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Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: O Gliser, here's Nikki. Hello, here I am It's Nicky

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Speaker 2: Glazer podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm in Saint Louis, Missouri,

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Speaker 2: alone in studio. My sister was maybe gonna make an

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Speaker 2: appearance on this show today, but she couldn't get a babysitter.

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Speaker 2: And when she floated the idea to my parents yesterday,

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Speaker 2: where she was like, Nikki asks me to be on

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Speaker 2: the podcast, and they were all hanging out. That's when

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Speaker 2: they're supposed to go, We'll watch the kids while you

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Speaker 2: do it, she said they didn't. They didn't pick up

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Speaker 2: the bait. What if they brought the kids.

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Speaker 3: I'm extra microphones. Wouldn't they bring What did she bring

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Speaker 3: the kids?

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Speaker 2: That would be such hell to listen to? It's hell

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Speaker 2: to be around when you love them more than anything

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Speaker 2: you've ever loved anything. So I think if you're just

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Speaker 2: a podcast listener, it would truly be a hell on

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Speaker 2: earth to listen to those screaming kids. It'd be cute

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Speaker 2: at first and maybe interesting. We could do something with it,

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Speaker 2: I believe me. It crossed my mind. But then it

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Speaker 2: also crossed my mind that they would we would get

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Speaker 2: in a good conversation. The kids would wander around my

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Speaker 2: apartment and there would be something a very tragic image

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Speaker 2: befell my brain and I don't want to go into

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Speaker 2: what I thought about, but it's like I want to

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Speaker 2: high rise. Okay, so a little eric a plan? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Michael Jackson, No, no, no, Michael Jackson is the best

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Speaker 2: way that could end. Just a dangling baby is different

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Speaker 2: than one that drops to his death. So yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: but you read a hit song about it. I think

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Speaker 2: I never I never got why people are like he

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Speaker 2: wrote a song about it, he made he profited off

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Speaker 2: his kid's death. Sorry that he felt his feelings and

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Speaker 2: that's what came out.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it was thoms that made art.

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Speaker 2: Are you supposed to just put that song up for

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Speaker 2: charity to keep windows, to have better regulations for windows

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Speaker 2: and high rises? Is that what you're supposed to do

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Speaker 2: with that money so you don't profit off your son's death.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure as soon as his son hurdle to his death,

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Speaker 4: he was like, yes, another song.

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Speaker 2: It just starts, Oh, that's wonderful tonight, hold on what wonderful?

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Speaker 4: What if?

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Speaker 2: Wonderful? Tonight was the song that was inSpot it's just

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Speaker 2: a totally different song. We're like, wait, not Tears in Heaven.

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Speaker 2: Like no, I just realized in that moment how much

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Speaker 2: I was connected with my wife because they weren't gonna

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Speaker 4: He's like, no, I wrote Tears and Heaven purely for

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Speaker 4: the money. The other one was my kid that.

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Speaker 2: Would manifest it. I actually wrote Tears in Heaven prior

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Speaker 2: too such a tragic thing. But I wrote a song

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Speaker 2: the other day and I started crying when I was singing.

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Speaker 2: I told the girls chat Thus it's embarrassing to admit

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Speaker 2: to the public, but I I just felt so. And

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Speaker 2: I mean this just humorously, but it also is the

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Speaker 2: first word that came to my mind when I started

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Speaker 2: crying to the own thing that I was singing to

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Speaker 2: myself that I had just written. I felt gay, like

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Speaker 2: I felt it like the middle school definition middle school

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Speaker 2: using it for humor. I'm sorry if it hurt your feelings,

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Speaker 2: but I just felt I felt embarrassed. But then I

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Speaker 2: after it happened and I was like, oh, are you

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Speaker 2: crying to your little song, Nikki?

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Speaker 4: Are you feeling your feelings?

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Speaker 2: But I also was like I felt it and it

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Speaker 2: passed through me. And then I picked up which I

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Speaker 2: how to Write One Song. So I was just and

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Speaker 2: it's kind of a small book. It looks like a

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Speaker 2: So it's it's the size of its inviting. And I

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Speaker 2: I always pictured putting it in a nook where I

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Speaker 2: you just feel like it's my two people, it's too uncomfortable,

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Speaker 2: but one person it's perfect. And I always envisioned myself

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Speaker 2: and no one sits on it, and we just put

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Speaker 2: guitar hero on it. But I took a tar hero

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Speaker 2: be on my balcony, but it's too thin. It's the tiniest,

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Speaker 2: the length or the width of it. Yeah, it's so

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Speaker 2: I So I was like, so it was so perfect.

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Speaker 2: I use the couch, I read this book. That was

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Speaker 2: also put my phone on the other couch. Get out

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Speaker 2: which is very much not how I read. And then

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Speaker 2: right outside. A bird fly in. No the best part

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Speaker 2: of it. That's Noah's nightmare. And mine would be like

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Speaker 2: so funny, Noah, that that is your absolute nightmare. I

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Speaker 2: want to say. I love birds. I just don't like

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Speaker 2: the wings will This is like in the face. This

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Speaker 3: It's like the chick from Love is Blind that you

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Speaker 3: sent yes. So this is a common fear and I

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Speaker 3: do not judge it. I was so happy to hear

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Speaker 2: Poke holes in it. So what is the fear.

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Speaker 3: Though, I'm okay, just like case seeing the birds slam

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not fun either, seeing a little bird get

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it freaks out on my face.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so there we go. So it's going to

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Speaker 2: the wings hitting me in the face. That seems kind

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Speaker 2: of cool. I don't want the dander. Is that the

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Speaker 2: your eye? Okay, that's a logical fear. Honestly that it

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Speaker 2: sounds like horrible. Okay, so what happened in the story,

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Speaker 2: But let me just poke a hole in it with

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Speaker 2: my beak, Okay, a poke hole in your eye. Of logic,

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Speaker 2: birds under duress are not going to like attack. The

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Speaker 2: and it would probably not happen because you're gonna close

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Speaker 2: fly into you. A bird that flies in your house

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Speaker 2: my experience of trying to catch birds in houses, which

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Speaker 2: It's never happened that way. I always had to put

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Speaker 2: not want anything to do with you. But I that

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Speaker 2: being said, continue your fears. It's who cares, Okay, not

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Speaker 2: You're missing out on a lot of life by doing that.

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Speaker 2: And I know you say no, I take the train

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Speaker 4: Scared of the gigantic pine cones in my neighborhood I've

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Speaker 2: Of them, so you're not going to get hit. It's

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Speaker 4: I'm scared. Well, I'm scared that of the one day

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Speaker 4: that I don't think about. Yes, that's what happens. That's like, no,

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Speaker 2: I don't think hitting, but getting hit by a pine

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Speaker 2: it's memorable. Ye're crowd if you're a few old in public. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know about the crowd. I don't really want

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Speaker 2: so I'd like the story to take on a tale

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Speaker 2: it gets spread around and then my death is like almost. Uh.

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Speaker 2: There's some people who's you only know about because they died.

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Speaker 2: I e. Eric Clefton's son. I bet he'd be We

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Speaker 2: wouldn't know who he is now maybe we would, who knows?

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. It's just like some people

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Speaker 2: become immortalized by their death. Yeah, WHOA Like I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to think of Well, I just follow a lot of

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Speaker 2: I know that person because they died, but I have

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Speaker 2: you know, the Falling Man on nine to eleven, Like

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Speaker 2: that person's famous, even though they didn't weren't able to

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Speaker 2: identify it. The dust Woman on nine to eleven.

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Speaker 4: Well, the falling picture. The Falling Man on nine to

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Speaker 4: eleven invented the snuggie, so he would have been remembered.

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Speaker 4: That was the same guy.

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Speaker 2: Wait, the Snuggy pre dated nine to eleven so much,

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Speaker 2: and the Falling Man certainly did not survive.

