Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, what's up? What's your name? Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, it is bro. This is sick. I'm going
Speaker 2: by Coraly.
Speaker 1: Coraly. That's like that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Coraline.
Speaker 1: I said it was like that movie.
Speaker 2: Sure, this is based on a character in a show
Speaker 2: with Debbie Ryan.
Speaker 1: Oh, so this is what your name is? Your name
Speaker 1: is based on a fictional character. Your fake name?
Speaker 2: Correct? Correct?
Speaker 1: What's what tell me about this character?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: God, she's like a mom who.
Speaker 2: Is like this southern woman who grew up in a
Speaker 2: trailer park and she like has a threeesome of her
Speaker 2: husband and her husband's like rival and it's like it's
Speaker 2: a crazy show. It's called a Insatiable You should watch it.
Speaker 1: Do you? Did you pick that name because you like
Speaker 1: the character or because you feel like you have something
Speaker 1: in common with them?
Speaker 2: Because I like the character. She was a good actress.
Speaker 2: She's just funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Corally Chorally? Uh is there a reason you called today, Coraly?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I want to talk about my recent move to New York.
Speaker 1: Oh cool? Where where from.
Speaker 2: From Vermont?
Speaker 1: And how has it been going?
Speaker 2: It is okay, it doesn't feel realized. I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm like on vacation.
Speaker 4: Still move to New York.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was having like a coral life crisis and I
Speaker 2: was kind of like in a dead end, like working
Speaker 2: at a diner, and I don't know, I just want
Speaker 2: to change a pace. Before I was like forty or
Speaker 2: four kids, you know, I was like, I want to
Speaker 2: live in the city and live it up a little bit.
Speaker 1: And Okay, you called in to want to talk about
Speaker 1: your move, anything specifically about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, Well, I know you're talking about stuff
Speaker 2: whole time, but I just.
Speaker 3: I don't have a job. I moved here without a job.
Speaker 2: I have like no friends. I have like two friends
Speaker 2: who live here, and I'm just trying to navigate that.
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of hard to find a job. I'm
Speaker 2: like just trying to get a serving job. But I
Speaker 2: guess I'm being late. It's kind of lot to work.
Speaker 2: You have to print out your resume and go around
Speaker 2: and introduce yourself everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you meet in New York City, correct?
Speaker 2: Correct? Yeah, Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: How long have you been in Brooklyn?
Speaker 2: Like three weeks?
Speaker 1: You've been here even if it's three weeks. Where you
Speaker 1: are you living with people?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have one roommate.
Speaker 1: How do you pay the rent.
Speaker 2: Well I have, I'm living off with savings right now.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, how long how long do you
Speaker 1: have until those savings run out?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Jeez, uh a couple months. I'm a little bit of
Speaker 2: a safety in that.
Speaker 1: Okay. Here's the thing about New York City, and this
Speaker 1: is here's the thing about New York City. And this
Speaker 1: is I think why a lot of people live there
Speaker 1: is New York City is filled with rich people and
Speaker 1: poor people, and neither of them have enough money. It
Speaker 1: is a city that forever tells you that you don't
Speaker 1: have enough money, and so that encourages you to It's
Speaker 1: a place you like it. Like nobody retires and then
Speaker 1: moves to New York City because just existing in New York,
Speaker 1: like because it's so fucking expensive and crazy, and everyone
Speaker 1: like moves there to like chase their dreams and stuff
Speaker 1: like it. It's the kind of the point of being there. Weird.
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing, but like the point of being
Speaker 1: there is to like feel the fire under your ass,
Speaker 1: like and this is this is this is mainly for
Speaker 1: people who move. This is not really if you if
Speaker 1: you just happen to be berthed into New York City
Speaker 1: and you're getting fucked by it. I feel for you,
Speaker 1: But if you move to New York City, you kind
Speaker 1: of move in there to like have the uh, the
Speaker 1: fire under your ass, you.
Speaker 2: Know, to make totally I'm not accepting any pity. I
Speaker 2: knew what I was going into, but it's definitely lonelier
Speaker 2: than I thought. But but that will come a time.
Speaker 2: I gotta like find my community.
Speaker 1: You know, you've been there for three weeks.
Speaker 2: I know. It's not what am I doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what have you been doing for those three weeks?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm like wandering around shopping. I did hnd
Speaker 2: out some resumes. I was becoming a regular diner around here,
Speaker 2: climbing the fire skates to watch the sunrise on my roof.
Speaker 1: You're doing great, I see you. You're that's a great
Speaker 1: first three weeks in New.
Speaker 2: York, right, that's like, this is like New York City thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I asked you a random question.
Speaker 1: You can ask me a random question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever had a threeesome? I?
Speaker 1: I am what makes you want to ask me this?
Speaker 2: Because because I met my neighbor the other day and
Speaker 2: he asked me out the blue if I would have
Speaker 2: a three sim at him and his girlfriend. I've just
Speaker 2: been thinking about it, like I didn't say yes, but
Speaker 2: I didn't say no. But I'm like, oh god, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I can do that, like with a
Speaker 2: close intimate couple, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wait, the fact that you didn't immediately, because this doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like a story of like a creepy thing. The
Speaker 1: way you're responding to it, it seems like you have
Speaker 1: some form of interest.
Speaker 2: Like kind of like I kind of just want to
Speaker 2: do it for the plot. I was like on porn Hub,
Speaker 2: like researching last night. I don't even know what to do,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not I'm like straight, I don't even know
Speaker 2: if I would enjoy that.
Speaker 1: But what did you find in your research?
Speaker 2: Uh? I was just like, I mean, I guess that's
Speaker 2: all staged. Most of porn Hub is staged, but it's
Speaker 2: not really authentic. But just like the different positions like
Speaker 2: who's where, who's make out who? Like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I've never really thought about it too deeply.
Speaker 4: Hmm.
Speaker 2: Answered my question, would you would.
Speaker 3: You want to?
Speaker 1: Would I would I want to? Yeah, Well it depends
Speaker 1: on this scenario. I don't think if that guy I asked.
Speaker 1: If that guy asked me if I wanted to have
Speaker 1: a threesome with him and his wife, I'd probably m
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'd probably say no, but shit, wait,
Speaker 1: you know what actually you know what well, I'm well,
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm actually you know what's funny is
Speaker 1: I'm really thinking about this. Like if a guy okay,
Speaker 1: if like some guy down the hall from me I
Speaker 1: had like a hot wife and they were both like
Speaker 1: do you want to have a threesome with me? I
Speaker 1: would I feel where you're at because I would genuinely
Speaker 1: probably feel the same ways you do.
Speaker 2: Like it's kind of exciting, like should I like, I'm like.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm if they were like okay, if they
Speaker 1: were like do you want to have a threesome? But
Speaker 1: you also you have to like like like my husband,
Speaker 1: like I also want my husband to like, uh you know,
Speaker 1: like be like be involved with you. I I don't
Speaker 1: think i'd be into it. But if it was just
Speaker 1: like if it was like okay, we'll just do it,
Speaker 1: and like it'll be like a porn thing where it's
Speaker 1: like you know, I okay, I'm going to take this
Speaker 1: position over here. Okay, you go over there and we'll
Speaker 1: uh you know what I mean. Like, if there's like
Speaker 1: something like that, I think I could be something like that.
Speaker 1: I would still be like apprehensive about it. I'd be
Speaker 1: like you, I'd be like, well, it's not like my
Speaker 1: preferred thing and I'm straight, but but it would be
Speaker 1: and it would be interesting for the plot.
Speaker 3: I agree, right, Like it'd be a cool story, but like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: In my neighbor, like, I don't know, that'd be kind
Speaker 2: of fun. I guess yeah, I would before, but I.
Speaker 1: Would probably do it for the plot myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, mm hmm, thanks for your opinion.
Speaker 1: Was are you attracted to this couple? So I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's anything more to mine.
Speaker 4: Here, But.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I met the girlfriend, so like not really,
Speaker 2: I feel I shouldn't do it. I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: just doing it for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 1: The only objectively right reason to have sex is to reproduce.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, right, even that, I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know if I don't even know, if I don't even
Speaker 1: agree with what I just said. I don't think they're
Speaker 1: really no, Yeah, well I don't I don't know if
Speaker 1: object I don't know if Okay, it's the only biologically
Speaker 1: for a biological lens, if you want to view life
Speaker 1: through a biological lens, there's no real reason to have
Speaker 1: sex other than reproduction. But we live life far beyond
Speaker 1: the biological lens into more humanistic So I don't know,
Speaker 1: is should do what you want? That could be fun.
