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Speaker 1: Kabooms.

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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere you have found your way to

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Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g Radio

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Speaker 1: as we chop away on the weekend, Danny every single day,

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Speaker 1: no days off, well, there will be some days off,

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Speaker 1: but no days off from the podcast, Danny, as we're

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Speaker 1: here hanging out, kicking off the festivities this weekend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I can't believe that we're already smack dab in

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Speaker 3: the middle of the summer, and in just a few

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Speaker 3: weeks there's gonna be a baby crying in the background

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Speaker 3: of this podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's right, we are closing in on the big day here.

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Speaker 1: This is near the end of June, right, this is

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Speaker 1: the big Is this the last weekend in the month

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Speaker 1: the next to last. I guess next weekend we go

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Speaker 1: in the month of June. So when's the big day?

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Speaker 1: What are we looking at here? Late July early August

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Speaker 3: When the baby's being born. I'm gonna be broadcasting Live

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Speaker 3: with Covino and Rich from Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Oh you'll you'll be leaving. That's good, You'll be hanging out.

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Speaker 1: Why stop at Vegas? You go to the East coast,

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Speaker 1: Anyway, on this podcast we have bingo, card whale watching

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Speaker 1: and scientifical and whatever else pops up. We'll get to

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Speaker 1: the Saturday podcast Get the Mailbag on Sunday. But the

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Speaker 1: kickoff the festivities a story that I was very surprised

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Speaker 1: by it with a plot twist. So one of the

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Speaker 1: perks of doing the overnight show as we don't have

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Speaker 1: For example, I see my boss maybe once a year,

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Speaker 1: a good thing, right, A lot of people want to

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Speaker 1: Now, Danny, you don't have a lot of options where

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Speaker 1: you know what was happening, Danny, g to cause that

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Speaker 1: Well, it was not a Clipper parade, but it was

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Speaker 1: in many ways a parade. Very funny, Danny, very funny.

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Speaker 1: I guess they must have had a force field. Were

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Speaker 1: God forbid you drive among the commoners because your royalty.

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Speaker 1: There was an accident, but that wasn't why it caused

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's craziness.

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Speaker 1: So we have a security guard. There's a desk right

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he will hold you down, and he will

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Speaker 3: Of those guys. When you exit stage left and you

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Speaker 1: so they're just like in a zombie state, which is disappointing,

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Speaker 1: but not not all that surprising.

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Speaker 3: Put your damn phone down for a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are we sounding like our parents? I think right,

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Speaker 1: isn't that.

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Speaker 3: Get out there? Plus they told us put your beeper away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, stop watching TV and get outside and live in

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Speaker 1: the real world. Okay, Well, here's an interesting thing. It

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Speaker 1: says that by the year twenty one hundred. I love

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Speaker 1: these predictions on the future. This is a science story.

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Speaker 1: They claim based on what the evolution of home workers.

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Speaker 1: They said, experts have an idea of what homeworkers will

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Speaker 1: look like by the US two thousand. They claim that

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Speaker 1: home people that work at home will have hunchbacks, they'll

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Speaker 1: have dark, swollen eyes, and their hands will be clawlike

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Speaker 1: by which year twenty one hundred, so seventy years from now,

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Speaker 1: potentually a little more in that. This is done by

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Speaker 1: the University of Leeds And they said that because so

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Speaker 1: many people have decided to not go back to work

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Speaker 1: and they're working from home and all that, that this

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Speaker 1: is all going to happen. And I am calling bullshit

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Speaker 1: on this one. I'm calling bullshit on this, but they

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Speaker 1: the drawings are quite quite scare of what this would

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Speaker 1: would look like. It shows a woman sitting on her

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Speaker 1: bed with a laptop and she's got like a dog

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Speaker 1: bowl and some snacks and a drink, and yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go No, I'm gonna say that that's not going

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Speaker 1: to happen. But what do I know? And what else

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Speaker 1: do we have on scientific How about this one? This

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Speaker 1: is another good story along the same train of thought.

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Speaker 1: Here are ten tech breakthroughs that are predicted, yes, predicted,

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Speaker 1: to change our lives this century, this century. Do you

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Speaker 1: see this?

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Speaker 3: No? But flying automobiles better be on the list.

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Speaker 1: People would need flying automobiles if they just stay at

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Speaker 1: home and they become hunchbacks with eyes, they wouldn't need

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Speaker 1: any of that. They'd be like, hey, I'm good, I

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Speaker 1: don't need anything here. I'm good to go knock me out.

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Speaker 1: So these predictions are fun, I do. I would like

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Speaker 1: to say the prediction stories are even better when you

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Speaker 1: go back into the archive and go back one hundred

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Speaker 1: years from today or two hundred years and when people

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Speaker 1: predicted what the world would be like. It's great. But

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Speaker 1: there's another story out. This is from a consulting website

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Speaker 1: and they have issued all these things that they believe

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Speaker 1: will be part of the world within one hundred years.

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Speaker 1: They say that people will wear are contact lenses and

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Speaker 1: what is that said? You will no longer need a smartphone.

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Speaker 1: You will use an AR technology, which is AI contact

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Speaker 1: lenses to display the information that is on your phone today.

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Speaker 1: That you will just put these contact lenses in and

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Speaker 1: your daily use all your daily things, everything you need.

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Speaker 1: You'll scan the internet, You'll have everything, and you'll all

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Speaker 1: just use your eye. That's it.

