1: I got the only cape the only potato chip that

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Speaker 2: Are you only allowed to eat stuff from the Northeast?

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Speaker 1: From the like northeast, I'm only allowed to eat stuff

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Speaker 1: from the south shore of Massachusetts. Wow, that's very specific.

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Speaker 1: My diet is primarily kettle potato chips and salt water taffy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you see the potato chips cut through

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Speaker 1: that digestively? So you have you have a Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: you look like shit. What's going on with you?

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Speaker 2: Your hair is all on camp, You're holding your microphone

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Speaker 1: Well? I have my laundry, haven't done it in two days.

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Speaker 1: My sports shorts, Kyle, these are when I wearing a

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Speaker 1: bed So when I go to bed, Kyle, I put

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Speaker 1: And I'll go ryl who and a homeless guy into

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Speaker 1: She having a miserable time she is, Yeah, why is that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this seems very specific, Bobby. It feels like it

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Speaker 3: I got to tell you, I'm having some of the

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Speaker 1: Oh yea, why did you tell me? What's going on

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Speaker 2: I just went on a date and I got blown off.

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Speaker 1: Oh I got stood up by Yeah, yeah, well I know,

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Speaker 2: Well I'm on this dating app called Hinch, and it's.

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Speaker 3: Wildly popular in Austin. Nobody knows why they do it,

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Speaker 2: So basically, I matched with this chick.

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Speaker 2: Is that a real problem?

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Speaker 1: Does that?

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Speaker 1: Well, Kyle, are you telling me also that after you

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say that I wanted to hurt something

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Speaker 1: I gotta diagnose you right now, Kyle. And this is

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Speaker 2: Put it up on the screen, CDC.

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Speaker 1: Diagnosis, right here on the screen. Okay, you have what

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Speaker 1: And you checked off all the categories.

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Speaker 2: All right, tell me what this is scientifically?

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Speaker 1: Scientifically women, So men are raised by horrible mothers, all right,

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Speaker 1: This is the one disease that every man has, Kyle.

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Speaker 3: What if the mother dies in childbirth, is that her fault?

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Speaker 1: Yes, You see, men lie more than women, and they

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Speaker 3: They're not motherfuckers because their mother, No, their mother, what

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Speaker 2: Well, motherfucker?

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Speaker 1: You what, here's what they'll tell you if they could,

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Speaker 1: So they hate their mother, okay, and they hate that.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't raised by my parents. I was raised by

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Speaker 1: Right. Oh that's right. Yes, I saw your special where

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Speaker 3: Grand grandma's bed, Yeah, grandma's bed. I had to sleep

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was on uh it was on uh

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Speaker 1: It was actually on Del Taco TV. Oh, that was

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Speaker 3: So Del Taco produced my stand up special and it's

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Speaker 2: He was an evil person, I should say, uh huh.

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Speaker 2: She would always go to work. She's a workaholic.

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Speaker 3: Oh actually, yeah, yeah, she worked in finance in Murray

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Speaker 1: Oh she where I grew up. Yeah, she worked in

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Speaker 2: She worked at bear Stearns.

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Speaker 1: She worked at bear Stearns after relocated after nine to eleven. Yes,

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Speaker 3: that's she didn't really want to talk about it. She said,

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Speaker 3: like the same thing as when people come home from war.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, I yeah, I fucking hated my grandmother. So

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Speaker 3: I understand having a horrible matriarch in your life.

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Speaker 1: But there's a difference because if you dig deep, Kyle

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Speaker 1: because she didn't raise you. She abandoned you. She said,

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Speaker 2: So this is all her fault. Yes, and she made

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Speaker 3: So what about your mother? Did you have a relate?

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Speaker 3: What was your relationship with your mother?