Speaker 1: You've only been here for three you should stop. See
Speaker 1: that's the thing. You've been here for three weeks and
Speaker 1: you've watched the sunset, You've been propositioned for a threesome,
Speaker 1: and you've handed out your resume a couple of times.
Speaker 1: You're doing good. You're gonna You're gonna have There is
Speaker 1: gonna be so many more things that happened to you.
Speaker 4: You're right as.
Speaker 1: Life goes on, so don't freak out. Maybe you make
Speaker 1: friends with them.
Speaker 5: Maybe if you be I'm definitely becoming friends with this guy.
Speaker 5: So yeah, thanks, I knew that reassurance. Have you ever
Speaker 5: thought about so I was lastly like random high.
Speaker 4: Thought, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Have you ever thought about what it'd be like to
Speaker 2: be like pray, Like if you're like a small mouse
Speaker 2: living in the world, like your life would be so
Speaker 2: scary you just be like thinking about food and hiding
Speaker 2: and thking care of your family all time.
Speaker 1: I think about food and hiding, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess people do that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've thought. I've thought about what it's like
Speaker 1: to be like a critter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, critter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, horrible life. I like being horrible life.
Speaker 2: They don't know any different. So I like being human too.
Speaker 1: Hey, get this, you might be in the same position
Speaker 1: as the rat rat you know, okay, because you could
Speaker 1: be there could be a thing that's more conscious than
Speaker 1: you are, that's so much better to be than what
Speaker 1: you are, which is what like a mouse is, right,
Speaker 1: which is what a mouse?
Speaker 2: God like alien and of things high power.
Speaker 1: There could be like, yeah, you wouldn't know. There could
Speaker 1: be like a like an immortal being of of greater
Speaker 1: pleasure and intelligence and whatever, but you don't don't know.
Speaker 1: And honestly, that being could exist, and that being could
Speaker 1: sit around being like, Oh, I wish I was a
Speaker 1: dumb human and then I wouldn't be so tortured by
Speaker 1: my hyper awareness and intellect of the mechanisms of the
Speaker 1: greater universe. I wish I could just get high and
Speaker 1: play video games like the humans do.
Speaker 2: Wow, I actually didn't really think about that, and I'll
Speaker 2: be thinking about that all night.
Speaker 1: Do you have any other questions?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Everyone says like they get nervous, like it's true,
Speaker 2: like I don't really like this more questions.
Speaker 1: It's okay, you don't have to I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know. I can't think of any other spot.
Speaker 1: Uh, Caroline, Caroline, Corally, Coraally. We were getting quarterly coral.
Speaker 1: If you if you text your friends with an update
Speaker 1: four times a year, you'd be giving quarterly corally updates.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna make in the podcast, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, probably.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: I won't say yourself. And life's not that serious, and yeah,
Speaker 2: live it up, swag.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Coral. Good rest of your entire life. I'll
Speaker 1: see you on the streets.
Speaker 2: Be on the fliplow.
Speaker 4: All.
Speaker 1: But that was Coraly, who not to be confused with Coraline,
Speaker 1: which is a different thing. Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, can you hear me?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I can. What's your name?
Speaker 3: Stella? Oh my gosh, I didn't think i'd actually get through. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I know it literally everyone sees this when they when
Speaker 3: they call in. But oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, man, That's what's weird about life is
Speaker 1: you never think it'll happen to you, but then it does.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's something good, Sometimes it's something good. I assume
Speaker 1: this is good. I assume you want it, you want
Speaker 1: to be here. Sometimes it's something good. Sometimes it's something bad.
Speaker 1: You get you know, in a car crash or stuck
Speaker 1: by struck by lightning, and you're like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: think that would happen to me, but it does. And
Speaker 1: that was a really depressing way to start this phone call,
Speaker 1: which I would prefer if it wasn't depressing, or I actually,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't have a preference. I want this
Speaker 1: phone call to be whatever it is. I'm gonna shut up.
Speaker 1: Can you remember your name one more time? And I
Speaker 1: will never forget it ever again, so long as I live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll definitely never forget it, right, Stella, Stella, Stella?
Speaker 1: Was there a particular reason why you called me to then?
Speaker 3: I was just trying to think about that while the
Speaker 3: phone was ringing again. I didn't think i'd actually get through.
Speaker 3: I know, I have lots of good things and bad
Speaker 3: things in my life. I don't know. Should we talk
Speaker 3: about something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I have a question. Okay, So you have
Speaker 1: an American phone number, but you sound Australian.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not Australian. Again.
Speaker 1: You're in New Zealand.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, good? Guess why?
Speaker 1: How what are you doing in America?
Speaker 3: I came here for college and now I just like
Speaker 3: live here. Yeah. I've been here for about like eight
Speaker 3: years or so something like that.
Speaker 1: Eight years?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: Holy shit? How old are you?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: How old? I twenty six?
Speaker 1: Cool? And do you like America better than New Zealand
Speaker 1: or does it suck? What do you think?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I think about this a lot, Like there's
Speaker 3: pros and cons to both. I mean, there's a lot
Speaker 3: of amazing things about America, Like it's so big, there's
Speaker 3: so many things to do, there's so many people, and
Speaker 3: there's also like so many different like cultures and like
Speaker 3: vibes and everything, you know, built into one country. And
Speaker 3: New Zealand is a bit sleep yer, but that also
Speaker 3: is nice, right, Like if you want to be more
Speaker 3: relaxed and show I guess it just depends on what
Speaker 3: vibe you want to call on one other thing as well,
Speaker 3: is most of my memory of New Zealand was from
Speaker 3: you know, before I was an adult. So like, other
Speaker 3: than going back for like you know, a week or
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks or something at a time, I
Speaker 3: haven't really like fully experienced New Zealand as an adults
Speaker 3: for longer than like two weeks.
Speaker 4: Mmmm.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's interesting. Yeah, you have more conscious experience with
Speaker 1: America than you do with where you grew up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, No, it's crazy. Like my literally my entire
Speaker 3: adult life has been in New Zealand, which is kind
Speaker 3: of crazy to think about. Like, yeah, like I feel
Speaker 3: like I still feel very Kiwi and I still have
Speaker 3: a very strong like Kiwi identity, but I also feel
Speaker 3: very American in a lot of ways, and my Kiwi
Speaker 3: friends definitely think that I'm very American.
Speaker 1: What I think, Ways, do you feel American?
Speaker 3: That's like a Christian. I don't know how to answer that question.
Speaker 3: Why do I feel American? I think it's just because
Speaker 3: I live in America and I've spent my whole, like
Speaker 3: adult life here and integrating the community. Yeah, I don't know, Actually,
Speaker 3: maybe I don't. Maybe I feel fifty fifty American and Jewing.
Speaker 1: I feel very American. I feel I feel it in
Speaker 1: my bones, like I don't. I don't like other people
Speaker 1: telling me what to do. Uh. I eat a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm a little gross, but uh I I have strong
Speaker 1: geopolitical ambitions for myself as an individual. I feel very American.
Speaker 3: Do you wish you felt something else?
Speaker 1: No? No, I'm okay with myself as I am in
Speaker 1: some regards. Let's talk about your life. You have life,
Speaker 1: things that you wanted to get into. What would some
Speaker 1: of those things be?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: One thing that I don't know how I feel about
Speaker 3: is a friend and I recently, ish like a month
Speaker 3: or two ago, had like a mini half breakup slash
Speaker 3: break And I've been thinking about it like off and
Speaker 3: on here and there, and I feel like I understand
Speaker 3: how I feel right now at this very moment, but
Speaker 3: like I feel guilty about how I feel.
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what happens. I'm pretty sure she doesn't listen
Speaker 3: to this podcast. But what happened was, Yeah, it's someone
Speaker 3: that I've known for like a few years, but like
Speaker 3: very well, like we were super close friends here and
Speaker 3: we would hang out all the time and everything but
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, like you know, over the past like
Speaker 3: year ish, I just haven't been feeling as connected with her,
Speaker 3: and I kind of honestly like it sounds really mean,
Speaker 3: and I feel really bad about saying it, but I
Speaker 3: didn't really enjoy spending time as much time with her
Speaker 3: as I used to enjoy spending with So basically we
Speaker 3: chatted a couple of months ago and I asked her
Speaker 3: if we could just like take take a break or
Speaker 3: like you know, spend less time with each other, which
Speaker 3: I feel very mean about. Yeah, which it sounds like
Speaker 3: we're dating, right.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're dating. Yeah, it does sound like you did.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's I don't know, I mean, I've
Speaker 1: I'm not as expressive with friend breakups. Maybe that's just me.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's like maybe it's a guy thing, but like no,
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'll just stop responding as much. There's
Speaker 1: not really much of a conversation to be had.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, Okay, so the thing is usually that's what
Speaker 3: I do, and I think that's totally fine. Like I
Speaker 3: have had a lot of friendships where not necessarily like
Speaker 3: one of us, you know, hates the other person or whatever.
