WEBVTT - Jojo Siwa is gonna be on the pod

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, I want a puff bar so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Andya never needs to hit a puff bar ever

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<v Speaker 3>again in her entire life. Because I went to a

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<v Speaker 3>smoke shop and I saw that they had Zin's and

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard a lot a lot about them.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode is going to be demotized because literally less

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<v Speaker 2>than ten seconds and I'm talking about like how bad

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<v Speaker 2>I want to smoke? Like that's on me? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a problem?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, is it or is it cursing?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's I think it's just cursing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, don't try your best not to seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyways, I saw zen and I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm curious, like I know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 3>that do them and like swear by them, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>like I want to try them, Like let me just

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<v Speaker 3>find out another method to put nicotine in my bloodstream

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<v Speaker 3>like the attic part of my brain like winds again.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I went there and I picked them up

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<v Speaker 3>and I bought the mint flavor and I tried them,

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<v Speaker 3>and honestly, like, I felt very nauseous and I had

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<v Speaker 3>the worst headache of my entire life. And it's just

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<v Speaker 3>like kind of not a vibe at all, but like

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<v Speaker 3>it's kind of lit. Well, Enya grabbed one and she

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<v Speaker 3>did it for half a second and then spit it

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<v Speaker 3>out because she felt the same way. But she threw

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<v Speaker 3>it onto her sandwich wrapper in my car. And then

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<v Speaker 3>when we got home, I just like wrapped the sandwich

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<v Speaker 3>up and she brought it in and it was just

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<v Speaker 3>like sitting on the table. So I put it in

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<v Speaker 3>the refrigerator. Well, she took the sandwich back out and

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<v Speaker 3>literally took a bite and ate one of the z much.

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<v Speaker 2>Worse is it like drew When we got home, you

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<v Speaker 2>put it in the fridge and so like it like

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like like dehydrated with the spin and became

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<v Speaker 2>like this string. And it was a turkey sandwich with

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<v Speaker 2>like white cheese on it, So I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of turkey or cheese. And when I unwrapped

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<v Speaker 2>the sandwich, a bunch of turkey and cheese had fallen out.

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<v Speaker 2>So I scooped it up with my finger and like

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<v Speaker 2>literally tossed it in my mouth and chopped into it

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<v Speaker 2>and immediately got the worst burning sensation on the right

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<v Speaker 2>side of my mouth and down I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, what is in here? And then I spitted

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<v Speaker 2>it out and I tasted the man. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my fucking god, dude, I just ate half a

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<v Speaker 2>z in.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get sucked up?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I it wrapped ramped up my fever and

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<v Speaker 2>I was sick for the next sea.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you had sun poisoning'll literally.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was a mix of sun poisoning. I

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<v Speaker 2>started my period and I had a fever. What, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, you like almost barked though. That was a

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<v Speaker 2>crazy reaction, So yeah, God was punishing me. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I got food poisoning partially off of what I ate

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<v Speaker 2>on the plane, Like I had a midnight fall.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't your sister get food poisoning from something y'all

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<v Speaker 3>ate together?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but she got it, Like, there's no way I

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<v Speaker 2>got into laid food poisoning the fuck Like, it's literally

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<v Speaker 2>you get.

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<v Speaker 1>The food poisoning on the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>No, does it happen that fast?

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<v Speaker 1>It can?

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<v Speaker 2>It can, but it's a mystery. But it probably was

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<v Speaker 2>just sun poisoning because I had a fever, I had chills,

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<v Speaker 2>had a headache, I had nausea. But the scary part

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<v Speaker 2>is my like, I didn't get sun poisoning in a

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<v Speaker 2>way of like blisters and like crazy like I did

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<v Speaker 2>get burned, but none of my skin has peeled, which

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<v Speaker 2>is actually my nightmare because now I have the weirdest

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<v Speaker 2>sun candy ever like in my life, because I only

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<v Speaker 2>got burned on like the back of my arm, the

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<v Speaker 2>back of my shoulder and my hip and then right here,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's not even like a full side of my

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<v Speaker 2>body as Tanner. It's literally I have like a really

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<v Speaker 2>dark spot here, a really dark spot here that has

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<v Speaker 2>a thumbprint because I was laying on my side talking

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<v Speaker 2>to my family like this, so it's like a thumbprint

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<v Speaker 2>and then it's like goes into a sharp bikini line

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<v Speaker 2>and it literally looks like I got weird airburst that.

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<v Speaker 3>Has it come off like I hate you got, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>what is it? You came back and there for and

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<v Speaker 3>you want it to be like if you can't figure that,

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<v Speaker 3>if you want like and you can be sent tented

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<v Speaker 3>top it like it's right there, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, Drew does this thing. I pointed out that that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't you doing it, but you do this thing where

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes if he gets really tired, it usually happens later

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<v Speaker 2>at night or after the day, and it's always with

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<v Speaker 2>Josie because he wants to. Like, when you, me and

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<v Speaker 2>Josie hang out, we have like joke competition. Basically, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just us trying to see who can say something funny

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<v Speaker 2>that will become the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>We repeat all day for the next four months.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Drew, I wish I remember the sentence, but

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<v Speaker 2>Drew was talking to us and then at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the sentence just gave up. But Drew does this

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<v Speaker 2>thing instead of just stopping the sentence, he just goes,

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<v Speaker 2>is it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just like mumble it off, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>He just like mumbles off. And you do it a

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<v Speaker 2>lot with because like if you start a joke that

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<v Speaker 2>as it's starting you it's gonna be funny.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, and that's what I just don't finish

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<v Speaker 3>it because it's not worth like the finish. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>something I do unintentionally. But the fact that made me

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<v Speaker 3>think of something. What did you just say?

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<v Speaker 2>I just I said what I said? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I said that we just have joke competition all day,

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<v Speaker 2>Like all we want to do is say things that

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<v Speaker 2>we will repeat forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember what I was gonna add to that.

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<v Speaker 3>But but what I really came here to talk about

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<v Speaker 3>today is Jojo Siwa and it's not gonna be the

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<v Speaker 3>take that you think it's gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're gonna be nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I support Jojo Siwa with my whole heart and soul.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what she's doing is fucking hilarious and like,

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<v Speaker 3>even if it is unintentional and she is just actually

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<v Speaker 3>crazy and delusional, I'm like, girl, I'm getting a goof

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<v Speaker 3>and a gab like this is actually like funny to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she has us locked in. Every day I'm checking,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at how many views the views to like ratio

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<v Speaker 3>on her TikTok account. Is all you need to know

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<v Speaker 3>that she is an entertainer and what she is doing

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<v Speaker 3>is entertainment and she is eating fucking down.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I did hear the song she's been teasing. I was back,

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<v Speaker 3>but that does not change my feelings, do you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, you don't like fuck with the song, but

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, honestly you go and entertained.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly. That is someone that I want on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>That is something like I want to get a new

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<v Speaker 2>costume designer more than.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything in my God makeup artist, costume designer, please, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's my thing. And like, again, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>sit here and like give a whole rundown of like

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<v Speaker 2>the creatives. Like I think that is just her vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've come to a point in my life, at

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<v Speaker 2>my big ass age that I understand I need to

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<v Speaker 2>stop being like that shit's fucking ugly because everything is subjective.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people that's just their vibe, the vibe that's ugly.

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<v Speaker 3>Then say, a lot of things is objectively ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>But what I'm saying is, like some people like ugly,

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<v Speaker 2>and if ugly is there, pretty ugly is the new pretty?

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<v Speaker 2>Like okay, ugly, Wait, it's like ugly, but I know

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<v Speaker 2>that's your thing, so it's amazing, So it's hideous. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want her to get a new cost designer

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<v Speaker 2>and like a new makeup artist. And then I un ironically,

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<v Speaker 2>I unironically think if she tweaked those two things, she

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<v Speaker 2>could find her footing. Like the song will be played

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<v Speaker 2>in H and M. Do not fret, Like, if you

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<v Speaker 2>change that costume, it will be played in AHM.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear the song? She like released a teaser.

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<v Speaker 2>Video Girl who guessed the way it would sound, and

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<v Speaker 2>like the girl was like, comes, stupid bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>She quoted it and shit like really revealed the full

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<v Speaker 3>song and it's crazy. Okay. One thing that is not

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<v Speaker 3>Jojo Siwa. I don't know who the fuck is thing

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<v Speaker 3>in that song, but it is not Jojo too. I

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<v Speaker 3>actually like, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you're gonna say you like the song.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't hate the song.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like this thing I've ever heard of my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like the song, but I don't hate the song.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh just wait till that earworm gets your next thing,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah, listening the down down.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I was gonna say, is like it's giving earworm.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I hear like three or four more times in

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<v Speaker 3>a TikTok video and I'm like, like, it's not that.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad, okay, but you also like I love that. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is. I was gonna make fun of you for,

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<v Speaker 2>but it actually is beautiful. You will.

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<v Speaker 3>I can find the beauty everything. I can find the

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<v Speaker 3>beauty and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm more like, I'm I do the thing that's I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I'm trying to be nice, but it somehow

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<v Speaker 2>is almost where I'm just like I don't like it,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I could see why somebody would like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you have to be really fucking weird and stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to be actually like deaf, dumb and stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, never forget me getting called deaf, dumb and

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<v Speaker 2>stupid by a high school counselor on the phone. And

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<v Speaker 2>the guy was on the phone with my dad, and

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<v Speaker 2>then my dad came to school and beat him up.