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Speaker 4: That the falling man invented the snuggie and now and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah, I gotta remember to peep for this.

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Speaker 2: Like I like the idea of girl, a girl having

431
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,159
Speaker 2: something heinous done to her and she's like, thanks for

432
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,360
Speaker 2: the reminder. It made me laugh a lot, and I

433
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,720
Speaker 2: even it didn't even do that well, but it was

434
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,720
Speaker 2: so funny to me that. I was like, someone write

435
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 2: that down. It's just like what an artist someone write down.

436
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,479
Speaker 2: Peeing in your guy, peeing in your mouth reminds you

437
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 2: to pee after sex. Yeah, and I said that out

438
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 2: loud inside a uh, you know, theater that's mainly meant

439
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 2: for orchestral performances because I'm an artist. Okay, let's go

440
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 2: to break. Come see us this weekend in Cincinnati and

441
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,600
Speaker 2: in Gary, Indiana. That's Friday night and Saturday night, Gary first,

442
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,920
Speaker 2: and then Cincinnati is gonna be great shows. And then

443
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,480
Speaker 2: a bunch a bunch of tour dates coming up this

444
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 2: summer just announced. Just go to Nikki Glazer dot com

445
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,800
Speaker 2: and you can check those tour dates and come see me.

446
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 2: The shows have been so fun, it's gonna be a

447
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:40,359
Speaker 2: big uh. It's gonna be a big, fun summer of touring.

448
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,160
Speaker 2: So I want you to be a part of it, busties,

449
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 2: and I will see you there and we'll be back

450
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:49,879
Speaker 2: after this. All right, we're back. So before the show began,

451
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:54,400
Speaker 2: Brian and I were chit chatting about what did you say,

452
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 2: shadow people?

453
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,760
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I well shadow people. We got into the

454
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 4: ghosts for a second there. Yeah, And then I said

455
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,120
Speaker 4: while we were talking. You were talking about your mind surgery. Yeah,

456
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,639
Speaker 4: my mom had to get eye led surgery so she

457
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 4: could see better.

458
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 2: Yes, so she she got like a blethoroplasty, which is

459
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 2: what I've probably determined she got, which is like where

460
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 2: they take skin out of your eyelids because they get

461
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 2: so droopy. But this his mom could not see because

462
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,400
Speaker 2: her eyelids were being pressed down by all the skin

463
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 2: and gravity and age, and that is wild. So she

464
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: had to do it just so she could see better.

465
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can't. I didn't even notice. I couldn't

466
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 4: even tell.

467
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 2: Brian didn't notice.

468
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 4: And she looks fair.

469
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 2: To be fair, you don't look people in their eyes.

470
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, not really.

471
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: I mean it's I kind of don't either. So I

472
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 2: look at people's mouths a lot, and their shoulder and stuffy.

473
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Speaker 4: I look away. When I am in a deep conversation

474
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 4: with someone, I look away.

475
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I noticed that about you. But I

476
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 2: think I might as well, or or I probably do.

477
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 2: If you look away, I probably take it as a

478
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Speaker 2: side I shouldn't be just staring at this person's eyes,

479
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 2: so like I naturally look away, but it wouldn't be

480
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, but that's that's probably why you didn't know.

481
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 4: Times I'm making eye contact with somebody while I'm talking

482
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 4: to them, and I feel like I'm being rude, Like

483
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Speaker 4: does this person want me to be drilling into their face?

484
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 3: Right?

485
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Speaker 2: Well, they can always look away, and then then you

486
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 2: can know.

487
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 4: That you can't because then you lose the battle.

488
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 2: Well, then yes, that person should feel threats that you

489
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 2: say me searing as this person isn't this rude? And oh,

490
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 2: Brian just look away? Well, then I would lose the battle. Yeah,

491
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 2: you're engaging in battle with someone who doesn't know they're

492
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 2: in battle. That is rude.

493
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Speaker 4: I'd like it, that's what you think. Me. Do you

494
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 4: have any whole wheat bread? And then they look away

495
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 4: because they work at Trader Joe's. Yeah, you're a cook.

496
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate eye contact. Could be so it's too much, dude,

497
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't.

498
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Speaker 4: I really can't do it for very long. I really

499
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 4: like no.

500
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 2: I think I'm the same way, and I feel seen

501
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 2: and I start to feel like I'm falling in love

502
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 2: and I don't want to do that with my optometrist.

503
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 2: But that's when you gotta you look like in their eye,

504
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,719
Speaker 2: their eye is looking in your eye, like two inches

505
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: from your eye. I mean you can't see it, so

506
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 2: it doesn't feel as intense, but there's a vibe.

507
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 4: Sometimes I wish I would live in Japan because in

508
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 4: Japan you're not supposed to look people in the eye.

509
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,360
Speaker 4: It's different. You have to show defference.

510
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting. I don't think I knew that about.

511
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 4: I don't even think I know that there's just a

512
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 4: baby making, but I do remember, I do. I think

513
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,239
Speaker 4: it's a thing.

514
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, well we were talking about his mom probably

515
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: not being able to see I'm like, oh my god,

516
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: now she's can see a whole new world. And I

517
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: was like, what's something on your periphery that like you

518
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: go through life, if you didn't have peripheral vision, you

519
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 2: just like wouldn't know it's there. And uh, Brian said, ghosts. Yeah,

520
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: and I love that ghost just hang like right.

521
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 4: Here, but they do.

522
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 2: They're called if you're fast enough, you can catch them.

523
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 4: There's something type of ghosts called shadow people, and they.

524
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: Go, they're it. That's there. There's a peripheral ghost and

525
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: it's called shadow people.

526
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that you can only see them in your periphery

527
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 4: and they're not really go there like interdimensional beings, and

528
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 4: a lot of people claim that they see them in

529
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 4: their periphery and we don't really know where they came

530
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 4: from or what they are, but they can only be

531
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Speaker 4: seen in that way.

532
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: I feel bad for people who truly believe these things

533
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 2: are going on, because if they are true, they it's

534
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:24,479
Speaker 2: so annoying that no one believes you. And also, you know,

535
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 2: it sounds crazy, but you feel it's so real that

536
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 2: you can't, Like, what would you do if some you

537
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 2: believed something insane and no one else believed it, you know,

538
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 2: like it would suck. But that I was listening to

539
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 2: the beginning of a podcast about alien abductions and how

540
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 2: they started in nineteen forty something, maybe into the sixties

541
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 2: around there, within those two decades, and then they kind

542
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 2: of stopped in like right with the advent of the smartphone.

543
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: So like reports of alien abduction just like went away

544
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 2: when people started being able to like film stuff. And

545
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 2: I don't know the connection there, but that's what the

546
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 2: hosts kind of surmise from the timeline is maybe smartphones

547
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: made it go away, but it was something that people

548
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,479
Speaker 2: didn't claim to have happened to them until other they

549
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 2: heard stories of other people doing it. So there's a big,

550
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: samous story about an alien reduction and then all of

551
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 2: a sudden everyone's like, I was abducted. But also maybe

552
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: they didn't know what happened to them until they heard

553
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: someone else did, and then that made them come forward.

554
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 2: Who knows.

555
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 4: There was also a lot there's also trending different types

556
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 4: of aliens abducting people, Like in the seventies there were

557
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 4: a lot of aliens who were obsessed with preventing the

558
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 4: world from being destroyed in nuclear apocalypse, which, okay, all

559
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 4: like that makes it.

560
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 2: The seventies were about yeah it's.

561
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 4: Cold War, yeah yeah, And a lot of the aliens

562
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 4: in the seventies were these Nordic, beautiful white men and

563
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 4: women who had come down. Instead of looking like the

564
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 4: typical gray extraterrestrials, they were like humanoid. They were called Nordics,

565
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 4: and that was a lot of the seventies. And they

566
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 4: come down and they fuck you, and you'd fuck them

567
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 4: and everything with great and they'd say, by the way,

568
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 4: we got to stop Gorbachev.