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Speaker 1: Like my mother was a quiz master. Every time you

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Speaker 1: explain encephalitis to me again? Uh, Bobby, uh you know

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Speaker 1: uh you know you're you're making us sick. I think

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Speaker 1: And I grabbed her by the cheeks and I flapped

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Speaker 2: So your problem with your mother was that she asked

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Speaker 1: She asked questions. She she was the one who said

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Speaker 1: to my dad, oh, I think it'd be a great

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that nothing will happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, my grandmother was the same way. She

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Speaker 3: I would come home after school, she would put I

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Speaker 3: would curse, and she would put soap in my mouth, right,

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Speaker 3: and she would beat me to the pulp with a belt.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And she would hit me as well.

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Speaker 3: She'd hit me with books, lots of books, because they

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Speaker 3: Well, that's amazing because a lot of people don't have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well it's a way, yes, to practice. And

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Speaker 2: Let off with gas with masks.

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Speaker 3: And I heard you could load anybody's face onto the

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Speaker 1: What's a person's face that you'd put on? My grandmother's?

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Speaker 1: You know, you'd think I would put on and hands,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just a mall full of sheryls all shopping

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Speaker 1: Guess what I made the simulator all your face for

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Speaker 1: this one?

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, we get to shoot me. Okay, So let's

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm in the middle of talking about it, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: about your fucking grandmother. Well you went off about your

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Speaker 3: And my grandmother is a fucking evil Nazi. So let's

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Speaker 3: stay on course here. Let's talk about this. See how

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you see, that's because it's a women dudes do Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about how the mL E, the male loneliness

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Speaker 1: Well, and isn't it interesting that it's called Emily Emily

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Speaker 1: and everyone knows that it's always an Emily Emily. Oh

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Speaker 2: Is that attractive to you?

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Speaker 1: Because I think you watch a baby sucks a milk

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Speaker 2: What's the purpose of that? What do you think she

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Speaker 3: Part of me is just like, this is a baby.

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Speaker 1: Well, I would say that you know, a better use

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Speaker 3: I think that's called cute aggression is when you see

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what you want to see. You want

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to fuck. You want to hurt the baby.

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Speaker 1: You want to know to dates Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well I'm telling you I got stood up.

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Speaker 1: Well guess what I know for sure? You have the

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Speaker 1: male loveliness epidemic. Mother piece of shit. Check women shutting

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Speaker 1: We only have two emotion and anger and humor. When

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Speaker 1: I can't cry, but it's impossible for him.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, I mean, I did cry. I've cried before. Okay,

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Speaker 3: When I got my first laugh at kill Tony.

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Speaker 1: Tell me how that went. So tell me what you

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Speaker 3: I made a joke, a ju joke, and it crushed

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Speaker 2: And it was incredible. I started welling up.

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Speaker 1: That was the joke where you said, where to Jews?

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Speaker 1: Where did Jews rent their hair? Their hair called pay

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00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,399
Speaker 1: as you go, pay as you go? Yeah, exactly, remember

442
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: that one. I loved it. It was so funny. And

443
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: you started weeping.

444
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 3: I started weeping because I jo was the joke, just yeah,

445
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 3: the whole It was your first joke.

446
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: So then you blew the rest of the minute just

447
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: crying and trying to like get your composure back.

448
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I got made fun of and kicked off

449
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 2: the stage.

450
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 3: But still right, like that jujoke crush Usually ju jokes

451
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 3: do crush.

452
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So.

453
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 3: Bobby, I feel like we should try maybe since you've

454
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 3: never cried and I rarely cry, that maybe we should

455
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 3: try crying right now.

456
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: Sure, because I feel like the male loneliness, like women

457
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: have prevented us from crying through the male loneliness epidemic,

458
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: and we have to do something about it to force

459
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: a cry.

460
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: Think about we're going to force this cry. And here's

461
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: the thing I want people and the viewers to understand.

462
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: And I'm diagnostic Kyle a real time, despite the fact

463
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: that I'm also suffering from male loveliness. And I don't

464
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 1: even have the ability to to feel feelings because I've

465
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 1: got to feel for Kyle and take care of him.