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<v Speaker 3>Classic, classic, And your story don't folk with a humane exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't say your name like that, and I'm gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>Suck my balls. No. But my ability to like everything

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<v Speaker 3>comes from a deep, deep seated fear of karma. I

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<v Speaker 3>am like, I am so scared the song for you,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that's like the tea is. I heard karma

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<v Speaker 3>in that song and I was like, wait, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>I just submit. But okay, that's all I had to

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<v Speaker 3>say about judges, CEO, what do you want to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to talk about the story. Actually I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>what the story was. Oh the bus driver. I saw

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<v Speaker 2>somebody comment was like, damn, I actually wanted to hear

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<v Speaker 2>the bus driver's story that I almost said last week

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<v Speaker 2>about the bus driver who hit me? Wait what last

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<v Speaker 2>week or maybe it was two weeks ago. It's when

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<v Speaker 2>you brought up the twin thing again, right when I

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<v Speaker 2>was about to say a story about a bus driver,

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<v Speaker 2>and you were like, no, I'm not even gonna say

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<v Speaker 2>my story. And then we just moved on and nobody

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<v Speaker 2>said their story. But when I was in like kindergarten,

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<v Speaker 2>kindergartenen I had, I would take the bus home, not

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<v Speaker 2>too I would take it home, and I would take

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<v Speaker 2>it alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Broke no money.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you never take the bus?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'd take the bus home. It was a vibe,

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<v Speaker 3>a vibe the.

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<v Speaker 2>Big cheese bus. Actually I did get any fun up.

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<v Speaker 2>They'd be like, now you get them the cheese bus.

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<v Speaker 2>One time the cheese bus broke down and they shoved

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<v Speaker 2>all of us into a mini van, and me like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know the wheel cap that's like in the van.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and my friend sat on it and we played

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<v Speaker 2>with airheads and we were like making the airhead shorten.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll never forget that. But that same friend went

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<v Speaker 2>on to call me like a bunch of rude names

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<v Speaker 2>because he had a crush on me. And then once

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<v Speaker 2>we went to middle school, I like dis from him,

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<v Speaker 2>and he thought I was a bitch, but he was

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<v Speaker 2>weird for sure. Anyway, I would get on the bus

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<v Speaker 2>and this bus driver was a fucking bitch. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like every bus driver was a bitch, and like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>not even in the mean way, you deserve to be

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<v Speaker 2>a bitch, because if I had a car, even having

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<v Speaker 2>a car full of y'all sometimes pisses me off. Having

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<v Speaker 2>a car full of a bunch of children who are

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<v Speaker 2>mine would piss me off because they're annoying. But there

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<v Speaker 2>were a bunch of rules. You weren't allowed to talk,

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't allowed to eat. She separated all the kids

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<v Speaker 2>all the time, so my bus didn't have like it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't full, Like there didn't need to be two kids

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<v Speaker 2>per row. It was a small enough amount of kids

0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:41.079
<v Speaker 2>that she could put one kid in one seat, skip

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<v Speaker 2>a seat, put a kid in that seat, skip a seat.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were all fucking separated like we were going

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<v Speaker 2>to jail, and we weren't allowed to talk. So it

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<v Speaker 2>had to be like a thirty to forty minute bus

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<v Speaker 2>ride of dead fucking silence because she didn't want you

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<v Speaker 2>to talk. She wouldn't play the radio. That was already

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<v Speaker 2>a problem because you're fucking terrifying. You weren't a lot

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<v Speaker 2>to eat snacks. Okay, that's where the problem comes in

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<v Speaker 2>because after school I'd be hungry as fucking I would

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<v Speaker 2>buy hot chips from the vendors after school because at

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<v Speaker 2>my school on Wednesdays, they would sell Papa Toong's pizza

0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.520
<v Speaker 2>hot chips like pickled eggs. It was a fucking bot.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a new Papa John stuffed crust cow Zone pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you know about fast releases so often? Like

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<v Speaker 2>literally like oh my god, did you hear about like

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<v Speaker 2>Wendy's new deal the Biggie Bag, like blah blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the Biggie bag is literally fucking crazy. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like five dollars and you get a burger and six

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<v Speaker 3>nuggets and a shake Like it's crazy. It's fucking crazy. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I keep up because I like watched the seminars, like

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<v Speaker 3>the release seminars of like fast food places.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know they all did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not all of them do it, but they like

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<v Speaker 3>will like release sh or have like a video that

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<v Speaker 3>comes out, or like release a flyer with all the

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<v Speaker 3>new shit or a PDF. It's like you gotta be

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<v Speaker 3>tapped in, like I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like a weird thing to be tapped into anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>So I would all the kids would do it too,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I had this little like thing that I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like put my book bag on the seat

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<v Speaker 2>and like take a chip at a time and like

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<v Speaker 2>be looking out the window. Also, she's driving, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how the fuck she's seeing me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not beating wow, Like I was just gonna say,

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<v Speaker 3>like they always see, yeah, even if they even if

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<v Speaker 3>they act like they don't see, they always see.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was the start of it. And like she

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<v Speaker 2>came up to me and she looked down and she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you're eating and I was like, no, I'm not.

0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.360
<v Speaker 2>And she ripped open my book back saw it and

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<v Speaker 2>like launched her pulled over. Yeah, she like pulled over

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<v Speaker 2>the bus. It was after a kid got dropped off,

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<v Speaker 2>So in front of a random child's house, she comes

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<v Speaker 2>to the back, she sees it. She smacks the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>out of my.

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<v Speaker 1>Not physically hit you. Yes, I thought that you meant

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<v Speaker 1>a bus hit you this whole time. I was waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for the most insane twist.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but my mom did get hit by a bus

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<v Speaker 2>when she was fourteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>My aunt got hit by a bus, run over actually,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I girl from my school got run over

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<v Speaker 3>by a bus and like she was like literally paralyzed

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<v Speaker 3>for like a year, but she's fine now, fucked up

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<v Speaker 3>her whole spine.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get to sue?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually don't know if she sued or not. I

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<v Speaker 3>bet she settled with the dish does.

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<v Speaker 2>I think about this all the time, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>at that time, we could have sued. We were in

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<v Speaker 2>a position for reasons I can't say to sue, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why we did it, but whatever. Also

0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I we could have sued the Peter

0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Pan peanut butter because when they had a recall, I

0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.360
<v Speaker 2>got sick as fuck. That's all I used to eat.

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<v Speaker 3>Hit Till to this day, I am horrified as Skippy

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<v Speaker 3>peanut butter because of that damn recall. Like Skippy peanut

0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:38.880
<v Speaker 3>butter is on my do not eat list and I

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<v Speaker 3>will never eat it again.

0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.800
<v Speaker 2>I got the worst food poisoning ever. Anyway, So she

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<v Speaker 2>hit me once and then I went home and I

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<v Speaker 2>told my parents Actually before she hit me, though, The

0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.240
<v Speaker 2>thing that got her in trouble, and like hair hitting

0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.920
<v Speaker 2>me was the second problem because she hit me that time,

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<v Speaker 2>and then getting off the bus, she grabs me and

0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:56.040
<v Speaker 2>she was like, you don't eat on my fucking bus.

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<v Speaker 3>And why did she fucking hate you hated me?

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<v Speaker 2>And this wasn't the first offense she had against me,

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<v Speaker 2>because one time, it's illegal to like drop a kid

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<v Speaker 2>off at their house and not wait for them to

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<v Speaker 2>get in. That's why busses wait there, because they legally

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<v Speaker 2>have to wait till the child enters the building. And

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't live in the best neighborhood ever. Why did

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<v Speaker 2>this bitch drop me off back school? She literally she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, get off, it's your top, Like stop. I

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<v Speaker 2>got off and I go sit on the front porch.

0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I was in kindergarten. I didn't have a phone. There

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<v Speaker 2>was no way to contact anybody. Bitch I went and

0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I was sitting on the fucking front porch for so long.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sitting there for like two hours. And then

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<v Speaker 2>my godparents used to live across the street. And my

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<v Speaker 2>goddad got back and he was like my nickname was Bones,

0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.040
<v Speaker 2>and he was like Bones and I was like ah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just I was like I've been here for

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<v Speaker 2>so long.

0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:47.520
<v Speaker 3>And then that's character growth.

0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, actually was so funny and I don't think it

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<v Speaker 2>affected me at all. It's like, literally so funny that

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<v Speaker 2>she smacked it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy that you fucking remember that though, Like that

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<v Speaker 3>was like literally a decade and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>No I have, Like I'm not kidding. It actually scares

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<v Speaker 2>me how vivid of memories I have. I remember everything,

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<v Speaker 2>So never fucking cross my path, you motherfucker, because I

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<v Speaker 2>will remember that shit and I might not bring it up.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you turn around after being a fucking bitch

0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.600
<v Speaker 2>to me, I will remember, and I will turn and

0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.680
<v Speaker 2>tell my girls. And I might not even tell them

0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.920
<v Speaker 2>that day. I might way a few months till one

0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:20.080
<v Speaker 2>of them comes to me. It was like, Oh, you

0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:21.560
<v Speaker 2>can't believe who was a bitch to me. I'm like,

0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.320
<v Speaker 2>you can't believe who was bitched me four months and

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<v Speaker 2>three hours ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Three hours. No, my memory from childhood has been completely erased.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about that like the other day, like

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<v Speaker 3>I literally don't remember anything, and it was kind of

0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.880
<v Speaker 3>scaring me. I was like, oh my god, like I

0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.600
<v Speaker 3>don't even remember who I am, Like I don't like

0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.560
<v Speaker 3>I remember like fragments and like stories people told me

0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:52.240
<v Speaker 3>and then I right, bullet fragments, But I don't actually

0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.480
<v Speaker 3>remember things, like I remember stories that I was told

0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.960
<v Speaker 3>and then they become memories, but I don't actually remember them.