569
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 2: In the middle of an alien gang bang. Yes, wait

570
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: aes I get so they would fuck you, So what

571
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 2: happened to the Where are the ones that look the

572
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 2: head have heads like guitar picks.

573
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are good.

574
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 2: Those come in.

575
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 4: Those are grays. Those were the ogs. I have a

576
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 4: theory about the gray aliens, and that is when I

577
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 4: think people who say they were abducted by gray will begin.

578
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: Can you just give your let besties know that you

579
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: are very knowledgeable about the subject and why?

580
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, I had a podcast called The Unbelievable

581
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 4: Podcast from uh twenty eleven to twenty eighteen that was

582
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 4: all about the years. Yeah.

583
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 2: Tim Dillon was a co host the Psyche.

584
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 4: For one year. He was the co host. Yeah, I know,

585
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 4: it was a long time. It was pretty popular, but ultimately,

586
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 4: ultimately it was we stopped because it was a lot

587
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 4: of work for me. It was a lot of research,

588
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 4: a lot of clip getting, and I was just like,

589
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 4: I can't spend twenty hours a week doing research for

590
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 4: this podcast. Even though I loved the podcast and I

591
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 4: loved all the unbelievers were the names of our listeners

592
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 4: cool and uh yes, miss I missed the podcast boom.

593
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 4: I stopped it in twenty eighteen, and then I wonder

594
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 4: what would have happened if I kept going through COVID.

595
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 2: Hmmm.

596
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 4: At the same time, I'm glad I stopped when I did,

597
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 4: because I stopped pretty much when conspiracy theories started getting

598
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 4: not fun anymore. Oh, like they were just all racist.

599
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 4: It was just like there was there was nothing. It

600
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 4: was no longer like is Bigfoot reel? It was more like,

601
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 4: are the Jews behind your right?

602
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,479
Speaker 2: That did take off? Let's get back to the Nordic

603
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: aliens fucking us away from pedophiles in pizza joints.

604
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 4: So my theory about gray aliens is I believe that

605
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 4: that is a psychological phenomenon of people re experiencing their trauma,

606
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 4: perhaps in a lucid sleep state or just having a

607
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 4: PTSD style traumatic re experiencing a trauma, and a lot

608
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 4: of the trauma comes from childhood, when you're a baby.

609
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 4: Perhaps I believe a lot of people who claim that

610
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 4: they were abducted by gray aliens are re experiencing a

611
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 4: molestation from when they were when they were maybe even

612
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 4: a baby or a kid. And the reason why the

613
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 4: ale and that's why a lot of aliens will do

614
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 4: anal probing. They'll take you up into their ship. You'll

615
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 4: be they're touching you and The reason why gray aliens

616
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 4: look like they do is because when you're a baby

617
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 4: and your perception, yeah, it's just a gray, fuzzy thing,

618
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 4: big black eyes. This is just what a baby perceives

619
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 4: a person.

620
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Brian, this is probably pretty pretty good.

621
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Speaker 4: SERI I like that. Yeah. So I believe all the

622
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 4: people that are certain that they have been abducted by

623
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 4: gray aliens, a lot of them are probably just reliving

624
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 4: their molestation trauma from childhood. I'm not saying it's all

625
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 4: of them. There's also a lot of them who just

626
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 4: want to make money or just want attention. But the

627
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 4: reason I think that's why the great I think it's

628
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 4: a real phenomenon. I think that the people who are

629
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 4: thinking that they were abducted by gray aliens actually do

630
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 4: see that and believe it and believe it's happening.

631
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

632
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, But it's just like some of the psychosomatic pains.

633
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 4: It's like your brain.

634
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean it didn't happen to you because you're experiencing

635
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 2: it like it did. So I'm not taking that away

636
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: from you that it was terrifying and that you literally

637
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: think you were abducted by aliens and you feel but

638
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: it might not be that, but that doesn't take anything

639
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 2: from your experience. Yeah, I mean people don't like to

640
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: feel like they're crazy. People think they're crazy because but

641
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: it's crazy. Is like, it's not your fault. Your brain's

642
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: just doing something weird to help you cope. Potentially, if

643
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 2: you're theory so weird, it's protective I think, mm hmmm, yeah,

644
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 2: to oh, to make it feel like it's so you

645
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 2: don't have to think of it's your dad.

646
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: Or your uncle or what may, or maybe to help

647
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 3: you make sense of it for closure.

648
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 4: Or it truly is like a disorder, Like if you're

649
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 4: just hearing voices in your head and you say that

650
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 4: it's Satan talking to you, like you need to get

651
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 4: like medicated for that.

652
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: That's why I asked you if you knew about gang stalking.

653
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 4: And oh, yeah, what's that?

654
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: Really creeped me out. I found it through Reddit and someone,

655
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 2: you know, someone just had commented in another reddit like

656
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 2: sounds like gang stocking, and I like, went to the

657
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: subreddit and it's for people who feel it's it's there's

658
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 2: a let me just read it. Gang Stocking or group

659
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 2: stalking is a set of persecutor persecutor persecutory beliefs sorry,

660
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 2: in which those affected believe they are being followed, stalked,

661
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 2: and harassed by a large number of people. The term

662
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 2: is associated with targeted individual ti uh oh boy, do

663
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: you know what that is? Oh, you can stalk whatever

664
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 2: you like. Okay, So online communities, yeah. A twenty sixteen

665
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 2: year Times article estimated that more than ten thousand people

666
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: were participating in nonline communities organized around the conviction that

667
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: it's members are victims of a sprawling conspiracy to harass

668
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 2: thousands of every day of Americans with mind control weapons

669
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: and armies of so called gang stokers. So if you

670
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 2: go to the gang stoker or subreddit, it's just people's

671
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: being like, people are following me and this is what

672
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: happened to me today. And the guy in the striped

673
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: shirt was like, it's just people feeling like they're being

674
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: Truman showed a little bit, but also harassed and like

675
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: really fucked with.

676
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 4: And is that different from paranoid schizophrenia?

677
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: That's what people think it is, is like people suffering

678
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: with that, or people suffering from drug like symptoms like

679
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: meth symptoms or sleeplessness or just you know, yeah, it's

680
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 2: just but they all agree, and they it's kind of

681
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 2: cute that they all have this community where they do

682
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 2: believe that their whole life is being monitored and they're

683
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: being stalked, and it's like, it's nice that they have

684
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: a way to connect. It's like Orange theory, m h.

685
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 2: It's like a community. It builds community that you're chasing

686
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 2: or you're being chased. I mean, I guess you're chasing

687
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: goals and orange theory, but yeah, it's just like it's

688
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 2: I sometimes like whenever gang stalking comes up on Reddit,

689
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: because people make fun of it, you know, in the comments,

690
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 2: I always go and check out what they're talking about,

691
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: and then sometimes I get a little scared because they

692
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: sometimes like it would be terrifying to live this way.

693
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: So I actually I have empathy for them. I'm not

694
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 2: like just making fun of them. I feel like, really

695
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: sad that that would be horrible to think that you

696
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: were your life was trim and show.

697
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and but I've had.

698
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: People that friends with bipolar believe some wild stuff, and

699
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 2: I guess I've believed some wild stuff in my mental

700
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: illness journey along the way. Then I'm just like, what

701
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: were you thinking? But I always felt like I had

702
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: a control over it. You know. I never felt out

703
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: of control of my mind or body too much except

704
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: when I drank maybe, And that's why I quit doing that,

705
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 2: because that's when you That's truly an saying that we

706
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: get blackout drunk and we just send our blackout selves.