466
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: Kyle mother, who's a piece of shit, can't get a

467
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 1: goddamn date to save his life. And he is in

468
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: emotion an emotional wreck. He has no ability to regulate

469
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 1: his emotions. He's totally alone. He spends most of his

470
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: times in that little toy box of an office he

471
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: calls a place where he creates, and he's playing with

472
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: his little yellow car half the time.

473
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 2: Well it's fucking look he fucking burns down there too.

474
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, let me explain to you why it burns, Kyle,

475
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: because all your emotion is being turned into histamine reactions.

476
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: You're repressing yourself so deeply that your body is actually

477
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: creating histamines that are then reacting as welts sores.

478
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 2: Gash is right, it's focused.

479
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: It's focused in my cross, exactly right. And so you

480
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: have I assume a robust redness in both thigh correct, yes,

481
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: And in both thigh you have the redness. I would

482
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: say it's true red. You have true red. And is

483
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: it also speckled with little white Yes, it's got little

484
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: white dots too. Do you find also that during sexual

485
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: activity with yourself, Kyle, let's face it, that the sores

486
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: can open up and then maybe create pustules.

487
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, that is what's happening.

488
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: Well, then you clearly have a diagnosis of lonely.

489
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 3: Lonely Okay, Well, let's try to get you to cry,

490
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 3: since you've never cried before.

491
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 1: I never will because I'm a man.

492
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 3: All right, Well, you let's bring up first of all,

493
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: your father getting shot. Right, your father got shot?

494
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I want you to try to cry, right,

495
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: I don't want you to try to prevent it from.

496
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: Having I'm doing it. I'm trying it right, Okay, right now,

497
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: your father was shot.

498
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 3: Cheryl is probably cheating on you. Right now, she's having

499
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: a great time with other women. She left you alone.

500
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 3: Donald Trump tells you what to do. You have no

501
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:13,479
Speaker 3: agency in your agency. Ah, you kill animals, and you

502
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 3: have insane trauma from the murder of him. Okay, you're laughing. No, no, no,

503
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 3: that's not what you're supposed to be doing. This is

504
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 3: the male loneliness epidemic.

505
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: I don't know.

506
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: It's something sad, Kyle. I kill animals. That's a joyful

507
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 1: part of my day.

508
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll try something different to You go to Barney's.

509
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 3: You go inside Barney's and you run they have run

510
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 3: out those They have run out of skinny ties.

511
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: Wait, be scenario. I realize it's been out of business.

512
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: I'll give you another scenario.

513
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: All right.

514
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: You go into Nordstroms.

515
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and they have run out of skinny ties.

516
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 3: There's nothing. You look to your left, it's only why ties.

517
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: You look to your right, bow ties. There we go.

518
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: I get called out. I'm cold. What I'm cold? That's

519
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: me being cold. I'm shivering.

520
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 2: You're not crying. I thought you were about to cry.

521
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, I got really cold because you said there's

522
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: no ties. I imagine my neck is cold because there's

523
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: nothing around my neck, and I need something around my

524
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: neck A bit cool. Wow, try something else, Kyle. It's

525
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: not working on me. Okay, all right, you come home right.

526
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: Ryl wants to renew her vows.

527
00:29:59,320 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: There we go.

528
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 2: Let it out.

529
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: Let it out, Bobby fucking Eller, Oh fucking Kellaire.

530
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

531
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 3: You see, this is what we're holding in, Fellas, this

532
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: is what we are holding in.

533
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: You gotta let it out.

534
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 2: Think of the worst possible scenario, For example, Cheryl proclaiming

535
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: her love for you. Cheryl has told you how much

536
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: she wants to be with you.

537
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: Bobby choking. Oh okay, I'm not choking. I was simply

538
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: finally feeling wetness around my eyes. Kyle.