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<v Speaker 1>I only remember like what age is the cutoff?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I can remember like little tiny things like but

0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.479
<v Speaker 3>again their stories told me, like I don't, like I

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<v Speaker 3>literally couldn't tell you anything that happened like after or

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<v Speaker 3>before the age of like twelve, Like I don't, I

0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.440
<v Speaker 3>don't remember any so like two years ago, yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well like six years like six years my bad eighteen yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well I need to take an adderall one day

0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.480
<v Speaker 2>and just write down every memory because I actually do

0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.879
<v Speaker 2>have a fear of from like forgetting everything. But it

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<v Speaker 2>makes sense that you remember like traumatic events more than

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<v Speaker 2>other because as a human, you were remembering the things

0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.040
<v Speaker 2>that scared you. Were her too, because you had to

0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:46.680
<v Speaker 2>have reactionary like memories for the future, Like that's why

0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:49.160
<v Speaker 2>you were less like to remember. No, but I got

0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:50.080
<v Speaker 2>that for Fiona Apple.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, I'll tell you that it's about

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<v Speaker 3>to bring that up. No, Fiona Apple did eat.

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<v Speaker 2>She told me that, And I was like no, but

0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:00.919
<v Speaker 2>I happened. Almost always know that. I can't say what

0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:02.879
<v Speaker 2>I was told as a child as to why I

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<v Speaker 2>remember that, because that's my fucking business, so stop asking me.

0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:11.680
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I remember a lot of things, A lot

0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:15.360
<v Speaker 2>of things. I remember coming back from Burger King when

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<v Speaker 2>they had the Wizard of Oz toy or I think

0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:20.199
<v Speaker 2>it was Burging or McDonald's, like I don't remember, and

0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:21.959
<v Speaker 2>they had the Wizard of Oz toy. So I had

0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:24.439
<v Speaker 2>a Dorothy toy. And I got back home and I

0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.119
<v Speaker 2>was sitting by the front door. I think I already

0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:28.480
<v Speaker 2>told this on this podcast. Actually, if I was sitting

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<v Speaker 2>by the front door cutting her hair and playing with

0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:32.520
<v Speaker 2>her and I was bored to talk, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm gonna call the police, Like I

0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:42.520
<v Speaker 2>love that. Every kid just goes like I'm I'm gonna

0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:46.520
<v Speaker 2>call the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm told I can't do it, so I want

0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:49.439
<v Speaker 3>to fucking do it because I had the same moment

0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:52.600
<v Speaker 3>I like remember calling the police then like leaving it

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<v Speaker 3>on and running hide under the bed until they got there.

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<v Speaker 3>And my parents were pissed, like they spank the shit

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<v Speaker 3>out of me.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom was chilling as buck and she knew it

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<v Speaker 2>was me because at the time, if I was like

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<v Speaker 2>six when that happened, my sister had to have been

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<v Speaker 2>like three, so it wasn't her. My brother was fucking

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<v Speaker 2>asleep in the other room. I was the only I

0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:12.600
<v Speaker 2>was the only soul awake. I think my mom was

0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:14.600
<v Speaker 2>also taking a map, and I was just sitting there

0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:16.520
<v Speaker 2>by the front door, and I was like cutting in.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like I and I remember, like I remember

0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:22.199
<v Speaker 2>the layout of the house so well that I was like,

0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:24.520
<v Speaker 2>we had this couch by the front door that left

0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:26.159
<v Speaker 2>the little gap so like if you came and you

0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:28.320
<v Speaker 2>could squeeze past and go to like the like front

0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.040
<v Speaker 2>like sitting area. And I was sitting between that and

0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:33.480
<v Speaker 2>the front door area with my feet up, and I

0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:37.080
<v Speaker 2>distinctly remember sitting there and then just getting up and

0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:40.399
<v Speaker 2>I just like turned walked like a few feet to

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<v Speaker 2>the phone, like the home phone, and just grabbed it

0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:44.640
<v Speaker 2>and fucking clicked it, put it to my ear.

0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:48.959
<v Speaker 3>Heard someone be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Miami, like the police apartment, what's your emergency? I go.

0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I just slammed it back down and I went back

0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:56.199
<v Speaker 2>to that spot too, and I just sat there and

0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I waited and I waited for them. I was like,

0:19:58.280 --> 0:19:59.040
<v Speaker 2>let's see if y'all.

0:19:58.920 --> 0:19:59.919
<v Speaker 3>Are you're gonna tell them?

0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a why of the fun are you at

0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:03.120
<v Speaker 2>my house?

0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:06.480
<v Speaker 3>I never you're wait, you were wasting resources very young.

0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's my whole vibe, like I learned from a

0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:13.840
<v Speaker 2>young age. It's like waste, waste, waste, use, use, use, landfall, landfill, landfill.

0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:16.800
<v Speaker 3>That just reminds me. I've probably told it seventeen times

0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:19.960
<v Speaker 3>on the fucking podcast. But when my parents had like

0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:24.080
<v Speaker 3>the direct TV guy at the house and I viv

0:20:24.240 --> 0:20:27.639
<v Speaker 3>Me and Maddeline both share this memory of us hearing

0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:32.119
<v Speaker 3>our moms say sing the Jay and Silent Bob song

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<v Speaker 3>because it was playing on the TV. And they were like, oh,

0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:38.000
<v Speaker 3>they are like three year old twins, like know the

0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:41.159
<v Speaker 3>lyrics to the Jay and Silent Bob song because like

0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:44.720
<v Speaker 3>my older brothers loved that movie and watched the shit

0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.280
<v Speaker 3>out of that movie. And I remember standing there, me

0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.560
<v Speaker 3>and Madeline at the end of my mom's bed just

0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:53.000
<v Speaker 3>saying singing the song and it's like really naughty, like

0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:55.359
<v Speaker 3>no three year old should be saying that shit. And

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<v Speaker 3>then I remember my mom like the the direct TV

0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:02.280
<v Speaker 3>guy was mortified. He did not think it was funny

0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:06.520
<v Speaker 3>at all, and then my mom got pissed at us,

0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:08.480
<v Speaker 3>and like we got in trouble after they told us

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<v Speaker 3>to fucking sing the song.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, our version of that was Tenacious D. Like

0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:16.480
<v Speaker 2>my mom would play the Tenacious D soundtrack in the

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<v Speaker 2>car with us all the time, and she let us

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<v Speaker 2>sing the fuck out of that. But then we had

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<v Speaker 2>majority like kids like naughty songs.

0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:37.080
<v Speaker 3>It was this is the song wannongeh Coke drinking drinking beers, beers,

0:21:37.119 --> 0:21:42.320
<v Speaker 3>what was that? Blootz and scrippy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let me get that's fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>But basically there's this one part where they're like fuck

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<v Speaker 3>fuck and we would sing along to it. We can

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<v Speaker 3>beleep that so we don't get demonetized or whatever now but.

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<v Speaker 2>No, now you can curse. We're past that.

0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:58.480
<v Speaker 3>We're past that the threshold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we we had like I think TENACIOUSD was it

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<v Speaker 2>for us, But I don't remember any of the songs vividly.

0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:08.120
<v Speaker 2>But what I do remember is I think it's like,

0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:10.880
<v Speaker 2>what is it. It's like Zach and Brack and Daxter,

0:22:11.359 --> 0:22:14.480
<v Speaker 2>like the Late Night Show. It's like an old adult

0:22:14.560 --> 0:22:17.879
<v Speaker 2>swim show that wasn't that profane or I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if they had a kid's version.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that word.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a word or no?

0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:25.320
<v Speaker 3>I like that word and I'm going to start using it.

0:22:25.320 --> 0:22:25.920
<v Speaker 3>It is a word.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, I need to find the O this it's

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<v Speaker 2>brack And we had this ship on CD and I

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<v Speaker 2>would sing all the.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the scariest shit I've ever seen in my life.

0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:46.800
<v Speaker 2>I love this aonzo, I love.

0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:52.600
<v Speaker 3>I love be this is so what is that one

0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:57.080
<v Speaker 3>dude that we like included him in our tour promo? Like, first,

0:22:57.080 --> 0:23:00.440
<v Speaker 3>what's is Jack Stauber? This is Jack Stauber's greatest inspiration?

0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:03.399
<v Speaker 2>No, literally, they were so lit, like they had a

0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:09.320
<v Speaker 2>bunch did one about mashed potatoes. My mom was such

0:23:09.720 --> 0:23:14.040
<v Speaker 2>a like trooper because we had this whole thing on

0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:17.720
<v Speaker 2>CD and she would listen to this in the car.

0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:21.679
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it's crazy what happens to like parents' brains, because like,

0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:24.560
<v Speaker 3>even it's happening to me a little bit, like Madeline

0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:28.199
<v Speaker 3>and Steven played the Imagen Heap Happy song that's like

0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:31.560
<v Speaker 3>apparently like made for baby's brains, Like you can a

0:23:31.600 --> 0:23:33.760
<v Speaker 3>baby can be screaming and crying and you put this

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:37.800
<v Speaker 3>fucking Imagen Heap Happy song. It's literally like scientifically developed,

0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:40.439
<v Speaker 3>like it's her and scientists developed this song and it

0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:44.120
<v Speaker 3>will stop the baby from crying immediately. It's unbelievable. It's

0:23:44.119 --> 0:23:47.360
<v Speaker 3>like an actual cheat code. Well, they played it, I'm

0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:50.280
<v Speaker 3>not exaggerating on our road trip to Missouri, like four

0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:53.800
<v Speaker 3>hundred times in a row. And like, one, that song

0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:55.719
<v Speaker 3>is fucking good, so I don't care. But two, like

0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 3>I just tuned it out, Like it's crazy how good

0:23:58.920 --> 0:23:59.960
<v Speaker 3>parents are tuning out shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but my mom was also crazy because she would

0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:04.280
<v Speaker 2>play that in only Enya CDs.

0:24:04.520 --> 0:24:07.120
<v Speaker 3>So but Enya's a vibe.

0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I know. But to name me and you and be

0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:10.480
<v Speaker 2>like and you know what you're gonna listen to? You know,

0:24:10.480 --> 0:24:11.040
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna move.

