Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I want a puff bar so bad?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well, Andya never needs to hit a puff bar ever
Speaker 3: again in her entire life. Because I went to a
Speaker 3: smoke shop and I saw that they had Zin's and
Speaker 3: I've heard a lot a lot about them.
Speaker 2: This episode is going to be demotized because literally less
Speaker 2: than ten seconds and I'm talking about like how bad
Speaker 2: I want to smoke? Like that's on me? Though?
Speaker 3: Is that a problem?
Speaker 2: I don't know, is it or is it cursing?
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's just cursing.
Speaker 2: Hey, don't try your best not to seriously.
Speaker 3: But anyways, I saw zen and I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: like I'm curious, like I know a lot of people
Speaker 3: that do them and like swear by them, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: like I want to try them, Like let me just
Speaker 3: find out another method to put nicotine in my bloodstream
Speaker 3: like the attic part of my brain like winds again.
Speaker 3: And so I went there and I picked them up
Speaker 3: and I bought the mint flavor and I tried them,
Speaker 3: and honestly, like, I felt very nauseous and I had
Speaker 3: the worst headache of my entire life. And it's just
Speaker 3: like kind of not a vibe at all, but like
Speaker 3: it's kind of lit. Well, Enya grabbed one and she
Speaker 3: did it for half a second and then spit it
Speaker 3: out because she felt the same way. But she threw
Speaker 3: it onto her sandwich wrapper in my car. And then
Speaker 3: when we got home, I just like wrapped the sandwich
Speaker 3: up and she brought it in and it was just
Speaker 3: like sitting on the table. So I put it in
Speaker 3: the refrigerator. Well, she took the sandwich back out and
Speaker 3: literally took a bite and ate one of the z much.
Speaker 2: Worse is it like drew When we got home, you
Speaker 2: put it in the fridge and so like it like
Speaker 2: kind of like like dehydrated with the spin and became
Speaker 2: like this string. And it was a turkey sandwich with
Speaker 2: like white cheese on it, So I thought it was
Speaker 2: a piece of turkey or cheese. And when I unwrapped
Speaker 2: the sandwich, a bunch of turkey and cheese had fallen out.
Speaker 2: So I scooped it up with my finger and like
Speaker 2: literally tossed it in my mouth and chopped into it
Speaker 2: and immediately got the worst burning sensation on the right
Speaker 2: side of my mouth and down I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, what is in here? And then I spitted
Speaker 2: it out and I tasted the man. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my fucking god, dude, I just ate half a
Speaker 2: z in.
Speaker 1: Did you get sucked up?
Speaker 2: I mean I it wrapped ramped up my fever and
Speaker 2: I was sick for the next sea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you had sun poisoning'll literally.
Speaker 2: I think it was a mix of sun poisoning. I
Speaker 2: started my period and I had a fever. What, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you like almost barked though. That was a
Speaker 2: crazy reaction, So yeah, God was punishing me. I think
Speaker 2: I got food poisoning partially off of what I ate
Speaker 2: on the plane, Like I had a midnight fall.
Speaker 3: I didn't your sister get food poisoning from something y'all
Speaker 3: ate together?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she got it, Like, there's no way I
Speaker 2: got into laid food poisoning the fuck Like, it's literally
Speaker 2: you get.
Speaker 1: The food poisoning on the plane.
Speaker 2: No, does it happen that fast?
Speaker 1: It can?
Speaker 2: It can, but it's a mystery. But it probably was
Speaker 2: just sun poisoning because I had a fever, I had chills,
Speaker 2: had a headache, I had nausea. But the scary part
Speaker 2: is my like, I didn't get sun poisoning in a
Speaker 2: way of like blisters and like crazy like I did
Speaker 2: get burned, but none of my skin has peeled, which
Speaker 2: is actually my nightmare because now I have the weirdest
Speaker 2: sun candy ever like in my life, because I only
Speaker 2: got burned on like the back of my arm, the
Speaker 2: back of my shoulder and my hip and then right here,
Speaker 2: so it's not even like a full side of my
Speaker 2: body as Tanner. It's literally I have like a really
Speaker 2: dark spot here, a really dark spot here that has
Speaker 2: a thumbprint because I was laying on my side talking
Speaker 2: to my family like this, so it's like a thumbprint
Speaker 2: and then it's like goes into a sharp bikini line
Speaker 2: and it literally looks like I got weird airburst that.
Speaker 3: Has it come off like I hate you got, like, uh,
Speaker 3: what is it? You came back and there for and
Speaker 3: you want it to be like if you can't figure that,
Speaker 3: if you want like and you can be sent tented
Speaker 3: top it like it's right there, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, Drew does this thing. I pointed out that that
Speaker 2: wasn't you doing it, but you do this thing where
Speaker 2: sometimes if he gets really tired, it usually happens later
Speaker 2: at night or after the day, and it's always with
Speaker 2: Josie because he wants to. Like, when you, me and
Speaker 2: Josie hang out, we have like joke competition. Basically, it's
Speaker 2: just us trying to see who can say something funny
Speaker 2: that will become the thing.
Speaker 3: We repeat all day for the next four months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Drew, I wish I remember the sentence, but
Speaker 2: Drew was talking to us and then at the end
Speaker 2: of the sentence just gave up. But Drew does this
Speaker 2: thing instead of just stopping the sentence, he just goes,
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 3: I just like mumble it off, Like.
Speaker 2: He just like mumbles off. And you do it a
Speaker 2: lot with because like if you start a joke that
Speaker 2: as it's starting you it's gonna be funny.
Speaker 3: He was like, and that's what I just don't finish
Speaker 3: it because it's not worth like the finish. But it's
Speaker 3: something I do unintentionally. But the fact that made me
Speaker 3: think of something. What did you just say?
Speaker 2: I just I said what I said? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I said that we just have joke competition all day,
Speaker 2: Like all we want to do is say things that
Speaker 2: we will repeat forever.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what I was gonna add to that.
Speaker 3: But but what I really came here to talk about
Speaker 3: today is Jojo Siwa and it's not gonna be the
Speaker 3: take that you think it's gonna.
Speaker 2: I know you're gonna be nice.
Speaker 3: I support Jojo Siwa with my whole heart and soul.
Speaker 3: I think what she's doing is fucking hilarious and like,
Speaker 3: even if it is unintentional and she is just actually
Speaker 3: crazy and delusional, I'm like, girl, I'm getting a goof
Speaker 3: and a gab like this is actually like funny to me.
Speaker 2: I mean, she has us locked in. Every day I'm checking,
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 3: Look at how many views the views to like ratio
Speaker 3: on her TikTok account. Is all you need to know
Speaker 3: that she is an entertainer and what she is doing
Speaker 3: is entertainment and she is eating fucking down.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I did hear the song she's been teasing. I was back,
Speaker 3: but that does not change my feelings, do you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you don't like fuck with the song, but
Speaker 2: you're like, honestly you go and entertained.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. That is someone that I want on this podcast.
Speaker 2: That is something like I want to get a new
Speaker 2: costume designer more than.
Speaker 3: Anything in my God makeup artist, costume designer, please, just.
Speaker 2: Because that's my thing. And like, again, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: sit here and like give a whole rundown of like
Speaker 2: the creatives. Like I think that is just her vibe.
Speaker 2: And I've come to a point in my life, at
Speaker 2: my big ass age that I understand I need to
Speaker 2: stop being like that shit's fucking ugly because everything is subjective.
Speaker 2: Some people that's just their vibe, the vibe that's ugly.
Speaker 3: Then say, a lot of things is objectively ugly.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is, like some people like ugly,
Speaker 2: and if ugly is there, pretty ugly is the new pretty?
Speaker 2: Like okay, ugly, Wait, it's like ugly, but I know
Speaker 2: that's your thing, so it's amazing, So it's hideous. Actually,
Speaker 2: I just want her to get a new cost designer
Speaker 2: and like a new makeup artist. And then I un ironically,
Speaker 2: I unironically think if she tweaked those two things, she
Speaker 2: could find her footing. Like the song will be played
Speaker 2: in H and M. Do not fret, Like, if you
Speaker 2: change that costume, it will be played in AHM.
Speaker 3: Did you hear the song? She like released a teaser.
