WEBVTT - Thinking Sideways: What is the Mapinguari?

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk to you then bye. Hey there, and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another episode of Thinking Sideways. I am Steve as

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<v Speaker 1>always joined by Devine, and once again we've got a

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<v Speaker 1>mysterious story for you. Yeah, this is creepy. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>creepy cryptid Yeah, this one that this oh what is

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<v Speaker 1>the WrestleMania that you smell? But I'm cooking. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna work in this episode, because this is a

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<v Speaker 1>stinky critter. I also have no idea what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, it was twelve when I watched WrestleMania, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a long time that the appropriate rates here

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<v Speaker 1>all of the angry email. Well, this week we are

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about a cryptid, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about a cryptod that I think a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people have probably not heard of before. No different, noman, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the mocking waw mopping. I'm gonna probably mispronounce it

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<v Speaker 1>every time I say, well, I'm just going to really

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<v Speaker 1>creatively avoid even saying at once. Okay, Well, the mopping

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<v Speaker 1>Wari is a creature that is said to live in

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<v Speaker 1>the Amazon Rainforest, mostly in the northern part of South America,

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<v Speaker 1>so Brazil, Peru, Colombia, Bolivia, kind of that general tom

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<v Speaker 1>portion of the that continent. If that confuses you when

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<v Speaker 1>you look at the map, it's a fat part, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's South America. Was a drumstick that would be the

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<v Speaker 1>part with the meat, yes, yes, the part part, not

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<v Speaker 1>the sticky part. Yes. Uh So the locals in that

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<v Speaker 1>area have been telling each other stories for generations about

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<v Speaker 1>this creature, and when the Europeans came to South America,

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<v Speaker 1>they very happily told them about the mopping Wari as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's this is a different creater. So let's just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of start at the beginning. Let's start with what

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<v Speaker 1>does it look like? I just want to sidetrack immediately

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<v Speaker 1>and tell you that my favorite thing about this part

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<v Speaker 1>of the world is that there are literally so many

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<v Speaker 1>different species of things that we genuinely have not discovered yet,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the idea of cryptids and things like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I just love. And I also extra love when the

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<v Speaker 1>white people came down there and the natives were like, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the thing we know. They were like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not like anything I've ever sat heard. Absolutely, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>fake thing. What stop pulling my leg? There's nothing in

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<v Speaker 1>my pocket? Yeah no, I I so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I immediately love the story immediately. Well okay, I feel validated,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Okay. Well, let's uh, let's just like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>start with the beginning, which is what is the mopping

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<v Speaker 1>Oar look like. I just want to say I like

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<v Speaker 1>the story too good. Well, you know, it's okay. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a it's a gradia. It's graduated scale. As

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<v Speaker 1>long as we all kind of like it, we're okay. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Typically our creature is described as traveling around on four legs,

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<v Speaker 1>but it has been said to stand when it's standing

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<v Speaker 1>on its rear legs, stands somewhere between seven to nine

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<v Speaker 1>ft tall. That converts to to to two and three

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<v Speaker 1>quarter meters. No, not short at all. We're not really

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<v Speaker 1>sharing what the creature weighs because nobody's ever found one,

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<v Speaker 1>so they can't ever get an accurate guess on its weight.

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<v Speaker 1>And to be honest, I mean, you know, really, when

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<v Speaker 1>all you can see is what it stands like in

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<v Speaker 1>the jungle, you're probably not too worried about its weight.

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<v Speaker 1>You're probably worried about oh my god, that's a big

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<v Speaker 1>giant from it actually running away by this point, even

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<v Speaker 1>looking at it anymore exactly. The skin of the bopping

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<v Speaker 1>Warrie is said to be super tough. It's described as

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<v Speaker 1>being so tough that it is impervious to both arrows

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<v Speaker 1>and bullets. This particular cryptod is covered in a very

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<v Speaker 1>thick coat of hair all over its entire body, and

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<v Speaker 1>that hair is sometimes described as like that. I have

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<v Speaker 1>you guys seen the photos of the tail of the

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<v Speaker 1>giant ant eaters. Yeah, yeah, and that hair looks I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's giant locks of hair, that's what. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>this creature is covered in that length of hair. Something

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<v Speaker 1>in that range that's fairly rare and wild animals and

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<v Speaker 1>it well depending well, okay, in high altitude animals, you

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<v Speaker 1>would expect that density of hair and the range forest.

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<v Speaker 1>But then again we gotta be careful of Okay, just

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<v Speaker 1>because the hair is long doesn't mean it's dead. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the length is the thing already. That's throwing

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<v Speaker 1>me off, because I would agree that, you know, high altitude,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd want dense, but you wouldn't want long because it

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<v Speaker 1>would catch all the snow and freeze and get clumpy.

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<v Speaker 1>You want dead short hair. So really, there's no good

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<v Speaker 1>reason for an animal to have long hair like that,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's pretty much always good for in almost any

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<v Speaker 1>pretty just pretty much just gonna get really awful and

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<v Speaker 1>hinder them. It's not good, and they have to be

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<v Speaker 1>sheered regularly. Does not always proceed in a rational manner.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people try to, you know, believe that

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<v Speaker 1>it does, but not necessarily. Yeah. Well, in the hair

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<v Speaker 1>on this particular creature, the coloring is debatable. Some people

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<v Speaker 1>will say that it is reddish in color. Others will

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<v Speaker 1>say that is more of a black colors. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have an exact and with cryptids it's always like this,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not really thrown off a lot of times

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<v Speaker 1>it matters on the lighting that people have, Truman or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe they're like people and they just have

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<v Speaker 1>different colored hair. Absolutely, absolutely, the most animals do. Yeahue

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<v Speaker 1>The hair though, apparently needs to be washed because the

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<v Speaker 1>mopping warri is a stinky, stinky, stinky critter. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it by accounts of locals, you know that it has

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<v Speaker 1>arrived by your nose sensing it before you actually see

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<v Speaker 1>or hear it show up. How do you know that

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<v Speaker 1>these are just like, you know, hippies? I really, I

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<v Speaker 1>was really thinking, man, it's just one of those seventies hippies.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I realized the story went way back. This

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<v Speaker 1>is where the hippies came from. The hippie the hippie

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<v Speaker 1>origins sounded. No, I don't think that's it, But I

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<v Speaker 1>do enjoy the stories that I've read from locals that

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the mopping Warri showing up and they're hiding,

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<v Speaker 1>and as it gets closed for the smell gets stronger

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<v Speaker 1>and stronger until it is so strong and overwhelms them

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<v Speaker 1>and they pass out. I'm just I find it really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it takes a really strong smell to make

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<v Speaker 1>somebody just pass out. It does, it does. And we'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the reasons of why that might quote unquote

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<v Speaker 1>be happening. But it would make sense to me if

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<v Speaker 1>they had long hair in the rainforest, if the sweat

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<v Speaker 1>that was coming off of them and then the general

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<v Speaker 1>stank of being dirty in general was all getting j yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, berries and stuff getting stuck in there, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, or sliding through it, you know it, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it just gets all stuck in the fur and

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<v Speaker 1>just forments, yep, yep, you don't want to get on

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<v Speaker 1>that slipping slide terrible. According to legend, the mopping Wari

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<v Speaker 1>has really really big claws on both its front and

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<v Speaker 1>its rear feet. And speaking of the feet, there is

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<v Speaker 1>something that is described about its rear feet that is

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<v Speaker 1>strange and it took me a while to sort out,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is that the description of its rear feet

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<v Speaker 1>typically says in the accounts that they were backward facing,

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<v Speaker 1>and initially I thought, well, that's weird. It's front feet

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<v Speaker 1>facing forward and its back feet are facing completely backwards.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make any sense. But what I started doing

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<v Speaker 1>some research. What I figured out is that there are

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<v Speaker 1>some animals that have really large claws, like let's say

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<v Speaker 1>the sloth modern day slaws, they have really long claws. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>those are meant for hanging onto trees and branches and

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<v Speaker 1>traveling around in that arboreal forest, but if they're on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground, it's terrible for walking. So what they end

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<v Speaker 1>up doing is kind of curling their claw underneath their

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<v Speaker 1>foot walk on the clause. Yeah, they kind of walk

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<v Speaker 1>on the claw and the side of their foot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like in that very cute sloth picture that devon is

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<v Speaker 1>now waving around. So it's it's very strange, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a if you if you took your hand

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<v Speaker 1>and you took your fingers and you folded them under

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<v Speaker 1>and then rolled your hand onto the side slash heel,

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's kind of what they're They're walking on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of their face pointed backwards. It feels kind of like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>like your when your nails get really long. I know

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<v Speaker 1>all of you have this happened to you a the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But if your nails, imagine your nails were really really

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<v Speaker 1>long and you're trying to crawl, your nails were like

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<v Speaker 1>getting stuck, so they'd be pulling your feet like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of backwards. That's what that looks like to me, which

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<v Speaker 1>is I think a symptom. A symptom of that is

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<v Speaker 1>the curling them under there. Either way, they're not actually

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<v Speaker 1>backwards facing, so like that. But that's a weird thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is still weird, I guess unique. Yes, it's got

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<v Speaker 1>two front ends possible. Yeah, that's like, so what it

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<v Speaker 1>stands as high and lace. It's really doing a handstanding

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<v Speaker 1>and standing out both at the same time. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>all kids of strange things about this critter. Another strange

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<v Speaker 1>thing about the mopping wire is it's face, which is

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<v Speaker 1>this is up for a lot of debate. Some people

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<v Speaker 1>say that the face is like a hairy humanoid face

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<v Speaker 1>or a monkey ish face, you know, shorter nose, two

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<v Speaker 1>eyes that are side by side instead of say like

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<v Speaker 1>a dog's you know, rabbits where they're kind of more

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of the head. So it's more humanoid

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<v Speaker 1>in that regard, But then there's other stories that say that, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have more of your traditional human face. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got more of a snout. But it only has a

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<v Speaker 1>single eye, So it's a cyclops, which we have not

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<v Speaker 1>seen in nature before. Because say, there's no good practical

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<v Speaker 1>reason for one single eye. That's there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>reasons to have to at least if the two. At

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<v Speaker 1>the minimum, I have four, and I'm very happy about

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<v Speaker 1>that to talk to you about work with two, because

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<v Speaker 1>the more the better, definite rency. If you lose one

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<v Speaker 1>or two, you still got a few more. Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>I don't cut my hair, I can still see because

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<v Speaker 1>I have such long hair. I've been dancing around this.