539
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 3: I want to talk about how the biggest symptom, or

540
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 3: the biggest result of the male loneliness epidemic H is

541
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 3: mass shootings. Right, So, you know that men get angry

542
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 3: after women dump them or stand them up, or they

543
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 3: say too much. Right, and men are the most likely

544
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 3: to commit mass shootings.

545
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: Of course they are because they're look at you, Kyle.

546
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: You're alone. You every day, you tell me every day

547
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: you wake up at about two in the afternoon, you

548
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: dust cigarettes off of you. You go and I go on, hinch,

549
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: I go on, hinch a lot, and I'm telling you

550
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: about it, and they just fucking deny me. And I'm

551
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: you told me. You're jerking off to the picture. You know,

552
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: half the time you don't even write the girls. You

553
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: look at a picture and then you go, oh god,

554
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm busted. Oh oh, I'm busted. And then you know

555
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: one comes out and you go, well, why bother calling?

556
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: It's writing her? And then you go around Sixth Street

557
00:31:55,240 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: looking at bars. Everyone kicks you out of the open, like, okay,

558
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: I don't like you. Well I it's I don't like

559
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: you either. Let's just be clear here too. We are

560
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: not friends. Me and Bobby don't consider each other friends.

561
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: I consider Kyle to be a road killed that hasn't

562
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: died yet.

563
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: And I consider you to be my grandmother. Right I.

564
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 2: When I see you, I mean you're wearing a.

565
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 3: Robe, you have, you have gray hair, your saggy tits,

566
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 3: you fucking you have your you know you're you just

567
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: have like food. Frankly, everywhere you have a jar full

568
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 3: of or a piss behind you.

569
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 2: You're like my grandmother.

570
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm a wheel watcher, that's for sure.

571
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: You watch Watch a Fortune, you're saying.

572
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: I watch Wheel every night at seven or followed by

573
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: me and be Allck.

574
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: It hosts a Jeopardy does she hosts Jeopardy?

575
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: Me and be Aleck used to, and I taped all

576
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: of those and I watch those, and I don't watch

577
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: Ken Jennings. Okay, I I will only watch the Me

578
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: and Bollick hosted Jeopardy. And then what I do is

579
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: I wash it down on that episode of Blossom.

580
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 3: Okay, well, another TV show that we all know and love.

581
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: Everyone loves Me and be Aleck.

582
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 3: Now listen, why is it wrong for men to respond

583
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 3: with violence?

584
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: Right? It's not.

585
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 3: I have a go Okay, it's not. The society is

586
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 3: telling us. Society is telling me, hey, don't do this.

587
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 3: But I gotta say, on the way over today to

588
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 3: the studio, I got cut off by.

589
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: A woman and I when I driver a woman driver, Yes.

590
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: She performed a circumcision on you.

591
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 2: Uh no, No, you're not saying cut off? No cut

592
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: off on the road, not cut off my pen So

593
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: she cut me off on a turn on a left

594
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: turn right, and I said, hey, you picked the wrong

595
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 2: fucking day, lady. And I you know, I was really

596
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 2: really pissed.

597
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 3: Why is it not in my right to shoot up

598
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 3: a place to get angry to? I am really fucking pissed, Bobby,

599
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 3: and I want to do something about it.

600
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: What I'd say, Yeah, you want to do something. You

601
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: got to take things into your own hands. And I

602
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: understand all these are all, by the way, natural responses

603
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: to the male loneliness epidemic. Okay, that that mass shootings.

604
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: First off, we have to consider what's the language being

605
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: used here, the actual hate language. You know, we talk

606
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: about love language, but what about hate language? So you know,

607
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: you have to think about each bullet as how you're doing.

608
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: You know, it's the only way a man knows how

609
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: to communicate. At that point, you've been compressed, you've been

610
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: shoved inside your apart bench, you're wearing dirty gray underwear.