0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:13.320
<v Speaker 3>We're a noc flow on repeat three hundred times. That

0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:15.680
<v Speaker 3>is my favorite bit. Don't ever get into a fucking

0:24:15.680 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 3>car with me, because I will put Oronoco flow on

0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 3>and play it for two seconds and then restart it,

0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:23.320
<v Speaker 3>play it for fifteen seconds, then restart it. Played for

0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:26.120
<v Speaker 3>five seconds, then restart it. It's horrible. And the intro

0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:28.880
<v Speaker 3>to that song is the funniest shit I've ever heard

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:31.640
<v Speaker 3>in my life, especially after it's like, yeah, I think

0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:34.560
<v Speaker 3>that's it after the thirty fifth time, like, oh it

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<v Speaker 3>gets so good. Okay, So something I rediscovered this week

0:24:40.000 --> 0:24:44.639
<v Speaker 3>is the Will Smith Chris Rocks. Well yeah, okay, that

0:24:44.800 --> 0:24:48.280
<v Speaker 3>is something that we like grazed over and kind of

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:52.120
<v Speaker 3>just let slide as a society that is like it's

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:54.360
<v Speaker 3>really fucking crazy. No, it's like.

0:24:54.400 --> 0:24:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Extremely like when's the last time you watched it?

0:24:56.920 --> 0:24:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I think when it was I was with you, you.

0:24:58.720 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Were here and we watched it.

0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Love it's I remember like blacking out for a second.

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:06.359
<v Speaker 3>It is the most jarring thing I've ever seen on television,

0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:09.080
<v Speaker 3>and like rewatching it, like it's almost hard for me

0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 3>to watch because like how he went from like laughing

0:25:12.560 --> 0:25:15.200
<v Speaker 3>at the joke to like literally two seconds later walking

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:16.359
<v Speaker 3>up on stage and like two.

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:18.240
<v Speaker 2>People who just found out about the Wilsons.

0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:23.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like Will Smith's math gnarliest lap I've ever seen.

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, the weirdest thing was it seemed like it was

0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:26.000
<v Speaker 1>a joke.

0:25:25.920 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly. Everyone was like are we supposed to laugh?

0:25:28.200 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 3>Because this is like funny? But I don't know.

0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to find the picture of us all sitting

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 2>on the couch. What year was that? Twenty twenty one?

0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 3>I thinks twenty two. Maybe I don't know.

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:40.520
<v Speaker 2>To find it. I have a picture of all of

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:45.560
<v Speaker 2>us sitting on the couch, like all of y'all sitting

0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:47.639
<v Speaker 2>reacting to it, like staring at the TV.

0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 3>After Yeah, it's it was crazy rewatching it because I

0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:55.520
<v Speaker 3>I remember it being like pretty intense, but like it is,

0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:59.200
<v Speaker 3>the uncensored version is crazy.

0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:03.439
<v Speaker 2>It's like hard to and I remember even being like, oh, literally,

0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:06.560
<v Speaker 2>who cares? Two men fighting? Classic? I don't give a fuck.

0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 2>That's funny. But rewatching it, it is so stark and scary. Also,

0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:16.040
<v Speaker 2>like you can almost see Chris Rock's like face kind

0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 2>of like swell up a little bit, and like his

0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:21.359
<v Speaker 2>mouth is like a little twisted from being smacked so hard,

0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:25.400
<v Speaker 2>and it's so insane that that happens.

0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:29.439
<v Speaker 1>It's impressive, Like if I got slapped on national television,

0:26:29.520 --> 0:26:33.440
<v Speaker 1>he just like goes to making a joke about it.

0:26:33.480 --> 0:26:35.200
<v Speaker 2>But it kind of is sad because you could see

0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:37.600
<v Speaker 2>him like trying to recover and like he was in

0:26:37.720 --> 0:26:40.359
<v Speaker 2>the worst, like the hardest position an entertainer can be

0:26:40.359 --> 0:26:44.119
<v Speaker 2>put in is where like the the like what is

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 2>it the blanket of disbelief or the like veil of disbelief,

0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:52.879
<v Speaker 2>suspension of the suspension of belief, like fully shattered in

0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:55.760
<v Speaker 2>that because the audience was out of loss for words

0:26:55.760 --> 0:26:57.479
<v Speaker 2>because they couldn't tell if it was real or not.

0:26:57.680 --> 0:27:01.199
<v Speaker 2>And then he also was kind of like like he

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 2>genuinely got his fucking marbleshook bitch. He got slapped so

0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:06.119
<v Speaker 2>hard he had to like come to I'm shocked you

0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 2>they have a concussion. I would allied instead I had

0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 2>a concussion and suit him. Yeah, can you suit him?

0:27:11.200 --> 0:27:15.479
<v Speaker 3>Yep? Yeah, Okay, So my social battery has been at

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:18.680
<v Speaker 3>an all time low, Like I literally hate hanging out

0:27:18.720 --> 0:27:21.080
<v Speaker 3>with people. It's like not my fucking vibe right now.

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:24.879
<v Speaker 3>It's like not that deep, like don't hate me, I

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 3>don't hate you, Like it's not that deep. But hanging

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:29.159
<v Speaker 3>out He's.

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Like, here's all the people who texted me.

0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 3>And I fucking yeah, hanging out with Inya and Oriyan

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:39.919
<v Speaker 3>at the same time is so great for me. It

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:42.840
<v Speaker 3>is literally the most Like hanging out in a trio

0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:45.720
<v Speaker 3>is like potentially the greatest thing that's ever happened to

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:50.160
<v Speaker 3>me because Enya and the other person can just talk

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:52.520
<v Speaker 3>the whole time, and then I can just sit and

0:27:52.560 --> 0:27:54.920
<v Speaker 3>like rot on my phone and like chime in every

0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 3>once in a while, and it's like I get like

0:27:56.880 --> 0:28:00.480
<v Speaker 3>my socialization for the day, but also like I don't

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:02.920
<v Speaker 3>have to speak at all, and like it's such a vibe.

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 2>That's why you like Josie here so much, because me

0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:08.719
<v Speaker 2>and him and I can just retire to my bedroom.

0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:11.439
<v Speaker 2>It feels like he's fully just like a part of something.

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's really is a vibe. Who not participate

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:16.400
<v Speaker 3>in the conversation at all?

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:20.159
<v Speaker 2>That's okay. I'm back, guys. I am fucking back. I

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to say it last week because I didn't

0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 2>want to jase it, but the herds are fucking church.

0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Listen to the I get up and I dam I

0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 2>literally am back to it. Like for a while I

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>wasn't getting up and being like, hey, Siri, play this

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 2>song and that is a sign that I'm down bad

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:36.159
<v Speaker 2>because if you don't know, it's so annoying to like

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:38.240
<v Speaker 2>say this ritualt loud because it makes it seem like

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like I swear I'm something, but it actually is

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 2>something is wrong with me. And I wake up and

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I immediately need to hear noise so I don't get

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 2>lost in my thoughts. But I wake up and I say, hey,

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 2>your Apple Music Library, you can ask me to play

0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 2>a radio star.

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Shut the fuck up, Siri. She's stupid, which like, damn rotten.

0:28:58.600 --> 0:29:00.520
<v Speaker 2>Hell, I don't remember what I was saying. Fucking hate

0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Apple and I hope they die.

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:05.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Siri is rotten. She's rotten inside and out. Oh yeah.

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 2>But I wake up and I say, hey, bitch because

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say her name now because she's listening.

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I say, hey, bitch, play Don't Want to Break Up

0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Again by Ariana Grande and I dance around my fucking room. Okay,

0:29:15.560 --> 0:29:17.840
<v Speaker 2>then I give myself a headache because I'm at my

0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 2>big age. Jumping up and dancing around is getting hard.

0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:24.640
<v Speaker 3>The first listen through of that album, it was giving mad.

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Like I was like, yeah, I was like, I don't care.

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:30.880
<v Speaker 3>This shiit sucks balls. I'm sorry, Ari, we lost you.

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 3>But there's a few good songs on.

0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:37.160
<v Speaker 1>There I haven't heard yet. Does She mentioned SpongeBob? Isn't it?

0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Open that draw behind you and pulled out spinach Bob.

0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 2>It's spinach brob in there.

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:51.560
<v Speaker 3>Spinach Oh, we have the spinach Bob here.

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:55.000
<v Speaker 2>That's like only a joke that's we made to like

0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Joe soya, So fucking where did you get it?

0:29:59.840 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 3>Just side or no, Lucas got it for me for Christmas.

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 1>That was like my cannon or is that just like

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:07.880
<v Speaker 1>a it's like weirdly.

0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:11.680
<v Speaker 2>As fuck, like as fuck, didn't even change the color

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:13.719
<v Speaker 2>of his nose, like now he kind of looks more

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:14.640
<v Speaker 2>like an Elmo ask.

0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:18.000
<v Speaker 3>But it's you can put your phone in here. It's

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:20.680
<v Speaker 3>actually really useful. I love it.

0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 2>We have the on TikTok top.

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's so funny you brought that up because

0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 3>I have something screenshotted that I need to know y'all's

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:35.680
<v Speaker 3>answers for Okay, literally, which one would you choose? And

0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 3>I need the wee waiting room background music playing in

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 3>the background as we decide which one you're gonna try?

0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So the problem with this is I was already

0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:46.160
<v Speaker 2>sent this by a friend and I said I would

0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:47.360
<v Speaker 2>pick perk overdose.

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay.

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:50.600
<v Speaker 2>So that's my final answer, and I'm sticking with it

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 2>because any of these, oh my god, I don't like.

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, oh my god.

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:02.200
<v Speaker 2>I would purpose get on a Boeing seven three seven

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 2>that I know already has a faulty part and I

0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:06.280
<v Speaker 2>would get right next to the exit window and I

0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 2>would jump out because.

