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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the eight hour long TikTok series

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Speaker 1: Who the F Did I marry? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, well I've seen Pieces and reaps.

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Speaker 3: It's a commit It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Now.

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Speaker 1: It's a compilation of fifty two TikTok videos by a

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Speaker 1: woman named Reesa Tisa, And it got big not that

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Speaker 1: long ago, but people are still discovering it daily.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she was like married to this like crazy narcissist

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Speaker 2: for five months that lied to her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she tells about him being a pathological liar and

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Speaker 1: how she ended up divorcing him. We're not going to

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Speaker 1: go into the whole thing, but basically, Resa's ex husband

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Speaker 1: told a bunch of really really stupid lies.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, crazy like people that tell crazy like saying he.

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Speaker 1: Was a former professional arena football player and the vice

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Speaker 1: president of a famous condiment company. Yeah, okay, well those

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Speaker 1: lies are pretty bad, are they the dumbest ever? Because

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Speaker 1: a new survey asked people to confess the most ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: unbelievable FIBs that they've ever told some one, and we've

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Speaker 1: got the best responses ready, So let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: Like this person said, I used to tell people that

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Speaker 1: I was the voice that whispered zoom zoom at the

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Speaker 1: end of those Mazita commercials. You know them, zoom so literally,

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Speaker 1: that'd be a hard one to disprove that. One girl

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Speaker 1: I know told me she's all the screaming in the

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Speaker 1: background of Grae's anatomy.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm starting to wonder if that's fake. That's fake,

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Speaker 2: has been on since you were like bored.

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Speaker 3: Oh dang it, I would trust.

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Speaker 2: Her oa she does AMDB is just the screamer.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's got there claim to film.

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Speaker 1: Another person wrote, I was buying an engagement ring when

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Speaker 1: the sales lady asked if I was a Christian. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I had a feeling that's saying yes meant i'd get

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Speaker 1: a better price. So I said yes, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'll be any religion you need me to be

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Speaker 2: a discount.

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Speaker 1: And then she wanted to know what church I went

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Speaker 1: to in my pastor's name, in all sorts of specifics.

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Speaker 1: Twenty lies later, I got the oh, yeah, oh yeah, the.

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Speaker 4: Church christ Pat Johnson. Yeah that sounds right.

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Speaker 2: Pastor Tim Tom Oh there it is. Yeah, he likes

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Speaker 2: to play guitar.

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Speaker 3: You guys are so quick to judge people for their lives.

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Speaker 3: It's not fair. Hey, they got a good discount the Lord.

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Speaker 2: I think that's what the God won.

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Speaker 1: Is all right? We're looking at a survey where people

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Speaker 1: shared the stupidest lies that they've ever told someone in

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Speaker 1: the past.

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Speaker 3: This one's kind of a doozy.

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Speaker 1: This woman said, I didn't know how to break up

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Speaker 1: with my boyfriend when I was twenty two. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I just told him I was pregnant with someone else's baby.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, you're going to move cities or something more reasonable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you went for the big one there, She says.

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Speaker 1: I was not to be clear, I was not pregnant

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Speaker 1: and had never cheated. I just didn't have a better idea.

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Speaker 2: I like how that is easier than just saying I

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Speaker 2: don't like you anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good if you're gonna lie, like, make it

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Speaker 1: a lie that makes you look bad.

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Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, she definitely took one for the team.

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Speaker 1: Another person said, when I was nineteen, I used to

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Speaker 1: fake a friend accent to try and buy beer at

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Speaker 1: the grocery store. I thought it would make people think

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Speaker 1: I'm older and more refined.

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Speaker 3: It did work one time.

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Speaker 2: It did. It's probably because I was working at that

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Speaker 2: gas station. When I worked at the gas station, I

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Speaker 2: sold to everybody. It was terrible. I was only like

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Speaker 2: nineteen or twenty myself, so I was like, yeah, sure

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Speaker 2: you want something.

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Speaker 3: The kid, don't worry, I'm taking the beer. What are you?

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Speaker 3: Four years old? You know what? I have a bud light.

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Speaker 1: And the next one says, I once convinced my entire

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Speaker 1: school that I physically couldn't say the word evil.

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Speaker 3: Why I would pronounce it evil?

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Speaker 1: Sadly this went on for almost two years, and everybody

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Speaker 1: would try to teach me the proper way to pronounce it,

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Speaker 1: and I just couldn't get it right.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love it. What a great way to get attention.

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Speaker 3: Keep going with this. This person wrote.

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Speaker 1: I had to wear an eye patch one summer back

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Speaker 1: when I was eighteen. One day, my little cousin saw

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Speaker 1: it and asked what was underneath the patch, and I

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Speaker 1: told them a tiny hand.

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Speaker 3: Whoa. He cried for two hours.

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Speaker 2: That is right, Line the kids. I'm sorry. I know

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Speaker 2: i'm a parent, but line, the kids is so fun.

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Speaker 3: They just believe absolutely.

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Speaker 2: The trust is so deep in them.

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Speaker 1: I could see Brook doing a date night with her husband, like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, let's go have dinner.

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Speaker 3: And lie to a bunch of kids. Yeah, so romantic.

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Speaker 4: The first time my little nephew ever got on my stream,

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Speaker 4: he asked how many people are watching? And there was

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Speaker 4: like six, and I was like, I think we have

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Speaker 4: about four hundred thousand right now. He got so quiet,

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Speaker 4: and I realized, like five minutes later, I had to

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Speaker 4: tell him, wait, you know I'm kidding, right, but there's

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Speaker 4: only five people watching him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, okay, And he thought.

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Speaker 3: Like he was viral.

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Speaker 1: On the fact that he believed that you had four

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Speaker 1: hundred is in itself. These are for I'm a survey

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Speaker 1: of one of the stupidest lies that people admit they've

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Speaker 1: ever told before. This one says, I was at a

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Speaker 1: dinner party I did not want to be at so

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Speaker 1: at the table, I told everyone I was a steer

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Speaker 1: wrestler in the rodeo, but I had to quit after

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Speaker 1: I broke my ankle at the Texas Championship.

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Speaker 4: I see, I see, I would have said after I

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Speaker 4: broke the bulls ankle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't better. I actually like that.

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Speaker 1: And finally, this person says, when my family first moved

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Speaker 1: to Nashville, when I was in fifth grade, I started

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Speaker 1: telling everyone at my new school that Reba McIntyre was

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Speaker 1: my aunt. I believe that in a heartbeat, it would

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Speaker 1: only be cool in Nashville. Then one day I met

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Speaker 1: her at a buffet. I felt so awkward, like she

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Speaker 1: knew I.

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Speaker 3: Had been lying.

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Speaker 1: She's glaring at you. But I did get a photo

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Speaker 1: and I used that as official proof with all my friends.

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Speaker 2: I like how you felt so guilty. But then tinue the.

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Speaker 1: Lie text in seven, eight, five, nine two, tell us

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Speaker 1: about the craziest dumb lie that you ever told.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do your phone tap right after this