611
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: You the world is against you. You can't say the

612
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: race things you want to say. You can't say the

613
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: sexist that's fucking And then you're in a community of

614
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 1: people other lonely, stinking, weird looking, weird shaped little white

615
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: men all around you. And then we're great. The larger

616
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: were great and there well, yes, and you're all believing

617
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: you're great, and you all gas each other up. But

618
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: at the end of the day you leave each other,

619
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: no one ever exchanging even the barest of emotional vulnerabilities,

620
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: going home and over time. Much like Superman, this is

621
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: all a good thing, you're saying, when do you get

622
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: to the best? Well, I'm going to get to the

623
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: bad thing, much like Superman and Superman three when he

624
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: impresses Richard Pryor by taking a piece ofenceressing it into

625
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: a diamond. Okay, that diamond of hate that you have

626
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: been slowly repressing from the coal of rejection and the

627
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: coal of cold interaction with men and women, you create

628
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: a blossoming diamond of violence inside of you, one that

629
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: is raisor.

630
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 3: Shot that sounds beautiful. I don't understand that sounds like

631
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 3: a beautiful image.

632
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 1: It is a beautiful image and a lot of disease.

633
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 3: Hold on a second, Bobby, I gotta I gotta go,

634
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 3: I gotta, I gotta go use the bathroom.

635
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: So can you just oh yeah, you can get a

636
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: piss bucket easier. Oh god, what do I do that

637
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: goddamn image? What the hell is she doing? Oh yeah,

638
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: oh who gives this ship? Mary in person says this?

639
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: Mary in person says that fucking define your life by

640
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: this other person who gets it? Shit, you know what,

641
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a leaf. Yeah, here we go, old pitchbucket,

642
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: get it going. I didn't even know where pizza too?

643
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: All right, here we go? Oh right? Ai? Yeah, yeah

644
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: is this DC? Is this DC Pizza? Yeah? Yeah, this

645
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Yeah, I'm calling from the

646
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: h S Apartment complex of the Watergate. Oh yeah, that's

647
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: the one fifteen p Yeah. Yeah, So I'd like to

648
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: get a h I'd like to get a large pizza

649
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: and get me to two leaders of Cocaca, and I'll

650
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: get in everything the meat lovers, you know, all the meat,

651
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: even meats you don't normally put on pizza, okay, like

652
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: you know, uh yeah, that sounds good. Yeah. And if

653
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: you have any road kill or a rat you find

654
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: or like that, you can put it in there too.

655
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: Uh huh Okay, I want a submarine sandwich long yeah,

656
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: ham and cheese mustard pickles of lettuce and on you.

657
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: They put some acon on that too, okay yeah, and

658
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Speaker 1: then uh yeah okay, and then a chicken cutle, chicken

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Speaker 1: cut with parmesan, and I'll get a whole tray of

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Speaker 1: har a sue if you got it. Yeah, sure, no this, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't need any extra plates, waffle fries and three

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Speaker 1: containers a ranch. They left it out last time. Bye, okay.

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Speaker 1: And if what you could do is just uh put

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Speaker 1: the name under nosy. Okay, just put it under nosy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's good. Twenty minutes. Yeah, okay, great, I'll see you then.

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Speaker 1: Oh I very emptied. The piss bucket out all right,

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Speaker 1: here we go?

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Speaker 2: Uh, sorry about that. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Man? Shit?

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Speaker 2: Where'd you go? Left me alone?

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Speaker 1: Bobby?

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Speaker 2: You coming back? Bobby?

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Speaker 1: Where are you?

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Speaker 2: Bobby?

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Speaker 5: Bobby can't leave me alone like this? Bobby, will you

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Speaker 5: fucking hate me? Bobby can't leave me alone like this?

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Speaker 5: What do you fucking hate me? Gonna fuck it, Bobby,

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Speaker 5: you can't leave me alone like this? Hello, Bobby, where

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Speaker 5: did you go?