0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:13.160
<v Speaker 3>Wow, wow, wow, oh wow.

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 2>What's crazy.

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 3>What's crazy is how much face tuned menus that we're

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 3>not talking about.

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Huh, how much face tuned menu those men like, oh,

0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:29.840
<v Speaker 2>face tune you said. I like the way he said it,

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:32.840
<v Speaker 2>like you said menus too close, so it sounds like

0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 2>you're saying menus like face he said, it's crazy. How

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:38.960
<v Speaker 2>many FaceTime would you.

0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Choose for a life partner?

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 2>A bang or like life partner?

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Probably Travis Kelcey, because I mean, I feel like all.

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 2>Of them are terrifying me, but also like all of

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 2>them terrified me, but we all know this, men in

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 2>general terrify me. There's something like I was introduced to

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:01.400
<v Speaker 2>a like. I was hanging out with friends yesterday and

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 2>they introduced me to like another man. But we had

0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:06.400
<v Speaker 2>to go into his house and I never wanted to

0:32:06.480 --> 0:32:08.120
<v Speaker 2>leave somewhere so fast because I was like, I don't

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:09.600
<v Speaker 2>know this man. I don't want to be in like

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 2>behind concrete with him, like we need to be outside,

0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Like I'd like I'm being trapped and I'm gonna be

0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 2>thrown into the room, like, I don't want to talk

0:32:18.640 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 2>to you. I'm so sorry. You could be the nicest

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 2>person ever. But if you are a man, specifically too,

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:26.360
<v Speaker 2>if you are a man above like twenty eight and

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know you and you're straight, I literally I

0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 2>have nothing there. There is nothing there, like unless you

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 2>have a long term, committed woman in your life who

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I just saw happy to be friends. Actually, that's even

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:39.440
<v Speaker 2>more reason for you not to exist, because I met

0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 2>that girl without you, and she's way better without you.

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, my god, I'm sorry.

0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.480
<v Speaker 2>so sorry. I just like I don't think there's no No.

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 2>We've known Kai for long enough. We met you before

0:32:51.280 --> 0:32:54.080
<v Speaker 2>you were twenty eight, and our first conversation was you

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 2>wanted to kill yourself. I want to kill myself. He

0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 2>wanted to kill her hisself. That has been crazy. Ye

0:32:59.920 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 2>were all like, hey, you know what it is, too,

0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 2>is because I've realized as we've gotten older, like I

0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>have a friend who moved here.

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 3>No, you literally, no one's ever moved here.

0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Duh, me saying the friend like it's a I have

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 2>a friend who moved here, but Sabrina the other day

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 2>in the car with me just goes. You know, I've

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 2>never met a friend group that, like every single person

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 2>struggles with anxiety or depression. I've never met that in

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 2>my life. And in my head I was like, that's

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 2>literally not sure, that makes no sense. Every friend group

0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:37.280
<v Speaker 2>has it. But the more I start talking to bitches,

0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 2>the more I'm like, oh, you might be normal like you,

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.120
<v Speaker 2>you might be normal, and I might not be normal.

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Because in my head, I am realizing this as self

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 2>aware as I am, I have this weird thing where

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:56.400
<v Speaker 2>I meet somebody, especially if it's in our like like

0:33:56.600 --> 0:33:59.920
<v Speaker 2>community circle, that I assume we have this not only

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:04.000
<v Speaker 2>we have the same beliefs like morally about music, about art, whatever,

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:09.080
<v Speaker 2>but we all have the same brain chemistry for some reason.

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:11.439
<v Speaker 2>And I think I only had that delusion because all

0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:14.319
<v Speaker 2>of us in our main friend group other than like

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:16.400
<v Speaker 2>a given like to me is Zamar. I feel like

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Zamar is like pretty like well like chemistry. Bout that's

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:23.239
<v Speaker 2>like the only person in our friend group who I

0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:26.920
<v Speaker 2>know like that, And everybody else has their issues, like

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:30.680
<v Speaker 2>has their struggles mentally, so I just assume, yeah, everybody's

0:34:30.760 --> 0:34:33.359
<v Speaker 2>going through it. But then I just recently have been

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 2>like counting up with people since I've been out of

0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:38.240
<v Speaker 2>town so long, having lunch with them, and then like saying,

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 2>my dark shit that to me isn't dark. I'm like,

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 2>this is like the usual, and I can see in

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:44.120
<v Speaker 2>their face that they're like.

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I just had the same realization because I got

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:51.080
<v Speaker 1>on this medication that actually has helped with anxiety, and

0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 1>like two months have gone by and I'm just like,

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 1>oh shit, I feel like I got red pilled. And

0:34:56.840 --> 0:35:00.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, that's why people react to things, because

0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:01.239
<v Speaker 1>they're not insane.

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:05.520
<v Speaker 2>No, literally, I'm just oh wow, it's such.

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:07.320
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm the most normal person.

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 2>And you just said that your favorite part about hanging

0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:12.359
<v Speaker 2>out with people is that you don't have to sue.

0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:15.799
<v Speaker 1>Do you download the KFC PDFs every quarter?

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's crazy. I have like a whole holder on

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 3>my phone of all of.

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:22.560
<v Speaker 2>The fast food We're gonna find out that Drew has

0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 2>a whole separate email jes destined to all his favorite

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 2>fast food chains so they can email him about new products.

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:32.040
<v Speaker 3>I love fast food. I think it's better than sliced bread.

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:34.800
<v Speaker 3>The best thing that happens in sliced bread. It is

0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:35.440
<v Speaker 3>fast food.

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:37.840
<v Speaker 2>I okay, I will say I hate win a bitch.

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 2>It's like that thing is like little Caesars is so

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:42.200
<v Speaker 2>good when you don't have a bitch in.

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Your real Those little caesar are like those stuffers or

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 3>whatever the fuck they're called. The puffs are so fucking good,

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:55.399
<v Speaker 3>y'all are so good. The hype is actually real? What

0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:56.200
<v Speaker 3>this like?

0:35:56.239 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Why do we have only the light on? Like I

0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's like something about this is pair. But

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 2>I hate when a bitch is like, oh my god,

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:07.040
<v Speaker 2>fast food is like so bad for you, but then

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:09.600
<v Speaker 2>they go and get basically the same shit from a restaurant,

0:36:09.640 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Like you're going to get in like a chicken sandwich

0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 2>from my from fucking Great White. Anyway, you're still having

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 2>a chicken sandwich except mine only took ten minutes to

0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:18.600
<v Speaker 2>get here.

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:20.719
<v Speaker 1>In your stump. Food is so bad for you. I'm

0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:23.799
<v Speaker 1>forty sure I eat it. I'm like, no, this is bad.

0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:24.920
<v Speaker 1>I know this is bad for you.

0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Nor No. Literally, it's like acutane dies your bones, neon.

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:34.960
<v Speaker 3>I literally have that written down to talk about it.

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:37.959
<v Speaker 3>There's no way out fixed. Like I don't wonder, Yes, dude,

0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:41.920
<v Speaker 3>people like their bones like turn neon when they take acutane. Like,

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:43.759
<v Speaker 3>and I remember when I was younger, I wanted to

0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:46.080
<v Speaker 3>be on accutane so fucking bad. Not because I had

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:49.399
<v Speaker 3>bad acne, but because I literally was, like I want

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:51.360
<v Speaker 3>to say, I was on acutane, Like.

0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:52.440
<v Speaker 1>What have the trauma?

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh weird?

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know it like causes really gnarly issues with

0:36:57.040 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 3>people's brain chemistry. So if you're on acutane, it'll get better, babe,

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:04.760
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't know, like what, Like I'm being brutally

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:07.320
<v Speaker 3>honest with y'all, and like I'm just getting shut fucking

0:37:07.400 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 3>down constantly.

0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:11.680
<v Speaker 2>You're weird as fuck. I'm really trying to find like

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 2>us reacting to Chris Rock.

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:18.399
<v Speaker 3>Chris Rock, what the fuck is wrong with us? We're

0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:19.719
<v Speaker 3>level three brain rot.

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel like my brain is like pretty useful though.

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I literally read two books in a week.

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Hello, she's brought this up. This is the eighth time,

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 3>and I'm.

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Actually so proud of it. But it is because I

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:33.879
<v Speaker 2>was so sad.

0:37:34.000 --> 0:37:35.040
<v Speaker 1>That's a huge accomplishment.

0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:37.160
<v Speaker 2>And now now that I'm like not as sad as

0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I was two weeks ago, that's never happening again. Like

0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:44.839
<v Speaker 2>books are for sad people. Like, let's be honest, the

0:37:44.840 --> 0:37:47.560
<v Speaker 2>most I read is when I'm sadisfuck and my phone

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 2>isn't giving me dopamine. It's I have to light my

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:52.799
<v Speaker 2>bedside candle and just sit there and read so I

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 2>can disappear and then fall asleep faster. And when I'm happy,

0:37:57.480 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I'll use my phone for eighteen hours. Actually, my screen

0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 2>time has gone way down in the past week, so

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:05.440
<v Speaker 2>period no more, No more twenty hours for me.

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:14.359
<v Speaker 3>You ate, well, Okay, that sounded sarcastic, but you did eat.

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't feel like.

0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:19.440
<v Speaker 2>I actually feel like I'm starving now. But I didn't

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:20.880
<v Speaker 2>find that picture, but I found this.

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 3>Someone made a shrine of me in their bathroom at school.

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I saw that.

0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 3>It happened like months ago, and I can't find the

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 3>video right now. But literally one of the craziest shit

0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:49.560
<v Speaker 3>things I've ever seen. Like you're damaged, but I love you.

0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Where is it? Oh? Is this it?

0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:53.279
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:54.160
<v Speaker 3>That's just me cool?