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<v Speaker 1>But we should probably get into yet another weird feature

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<v Speaker 1>of this cryptod, and that is its mouth, or more

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<v Speaker 1>appropriately its mouths plural, because it has a normal mouth

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<v Speaker 1>on its head where you would expect to see said feature,

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<v Speaker 1>but according to the stories, it also has one in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of its stomach. That's. You know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>happen to be choking to death but you're still hungry,

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<v Speaker 1>you can still feed yourself. Oh, is that why that happened?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see. That's not what I got from the reading.

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<v Speaker 1>The reading I got said that the reason there's a

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<v Speaker 1>second stomach there is because this cryptod you are second mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>I should say on its stomach is that it's there

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<v Speaker 1>because this particular cryptod uses it to devour people who

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<v Speaker 1>upset it, so that it can stuff an entire human

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<v Speaker 1>being just right into its middle straight of the So

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<v Speaker 1>it's really like no face from spirited away something like

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<v Speaker 1>where it's actually just a mask on his face and

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<v Speaker 1>his actual mouth is just in the middle of his stomach,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just a horrible disaster. That's right, That's yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason that the mopping Gwari is supposedly devours

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<v Speaker 1>people is that it's a defender of the forest. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the captain planet of the Amazon, Hary, very stinky,

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<v Speaker 1>hairy captain planet, wh because he smells bad, and this

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<v Speaker 1>creature would smell a vision to Harry that too appears

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<v Speaker 1>that so I have made that joke about it being

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<v Speaker 1>the defender of the forest because the stories of the

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<v Speaker 1>mopping Guari are that they overharvest, or they kill too

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<v Speaker 1>many animals, or they're just disrespectful and burn and they

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<v Speaker 1>do bad things. And one of the common threads around

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<v Speaker 1>owned that is the peckery's. Peckery's for those of you

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<v Speaker 1>who don't know, they kind they aren't pigs, but they

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<v Speaker 1>look and a lot like the pigs that we know

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<v Speaker 1>here in the first world family. They are on the

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<v Speaker 1>high you know what. I don't even know if they

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<v Speaker 1>actually are in the pig family, but they are. They

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<v Speaker 1>there are several feet high. They can wait. They can

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<v Speaker 1>wait up to a hundred pounds, which is equate tots.

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<v Speaker 1>They cloven hooks. They're really hairy little critters and their omnivores,

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<v Speaker 1>so they will eat anything, though they prefer vegetation, so

0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.440
<v Speaker 1>they dig in the dirt and they eat up roots,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they eat grasses and trees and whatever comes

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<v Speaker 1>their way. They're really kind of a cross between goats

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<v Speaker 1>and pigs when you think about it, you know, yeah, well,

0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.680
<v Speaker 1>goats and pigs are actually kind of the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>in just a different profile. They will both eat just

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<v Speaker 1>about anything. One has more hair than the other, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's really the difference. And what has club and feet?

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<v Speaker 1>Things don't have club and feet, do they? Yeah, they totally.

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<v Speaker 1>They are part of the suborder, the same suborders Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>When I did the initial reading, I got the feeling

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<v Speaker 1>that they were on a different branch, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>just even towd ungulates. Yes, okay, they are part of

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<v Speaker 1>the even to so goats and deer have something different

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<v Speaker 1>going on with them. They're not part of that apparent. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're not going to go to that pack

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<v Speaker 1>They have different they have a different teeth, oh, their palate. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Because here's the thing

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<v Speaker 1>is that the packery, it turns out, is a great

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<v Speaker 1>source of meat, and so folks in South America love

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<v Speaker 1>to kill them and harvest them to eat. And there

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<v Speaker 1>are many, many stories of guys going out and killing

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<v Speaker 1>way too many packery's at once, only to have the

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<v Speaker 1>moth worry show up and chase them away from their prize.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, it's because they were disrespecting the forest and

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<v Speaker 1>taking way too much at one time, more than the

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<v Speaker 1>stories say. More than they Yes, I will say that

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<v Speaker 1>this whole eating people in the stomach mouth thing. Yeah, yeah,

0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.720
<v Speaker 1>you're you're big people eater, you know, the big middle

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<v Speaker 1>people eater portion. Uh, that's a little off of some

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<v Speaker 1>of the descriptions which say that this cryptid is a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a vegan, because even cryptids won't be vegans

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<v Speaker 1>unless they're vegetables. Uh no, well, let's see. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>problem is that we've we've got these these two sides

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<v Speaker 1>of the story where it is if the mopping wire

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<v Speaker 1>is observed eating with its upper mouth, it's headmouth. It's

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<v Speaker 1>only going to eat vegetation. It only uses the stomach

0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:03.080
<v Speaker 1>mouth for devouring humans. So either it is a vegetarian

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<v Speaker 1>or it's an omnivore, which means that we're safe as

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<v Speaker 1>long as we don't disrespect the forest, or we're all

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<v Speaker 1>on the menu. But yeah, I'm not sure that they

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<v Speaker 1>say it's a vegetarian or you know, or maybe but

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<v Speaker 1>how would they know. It's like it's only glimpsed occasionally,

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<v Speaker 1>So how do they really know what it eats? Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so one of the ways that we know that is

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<v Speaker 1>to the stories that are told, because there's a story

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<v Speaker 1>that how did the people who tell these stories notice

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<v Speaker 1>do they find have they found droppings? Well, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>it seems to be through observation of possible attacks as

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<v Speaker 1>well as bite marks. Because here's a here's a story

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<v Speaker 1>that we have here of a farmer who said that

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<v Speaker 1>has heard of cattle. It's like a hundred cattle if

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<v Speaker 1>I remember right, And over a very short period of time,

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<v Speaker 1>all of his cows were killed and eaten or fed upon,

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<v Speaker 1>and he blamed it all on the mopping glory. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be I'll be honest with you. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>that this guy was just bitter because he originally started

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<v Speaker 1>out farming goats only to find out that choopy had

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<v Speaker 1>moved into the area. Yeah, and then he went for cows, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just to find out that the mopping glory was also

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<v Speaker 1>in the mobby's fault that he likes cow. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>in this case, it probably was the message that he

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<v Speaker 1>was setting is it's not even so much that I

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<v Speaker 1>hate cows. It's just like you cleared all this area

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<v Speaker 1>to raise cows. You low down all these trees. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>there's that the message, because I wouldn't think the moping

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<v Speaker 1>wary would really hate cows. No, No, because I mean,

0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:41.440
<v Speaker 1>cows are dumb, lovable critters. So I'm guessing that it

0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:44.200
<v Speaker 1>would send a message. Yeah, but I mean, not only

0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:48.000
<v Speaker 1>are you clearing a bunch of forest, but a large

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<v Speaker 1>herd of cows on a naturally large herd of cows

0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:53.480
<v Speaker 1>does some things to the environment around it that it

0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:57.440
<v Speaker 1>gives a complete misuse often of the environment. And like really,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can see if that's if that follows it,

0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:05.480
<v Speaker 1>that he will only he they it will only you know,

0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:08.359
<v Speaker 1>go after things that are really threatening their environment for

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<v Speaker 1>whatever reason, whether it be killing too many of one

0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:15.480
<v Speaker 1>thing or clear cutting and whatever. A giant heard of

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<v Speaker 1>cows trying to bring the number down to a more

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<v Speaker 1>sustainable harmonyic harmony harmonious harmonious group makes sense to me

0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:32.760
<v Speaker 1>as well. But harmonic harmonic, harmonic, harmonious harmonious. Yeah, yeah,

0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:36.760
<v Speaker 1>that's a great point. Okay, that could be it hereens

0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it turns out the mop Warry he sees

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<v Speaker 1>the bigger picture and he says, look at all the

0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:46.200
<v Speaker 1>methane those cows are produced, all that belting, and well

0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:49.240
<v Speaker 1>you know what comes out to the other end parting,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Turns out, by the way, cows are

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<v Speaker 1>terrible on waterways because they just destroy the banks of

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<v Speaker 1>all Stralia, which is a huge natural oregon can in

0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:07.399
<v Speaker 1>large enough numbers. Yeah, they found out some of some

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<v Speaker 1>of the eco systems like in uh, you know, in

0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:11.760
<v Speaker 1>the Midwest or in America. They found out when they

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<v Speaker 1>did away with all the predators that the els in

0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:16.000
<v Speaker 1>the deer actually did a lot more damage than they

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<v Speaker 1>would have done normally when things were a little more

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<v Speaker 1>imbalanced because there was just chew things. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting study. I think Yellowstone they re released a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of wolves into yellow Stone and they found out

0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:34.840
<v Speaker 1>that literally everything suddenly just became way better. Yeah, I

0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:37.600
<v Speaker 1>mean everything, like even the fact like the forest actual

0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:41.200
<v Speaker 1>trees and the forests were suddenly way healthier because it

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<v Speaker 1>just they just kept everything in checking. Those kind of

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<v Speaker 1>tap those top predators to really keep everything in check.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe that's what this is. Sorry, that's probably too close,

0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:54.520
<v Speaker 1>you know. I mean it's it's it's a great idea.