Speaker 3: But like I feel like most relationships and friendships naturally
Speaker 3: like EBB and blow right, Like you'll hang out with
Speaker 3: someone like all the time and then you're busy or
Speaker 3: they're busy and you hang out less or whatever. But
Speaker 3: the special exception to this person is she is like
Speaker 3: really really really really on top of the shit, so
Speaker 3: like she will always chicken with you, She will never
Speaker 3: forget about you. She will remember the tiny details in
Speaker 3: your life. And because of that, like I felt like
Speaker 3: it wasn't possible for me to just do the whole
Speaker 3: like message less.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a thing I know. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. And this is this is the
Speaker 1: unfortunate truth that I think that those kinds of people
Speaker 1: actually have to accept from their side. She can do
Speaker 1: all that stuff for you, you don't. You don't have
Speaker 1: to do any You don't have to do any of
Speaker 1: that bag if you don't want to. Her doing all
Speaker 1: that stuff for you is not inherently obligate you to
Speaker 1: do all of those things back for her. You know,
Speaker 1: you're obligated to no one and nothing in any direction.
Speaker 1: And your obligation and your time and your attention will
Speaker 1: naturally intuitively gravitate towards the kinds of people or the
Speaker 1: specific people that you want it to gravitate towards. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't have to feel just because someone remembers your
Speaker 1: birthday and you don't remember theirs. You don't have to
Speaker 1: feel bad. I mean, I guess you should remember the
Speaker 1: birthdays of the people you really care about, but you cannot.
Speaker 1: But as an adult, this is the thing. This is
Speaker 1: a fucking just reality. I believe in it. It's not
Speaker 1: a bad thing, it's not a sad thing. It just
Speaker 1: is what it is. And I think the more you
Speaker 1: recognize it, the actually greater your life will be. Is
Speaker 1: that you have just a finite amount of time and energy,
Speaker 1: as it a twenty six year old adults, you know
Speaker 1: you have a finite amount You literally have a finite
Speaker 1: amount of time and energy, and you can't just spread
Speaker 1: it around willy nilly, you know what I mean. You
Speaker 1: got to pick the people or the things that take
Speaker 1: your energy. If you just let your if you just
Speaker 1: if you just let your energy flow in the direction
Speaker 1: that you feel obligated for it to flow, then you're
Speaker 1: living in a life you don't even create for yourself.
Speaker 1: So it's really nice of this person to remember all
Speaker 1: these little things about you and remember your birthday and
Speaker 1: do all that. But isn't that doesn't obligate you anywhere.
Speaker 1: So I don't even think you have to feel bad
Speaker 1: about it. So I know this is not but this
Speaker 1: might not be a popular point of view, But that's okay.
Speaker 1: That's that's like, that's the whole woo woo thing of
Speaker 1: like that. You know, you're meant for the people that
Speaker 1: you're meant for. That's what that means. It's like you're gonna, naturally,
Speaker 1: you're gonna really like spending time with some people, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna not care that much about spending time with
Speaker 1: other people. And that's okay. And you have a again,
Speaker 1: you have a finite amount of energy and a finite
Speaker 1: amout of relationships. I've mentally identified in my brain in
Speaker 1: all sectors of my life, you know, uh, in a
Speaker 1: in a in a kind of business see way, in
Speaker 1: a in a in an interpersonal way, in a familial way.
Speaker 1: I've identified the people and the relationships that I have
Speaker 1: that I really care about, and I make time and
Speaker 1: energy for those and then everything outside of that circle
Speaker 1: I is I just surrender. It just has to. And
Speaker 1: the and and the cost is that that person, this
Speaker 1: friend of yours might be upset with you, and they
Speaker 1: might uh be Yeah, they might be upset that you
Speaker 1: didn't remember their birthday. But you have you have to
Speaker 1: be okay with upsetting people. You should have people in
Speaker 1: your life, like here's what people like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: the whole thing of like someone walking around being like,
Speaker 1: I don't care what people think of me. I don't
Speaker 1: care about pissing people off. I don't care about what
Speaker 1: like that. I don't I don't think that's not that's
Speaker 1: not a good idea to apply to everyone and everything,
Speaker 1: but it's a great idea to apply to kind of
Speaker 1: most things and most people. You should totally you should
Speaker 1: totally have people, you know what I mean, Like you
Speaker 1: should totally have a lot. You should totally have people.
Speaker 1: Doesn't have to be a lot of people, certainly should
Speaker 1: not be most people, but you should have certain people
Speaker 1: in certain relationships where you really don't want to piss
Speaker 1: them off, and you really want to make them happy
Speaker 1: and you really want to invest yourself in the relationship,
Speaker 1: and like, you should have people in your life who
Speaker 1: you actually care about whether or not they feel like
Speaker 1: you care about them. But that should not be most people,
Speaker 1: and that list should be a hand crafted list. You
Speaker 1: get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, and I feel like I
Speaker 3: definitely do agree with it, Like, yeah, you can't be
Speaker 3: friends with all whatever eight billion people in the world
Speaker 3: or whatever. But I just feel bad because like we
Speaker 3: were such close friends for years, you know, and it
Speaker 3: wasn't like something crazy. It's not like you know, oh
Speaker 3: she like fucked my boyfriend or something, you know, nothing
Speaker 3: crazy happened. It was just like this weird like I
Speaker 3: can't I kind of can put my finger on it,
Speaker 3: but I can't quite put my finger in it. But
Speaker 3: like I just didn't enjoy spending as much time with her,
Speaker 3: And and now I'm like, should I reach back out
Speaker 3: to her?
Speaker 4: I don't know, do you want?
Speaker 1: Do you want to?
Speaker 3: I feel I feel kind of guilty about saying this,
Speaker 3: But like in the two or so months that we
Speaker 3: haven't been, you know, spending time with each other, I
Speaker 3: feel pretty all right right now, Like.
Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I I don't think it's
Speaker 1: mean it is I constantly I don't think I constantly
Speaker 1: look at the people in my life and the things
Speaker 1: I constantly am looking at people in my life and going,
Speaker 1: would I care if I never ever saw this person again,
Speaker 1: and I think about that something, I'll think about a
Speaker 1: person or I'll have a interaction or something, and I'll
Speaker 1: be like, if I never saw this person ever again,
Speaker 1: it would I would be fine. I don't think that's mean.
Speaker 1: I don't. I will take this hard stance that I
Speaker 1: don't think that's mean because I have people in my life,
Speaker 1: like if I like, I have best friends, and I
Speaker 1: have family that I deeply care about seeing, you know,
Speaker 1: and I have people who i'd uh love to see
Speaker 1: again and who I'd be happy. But then this just
Speaker 1: there's is certain people where I just my gut is
Speaker 1: like I would not care if I ever saw that,
Speaker 1: if I never saw that person ever again. I think
Speaker 1: that's fine. I think it's okay. I think it leaves
Speaker 1: more mental energy for you to like actually like live
Speaker 1: your fucking life. And also, by the way, we live
Speaker 1: in a world that's not meant for us in any way,
Speaker 1: shape or far. Do you you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like we like this is the first time ever we're
Speaker 1: expected to be available to everyone all the time, Like, uh,
Speaker 1: I mean it's a meme of like how it feels
Speaker 1: to unfollow that person you've been following on Instagram that
Speaker 1: you met at a party once. Yeah, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think it's I don't think it's mean. It feels it
Speaker 1: kind of feels uncomfortable because it's like against the societal
Speaker 1: expectation that you should always respond to everyone all the
Speaker 1: time and always uh be on your whatever. But like
Speaker 1: it's it's okay the people like the folks that you
Speaker 1: leave on uh scene, right, but also you'll get back
Speaker 1: to them eventually. In this is like dude, I really
Speaker 1: I don't want to bring gender into this, but I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like this is a guy thing,
Speaker 1: is it? Do you agree with that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I have people who I like fucking love, Like I
Speaker 1: just she's like I just fucking like I think they're
Speaker 1: great people. Our lives just go in different whatever or
Speaker 1: maybe we haven't picked up the phone, right and I'll
Speaker 1: call them after like a year of not talking to
Speaker 1: them or not or not even anything like that, like
Speaker 1: five months whatever, and it's like nothing, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: like people understand that. Yeah good, I'm not good.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, No, I feel like I also have some
Speaker 3: friends that I see like once a year, but like
Speaker 3: the one time a year I see them, we have
Speaker 3: like a fucking blast.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's really hot this christial.