0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Is that in? Like we're in America. That's what freaks

0:38:56.719 --> 0:38:58.920
<v Speaker 2>me out. Some of y'all are in parts of America

0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 2>that I don't know, and there's it's so big here,

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Like I hate that. Like some of y'all are in

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:09.279
<v Speaker 2>places that I will never even get close to. That

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 2>freaks me out. There's too many of us.

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:14.399
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're literally going to Nebraska and like.

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh Maha, two days Lincoln Nebraska.

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 3>We're going to Lincoln, Nebraska in literally forty eight hours.

0:39:20.280 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 2>The airlines is so cunty. Because I got an email

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.680
<v Speaker 2>that was like, get ready for your big trip to Lincoln.

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:28.319
<v Speaker 2>I was like, girl, you know, damn well, nobody it's

0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:29.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking excited to go to Lincoln, Nebraska.

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm excited to go to Lincoln, Nebraska.

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:33.800
<v Speaker 2>I just hate that it's cold.

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:35.400
<v Speaker 3>Like I thought about, how, oh is it cold?

0:39:35.880 --> 0:39:38.840
<v Speaker 2>It's it's like colder than like now we're getting the

0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:41.359
<v Speaker 2>good weather here, and that's what's fizzing me off because

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I have to go do that other trip to the

0:39:43.200 --> 0:39:45.440
<v Speaker 2>cold place for like a week and a half and

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.880
<v Speaker 2>it's not good here. The cold the cold place.

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:53.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Lincoln Nebraska is gonna be fucking movie fuck fucked up?

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Is I actually do? My favorite part about the college

0:39:56.239 --> 0:39:58.640
<v Speaker 2>shows obviously is the show itself because I love seeing

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 2>your faces. My favorite part, No, I actually do love it.

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:08.200
<v Speaker 2>It's fun. But my favorite part is getting to be

0:40:08.239 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 2>back in a hotel room Withdrew, which is where our

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 2>friendship started, like that where we first started yang clubs.

0:40:13.920 --> 0:40:16.719
<v Speaker 2>So we literally always get to the hotel, we order

0:40:16.840 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 2>some shitty fucking food, we get a bunch of snacks.

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I get high as fuck, and then we sit around

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:25.359
<v Speaker 2>and kick our feet and giggle for like, and we're

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 2>getting there early so we can start our sleigh early

0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 2>because we're not going out.

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:35.040
<v Speaker 3>We never go out, but I'll never forget. Like one

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 3>of the like first memories I have being together in

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:40.520
<v Speaker 3>a hotel room is like us playing with your fucking

0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 3>tampons and pads and like throwing them at the bathroom

0:40:44.200 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 3>windows because.

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:47.840
<v Speaker 2>We One of our first times like hanging out just

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:50.840
<v Speaker 2>us was it was on press play. We were in

0:40:50.880 --> 0:40:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Colorado and our scary manager gave us at a bles

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:57.560
<v Speaker 2>and I had never gotten high before, Like I had

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 2>never gotten highers. Yeah, we were mind nurse. I had

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:03.480
<v Speaker 2>never gotten high before. I never smoked, never done anything.

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 2>Like I was barely starting to drink, which is such

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 2>funny thing to say about, like a seventeen year old.

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:09.919
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was barely even drinking at the time,

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 2>but I was he was. He was barely giving me

0:41:15.480 --> 0:41:19.200
<v Speaker 2>any painkillers at that time, but we took edibles and

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 2>we got high. And I have videos of Drew like

0:41:21.840 --> 0:41:24.959
<v Speaker 2>we both got high and Drew kept being like where

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:27.480
<v Speaker 2>am I? Where am I? Like just like jokingly being like,

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:32.399
<v Speaker 2>my head it a joke, Like I feel like part

0:41:32.400 --> 0:41:34.680
<v Speaker 2>of it was you being real because here it's you.

0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 2>And I have a video of Drew cirl about to

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:38.920
<v Speaker 2>find it because it's somewhere deep in one of my phones.

0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:40.880
<v Speaker 2>But to be like, I'm in my head, I'm in

0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:43.799
<v Speaker 2>my head, my head in here, yeah, And I have

0:41:43.920 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 2>videos of you throwing the tampons and pads at the window.

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:48.000
<v Speaker 3>And then there was like a heat lamp in the

0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:50.759
<v Speaker 3>bathroom and you just like literally thought she was being

0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:53.600
<v Speaker 3>cooked alive, like she was so scared heat.

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:55.359
<v Speaker 2>I think I've said that, but I'm going to say

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 2>anyway in case and nobody knows it. But I went

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:00.799
<v Speaker 2>back to my room and it was collar so it

0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:04.120
<v Speaker 2>was very cold. I'm from Miami. I didn't I never

0:42:04.320 --> 0:42:09.360
<v Speaker 2>even thought. I never could have imagine the technological advance

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:13.239
<v Speaker 2>a red light bulb, a light bulb that heats up

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 2>like on purpose. So I was in the bathroom about

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:20.200
<v Speaker 2>to shower brushing my teeth, and I felt myself burning.

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:21.439
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, the weed is making

0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:23.920
<v Speaker 2>me burn, Like it's burning my skin. My flesh is burning.

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 2>And I got in the shower thinking like, oh, like

0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 2>it'll cool me down. But there was a bigger heat

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:31.200
<v Speaker 2>lamp in the shower and I was literally burning alive.

0:42:31.239 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 2>And I was so scared and high that I got

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:35.520
<v Speaker 2>out of the shower covered in soap and fucking like

0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:38.120
<v Speaker 2>stopped and dropped and rolled in my bed and went

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:44.000
<v Speaker 2>to sleep. And I was dying that I woke up

0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 2>the next morning and I'd sit in the bathroom. I

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:49.279
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, it's the light bulb. And

0:42:49.280 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even tell you that for like years.

0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:54.560
<v Speaker 3>It was years after And that was in my like

0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:56.800
<v Speaker 3>letting it crust over arc where I wouldn't wipe my

0:42:56.800 --> 0:42:59.200
<v Speaker 3>ass for like months at a time, and it was

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:01.400
<v Speaker 3>just like flake off in the bed, like a perfect

0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:01.960
<v Speaker 3>little ring.

0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:05.080
<v Speaker 1>It was like a reptile.

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:10.360
<v Speaker 3>That is so gross, y'all didn't do that. You know,

0:43:10.400 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 3>a girl's genuinely bad because you wipe in.

0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Your ass, You're so stupid.

0:43:17.600 --> 0:43:20.719
<v Speaker 3>That's very open, changing your underwear every day.

0:43:20.800 --> 0:43:23.279
<v Speaker 2>You're letting your crust over Zoonica Burger's somebody was like

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 2>their fascination with cocoa montrees will like never fail to

0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:29.840
<v Speaker 2>amaze me, y'all. You know her lore.

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Made you gotta look into cocoa mon trees. Like there's

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:37.439
<v Speaker 3>specifically one moment that changed, literally, I'm not exaggerating change

0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 3>the trajectory of our lives. And I will die on

0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:41.839
<v Speaker 3>that hill. Like it brought us closer in a way

0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:43.440
<v Speaker 3>that like I can't even.

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Begin to the beginning of, like our relationship with jokes.

0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:50.400
<v Speaker 2>I think that's where it started, is we started watching

0:43:50.480 --> 0:43:51.880
<v Speaker 2>RuPaul's Rupples.

0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:58.719
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy behind it is so fucked up, Like it's

0:43:58.760 --> 0:44:01.080
<v Speaker 3>so fucked up because like it wasn't supposed to happen,

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:02.839
<v Speaker 3>but it did, and I'm so glad it did. But

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 3>she probably would have like gone deep because she's.

0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Good at She was supposed to uh lip sync and

0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:10.879
<v Speaker 2>dance to a Janet Jackson song and they couldn't get

0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:13.160
<v Speaker 2>the licensing for it, so instead she danced to like

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:16.680
<v Speaker 2>a nineteen thirties ass beat, like you, literally, baby, do

0:44:16.760 --> 0:44:17.399
<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm doing?

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:20.400
<v Speaker 3>I look it up. It's crazy. It's crazy.

0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:24.040
<v Speaker 2>Poco Montrees All Stars season two dance it was.

0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:26.799
<v Speaker 3>Like the talent show portion of and it's literally the

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:29.400
<v Speaker 3>greatest season of Drag Race ever, like Season two All

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:30.759
<v Speaker 3>Stars Season five.

0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:34.359
<v Speaker 2>That was thank it for that royalty free ass music

0:44:34.400 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 2>to dance to.

0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:39.399
<v Speaker 3>Instead I'll I'll it.

0:44:39.560 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I decided to step out of my box.

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:44.239
<v Speaker 3>Just the choices choices.

0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Also this part, I really hope it works out like.

0:44:49.680 --> 0:44:52.240
<v Speaker 3>I love it. And she's off beat when she rolls

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:55.960
<v Speaker 3>the hat choices Is this.

0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:56.479
<v Speaker 1>The right one?

0:44:56.840 --> 0:44:57.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 2>All I know I'm.

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Seeing the hat yet, so it comes that there it is.

0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:13.799
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even have to see it to know this ship.

0:45:17.480 --> 0:45:19.400
<v Speaker 1>So I'm doing that with a hat. Will always be.

0:45:24.600 --> 0:45:26.799
<v Speaker 3>Like, oh my god, that's that's my Halloween calls.

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 2>You'll be that and I'll be detox. It's super personic.

0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:38.040
<v Speaker 3>It's supersonic, like best best show ever.

0:45:38.520 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Best. However, I want another episode. I can't believe we

0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:42.279
<v Speaker 2>have to wait, like.

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Fordne Okay, Wow, that was good. That was good for me.

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Good laugh. Okay, guys, I actually think I'm over Fortnite.

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:54.640
<v Speaker 3>You have not been playing at all.

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:58.719
<v Speaker 2>The new season is too much like damn, y'all took

0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 2>a too much pill. Like it's literally too much.

