WEBVTT - Oppenheimer Drug Deal

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Love A tag team phone tap that means two of

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite phone tappers doing one phone tap together. Today's

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<v Speaker 1>tag team phone tap is from Scary and Dave Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Brillian Skeary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jay wanted to play a phone tap on his dad, Marco,

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<v Speaker 2>who is a very gullible guy.

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<v Speaker 3>So Brody and I tag teamed up to do our

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<v Speaker 3>very first phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap ever together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So I called him doing my favorite annoying character,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Michael Oppenheimer. And I call him doing.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite annoying character me. Oh yeah, They're no one

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<v Speaker 1>more irritating. All right, let's see what happens in their

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<v Speaker 1>tag team phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Good. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Grace Cock Soup.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you doing today, sir, Well, experience to authentic

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<v Speaker 3>taste of Jamaica and the Caribbean through our delicious recipes

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<v Speaker 3>and products, Grace Foods, the Cock Soup Mix.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me what you call?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling for the person who owns this phone. Every

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<v Speaker 3>time you select the Grace brands, it's an expression of love.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to hit his noise.

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<v Speaker 3>Not simple recipe.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, sir, my name is Mark Scammermon. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 2>from the Department of Phone and Security, Northeast Division. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we're tracking suspect and we're hoping you can help us out.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sure, anything I can do? Sure? All right.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a man posing as a telemarketer. Has anyone

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<v Speaker 2>called you today, sir, trying to sell.

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<v Speaker 3>You a product?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, sir, okay, he's trying to sell you a product.

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<v Speaker 2>He gets your credit card information and then he funnels

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<v Speaker 2>that money for bad things. So here's what I need

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<v Speaker 2>you to do. If he calls you back, you need

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<v Speaker 2>to keep them on the line for a minute and

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<v Speaker 2>ten seconds so we.

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<v Speaker 1>Can track him.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. Okay, yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can help out your country here.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, I'm good American.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not say anything, don't don't slip up, Just

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<v Speaker 2>ask questions about the product, and we're gonna be monitoring

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<v Speaker 2>the call.

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<v Speaker 1>We just can't track him unless he's on the line

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yes, sir, okay, we'll be listening. Yes, sir, okay. Hello,

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<v Speaker 4>this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Michael Oppenheimer with Grease foods cock soup mix. How

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<v Speaker 3>are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm very good. How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>You can use grease cock soup to add body and

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<v Speaker 3>flavor to your chicken, shrimp or especially beef.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it sounds good. Yes, I'm letting buy several several

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<v Speaker 4>pieces of that or several I was in cans and

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<v Speaker 4>as a.

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<v Speaker 3>Crumpany serving or the call, I'll call you right back.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, I still want to hit him. Hello, Hello, Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell was that?

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<v Speaker 4>Listen? That tried to him? He said, you want to

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<v Speaker 4>call me back?

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<v Speaker 1>What is he selling?

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<v Speaker 3>You got?

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<v Speaker 4>So? I don't know. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>We asked you to keep him on the phone, and

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't make a strong enough effort.

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<v Speaker 1>We need him on the phone front.

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<v Speaker 4>Try to keep them back.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep him on the phone if he calls back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, sir, thank you, thank you. Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know, I know, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like cock soup mix?

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<v Speaker 4>I want to try it? I want to and I

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<v Speaker 4>know some people who want.

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<v Speaker 3>To try a Toolah. Can I send you a dozen

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<v Speaker 3>packets of this for seven ninety nine each?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure that'd be fine, that'd be fine. Let me find

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<v Speaker 4>my credit card around here? So may I.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on a second. I'm going through the mountains. I

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<v Speaker 3>might lose you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well wait wait, wait, don't don't lose me. Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>You're not to hear yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, I'll have to call you back.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, don't call you back. Is it Michael, No.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Michael. It's Mark Scammerman again. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>catch a drug dealer.

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<v Speaker 4>I I can't do that about that? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a citizen?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm American citizen. What do you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 2>You might as well hand the crack right to little

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy in the school yard.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you back. Get him on the phone, keep

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<v Speaker 1>him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Grace Franks.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure before you drive anywhere through a mount into it.

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<v Speaker 4>I really really want this soup that very bad right.

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<v Speaker 4>My grandmother she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Sick too, and she like cocks soup.

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<v Speaker 4>My grandmother likes it too. She just called me and listen,

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<v Speaker 4>she needs it very badly. Really, So wherever you are,

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<v Speaker 4>just staying still for me, would.

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<v Speaker 3>You like the small one or the large one?

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<v Speaker 4>I take a few of every one. She loves them all.

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<v Speaker 4>She likes it, Yes, she loves them very much.

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<v Speaker 3>It's perfect for people with just gums and new teeth.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's good because she has no teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, this cock soup mix will go well in a

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<v Speaker 3>bowl and she could slurp it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, good listen sir. How how how long has

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<v Speaker 4>this company been out? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Marco, Marco, who is this plo?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Tony Jones and David Brody with That was the

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<v Speaker 3>Random Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>We have your son Jay on the phone. Jason phone tapped, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna kill you, bro your mom gonna kill you, brom

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<v Speaker 4>We kind of. I'm sorry, Gad, I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre

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<v Speaker 1>recorded with permission granted by all participates.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show