Speaker 3: With social media. Like I'm thinking about this person, like
Speaker 3: you know, we're still like following each other on like Instagram,
Speaker 3: and it's like, you know, I'm not gonna like not
Speaker 3: follow you know what I mean? Yeah, like these people that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's true. I think I think she has me on
Speaker 3: you actually, so she did the work for me. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I agree. I feel like it would be nice if
Speaker 3: I don't know, we return to Monk a little bit more,
Speaker 3: and you know, I don't need to know about like
Speaker 3: the coffee that all of my you know, hundreds of
Speaker 3: people that I'm falling on Instagram like drink every day,
Speaker 3: but like, you know, the one time a year where
Speaker 3: I do hang out with like a couple I would
Speaker 3: say considered like close emotionally, but like not close, you know,
Speaker 3: in terms of how often we hang out, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like it's always a blast because if you have so
Speaker 3: much to catch up on, and like I know, I
Speaker 3: feel like it's because you only see each other once
Speaker 3: a year or whatever. It makes it that much more special,
Speaker 3: not that I only want to see my friends once
Speaker 3: a year. I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No, I get well, I mean I get what you're mean.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have do you have a best friend?
Speaker 2: Do you have?
Speaker 1: Okay, so I only really know about, uh, this friend
Speaker 1: that you don't like. Do you have friends that you
Speaker 1: do like?
Speaker 3: I do have friends that I do like. They're pretty
Speaker 3: cool people.
Speaker 1: I think you talk Do you talk to them often?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see. Okay, So it's really interesting because like, yeah,
Speaker 3: some of my friends, I mean, people just have like
Speaker 3: different communication preferences. I guess, like one of my closest friends,
Speaker 3: we live pretty close together, and we tix relatively offens,
Speaker 3: but not necessarily every day, maybe every like two days,
Speaker 3: three days. I have some friends that I would consider,
Speaker 3: you know, my closest friends, but you know, we might
Speaker 3: only tix like once a week or two. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: This okay, this is like a complete tangent. But this
Speaker 3: is a super cute thing that a friend started doing
Speaker 3: with me, and I would recommend everyone do this because
Speaker 3: it's super cute and very intentional, but because we're both
Speaker 3: like calendar people, and we both consider each other like
Speaker 3: very close friends. She just see, that's like a recurring
Speaker 3: monthly hike with me, which is like the cutest thing event.
Speaker 3: Every time I see it in my calendar, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, I'll hike is coming up in two weeks
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is really cute. I like that.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have there we go. You have friends
Speaker 1: that you like, this person who you hike with you
Speaker 1: you're intentionally making an effort to invest in your relationship
Speaker 1: with this person because you like being with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's so that means you are not whatever uh
Speaker 1: uh anti social psychopathic monster you you're making yourself out
Speaker 1: to believe you are by not wanting to be in
Speaker 1: constant communication with this other person, you have the capability
Speaker 1: of to feel and connect with other people. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's something. I really think there's something to
Speaker 1: uh directing your focus and directing your energy, you know,
Speaker 1: out of out of a genuine desire to do ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean life is life, and there's a
Speaker 1: lot of situations where we we do shit out of obligation.
Speaker 1: But you know, in the in the ways in which
Speaker 1: you can do less out of obligation. I think, uh,
Speaker 1: you should, and friend relationships are one of them, and
Speaker 1: he's surrendered to it. That's how I feel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I I shouldn't talk to her unless I really, like,
Speaker 3: genuinely feel like I really would like enjoying talking to her.
Speaker 1: What do you think about the answer to that question?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I guess I get basically everything that
Speaker 3: you just said. You would say, yes.
Speaker 1: Uh, well, I I'm not asking. Well, I'm not I
Speaker 1: see what would say? I mean, what would I'm being
Speaker 1: a fucking armchair therapist asshole? But uh, well, I do
Speaker 1: do you agree with that sentiment?
Speaker 3: I think other than we do have a couple, like
Speaker 3: literally just like two mutual friends, two or three mutual friends. Obviously,
Speaker 3: if you know, we get together to do this mutual
Speaker 3: friend that's a different thing. But yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I agree with you overall. Like right now, I just
Speaker 3: feel compelled to reach out to her because some of
Speaker 3: my mutual friends recently talked to me about it, and like,
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like there's pressure for me
Speaker 3: to reach out to her because we were friends and
Speaker 3: we still have mutual friends. But like, yeah, I just
Speaker 3: feel pressured to reach out to her.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could just reach out to her and
Speaker 1: lay it on the Well, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how much. I don't know if I don't know
Speaker 1: about the radical honesty type of thing.
Speaker 4: But uh.
Speaker 1: Ah, fuck yeah, do whatever you want. Sorry, I know
Speaker 1: that this is all Well, it matters if you decide
Speaker 1: it matters, That's what I'm getting at. And if you
Speaker 1: decide that your relationship with this person matters, if you
Speaker 1: decide your relationship with this person matters in the context
Speaker 1: of keeping the peace amongst the mutual friends, that's a
Speaker 1: legitimate a thing. You get what I'm You get what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like, you can decide, like you can decide
Speaker 1: it matters again what I said. You can decide it
Speaker 1: matters in the con because you want to keep the
Speaker 1: peace among the mutual friends. You can decide that a
Speaker 1: relationship matters. You can decide that a relationship matters for
Speaker 1: reasons other than other than just you like the person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, And I guess a lot
Speaker 3: of people do that with you know, like families and
Speaker 3: stuff as well.
Speaker 1: Like I was a crazy yeah yeah, while I was talking,
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that the family thing, Like sometimes
Speaker 1: you go to like like, uh, you go you visit
Speaker 1: your family because it's a mitzvah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You just like you do it because it's a good
Speaker 1: thing to visit my family. Even if you're not having
Speaker 1: the best time, you just do it. But that's because
Speaker 1: family is important to you, because you've decided it's important
Speaker 1: to you. But why you shouldn't have that same energy
Speaker 1: towards everyone and everything that is in your orbit. But
Speaker 1: if you decide to keeping the peak, that that you
Speaker 1: have to maintain this relationship to keep the peace and
Speaker 1: and keeping the piece is important to you, then then
Speaker 1: it works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I know I said I wasn't going to forget your name,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 3: Did, And so oh no, you want to give.
Speaker 1: M carry.
Speaker 3: Stella pretty close, Stella.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 3: If you really want to dye your hair and you're
Speaker 3: too scared to you should just do it. Ble you
Speaker 3: shouldn't dye your hair.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Stella, have a good rest of your entire life.
Speaker 3: Thanks Lyle, Bye bye Stella.
Speaker 1: So, in case anyone was unclear about how to interpret
Speaker 1: anything I said on that phone call. What I'm meaning
Speaker 1: to say is that you should cut off all your
Speaker 1: friends and family. You should not talk to anyone. You
Speaker 1: should you should stay at home alone in your room.
Speaker 1: If your friends reach out to you, you should. You
Speaker 1: should break your phone in half, and you should just
Speaker 1: you should never talk to anyone ever, and you should
Speaker 1: die alone. That's what I just to clarify what I
Speaker 1: meant by everything I said. No, I don't know. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's important to have relationships, stay connected. But that's why
Speaker 1: there's a billion think pieces about this. But and I've
Speaker 1: probably talked about this a bunch, But uh, that's why
Speaker 1: community is good, because it's like just having a place
Speaker 1: that you should like. The best relationship the best not
Speaker 1: the best. But a lot of good relationships come from
Speaker 1: just the fact that if it comes from situations where
Speaker 1: you can just be living your adult life, and by
Speaker 1: nature of you living your adult life, there are people
Speaker 1: passing through, you know, like work or showing up to
Speaker 1: a club or some shit. But but that doesn't matter
Speaker 1: because you shouldn't do any of that. You should just
Speaker 1: be alone forever and not not do anything. This is
Speaker 1: what I think. Hello, what's up, brother, what's your name.
Speaker 4: My name's culture Culture.
Speaker 1: Culture. I called you because you said, please call me Lyle.
Speaker 1: I have a secret to share.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a big secret to share.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, just because I don't, this is making i'm
Speaker 1: I feel like you're gonna this is gonna be like
Speaker 1: a jokey thing. And it's okay if it is, but
Speaker 1: I'm i'm I feel like I'll be a little disappointed
Speaker 1: if it is. I'm like, I'm I you've low key
Speaker 1: primed me like an actual secret.
