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Speaker 1: What's the biggest light you ever told? Tommy started off

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Speaker 1: my son, my oldest son.

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Speaker 2: When he was younger, he wanted to go to PG

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Speaker 2: thirteen movies.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he wanted to go to PG thirteen movies.

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Speaker 2: And I would be like, I always knew it was

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Speaker 2: gonna be something that he didn't need to see. He

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Speaker 2: didn't know, but I would tell him, Hey, do you

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Speaker 2: know what PG thirteen means? He's like no, I say

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Speaker 2: that means only thirteen people can go in the movie.

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Speaker 2: So when I when we would get there, I say,

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Speaker 2: it's already twelve people in there. We can't go in there.

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Speaker 2: It's too late. And he would be like, wow, we

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Speaker 2: don't never get here in time enough to see any

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Speaker 2: PG thirteen movies.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to go see a G movie. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna go see a GM.

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Speaker 2: We'd be all up in line, king we not going

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Speaker 2: to see PG. Your mama ain't gonna be mad at man.

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Speaker 2: PG thirteen is all right?

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Speaker 1: Come on, j Yeah, what's the biggest lie you ever need?

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Speaker 1: To make sure that my mama ain't listening? Uh huh oh.

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Speaker 3: I was at football sixteen years old, and Ma Mama

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Speaker 3: let me take her truck to practice.

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Speaker 1: And you know, after practice, my boy get in the truck.

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Speaker 1: We driving back.

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Speaker 3: I took my mama brand new blazer and backed it

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Speaker 3: and got it stuck on the side and then it

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Speaker 3: the whole left side on the school bus.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 3: My boy said, Man, I can't let you go back

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Speaker 3: home with the truth. You got to say that bus

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Speaker 3: backed into youth. Okay, boy, he said, you can't walk

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Speaker 3: in Mama bread he got this tag still on.

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Speaker 1: It ain't no license plate. Man, I walked in the

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Speaker 1: Mama said what happened to that truck? And my boys

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Speaker 1: went and talking.

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Speaker 3: We was just butting up our seat best and they

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Speaker 3: know a school bus hit us.

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Speaker 1: My mama bought that for about two months, she said.

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Speaker 1: She said, why you ain't getting no case? Uh huh, right, I.

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Speaker 3: Got asked I had received that sixty.

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Speaker 1: I was fast after that.

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Speaker 4: Fat.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, the big God. You've ever told last

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Speaker 1: one what you got so many?

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Speaker 4: He said, I have an endlish pool. I went up

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Speaker 4: at ball my daddy's station wagon. One time. I was

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Speaker 4: taking this girl out on the date in my church choir.

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Speaker 4: But I wanted to be with it in the car,

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Speaker 4: and so what I did was I stopped at the

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Speaker 4: drugstore and bought some Ponds cold cream. That was a

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Speaker 4: trick me and the fellow shoes to you back in

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Speaker 4: the day. You put Ponds cold cream on the windows.

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Speaker 4: It make it, you know, you can't see in the window.

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Speaker 4: And I put the Pond's cold cream on the windows.

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Speaker 4: Or I got down there to pick her up. And

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Speaker 4: when I went and picked up and she came and

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Speaker 4: got in the car in the station wag and I

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Speaker 4: backed out. I couldn't see a damn thing. I hit

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Speaker 4: my Daddy's a fender on the fence and tod the

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Speaker 4: head light out.

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Speaker 1: I can't get cream off no window. Yeah, you.

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Speaker 4: Can get Pons cold cream off the window, you can't

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Speaker 4: get it out the crack where the window meets the upholstery.

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Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys.