WEBVTT - #118: Skeery's Mom Sucks! 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:07.520 Start uf dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Buy start Up, 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:15.760 Brooklyn buys dat Up. They're making noise data dot up. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:21.520 Episode one eighteen. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast coming to 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:26.000 you in well, my right, my right ear only because 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:29.480 we're in the junkie studio again. Oh my god, the 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:32.000 studio that this is the gift that keeps on giving. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.680 I'm telling you, I'm only hearing the show out of 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.040 one side of my headphone switch. The headphone chaction. Have 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:42.120 this problem there? You go much better. See if I 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:45.000 bang on the table, it appears in both. That's what 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.400 you need to do to fix things around here. You 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:49.080 need to slap it around, smack it up, flip it, 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:51.400 rub it down. I'm gonna keep that joke that I 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.519 was gonna use, no, no, do the joke I was 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:55.760 gonna say, we gotta fix Dan yell that way on 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.600 the Big show, slap around. Oh my god, Brodie, That's 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.240 why I didn't do it. But Jen I was the 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:01.800 kind of go you know, she's a tough guy. She'll 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:04.880 punch you. Misogyny on a front, misogyny. I love Danielle. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.280 I was just making a joke. Um, yeah, if you 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.920 if you listen this is today's the sixth Today is 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.959 March sixth. Right, if you listen to the March five 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.280 edition of the elvistra End Morning Show, fifteen minute morning show, 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:18.959 that was a cluster fu. Yeah, we did the podcast 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.840 in here. It was hilarious. But all Scary did was 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.080 complain about the equipment and the studio. And I was 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.920 walked in and agreed with me. He agreed with you. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.840 But I feel like I'm in the bat cave. Like 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:35.240 one bulb is on seven broken lights. That's three out 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:40.440 of five. That's pretty good odds. It's terrible, and and 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.440 you know, forget about that. I'm not gonna get into it. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.039 You know, I bet you about this all the time. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:48.280 I probably should back off. There's an engineer cursing me 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.120 somewhere in the back studios if you look on the right. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.600 So we have this in these insulation squares on the wall. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.840 There's one falling left. But here's the thing. It's perfectly 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.200 placed because it fell exactly into the frame of battle 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.760 right below it right, so it's sitting in place on 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:08.240 the ledge of another panel. So it's still soundproofing. It's fine, 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:12.080 it's all good. It's not all good. The clock is right. 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.680 The clock is right. Oh man, So this is two 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.520 weeks in a row now that we're doing episodes on 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.760 a Friday. You if we do it in the Junkie Studio, 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.720 it's because we're doing it on a Friday, and so 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:24.560 scary as you want to blame but himself because he 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.240 didn't want to do the pods. Yes, let me tell 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.760 you something. And before people jump on me, you have 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.760 just as many excuses on a Thursday to do it 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.960 on a Friday as I do. So don't even go there. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.359 The last three times we moved to Friday because nope, 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.280 because you're Walkers and Talkers podcast, and your producer Jamie 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:42.440 about it was let's not let me, let me not 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:48.400 tell that story. Last Thursday you said, nope, nope, nope, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:52.359 you came to me first. Don't even go there. I'll 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.280 get Jamie on the phone right now and ask her 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:58.120 if she called you to do the Walkers podcast on 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.560 a Thursday and switch with the Brookland Boys Friday, I 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.960 will I will call you out. Okay, here's what really happened. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:08.040 You said, I thinking maybe we should do it Friday, 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.600 and I said, you know what Jamie wants to do 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:11.320 Thursday that would work out, and you were like, yeah, 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.760 let's do that. But you said it first that we're 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.239 being we're being a hunting honest. Cards on the table, 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.840 and by the way, there's like soda other things on 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:23.840 the table besides cars. The DJs at one hundred outside 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.440 of the morning show, I love them, We're all friends 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.240 of ours. But they come in here before their shift 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.000 in the other studio where their main radio station is 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.440 located through the other glass window, and they come in 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.920 here and eat their lunch before they go on and everything. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.440 I've been wanting to do this for a while. We 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:40.120 should get engineer jeff In here to tell us the 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:44.680 grossest things that he's found over the years. He actually 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.280 is the engineer for like six radio stations nail clippings. 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:50.200 If he could come down here real quick, that would 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.240 be great, just as a thing. Well, yeah, So the 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.840 way the board works, the the the apparatus that runs 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.640 all the audio and makes the levels whatever they are. Um, 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:01.200 there's a like a slow and the slider has a 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.160 groove and opening so that you can drop crumbs and 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:07.000 things in the in the openings you can get did 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.480 you fill out a trouble ticket to get Jeff on 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:14.120 the phone. No, obviously not Yeah, oh he's just right. 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:18.159 Please text me. We need you on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.640 Tell him call your phone his need to come in. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:24.479 He can be over the phone. Yeah, okay, so can 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:28.000 you can you come? Oh? Come by? After he's in 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.360 a meeting. What do you think they do? In those 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.120 meetings they talk about how they're not going to fix 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.839 this studio. I think they sit around and make jokes 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.760 and they're like, let me tell you, now, you know what. 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.840 Our engineers they really do work hard there. But the 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:42.720 problem is there's not enough of them. I don't think 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.760 because there's no money in the budget to fix this 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.440 old studio that that's that's most of it. Like, oh 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:49.400 you just use it if a podcast and phone taps 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:53.160 like those are important. They keep re they keep putting 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.000 more money as much as they possibly can into the 0:04:56.000 --> 0:05:00.560 equipment that we currently have. But I'll tell you I'm 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.960 just not gonna all right, all right, So anyway, a 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:06.159 sorry up in midtown. Oh he's not even here, all right, 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:10.720 we'll call on the phone anyway. Well, maybe he's fixing 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:15.320 the uptown studio, the fancy one that overlooks the staircase 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:20.560 the uptown junk, the uptown johnp so the uptown Okay, 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.440 we have offices in midtown Manhattan. We're lower Manhattan. So 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:26.480 Manhattan is like, um, the shape of a penis. It's 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:30.120 a penis, basic penis, and that would make staten Island 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:34.560 is the testicles. Yeah it is. You look on the 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.640 subway map. The penis is facing down. Brooklyn is the penis, 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:42.599 the testicles. Brooklyn's the testicles. Is the base. No bronx 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.440 is above it, you dope, No, you dope. I'm talking 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.240 about a penis hanging down. No, no, not but no, no, 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.279 you look at it if he is standing up, Kokland 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.480 is the ball sack. Pull up the map, the subway map. 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.960 You'll see it. You'll see what I'm talking about. And 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:58.719 then stat Island whatever I see. Whatever I see Manhattan. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.560 I think of a penis facing You think of a 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.200 drupie dick. Yes, all right, well I think of an 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.240 erect penis, not often, by the way, don't quote me 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.279 on that, um. But if you look at the map, 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:11.120 you'll see Brooklyn is the ball sack. Okay, I'm looking 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.680 at the right Brooklyn is the ball sack. If you're 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:18.320 looking in your direction, that's correct. And I don't know 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.120 what Staten Island is what you left on that. I 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.799 don't see that I see. I see a penis hanging down, 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.080 and I and and I see a bronx as the base. 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.239 Now look at look at mine. I see Staten Island 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:34.480 as like well, sorting out of a pis. Okay, scary, 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.279 let me rephrase that. I made a mistake. Now to 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.640 look at the map. It is a penis hanging down. Okay, 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.840 but but no, but the balls are still Brooklyn. Look 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:48.599 at it. Yes, okay, maybe I don't and queens Queens 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:52.599 is the area above the balls, it's the bunt venus 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:56.480 rather the no, the area above the yeah that the taint, No, 0:06:56.560 --> 0:07:01.479 not below is the taint. Jeans is the pelvis. Brooklyn 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.120 is the balls, The bus is the balls. The space 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.880 between the balls and the anus is the babus the 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:10.160 venus or yeah, all right, we're getting all this lightness down. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.280 This is we're talking. I don't know how do we 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.160 get into this rabbit hole? We want this? We didn't? 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:17.840 Should we just the rabbit holes out in the back? 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.480 But should we edit this? And I have no idea 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.640 where we could see most Okay, I remember I'm midtown. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.320 But this is the part but before you go there, 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.360 this is the part of most podcasts where like, guys, 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.640 we gotta start, just hit the stop button and don't 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:37.320 clearly don't thing. So midtown Manhattan, we have an office 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.040 as well. The Mucketymucks were and occasionally have the big 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.560 meetings there where they have the same food downstairs by 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.000 the bar. It's nice area. When you walk in, it's 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:50.040 like futuristic, like this clouds like a smoke machine, gorgeous. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.760 And as you actually walk down radio hall, it's as 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.040 if you are turning a knob on an old radio 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.560 and the radio stations change as you walk down the hall, 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:01.119 like you are the red the red for red beam 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.040 or you know the radio they used have a red 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.720 marker that show your channel you're on, Yeah, you're that thing. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:08.080 So as you move and changed the old school dial 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:12.360 scan like and so there's this giant staircase that they 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.480 have like a constant area. And then at the top 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:17.960 of the staircase is a recording studio radio station. Studio. 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:21.280 Is that the venus, No, it would be the it 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.080 could be the base up at the top. So um, 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.440 that's where like when big shots are in town and 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:29.320 need to use the studio they use that one. Yeah, 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.160 that one we've never been invited to, we haven't. I 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.400 love that studio. It's red, Yes, it is red. And 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.360 the Brooklyn Boys should do a podcast. We could, you 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:38.920 know what, there's two of us. It's a nice little 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:40.880 room there. Are you good at math? You know? I 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:44.120 would say this that, Um, maybe we could do a 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:47.319 podcast from there and broadcast it to the entire building 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.480 up there. You think they would appreciate that. I don't know. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.640 I don't know, all right. I wanted to get that 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:57.280 clip from from today. I wonder if um Garrett loaded it. 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:02.760 The audio from The bad Man upset me so much. 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.760 Brian Williams it's he played it today for it, but 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.320 I don't know where it is. MSNBC. Yeah, if you 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.120 type in MSNBC, it'll come up as Brian Williams. This 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.200 is this was awful. He did this live on the 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:18.720 air yesterday and he had he had somebody talking in 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:22.560 studio with him. Who is who is he with studio? Okay, 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:25.120 but anyway, she goes along with it. But listen to 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:28.160 this he read. He read a tweet. Well, I'm what 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.720 I'm doing is I'm vamping here Brodie in case you didn't, 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:33.800 you know, looking at Brodie's running the board. So what 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.240 I'm doing is I'm just shop buying us some time 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.199 so there's no dead air and we don't have to 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:43.000 edit this saying listen to this, Well, well I'm gonna 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.360 wait till you hear this is what I should probably 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.080 have said, wait till you hear the clip Brody is 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:52.440 feverishly looking for in the computer with Brian Williams doing 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:55.040 bad math. And for some of you who complained on Twitter, 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:58.560 this maybe a little too loud for you, so lower 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:03.400 your earbuds because we got a complaint that all the 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:07.120 audio we play, including the male jingle and everything is 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.320 way too loud. All right, So this was this was 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.760 a tweet that was going around over about a day 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:14.839 and a half. Somebody, I don't care who it is, 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:18.920 don't tweet me. Somebody named Mikita Rivus m e K 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.840 I t A. I don't care. She is right. I 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.520 looked it up. I didn't care. After I saw who 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:25.720 she was, I don't care. So she was talking about 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.679 Michael Bloomberg mayor Mike New York mayor Mike Bloomberg, who 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.280 was running for president. He spent five hundred million dollars 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.840 on ads, and they so they wrote, Bloomberg spent five 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:37.559 hundred million dollars on ads. The US population is seven million. 