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 3>Like so much even also like what's fucked up? As

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 3>I got on, and I'm not even kidding. It was

0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:08.360
<v Speaker 3>purely an accident because all you have to do is

0:46:08.400 --> 0:46:10.799
<v Speaker 3>click one fucking button. And I was looking at the

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:13.800
<v Speaker 3>Battle Pass and I accidentally bought the stupid fucking Battle Pass.

0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:17.360
<v Speaker 3>Of all the stupid, like dumb characters that I don't

0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:18.680
<v Speaker 3>care about at all.

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 2>There is what's her name from Avatar though?

0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:28.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh really Katara is her name? Oh guitar. But anyways,

0:46:28.160 --> 0:46:29.440
<v Speaker 3>I bought the battle Pass and I was like, oh,

0:46:29.480 --> 0:46:32.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm not even gonna fret because like, you can refund

0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:35.640
<v Speaker 3>shit on Fortnite, and I went, you can't. You can't

0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:38.080
<v Speaker 3>refund the stupid battle pass and it's the worst thing ever.

0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 3>So I literally wasted.

0:46:39.080 --> 0:46:42.840
<v Speaker 2>That's the annoying part is I usually get my trust

0:46:42.880 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 2>and believe I get my Battle pass ran through very quickly.

0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Did you buy it this season?

0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I have it on auto pay?

0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, dude. Andy's a Fortnite member. She's she

0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 3>pays fifteen bucks a month, so.

0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:59.080
<v Speaker 2>I get the battle pass and crew pack. Hello, at

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:02.400
<v Speaker 2>least I think that's what it's. You're deranged, y'all are

0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:05.080
<v Speaker 2>jealous you're jealous. I actually, you know what's worse is

0:47:05.120 --> 0:47:07.319
<v Speaker 2>I think I don't know what it means. I think

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I might be paying for Battle Pass and Crew Pack separately.

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:14.719
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I think that's what it means. Okay, but yeah,

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:17.680
<v Speaker 3>and ya, it hasn't been playing Fortnite at all. We

0:47:17.760 --> 0:47:19.839
<v Speaker 3>tried to play the other day and got absolutely shit

0:47:19.920 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 3>on destroyed and it was just like not fun at all,

0:47:22.560 --> 0:47:25.080
<v Speaker 3>and like, I'm not gonna play shit that isn't fun,

0:47:25.200 --> 0:47:27.040
<v Speaker 3>Like that's me. I'm not gonna like try to force

0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:27.919
<v Speaker 3>having fun.

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:31.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Yeah, actually guys, not to to my own horn

0:47:31.320 --> 0:47:34.640
<v Speaker 2>or too epic games horn. But Crew Pass was lit

0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:36.320
<v Speaker 2>because I got my Crew Pack and I got my

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Battle Pass and I get Vibut.

0:47:38.239 --> 0:47:42.680
<v Speaker 3>The cool thing about the Battle Pass though, is that

0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:45.520
<v Speaker 3>once you complete it, you get the V bucks you

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:48.960
<v Speaker 3>spent on it back plus some. But I'm not finishing

0:47:48.960 --> 0:47:51.120
<v Speaker 3>that stupid Battle Pass because the season fucking sucks.

0:47:51.440 --> 0:47:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this season. It's also like there's too many moving

0:47:55.000 --> 0:47:57.120
<v Speaker 2>parts that it's extremely hard. But I did get a

0:47:57.120 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 2>win with Josie and I had fifteen kills and that

0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 2>did do something to me. But it's too hard. It's

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:06.800
<v Speaker 2>like not enjoyable. Fuck the wings, fucked the lightning bolts

0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:08.719
<v Speaker 2>like it's annoying, and I just find myself.

0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Playing like wings like I want chicken nuggets.

0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:16.319
<v Speaker 2>But I did have a crazy experience. I forgot what

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 2>I was watching.

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:17.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 2>I was showing Josh and Lucas my favorite streamer prospering.

0:48:22.800 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 2>He is the goat. He is literally the best. He's

0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:29.359
<v Speaker 2>the best streamer ever. He is so good, he already

0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:31.239
<v Speaker 2>got I don't think he's cheating because that's my king.

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 2>And also he shows his accuracy and he'll have like

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 2>thirty nine percent accuracy, So I'm like, would a cheeter

0:48:37.520 --> 0:48:40.759
<v Speaker 2>miss so many shots? I don't think though, But he

0:48:40.880 --> 0:48:43.440
<v Speaker 2>already got a forty kill, a forty one kill. Let

0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:45.399
<v Speaker 2>me put some respect on his hi forty one kill

0:48:45.480 --> 0:48:49.160
<v Speaker 2>win this season. But I was showing him to Josh

0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:52.200
<v Speaker 2>and uh Lucas, and he has all these sayings that

0:48:52.239 --> 0:48:54.239
<v Speaker 2>are like really sweet to me, like he'll be like

0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:57.640
<v Speaker 2>squad what like, and he's so monotone. I literally love him.

0:48:58.000 --> 0:49:00.560
<v Speaker 2>But I was showing his videos to Josh and Lucas

0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:03.320
<v Speaker 2>and it was an older video where he was landing

0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 2>an old map, and I had like the most visceral feeling.

0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Like it was like if somebody showed me a video

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:10.719
<v Speaker 2>of where I grew up in Miami, Like I had

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:12.319
<v Speaker 2>the same feeling. I was like, I've been there, I've

0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:14.839
<v Speaker 2>spent my summer there. I have literally spent the summer there.

0:49:14.920 --> 0:49:17.879
<v Speaker 3>That's literally why people lost their mind at the OG map,

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 3>because that's the feeling like everybody got when it was

0:49:20.640 --> 0:49:22.680
<v Speaker 3>like being teased, it was like, oh my god, like

0:49:22.719 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 3>I've been back.

0:49:24.040 --> 0:49:26.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have enough time with OG fortnite. I feel

0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:29.080
<v Speaker 1>like they could have done that for another like three months.

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:31.799
<v Speaker 2>I think they have like a full map of jess OG.

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:33.399
<v Speaker 3>Now, yeah, they're bringing it back.

0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:35.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're going to have it like how there's like

0:49:35.440 --> 0:49:37.800
<v Speaker 2>zero bill ranked and everything. They're gonna have just OG.

0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah so you wish.

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm drinking.

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:45.120
<v Speaker 3>So the last thing I want to talk about, okay

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:47.400
<v Speaker 3>is it's.

0:49:47.239 --> 0:49:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Literally it's not the last thing you talk about. We're

0:49:49.080 --> 0:49:49.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna have another episode.

0:49:50.000 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh Church or Churche is Facebook ai it has gotten

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:59.799
<v Speaker 3>out of control, Like the metaverse. No, like people so

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:03.239
<v Speaker 3>on Facebook, they like, I can't believe I showed you

0:50:03.280 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 3>that was like my favorite one. But basically on Facebook

0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 3>people make these AI bot accounts that just like shit

0:50:11.400 --> 0:50:16.080
<v Speaker 3>post AI generated photos and it like collects data, gets

0:50:16.239 --> 0:50:20.400
<v Speaker 3>likes and views, and like it's just like it's basically

0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:22.759
<v Speaker 3>to make old people fall for this trap, and it'll

0:50:22.760 --> 0:50:25.200
<v Speaker 3>be like a picture of Jesus like saving a woman,

0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:27.560
<v Speaker 3>and like people will be like amen, and like we'll

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:30.239
<v Speaker 3>just like love it. Well, these AI bots, like I

0:50:30.239 --> 0:50:32.280
<v Speaker 3>don't know how they do it, but they like track

0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:37.239
<v Speaker 3>the likes on like the like what is it called

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:41.080
<v Speaker 3>when you put it into the AI like the topic. Yeah,

0:50:41.120 --> 0:50:44.000
<v Speaker 3>they like track the prompts that they put in and

0:50:44.719 --> 0:50:46.920
<v Speaker 3>track like the like level to the prompt and then

0:50:46.920 --> 0:50:50.200
<v Speaker 3>they start like generating images based on like the amount

0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:52.320
<v Speaker 3>of likes. I mean they post, like I'm not exaggerating,

0:50:52.360 --> 0:50:56.000
<v Speaker 3>three hundred AI generated photos a day on Facebook and

0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:58.680
<v Speaker 3>like it is to the point where it's become so

0:50:58.920 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 3>convoluted and see and it's like literally the funniest shit

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:06.440
<v Speaker 3>I've ever seen. So this one on love God and

0:51:06.480 --> 0:51:09.319
<v Speaker 3>God loves you. Made it with my own hands, thanks

0:51:09.320 --> 0:51:14.000
<v Speaker 3>to everyone who appreciates this, and basically like it it's

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 3>just like gotten so lost that like they saw like

0:51:16.640 --> 0:51:19.560
<v Speaker 3>beach and like people like beach photos and they like

0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:21.839
<v Speaker 3>Jesus photos. So they combine the two and then it

0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:24.799
<v Speaker 3>just like runs it through over and over again until

0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:27.680
<v Speaker 3>it becomes like a monster of itself, Like.

0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:30.440
<v Speaker 2>What the one I thought it was laying down when

0:51:30.480 --> 0:51:32.080
<v Speaker 2>I first saw it on your phone.

0:51:32.160 --> 0:51:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:37.759
<v Speaker 3>And then like they have somewhere like so this is

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 3>like the prompt that like God gets a bunch of likes,

0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:43.440
<v Speaker 3>like building Jesus out of sight. Yeah, and like it

0:51:43.480 --> 0:51:46.600
<v Speaker 3>gets hundreds of likes and it's the funniest shit ever.

0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 2>And then the person looks really real in that this.