Speaker 2: Video Girl who guessed the way it would sound, and
Speaker 2: like the girl was like, comes, stupid bitch.
Speaker 3: She quoted it and shit like really revealed the full
Speaker 3: song and it's crazy. Okay. One thing that is not
Speaker 3: Jojo Siwa. I don't know who the fuck is thing
Speaker 3: in that song, but it is not Jojo too. I
Speaker 3: actually like, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're gonna say you like the song.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't hate the song.
Speaker 2: I don't like this thing I've ever heard of my life.
Speaker 3: I don't like the song, but I don't hate the song.
Speaker 2: Oh just wait till that earworm gets your next thing,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, listening the down down.
Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say, is like it's giving earworm.
Speaker 3: Like I hear like three or four more times in
Speaker 3: a TikTok video and I'm like, like, it's not that.
Speaker 2: Bad, okay, but you also like I love that. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I was gonna make fun of you for,
Speaker 2: but it actually is beautiful. You will.
Speaker 3: I can find the beauty everything. I can find the
Speaker 3: beauty and everything.
Speaker 2: I'm more like, I'm I do the thing that's I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm trying to be nice, but it somehow
Speaker 2: is almost where I'm just like I don't like it,
Speaker 2: but like I could see why somebody would like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have to be really fucking weird and stupid.
Speaker 2: You have to be actually like deaf, dumb and stupid.
Speaker 2: But like, never forget me getting called deaf, dumb and
Speaker 2: stupid by a high school counselor on the phone. And
Speaker 2: the guy was on the phone with my dad, and
Speaker 2: then my dad came to school and beat him up.
Speaker 3: Classic, classic, And your story don't folk with a humane exactly.
Speaker 2: I don't say your name like that, and I'm gonna say,
Speaker 2: shut up.
Speaker 3: Suck my balls. No. But my ability to like everything
Speaker 3: comes from a deep, deep seated fear of karma. I
Speaker 3: am like, I am so scared the song for you,
Speaker 3: I know that's like the tea is. I heard karma
Speaker 3: in that song and I was like, wait, I don't
Speaker 3: I just submit. But okay, that's all I had to
Speaker 3: say about judges, CEO, what do you want to talk
Speaker 3: about now?
Speaker 2: I'm going to talk about the story. Actually I forgot
Speaker 2: what the story was. Oh the bus driver. I saw
Speaker 2: somebody comment was like, damn, I actually wanted to hear
Speaker 2: the bus driver's story that I almost said last week
Speaker 2: about the bus driver who hit me? Wait what last
Speaker 2: week or maybe it was two weeks ago. It's when
Speaker 2: you brought up the twin thing again, right when I
Speaker 2: was about to say a story about a bus driver,
Speaker 2: and you were like, no, I'm not even gonna say
Speaker 2: my story. And then we just moved on and nobody
Speaker 2: said their story. But when I was in like kindergarten,
Speaker 2: kindergartenen I had, I would take the bus home, not
Speaker 2: too I would take it home, and I would take
Speaker 2: it alone.
Speaker 3: Broke no money.
Speaker 2: Did you never take the bus?
Speaker 3: No, I'd take the bus home. It was a vibe,
Speaker 3: a vibe the.
Speaker 2: Big cheese bus. Actually I did get any fun up.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, now you get them the cheese bus.
Speaker 2: One time the cheese bus broke down and they shoved
Speaker 2: all of us into a mini van, and me like,
Speaker 2: you know the wheel cap that's like in the van.
Speaker 2: Me and my friend sat on it and we played
Speaker 2: with airheads and we were like making the airhead shorten.
Speaker 2: And I'll never forget that. But that same friend went
Speaker 2: on to call me like a bunch of rude names
Speaker 2: because he had a crush on me. And then once
Speaker 2: we went to middle school, I like dis from him,
Speaker 2: and he thought I was a bitch, but he was
Speaker 2: weird for sure. Anyway, I would get on the bus
Speaker 2: and this bus driver was a fucking bitch. I feel
Speaker 2: like every bus driver was a bitch, and like, honestly,
Speaker 2: not even in the mean way, you deserve to be
Speaker 2: a bitch, because if I had a car, even having
Speaker 2: a car full of y'all sometimes pisses me off. Having
Speaker 2: a car full of a bunch of children who are
Speaker 2: mine would piss me off because they're annoying. But there
Speaker 2: were a bunch of rules. You weren't allowed to talk,
Speaker 2: you weren't allowed to eat. She separated all the kids
Speaker 2: all the time, so my bus didn't have like it
Speaker 2: wasn't full, Like there didn't need to be two kids
Speaker 2: per row. It was a small enough amount of kids
Speaker 2: that she could put one kid in one seat, skip
Speaker 2: a seat, put a kid in that seat, skip a seat.
Speaker 2: So we were all fucking separated like we were going
Speaker 2: to jail, and we weren't allowed to talk. So it
Speaker 2: had to be like a thirty to forty minute bus
Speaker 2: ride of dead fucking silence because she didn't want you
Speaker 2: to talk. She wouldn't play the radio. That was already
Speaker 2: a problem because you're fucking terrifying. You weren't a lot
Speaker 2: to eat snacks. Okay, that's where the problem comes in
Speaker 2: because after school I'd be hungry as fucking I would
Speaker 2: buy hot chips from the vendors after school because at
Speaker 2: my school on Wednesdays, they would sell Papa Toong's pizza
Speaker 2: hot chips like pickled eggs. It was a fucking bot.
Speaker 3: There's a new Papa John stuffed crust cow Zone pizza.
Speaker 2: Why do you know about fast releases so often? Like
Speaker 2: literally like oh my god, did you hear about like
Speaker 2: Wendy's new deal the Biggie Bag, like blah blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, Like.
Speaker 3: You know, the Biggie bag is literally fucking crazy. It's
Speaker 3: like five dollars and you get a burger and six
Speaker 3: nuggets and a shake Like it's crazy. It's fucking crazy. No,
Speaker 3: I keep up because I like watched the seminars, like
Speaker 3: the release seminars of like fast food places.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they all did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not all of them do it, but they like
Speaker 3: will like release sh or have like a video that
Speaker 3: comes out, or like release a flyer with all the
Speaker 3: new shit or a PDF. It's like you gotta be
Speaker 3: tapped in, like I am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a weird thing to be tapped into anyways,
Speaker 2: So I would all the kids would do it too,
Speaker 2: Like I had this little like thing that I would.
Speaker 2: I would like put my book bag on the seat
Speaker 2: and like take a chip at a time and like
Speaker 2: be looking out the window. Also, she's driving, so I
Speaker 2: don't know how the fuck she's seeing me.
Speaker 3: I'm not beating wow, Like I was just gonna say,
Speaker 3: like they always see, yeah, even if they even if
Speaker 3: they act like they don't see, they always see.
Speaker 2: So that was the start of it. And like she
Speaker 2: came up to me and she looked down and she
Speaker 2: was like, you're eating and I was like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 2: And she ripped open my book back saw it and
Speaker 2: like launched her pulled over. Yeah, she like pulled over
Speaker 2: the bus. It was after a kid got dropped off,
Speaker 2: So in front of a random child's house, she comes
Speaker 2: to the back, she sees it. She smacks the fuck
Speaker 2: out of my.
Speaker 1: Not physically hit you. Yes, I thought that you meant
Speaker 1: a bus hit you this whole time. I was waiting
Speaker 1: for the most insane twist.
Speaker 2: No, but my mom did get hit by a bus
Speaker 2: when she was fourteen hundred.
Speaker 3: My aunt got hit by a bus, run over actually,
Speaker 3: and then I girl from my school got run over
Speaker 3: by a bus and like she was like literally paralyzed
Speaker 3: for like a year, but she's fine now, fucked up
Speaker 3: her whole spine.
Speaker 2: Do you get to sue?
Speaker 3: I actually don't know if she sued or not. I
Speaker 3: bet she settled with the dish does.
Speaker 2: I think about this all the time, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: at that time, we could have sued. We were in
Speaker 2: a position for reasons I can't say to sue, and
Speaker 2: I don't know why we did it, but whatever. Also
Speaker 2: I was like, I we could have sued the Peter
Speaker 2: Pan peanut butter because when they had a recall, I
Speaker 2: got sick as fuck. That's all I used to eat.