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Speaker 3: In my eyes. That doesn't sound und comfortable at all.

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Speaker 1: Well, then you're up shit creek without a paddle. Danny Apps,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you.

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Speaker 3: If I have an iPad, we'll be able to be like,

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Speaker 3: look at that dude, he's old school.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that. Look at that boomer. Look at

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Speaker 1: that guy. Right, I'll have to change it up from boomer.

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Speaker 1: Another prediction, they say that AI will enable us to

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Speaker 1: be telepathic. Yeah, oh yeah, According to a doctor at

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Speaker 1: the Institute of Analytics, artificial intelligence will Artificial intelligence will

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Speaker 1: enable machines to peer inside our minds and will make

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Speaker 1: humans telepath. That mind reading will no longer just be

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Speaker 1: in science fiction. They claim, I don't I don't want that.

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Speaker 1: I don't want somebody reading my mind. I do not

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Speaker 1: Do you want that? Who wants that? Does anyone want that?

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Speaker 3: Well, if what you're surfing on in your case being

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Speaker 3: through your eyeballs, they'll now go into your brain and

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Speaker 3: know what commercials to play in your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just what I need. That's just well, here's

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Speaker 1: something that I do support. They predict that within the

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Speaker 1: next century that human beings will have an AI butler.

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Speaker 1: That'd be good, right, A servant, an AI servant to

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Speaker 1: help you prepare. It says it will help you prepare meals,

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Speaker 1: help you with workouts, and put your work schedule together

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. How would AI help you make dinner?

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Speaker 3: I guess step by step the voice would walk you

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Speaker 3: through a recipe.

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Speaker 1: They say sometimes between twenty sometimes between twenty thirty and

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Speaker 1: twenty fifty, we will see intelligent personal assistance that can

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Speaker 1: solve complex tasks. Complex task can Yes, I guess they

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Speaker 1: wouldn't actually able to make Yeah, they just as you said, Dany,

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Speaker 1: they'd be advised. But don't we already have that. They'd

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Speaker 1: be advising we have, we have YouTube they advise us

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Speaker 1: how to alexa.

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Speaker 3: But if you could choose the voice, I would want

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Speaker 3: Gordon Ramsey while I'm in the kitchen, you.

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Speaker 1: Idiot, that'd be good. I'd like that guy Bangham. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's again? Merrill? Is that guy? The guy Meryl the chef?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Bangham.

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Speaker 1: Some other predictions, people will swallow digital pills to pre

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Speaker 1: diagnose illness. Don't they already have that? They can put

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Speaker 1: a camera inside you, right, can't they do that with

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Speaker 1: some things? That's that's right out of the matrix. The

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Speaker 1: prediction says that people would be able to swallow a

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Speaker 1: digital pill with iningestible sensors, and then they will be

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Speaker 1: able to be pre warned on possible medical conditions that

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Speaker 1: could be coming up down the line.

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Speaker 3: Crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, here's one right out of the terminator. They

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Speaker 1: say that people will replace body parts with robotics. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. You think that's gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about that. Say you die, they can

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Speaker 3: bring you back in the part of your body that's wrecked.

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Speaker 3: They just make that part robotic, so you'd be half man,

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Speaker 3: half machine.

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Speaker 1: They claim they can claim whatever they want, right, it's

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Speaker 1: a claim. They say that by the twenty sixties, so

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Speaker 1: about forty years.

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Speaker 3: We will not We just got to hang on then, Ben,

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Speaker 3: We'll never die.

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Speaker 1: There you go, man, we'll be good. We just got

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Speaker 1: to make it another forty years. They say we won't

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Speaker 1: be just living longer, but we'll be in better health

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Speaker 1: than ever before. But they also say the technology, the

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Speaker 1: fields of robotics and human augmentation, that instead of the

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Speaker 1: natural aging and all that, that'll all be eliminated. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank god, wonderful, can't wait. I think we'll leave it.

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Speaker 1: There's a bunch of other things here, but I think

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Speaker 1: those are something the bigger ones. I love, Biggie, and

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Speaker 1: that'll be the way to go. Although they did say

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Speaker 1: Wall Street's can be completely screwed here because AI will

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Speaker 1: be able to predict the stocks going up. So if

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Speaker 1: everyone knows which stocks are going to go up, wouldn't

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Speaker 1: then that destroy Wall Street? If everyone knows everyone has

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Speaker 1: insider information.

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Speaker 3: And boom goes to dynamite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, all right, we'll get out on that. It

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Speaker 1: is Friday, Danny, anything you would like to promote here

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Speaker 1: on a glorious Friday in June, the twenty third day

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Speaker 1: of the month.

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Speaker 3: Here still working, You finished your on airshift. That's right, man,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go into the studios this afternoon for

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Speaker 3: a fun Friday show with Covino and Rich two to

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Speaker 3: four pm on the West Coast five to seven pm

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Speaker 3: in New York City.

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Speaker 1: So check that out. And thank you for downloading this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully you subscribe to all the other podcasts, most importantly

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Speaker 1: the Ben Malor Show podcast for me and Danny's on

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Speaker 1: with Covino and Rich as well, and have a wonderful

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Speaker 1: rest of your day. We have big podcast fun to

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Speaker 1: come on Saturday and then the mail Bag on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and we will catch you then later.

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Speaker 3: Skater Tod, what's your second pop?

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Speaker 1: The Wizzards