707
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: It's like sending. It's a show where they send a

708
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 2: toddler out to get groceries. The Japanese show that's what

709
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: you do when you get It's called like I Forget.

710
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: It was a hit on Netflix for a bit, but

711
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: they send like a three year old and they monitor

712
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: it closely, but it just like goes out to get

713
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: to do a task into the city and they just

714
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 2: follow it. That's what you do when you get blackout drunk.

715
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 2: You just are like, all right, let's just see what happens.

716
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: I loved it. I loved it so much. Why did

717
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: I like it? See that's fucked up that I liked it?

718
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 2: M Yeah, like, how do you even? I mean you like, remember, oh,

719
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: I would just say to my friends, let's get blackout,

720
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 2: Like I liked blacking out so much?

721
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 3: So you liked Did you like the Journey to Blackout

722
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 3: or did you knowing that you are blacked out.

723
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 2: I guess I liked the journey to blacking out because

724
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: it would always just involve like dancing and being loud

725
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 2: and like confident and like just happy literally just happy,

726
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: you know, like excited about life, no worries. And then

727
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 2: the black out part, I guess was just I liked

728
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: that because it was risky. I guess they're risky.

729
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 4: It was risky.

730
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 2: It was there's a little part of it when I'm

731
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 2: going back and remembering, like, Okay, we're gonna get blackout tonight.

732
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: It was a little bit like shoplifting, like I'll get

733
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: away with it. I'll probably survive and get through, but

734
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 2: it's not gonna it's gonna feel it's risky, like will

735
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 2: you what's gonna happen tonight? What are you ben? Where

736
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 2: are you gonna end up? When?

737
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 3: What?

738
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 2: When your eyes open tomorrow? Where will you be? You

739
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 2: don't know you're sending yourself out blindly?

740
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 3: Did you have any friend who would bring you home?

741
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 3: I mean, how did you get a blackout?

742
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,760
Speaker 2: I would say, let's get blackout, meaning everyone blackout tonight.

743
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 2: You never drank like that, nah, I did.

744
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,439
Speaker 3: But I always knew who was going to drive me home.

745
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: Good for you, even though from New York City. Though

746
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 2: it was like, we'll just take a cab or something,

747
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

748
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I have been in a cab. But like

749
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 3: you know, I guess when you're at the end of

750
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 3: the night, when you're blackout and you you're in a

751
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 3: cab with a stranger, something like works extra in your brain,

752
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 3: Like you can't fall asleep, you have to make sure

753
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 3: you get home.

754
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, something, but it feels like at some point you're

755
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 2: so drunk there's nothing that any nothing, there's no saving you,

756
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 2: like it's it. I loved John Mulaney's joke about how

757
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 2: he would black out. I really related to it, and

758
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 2: I loved that he wrote it because I felt so

759
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 2: alone with this. But I would black out after like

760
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: three beers because my body just but I knew what

761
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 2: was happening because I had heard them malany joke before

762
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 2: this started happening to me. You know, this is after

763
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 2: drinking for years. But I would take like a couple

764
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 2: of beers and then but he said, his doctor said,

765
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 2: He's like, why do I black out after a couple

766
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: of drinks? And his uh, doctor said, because your body

767
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: like knows where this is going it like never doesn't

768
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 2: go that way. So it's just it's like they're shutting

769
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 2: down early. And I was like, oh my god, like

770
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 2: lights out, Like let's just shut it, like we know

771
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 2: we're closing, no more customers are coming in, let's just

772
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 2: shut it down. And so I really related to that,

773
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 2: and that's kind of helped me know I had a problem.

774
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 2: Comedy can heal you.

775
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 4: I used to do that at the deli that I

776
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 4: worked at. I worked at a deli when I was

777
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 4: for a long time, and sometimes it would be like

778
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 4: the deli's closing at nine, and I would lock the

779
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 4: door at like seven thirty and turn off the lights,

780
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 4: and then people would come up and it would be

781
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 4: so mad because they're like that focus.

782
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 2: It's not even people don't know that small businesses like

783
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 2: they can set their own hours. There's no law that

784
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: makes it so they have to be open. But when

785
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 2: you are a customer, you just feel like you.

786
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 4: Said you would be Yeah, well, to be fair, the

787
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 4: owner of the delhi wanted it to be open.

788
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 2: But I mean, let's just say you're a man who

789
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: owns the deli and you wanted to disclose early that night.

790
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it happens in small towns, like you're you're

791
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 4: all on the Delhi, but you're also the fire Marshal

792
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 4: and it's like, well, I gotta close down the deli

793
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 4: to go.

794
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: But it is is so enraging when you are a

795
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 2: person who is, oh my god, going to a restaurant

796
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 2: or something, or like you just feel so entitled, Like

797
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 2: but Google said, and it's like what entitles you to

798
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 2: this business right now? It's like it's uh, yeah, so

799
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: gangs talking. Yeah, that is an interesting subreddit and really

800
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: opened my eyes to a world I didn't know and

801
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 2: so did. I'm just opening my eyes to so many

802
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: new subcultures. Orange Theory. I mean, I feel bad that

803
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 2: I like I felt like I would bad mouth THEMB

804
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: in some way or made fun of them yesterday. I

805
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 2: want to be clear, like I even went. I told

806
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: my plates instructor about going to Orange Theory and she

807
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I thought you were gonna love it.

808
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 2: She was like, I love it. So it's something that

809
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 2: pilates instructors do love ones that are so I'm not

810
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 2: making fun. It's not a bad workout. It actually is good.

811
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 2: Just wasn't for me because I just I don't need that.

812
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: I don't. It's too loud. The music's too loud, and

813
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: the guy talking is too loud. And I'm a little

814
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: sensitive sound bitch. Lately, if I wore I if I

815
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 2: went back, I would wear earplugs.

816
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what's been loud lately that I

817
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 4: really am mad at is the airplane speakers. Like when

818
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 4: they why is that so loud and piercing?

819
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 2: Thank you good things? It's one out of ten is

820
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 2: truly causing damage to people's ear drums if they are

821
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: within five feet of that thing, like the people seated

822
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 2: closest to the speakers are in Hell, it's not okay.

823
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 2: And you are such an asshole for talking way more

824
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 2: than you need to. I've been saying it for years,

825
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: but no one, no one needs to know the speed

826
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 2: of the wind.

827
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: In the city you're landing in. No one's ever felt

828
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: been interested in that unless it's like sixty mile an

829
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: hour winds. We don't give a shit that the or

830
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: what direction the wind.

831
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 2: Is coming from. Yeah, why do we have that information?

832
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: Why why don't you tell us where we can pick

833
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 2: up an uber when we get it, because there are

834
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: no signs that I feel so bad for anyone who's

835
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 2: like sending their parents to a new city to figure

836
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 2: out where the ride share is to get their uber X.

837
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 2: I am an experienced uber finder, and airports leave you

838
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 2: high and dry. There's no one around. There's no one

839
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 2: to ask for help. If there's anyone working in a

840
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 2: baggage claim, it's these two ladies that are trying to

841
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 2: get you to go Mormon. There's no there's no help desk,

842
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 2: there isn't or you have to talk to anyone. You

843
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 2: have to go into one of the offices, and there

844
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 2: are already people lined up because they're back. There's just

845
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: no one around, and it is so hard to find.

846
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: If you are in charge of the layout of an airport,

847
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: did you all get together and decide that we are

848
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 2: going to make so few signs about it. We don't

849
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 2: want them to find it. What is in it for

850
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 2: you to not have people find you?

851
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 3: Well?

852
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 4: La exit? Can you imagine an lax It just says

853
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 4: la exit, which isn't a word.

854
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: If you imagine that they tried to brand it and

855
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 2: make a special exit that is that makes no sense.

856
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 4: Can you imagine you're from a foreign country and you

857
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 4: land in lax and you're trying to find an uber

858
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 4: or a way to get around La Exit. It's not

859
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 4: even something that you can look up what it means.