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.560 He could have given each American one million and still 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:42.680 have money left over. I feel like a one million 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.040 dollar check would be life changing for most people. Yet 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.040 he wasted it on all ads and still lost. Now 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:52.120 here's the problem. Five hundred million dollars for three seven 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:56.280 million people is a dollar fifty three a person. A 0:10:56.400 --> 0:11:00.000 million dollars would be three seven trillion, I believe, which 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.960 is not how much money may Bloomberg has nors and 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.920 how much she spent. So this was a woman who does. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:07.560 In her profile it now says I'm a woman who's 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.920 not good at math. She probably changed it to that 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.560 when she realized how stupid her tweet was that that 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.679 is the most ridiculous tweet I think I've ever heard. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.440 But it went viral and a lot of people don't 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:20.280 aren't good at the math, and somehow it wound up 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.600 on MSN because people were tweeting it, and we're very upset. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:26.240 So here's what I wanted to listen to. So I 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.120 was watching this Live last night at eleven and eleven fifteen, 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.440 whatever time it was. I immediately filmed it with my 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.600 phone and posted it on Facebook and my social media. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:36.880 I couldn't get the video up on Twitter because it 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.000 was a large file, but I put the screenshot. Okay, 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:42.840 so let's play what they read the tweet. But I 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:44.600 want you to listen to this clip. And in the 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:47.440 middle it sounds like Brian Williams is telling you you're 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:51.160 about to catch the mistake like I did, but he doesn't. Here. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:56.840 This is the guy who was us population million, don't 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.400 tell us if you're ahead of us on the math. 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:02.720 He could have given each American one million dollars and 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.800 I've had lunch money left over. It's an incredible way 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.720 of putting it. It's an incredible way of putting it. 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:12.040 It's true. It's disturbing. Okay, it's not an incredible way. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:13.920 It's not true. What he should have said right there 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:17.080 is could you believe this person in this tweets? Now 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:19.280 when he says you're probably doing the math ahead of me, 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:21.560 like you're probably jumping ahead. I thought he was gonna 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.320 go because it's wrong, but no, he agreed with it, 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.440 and she and and the talking head that was with 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.360 him agreed with it as well. Now I think her 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.960 name is Marta Gay. She's works for the New York Times. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:34.520 Both bright people, both both both people process it. So 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.640 then unless not she maybe in her head realized it 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:39.400 and like, I don't want to upstage Brian right now 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.560 and tell him he's wrong on TV. No, No, clearly 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.400 they they were in on it. Now, Look, I understand 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.560 when you were talking head on television even though you're bright, 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.280 they're both very bright people that maybe he's starting to 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.760 teleprompter and his producer said, hey, this tweet went out, 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:55.320 we got to talk about this, think about it, and 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.000 you know, when you're on live television, maybe you don't 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.559 have time to think about it, okay, And she heard 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.920 what he said was like, yeah, it sounds like oh 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:05.280 my god, everyone you know. But it wasn't three seven 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.920 billion times a million, so it was wrong. So two 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.679 minutes later I don't have the audio, but he came 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.120 back and he said, I just want to clarify, Uh, 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.160 that amounts to about a dollar fifty a person. I'm 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:19.520 not good at math, and truthfully I wasn't really focused. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.640 He apologized. He got caught well, because everybody tweeted at 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.520 him and at both of them, like why did you 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.520 get the mat? Now, this is the same guy who 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:30.680 got fired from NBC because he said that he was 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:32.880 in the Gulf War and he made he said I 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.400 was there. He said that, no, he was there. What 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.680 he said was that the plane he was in was 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:39.400 shot at, but it was the plane in front of 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:41.840 him that was shot at. Hell, he was embellishing, he 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.480 embellished right or whatever it was. But hasn't do math. 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.439 I didn't want to. I didn't want to around. No, instand, 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:51.400 I don't want to, you know, confuse anyway, he wasn't 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:55.319 lying about the tweets. Just terrible at math, terrible, embarrassingly 0:13:55.360 --> 0:14:00.440 bad atman. I got a lot of gripes today. Okay, 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:03.559 I have some I got company problems I have it 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:05.080 is it me or is it? I'm putting it out there? 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:06.640 Hold on, it's gonna I wanted to put it out there. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.319 I have I have an easy pass rant that is 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.400 coming today. It is it was gonna punch somebody when 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.439 I was on the phone with this propect. Let's do it. No, no, no, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.199 I don't have to work my up to it. It's 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:21.240 bad Okay, so you're talking about your parents, whoa you know, 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.040 we always say we we should always cherish the time 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:26.800 without parents, right, and we should, you know, and as 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.320 you get older you want to spend as much time 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.240 as possible with them. So last Sunday morning, my mother 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.520 calls me up and it's like, and the knee. We 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:39.160 think we're gonna go to Industry City for brunch because 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.760 with it like a farmer's market in there now. Now, 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:44.080 Industry City is a group of what used to be 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:48.040 old out, dilapidated buildings that were factories that they've now 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:52.280 turned into beautiful places to eat and drink and walk around. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:57.480 And there's a shopping mall and farm is whatever it 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:02.520 is full of the Yeah. Anyway, so I said, ma, 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.880 I'm like, it's eleven o'clock on a Sunday morning. My 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.720 girlfriend is self quarantining herself from me. I'm not with 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.360 her right now. That's a whole other story, self quarantining herself. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.160 She quarantined herself from me. She was in a self 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.600 quarantine mode. I got you, I said, So that's a 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:20.720 whole other issue. Uh, my grandfriend is not seeing me 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.160 since I got back from my trip because of anyway. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.760 But that's a whole of the story on the Big 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:28.960 Show and on the fifteen minute Morning Show. But you 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:31.400 have the cool you know, Yeah, I have the cooties anyway. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.840 So I said, MA, perfect time, you and Daddy let's 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:40.760 go meet me. Come come to my building, Daddy and 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:44.000 we will go to brunch. Come just come. It's Sunday morning. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.760 There's nothing going on but Anthony. But there's so much 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:51.800 traffic that I'm like, Ma, I travel on Sunday mornings. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.960 This time there's no traffic between here, Jersey City and Brooklyn, 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.680 the normally rush hour. I get it, but it's Sunday 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:04.840 morning and I've done this. It's Topsy said so yeah. 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:06.640 So she goes, hey, man, it's twenty five that much 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:09.280 of a difference, I said, thirty yeah, right right, I'm no, 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:11.840 I'm I'm I'm putting an underlined tell what you're saying. 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:13.720 It wasn't. I wasn't disagreeing with there are red lights 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.560 along the way. I was accounting for them. So she's 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:19.080 so She's like, we don't, but there's traffic. And then 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:20.840 I then I, okay, so I shoot that one down, 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:25.800 Like okay, I said, Mom, trust me. Well, you'll park 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.880 in my garage. You know, no, there's no parking. There's 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:34.000 no parking around your building. She's hold on getting that right. 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.360 So she's like, there's no parking. I'm like, Mom, I'll 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.760 throw you in my girl visitors garage. It's okay, don't 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:44.000 worry about it, said Coronavirus Anthony. It's like when they 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:46.120 don't want to do something, they don't just tell you 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.120 they don't want to do it. They have to pile 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.120 excuse after excuse after excuse. I must have shot her 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:55.560 down three four different ways, like dispelling her problems. I'm like, 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:58.480 but what about the brunch place is gonna be crowded. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.880 I'm like, my, I'm are open to and it's open 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:06.919 right now. But your father wants to go to a dina. Okay, 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.480 guess what. There's a great diner in Jersey City. We 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.560 don't have to go to the Boogee brunch place. We'll 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:13.919 go to a diner. I must want to see you guys. 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:19.880 It's Sunday. But your father likes Brooklyn Water right. She 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.880 she just threw everything at me and then finally, why 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.040 don't you go see her? Then I said? And then 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.840 I said, look, I'll compromise. I said, you come into 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:29.399 the city and I'll meet you in the city. I 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:31.680 live in Jersey City. In the Manhattan is halfway. The 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.440 dick is in the middle between the woman and the walls. Right, 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.800 it's by the poop the foopa of the between Brooklyn 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:42.520 to the left. Okay, right, So I said, ma, I said, 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.760 come on, you'll have to travel fifteen minutes, no problem. 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.240 But Antony, then how are we gonna get a spot 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.640 in the city. We're gonna be circling? I said, ma, please. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:54.600 And then then by this time I hear my father 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.800 in the background starting to get is he not falling? 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:01.200 For the first five I don't want to drive there. 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.960 I don't want to and I'm sitting here on the phone. 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.720 It had to be about twelve minute minutes that I 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.159 was trying to convince my parents and I wanted to 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.600 see them for prunch. I just wanted, Anthony, your father 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:14.360 wants to be in a restaurant where you aren't. That's 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.320 what they said. They should they should have just come 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:18.760 right out with that, because here's what the problem is. 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:22.160 You're right, and you finally said, I said, look, I said, 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:25.159 with the city, all right, I said, I said, I 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:27.639 will meet you at a place. I said, it's open table. 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:29.640 I said, I will get your get you can park 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.720 in the garage by the radio station. I said, it's 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.239 gonna be fine. But then we have to take an 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:37.160 uber and it's just too much, Anthony, It's too much. 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:41.200 It's too much going on. What's going on? There's going on. 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:46.200 They don't work, they got nothing, but time they retired. 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.200 It's Sunday, and I'm like, you know, you know, it's 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.520 rare that, you know, I'm alone on a Sunday morning 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:57.359 because usually with my girlfriend mich let's have praunch. But 0:18:57.359 --> 0:19:00.480 but but Anthony golf is on the television. Dad doesn't 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:04.200 watch that. What he thinks he might start right, here's 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.400 why they're not coming. If you had given them grandchildren, 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.760 they would come to see the I'm not joking, that's 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:13.439 what's that. They're like, it's Anthony, Yeah, you had you 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.320 had a couple of kids. Do you think they would 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:17.800 do that to Stephen? Do your brother or your sister? 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:20.639 If you have your brother, said when did your brother live? 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:23.800 Long Island? He lives in in the middle of Jersey somewhere. 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:27.800 He lives in the Orange lives in West Orange, South Orange. Yeah. 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:30.480 And did they go visit him? Yeah, because she is 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.720 he has a baby. Thank you, he's a thank you. 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.160 That's my point. They'll make that truck. You live four, 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:38.639 I would say, I live. I live half this. You 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.920 live another half hour closer than he is, maybe four minutes. Yeah, 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.320 I know where he lives yet ye. So, but that's 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:46.959 why he's got a dog. He's got a house with 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:50.480 properties an extra rooms in case they're tired and needed 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:52.960 a nap. He's got it. It probably has an extra 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.680 refrigerator in the garage. So well, I'm not rolling out 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.160 the welcome wagon for my parents. Well enough, I don't 0:19:58.160 --> 0:19:59.880 have because I live in a in a high rise 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:03.439 in an urban area. Like when I say urban, I 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:07.159 mean like you this moment, No, I want to let 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:09.679 people know that I meant okay, okay. So you know 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:12.160 it's this Sunday two days from now. It was last 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.240