Speaker 3: Hit Till to this day, I am horrified as Skippy
Speaker 3: peanut butter because of that damn recall. Like Skippy peanut
Speaker 3: butter is on my do not eat list and I
Speaker 3: will never eat it again.
Speaker 2: I got the worst food poisoning ever. Anyway, So she
Speaker 2: hit me once and then I went home and I
Speaker 2: told my parents Actually before she hit me, though, The
Speaker 2: thing that got her in trouble, and like hair hitting
Speaker 2: me was the second problem because she hit me that time,
Speaker 2: and then getting off the bus, she grabs me and
Speaker 2: she was like, you don't eat on my fucking bus.
Speaker 3: And why did she fucking hate you hated me?
Speaker 2: And this wasn't the first offense she had against me,
Speaker 2: because one time, it's illegal to like drop a kid
Speaker 2: off at their house and not wait for them to
Speaker 2: get in. That's why busses wait there, because they legally
Speaker 2: have to wait till the child enters the building. And
Speaker 2: I didn't live in the best neighborhood ever. Why did
Speaker 2: this bitch drop me off back school? She literally she
Speaker 2: was like, get off, it's your top, Like stop. I
Speaker 2: got off and I go sit on the front porch.
Speaker 2: I was in kindergarten. I didn't have a phone. There
Speaker 2: was no way to contact anybody. Bitch I went and
Speaker 2: I was sitting on the fucking front porch for so long.
Speaker 2: I was sitting there for like two hours. And then
Speaker 2: my godparents used to live across the street. And my
Speaker 2: goddad got back and he was like my nickname was Bones,
Speaker 2: and he was like Bones and I was like ah,
Speaker 2: and I just I was like I've been here for
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 3: And then that's character growth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually was so funny and I don't think it
Speaker 2: affected me at all. It's like, literally so funny that
Speaker 2: she smacked it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that you fucking remember that though, Like that
Speaker 3: was like literally a decade and a half.
Speaker 2: No I have, Like I'm not kidding. It actually scares
Speaker 2: me how vivid of memories I have. I remember everything,
Speaker 2: So never fucking cross my path, you motherfucker, because I
Speaker 2: will remember that shit and I might not bring it up.
Speaker 2: But when you turn around after being a fucking bitch
Speaker 2: to me, I will remember, and I will turn and
Speaker 2: tell my girls. And I might not even tell them
Speaker 2: that day. I might way a few months till one
Speaker 2: of them comes to me. It was like, Oh, you
Speaker 2: can't believe who was a bitch to me. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you can't believe who was bitched me four months and
Speaker 2: three hours ago.
Speaker 3: Three hours. No, my memory from childhood has been completely erased.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about that like the other day, like
Speaker 3: I literally don't remember anything, and it was kind of
Speaker 3: scaring me. I was like, oh my god, like I
Speaker 3: don't even remember who I am, Like I don't like
Speaker 3: I remember like fragments and like stories people told me
Speaker 3: and then I right, bullet fragments, But I don't actually
Speaker 3: remember things, like I remember stories that I was told
Speaker 3: and then they become memories, but I don't actually remember them.
Speaker 1: I only remember like what age is the cutoff?
Speaker 3: Like I can remember like little tiny things like but
Speaker 3: again their stories told me, like I don't, like I
Speaker 3: literally couldn't tell you anything that happened like after or
Speaker 3: before the age of like twelve, Like I don't, I
Speaker 3: don't remember any so like two years ago, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: well like six years like six years my bad eighteen yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well I need to take an adderall one day
Speaker 2: and just write down every memory because I actually do
Speaker 2: have a fear of from like forgetting everything. But it
Speaker 2: makes sense that you remember like traumatic events more than
Speaker 2: other because as a human, you were remembering the things
Speaker 2: that scared you. Were her too, because you had to
Speaker 2: have reactionary like memories for the future, Like that's why
Speaker 2: you were less like to remember. No, but I got
Speaker 2: that for Fiona Apple.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I'll tell you that it's about
Speaker 3: to bring that up. No, Fiona Apple did eat.
Speaker 2: She told me that, And I was like no, but
Speaker 2: I happened. Almost always know that. I can't say what
Speaker 2: I was told as a child as to why I
Speaker 2: remember that, because that's my fucking business, so stop asking me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I remember a lot of things, A lot
Speaker 2: of things. I remember coming back from Burger King when
Speaker 2: they had the Wizard of Oz toy or I think
Speaker 2: it was Burging or McDonald's, like I don't remember, and
Speaker 2: they had the Wizard of Oz toy. So I had
Speaker 2: a Dorothy toy. And I got back home and I
Speaker 2: was sitting by the front door. I think I already
Speaker 2: told this on this podcast. Actually, if I was sitting
Speaker 2: by the front door cutting her hair and playing with
Speaker 2: her and I was bored to talk, I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna call the police, Like I
Speaker 2: love that. Every kid just goes like I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 2: call the police.
Speaker 3: Like I'm told I can't do it, so I want
Speaker 3: to fucking do it because I had the same moment
Speaker 3: I like remember calling the police then like leaving it
Speaker 3: on and running hide under the bed until they got there.
Speaker 3: And my parents were pissed, like they spank the shit
Speaker 3: out of me.
Speaker 2: My mom was chilling as buck and she knew it
Speaker 2: was me because at the time, if I was like
Speaker 2: six when that happened, my sister had to have been
Speaker 2: like three, so it wasn't her. My brother was fucking
Speaker 2: asleep in the other room. I was the only I
Speaker 2: was the only soul awake. I think my mom was
Speaker 2: also taking a map, and I was just sitting there
Speaker 2: by the front door, and I was like cutting in.
Speaker 2: I was like I and I remember, like I remember
Speaker 2: the layout of the house so well that I was like,
Speaker 2: we had this couch by the front door that left
Speaker 2: the little gap so like if you came and you
Speaker 2: could squeeze past and go to like the like front
Speaker 2: like sitting area. And I was sitting between that and
Speaker 2: the front door area with my feet up, and I
Speaker 2: distinctly remember sitting there and then just getting up and
Speaker 2: I just like turned walked like a few feet to
Speaker 2: the phone, like the home phone, and just grabbed it
Speaker 2: and fucking clicked it, put it to my ear.
Speaker 3: Heard someone be like.
Speaker 2: Like Miami, like the police apartment, what's your emergency? I go.
Speaker 2: I just slammed it back down and I went back
Speaker 2: to that spot too, and I just sat there and
Speaker 2: I waited and I waited for them. I was like,
Speaker 2: let's see if y'all.
Speaker 3: Are you're gonna tell them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a why of the fun are you at
Speaker 2: my house?
Speaker 3: I never you're wait, you were wasting resources very young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my whole vibe, like I learned from a
Speaker 2: young age. It's like waste, waste, waste, use, use, use, landfall, landfill, landfill.
Speaker 3: That just reminds me. I've probably told it seventeen times
Speaker 3: on the fucking podcast. But when my parents had like
Speaker 3: the direct TV guy at the house and I viv
Speaker 3: Me and Maddeline both share this memory of us hearing
Speaker 3: our moms say sing the Jay and Silent Bob song
Speaker 3: because it was playing on the TV. And they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: they are like three year old twins, like know the
Speaker 3: lyrics to the Jay and Silent Bob song because like
Speaker 3: my older brothers loved that movie and watched the shit
Speaker 3: out of that movie. And I remember standing there, me
Speaker 3: and Madeline at the end of my mom's bed just
Speaker 3: saying singing the song and it's like really naughty, like
Speaker 3: no three year old should be saying that shit. And
Speaker 3: then I remember my mom like the the direct TV
Speaker 3: guy was mortified. He did not think it was funny
Speaker 3: at all, and then my mom got pissed at us,
Speaker 3: and like we got in trouble after they told us
Speaker 3: to fucking sing the song.
Speaker 2: You know, our version of that was Tenacious D. Like
Speaker 2: my mom would play the Tenacious D soundtrack in the
Speaker 2: car with us all the time, and she let us
Speaker 2: sing the fuck out of that. But then we had
Speaker 2: majority like kids like naughty songs.