Speaker 4: It depends on if you want it to be a
Speaker 4: secret or not.
Speaker 1: If I if I, if I want it to be
Speaker 1: secret or not?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why why why would I? What do you mean? It's yours,
Speaker 1: it's your secret. Why would I? What does my desire
Speaker 1: of its secret hood have to do with it?
Speaker 4: No, I I I actually didn't have a secret at all.
Speaker 1: I just you didn't have a secret at all. You
Speaker 1: didn't have a.
Speaker 4: Joke secret, not even a joke secret. I'm trying so
Speaker 4: hard to think of a joke so you I'm too
Speaker 4: high to do that right now.
Speaker 1: God fucking damn it. You didn't even have a joke.
Speaker 1: You didn't even have a joke secret. I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna like say something cutesy like, uh, I think
Speaker 1: my cat is gay? Right, I don't know. I thought
Speaker 1: you're gonna say something like you don't even have any
Speaker 1: you don't even literally what what were you? Okay? And
Speaker 1: by the way I took you, by the way, I
Speaker 1: saved you just now because I diverted the conversation away
Speaker 1: from what would you have said? If I had just said, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the secret?
Speaker 4: I probably would have said, I think my cat's kay.
Speaker 1: You don't have any You don't have a secret. You
Speaker 1: texted me. You texted me that because you texted me that,
Speaker 1: because you knew that.
Speaker 4: I Oh, I knew, dude. I listened to you every
Speaker 4: single day on my way to work and on my
Speaker 4: way home from work. Like, I know you, bro, I
Speaker 4: know you?
Speaker 1: Do you know you? And you know that? I? Oh,
Speaker 1: my fucking gut.
Speaker 4: Where are I know you?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: I'm in I'm in Florida, I'm I'm in Tampa.
Speaker 1: What are you doing in Tampa?
Speaker 4: I went to school at USF. I have my psychology degree,
Speaker 4: So maybe that's why I can I know you, Lyle.
Speaker 1: What are you using your psychology degree to do?
Speaker 4: That is undetermined at this point, I just graduated like
Speaker 4: four months ago, so I'm still figuring it out. But
Speaker 4: I'm a photographer right now. What do I want to do?
Speaker 4: I mean, I've always been interested in uh, Down syndrome,
Speaker 4: Like I think it's super Yeah yeah, no, like actually
Speaker 4: I just think I don't know. I think they're on
Speaker 4: a different wavelength and I think there like can be
Speaker 4: they can be so much more genuine and happy than
Speaker 4: any other person can, and I just find that so interesting.
Speaker 1: But are you trying to so you wanna like do
Speaker 1: do a program or something like that where you can
Speaker 1: work with with people with Down syndrome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, that'd be that'd be awesome. I'm still,
Speaker 4: you know, figuring it out. Yeah yeah, I think that'd
Speaker 4: be pretty cool. I've worked with kids with special needs before.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I can't believe I'm talking to you if.
Speaker 1: You're joking about that. If you're joking, are you that
Speaker 1: you're being serious?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, I can't trust you.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Lyle. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I may one day find the strength to forgive you,
Speaker 1: but that's not today. Okay, Uh alright, so you're so
Speaker 1: you So what are you doing now? He's chilling. Are
Speaker 1: you like working, are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Bro, I'm I'm a photographer. I just got off
Speaker 4: work a little bit ago. But yeah, I'm just chilling.
Speaker 4: I'm playing Fortnite. I live in an awesome place with
Speaker 4: my girlfriend. Uh. My life's my life's going pretty well
Speaker 4: right now. But yeah, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 4: He's sitting in your chair.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a windowless room talking to you.
Speaker 4: Wow, dude, you go ahead, go ahead. No, no, I
Speaker 4: I know I said. I listened to you every day.
Speaker 4: I've been listening to you since like twenty twenty one,
Speaker 4: when I was still in high school. Uh and when
Speaker 4: I was in I went to Germany for this internship,
Speaker 4: and I listened to you every single day. Uh. So
Speaker 4: I feel like I kind of know you in a way,
Speaker 4: and I didn't know what you look like for the
Speaker 4: longest time because I feel like you can be like
Speaker 4: self deprecating at times, and I was like, this guy's
Speaker 4: got to be like ugly or something. But dude, you're
Speaker 4: a guy. Like you're cute. Bro, you got to you
Speaker 4: gotta hit the streets. You gotta get the girls. Bro.
Speaker 1: You know what, Carlton, I had you all wrong? You're
Speaker 1: actually a great guy. I forgive you for for tricking me.
Speaker 1: Your flattery is has uh been tremendously effective, banks Man. No,
Speaker 1: I I appreciate that. I don't know. I feel I
Speaker 1: just I don't feel like I'm at my I don't
Speaker 1: look how I want to right now. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like I look opt I don't look optimally the way
Speaker 1: that I would like that.
Speaker 4: But that's okay.
Speaker 1: I think it's okay. It's it's it's not you know,
Speaker 1: it is what it just is what it is. But no,
Speaker 1: what do you did you think I was gonna look
Speaker 1: like the fucking uh fat bastard from Austin Powers.
Speaker 4: I I don't know. I just thought you were gonna
Speaker 4: look like uh how the portray like Reddit mods? You know, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But you're like, I mean, I I appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I'm I could I like there's a
Speaker 1: universe where I could look more like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't think I look like
Speaker 4: how i'd love to look, you know, like I'm overweight,
Speaker 4: but I I had you know, I have a girl,
Speaker 4: and I have a plate, like I'm living my life
Speaker 4: the best I can but dude.
Speaker 1: Like, did I'm literally imagining you as like like a
Speaker 1: high school football quarterback, like wearing like a leatherman jacket.
Speaker 1: That's genuinely like, I'm not like before you even brought
Speaker 1: up like what each other might look like, I was
Speaker 1: picturing you as that with like a Justin Bieber flow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bro, that that's not That's not it. What do you?
Speaker 1: How do you? What do you look like? Describe yourself?
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like, I'm taller, which is an advantage.
Speaker 4: I'm like six.
Speaker 1: Three okay, yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4: Like two and fifty pounds, so I'm like a bigger guy.
Speaker 4: But the height kind of accounts for it in a way.
Speaker 4: But bro, I'm like, I'm like a nerd, like I
Speaker 4: I was in band and uh like I I graduated
Speaker 4: from high school with my college degree. I'm just I'm
Speaker 4: a nerd harder. But I don't know. Maybe it's the
Speaker 4: Florida effect. How I sound?
Speaker 1: Mmm? How close do you think Florida is too seceding
Speaker 1: from the Union?
Speaker 4: Dude? Like, how is Florida portrayed? I know you you
Speaker 4: live in New York, right, I do?
Speaker 1: How's Florida portrayed? I mean, I think you know the
Speaker 1: answer to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I do too. It's just like Florida, man,
Speaker 4: like alligators and shit, right, Disney World.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And then also I like just having its
Speaker 1: own thing going on down there, you.
Speaker 4: Know, Yeah, yeah it does. I mean it's full of
Speaker 4: people from all over the world. Like I work at
Speaker 4: this restaurant and I'm a photographer there, and I meet
Speaker 4: people from like everywhere, like South Africa and I don't know,
Speaker 4: just every and it's like everyone just comes to Florida,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure it's the same way with New York.
Speaker 4: Like New York City, everyone fucking got his their But.
Speaker 1: Do you and you live in Tampa? I do you
Speaker 1: know what I love about Tampa?
Speaker 4: What do you love about Tampa?
Speaker 1: I love the big flamingo in the airport.
Speaker 4: Uh what a what a niche little uh niche little thing.
Speaker 1: And there's also a am I going to Tampa this year?
Speaker 1: I don't know, But there's also I did the Tampa
Speaker 1: Improv twice and that's located in a place called Wyber,
Speaker 1: which is a shopping center that just has chickens running
Speaker 1: around in Tampa. Yeah, you know Wiber right, Oh, ebor
Speaker 1: ebor yeah, ebor yeah, bro yeah yeah yeah, and they
Speaker 1: have chicken.
Speaker 4: That's yeah, yeah yeah yeah, that's where I met my
Speaker 4: girlfriend actually in e Wars.
Speaker 1: Really is your girlfriend a chicken?
Speaker 4: Yeah? She actually is a chicken? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it? What's it like? What's it like to
Speaker 1: have sex with a chicken?