860
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 2: Confusing. I'm not kidding you, like I get. I just

861
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 2: get sad when I struggle to find these ride chairs.

862
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: I always just think about my mom landing in the

863
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: city by herself for like a girl's trip or something,

864
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: and how it would add like an hour to her

865
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 2: already struggling day where she's carrying a bag. Like make

866
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: it easy for old people, you assholes. Make more signs,

867
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 2: be more explicit. So yeah, why doesn't the pilot talk

868
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 2: about where that?

869
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 4: That's so funny? He gives you use He's just like,

870
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 4: the winds are going to be sixty miles per hour.

871
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 4: The city was founded in eighteen seventy.

872
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 2: And guess what, none of it is ever The river.

873
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 4: Is flowing three miles an hour.

874
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 2: But I'm not kidding you. Have you ever not heard

875
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: the wind speed of the city you're about to learn?

876
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,760
Speaker 4: No, they always the speed and I go up, Why

877
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 4: looks like my catamaran's not gonna happen.

878
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 2: Have you ever like even thought about like when they

879
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: say that, does it make your mind do anything? Mine?

880
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 2: It just goes, it flushes right away. It's like when

881
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 2: you flush and you poop and you flush, and so

882
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 2: it never even sins in the bowl. It just goes

883
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 2: right down out a flush.

884
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes, Oh, you don't even have to flush. Sometime

885
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 4: it just.

886
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 2: Goes as you're flushing, you you flush, That's what that

887
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: information does through. It never even touches the bowl. For me,

888
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 2: it's worthless. I'm sick of it. And it's too loud.

889
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: You're too loud, And I know I got loud on

890
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 2: this rant too, but I did try to move them

891
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: like away from my face while I was screaming, which

892
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 2: pilots man, some of you like to be heard, and

893
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: some of you flight attendants like to be heard. And

894
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm in the mood for it. Sometimes I like

895
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 2: a little joke, but most of the time I'm not.

896
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 2: But I just turn up my airplane noise. It's none

897
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: of my business. I like that they're trying to be cheery,

898
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 2: but if they're a little bit cunty with that cheeriness,

899
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: I don't care for that. That is really like annoying

900
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 2: to me. If you're trying to be funny but you're

901
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 2: just being mean.

902
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 4: Cheeriness they're trying to force their cheeriness on you, and

903
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 4: it's like I'm in the middle of a flight, right.

904
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 2: It's not cheery though, it's it's being. It's saying mean

905
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 2: things and being like and you know, we what's an example.

906
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: I kind of like the one where they're like, we

907
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 2: don't want to we will take your we will find

908
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 2: your air pods and they will be on eBay by

909
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: the end of the day. Like I don't mind that.

910
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 2: It's like a teacher that's like a it's just when

911
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 2: they get kind of when you can sense their yes,

912
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: when they We've all had teachers like this. What teachers

913
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 2: that would be funny about stuff the they need to

914
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: tell us and teachers that would be funny. But it's

915
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: cruel and they hate you, and there's a simmering hatred

916
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 2: for you. I can just you're not masking it as

917
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: well as you think you are. Women and men who

918
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: gets the funny it? It feels feminine to me, whatever

919
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 2: it is, it is a feminine thing of like being

920
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 2: because guess what I got it in me too. I

921
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 2: love being mean with jokes, but it's not the funniest

922
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: you can be, and it's not pleasant, but I do

923
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 2: love being vindictive with jokes, so I get it too.

924
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 2: I'm a flight attendant in my soul. All right, well

925
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 2: we have to take a break and we'll be right back.

926
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 2: And we're back. Do you have a ramp brand? Yeah,

927
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 2: let's go.

928
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 4: Enough with the credit card offers for thirty minutes at

929
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 4: the end of the flights. Can we stop? And I'm

930
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 4: not really even mad at the people at the at

931
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 4: the person making the announcement. I know they have to

932
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 4: do it for work. I'm not mad at the corporations

933
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 4: for trying to offer you credit cards. I'm mad at

934
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 4: the fucking people who take the pamphlets.

935
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: There's people people don't they don't take this.

936
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 4: I see people.

937
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: They must because they've been doing it for years, and

938
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 2: they wouldn't do something for years if it didn't work.

939
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 2: People must be taking these pamphlets. Well, these people just

940
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: want these miles.

941
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 4: Well, can you get a credit card somewhere some other time.

942
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm even a little bit like.

943
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: Maybe you're so right, Hey, you guys, let's all agree

944
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 2: to not take those pamphlets anymore, to send a message

945
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 2: that will do it on our own time, and they'll

946
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: stop if they're not getting from that, but actually they

947
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: might still take it as a sale because they might

948
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: track that that person who got that credit card the

949
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,479
Speaker 2: next day was on a flight before and heard the pitch.

950
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 4: It's just free advertising, you'r a it is.

951
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: They make the battle for your.

952
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 4: Attention, and any time that they can get your attention

953
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 4: that they will in certain ad.

954
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: You're I'm not even kidding, Like I'm kind of surprised

955
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 2: we're not getting Like there's not an airline that just

956
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 2: plays ads the whole time and it's like ten minute

957
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 2: spirits that you it's coming.

958
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just keep a great idea because.

959
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 2: People would take a fifty dollars flight and watch ads

960
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 2: the whole time.

961
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I mean you do get ads when

962
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 3: you're watching the videos, even on the apps.

963
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 2: You're knocked out of watching the videos in this flight,

964
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,760
Speaker 2: you have to your eyes are kept open.

965
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the opposite of a conversation.

966
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 2: And you're marketed things for people like you who are

967
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: willing to pick up. No, poor people that have to

968
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 2: do that, have to do this to it's mine. It

969
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: will be mind control that will be gang sucking. I mean,

970
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 2: I can't imagine people like I signed up for Disney

971
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: Plus so I could watch Ara's tour and I I

972
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 2: sign up for I Have. I'm lucky enough to be

973
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 2: able to afford premium versions of things where I don't

974
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 2: have to watch ads on these streaming and when I

975
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,479
Speaker 2: see an ad, I get like if Anya pull something

976
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 2: on her phone and I watched the ad before we

977
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: watch a YouTube video together, I just go like, give

978
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 2: to send it to me, like I can't, I won't

979
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: do this, but it is it's so disrespectful that they're like,

980
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 2: if you can afford it, you don't have to watch

981
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: this slop, But if you can't, we're gonna sell you

982
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 2: a bunch of more shits so you'll be even more poor.

983
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: So then you can't. Then you'll have to get the

984
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: version that has six ads instead of three, because you're

985
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 2: gonna buy so much shit you're gonna be even poor.

986
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 2: It's like, why that's cruel to make people pay so

987
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 2: that they don't have to suffer. Like I don't know

988
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 2: what the solution is though.

989
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 3: Am I crazy? But back in the day when cable

990
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 3: first came out, wasn't it commercial free?

991
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: I think that was maybe like the draw of I

992
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: can't my dad would know because he started in the

993
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 2: cable industry when the cable industry started in nineteen eighty three.

994
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 2: I think my dad started and worked until two thousand

995
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 2: and thirteen in the cable industry, so he would know.

996
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 2: But I think HBO certainly is and was. HBO only

997
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 2: has ads for HBO shows, which I like.

998
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 4: Then there's like trailers that's fun.

999
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's fun. But no one watches HBO live anymore.