Speaker 3: It was this is the song wannongeh Coke drinking drinking beers, beers,
Speaker 3: what was that? Blootz and scrippy.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me get that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: But basically there's this one part where they're like fuck
Speaker 3: fuck and we would sing along to it. We can
Speaker 3: beleep that so we don't get demonetized or whatever now but.
Speaker 2: No, now you can curse. We're past that.
Speaker 3: We're past that the threshold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we had like I think TENACIOUSD was it
Speaker 2: for us, But I don't remember any of the songs vividly.
Speaker 2: But what I do remember is I think it's like,
Speaker 2: what is it. It's like Zach and Brack and Daxter,
Speaker 2: like the Late Night Show. It's like an old adult
Speaker 2: swim show that wasn't that profane or I don't know
Speaker 2: if they had a kid's version.
Speaker 3: I like that word.
Speaker 2: Is that a word or no?
Speaker 3: I like that word and I'm going to start using it.
Speaker 3: It is a word.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I need to find the O this it's
Speaker 2: brack And we had this ship on CD and I
Speaker 2: would sing all the.
Speaker 3: This is the scariest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: I love this aonzo, I love.
Speaker 3: I love be this is so what is that one
Speaker 3: dude that we like included him in our tour promo? Like, first,
Speaker 3: what's is Jack Stauber? This is Jack Stauber's greatest inspiration?
Speaker 2: No, literally, they were so lit, like they had a
Speaker 2: bunch did one about mashed potatoes. My mom was such
Speaker 2: a like trooper because we had this whole thing on
Speaker 2: CD and she would listen to this in the car.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's crazy what happens to like parents' brains, because like,
Speaker 3: even it's happening to me a little bit, like Madeline
Speaker 3: and Steven played the Imagen Heap Happy song that's like
Speaker 3: apparently like made for baby's brains, Like you can a
Speaker 3: baby can be screaming and crying and you put this
Speaker 3: fucking Imagen Heap Happy song. It's literally like scientifically developed,
Speaker 3: like it's her and scientists developed this song and it
Speaker 3: will stop the baby from crying immediately. It's unbelievable. It's
Speaker 3: like an actual cheat code. Well, they played it, I'm
Speaker 3: not exaggerating on our road trip to Missouri, like four
Speaker 3: hundred times in a row. And like, one, that song
Speaker 3: is fucking good, so I don't care. But two, like
Speaker 3: I just tuned it out, Like it's crazy how good
Speaker 3: parents are tuning out shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my mom was also crazy because she would
Speaker 2: play that in only Enya CDs.
Speaker 3: So but Enya's a vibe.
Speaker 2: I know. But to name me and you and be
Speaker 2: like and you know what you're gonna listen to? You know,
Speaker 2: we're gonna move.
Speaker 3: We're a noc flow on repeat three hundred times. That
Speaker 3: is my favorite bit. Don't ever get into a fucking
Speaker 3: car with me, because I will put Oronoco flow on
Speaker 3: and play it for two seconds and then restart it,
Speaker 3: play it for fifteen seconds, then restart it. Played for
Speaker 3: five seconds, then restart it. It's horrible. And the intro
Speaker 3: to that song is the funniest shit I've ever heard
Speaker 3: in my life, especially after it's like, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: that's it after the thirty fifth time, like, oh it
Speaker 3: gets so good. Okay, So something I rediscovered this week
Speaker 3: is the Will Smith Chris Rocks. Well yeah, okay, that
Speaker 3: is something that we like grazed over and kind of
Speaker 3: just let slide as a society that is like it's
Speaker 3: really fucking crazy. No, it's like.
Speaker 2: Extremely like when's the last time you watched it?
Speaker 1: I think when it was I was with you, you.
Speaker 2: Were here and we watched it.
Speaker 1: Love it's I remember like blacking out for a second.
Speaker 3: It is the most jarring thing I've ever seen on television,
Speaker 3: and like rewatching it, like it's almost hard for me
Speaker 3: to watch because like how he went from like laughing
Speaker 3: at the joke to like literally two seconds later walking
Speaker 3: up on stage and like two.
Speaker 2: People who just found out about the Wilsons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Will Smith's math gnarliest lap I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Well, the weirdest thing was it seemed like it was
Speaker 1: a joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Everyone was like are we supposed to laugh?
Speaker 3: Because this is like funny? But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the picture of us all sitting
Speaker 2: on the couch. What year was that? Twenty twenty one?
Speaker 3: I thinks twenty two. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: To find it. I have a picture of all of
Speaker 2: us sitting on the couch, like all of y'all sitting
Speaker 2: reacting to it, like staring at the TV.
Speaker 3: After Yeah, it's it was crazy rewatching it because I
Speaker 3: I remember it being like pretty intense, but like it is,
Speaker 3: the uncensored version is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like hard to and I remember even being like, oh, literally,
Speaker 2: who cares? Two men fighting? Classic? I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: That's funny. But rewatching it, it is so stark and scary. Also,
Speaker 2: like you can almost see Chris Rock's like face kind
Speaker 2: of like swell up a little bit, and like his
Speaker 2: mouth is like a little twisted from being smacked so hard,
Speaker 2: and it's so insane that that happens.
Speaker 1: It's impressive, Like if I got slapped on national television,
Speaker 1: he just like goes to making a joke about it.
Speaker 2: But it kind of is sad because you could see
Speaker 2: him like trying to recover and like he was in
Speaker 2: the worst, like the hardest position an entertainer can be
Speaker 2: put in is where like the the like what is
Speaker 2: it the blanket of disbelief or the like veil of disbelief,
Speaker 2: suspension of the suspension of belief, like fully shattered in
Speaker 2: that because the audience was out of loss for words
Speaker 2: because they couldn't tell if it was real or not.
Speaker 2: And then he also was kind of like like he
Speaker 2: genuinely got his fucking marbleshook bitch. He got slapped so
Speaker 2: hard he had to like come to I'm shocked you
Speaker 2: they have a concussion. I would allied instead I had
Speaker 2: a concussion and suit him. Yeah, can you suit him?
Speaker 3: Yep? Yeah, Okay, So my social battery has been at
Speaker 3: an all time low, Like I literally hate hanging out
Speaker 3: with people. It's like not my fucking vibe right now.
Speaker 3: It's like not that deep, like don't hate me, I
Speaker 3: don't hate you, Like it's not that deep. But hanging
Speaker 3: out He's.
Speaker 2: Like, here's all the people who texted me.
Speaker 3: And I fucking yeah, hanging out with Inya and Oriyan
Speaker 3: at the same time is so great for me. It
Speaker 3: is literally the most Like hanging out in a trio
Speaker 3: is like potentially the greatest thing that's ever happened to
Speaker 3: me because Enya and the other person can just talk
Speaker 3: the whole time, and then I can just sit and
Speaker 3: like rot on my phone and like chime in every
Speaker 3: once in a while, and it's like I get like
Speaker 3: my socialization for the day, but also like I don't
Speaker 3: have to speak at all, and like it's such a vibe.
Speaker 2: That's why you like Josie here so much, because me
Speaker 2: and him and I can just retire to my bedroom.
Speaker 2: It feels like he's fully just like a part of something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's really is a vibe. Who not participate
Speaker 3: in the conversation at all?
Speaker 2: That's okay. I'm back, guys. I am fucking back. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to say it last week because I didn't
Speaker 2: want to jase it, but the herds are fucking church.
Speaker 2: Listen to the I get up and I dam I
Speaker 2: literally am back to it. Like for a while I
Speaker 2: wasn't getting up and being like, hey, Siri, play this
Speaker 2: song and that is a sign that I'm down bad
Speaker 2: because if you don't know, it's so annoying to like
Speaker 2: say this ritualt loud because it makes it seem like
Speaker 2: I'm like I swear I'm something, but it actually is
Speaker 2: something is wrong with me. And I wake up and
Speaker 2: I immediately need to hear noise so I don't get
Speaker 2: lost in my thoughts. But I wake up and I say, hey,
Speaker 2: your Apple Music Library, you can ask me to play
Speaker 2: a radio star.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up, Siri. She's stupid, which like, damn rotten.