Speaker 4: Dude, It's it's something else. Let me tell you. If
Speaker 4: you're if you're looking for love, all you need to go.
Speaker 4: All you need to do is go to the grocery store.
Speaker 4: The skin ones are better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I have I feel
Speaker 1: like having sex with a chicken that's alive is better
Speaker 1: than one.
Speaker 4: That's yeah yeah, wackage.
Speaker 1: But you know what's weird? I actually wonder would you
Speaker 1: get more diseases? Would you get more diseases from like
Speaker 1: having sex with a live chicken or like rubbing like
Speaker 1: raw chicken all over your your dick and ass. I
Speaker 1: think I think you'd probably get more diseases from you'd
Speaker 1: probably I actually don't know what do you think? Which
Speaker 1: one do you think is one diseases?
Speaker 4: Probably the live one only because it's getting like run
Speaker 4: through already, you know, so it's like triple the amount
Speaker 4: of disease.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe how's how is it getting ran through already?
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, if it's a female chicken and
Speaker 4: it's like laying eggs and shit, and you know, like
Speaker 4: you know, and it's out in the wild, and like
Speaker 4: who knows what's out there?
Speaker 1: So I guess I don't are how does that work?
Speaker 1: How do you know? How do they make chickens? Because
Speaker 1: chickens lay eggs, they make a bunch of babies. But
Speaker 1: then does the male chicken the rooster? Uh hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay, wait, culture.
Speaker 4: Culture yeah, culture, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Stay stay right there for a second.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got you.
Speaker 1: We'll just stay there. Don't move.
Speaker 4: I'm staying right here. I'm actually on the toilet right now.
Speaker 4: You caught me on the toilet.
Speaker 1: Bro um, okay, chicken's mate through a quick Chickens have
Speaker 1: sex through a quick, non penetrative act called the colloaqal kiss,
Speaker 1: where the rooster mounts the hend, balances on her back,
Speaker 1: and briefly presses his kloaka a single opening for waste
Speaker 1: and reproduction against hers to transfer egg sperm. Wait hold on, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: The rooster performs courtship displays like dancing and offering food
Speaker 1: before a mounting, grabbing the hen's comb or neck feathers
Speaker 1: for balance, and trending his feet. Okay, his video of
Speaker 1: this hold on? Ooh, I like how this YouTube. I
Speaker 1: like how YouTube YouTube does this thing where like I
Speaker 1: click on the video and it it actually starts at
Speaker 1: the time code where the chickens are having sex. YouTube
Speaker 1: kind of like, we'll cut the best part of it
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 4: Don't you just love the world?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: I don't love technology.
Speaker 1: Oh wait is it? It's not showing it, but basically
Speaker 1: the I don't think it's a non penetrative it's a
Speaker 1: non penetrative act. I think he's I think he just like.
Speaker 1: I think he just like yeah, yeah, okay, he presses
Speaker 1: her clothes. I think it's like a spraying.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: So if you did have sex with the chicken, I
Speaker 1: think you would. I believe. I think it's probably possible
Speaker 1: to have penetrative sex with the chicken, and if you
Speaker 1: did it, you'd likely be the first person to have
Speaker 1: sex with that particular Yeah, now.
Speaker 4: That you say that, you're so right lyle have you
Speaker 4: seen the duck penis before? No?
Speaker 1: And you know what? Hold on? I'm gonna do that
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: No, now, this will blow your mind.
Speaker 1: All right, Um, I'm looking at it. Wait, let's see gallipore.
Speaker 1: Uh duck penis, they're really tiny.
Speaker 4: They're like, no, they're like you see like the cork
Speaker 4: like it's they're huge.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, they're not duck screws to compete with
Speaker 1: other males. Oh shit, oh ship yeah. This ducks penis
Speaker 1: is a full nine centimeters long. This one's, this one's
Speaker 1: this one's three centimeters. Wow, holy shit.
Speaker 4: I thought they get like massive, like like feet.
Speaker 1: No, it's not bad. Know, their duck penises are not
Speaker 1: that big.
Speaker 4: No, I'm mistaken. Maybe that's a Mandela effect.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a Mandela effect.
Speaker 4: A low key might be, yeah, because I remember, like
Speaker 4: as a kid, like like looking up duck penis and
Speaker 4: it was like huge.
Speaker 1: Men Mandela effect. Mandela effect is like people not knowing
Speaker 1: if he's alive or dead.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah. Yeah, it's like Baron skin Bears, beren Steinber's
Speaker 4: he's dead right yeah, Oh oh he's got to be
Speaker 4: now or I think he was Like at the time,
Speaker 4: when was this, like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like he died, he died a while ago. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: what a cool life Nelson Mandela. I mean he really
Speaker 1: damn he died, Dude. He was ninety five years old
Speaker 1: when he died. That's such a huge that's such a like, dude,
Speaker 1: for a man to do that like this meant like
Speaker 1: dismantling the apartheid of an entire fucking nation and then
Speaker 1: like doing a bunch of other cool shit, and then
Speaker 1: you know what, he probably has a bunch of probably
Speaker 1: a wife and kids and stuff like that. A six kids.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, he had six kids, three wives, dismantled in
Speaker 1: apartheid state, pissed off a bunch of people on the
Speaker 1: right and the left. Uh. He received over two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty honors. Mandela is an On his Wikipedia page,
Speaker 1: it says it literally says he's one of the best
Speaker 1: people of all time. Mandela is widely considered one of
Speaker 1: the greatest figures of the twentieth century. Literally on his
Speaker 1: imagine on your Wikipedia page, it just says he's one
Speaker 1: of the greatest guys that's ever lived.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people don't know if he lived or died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well lived, well lived or died. Is he's dead,
Speaker 1: lived or died? Is like you've heard ninety five. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like lived or died is like
Speaker 1: what you say about somebody who like, uh is like
Speaker 1: at war or something like it's kind of pending, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But like true, he's not he
Speaker 1: he went as far as you could. No one lives,
Speaker 1: No one lives period.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, Well, I have
Speaker 4: a question. What if you could be in any history
Speaker 4: and time, like point in time, when would it be
Speaker 4: this passfors this one right now? Oh yeah really with
Speaker 4: all your knowledge as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4: Wow, Wow do I have to wait? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, can I come? Can I just like take a peek?
Speaker 4: You have to live. Let's let's let's say a year.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck that, No, I'm staying here. Well a year,
Speaker 1: a year? Nah fuck no fuck that, I'm staying here.
Speaker 1: I'll stay here. Interesting, I mean you could, I mean
Speaker 1: you could go back in time and like use the
Speaker 1: information that you have to like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm staying here. No. Yeah, absolutely, because I was gonna
Speaker 1: say you could, like because if you went back in time,
Speaker 1: what like there's the easy one of people being like,
Speaker 1: oh you can go back in time, like use knowledge
Speaker 1: you have about world events to like make money or whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's like, well, you can use the knowledge you
Speaker 1: have about world events to like actually, there's no world
Speaker 1: events that I have knowledge of that I that was
Speaker 1: negative that I could like stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no there's nothing that I I I personally could stop,
Speaker 1: Like I can't stop any like election. I mean there's
Speaker 1: like assassinations I can stop. Like like me personally, I
Speaker 1: don't have the.
Speaker 4: Dude, you could stop all of the Holocaust, Bro, you could.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could have stopped the Holocaust.
Speaker 4: It's you went back. I feel like if you went
Speaker 4: back to like when Hitler was like a kid or
Speaker 4: not a kid, but like a teenager or whatever, and
Speaker 4: he's trying to get an art school and you got
Speaker 4: him in the art school, Like I don't know, that
Speaker 4: might change everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think how how am I how
Speaker 1: Like I'm a random guy. I don't have any I
Speaker 1: don't know anyone in the ninth.
Speaker 4: If you went there were ge Goo suit, I think
Speaker 4: that earns you instant respect.
Speaker 1: It could that's I think.
Speaker 4: He would follow you into into anywhere you want to go.
Speaker 1: Also, I can't talk to Hitler. I don't speak uh Jorman,
Speaker 1: and I don't have uh Google translate at the time.
Speaker 1: Like there's just I like, I don't think I could,
Speaker 1: and then that's I want to kill him. It's like how,
Speaker 1: I don't How am I going to get a gun?
Speaker 1: Am I really gonna do that? Am I? Like the
Speaker 1: legist the logistics of even if like a baby, like
Speaker 1: I don't have it in me to like kill a baby.