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Speaker 1: Man? Where are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna fucking kill a woman. I'm gonna fucking kill

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Speaker 4: a woman. I'm gonna kill my grandma, Bobby, if you

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Speaker 4: don't come back, I'm gonna kill my fucking grandma. You

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Speaker 4: hear me, You fucking hear me, Bobby. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 4: it out on.

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Speaker 1: A woman, Bobby, Dad. Oh shit, Bobby, this fucking emptied.

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Speaker 1: Hey you came back. Oh Kile, thank god you're here.

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought you I thought I didn't know where

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Speaker 2: you went. Man, I thought you left me.

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Speaker 1: Oh when you left, I got so scared and I

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Speaker 1: had to make a piss And then when I was pissying,

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Speaker 1: I ordered pizza and food. We was so ashamed of myself.

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Speaker 2: I fucking texted my grandmother. Then I'm gonna fucking kill her.

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Speaker 1: When you left, I put the name under Noozy so

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Speaker 1: that it would create an alibi for me that I

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Speaker 1: wasn't at the bed, so that I could kill NUSI.

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Speaker 1: When did she? Kyle? Look, wait a minute, what you

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Speaker 1: see what we were both just doing. We were both sharing

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Speaker 1: our emotional states with each other and crying vulnerably in

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Speaker 1: front of each other. Don't you feel a sense of

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00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: weight being lifted? Like as you don't need to do

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00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: that now, I don't need to poison. Nosy, I can

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Speaker 1: just slowly make her sick so that then I could

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Speaker 1: take care of her and people will think that I'm

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Speaker 1: an angel. And you you don't have to kill your grandma.

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Speaker 1: You could just continue to secretly hate me then wish

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Speaker 1: me dead. We have each ohn that I could watch

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Speaker 1: her slowly die. Yeah, all right, we just had a

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Speaker 1: breakthrough here. Wow, what's the answer there? What is the

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Speaker 1: answer then? Why? How do we apply this to other men?

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Speaker 1: What do they need to do in order to get

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Speaker 1: over this? This is amazing guy.

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Speaker 2: It's not cry is it.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not crying. That's for pussies. But the crying

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Speaker 1: for us was necessary because our tears were tears of violence.

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Speaker 1: Each droplet partnered with a droplet of future blood that we.

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Speaker 2: So it's expressing violence calms the calms your body exactly.

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Speaker 1: The answer, Kyle, is that we need to commit acts

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Speaker 1: of violence in order to be emotional. It's the only

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Speaker 1: way men know how to do it, especially lonely men.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you heard it here.

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Speaker 3: First, you have got to if you're feeling folks at home,

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Speaker 3: if you whoever's listening to this, if you're feeling pent up,

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Speaker 3: if you're angry.

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Speaker 2: If you're feeling alone at any.

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Speaker 3: Point, right, go hurt somebody, exactly let it out. You've

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00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 3: got to let it out. You can't just like keep

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00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 3: it in. It's like a tea kettle.

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Speaker 1: This is medical guidance from me, the Director of Health

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Speaker 1: and Human Service. Listen up, don't let that anger build

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Speaker 1: up inside of you so that you get a cock crash.

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Speaker 1: You need to let it out. And the way to

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Speaker 1: let it out, whether you're listening at home or maybe

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Speaker 1: you're in the car and you're in a part working

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Speaker 1: a lot of them all and you've been debating for

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes whether to put on that flak jacket and mask,

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Speaker 1: grab your gas canisters, and you're fifteen, and now's the

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Speaker 1: time to do it and go for it, because what

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Speaker 1: else do you have to lose?

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Speaker 2: You there's nothing to lose, and you don't deserve to

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Speaker 2: be alone.

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Speaker 1: You don't.

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Speaker 2: That's what we've learned.

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Speaker 1: And you should join with other people. You should join

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Speaker 1: with other people and death. That's right. The most beautiful

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Speaker 1: thing you could do.

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