Speaker 2: Hell, I don't remember what I was saying. Fucking hate
Speaker 2: Apple and I hope they die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Siri is rotten. She's rotten inside and out. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: But I wake up and I say, hey, bitch because
Speaker 2: I don't want to say her name now because she's listening.
Speaker 2: I say, hey, bitch, play Don't Want to Break Up
Speaker 2: Again by Ariana Grande and I dance around my fucking room. Okay,
Speaker 2: then I give myself a headache because I'm at my
Speaker 2: big age. Jumping up and dancing around is getting hard.
Speaker 3: The first listen through of that album, it was giving mad.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, yeah, I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 3: This shiit sucks balls. I'm sorry, Ari, we lost you.
Speaker 3: But there's a few good songs on.
Speaker 1: There I haven't heard yet. Does She mentioned SpongeBob? Isn't it?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Open that draw behind you and pulled out spinach Bob.
Speaker 2: It's spinach brob in there.
Speaker 3: Spinach Oh, we have the spinach Bob here.
Speaker 2: That's like only a joke that's we made to like
Speaker 2: Joe soya, So fucking where did you get it?
Speaker 3: Just side or no, Lucas got it for me for Christmas.
Speaker 1: That was like my cannon or is that just like
Speaker 1: a it's like weirdly.
Speaker 2: As fuck, like as fuck, didn't even change the color
Speaker 2: of his nose, like now he kind of looks more
Speaker 2: like an Elmo ask.
Speaker 3: But it's you can put your phone in here. It's
Speaker 3: actually really useful. I love it.
Speaker 2: We have the on TikTok top.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's so funny you brought that up because
Speaker 3: I have something screenshotted that I need to know y'all's
Speaker 3: answers for Okay, literally, which one would you choose? And
Speaker 3: I need the wee waiting room background music playing in
Speaker 3: the background as we decide which one you're gonna try?
Speaker 2: Okay. So the problem with this is I was already
Speaker 2: sent this by a friend and I said I would
Speaker 2: pick perk overdose.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: So that's my final answer, and I'm sticking with it
Speaker 2: because any of these, oh my god, I don't like.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I would purpose get on a Boeing seven three seven
Speaker 2: that I know already has a faulty part and I
Speaker 2: would get right next to the exit window and I
Speaker 2: would jump out because.
Speaker 3: Wow, wow, wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2: What's crazy.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is how much face tuned menus that we're
Speaker 3: not talking about.
Speaker 2: Huh, how much face tuned menu those men like, oh,
Speaker 2: face tune you said. I like the way he said it,
Speaker 2: like you said menus too close, so it sounds like
Speaker 2: you're saying menus like face he said, it's crazy. How
Speaker 2: many FaceTime would you.
Speaker 1: Choose for a life partner?
Speaker 2: A bang or like life partner?
Speaker 1: Probably Travis Kelcey, because I mean, I feel like all.
Speaker 2: Of them are terrifying me, but also like all of
Speaker 2: them terrified me, but we all know this, men in
Speaker 2: general terrify me. There's something like I was introduced to
Speaker 2: a like. I was hanging out with friends yesterday and
Speaker 2: they introduced me to like another man. But we had
Speaker 2: to go into his house and I never wanted to
Speaker 2: leave somewhere so fast because I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: know this man. I don't want to be in like
Speaker 2: behind concrete with him, like we need to be outside,
Speaker 2: Like I'd like I'm being trapped and I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: thrown into the room, like, I don't want to talk
Speaker 2: to you. I'm so sorry. You could be the nicest
Speaker 2: person ever. But if you are a man, specifically too,
Speaker 2: if you are a man above like twenty eight and
Speaker 2: I don't know you and you're straight, I literally I
Speaker 2: have nothing there. There is nothing there, like unless you
Speaker 2: have a long term, committed woman in your life who
Speaker 2: I just saw happy to be friends. Actually, that's even
Speaker 2: more reason for you not to exist, because I met
Speaker 2: that girl without you, and she's way better without you.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry. I just like I don't think there's no No.
Speaker 2: We've known Kai for long enough. We met you before
Speaker 2: you were twenty eight, and our first conversation was you
Speaker 2: wanted to kill yourself. I want to kill myself. He
Speaker 2: wanted to kill her hisself. That has been crazy. Ye
Speaker 2: were all like, hey, you know what it is, too,
Speaker 2: is because I've realized as we've gotten older, like I
Speaker 2: have a friend who moved here.
Speaker 3: No, you literally, no one's ever moved here.
Speaker 2: Duh, me saying the friend like it's a I have
Speaker 2: a friend who moved here, but Sabrina the other day
Speaker 2: in the car with me just goes. You know, I've
Speaker 2: never met a friend group that, like every single person
Speaker 2: struggles with anxiety or depression. I've never met that in
Speaker 2: my life. And in my head I was like, that's
Speaker 2: literally not sure, that makes no sense. Every friend group
Speaker 2: has it. But the more I start talking to bitches,
Speaker 2: the more I'm like, oh, you might be normal like you,
Speaker 2: you might be normal, and I might not be normal.
Speaker 2: Because in my head, I am realizing this as self
Speaker 2: aware as I am, I have this weird thing where
Speaker 2: I meet somebody, especially if it's in our like like
Speaker 2: community circle, that I assume we have this not only
Speaker 2: we have the same beliefs like morally about music, about art, whatever,
Speaker 2: but we all have the same brain chemistry for some reason.
Speaker 2: And I think I only had that delusion because all
Speaker 2: of us in our main friend group other than like
Speaker 2: a given like to me is Zamar. I feel like
Speaker 2: Zamar is like pretty like well like chemistry. Bout that's
Speaker 2: like the only person in our friend group who I
Speaker 2: know like that, And everybody else has their issues, like
Speaker 2: has their struggles mentally, so I just assume, yeah, everybody's
Speaker 2: going through it. But then I just recently have been
Speaker 2: like counting up with people since I've been out of
Speaker 2: town so long, having lunch with them, and then like saying,
Speaker 2: my dark shit that to me isn't dark. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is like the usual, and I can see in
Speaker 2: their face that they're like.
Speaker 1: Dude, I just had the same realization because I got
Speaker 1: on this medication that actually has helped with anxiety, and
Speaker 1: like two months have gone by and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I feel like I got red pilled. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's why people react to things, because
Speaker 1: they're not insane.
Speaker 2: No, literally, I'm just oh wow, it's such.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm the most normal person.
Speaker 2: And you just said that your favorite part about hanging
Speaker 2: out with people is that you don't have to sue.
Speaker 1: Do you download the KFC PDFs every quarter?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy. I have like a whole holder on
Speaker 3: my phone of all of.
Speaker 2: The fast food We're gonna find out that Drew has
Speaker 2: a whole separate email jes destined to all his favorite
Speaker 2: fast food chains so they can email him about new products.
Speaker 3: I love fast food. I think it's better than sliced bread.
Speaker 3: The best thing that happens in sliced bread. It is
Speaker 3: fast food.
Speaker 2: I okay, I will say I hate win a bitch.
Speaker 2: It's like that thing is like little Caesars is so
Speaker 2: good when you don't have a bitch in.
Speaker 3: Your real Those little caesar are like those stuffers or
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck they're called. The puffs are so fucking good,
Speaker 3: y'all are so good. The hype is actually real? What
Speaker 3: this like?
Speaker 2: Why do we have only the light on? Like I
Speaker 2: feel like it's like something about this is pair. But
Speaker 2: I hate when a bitch is like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: fast food is like so bad for you, but then
Speaker 2: they go and get basically the same shit from a restaurant,
Speaker 2: Like you're going to get in like a chicken sandwich
Speaker 2: from my from fucking Great White. Anyway, you're still having
Speaker 2: a chicken sandwich except mine only took ten minutes to
Speaker 2: get here.
Speaker 1: In your stump. Food is so bad for you. I'm
Speaker 1: forty sure I eat it. I'm like, no, this is bad.
Speaker 1: I know this is bad for you.
Speaker 3: Nor No. Literally, it's like acutane dies your bones, neon.
Speaker 3: I literally have that written down to talk about it.