1000
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: And do you want to know how I know? Because

1001
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: my special Good Clean Filth was on HBO HBO the

1002
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,439
Speaker 2: other night on TV. I got not one DM about

1003
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: I didn't get any more new follows. I mean I

1004
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: didn't check follows because I don't really know what that

1005
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: is like or how to check that really unless you're

1006
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 2: paying close to the number. But I didn't get any

1007
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: like dms about it. I didn't get any like mentions

1008
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 2: of people putting on their story like usually if my

1009
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 2: specials airing, people people don't care, people aren't watching. The

1010
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: only time you would watch HBO as it's like just

1011
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 2: airing is if you're my parents and you have big

1012
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: Clean Filth already programmed into your system so that it

1013
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 2: will alert you when it's on or you were at

1014
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 2: a hotel and you just got in and you haven't

1015
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 2: had time to put your streaming stuff in and you

1016
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: just want to eat your Thai food because you landed

1017
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 2: late and it's cold, and you just go, Okay, I'll

1018
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 2: just see what's on, and you've put on Fox because

1019
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 2: they always have some fun game shows. You watch Beat

1020
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 2: Bobby Flay. He's on constantly, and that's a really good

1021
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: show to watch. But can I say that, Uh, my

1022
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: favorite show is if I'm just turning on the TV,

1023
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 2: it's I'm gonna go to Fox and if I'll watch

1024
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 2: late night. But usually when I land it's like a

1025
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: usually or like get back to on like a Friday

1026
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 2: night from a show late night shows haven't started yet.

1027
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 2: I want to go to bed, and it's I will

1028
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 2: watch I will check out what Fox is showing, because

1029
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: there's usually like a song about like or like a

1030
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 2: show about guessing celebrities singing or something Beat Bobby Flay.

1031
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: And then what's the other like a movie that might

1032
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 2: be that I haven't seen yet, which guess what I

1033
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: have not seen?

1034
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 4: And this is criminal okra or no, it's on a movie.

1035
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 2: What I have seen that well, no, I have not

1036
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 2: seen that. This is a movie that Okay, this is

1037
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 2: this is one of the classic comedies of of my era,

1038
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 2: of my generation. No, of my generation. I'm not sixty clueless,

1039
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 2: great guest, Noah, you are on the right track. It

1040
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 2: is l it's when I had already been doing comedy.

1041
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 2: We're talking to two thousands. No, I have not seen

1042
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 2: Miss Congeniality, but that's not the right answer. And I

1043
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 2: have also not seen Sweet Home Alabama or Legally Blonde,

1044
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 2: which I know is going to blow people's minds. But

1045
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: I don't really care about hot women being like I

1046
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 2: know they're funny. It just didn't appeal to me, and

1047
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 2: I don't know why it still doesn't. I'm sorry, but

1048
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 2: this one is like Bad.

1049
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 4: Men can't believe super Bad.

1050
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,479
Speaker 2: No, super Bad's amazing. I went on super Bad amazing,

1051
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 2: But in that it's it's right with Anchorman in terms

1052
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 2: of importance to people.

1053
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 4: Wow.

1054
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: And it's not old school, but it's right there too.

1055
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 4: Trip.

1056
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't know if I've seen year old Virgin, guest.

1057
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 2: Virgin is a good guess. I did see that. I

1058
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 2: loved it.

1059
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 4: Where's My Car?

1060
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: Loved that movie.

1061
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 4: American Pie.

1062
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: No, amazing. But we're talking later and we're talking. Okay,

1063
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 2: let's uh Harold and Kumar. No, I did see Harold

1064
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: and Kumbar. Wasn't a huge fan, but definitely a classic.

1065
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 2: You need to see. Road Trip also a classic early comedy.

1066
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 2: This is Going to Park. Okay, Will Ferrell has a cameo.

1067
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 2: That's one of the greatest things ever. Oh old dodgeball,

1068
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 2: not old school, not dodgeball.

1069
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 4: Will Ferrell cameo. Yeah, it's the greatest thing.

1070
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 2: I didn't know about. I didn't know about it. I

1071
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 2: mean I've talked about. I literally saw a clip of

1072
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: this and I go, I've never seen this Will Ferrell scene.

1073
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: He's sitting on a couch and he's like eating cereal

1074
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 2: in a robe. It was what I'm remembering, But maybe

1075
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 2: that's not it. And and Vince Vaughan is no Owen

1076
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 2: Wilson Wedding Crashers and I think it would probably be

1077
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 2: one of my favorite movies. But there's a scene with

1078
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell in it that's I have to say. It's

1079
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 2: one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

1080
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.

1081
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm talking about? That scene? Have

1082
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 2: you seen wedding.

1083
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,720
Speaker 4: Cashers definitely, but I guess I don't remember the scene

1084
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 4: for something.

1085
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 2: Really, he's like calling to his mama. He lives with

1086
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: his mom, and he's talking about uh he he's he's

1087
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 2: like the original guy that goes to weddings and.

1088
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 4: Credit Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1089
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 2: He's kind of like Jerry O'Connell's role in Can't Hardly Wait,

1090
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 2: where he's like the old guy that comes back and

1091
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, I used to do this. I used

1092
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 2: to be the coolest guy in camp. Remember that scene? Yeah,

1093
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 2: it was so good. Can Harley Wait's the best fucking movie.

1094
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 4: You know what I watched on a plane?

1095
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 2: Hmm?

1096
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 4: The Holdovers?

1097
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I see it. Yes, yeah, let's talk.

1098
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 4: About what'd you think of The Old Overs?

1099
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: What is that? I haven't heard about it? It's a

1100
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 2: Paul Giamatti plays a teacher at a private boys school

1101
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 2: that's kind of like a what is it called when

1102
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: you send your kids away and you get a boarding school?

1103
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 2: Boarding school?

1104
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 3: Thank you?

1105
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 4: A curmudge teacher from a boarding school who's with a

1106
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 4: lazy with a lazy eye, who is stuck taking care

1107
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 4: of several kids who are not able to go home

1108
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 4: for the holidays with their family.

1109
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: And he's just a stinky curmudgeon professor who smells because

1110
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: he has an actual body condition that makes him stinky.

1111
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: So he's just like unattractive and like he has a

1112
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: weird eye going one way, and he's just not and

1113
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: he's bitter about life and he's bitter about his place

1114
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 2: in life. And he could have been more in all

1115
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 2: these things he wants to He could have been an author,

1116
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 2: and he's.

1117
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 4: What about the character you're just describing Paul Giamatti, that's funny.

1118
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: So he did have to wear a weird eye, and

1119
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, he could have just been him. It doesn't

1120
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 2: you know, like his eyes are already doing something.

1121
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 4: Fun, but something fun that great, that's like a that's

1122
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 4: like a a mom or something to that fit their care.

1123
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 4: Your eyes are just doing something fun.

1124
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 2: Honestly, it is fun because it makes him who he

1125
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 2: is to watch, Like, yeah, and I'd been horny for

1126
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: Paul Giamati, especially in that Amy Schumer sketch where they

1127
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: like make out. I've been like, oh my god, he's hot.

1128
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 2: So I don't feel bad saying that about him because

1129
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 2: I actually am attracted to him. So but anyway, in

1130
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 2: this movie, he plays this professor and then he gets

1131
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 2: he has to stay with the kids who don't get

1132
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 2: to go home for the holidays because their parents suck

1133
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 2: or alcoholics, or have abandoned them or are just like,

1134
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 2: you know, mom's got a new husband, so she's going

1135
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 2: away to the Bahamas. And so these all these kids

1136
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: get stuck at this boarding school, boarding school over Christmas break,

1137
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 2: they have no school and the heat shut down and

1138
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: and Paul Gamanni has to watch them and hilarity ensues. No,

1139
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 2: it's not hilarious, it's cute. He's amazing. Paul Gmonny is great,

1140
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 2: the boys great, even though he's way too old for

1141
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 2: the role. But it's still it worked. There's one scene

1142
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 2: later on that was maybe a pickup that they did

1143
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 2: after he had you know, file grower aarp. No, he

1144
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 2: was really Yeah, it was looked a lot in the

1145
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 2: parking lot at the end, I guess it was just

1146
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 2: the end. Yeah, and he looked a lot older because

1147
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, this the lighting, you could see

1148
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 2: like fine lines on his face, yeah, not wrinkles, but like,

1149
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 2: oh he's he's older than that.

1150
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 4: And he was like driving a rental car.

1151
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: What oh, yeah, you can't do that five brow Okay,

1152
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: So then so it was good. Yeah, but best Picture nominee, no.

1153
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 4: Way, I mean I really thought it. I didn't. Yeah,

1154
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 4: I don't know what a best picture should be these days, but.

1155
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 2: I don't either, so maybe that's I thought.

1156
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 4: It reminded me of good Will hunting, and I love

1157
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 4: goodwill hunting, and that's why I was like, oh, good

1158
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 4: Will hunting. Just twenty years later.

1159
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 2: It didn't seem as like raw as good Will Hunting.

1160
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 4: It seemed quite a bit more.

1161
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 2: There's like a more machine.

1162
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 4: To it, but it was like a New England school mentormentee.

1163
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 2: Dead Poets Society was my favorite. That's that's only if

1164
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: we're going, we're going. Dead Post Society is the most

1165
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 2: fucked up, then good Will Hunting, then Holdovers. Holdovers is

1166
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 2: those two.

1167
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 4: Yeah. I didn't like that Dead Poet Society as much

1168
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 4: as Goodwill h I loved.

1169
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: It so much. I haven't watched it in years, but

1170
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 2: I remember seeing it in high school and declaring it

1171
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 2: it is my favorite film. I like loved it. I

1172
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 2: was like obsessed with it in high school and it

1173
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 2: was really old by that time anyway, but I just

1174
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,959
Speaker 2: loved that the ending was not happy.

1175
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 4: And then then the guy from House. All right, he

1176
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 4: was the the guy from House, not the main not

1177
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 4: Hugh Laurie. But I don't know anyone from House.

1178
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 2: But I do know all the other people in that movie.

1179
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 2: Ethan Hawk was in it.

1180
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 4: The main character, the main boy is Society was in House.

1181
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that. I actually haven't seen him

1182
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 2: as an adult. I know that one of the boys

1183
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 2: was so cute, and he ended up being the guy

1184
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 2: that was on news news radio, newswork, newswork, no often

1185
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: the the Aaron Sorkin thing about a newsroom, newsroom, uh, newsroom,

1186
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 2: and then he's on something else too, maybe the Good Wife.

1187
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, he's he's great though. He's in a

1188
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 2: Shumer sketch as well, one of my FA favorite ones

1189
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 2: where they are Josh Charles. Oh my god, I the

1190
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 2: biggest crush on Jos Charles, me too. Why is he

1191
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 2: so hot? Because it's kind of unassuming. I loved it.

1192
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 2: I don't know that, you know, what kind of the

1193
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 2: vibe of another guy that didn't get a lot of

1194
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 2: like girls being swoony over who they should have been

1195
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 2: swoony over Steve's.

1196
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 4: On MMMM don't mess with his on.

1197
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: Do you know who I'm talking about, Brian, No, one's

1198
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,240
Speaker 2: gonna find out in a second.

1199
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 4: Steve's on the Age.

1200
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, so that Thing You Do he was

1201
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 2: like the goofy drummers. I guess No, No, he was

1202
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 2: the basist mate. I don't know what he was.

1203
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 4: And what else is he? Bear?

1204
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 3: Kay?

1205
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 4: Joy ride diary? Will you go back for Silverman? No?

1206
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 4: The Planet of the Apes?

1207
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 2: No?

1208
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 4: What do I?

1209
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Thing You Do go before that? And what

1210
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 2: was he in before that?

1211
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 4: Uh? Strange wilderness.

1212
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 2: No, you've got You've got mail, That's what it is. Yes,

1213
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,479
Speaker 2: he was the guy in the book shop that worked

1214
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 2: with Meg Ryan, who was like so adorable. Oh god,

1215
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 2: there were some nineties guys that played that kind of character.

1216
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 2: The other one was Jerry Maguire than the manny, he

1217
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 2: was the nanny that was the man I was very

1218
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 2: attracted to him as well in the nineties.

1219
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1220
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 2: Oh, but That Thing You Do is one of the

1221
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 2: best movies of all time. Like, I don't know if

1222
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 2: it's best picture worthy, but it's it is the most

1223
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 2: watchable fucking thing. Tom Hanks kills it. Tom Scott Everett

1224
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 2: kills its.

1225
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 4: Songs from Yeah.

1226
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: And they don't even just have that song. They have bet.

1227
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 2: They even have so many songs in that movie that

1228
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:44,959
Speaker 2: are so bad.

1229
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 4: Song is so good, it sounds like it's from the Beatles.

1230
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 4: It good like a movie.

1231
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 2: Oh my God, Live Tyler is so beautiful and so

1232
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 2: perfect in it. But Tom Hanks is just great as

1233
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 2: their manager. It's just a great movie. And I love this.

1234
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 2: I just love it, like I love any movie that

1235
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 2: deals with like show business. I always whenever I would

1236
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 2: pitch ideas to people to develop I'm like, okay, so

1237
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: it's like set on a TV set, and they're like,

1238
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 2: people don't Americans don't really have an interest in this,

1239
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 2: like the regular Americans.

1240
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 4: And I'm like the show it.

1241
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 2: I know. There's always like exceptions, but by and large,

1242
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 2: Rock I know. But thirty Rock wasn't a huge hit.

1243
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 4: I got six seven seasons.

1244
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it. I think Tina Fey would say

1245
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 2: it wasn't. It is one of the best TV shows

1246
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 2: to ever exist, without question, but it was not a

1247
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 2: It was a critical hit, but I don't think it

1248
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: didn't great numbers. But I've just heard the feedback I've

1249
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 2: gotten from the world and This was like maybe three

1250
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 2: or four years ago when I was thinking about making

1251
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: a show. An average person doesn't really interested in the

1252
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 2: inner workings of Hollywood. They're just like Kiah. They don't

1253
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 2: really care, and there are exceptions to it, but like,

1254
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 2: by and large, that is not They just want to

1255
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 2: see like things that represent mostly normal life. But it's

1256
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 2: hard because I don't really relate to those like whenever

1257
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 2: they're like Nikki, let's do your character. But if she

1258
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 2: was a photographer, and I'm just like, I don't know,

1259
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 2: I would kill myself if I had to do that,

1260
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 2: no offense to photographers, like I would never have done that,

1261
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 2: and so I can't think like that. But then you go, okay,

1262
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 2: well then it's not me. So I can't be a

1263
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 2: photographer like Nicki Glazer can't be a photographer or whatever.

1264
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 2: I just picked photographer. I think Whitney was that in

1265
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 2: her show Whitney, and actually that actually worked and it

1266
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 2: would work. I just I yeah, I just found it

1267
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 2: interesting that people are like, no, we don't really care

1268
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 2: about like Studio sixty on the Sunset Strip, people weren't

1269
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: that thrilled about that show, and I fucking loved it

1270
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,439
Speaker 2: because I'm interested in that world, and I'm not saying

1271
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,959
Speaker 2: that this is all people. I think there are gonna

1272
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 2: be a lot of besties who are like, no, I

1273
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 2: love that world because you guys are savvy and cool.

1274
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 4: People are interested in the police, the fire, and the hospital,

1275
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 4: so those are the jobs they want.

1276
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 2: To see first respond to science fiction? Can I just say, like,

1277
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 2: I don't. Science fiction to me is as off limits

1278
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 2: of an interest as heavy metal music. To me, I

1279
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 2: don't understand it. I can't relate to people who like it.

1280
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 2: It's just I know, it's just but there are some

1281
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 2: things that you guys would never ever like, no matter

1282
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 2: how much time you spent with it, you couldn't. And

1283
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,439
Speaker 2: that's not true. I think, Yeah, there's just certain things

1284
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 2: that some people are totally into and you just go

1285
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 2: it's just not for me. And I don't science fiction.