0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:57.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean it could explain a lot of things, which

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into when we're in the theory. Let's continue

0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:03.080
<v Speaker 1>with their description because we must have a couple of

0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:06.800
<v Speaker 1>little bits of description of the boping wari left. Turns

0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:11.560
<v Speaker 1>out this particular cryptod is not indstructible. You remember in

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning I said it's skin is supposedly so tough

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<v Speaker 1>that arrows and bullets can't go through it. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you shoot it in the head, I'm guessing through the eye,

0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:26.000
<v Speaker 1>you can kill it. I don't know where this information

0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:30.199
<v Speaker 1>comes from, but you see it everywhere, which is weird

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<v Speaker 1>because of the fact that there has never been a

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<v Speaker 1>body found and nobody actually says they've ever killed one.

0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.679
<v Speaker 1>Yet they tell you this is how you kill it.

0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:42.840
<v Speaker 1>So it's that's a subs A few people have killed them,

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<v Speaker 1>but they just didn't bother bringing the body back home,

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<v Speaker 1>or which smelled too bad. Yeah, I mean, either it's

0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:49.760
<v Speaker 1>smells you bad or you know. If this is a

0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:54.600
<v Speaker 1>very old oral tradition, we I think it's fair to

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<v Speaker 1>say that there's the possibility that somebody years ago killed

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, and and said, okay, well this is

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<v Speaker 1>how you do it if you ever really need to.

0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:06.600
<v Speaker 1>But really try not to because the only reason they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to come after you is if you're being horrible,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, Ye see final bit of information we have

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<v Speaker 1>here the So overall, I think we've all kind of

0:22:16.920 --> 0:22:21.400
<v Speaker 1>established that the mopping Wari sounds like a legend, as

0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Devon was just saying years ago, and it is possible

0:22:25.119 --> 0:22:28.720
<v Speaker 1>that that's the case, but there actually is today or

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<v Speaker 1>in recent history a group of people who have been

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<v Speaker 1>actively looking forward. And they are, or they were at

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<v Speaker 1>least a couple of years ago, headed by a man

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<v Speaker 1>named David orn Or was an ornithologist, but he's pronounced

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<v Speaker 1>ornithologist or anthologist. What do you make Okay, forget it. Yeah,

0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:55.879
<v Speaker 1>I did that a purpose, Okay, forget it. But he

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<v Speaker 1>was in orthologist and he went to South America on

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<v Speaker 1>a regular basis to study the birds there, and at

0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:04.720
<v Speaker 1>some point while he was there he heard about and

0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:09.080
<v Speaker 1>then became very interested in the Mopping Guarry. He's gone

0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:12.280
<v Speaker 1>on several expeditions over the years, but of course has

0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:16.000
<v Speaker 1>never found anything conclusive. I mean, it's it's funny is

0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:18.840
<v Speaker 1>that I read the articles about him and he's going

0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.919
<v Speaker 1>down there, He's doing this is the same thing that

0:23:22.040 --> 0:23:26.880
<v Speaker 1>bigfoot hunters do, which I just totally don't get. Yes,

0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:29.399
<v Speaker 1>he goes down, he does this call. He has no

0:23:29.520 --> 0:23:32.000
<v Speaker 1>idea if it's the right call. He could literally be

0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:35.480
<v Speaker 1>saying shut up and run away in their language, but

0:23:35.520 --> 0:23:37.679
<v Speaker 1>he has no freaking idea. But he's still bellowing this

0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:40.720
<v Speaker 1>noise out. Hopefully it's not saying I's like, hey, I'm

0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:46.720
<v Speaker 1>a hot I'm a hot mopping garry chick. Um. Yeah,

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:48.159
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like me with my cats, you know,

0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 1>if I'm trying to call my cats and I go

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<v Speaker 1>wow wow. Yeah, we've had a conversation about that. We've

0:23:53.520 --> 0:23:55.560
<v Speaker 1>heard you do that before. I don't know what what

0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:58.160
<v Speaker 1>the cats here at there and if that even remotely

0:23:58.200 --> 0:24:01.400
<v Speaker 1>sounds to a cat like at meow? Butth head butt head?

0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Apparently he thinks butt head? Is it a dermot? Did

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:14.920
<v Speaker 1>you means? But you know, the thing is is that

0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:17.720
<v Speaker 1>he went He's been down there for several expeditions. He

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:21.800
<v Speaker 1>hasn't found squat. I don't know if he's still doing these.

0:24:22.040 --> 0:24:26.040
<v Speaker 1>It sounded like his career. A lot of people were

0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:29.440
<v Speaker 1>looking at him very poorly for this in this scientific community.

0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:31.879
<v Speaker 1>It's he's frowned upon to look for a cryptod like

0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:35.240
<v Speaker 1>this and buy in so heavily. So we don't know.

0:24:35.600 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>So I guess this is the initial fail for science.

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:42.960
<v Speaker 1>So our questions here as we get into theories are

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<v Speaker 1>what is the moppinguarri and does it exist or does

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 1>it not? So let's I want to say that just

0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 1>for star and is that I don't think from a

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:58.600
<v Speaker 1>professional standpoint, he's done anything wrong, because it's not like

0:24:58.640 --> 0:25:01.080
<v Speaker 1>he's out there publishing luney articles about it. He just

0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:03.159
<v Speaker 1>goes out and walks on the jungle looking for evidence

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:05.560
<v Speaker 1>that it might exist. Well, he publish this stuff about it,

0:25:05.640 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 1>but I mean, he doesn't make looney claims about it.

0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:10.639
<v Speaker 1>You know, Well that depends on your definition of looney.

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:13.600
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't say stuff like, wow, you know, this totally exists,

0:25:13.640 --> 0:25:15.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, and it's it's a super badass and it's

0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:18.200
<v Speaker 1>thirteen feet tall. And then he doesn't say stuff like that.

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:21.000
<v Speaker 1>He just says, you know, I think it might exist.

0:25:21.119 --> 0:25:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Maybe possibly there's something too, which he's producing accounts from natives,

0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>and so in that way, he is recording their their

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:36.200
<v Speaker 1>their tradition, their tradition, their perspective, and their stories. But

0:25:36.480 --> 0:25:41.679
<v Speaker 1>he's he's taking it in a very serious scientific approach,

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:47.880
<v Speaker 1>and he is not pursuing very serious scientific things according

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:51.800
<v Speaker 1>to the scientific community. So I understand where you're coming from.

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:55.080
<v Speaker 1>But that is the reason that they are poo pooing him.

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:58.320
<v Speaker 1>We're doing there's uh, you know, it's it's it's one

0:25:58.320 --> 0:26:00.200
<v Speaker 1>of those things. There might be just a you with

0:26:00.240 --> 0:26:02.400
<v Speaker 1>them out there. They might just be very elusive, So

0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:04.639
<v Speaker 1>let's all for not and we're going to cover that

0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:09.159
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, which we should do right now. Remember it's

0:26:09.240 --> 0:26:11.639
<v Speaker 1>up to us. Bigfoot is the crucial part of the

0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:14.600
<v Speaker 1>ecosystem if he exists, So let's all keep Bigfoot possibly

0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:17.919
<v Speaker 1>alive for few generations. Unless he doesn't exist, then we

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:24.320
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't the end that FUTA doesn't. It's just how I

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:27.040
<v Speaker 1>feel about this, Okay, right, Well, then you're gonna be

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:28.119
<v Speaker 1>happy to know that we're going to get in a

0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>theory perfect we're going to solve this one. So the

0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:35.720
<v Speaker 1>first theory is that indeed the mock Bingwari is a

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:41.479
<v Speaker 1>legend because I mean, well it's it sounds very legendary.

0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:46.160
<v Speaker 1>And as we all know, every culture out there has

0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:52.400
<v Speaker 1>stories of creatures that they used to explain. They used

0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:55.640
<v Speaker 1>them to explain away things that they just don't understand.

0:26:56.720 --> 0:26:59.080
<v Speaker 1>I think also every culture has a story to scare

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<v Speaker 1>the crap out of the kids so they won't wander

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 1>off into the darkness they do. I mean, I was

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:07.959
<v Speaker 1>just let's this theory does say could be based on

0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:13.960
<v Speaker 1>something kind, right, but I would say pretty solidly most

0:27:14.000 --> 0:27:19.520
<v Speaker 1>indigenous people have some lore around something that is deeply

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:24.879
<v Speaker 1>discouraging greed and over use of land's absolutely, but is

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>usually based on some sometu whether it be a bear,

0:27:30.680 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 1>lion right exactly, or a fox. And the thing is

0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:38.200
<v Speaker 1>is that this area, this part of South America or

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 1>South America itself, has some really unique creatures that are

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:47.080
<v Speaker 1>in this legendary vein. My favorite one is the boto.

