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Speaker 1: A burglar stole your baby? I lied, but the parents

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Speaker 1: did something way worse. Am I the a hole? I

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Speaker 1: want to see what's worse?

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Speaker 2: Why burglar? Burglar? I mean burglar? A baby is a

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Speaker 2: baby still, okay? You know, who knows?

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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe the burglar adopted the baby and they can

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Speaker 3: grow up to be thieves.

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Speaker 2: And it's actually like a cute.

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Speaker 1: Who I would watch that movie. I'm just saying, I

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Speaker 1: am fifteen years old. God, no one should be giving

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Speaker 1: fifteen year old Why are fifteen year olds allowed to

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Speaker 1: watch living children? Like you wouldn't trust a fifteen year

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Speaker 1: old to drive a car, but you would give your

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Speaker 1: baby to it.

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Speaker 3: We used to have like twelve and thirteen year old babysitter.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy. It is crazy.

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Speaker 2: It is kind of wild, like you would allow.

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Speaker 1: A thirteen year old, like you think of thirteen year

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Speaker 1: old's mature enough to like look over the house and

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Speaker 1: a human child.

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Speaker 2: It is kind of wild. You know you are convincing me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking nuts. I'm getting a profession knows to

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Speaker 1: deal with my babies. I have fifteen years old and

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Speaker 1: my babysit. To make money, I took a first aid

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Speaker 1: course and a babysitting course.

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Speaker 2: So she's qualified.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that?

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Speaker 2: An online one hour class? Kill the baby? All right,

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Speaker 2: you're good to go. Cool.

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Speaker 1: Last weekend, one of my little sister's classmates' parents had

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Speaker 1: a wedding.

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Speaker 2: To go to and asked if I would babysits.

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Speaker 1: I asked how late they would need me, and if

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Speaker 1: I should pack in overnight bag if they were going

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Speaker 1: to stay.

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Speaker 2: Out all night.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, They said they would be home by midnight,

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Speaker 1: which is pretty late. So I checked with my dad

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Speaker 1: if it was okay, because she's fifteen.

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Speaker 2: Just you can't let it go. That's hilarious because my

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Speaker 2: dad is my ride.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't want me alone in a car with adults

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't know, so he offered to pick me

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Speaker 1: up at eleven to fifty. The kids were all asleep

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Speaker 1: and I was watching TV. I texted them at eleven

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Speaker 1: PM to double check they would be there on time.

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Speaker 1: The mom texted me back, yes, twelve thirty. They still

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Speaker 1: aren't there. Oh, I texted again. No answer.

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Speaker 2: That's bad.

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Speaker 1: I called my dad and he is pissed, not at me,

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Speaker 1: but at the parents. One o'clock I call them, no answer.

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Speaker 1: My dad went to k a coffee and then came back.

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Speaker 1: He is calm, not good, but he's ready to blow.

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Speaker 1: I texted every fifteen minutes, no response, Wow, two twenty am.

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Speaker 1: Either these parents are just like fucking until you know,

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Speaker 1: way late into the night, or.

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Speaker 3: What if they just was It was all an elaborate

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Speaker 3: ruse to get o Pete Razors child.

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Speaker 2: We're done with these kids. We're out, We're out in

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Speaker 2: parent now. I have an idea.

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Speaker 1: At two twenty am, I texted them that someone tried

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Speaker 1: to break into their garage but the alarm scared them away.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, they were home drunk in an uber

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Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: My dad made them pay me for my extra time

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Speaker 1: before we left. He told me that I'm not allowed

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Speaker 1: to babysit for them again unless I charged them for

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Speaker 1: an overnight's stay. Yesterday at school, I saw the mom

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Speaker 1: when I was picking up my sister. She gave me

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Speaker 1: shit for scaring her and her husband because they had

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Speaker 1: checked their security cameras and saw no one.

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Speaker 2: Tried to break in.

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Speaker 1: Oh dang, I said, sorry, the alarm went off, so

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Speaker 1: I called you. She called me a liar, which is fair.

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Speaker 1: I mean she is, but I don't feel bad about

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Speaker 1: what I did. They lied first. My mom says I

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Speaker 1: should have just sucked it up, but my dad says,

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Speaker 1: they broke our deal. I kind of feel bad for

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Speaker 1: tricking them into coming home from their party, but they

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Speaker 1: could have told me it was an overnight or texted

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Speaker 1: me that they were going to be late, which is

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Speaker 1: completely true. Just send a text to the woman. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but child at a fifteen year old that's in charge

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Speaker 1: of I mean, honestly, the fifteen year old's more responsible

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Speaker 1: than these parents.

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Speaker 2: I guess.

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Speaker 3: So actually low key though, but I also loved the

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Speaker 3: line where she was like, uh, they lied first, so

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Speaker 3: I hit him with the other lie. Like that's classic,

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Speaker 3: classic teen year old watch. Ever, honestly, I think she

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Speaker 3: went to the burglary. That's too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too much, But like, how else do you

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Speaker 1: get their attention? Or just ask your dad for an

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Speaker 1: overnight bag and say, hey, I'm just gonna stay here.

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Speaker 3: I would yeah, like, like you guys are gonna pay me?

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Speaker 3: Like if you don't want to pay me, you know

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Speaker 3: for a full night and extra or whatever, like you know,

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know just anything but that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was a little much but that

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Speaker 3: that on the parents though for like not being ter

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Speaker 3: I mean, they were definitely and probably they were like, hey,

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Speaker 3: maybe we can like because she's like fifteen, or maybe

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Speaker 3: we can get away with like staying out, getting drunk

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Speaker 3: and then just like paying her

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Speaker 1: Shit shitty, yep, pay your fifteen year old babysitter, it's right,

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Speaker 1: or does not hire them,