1286
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 2: I don't really like other worlds that are just invented

1287
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 2: out of nothing. And my mom the other day said

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Speaker 2: the same thing. She was like, I just don't care.

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Speaker 3: About it, like fantasy stuff. I can't get into it either, But.

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Speaker 2: The people that are into it are so into it

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Speaker 2: that it makes me want to get into it because

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Speaker 2: it seems it's like sports fans or being swifty. Might

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Speaker 2: I say, like, I went in because I want to.

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Speaker 2: I love being a swifty. It's one of my favorite

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Speaker 2: things because I care so much about something and know

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Speaker 2: so many details about this thing that's like wouldn't exist

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Speaker 2: if it weren't for her mind. So it's the same

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Speaker 2: thing for our R Tolken or what JJ are?

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Speaker 3: Art?

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Speaker 2: Am I confusing people? Jay are Tolkien?

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Speaker 4: J R R Tolkien?

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Speaker 2: Is that right? I thought it's Tolkien Tolkien? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: k E I N. I didn't know, guys, get it

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Speaker 2: to or what's his name? The George R R.

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Speaker 4: Martin?

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Speaker 2: Wait, why there's so many R R s science fiction?

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Speaker 4: I mean it's uh yeah, R R Ronald.

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Speaker 2: Reagan J J Abrams.

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Speaker 4: They insulted. They inserted the r rs after the eighties

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Speaker 4: to support Ronald Reagan, and they never took.

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Speaker 2: J J R R Abrams J J R R.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeh, isn't it J J Abrams or is it j Abrams?

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Speaker 4: It's J J Abrams. Yeah, you gotta have the double

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Speaker 4: letters J J. Hey, what's up J J?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think so.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I just call him?

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Speaker 4: Wait, I have I have a I have had an idea.

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Speaker 4: I wouldnt want to forget to say, because it's about

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Speaker 4: the planes. Way back when we're talking about planes, no

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Speaker 4: go back, capitalist plan Spirit Airlines. If you want to

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Speaker 4: hit me up, I can be your marketing manager. They

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Speaker 4: should at the end of the flight, when you're walking

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Speaker 4: off the flight, they should hand you a book of

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Speaker 4: coupons for things that are in the city that you

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Speaker 4: landed in.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 4: And they can make money from the businesses who are like,

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Speaker 4: I want to be in the coupon book and it's

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Speaker 4: just like another way to waste.

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Speaker 2: Would people not be doing that? That is like just

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Speaker 2: money to be made.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And then then you get the coupons and then

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Speaker 4: you're like, oh look five dollars off or free donut.

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Speaker 2: You're targeting people who are visiting your city in want

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Speaker 2: to explore and already are like they're on vacation, so

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Speaker 2: when they're of the mindset of like spending money but

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Speaker 2: saving money. Yeah, this is a brilliant plan.

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Speaker 3: I could just see that book scattered all over airports

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Speaker 3: where people just like dropping in.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but just like everything else, and they don't have

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Speaker 2: to take one if they don't want one. It's kind

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Speaker 2: of like the credit card thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want a coupon book, you can get

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Speaker 4: a free.

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Speaker 2: I like this idea.

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Speaker 4: I know, Highway Start. We're going to start a business.

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Speaker 2: We can start an app, Brian. It'd be a coupon app,

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Speaker 2: and it's an app that for for people who travel.

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Speaker 2: When they land they yeah.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we can start. But that's an easy business plan.

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Speaker 4: We need seed money, we need now, Okay.

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Speaker 2: So the app is that you it's for people who traveled,

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Speaker 2: who want to, who are tourists in towns, and then

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Speaker 2: if you if it's senses that you are in that location,

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Speaker 2: it unlocks coupons for you that you won't know about

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Speaker 2: till you land in that city.

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Speaker 4: That's right, That's right, Okay, I.

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Speaker 2: Just added that thing to it. So it incentivizes traveling there,

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Speaker 2: and it incentivizes like I'm special, so I'm unlocking something.

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Speaker 4: And things like that. You land in Chicago and then boom,

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Speaker 4: free boat tour for the architectural boat tour for you.

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Speaker 2: And can I pitch a thing that I want to do.

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Speaker 2: I want to start a swifty account on my Instagram

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01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 2: that's just for swifties and you pay five bucks to subscribe.

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Speaker 2: You know how you can do like close friends. It's

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Speaker 2: a subscription service, so that's where I put all my

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01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 2: swifty content so I don't have to get made fun

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Speaker 2: of by people who aren't swifties.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well you can have their subscribe on Instagram now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think I'm going to do that, but

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01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 2: I feel bad making money off of her, Like I

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01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 2: think I'm just gonna add it up and donate it

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Speaker 2: because I just don't want I don't want anyone to

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Speaker 2: think of doing this to like get rich, Like I

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01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 2: just want to be I want to talk freely about

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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift. Yeah, without anyone, without Tim Dillon seeing it.

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Speaker 4: It should be a feature of Instagram because like, I

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Speaker 4: have the same problem with my apples, Dillon. I do cartoons.

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Speaker 4: I do cartoons on my page, but I was like,

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Speaker 4: I can't post Apple content on my cartoon page because

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01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 4: the people follow me for cartoons don't want to see

1384
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 4: a bunch of Apple shit. They should have a way

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01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 4: not to have separate profiles, but just the way to

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01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 4: divide your profile up into categories so that if people

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Speaker 4: want to follow that section and it's the same amount

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01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 4: of followers all gathering up in the same place, but

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Speaker 4: it's divided.

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Speaker 2: How would you do that?

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01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 4: Though? I don't know. Instagram's got to figure this out

1392
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 4: because TikTok's going away. We need them to enhance their

1393
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 4: You use your experience.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well they're on it, they're listening and they're

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Speaker 2: tuned in this weekend, Gary, Indiana, Cincinnati, Ohio. See you there, besties,

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Speaker 2: chechnique Glazer dot com for all my tour dates, which

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Speaker 2: there are tons coming up, and also get your calendars ready.

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Speaker 2: April eleventh, April eleventh. I don't know what day of

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Speaker 2: the week that is. Let's look it up real quick.

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Speaker 2: April eleventh of the portant day because F Girl Island,

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Speaker 2: which has been renamed it's a Thursday on the CW.

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Speaker 4: Set it now, guys.

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Speaker 2: F Boy Island didn't do too well on the CW.

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Speaker 2: Let's be honest with ourselves. We need the views. This

1405
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 2: is not something that's just like, oh, I can skip that.

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Speaker 2: Nicky's my friend, but I'm just she's fine. I need

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Speaker 2: you to watch F Girl Island, which has been renamed

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01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: to Lovers and Liars because it's a it's peak. F

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Speaker 2: Boy Island didn't do great, so we don't need We're

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Speaker 2: leaving it behind for this, but we are an F

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Speaker 2: Boy Island spin off. It is the same gameplay, but

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Speaker 2: instead there are three guys looking for love, and it's

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Speaker 2: a bunch of women who are either f girls who

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Speaker 2: are just there for the money or nice girls who

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Speaker 2: actually want a relationship. And it's fucking wise the.

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Speaker 4: Lovers or they're liars.

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Speaker 2: Lovers and Liars, c W April eleventh, Guys, I'm not

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Speaker 2: kidding if you liked F Boy Island, or if you

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01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 2: didn't even watch to F Boy Island, I'm not kidding you.

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01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 2: It's so much better because the more girls for a

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Speaker 2: reality show been more insane that the record set to record.

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Speaker 2: Now Lovers and Liars, April eleventh, c W. We'll see

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Speaker 2: you then see next week on the podcast by guys WK. Bye,