Speaker 3: There's no way out fixed. Like I don't wonder, Yes, dude,
Speaker 3: people like their bones like turn neon when they take acutane. Like,
Speaker 3: and I remember when I was younger, I wanted to
Speaker 3: be on accutane so fucking bad. Not because I had
Speaker 3: bad acne, but because I literally was, like I want
Speaker 3: to say, I was on acutane, Like.
Speaker 1: What have the trauma?
Speaker 2: Oh weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it like causes really gnarly issues with
Speaker 3: people's brain chemistry. So if you're on acutane, it'll get better, babe,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, like what, Like I'm being brutally
Speaker 3: honest with y'all, and like I'm just getting shut fucking
Speaker 3: down constantly.
Speaker 2: You're weird as fuck. I'm really trying to find like
Speaker 2: us reacting to Chris Rock.
Speaker 3: Chris Rock, what the fuck is wrong with us? We're
Speaker 3: level three brain rot.
Speaker 2: I feel like my brain is like pretty useful though.
Speaker 2: I literally read two books in a week.
Speaker 3: Hello, she's brought this up. This is the eighth time,
Speaker 3: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Actually so proud of it. But it is because I
Speaker 2: was so sad.
Speaker 1: That's a huge accomplishment.
Speaker 2: And now now that I'm like not as sad as
Speaker 2: I was two weeks ago, that's never happening again. Like
Speaker 2: books are for sad people. Like, let's be honest, the
Speaker 2: most I read is when I'm sadisfuck and my phone
Speaker 2: isn't giving me dopamine. It's I have to light my
Speaker 2: bedside candle and just sit there and read so I
Speaker 2: can disappear and then fall asleep faster. And when I'm happy,
Speaker 2: I'll use my phone for eighteen hours. Actually, my screen
Speaker 2: time has gone way down in the past week, so
Speaker 2: period no more, No more twenty hours for me.
Speaker 3: You ate, well, Okay, that sounded sarcastic, but you did eat.
Speaker 3: Doesn't feel like.
Speaker 2: I actually feel like I'm starving now. But I didn't
Speaker 2: find that picture, but I found this.
Speaker 3: Someone made a shrine of me in their bathroom at school.
Speaker 2: Oh, I saw that.
Speaker 3: It happened like months ago, and I can't find the
Speaker 3: video right now. But literally one of the craziest shit
Speaker 3: things I've ever seen. Like you're damaged, but I love you.
Speaker 3: Where is it? Oh? Is this it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: That's just me cool?
Speaker 2: Is that in? Like we're in America. That's what freaks
Speaker 2: me out. Some of y'all are in parts of America
Speaker 2: that I don't know, and there's it's so big here,
Speaker 2: Like I hate that. Like some of y'all are in
Speaker 2: places that I will never even get close to. That
Speaker 2: freaks me out. There's too many of us.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're literally going to Nebraska and like.
Speaker 2: Oh Maha, two days Lincoln Nebraska.
Speaker 3: We're going to Lincoln, Nebraska in literally forty eight hours.
Speaker 2: The airlines is so cunty. Because I got an email
Speaker 2: that was like, get ready for your big trip to Lincoln.
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, you know, damn well, nobody it's
Speaker 2: fucking excited to go to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 3: I'm excited to go to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 2: I just hate that it's cold.
Speaker 3: Like I thought about, how, oh is it cold?
Speaker 2: It's it's like colder than like now we're getting the
Speaker 2: good weather here, and that's what's fizzing me off because
Speaker 2: I have to go do that other trip to the
Speaker 2: cold place for like a week and a half and
Speaker 2: it's not good here. The cold the cold place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lincoln Nebraska is gonna be fucking movie fuck fucked up?
Speaker 2: Is I actually do? My favorite part about the college
Speaker 2: shows obviously is the show itself because I love seeing
Speaker 2: your faces. My favorite part, No, I actually do love it.
Speaker 2: It's fun. But my favorite part is getting to be
Speaker 2: back in a hotel room Withdrew, which is where our
Speaker 2: friendship started, like that where we first started yang clubs.
Speaker 2: So we literally always get to the hotel, we order
Speaker 2: some shitty fucking food, we get a bunch of snacks.
Speaker 2: I get high as fuck, and then we sit around
Speaker 2: and kick our feet and giggle for like, and we're
Speaker 2: getting there early so we can start our sleigh early
Speaker 2: because we're not going out.
Speaker 3: We never go out, but I'll never forget. Like one
Speaker 3: of the like first memories I have being together in
Speaker 3: a hotel room is like us playing with your fucking
Speaker 3: tampons and pads and like throwing them at the bathroom
Speaker 3: windows because.
Speaker 2: We One of our first times like hanging out just
Speaker 2: us was it was on press play. We were in
Speaker 2: Colorado and our scary manager gave us at a bles
Speaker 2: and I had never gotten high before, Like I had
Speaker 2: never gotten highers. Yeah, we were mind nurse. I had
Speaker 2: never gotten high before. I never smoked, never done anything.
Speaker 2: Like I was barely starting to drink, which is such
Speaker 2: funny thing to say about, like a seventeen year old.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was barely even drinking at the time,
Speaker 2: but I was he was. He was barely giving me
Speaker 2: any painkillers at that time, but we took edibles and
Speaker 2: we got high. And I have videos of Drew like
Speaker 2: we both got high and Drew kept being like where
Speaker 2: am I? Where am I? Like just like jokingly being like,
Speaker 2: my head it a joke, Like I feel like part
Speaker 2: of it was you being real because here it's you.
Speaker 2: And I have a video of Drew cirl about to
Speaker 2: find it because it's somewhere deep in one of my phones.
Speaker 2: But to be like, I'm in my head, I'm in
Speaker 2: my head, my head in here, yeah, And I have
Speaker 2: videos of you throwing the tampons and pads at the window.
Speaker 3: And then there was like a heat lamp in the
Speaker 3: bathroom and you just like literally thought she was being
Speaker 3: cooked alive, like she was so scared heat.
Speaker 2: I think I've said that, but I'm going to say
Speaker 2: anyway in case and nobody knows it. But I went
Speaker 2: back to my room and it was collar so it
Speaker 2: was very cold. I'm from Miami. I didn't I never
Speaker 2: even thought. I never could have imagine the technological advance
Speaker 2: a red light bulb, a light bulb that heats up
Speaker 2: like on purpose. So I was in the bathroom about
Speaker 2: to shower brushing my teeth, and I felt myself burning.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, the weed is making
Speaker 2: me burn, Like it's burning my skin. My flesh is burning.
Speaker 2: And I got in the shower thinking like, oh, like
Speaker 2: it'll cool me down. But there was a bigger heat
Speaker 2: lamp in the shower and I was literally burning alive.
Speaker 2: And I was so scared and high that I got
Speaker 2: out of the shower covered in soap and fucking like
Speaker 2: stopped and dropped and rolled in my bed and went
Speaker 2: to sleep. And I was dying that I woke up
Speaker 2: the next morning and I'd sit in the bathroom. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, it's the light bulb. And
Speaker 2: I didn't even tell you that for like years.
Speaker 3: It was years after And that was in my like
Speaker 3: letting it crust over arc where I wouldn't wipe my
Speaker 3: ass for like months at a time, and it was
Speaker 3: just like flake off in the bed, like a perfect
Speaker 3: little ring.
Speaker 1: It was like a reptile.
Speaker 3: That is so gross, y'all didn't do that. You know,
Speaker 3: a girl's genuinely bad because you wipe in.
Speaker 2: Your ass, You're so stupid.
Speaker 3: That's very open, changing your underwear every day.
Speaker 2: You're letting your crust over Zoonica Burger's somebody was like
Speaker 2: their fascination with cocoa montrees will like never fail to
Speaker 2: amaze me, y'all. You know her lore.
Speaker 3: Made you gotta look into cocoa mon trees. Like there's
Speaker 3: specifically one moment that changed, literally, I'm not exaggerating change
Speaker 3: the trajectory of our lives. And I will die on
Speaker 3: that hill. Like it brought us closer in a way
Speaker 3: that like I can't even.
Speaker 2: Begin to the beginning of, like our relationship with jokes.
Speaker 2: I think that's where it started, is we started watching
Speaker 2: RuPaul's Rupples.