Speaker 1: I don't even think. I don't think it's right to
Speaker 1: kill a baby, even if even if you know, like
Speaker 1: if I could go back to time, like if I
Speaker 1: I think that that's a moral quandary to me, because
Speaker 1: like if I go back in time and I just
Speaker 1: killed like contextually, I'm not killing baby Hitler, I'm just
Speaker 1: kept killing a baby. I think it's I think I
Speaker 1: think it's so fucked up to be like, well, he's
Speaker 1: gonna do all this stuff, but yeah, but he did,
Speaker 1: you know he didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we all didn't do anything, you know, Yeah, no, exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, when I just said, we all have
Speaker 4: the same potential like when we're little babies, like anyone
Speaker 4: could be anyone, you know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true that we all have
Speaker 1: the same potential. I I don't know. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: so much of how your life plays out not so
Speaker 1: not I don't know, I'm being needlessly deterministic. But a
Speaker 1: lot of how your life plays out is based on
Speaker 1: I think it's fair to say that a lot of
Speaker 1: how your life plays out is based on like who
Speaker 1: you're like, like where you're born, and who your friends
Speaker 1: are and stuff like that. I think it's fair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's true. Like you said, you say, this's
Speaker 4: a lot that you you see your dad, you see
Speaker 4: yourself and your dad, And I've heard you say that before. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and when you say that, like I I I also do,
Speaker 4: like I see my dad and myself and it's super weird,
Speaker 4: Like I'm just and I wonder, like was because I
Speaker 4: never met my grandpa, But I'm like, was he like
Speaker 4: this too? Like is it just really was? Since? But
Speaker 4: like since when? Like is it just like go on
Speaker 4: forever and we're all just like copies of each other
Speaker 4: in a way. It's weird. But I also like the
Speaker 4: whole nurture versus nature thing. It's like I think it's
Speaker 4: nurture and nature because you, like, I see people as
Speaker 4: like a computer, and you're like the motherboard when you're born,
Speaker 4: and then you get software like as you grow, like
Speaker 4: based on your environment and like your parents and stuff.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't what do you what do you?
Speaker 4: What do you think about that?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm I'm looking through Nelson Mandel's Wikipedia page right now.
Speaker 1: He he literally was like, like, dude, he just fucking
Speaker 1: he like dismantled. He just he like he dismantles apartheid.
Speaker 1: Then he fucking uh because he becomes an elder statesman,
Speaker 1: he declines a presidential term. He literally voluntarily gave someone
Speaker 1: else power, like that's unheard of. And then and then
Speaker 1: you know what he did after that? He gets because
Speaker 1: he was bored. You don't know elseon Mandela does when
Speaker 1: he's bored. Was it Colton? Know what Nelson Mandela does
Speaker 1: when he's bored.
Speaker 4: It's culture with an art culter culture.
Speaker 1: You know what Nelson Mandela does when he's bored.
Speaker 4: What does he do when he's bored.
Speaker 1: He focuses on combating not only poverty, but also aids
Speaker 1: through the charitable Nelson Mandela Foundation, founded in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: When he was Yeah, when he finished being the president,
Speaker 1: he just quit being the president to eradicate poverty and
Speaker 1: AIDS because he was bored.
Speaker 4: Dude, he got the Bible.
Speaker 1: He got the Nobel Peace Prize. What else did he do?
Speaker 4: Dude? You should you should get one of his six
Speaker 4: kids on the show.
Speaker 1: That would be fucking awesome. That would be really good.
Speaker 1: O the way, Okay, okay, all of his children? No, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, he actually okay, So he has it says
Speaker 1: here he has six children, and it says six children
Speaker 1: in including mcgatho, Macki, Zenani, and Zin.
Speaker 4: De z Wa.
Speaker 1: So only four and and all of their names are
Speaker 1: are highlighted blue, which means they lead to links they
Speaker 1: like each of like four of four of his six
Speaker 1: children also have Wikipedia pages, which means two of his
Speaker 1: children are just chilling.
Speaker 4: Are relevant?
Speaker 1: Are are? For lack of a better word, yes, around
Speaker 1: two of Nelson's men. Two of Nelson Mandel's children are,
Speaker 1: for lack of a better word, not relevant enough. They're
Speaker 1: they're not relevant enough to have a Wikipedia page.
Speaker 4: Maybe that'll make it easier to get them on the show.
Speaker 1: Then, yeah, that's true, that's true. Maybe, Yeah, they're probably
Speaker 1: not as busy, Okay, mcgaetho mcgatho unfortunately passed away.
Speaker 4: Okay in the heart.
Speaker 1: Bro Maguet, Well, but he passed away. But he was
Speaker 1: he wasn't like a little kid. He was fifty four.
Speaker 1: He's a bummer, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like he's still kind of a little kid.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, maccauz z way macca ze way is she's seven.
Speaker 1: Hold she's seventy one, go girl.
Speaker 4: She is?
Speaker 1: Dude, how old was Nelson Mandela when he had these
Speaker 1: fucking kids? Fifty?
Speaker 4: What he is?
Speaker 1: How old is nels? How old is Nelson Mandela? Nineteen eighty? Okay? Alright?
Speaker 1: He had them at like a normal age?
Speaker 4: What's a what's a normal age to have kids?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't know if he had like
Speaker 1: a like like you know, late twenties on. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if he had I don't know if he had
Speaker 1: them at like when he was like, you know, like
Speaker 1: eighteen or something like that. All right, So all right,
Speaker 1: so what still alive? Okay? And then Zanani is a
Speaker 1: South African diplomat.
Speaker 4: Oh one of his kids, yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's and then okay, then the other one I
Speaker 1: was also, uh Zinzi has passed away. She passed damn
Speaker 1: she passed away kind of recently.
Speaker 4: L r P.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, she passed away from COVID.
Speaker 4: Oh damn. That is that's like a it's like a
Speaker 4: sign of the times. Well, yeah, damn, that's tough.
Speaker 1: Who's his? Oh ship is fucking damn damn dude. Wait
Speaker 1: uh oh okay, his wife is his?
Speaker 4: His?
Speaker 1: The woman he was married to at the time. Uh
Speaker 1: is still alive?
Speaker 4: Oh wow? Shit? How old is she?
Speaker 1: She's eight eighty so, yeah, she's eighty.
Speaker 4: Oh. So she was kind of young. Huh she was, she.
Speaker 1: Seemed she was. Okay, he was born in nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 1: What what's forty five minus eighteen? That's one of those
Speaker 1: really tricky man, Right, Yeah, what's forty five? What's forty
Speaker 1: five minus eighteen? Twenty seven? Okay, so she was twenty
Speaker 1: seven years younger than he was.
Speaker 4: Damn all right.
Speaker 1: So if we're if we're talking, you know, age gap
Speaker 1: relationships are are definitely you know, they're they're a touchy
Speaker 1: subject in modern society. But she was sixty eight years old, okay,
Speaker 1: and he was ninety when he died. I think by
Speaker 1: the time you're sixty eight, you can go for it.
Speaker 1: I think it's sixty yeah, at sixty eight you can date. Like,
Speaker 1: there's certain ages where I think it's completely appropriate to date.
Speaker 1: However older you can, and so at sixty eight, I
Speaker 1: think it's okay to be dating a guy in his nineties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, for sure, for sure. Yeah. Hold, I think
Speaker 4: it's I think it's weird when you're like fifty and
Speaker 4: you're dating like a nineteen year old, Like that's that's
Speaker 4: the that's the line for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty fifty and fifty and nineteen is controversial. Fifty
Speaker 1: and ninety one not as controversial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, you're right, you're right. You're right because you're
Speaker 4: I mean, you're mature at that point. Yeah, like night, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think if you're I think if
Speaker 1: you're fifty, you should be able to date any age
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 1: Wait what do you think about I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: like I was never mind, that's it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, but about being like nineteen dating
Speaker 1: one hundred year old.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's that's at that point, that's.
Speaker 1: Just who's taking advantage of who in that situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, exactly. I was just literally just about to
Speaker 4: say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's taking advantage of who in that situation. One,
Speaker 1: if you're like, like I'm talking like one hundred, one
Speaker 1: hundred years.
Speaker 4: Old, Yeah, no, I think if you're one hundred years old,
Speaker 4: you're getting the benefit of like having a younger spouse,
Speaker 4: but as the nineteen year old, you're getting like all
Speaker 4: the inheritance hopefully or whatever they have. Like, so it's
Speaker 4: it's kind of a win win in.
Speaker 1: A way, because when you're a hundred that you can't
Speaker 1: even be Actually, you know what, how old is Dick
Speaker 1: Van Dyke? He's okay, never mind, Okay, I was gonna
Speaker 1: say at one hundred years old, you're not even there.