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:52.240
<v Speaker 1>This cracks me the hell up. Yeah, the bhoto is

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 1>a dolphin that lures girls away from their village and

0:27:56.400 --> 0:28:00.119
<v Speaker 1>then has sex with and impregnates them. So whenever a

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 1>girl shows up and she shouldn't be pregnant quote unquote

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be a pregnant because she is not married, you know,

0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:12.879
<v Speaker 1>according to local custom, they grab it off and have

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>a shotgun wedding. Makes sense, Well, it means that this

0:28:16.960 --> 0:28:20.360
<v Speaker 1>dolphin critter has shown up and everybody is pulling out

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 1>their iPhone and sending back and forth dolphin and eggplant emojis.

0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:27.520
<v Speaker 1>Now I did. I did a bunch of reading, and

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 1>it turns out that having a creature like the mopping

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 1>garry to blame things on is a great way to

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:40.120
<v Speaker 1>save face when something goes bad or you don't do

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:44.240
<v Speaker 1>the best job that you could. So little house. My

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 1>house fell over. You know it's not because I can't

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 1>build a foundation where the crap there's that. Or the

0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 1>example that I have is that you go out into

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 1>the forest to hunt peckery's because you're gonna hunt them

0:28:57.920 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna butcher them and sell their meat or

0:29:00.240 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 1>use that meat to feed your family. And maybe you're

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>not a very good hunter. It turns out crappy hunter

0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:08.719
<v Speaker 1>or your dink fod and you screw around and you

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:13.200
<v Speaker 1>don't actually do anything. Well, then you can say, oh, well,

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 1>the mopping guari was there and it scared me away,

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Or if you really need to ratch at the story up,

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 1>you say, oh, I shot seven of them with in

0:29:22.680 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 1>one day, but then the creatures showed up and chased

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:28.719
<v Speaker 1>me away and took my pride. I really liked the

0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>idea of some like really lazy guy or no guy.

0:29:32.920 --> 0:29:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's okay guy going out into the forest

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 1>and then later people go out to look for him

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 1>and they find him asleep and they wake him up

0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, oh, the smell of the mopping. I

0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:49.080
<v Speaker 1>can't say, yeah, it knocked me out. I can't The

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 1>last thing I remember, it's some really long hair, it

0:29:53.720 --> 0:30:01.520
<v Speaker 1>smelled so bad, just like okay, yes, why is your

0:30:01.560 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 1>blankie here? Yeah, it's like the idea of you know,

0:30:04.920 --> 0:30:07.040
<v Speaker 1>the guy who's an hour late to his job and

0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 1>he's about to invent daylight saving time, whereas bosses like,

0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 1>why are you in our late and he's like, oh,

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:17.560
<v Speaker 1>haven't you heard? It's great? Same thing. This is probably

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 1>the Yeah, that's a and the same with the invention

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 1>of this where some guy got caught napping and he

0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 1>was like, well haven't you heard of this thing? And

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 1>everybody else. I was like, oh, I don't want to

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 1>look like I'm dumb, so I'll just go along with it.

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to think. I don't want it to

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>seem like I don't understand this art. Of course I

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:38.360
<v Speaker 1>understand it. Yeah, So it turns out that makes sense.

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Devin might be right, But it also could be that

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:46.200
<v Speaker 1>there are a lot of strange things in the jungle,

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 1>and when it is dark and inhospitable in that environment,

0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 1>sometimes you see and you hear things that you just

0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:59.640
<v Speaker 1>can't explain. And while they may just be perfectly normal.

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Run the day critters when it is dark and they

0:31:04.360 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 1>are crashing through the forest and underbrush at you. You

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:11.360
<v Speaker 1>are not willing to stand around and wait for them

0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:13.880
<v Speaker 1>to figure out what they are. Instead, you hide tail

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:16.640
<v Speaker 1>it away. That is the time at which point you

0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 1>will make up a description of said animal. Yeah, so

0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:25.000
<v Speaker 1>that could be where it is that the mopping water

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 1>came from. I will say, the thing that I find

0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 1>really interesting about the story of the mopping Wari is

0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 1>that the that north that, as Joe called it, the

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 1>top of the stick of South America, that is huge area.

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:45.320
<v Speaker 1>It is really big. And there are all of these

0:31:45.760 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 1>indigenous tribes that don't have any contact with one another,

0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:52.920
<v Speaker 1>and yet they all have a different name for the

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:58.160
<v Speaker 1>mopping guari, but they all seem to describe the same creature.

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 1>So that makes you wonder if they're not talking to

0:32:02.440 --> 0:32:08.720
<v Speaker 1>one another in it. Well, please please dash my hopes. Well, no,

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to dash her hopes. I'm just going

0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:13.960
<v Speaker 1>to say that I think there are enough similar but

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:19.040
<v Speaker 1>different descriptions of this creature. Right. Some say that it

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 1>is a cyclops. Some say that it's got a giant

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>mouth in its stomach. I would assume that we're saying

0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 1>their general assumptions of the very giant, hairy thing, the

0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:35.560
<v Speaker 1>very giant, hairy, stinky thing. Yeah, which like could describe

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 1>us in this room right now? Really, why does she

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>keep talking? No? But you see where I'm going with this,

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 1>right is that I think that there are enough kind

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 1>of different descriptions of this thing to explain there could

0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:57.200
<v Speaker 1>be a sighting of something that's fairly normal, but the

0:32:57.360 --> 0:33:00.480
<v Speaker 1>own lore has kind of taken it to that next

0:33:00.640 --> 0:33:04.080
<v Speaker 1>level and made it the legends. Because again, if there is,

0:33:04.240 --> 0:33:06.680
<v Speaker 1>if there is in fact a seven to nine foot

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>giant hairy thing, even if it's a total total vegetarian creature,

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 1>that is no threat whatsoever. But if there's something like

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>that in the forest up there, which there may well

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:23.160
<v Speaker 1>could be, I would absolutely take that to scare my

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 1>children out of not going in I would, you know,

0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:28.320
<v Speaker 1>sure the kids didn't go in there. And you know,

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 1>you change one thing, you change an eye, you make

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:36.239
<v Speaker 1>a giant mouth in the middle, you whatever to make

0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:38.160
<v Speaker 1>it a little extra scary. But it's kind of like

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 1>the internet, you want to punch things, right, But so

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>that that just kind of seems like that to me.

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:49.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean American Native American tribes have a lot of

0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 1>that too. You see a lot of lower crossover in areas.

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:55.400
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, And the thing about it is is these

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 1>tribes are like all separated now, but they all came

0:33:58.560 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 1>from the same place Africa they did, and well Mesopotamia.

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:07.479
<v Speaker 1>But well, and how long did it take the story

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 1>to travel from one side of the continent to the other. Well, yeah,

0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:13.279
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, it could be that. Yes, they tell the

0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:18.359
<v Speaker 1>same vary variation, but it has a central a central point. Yeah.

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 1>And also thousand years ago or something far farther than that.

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:25.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean, man, you know humans arrived in ten, ten,

0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:28.200
<v Speaker 1>fifteen thousand years ago. But and so that would explain

0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:31.240
<v Speaker 1>something else too. This could be a creature that existed

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:34.719
<v Speaker 1>like ten thousand years ago, and it may well have existed,

0:34:34.960 --> 0:34:39.840
<v Speaker 1>and so something very similar. It seems unlikely that a

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:43.320
<v Speaker 1>real cyclops with a giant mouth in the middle of

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:47.160
<v Speaker 1>it existed, but some version of this may have existed.

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Something that something with two eyes, I think, but in

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:53.320
<v Speaker 1>something that maybe resembled a mouth in its midriff. I

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 1>would agree, maybe something that resembles is not actually a mouth,

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 1>But I didn't think. There are more theories and we

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:01.120
<v Speaker 1>can explore that more in the theory. Yes, absolutely, you're

0:35:01.239 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>both absolutely right, and we're gonna We're actually gonna re

0:35:04.440 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna cover some of that territory. Again, Let's move

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:11.840
<v Speaker 1>on to theory number two, which is everybody's favorite theory,

0:35:12.360 --> 0:35:15.440
<v Speaker 1>which is that it was Biggie, not Biggie Smalls, but

0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Biggie Foot. Because yes, yes, so it is believed that

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:29.600
<v Speaker 1>possibly the mopping Guari is just a relative of Bigfoot

0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:33.320
<v Speaker 1>if you look at and and By the way, this

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>is not an episode on Bigfoot, so please excuse the

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 1>brevity here, but in general terms, Bigfoot is. Sightings are

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 1>reported all over the United States, but the vast and Canada,

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 1>but the vast majority of them are on the West coast.

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:56.759
<v Speaker 1>That's where the highest concentration of sightings are. If you

0:35:57.000 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 1>look and you run down the coast, the western coast

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:01.919
<v Speaker 1>of the US, you know what you find. You find

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 1>a great trail right into that drumstick portion of South America.

0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 1>That's the way they went down there. So that is

0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:13.520
<v Speaker 1>the theory is that they migrated south over time, the

0:36:14.080 --> 0:36:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Bigfoot clan, and they, you know, they said, hey, we

0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>like soccer more than you do here in North America,

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna go down there where they have soccer.

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:26.280
<v Speaker 1>So that's why they traveled south, and now the mopping

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 1>guarr is all over the Amazon forest playing soccer. Well,

0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:32.759
<v Speaker 1>you know, I look at it this way. It's like

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 1>man started emigrating, migrating across the land bridge between Siberia

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:44.520
<v Speaker 1>and Alaska years and years ago, and yes, just decades ago.