0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:53.080
<v Speaker 3>Is another prompt that they have is like they love

0:51:53.280 --> 0:51:56.200
<v Speaker 3>planes for some reason, and like Stewardess I guess like

0:51:56.320 --> 0:52:00.120
<v Speaker 3>old men like women that like yeah yeah, literally, so

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:03.319
<v Speaker 3>they like have Jesus. That's what I'm saying. They have

0:52:03.480 --> 0:52:08.120
<v Speaker 3>like Jesus holding a plain Stewardess that's being attacked by

0:52:08.200 --> 0:52:11.560
<v Speaker 3>fucking sharks, like flying through the air, Like it's crazy,

0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:12.000
<v Speaker 3>how like.

0:52:12.480 --> 0:52:16.160
<v Speaker 2>This one's insane?

0:52:17.200 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that Jesus?

0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:24.040
<v Speaker 2>It's Jesus caring Rosalia. Then it gets like sharks that's her,

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:25.399
<v Speaker 2>that's her coachell is up.

0:52:25.560 --> 0:52:28.200
<v Speaker 3>Then there's like the Jesus. That's what I'm saying. I

0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:30.440
<v Speaker 3>was like oh, I need to like have like a

0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 3>I like make me promis and then I painted. But

0:52:34.400 --> 0:52:38.520
<v Speaker 3>this one is like insane and all of the comments

0:52:38.560 --> 0:52:41.440
<v Speaker 3>are like wow, like he's so creative, like amen, like

0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:48.400
<v Speaker 3>we need to say they there, they think the kid

0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:53.360
<v Speaker 3>built this, like they think the kid built it. Like

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:56.399
<v Speaker 3>all of the comments are like he built that, Like Oh,

0:52:56.440 --> 0:52:58.440
<v Speaker 3>God's good. God is good.

0:52:58.840 --> 0:53:00.799
<v Speaker 2>Help follow all mothers.

0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:05.000
<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying TV. It's gotten so long.

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 2>That one's awesome. What does the single mothers thing have

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:11.760
<v Speaker 2>to do with anything?

0:53:12.160 --> 0:53:19.319
<v Speaker 3>I guess people just like single moms.

0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:20.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's the next level down. Though in that

0:53:20.600 --> 0:53:22.920
<v Speaker 1>that I saw is that all of the all of

0:53:22.960 --> 0:53:27.560
<v Speaker 1>the accounts that are commenting is also AI that's viewing

0:53:27.640 --> 0:53:32.000
<v Speaker 1>that thing. Yeah. Yeah, so I feel like I saw

0:53:32.040 --> 0:53:35.760
<v Speaker 1>something about that where it was like exponentially the activity

0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 1>on Facebook is all just like AI like generated and

0:53:38.120 --> 0:53:42.040
<v Speaker 1>AI responses that's feeding into it. And I remember it

0:53:42.080 --> 0:53:44.600
<v Speaker 1>was like episode one hundred where we were talking about

0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:49.560
<v Speaker 1>like content being over, like we're like we made some

0:53:49.640 --> 0:53:51.440
<v Speaker 1>call of like oh, like we're about to enter like

0:53:51.440 --> 0:53:54.400
<v Speaker 1>the post content era, and it literally feels Yeah.

0:53:54.920 --> 0:53:57.239
<v Speaker 2>It's like York made all the sounds she could make

0:53:57.640 --> 0:53:59.880
<v Speaker 2>like we've done, We're done making sounds musical.

0:54:00.440 --> 0:54:04.719
<v Speaker 3>We're taking so over. But yeah, then I started thinking

0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:08.200
<v Speaker 3>about dead internet theory and if you go into like

0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:15.319
<v Speaker 3>a whipping Bird, if you go into a twitch chat,

0:54:15.360 --> 0:54:18.719
<v Speaker 3>that is proof of dead internet theory. That's all I'll

0:54:18.760 --> 0:54:22.040
<v Speaker 3>say there. But the last thing.

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:23.919
<v Speaker 2>That's like, if you go into my twitch chat, it's

0:54:23.920 --> 0:54:27.279
<v Speaker 2>like so overloaded that it's going on be real.

0:54:27.800 --> 0:54:31.040
<v Speaker 3>The last thing I'll talk about is, Okay, so Kai

0:54:31.400 --> 0:54:33.879
<v Speaker 3>drives the Prius and I saw it on.

0:54:33.840 --> 0:54:35.480
<v Speaker 2>The would you say that to him?

0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:37.920
<v Speaker 3>It's this just a fact. Well, I saw it on

0:54:38.480 --> 0:54:40.920
<v Speaker 3>the stree the other day, me.

0:54:40.920 --> 0:54:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Without a car or a license. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

0:54:43.440 --> 0:54:45.440
<v Speaker 3>I saw it on the street the other day and

0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:48.160
<v Speaker 3>I just got like so riled up and horny. And

0:54:48.160 --> 0:54:50.120
<v Speaker 3>then I took a picture of after I left it,

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:55.480
<v Speaker 3>and I left his car like this it though you

0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 3>don't want to know.

0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:00.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this ship actually took me a lot long time

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:00.960
<v Speaker 1>to clean up.

0:55:01.320 --> 0:55:05.080
<v Speaker 3>And no, the story behind this is even fucking crazier.

0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:08.400
<v Speaker 3>So there was like this semi truck carrying hagfish and

0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:10.320
<v Speaker 3>they make like a bunch of slime and it opened

0:55:10.400 --> 0:55:13.880
<v Speaker 3>up and just destroyed like twenty cars. Like it sprayed

0:55:13.920 --> 0:55:22.520
<v Speaker 3>like juice, like all over it literally literally literally Okay.

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:25.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, they're kind of cute, but like I have.

0:55:25.440 --> 0:55:28.200
<v Speaker 1>A I have a note to bring up. It's that

0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Drew is a male.

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<v Speaker 3>Pog I'm Pogers as fuck. No, I'm Pogers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I meant p a w G.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck did you just call me?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it fat ass white girl?

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<v Speaker 2>See?

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<v Speaker 3>I just think it's like, no, it sounds like a

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<v Speaker 3>homophobic slur.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, wow, No, I was complimenting you and your

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<v Speaker 1>perfect body.

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<v Speaker 3>But pagers foggers in the chair at.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, never mind that that kind of backfired.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just shouldn't say.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy has been playing with spinach Bob. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>It's multi multi faceted, like it's literally a great thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that it's called spinach fall.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's like thought of spinach fun I don't remember

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<v Speaker 3>we were in the back of the car. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's Josiah. I think Josiah came up with sponge Bob

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<v Speaker 3>is so funny, it's annoying. Okay, let's do SIA.

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<v Speaker 2>Media of the Week. All I've been watching is re

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Struggers, Like, I'm not kidding. I finished Love is

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<v Speaker 2>Blind and I was watching.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, the Love is Blind reunion was crazy. I

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<v Speaker 3>want to do like a Love is Blind show, like

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<v Speaker 3>you want to be on one? Yeah? Like, and I

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<v Speaker 3>want to no, no, no, I want to do like

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<v Speaker 3>a podcast breaking it down after because I see things

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<v Speaker 3>other people don't see, and I want to start the conversations. No,

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<v Speaker 3>Love is Blind is lit as fuck, and the reunion

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<v Speaker 3>episode was insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my media of the week. One of the songs

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<v Speaker 2>does come from Ruple's Drag Race and it's dim All

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<v Speaker 2>the Lights by Donna Summer. That song is so fucking good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Shame by the Spinners. And Don't Want to

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<v Speaker 2>break Up Again by Arianka Grandi. That's like the literally

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<v Speaker 2>three songs I've been listening to.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, my media is sold out by Young Lean and

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<v Speaker 3>Blade because they say Drew in it a bunch of times,

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<v Speaker 3>which is creaty. They literally say Drew in it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>actually crazy. Then they say druth and shit too. And

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<v Speaker 3>that's the only song I'm giving y'all. Okay, Drew, We've

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<v Speaker 3>moved media before.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew slab Corner to make them listen to media.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Potheads will tell you that they function

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<v Speaker 3>better when they're high, and then sit in silence with

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<v Speaker 3>their mouth open, drooling for two hours. I know a

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<v Speaker 3>few people motherfuckers will slam Heroine, but tell the Wendy's

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<v Speaker 3>Drive Through Lady. No Tomato, that's good. Those are from

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<v Speaker 3>Kylie gay Son or Deadly Panera lemonade. Okay, damn, fuck

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<v Speaker 3>y'all that one that killed No people love it. People

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<v Speaker 3>love it. I'm telling you right now. Wait, what is

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<v Speaker 3>this one? I'm sorry, Oh, this one's fucking crazy. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sorry for doing this, and I usually don't ask for

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<v Speaker 3>a lot, but can someone please eat my pea word

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<v Speaker 3>like a dehydrated orangutang locked in a room with only

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<v Speaker 3>a water bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, giving a blow equivalent to when I said

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<v Speaker 2>that I the thing about the submarine guy that.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally that was Greer that submitted that one. Really yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>not like Green or Green, but somebody with their names

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<v Speaker 3>career giving a blowjob at a funeral. Call that top

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<v Speaker 3>of the morning. Think about it morning, okay, jewels, shout

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<v Speaker 3>out man, Fuck y'all, bro, I'm never.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing the first two were really, really good. The first

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<v Speaker 2>two were really really good. They were you.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget about the big laughs that the first two gotten.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I repeated your boba joke yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I've said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Boba is really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Boba, Boba boba.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I almost just said something.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that was the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks guys for watching the fuck out of my face. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>not enough thirst dropped to me recently. Do I need

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<v Speaker 2>to post four pictures or what?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like flopping like? Or am I flopping?

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<v Speaker 3>We might be in our like two week flop arc.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's like kind of the vibe right now.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get it going. I want no. I guess I

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<v Speaker 2>need more con ton of me out there. Dammit, Double

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<v Speaker 2>post a few i G stories this week. Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get you the content you need. M