Speaker 1: But Dick van Dyke is pretty sharp.
Speaker 4: How old is Dick van Dyke?
Speaker 1: One hundred is g'z one hundred?
Speaker 4: Wow? Wow?
Speaker 1: How is he? How is he still fucking alive?
Speaker 4: Yeah? How old do you expect yourself to live? Or
Speaker 4: how old do you want yourself to live?
Speaker 1: I'd like to do eighty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm right there with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think eighty is pretty good. Wait, check this out,
Speaker 1: Dick van Dyke. Now we're just hanging out of my Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: Who gives a shit Dick Van Dyke? Okay, in nineteen. Okay,
Speaker 1: so get this, okay. Dick Van Dyke was born in
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty five. Okay, in nineteen seventy two. So when
Speaker 1: he was forty seven years old, he had he'd been
Speaker 1: struggling with alcoholism for his entire life, checked into a
Speaker 1: hospital for we for three weeks to be treated for
Speaker 1: his alcohol addiction. And now he's sober. So he quit.
Speaker 1: So he quit drinking when he was forty eight, and
Speaker 1: now he's like, we'll live into one hundred. Okay, look
Speaker 1: at he was a heavy smoker for most of his life.
Speaker 1: And in January twenty thirteen, so when he was damn
Speaker 1: damned in his late eighties, he claimed to have been
Speaker 1: using nicorette for the past decade. So he figures, he
Speaker 1: figures out how to do it. Man, I don't know,
Speaker 1: he's just I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Not got those year jeans.
Speaker 1: Who's he got married? Okay? His wife is dead. His
Speaker 1: wife died a long time ago. I don't like the
Speaker 1: way I said that. That felt that feels weird. Wait, No,
Speaker 1: that's ald on. Wait okay, his wife hold on the
Speaker 1: wayst it was just was No, his wife's alive. That's wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. One of his one of his ex wives
Speaker 1: is dead. But wait, wait, wait, okay, this kind of
Speaker 1: this plays this plays into it, this plays into what
Speaker 1: we were talking about. Okay, Dick van Dyke one hundred
Speaker 1: years old. Guess how old his wife is?
Speaker 4: Ooh, mid sixties. Let's go like sixty.
Speaker 1: Four, fifty four years old. Damn damn so he So he's.
Speaker 4: Mayried to a woman right there.
Speaker 1: He's married to a woman half his age. Yeah, more
Speaker 1: or less. Yeah, but she's fifty four. You know, most
Speaker 1: of the time, if you're married a woman half your age,
Speaker 1: people like it's a little whatever. But he's fifty four, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty four years old. It's funny if you look at it,
Speaker 1: if you look at a picture of them together, it
Speaker 1: looks a little it's interesting. But he's I don't know,
Speaker 1: he's just full of he's full of life. He's doing
Speaker 1: pretty good. One hundred years old. Goddamn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder what the secret is. I don't I
Speaker 4: don't know. I'd be like, I don't know, I'm I'm
Speaker 4: I'm not ready to die. Of course I'm still young,
Speaker 4: but like when the time comes, I won't be or
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 4: I'll be scared, maybe not.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I wonder if he's scared to die, Like no,
Speaker 1: he's breaking out.
Speaker 4: I'll be sad. I think by that time I'll probably
Speaker 4: have kids and stuff and it'll just be like, damn,
Speaker 4: you know, bro.
Speaker 1: Imagine having a Imagine having a imagine having a seventy
Speaker 1: four year old son. His son is seventy four, dude,
Speaker 1: Damn wow, imagine you have a imagine your son isn't old? Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I I can't even imagine that, honestly. Okay,
Speaker 4: imagine my son is like a you know, thirty year
Speaker 4: old dude. Yeah, when I'm dying here, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, do you know the movie Don't Worry Darling?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty It's.
Speaker 1: Popular for all these on for the for the on
Speaker 1: set drama. It was written by Dick Van Dyke's kids.
Speaker 4: Really do you know that? I did not know that?
Speaker 1: Dude? Who is this Dick Van Dyke guy? He's just
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 4: He's just Wow, who's your favorite person in history? You're
Speaker 4: talking so much about Dick Van Dyke and then Nelson
Speaker 4: and Della. It's like history's on your mind right now?
Speaker 1: Who's my favorite person in history?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't, I don't, I am I don't know
Speaker 1: if I have one, do you?
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, I don't know. I really like I like
Speaker 4: Bill Nye. I think he's pretty cool. I like uh,
Speaker 4: I like Neil de grasse Tyson. He's also Oh no,
Speaker 4: you know what number one answer favorite person that I
Speaker 4: can name off the top of my head, just like,
Speaker 4: I guess this is just celebrities because I'm like, this
Speaker 4: is the time I'm living in. But I think John
Speaker 4: Cena is a genuinely good dude. Like I don't even
Speaker 4: watch wrestling or anything. He seems like a good ass dude. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I like his vibe. Mhm. Do you have a like
Speaker 4: a favorite celebrity or something like an idol or anything?
Speaker 1: I like? Uh, I don't know. I like Norm m. MacDonald.
Speaker 1: He's funny, he's he passed away. Uh maybe Ben's Stiller. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I just wanted to say, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't have I don't have for Ben Stiller.
Speaker 1: I just I just he's alive. I just felt I
Speaker 1: just felt the need to say something.
Speaker 4: Coulter could, yeah, Culter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm so fucking mad that you told me you.
Speaker 4: Had a dude. I didn't know how hard it would
Speaker 4: be to get on the show, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, apparently it's not that hard. Apparently it's easy, dude.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not I'm not a liar.
Speaker 4: I just it's all right. I've wanted to talk to
Speaker 4: you for.
Speaker 1: By the way, by the way you are you, by
Speaker 1: the way you I don't believe in hardcore labels like liar.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, but you did lie I did. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was just a little white lie, you know, to you.
Speaker 4: To me, it was it was detrimental.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I really actually know, it's well to me.
Speaker 1: To me, it took what I thought was going to
Speaker 1: be like a juicy phone call into thirty eight minutes
Speaker 1: of me browsing Wikipedia with you, basically an entire podcast
Speaker 1: of me browsing Wikipedia with you. And I don't mind
Speaker 1: that at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that's okay. Yeah, I'm just glad to be
Speaker 4: talking to you right now. It's like, it's it's wild,
Speaker 4: it's wild hearing you when I listen to you every day.
Speaker 4: It's weird. But uh, yeah, I think you're really I
Speaker 4: see myself a lot in you in a way. It's weird,
Speaker 4: but I think I think if we we knew each other,
Speaker 4: we'd be friends. I think that to myself.
Speaker 1: Hey, Culture, Yeah, we can be friends right now.
Speaker 4: Dude. That's that's amazing.
Speaker 1: I love that is there? Is there anything else you
Speaker 1: want to say to the people of the computer before
Speaker 1: we go?
Speaker 4: Live your life to the fullest, guys, and just remember
Speaker 4: that love is everything.
Speaker 1: Hey, gek, bless your Culture.
Speaker 4: Gek, bless you, Lyle. I love you. Talk to you later,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 1: See you, man, love you too, Love you too, Culture,
Speaker 1: love you. Love you so fucking much. Culture.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 1: So fucking much.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: I love you more than any I love you more
Speaker 1: than any chicken or civil rights leader on the planet Earth. Culture.
Speaker 4: That's so sweet. You need to make a You need
Speaker 4: to make a show, Lyle, like a TV show. You
Speaker 4: need to get on that else. Uh yeah, no, that's it.
Speaker 4: Oh are you coming to Tampa this year?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I can't tell you.
Speaker 4: You should I might for me? Okay, all right, Lyle, Well,
Speaker 4: I love you again, and I'll uh, I'll listen to you,
Speaker 4: and tomorrow morning, when I'm on my way to work.
Speaker 1: Sweet, I'll look forward to being there vicariously through my
Speaker 1: digital self.
Speaker 4: Thanks Lyle. It's great talking man.
Speaker 1: Good talking man. You take care. That was culture. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys enjoyed listening to that. I got lost
Speaker 1: in it. I enjoyed me. I enjoy I got lost
Speaker 1: in it. That was fun for me. I like looking
Speaker 1: at Wikipedia. I like looking at it stuff. I like
Speaker 1: the culture. I hope you enjoyed it. But if you didn't,
Speaker 1: at least one person did. And that person is men.
Speaker 4: Shun is Id. You's teaching you to housing your life,
Speaker 4: but he's not really an expert.