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:46.480
<v Speaker 1>And actually it was decades ago if you have a

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>lot of decades, literally tens of decades, yea hundreds of anyway,

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>hundreds of thousands of tens of decades. Right, And so

0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:57.800
<v Speaker 1>here's all these these humans showing up and there's Bigfoot

0:36:57.920 --> 0:37:00.560
<v Speaker 1>just hanging out, and they're like, crap, Like all these

0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:02.320
<v Speaker 1>people now we've got to like hide and be elusive

0:37:02.320 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 1>and all this crap. And I don't like that. A

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:06.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of them packed up and move south to get

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:10.759
<v Speaker 1>away from these interlopers, and the interlopers, unfortunately, kept moving

0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 1>south all christ time to move again, and so essentially

0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 1>mankind was just pushing big Foot further and further south,

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 1>and essentially big feet excuse me, yeah, and until eventually,

0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, they wind up all the way in South America.

0:37:24.680 --> 0:37:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Would a big, big big Foot with a Well, the

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:32.880
<v Speaker 1>thing is, though, is if I mean to Joe's to

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:34.759
<v Speaker 1>talk about what Joe saying is that the ones that

0:37:34.960 --> 0:37:37.279
<v Speaker 1>didn't move, the ones you said this is my land,

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I own this land. They then became our modern Bigfoot,

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:46.839
<v Speaker 1>who are the international hide and see champions. So if

0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 1>they are related, if the mopping Guiri is related to Bigfoot,

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.719
<v Speaker 1>then it's no wonder that they haven't even been able

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 1>to get a blurry photo of them, because the mopping

0:37:56.520 --> 0:38:00.040
<v Speaker 1>guiries even better at hide and the seat that you

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:03.400
<v Speaker 1>don't even know that they exist. Bingo, we know they exist,

0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 1>of course they do. Well, yeah, maybe, yeah, Let's move

0:38:06.640 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 1>on to our next sery though. The next theory is

0:38:09.880 --> 0:38:15.360
<v Speaker 1>that the mopping Wari is a relative, or actually the

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:18.719
<v Speaker 1>relative it is a giant slot. I like this one

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.880
<v Speaker 1>a lot. I really dig one. You've seen pictures of

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 1>this guy, I have, I mean everybody the megatheriyeah. Yes,

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 1>ancient giant slots. Yes. So for those of you who

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:34.239
<v Speaker 1>don't know, there was a huge giant animal that lived

0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:38.239
<v Speaker 1>in South America during the early play a scene which

0:38:38.560 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 1>is the giant slop and this creature is much like

0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:47.359
<v Speaker 1>slots today, except way mega bigger. There are a lot

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>of big animals back then. Yeah, yeah, there was a

0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:51.640
<v Speaker 1>lot of megafunt like around around here in the in

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:55.360
<v Speaker 1>the Organ area North Pacific Northwest. Yeah, it's fun, but

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>we have like six rom pound beavers. Imagine a six pounds.

0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 1>I cannot but that that was the joy of having

0:39:03.760 --> 0:39:06.400
<v Speaker 1>such a high density of oxygen and things like that.

0:39:06.560 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 1>It could s a stain that sort of critter and

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:11.960
<v Speaker 1>an oxygen level drop. That's why we don't have giant

0:39:12.080 --> 0:39:19.960
<v Speaker 1>dragonflies anymore because spiders. Thank God for that Cawaite children. Yes, yes,

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:24.680
<v Speaker 1>maybe that's what happened to Washington's eagle. But the the biggest,

0:39:25.120 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>the giant sloth, weighed about four tons and was somewhere

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 1>around twenty ft long from nose to tail. That converts

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 1>to about six meters. And this thing was basically the

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:44.320
<v Speaker 1>size of a mammoth, you know, ye old wooly mammoth,

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:48.719
<v Speaker 1>that we wooly mammoth that is somehow larger than modern elephants. Right,

0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:54.360
<v Speaker 1>so it's bigger than a modern elephants. Giant creature nowhere

0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:57.960
<v Speaker 1>near as cute as a modern sloth, I am sure

0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 1>fifty times or scary as long as he said, I

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:04.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know, as long as he was in of the

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.000
<v Speaker 1>same thing as he was just being slothful. Well, they

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:10.320
<v Speaker 1>had longer noses. They walked on the ground and the

0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:15.279
<v Speaker 1>trees yeah yeah, way way too big to be in trees.

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 1>And I mean there was mega fauna at that point

0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:22.320
<v Speaker 1>or flora as well as meg yeah, but not not

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 1>that big. And so they walked on the ground and

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>they stood up to feed on plants trees at that time,

0:40:31.840 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 1>big big nose, big mouths, not like now. But the

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:38.200
<v Speaker 1>thing is is that these creatures, as with a lot

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:41.040
<v Speaker 1>of the creatures, the mega fauna from the pli scene,

0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:45.360
<v Speaker 1>they died out about ten thousand years ago because it

0:40:45.440 --> 0:40:48.320
<v Speaker 1>turns out the Earth was not made to sustained stuff.

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:51.600
<v Speaker 1>The Earth changed to a point that it couldn't sustain

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:54.400
<v Speaker 1>those kinds of things it actually was designed or for

0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:57.560
<v Speaker 1>like a hot second. Yeah, it's actually right about right

0:40:57.600 --> 0:40:59.640
<v Speaker 1>about that time that man was discovering how to make

0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:05.640
<v Speaker 1>two was including like spears. But we did coexist, right

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:08.279
<v Speaker 1>yeah with them, Yeah, I mean we exist at the

0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:10.480
<v Speaker 1>same time, like at least most of these things did,

0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 1>like you know, the sabracute tiger and the wooly man. No.

0:41:13.160 --> 0:41:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I just think that's an important distinction to make when

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:21.359
<v Speaker 1>we talk about this, like prehistoric time, especially giants. Well

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 1>it's not necessarily before man, but we talked about dinosaurs,

0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:28.239
<v Speaker 1>and then oftentimes this kind of era gets plumped in

0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:33.839
<v Speaker 1>with this dinosaur world but different but totally different era,

0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:38.760
<v Speaker 1>and an era that humans were developing with not written

0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:41.839
<v Speaker 1>but certainly oral traditions. Yes, this is before we were

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:44.520
<v Speaker 1>hunched over a keyboard. We were still the running, we

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:48.120
<v Speaker 1>were still hunched over, we were standing. Yes, yeah, we

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 1>were definitely bipedal at this point. But I think that

0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:54.040
<v Speaker 1>is something that's interesting to mention when we talk about

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 1>this because, as we were talking about in the last theory,

0:41:58.400 --> 0:42:02.719
<v Speaker 1>if this is an oral tradition, it is possible. Man,

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:07.160
<v Speaker 1>it was so old, this legend that just kept getting

0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:10.160
<v Speaker 1>passed down and down and down, and people just were saying, well,

0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:12.080
<v Speaker 1>they're still there. Of course they're still there. Why would

0:42:12.080 --> 0:42:15.439
<v Speaker 1>they not still be there. They're not there anymore? Yea, yeah,

0:42:15.680 --> 0:42:18.440
<v Speaker 1>probably true. Yeah. I just think that's worth many yeah

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:21.800
<v Speaker 1>yeah so so. But the basic theory here is that

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 1>the mopping Wari is in fact a megatherium, and that

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:35.879
<v Speaker 1>the species had somehow managed to live nearly undiscovered all

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:38.800
<v Speaker 1>these years in the Amazon Force. Remember they were in

0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:44.120
<v Speaker 1>South America ten thousand years ago, and the descriptions of

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:48.480
<v Speaker 1>its size and its claws would certainly support that they

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:52.279
<v Speaker 1>are very similar. And there there is the issue of

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:54.719
<v Speaker 1>the second mouth that definitely was not But I would

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:59.600
<v Speaker 1>say a giant sloth is much larger, right, but we're

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 1>going to but as we're talking, an ancient giant sloth

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 1>genuinely would be way bigger. They also and that's the

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 1>next theory. And there are their animals out there right

0:43:14.320 --> 0:43:16.319
<v Speaker 1>now that they're you know, we all read about them

0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:17.880
<v Speaker 1>all the time. Oh my god, we thought this thing

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:22.120
<v Speaker 1>was extinct. For they found, like fifty years ago there

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:24.799
<v Speaker 1>was some fish that they were certain had died out

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 1>of thousand or five thousand years ago. Think it starts

0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:31.720
<v Speaker 1>with an L and then I think it's like luck something.

0:43:31.800 --> 0:43:34.640
<v Speaker 1>But then they found it and oh my god, we

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:38.640
<v Speaker 1>discovered it again and then dropped it and killed it. Yeah,

0:43:38.800 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 1>but but it was living in some river in some

0:43:43.200 --> 0:43:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Amazonian for situation, because that's usually where these stories happened.

0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:51.520
<v Speaker 1>And that's why this story is so interesting to me. Again,

0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:55.040
<v Speaker 1>as as I said at the top, that these stories

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 1>of no, no, that's totally extinct. It's been extinct for

0:43:58.440 --> 0:44:02.839
<v Speaker 1>like hundreds of thousands of then suddenly they say, oh

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 1>my god, we founded they've been alive this entire time.

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:12.080
<v Speaker 1>So the other things that that kind of seemed to

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:16.520
<v Speaker 1>work against this but maybe don't. Is we talked about

0:44:16.520 --> 0:44:20.400
<v Speaker 1>that whole second mouth thing. It turns out though modern

0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:25.759
<v Speaker 1>sloths have scent glands on their backs, and the fur

0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:30.120
<v Speaker 1>around that scent gland is completely in the color of

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.759
<v Speaker 1>in contrast to the rest of their fur, so it

0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 1>stands out. So it could be that something that is

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:39.799
<v Speaker 1>a modern equivalent of the megatherium has sent glands as well,

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 1>but they're on its front. And because of that different

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:46.799
<v Speaker 1>colored skin and the look of those glands, it could

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:48.919
<v Speaker 1>be that people said, oh my god, that thing looks

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 1>like a mouth or it was running and they didn't know.