Speaker 3: It's crazy behind it is so fucked up, Like it's
Speaker 3: so fucked up because like it wasn't supposed to happen,
Speaker 3: but it did, and I'm so glad it did. But
Speaker 3: she probably would have like gone deep because she's.
Speaker 2: Good at She was supposed to uh lip sync and
Speaker 2: dance to a Janet Jackson song and they couldn't get
Speaker 2: the licensing for it, so instead she danced to like
Speaker 2: a nineteen thirties ass beat, like you, literally, baby, do
Speaker 2: you know what I'm doing?
Speaker 3: I look it up. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Poco Montrees All Stars season two dance it was.
Speaker 3: Like the talent show portion of and it's literally the
Speaker 3: greatest season of Drag Race ever, like Season two All
Speaker 3: Stars Season five.
Speaker 2: That was thank it for that royalty free ass music
Speaker 2: to dance to.
Speaker 3: Instead I'll I'll it.
Speaker 2: I decided to step out of my box.
Speaker 3: Just the choices choices.
Speaker 2: Also this part, I really hope it works out like.
Speaker 3: I love it. And she's off beat when she rolls
Speaker 3: the hat choices Is this.
Speaker 1: The right one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All I know I'm.
Speaker 1: Seeing the hat yet, so it comes that there it is.
Speaker 3: I didn't even have to see it to know this ship.
Speaker 1: So I'm doing that with a hat. Will always be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, that's that's my Halloween calls.
Speaker 2: You'll be that and I'll be detox. It's super personic.
Speaker 3: It's supersonic, like best best show ever.
Speaker 2: Best. However, I want another episode. I can't believe we
Speaker 2: have to wait, like.
Speaker 3: Fordne Okay, Wow, that was good. That was good for me.
Speaker 2: Good laugh. Okay, guys, I actually think I'm over Fortnite.
Speaker 3: You have not been playing at all.
Speaker 2: The new season is too much like damn, y'all took
Speaker 2: a too much pill. Like it's literally too much.
Speaker 3: Like so much even also like what's fucked up? As
Speaker 3: I got on, and I'm not even kidding. It was
Speaker 3: purely an accident because all you have to do is
Speaker 3: click one fucking button. And I was looking at the
Speaker 3: Battle Pass and I accidentally bought the stupid fucking Battle Pass.
Speaker 3: Of all the stupid, like dumb characters that I don't
Speaker 3: care about at all.
Speaker 2: There is what's her name from Avatar though?
Speaker 3: Oh really Katara is her name? Oh guitar. But anyways,
Speaker 3: I bought the battle Pass and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna fret because like, you can refund
Speaker 3: shit on Fortnite, and I went, you can't. You can't
Speaker 3: refund the stupid battle pass and it's the worst thing ever.
Speaker 3: So I literally wasted.
Speaker 2: That's the annoying part is I usually get my trust
Speaker 2: and believe I get my Battle pass ran through very quickly.
Speaker 3: Did you buy it this season?
Speaker 2: I have it on auto pay?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude. Andy's a Fortnite member. She's she
Speaker 3: pays fifteen bucks a month, so.
Speaker 2: I get the battle pass and crew pack. Hello, at
Speaker 2: least I think that's what it's. You're deranged, y'all are
Speaker 2: jealous you're jealous. I actually, you know what's worse is
Speaker 2: I think I don't know what it means. I think
Speaker 2: I might be paying for Battle Pass and Crew Pack separately.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think that's what it means. Okay, but yeah,
Speaker 3: and ya, it hasn't been playing Fortnite at all. We
Speaker 3: tried to play the other day and got absolutely shit
Speaker 3: on destroyed and it was just like not fun at all,
Speaker 3: and like, I'm not gonna play shit that isn't fun,
Speaker 3: Like that's me. I'm not gonna like try to force
Speaker 3: having fun.
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, actually guys, not to to my own horn
Speaker 2: or too epic games horn. But Crew Pass was lit
Speaker 2: because I got my Crew Pack and I got my
Speaker 2: Battle Pass and I get Vibut.
Speaker 3: The cool thing about the Battle Pass though, is that
Speaker 3: once you complete it, you get the V bucks you
Speaker 3: spent on it back plus some. But I'm not finishing
Speaker 3: that stupid Battle Pass because the season fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this season. It's also like there's too many moving
Speaker 2: parts that it's extremely hard. But I did get a
Speaker 2: win with Josie and I had fifteen kills and that
Speaker 2: did do something to me. But it's too hard. It's
Speaker 2: like not enjoyable. Fuck the wings, fucked the lightning bolts
Speaker 2: like it's annoying, and I just find myself.
Speaker 3: Playing like wings like I want chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2: But I did have a crazy experience. I forgot what
Speaker 2: I was watching.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I was showing Josh and Lucas my favorite streamer prospering.
Speaker 2: He is the goat. He is literally the best. He's
Speaker 2: the best streamer ever. He is so good, he already
Speaker 2: got I don't think he's cheating because that's my king.
Speaker 2: And also he shows his accuracy and he'll have like
Speaker 2: thirty nine percent accuracy, So I'm like, would a cheeter
Speaker 2: miss so many shots? I don't think though, But he
Speaker 2: already got a forty kill, a forty one kill. Let
Speaker 2: me put some respect on his hi forty one kill
Speaker 2: win this season. But I was showing him to Josh
Speaker 2: and uh Lucas, and he has all these sayings that
Speaker 2: are like really sweet to me, like he'll be like
Speaker 2: squad what like, and he's so monotone. I literally love him.
Speaker 2: But I was showing his videos to Josh and Lucas
Speaker 2: and it was an older video where he was landing
Speaker 2: an old map, and I had like the most visceral feeling.
Speaker 2: Like it was like if somebody showed me a video
Speaker 2: of where I grew up in Miami, Like I had
Speaker 2: the same feeling. I was like, I've been there, I've
Speaker 2: spent my summer there. I have literally spent the summer there.
Speaker 3: That's literally why people lost their mind at the OG map,
Speaker 3: because that's the feeling like everybody got when it was
Speaker 3: like being teased, it was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: I've been back.
Speaker 1: I didn't have enough time with OG fortnite. I feel
Speaker 1: like they could have done that for another like three months.
Speaker 2: I think they have like a full map of jess OG.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, they're bringing it back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to have it like how there's like
Speaker 2: zero bill ranked and everything. They're gonna have just OG.
Speaker 3: Yeah so you wish.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm drinking.
Speaker 3: So the last thing I want to talk about, okay
Speaker 3: is it's.
Speaker 2: Literally it's not the last thing you talk about. We're
Speaker 2: gonna have another episode.
Speaker 3: Oh Church or Churche is Facebook ai it has gotten
Speaker 3: out of control, Like the metaverse. No, like people so
Speaker 3: on Facebook, they like, I can't believe I showed you
Speaker 3: that was like my favorite one. But basically on Facebook
Speaker 3: people make these AI bot accounts that just like shit
Speaker 3: post AI generated photos and it like collects data, gets
Speaker 3: likes and views, and like it's just like it's basically
Speaker 3: to make old people fall for this trap, and it'll
Speaker 3: be like a picture of Jesus like saving a woman,
Speaker 3: and like people will be like amen, and like we'll
Speaker 3: just like love it. Well, these AI bots, like I
Speaker 3: don't know how they do it, but they like track
Speaker 3: the likes on like the like what is it called
Speaker 3: when you put it into the AI like the topic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they like track the prompts that they put in and
Speaker 3: track like the like level to the prompt and then
Speaker 3: they start like generating images based on like the amount
Speaker 3: of likes. I mean they post, like I'm not exaggerating,
Speaker 3: three hundred AI generated photos a day on Facebook and
Speaker 3: like it is to the point where it's become so
Speaker 3: convoluted and see and it's like literally the funniest shit
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. So this one on love God and
Speaker 3: God loves you. Made it with my own hands, thanks
Speaker 3: to everyone who appreciates this, and basically like it it's
Speaker 3: just like gotten so lost that like they saw like
Speaker 3: beach and like people like beach photos and they like
Speaker 3: Jesus photos. So they combine the two and then it
Speaker 3: just like runs it through over and over again until
Speaker 3: it becomes like a monster of itself, Like.