0:44:52.640 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 1>And if it's a giant thing with a giants gland,

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:59.680
<v Speaker 1>that would explain the giant stink coming off the giants.

0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:04.120
<v Speaker 1>That would explain that. I was going to say, there

0:45:04.200 --> 0:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>are plenty of much smaller species. There are a lot

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 1>of like moths, for instance, in this world that have

0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:17.560
<v Speaker 1>over the millennia evolved. Basically, it's just a defense mechanism

0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:20.920
<v Speaker 1>or a fear mechanism. To make it so that they

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:24.280
<v Speaker 1>look like something else, right, And so it is possible

0:45:24.320 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 1>also that they just evolved that when they stand up,

0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:32.560
<v Speaker 1>it looks like they have a giant or something like

0:45:32.719 --> 0:45:36.880
<v Speaker 1>giant and scary exactly to scare things away, and that

0:45:37.080 --> 0:45:40.279
<v Speaker 1>their defense mechanism is in fact to stand up and

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 1>put their arms out, like we're supposed to defend ourselves

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 1>against cougars, and it just looks like there's a giant

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:50.560
<v Speaker 1>face everywhere, and that scares most of the other animals

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:59.960
<v Speaker 1>where it's a giant head or it could be march. Yeah,

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:02.680
<v Speaker 1>you want you want to hear something weird about moths

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:06.400
<v Speaker 1>and evolution. So it turns out, you know, there are

0:46:06.480 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 1>these crazy maths that have these amazingly long probiscus okay,

0:46:13.400 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 1>And everybody said, well, that must have evolved in response

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:25.920
<v Speaker 1>to a really long flower. And Darwin got involved in this.

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:29.279
<v Speaker 1>This is that's how old this conversation is. And if

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:34.279
<v Speaker 1>I remember correctly, what Darwin said was, oh, there's these

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:37.120
<v Speaker 1>flowers that have these really long things, Well, then it

0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:39.600
<v Speaker 1>must have been there was a moth with this amazing

0:46:39.719 --> 0:46:43.759
<v Speaker 1>probiscus first, and the flowers went towards it. I think

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:46.239
<v Speaker 1>as he said, it went the opposite direction of what

0:46:46.320 --> 0:46:49.320
<v Speaker 1>you would expect it to be, and they have recently

0:46:49.520 --> 0:46:53.920
<v Speaker 1>affirmed a hundred and fifty years or so later, they

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:57.160
<v Speaker 1>found evidence that proves that, oh yeah, the plants were

0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:02.800
<v Speaker 1>reacting to this critter instead of the critter reacting to

0:47:03.040 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 1>the evolution of the plan. I don't know it was.

0:47:07.160 --> 0:47:10.600
<v Speaker 1>It was way outside of my pay grade, but just

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 1>the moth thing got me on that. Let's get back

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:16.520
<v Speaker 1>into the theory. Though. I'm easy to side track, but

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I can tell you where we're at. Which is the

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:22.160
<v Speaker 1>problem with this whole theory of it being a megatherium,

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:26.759
<v Speaker 1>and that is, of course, that the Amazon rainforest is

0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 1>continually shrinking under pressures of both logging and the desires

0:47:32.840 --> 0:47:38.239
<v Speaker 1>for usable farmland. So I could see that, you know,

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:41.120
<v Speaker 1>hundred or two hundred years ago, would be hard to

0:47:41.160 --> 0:47:43.560
<v Speaker 1>find this critter because none of this land is developed.

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:46.560
<v Speaker 1>But it's more and more pressure is put on it.

0:47:46.560 --> 0:47:49.359
<v Speaker 1>In the area is shrinking more and more. You think

0:47:49.440 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 1>that the chances of finding what, yeah, would increase, It

0:47:54.440 --> 0:47:57.480
<v Speaker 1>would become easier and easier to find, and we have

0:47:57.760 --> 0:48:01.200
<v Speaker 1>not found. I would say not necessary really, because it's

0:48:01.320 --> 0:48:06.160
<v Speaker 1>totally reasonable to assume that the population is decreasing as well,

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:12.239
<v Speaker 1>because lack of habitat, a population tends to grow to

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:17.160
<v Speaker 1>the size on the land that it's supported, or decrease

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:22.200
<v Speaker 1>to the land that it's supported. It's not as though, Yeah, basically,

0:48:22.360 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 1>if you know, we had twenty acres and we had

0:48:26.080 --> 0:48:29.440
<v Speaker 1>a hundred of these creatures, and then suddenly you have

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:32.360
<v Speaker 1>ten thousand acres, you're probably not going to have that

0:48:32.480 --> 0:48:36.799
<v Speaker 1>same amount of those creatures. They're gonna die off, They're

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna the alpha males are going to kill each other,

0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 1>whatever is going to happen, it's gonna happen. Yeah, it's

0:48:42.680 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 1>not sustainable. So I agree with that. Well, I agree

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 1>with that in theory, but I also think that nature, um,

0:48:51.000 --> 0:48:55.239
<v Speaker 1>what's the quote life finds a way something like that, right,

0:48:55.480 --> 0:49:00.480
<v Speaker 1>But of course that the whole counter to my account, well,

0:49:00.880 --> 0:49:04.640
<v Speaker 1>the whole counter to the megatherium theory is, as Joe

0:49:04.719 --> 0:49:09.800
<v Speaker 1>brought up, is that humans existed around the same time

0:49:09.880 --> 0:49:13.680
<v Speaker 1>as these creatures did. So it is possible, as he said,

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:17.040
<v Speaker 1>that the story of them was simply passed down through

0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 1>the generation. I said that, I said that it's it's

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:23.360
<v Speaker 1>it's stuff. So Joe had to say, because he's the

0:49:23.440 --> 0:49:28.320
<v Speaker 1>old one of the group, so he was around I

0:49:28.440 --> 0:49:31.120
<v Speaker 1>was not around that quite then. I'm sorry, I was

0:49:31.160 --> 0:49:34.480
<v Speaker 1>trying to give you credit. But okay, Devin, I said

0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:36.480
<v Speaker 1>it last. Joe might have said it first, but I

0:49:36.560 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 1>think it doesn't really matter. Yea, yeah, and that's good.

0:49:41.239 --> 0:49:45.120
<v Speaker 1>So we have another theory, which is the unknown descendant

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:51.880
<v Speaker 1>of the giant sloth already but probably my favorite. But

0:49:52.000 --> 0:49:53.920
<v Speaker 1>there's some details that we haven't gone over as to

0:49:54.080 --> 0:49:57.759
<v Speaker 1>why this could be a viable theory. There is and

0:49:57.840 --> 0:50:01.040
<v Speaker 1>this is something that you will see in a lot

0:50:01.520 --> 0:50:05.759
<v Speaker 1>of stuff in the animal kingdom, and that is the

0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:11.200
<v Speaker 1>reduction and scale of animals. Because it is based on

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:16.400
<v Speaker 1>the changes in the environment. Animals will grow bigger or smaller,

0:50:16.440 --> 0:50:18.839
<v Speaker 1>which is why we saw things in the early Pliocene

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:22.240
<v Speaker 1>start to get bigger, and then as the environment changed,

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 1>they started I mean, we went from three six pound

0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:29.560
<v Speaker 1>beavers to thirty pound beavers or beavers like they shrunk greatly.

0:50:29.600 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 1>And that's based on the what the environment was, or

0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:37.120
<v Speaker 1>the populations and populations and so it it is the

0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:41.520
<v Speaker 1>known phenomena. And there is something that you see in

0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:45.240
<v Speaker 1>the reading. Sometimes you'll see it referred to as island

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:49.000
<v Speaker 1>dwarfism or insular dwarfism, and that is where a population

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:53.960
<v Speaker 1>is contained in an area and based on that their

0:50:54.040 --> 0:50:57.800
<v Speaker 1>their numbers reduced, but the general size of the individuals

0:50:57.840 --> 0:51:00.960
<v Speaker 1>in that population will reduce. And here's an example. So

0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 1>we all know the mammoth. Mammoths were humongous creatures exactly,

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:11.799
<v Speaker 1>except there was a population of them that ended up

0:51:11.920 --> 0:51:16.759
<v Speaker 1>on some islands and in I think we don't even

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 1>know actually I can't even say. I think I don't

0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:21.560
<v Speaker 1>know how many generations, but a very small number of generations.

0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:27.719
<v Speaker 1>Their size reduced greatly from creatures that stood twenty plus

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:32.160
<v Speaker 1>feet tall two creatures that stood more about four to

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:36.920
<v Speaker 1>five feet tall, and they are very small and based

0:51:36.960 --> 0:51:40.520
<v Speaker 1>on environmental changes that just happens because that's the way

0:51:40.560 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 1>they were able to live. Because the ones we probably yeah,

0:51:45.080 --> 0:51:46.839
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, we probably don't need to dive

0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 1>into this whole evolutionary theory or but but realistically, you know,

0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:54.520
<v Speaker 1>you're on a small island. It's going to be able

0:51:54.560 --> 0:51:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to support genetically smaller things because they better to be

0:51:59.640 --> 0:52:05.880
<v Speaker 1>a physical island. If your habitat is very specific, that

0:52:06.239 --> 0:52:08.320
<v Speaker 1>counts as an island as well, and so not. What

0:52:08.400 --> 0:52:11.040
<v Speaker 1>the theory is, that's exactly what I was just saying before,

0:52:11.200 --> 0:52:14.239
<v Speaker 1>is that either a population size will diminish or the

0:52:14.280 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 1>actual physical size will diminish. So those are the two options, right,

0:52:18.239 --> 0:52:21.239
<v Speaker 1>it's either or both or both. And so at this

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:24.319
<v Speaker 1>point what's happened is that everything is shrunk and they're

0:52:24.320 --> 0:52:27.160
<v Speaker 1>in a very specific set of areas. But of course

0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:32.120
<v Speaker 1>nobody's mapping that. The locals are just freaking out running away.

0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 1>They don't know. So it could be that these creators

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:39.960
<v Speaker 1>really do exist, but they're in such small population sizes

0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:43.560
<v Speaker 1>and they diminished enough and they don't even necessarily exist today.

0:52:43.600 --> 0:52:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they all died out a couple of hundred years ago,

0:52:46.280 --> 0:52:48.640
<v Speaker 1>or maybe they are you know, the size of a

0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:52.879
<v Speaker 1>sloth just kept striking. Now they're tiny well and they're

0:52:53.040 --> 0:52:54.839
<v Speaker 1>you know, the same size as a sloth, and then

0:52:55.520 --> 0:52:59.400
<v Speaker 1>stores could have killed them out. We don't know. I mean,

0:52:59.440 --> 0:53:02.799
<v Speaker 1>it's trick with that area. The thing is so yeah,

0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:05.879
<v Speaker 1>there's just there's this there's this mopping guy out there

0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:08.000
<v Speaker 1>and you were over harvesting the pack rays and he's

0:53:08.080 --> 0:53:09.880
<v Speaker 1>really ticked about it. But it's a little pip squeak

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:14.560
<v Speaker 1>about He's like the equivalent of a house cat, right,

0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:19.320
<v Speaker 1>God's perfect killing machine, but somehow tiny. Yes, we just

0:53:19.480 --> 0:53:34.160
<v Speaker 1>keeps from from Zutopia. I'm going to get weirded you exactly. Yeah,

0:53:35.120 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 1>joke ever in an animated movie. Anyho, you need to

0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:41.040
<v Speaker 1>see that movie. I think if you can stream it,

0:53:41.800 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I know you can stream it. So our last theory

0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:48.600
<v Speaker 1>here is that indeed the mopping Guari is a totally

0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:53.279
<v Speaker 1>different actual animal. Yeah, so it could be that it

0:53:53.640 --> 0:53:58.680
<v Speaker 1>is just getting credit for the giant and eater? Did

0:53:58.719 --> 0:54:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Grant and eater? You've got have seen photos of the

0:54:00.960 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 1>giant and they are creatures, but they're they're kind of cute, Yeah,

0:54:07.040 --> 0:54:09.120
<v Speaker 1>they got they're Yeah, they're kind of they're like a pug.

0:54:09.200 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 1>They're so ugly they can be cute and either giant

0:54:12.680 --> 0:54:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Andrews for those of you who don't know that, of course,

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:18.520
<v Speaker 1>so they got the big long, weird head. But they

0:54:18.680 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 1>also are about six to seven ft long, which is

0:54:22.560 --> 0:54:25.440
<v Speaker 1>the equivalent of about two meters, and they weigh in

0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:30.200
<v Speaker 1>about seventy to ninety pounds, which is thirty three tots,

0:54:30.440 --> 0:54:34.600
<v Speaker 1>which is nowhere. So this puts them standing upright sort

0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 1>of in the same range and side up though, I

0:54:40.840 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 1>don't they do. They can't. I don't think they do normally,

0:54:45.040 --> 0:54:47.239
<v Speaker 1>but they and I don't know that they smell bad.

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:49.480
<v Speaker 1>But they, like we talked about before, they've got really

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:53.400
<v Speaker 1>long fur and it's kind of blackish I think normally

0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:56.920
<v Speaker 1>the images I've seen there, they're grayish black. Right, It

0:54:57.000 --> 0:55:02.560
<v Speaker 1>depends on there. Okay, it's like dogs, they have different colors.

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:05.799
<v Speaker 1>And again, I think it depends on where they're from

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:09.520
<v Speaker 1>to You'll get a lot of this happens with almost

0:55:09.560 --> 0:55:13.719
<v Speaker 1>every species. What it depends on where they are, how

0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:17.279
<v Speaker 1>what they need to be blending you, Like corgis there's

0:55:17.280 --> 0:55:21.520
<v Speaker 1>different breezes depending on where and what eales they're from. Yes, yeah, yeah,

0:55:21.640 --> 0:55:25.040
<v Speaker 1>depending on their natural environs. Is the furniture in this

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:29.680
<v Speaker 1>house that? Yeah? Well so the thing to remember though,

0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:35.400
<v Speaker 1>is that the giant ant eater is a pretty passive creature.

0:55:35.920 --> 0:55:40.320
<v Speaker 1>They are not normally an aggressive creature, but they will

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:45.960
<v Speaker 1>fight back if they are threatened, So yes, that's very true.

0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:51.120
<v Speaker 1>They also apparently like to sleep in dense foliage, which

0:55:51.200 --> 0:55:54.840
<v Speaker 1>could lend credence to the It's rushing out of the

0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:59.239
<v Speaker 1>underbrush at me, and it's super scary that could be

0:55:59.400 --> 0:56:03.879
<v Speaker 1>part of it. I don't know, but I mean again,

0:56:03.960 --> 0:56:06.680
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing of people running away before they see

0:56:06.760 --> 0:56:09.839
<v Speaker 1>the animal that that could lend. Oh well, I didn't

0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:15.920
<v Speaker 1>realize there's a certain embarrassment factor there too. I ran

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:18.439
<v Speaker 1>away from you ran away from an ant eater, ted, Yeah,

0:56:20.160 --> 0:56:23.759
<v Speaker 1>you are no, it was much scared a bigger than that.

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:27.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm currently looking at a picture of a giant ant

0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:30.480
<v Speaker 1>eater is a certain breed I full disclaimer, I don't

0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:33.640
<v Speaker 1>know where it is or anything. And gray one, but yeah,

0:56:33.640 --> 0:56:37.000
<v Speaker 1>it's black and gray. But the black patch is in

0:56:37.080 --> 0:56:42.319
<v Speaker 1>a very distinct like smile across its shoulders and through

0:56:42.400 --> 0:56:45.480
<v Speaker 1>its chest outlined in white that I can imagine if

0:56:45.560 --> 0:56:47.680
<v Speaker 1>that were standing up, I would maybe think that was

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:54.600
<v Speaker 1>a giant open mouth att Yeah. Almost. Yeah, So there

0:56:54.640 --> 0:56:58.960
<v Speaker 1>are patterns like that in in their species. The giant

0:56:59.040 --> 0:57:02.160
<v Speaker 1>ant eater also has really big claus. Now, of course,

0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:06.319
<v Speaker 1>those are designed digging to dig up ants and get

0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:11.440
<v Speaker 1>into their it's colonies. I would say, yeah, most animals

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:14.880
<v Speaker 1>that I know of, at least that have really terrifyingly

0:57:15.000 --> 0:57:18.480
<v Speaker 1>long clause use them for digging or climbing. They don't

0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:22.919
<v Speaker 1>really use them to like shred yah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:57:23.280 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 1>And and so that's the thing is that, well, okay,

0:57:26.920 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 1>they don't they're not all that aggressive, they're not all

0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:34.000
<v Speaker 1>that dangerous, except that it turns out that, as we said,

0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:36.600
<v Speaker 1>you can make them mad and they will come at you.

0:57:36.680 --> 0:57:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I was reading stories of a couple of hunters a

0:57:39.400 --> 0:57:43.920
<v Speaker 1>couple of times over the past years that have cornered

0:57:44.160 --> 0:57:48.680
<v Speaker 1>an antagonized ant eaters giant ant eaters, and guess who

0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:53.920
<v Speaker 1>lost The hunters The ant eaters killed them because they

0:57:54.080 --> 0:57:56.480
<v Speaker 1>are big enough and they have big enough clause that

0:57:56.560 --> 0:58:01.200
<v Speaker 1>if they do land the lucky strike your how stupid human.

0:58:01.520 --> 0:58:04.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, it kind of makes you wonder why

0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:06.640
<v Speaker 1>you would do that, not just because of the danger obviously,

0:58:06.760 --> 0:58:09.440
<v Speaker 1>but just because you're more on, You're more on in

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:11.960
<v Speaker 1>your jerk. But yeah, I mean, maybe they just figured

0:58:11.960 --> 0:58:14.720
<v Speaker 1>they're so passive that we can just mess with them forever.

0:58:14.800 --> 0:58:18.440
<v Speaker 1>They're never gonna lash out of Well. One thing, one

0:58:18.520 --> 0:58:22.840
<v Speaker 1>thing that I also wonder is the time of year

0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:28.240
<v Speaker 1>that most of these interactions are happening. And I was

0:58:28.280 --> 0:58:32.120
<v Speaker 1>going to say, more like, if on accident, somebody wandered

0:58:32.200 --> 0:58:35.480
<v Speaker 1>in between an anti eater mama and her babies and

0:58:35.640 --> 0:58:39.040
<v Speaker 1>they're going to get probably pretty aggressive or maybe wandering

0:58:39.120 --> 0:58:41.520
<v Speaker 1>between like an antiae or in a really fat, juicy

0:58:41.640 --> 0:58:44.040
<v Speaker 1>colony of ants. You know, they probably take them off too,

0:58:44.240 --> 0:58:47.520
<v Speaker 1>probably lest they probably be a little more patient to wait.

0:58:47.960 --> 0:58:50.360
<v Speaker 1>But you know, if you're standing in between pretty much

0:58:50.400 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 1>any mama and her babies, you're going to get. This

0:58:53.960 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 1>is my My direction was a bull and a cow.

0:58:59.320 --> 0:59:04.400
<v Speaker 1>He's he's going to try to quote unquote defend his territory. Well,

0:59:04.640 --> 0:59:07.560
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how that works with to be honest,

0:59:07.920 --> 0:59:11.160
<v Speaker 1>they are such an alien creature to me. They literally

0:59:11.320 --> 0:59:14.360
<v Speaker 1>could reproduce by osmosis and I would have no idea,

0:59:14.640 --> 0:59:16.160
<v Speaker 1>and somebody could tell me that, and I would say

0:59:16.160 --> 0:59:18.800
<v Speaker 1>that sounds right, Yeah, totally. I mean, look at that

0:59:18.920 --> 0:59:21.800
<v Speaker 1>for it makes sense. They're so weird looking at the

0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:23.680
<v Speaker 1>are I mean, like I said, they're kind of cute,

0:59:23.720 --> 0:59:26.280
<v Speaker 1>but they are really freaking weird. Yeah, I would say,

0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:29.920
<v Speaker 1>just in general on this story, unless would we have

0:59:29.960 --> 0:59:31.840
<v Speaker 1>more theorious Well, the only thing that I have left

0:59:31.920 --> 0:59:35.880
<v Speaker 1>in this theory particular is that the at one point

0:59:35.920 --> 0:59:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I think I talked about this maybe I didn't, was

0:59:38.320 --> 0:59:42.400
<v Speaker 1>that the legends say that the mopping Guarry can't cross water,

0:59:42.920 --> 0:59:45.480
<v Speaker 1>that it won't cross water, which is kind of screwy

0:59:45.680 --> 0:59:50.160
<v Speaker 1>since the Amazon is lousy with waterways. Well, it turns

0:59:50.160 --> 0:59:53.480
<v Speaker 1>out the the giant ant eater loves to swim, has

0:59:53.560 --> 0:59:56.520
<v Speaker 1>no problems with it. So I mean these both say

0:59:56.640 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 1>that maybe the legend is wrong and the giant eater

0:59:59.640 --> 1:00:02.240
<v Speaker 1>isn't the critter. I don't know, but that's all I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say. In general, my feeling on this story

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<v Speaker 1>is that it's certainly based in truth, whether tenuously based

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<v Speaker 1>in truth or not. Uh, there are enough animals that

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<v Speaker 1>could be this animal, both in distant past as in

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<v Speaker 1>the giant sloth or modern yeah, or in the modern

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<v Speaker 1>day with a giant ant eater or some here to

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<v Speaker 1>with not yet discovered that's the right, some some now

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<v Speaker 1>as of now undiscovered creature in the Amazon, because there

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<v Speaker 1>are tons of them, I'm sure. Still, I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>that this this is kind of one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>where an indigenous people or lots of different groups of

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<v Speaker 1>indigenous people's came up with a story to not only

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<v Speaker 1>talk about why it's important that you only take what

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<v Speaker 1>you need, but also to scare the kids and also

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<v Speaker 1>to explain some things they maybe didn't understand, and that

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<v Speaker 1>legend just grew and grew and grew, and so South

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<v Speaker 1>America's captain planet, got it? Yeah, Joe, what's yours? Probably,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean all these all these stories are around. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously people tell stories. They like to tell stories, and

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<v Speaker 1>telling fictional stories is nothing new, probably, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they could legends have been around for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I am currently listening to Dracula. So obviously we all

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<v Speaker 1>love scary stories or I mean, you know, any of

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<v Speaker 1>the Homer stories. Yeah, and that's really really early days.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so I mean that's what we do as

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<v Speaker 1>we tell stories. There was not cautionary tales. Cautionary tales,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I mean that we love that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a story. I mean that kind of that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a story where you know, somebody gets his rightful

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<v Speaker 1>come up and that kind of thing, and cautionary tales,

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<v Speaker 1>and they they're all it's kind of in the same vein.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So, Yeah, I could totally see this whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>just being entirely made up of full cloth. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of an amalgam of various critters that have been

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<v Speaker 1>seen in the general Yeah, yeah, kind of just of

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<v Speaker 1>the we didn't wait around, and it made a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of smells, and it made a bunch of rucks, and

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<v Speaker 1>you saw bits and pieces, and so you just in

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<v Speaker 1>your mind you glue these three things together and suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>new faery giant skunk. Yeah, I'm gonna say there are

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<v Speaker 1>actually their animals out there. Beside the giant skunk. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a stink badger of Southeast Asia. And you know another

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<v Speaker 1>something else that can project a hideous, horrible smell, although

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<v Speaker 1>generally it seems to be a really small skape. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that skunk, but it seems like really small creatures kind

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<v Speaker 1>of need to have that particular defense against the people

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<v Speaker 1>to use it as a defense. Yeah, totally. Where we're huge,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really need that. But what's to say that, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, what's to say that this

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<v Speaker 1>animal isn't the natural predator of say the skunk. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's sprayed a lot. Well, they just get sprayed

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<v Speaker 1>a lot for all the skunks they're killing because they

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<v Speaker 1>have no sense of smell, right, so that's evolved for them.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't care. They're just killing all of these stink

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<v Speaker 1>animals and it's there for is just so full of

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<v Speaker 1>the years and years of stink. Okay, I could be

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<v Speaker 1>able by that. I you know, I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>that it is just it is a reason that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's stinky Ted with his dreads which Joe started

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<v Speaker 1>us a rhyming mood from earlier tonight apparently, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I I really I don't think. I don't think the

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<v Speaker 1>mop and guari is a current contemporary creature. I will

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<v Speaker 1>call it a cryptod because I think that it may

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<v Speaker 1>have been an unknown animal in the past in you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the scale that it's described at. I don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>it's the megatherium o megafauna like we had in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might have been some scale down version

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<v Speaker 1>that is no more that. That's really what I think

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<v Speaker 1>until Or and his team come back with better data,

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<v Speaker 1>because remember they they've been collecting samples from people for years.

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<v Speaker 1>People have been turning in uh scat samples and hair

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<v Speaker 1>samples saying I think that this was the mopping g

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<v Speaker 1>warri and every time they tested it turns out to

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<v Speaker 1>be some other animals, some kind of monkey or an

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<v Speaker 1>ant eater or some other animal that's indigenous to the area.

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<v Speaker 1>So so far they literally have squat to show. So

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<v Speaker 1>I really, unfortunately I think that I don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a real thing anymore. Um, they've you've we've

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<v Speaker 1>over lefted the area. Actually, what I said, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>the local Indians pulling the white man's leg too. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I almost wrote that. I'm glad you brought that up

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<v Speaker 1>because I put that in there earlier, the fact that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the Europeans showed up and the locals said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, there's this big, starty, smelly, stinky, gross

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<v Speaker 1>things out there, and that might have been their way

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<v Speaker 1>to try to protect what they considered a precious item,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it be gold or plants or pigs or literally

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<v Speaker 1>the forests. Yeah, you really, actually just I could even

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<v Speaker 1>see like that. It's not even so much of that

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<v Speaker 1>motivation as you have these people showing up. The next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you get these really credulous people from universities.

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<v Speaker 1>It's anthropologist types. You're saying, please tell us about your

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<v Speaker 1>folklore traditions, and you're like, what the hell, Okay, let

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<v Speaker 1>me make something up here and we'll pay you to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Yeah, I tell a good story. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>you must have all sorts of really fascinating, colorful stories

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<v Speaker 1>like people like you always do. Okay, let me pull

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<v Speaker 1>something in my butt here and they make us some

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<v Speaker 1>they've just so totally absurded off the top and they're

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<v Speaker 1>like and they're like, and then they go to all

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<v Speaker 1>the other you do you know of the mopping Quarry.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have stories? Oh? Oh yeah, yeah, we totally

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<v Speaker 1>have that. We do. Our smells worse, do we have yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me more about this and then but yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>you see that this guy after he makes this thing

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<v Speaker 1>up at a whole cloth years ago, and then later

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<v Speaker 1>on he's telling his place and they totally bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why these people think there's so much

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<v Speaker 1>freaking smarter than we are. Oh my god, they just

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<v Speaker 1>bought the whole thing there. Stupid. Yeah, we really are stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>We are. Okay, Well, that is the that is the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the Mopping Guarry Cryptids story. Let's give you

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<v Speaker 1>entire historical list of all topics covered. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>merch section so you can find our merchandise, so everything

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<v Speaker 1>there is on the website. Again, Thinking Sideways podcast dot

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<v Speaker 1>Com really easy, really fun to find. With that having

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<v Speaker 1>been said, something smells in here, So we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of here. And you, guys, week big big

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<v Speaker 1>foot is that you. I'm not like the other's big foot.

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<v Speaker 1>I see through the monster coding and the gentle loaner inside.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have a wounded raccoon friend that you tenderly

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<v Speaker 1>nurse back to health way you go, but in the

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<v Speaker 1>end they shoot you. But you teach us about things.

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