Speaker 2: What the one I thought it was laying down when
Speaker 2: I first saw it on your phone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then like they have somewhere like so this is
Speaker 3: like the prompt that like God gets a bunch of likes,
Speaker 3: like building Jesus out of sight. Yeah, and like it
Speaker 3: gets hundreds of likes and it's the funniest shit ever.
Speaker 2: And then the person looks really real in that this.
Speaker 3: Is another prompt that they have is like they love
Speaker 3: planes for some reason, and like Stewardess I guess like
Speaker 3: old men like women that like yeah yeah, literally, so
Speaker 3: they like have Jesus. That's what I'm saying. They have
Speaker 3: like Jesus holding a plain Stewardess that's being attacked by
Speaker 3: fucking sharks, like flying through the air, Like it's crazy,
Speaker 3: how like.
Speaker 2: This one's insane?
Speaker 1: Is that Jesus?
Speaker 2: It's Jesus caring Rosalia. Then it gets like sharks that's her,
Speaker 2: that's her coachell is up.
Speaker 3: Then there's like the Jesus. That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 3: was like oh, I need to like have like a
Speaker 3: I like make me promis and then I painted. But
Speaker 3: this one is like insane and all of the comments
Speaker 3: are like wow, like he's so creative, like amen, like
Speaker 3: we need to say they there, they think the kid
Speaker 3: built this, like they think the kid built it. Like
Speaker 3: all of the comments are like he built that, Like Oh,
Speaker 3: God's good. God is good.
Speaker 2: Help follow all mothers.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying TV. It's gotten so long.
Speaker 2: That one's awesome. What does the single mothers thing have
Speaker 2: to do with anything?
Speaker 3: I guess people just like single moms.
Speaker 1: You know, it's the next level down. Though in that
Speaker 1: that I saw is that all of the all of
Speaker 1: the accounts that are commenting is also AI that's viewing
Speaker 1: that thing. Yeah. Yeah, so I feel like I saw
Speaker 1: something about that where it was like exponentially the activity
Speaker 1: on Facebook is all just like AI like generated and
Speaker 1: AI responses that's feeding into it. And I remember it
Speaker 1: was like episode one hundred where we were talking about
Speaker 1: like content being over, like we're like we made some
Speaker 1: call of like oh, like we're about to enter like
Speaker 1: the post content era, and it literally feels Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like York made all the sounds she could make
Speaker 2: like we've done, We're done making sounds musical.
Speaker 3: We're taking so over. But yeah, then I started thinking
Speaker 3: about dead internet theory and if you go into like
Speaker 3: a whipping Bird, if you go into a twitch chat,
Speaker 3: that is proof of dead internet theory. That's all I'll
Speaker 3: say there. But the last thing.
Speaker 2: That's like, if you go into my twitch chat, it's
Speaker 2: like so overloaded that it's going on be real.
Speaker 3: The last thing I'll talk about is, Okay, so Kai
Speaker 3: drives the Prius and I saw it on.
Speaker 2: The would you say that to him?
Speaker 3: It's this just a fact. Well, I saw it on
Speaker 3: the stree the other day, me.
Speaker 2: Without a car or a license. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I saw it on the street the other day and
Speaker 3: I just got like so riled up and horny. And
Speaker 3: then I took a picture of after I left it,
Speaker 3: and I left his car like this it though you
Speaker 3: don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this ship actually took me a lot long time
Speaker 1: to clean up.
Speaker 3: And no, the story behind this is even fucking crazier.
Speaker 3: So there was like this semi truck carrying hagfish and
Speaker 3: they make like a bunch of slime and it opened
Speaker 3: up and just destroyed like twenty cars. Like it sprayed
Speaker 3: like juice, like all over it literally literally literally Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, they're kind of cute, but like I have.
Speaker 1: A I have a note to bring up. It's that
Speaker 1: Drew is a male.
Speaker 3: Pog I'm Pogers as fuck. No, I'm Pogers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I meant p a w G.
Speaker 3: What the fuck did you just call me?
Speaker 1: Isn't it fat ass white girl?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 3: I just think it's like, no, it sounds like a
Speaker 3: homophobic slur.
Speaker 1: No, no, wow, No, I was complimenting you and your
Speaker 1: perfect body.
Speaker 3: But pagers foggers in the chair at.
Speaker 1: Okay, never mind that that kind of backfired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just shouldn't say.
Speaker 3: Guy has been playing with spinach Bob. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's multi multi faceted, like it's literally a great thing.
Speaker 2: I hate that it's called spinach fall.
Speaker 3: Because it's like thought of spinach fun I don't remember
Speaker 3: we were in the back of the car. I think
Speaker 3: it's Josiah. I think Josiah came up with sponge Bob
Speaker 3: is so funny, it's annoying. Okay, let's do SIA.
Speaker 2: Media of the Week. All I've been watching is re
Speaker 2: Paul Struggers, Like, I'm not kidding. I finished Love is
Speaker 2: Blind and I was watching.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the Love is Blind reunion was crazy. I
Speaker 3: want to do like a Love is Blind show, like
Speaker 3: you want to be on one? Yeah? Like, and I
Speaker 3: want to no, no, no, I want to do like
Speaker 3: a podcast breaking it down after because I see things
Speaker 3: other people don't see, and I want to start the conversations. No,
Speaker 3: Love is Blind is lit as fuck, and the reunion
Speaker 3: episode was insane.
Speaker 2: Well, my media of the week. One of the songs
Speaker 2: does come from Ruple's Drag Race and it's dim All
Speaker 2: the Lights by Donna Summer. That song is so fucking good.
Speaker 2: It's a Shame by the Spinners. And Don't Want to
Speaker 2: break Up Again by Arianka Grandi. That's like the literally
Speaker 2: three songs I've been listening to.
Speaker 3: Okay, my media is sold out by Young Lean and
Speaker 3: Blade because they say Drew in it a bunch of times,
Speaker 3: which is creaty. They literally say Drew in it. It's
Speaker 3: actually crazy. Then they say druth and shit too. And
Speaker 3: that's the only song I'm giving y'all. Okay, Drew, We've
Speaker 3: moved media before.
Speaker 2: Drew slab Corner to make them listen to media.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Potheads will tell you that they function
Speaker 3: better when they're high, and then sit in silence with
Speaker 3: their mouth open, drooling for two hours. I know a
Speaker 3: few people motherfuckers will slam Heroine, but tell the Wendy's
Speaker 3: Drive Through Lady. No Tomato, that's good. Those are from
Speaker 3: Kylie gay Son or Deadly Panera lemonade. Okay, damn, fuck
Speaker 3: y'all that one that killed No people love it. People
Speaker 3: love it. I'm telling you right now. Wait, what is
Speaker 3: this one? I'm sorry, Oh, this one's fucking crazy. I'm
Speaker 3: sorry for doing this, and I usually don't ask for
Speaker 3: a lot, but can someone please eat my pea word
Speaker 3: like a dehydrated orangutang locked in a room with only
Speaker 3: a water bowl.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, giving a blow equivalent to when I said
Speaker 2: that I the thing about the submarine guy that.
Speaker 3: I literally that was Greer that submitted that one. Really yeah,
Speaker 3: not like Green or Green, but somebody with their names
Speaker 3: career giving a blowjob at a funeral. Call that top
Speaker 3: of the morning. Think about it morning, okay, jewels, shout
Speaker 3: out man, Fuck y'all, bro, I'm never.
Speaker 2: Doing the first two were really, really good. The first
Speaker 2: two were really really good. They were you.
Speaker 1: Forget about the big laughs that the first two gotten.
Speaker 2: Also, I repeated your boba joke yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh I've said that.
Speaker 2: Boba is really good.
Speaker 1: Boba, Boba boba.
Speaker 2: Okay, I almost just said something.
Speaker 3: Well, that was the episode.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys for watching the fuck out of my face. Seriously,
Speaker 2: not enough thirst dropped to me recently. Do I need
Speaker 2: to post four pictures or what?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: They're like flopping like? Or am I flopping?
Speaker 3: We might be in our like two week flop arc.
Speaker 3: I think that's like kind of the vibe right now.
Speaker 2: We'll get it going. I want no. I guess I
Speaker 2: need more con ton of me out there. Dammit, Double
Speaker 2: post a few i G stories this week. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I'll get you the content you need. M