WEBVTT - We're Talking Drunk Texts With NORE

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<v Speaker 1>All right when we come back eight five, eight five,

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<v Speaker 1>one oh five one, Nori is here. Of course you

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<v Speaker 1>know he's from Drink Champs. But we're gonna be talking

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<v Speaker 1>drink text this morning. Context, drunk text, drunk text. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>now no nose before sim Simm. And now this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>really comes the other day one of our producers up here,

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<v Speaker 1>her name, we call a sim Simmer. This story better

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<v Speaker 1>be good. Who got the keys to the story? Better

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<v Speaker 1>be good? It's better be phenomenal. Now she got a

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<v Speaker 1>drunk text the other night from an old classmate. It

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<v Speaker 1>better be phenomenal. Now what did that that that class

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<v Speaker 1>me see to you? You gotta take your mask off

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<v Speaker 1>to talk him? Oh sorry, I'm just so used to it. Um. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like three o'clock in the morning. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of y'all texting me pertaining to the show. But what

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<v Speaker 1>do they do and text you at three o'clock. I

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<v Speaker 1>would never be texting, but not necessarily done. But like

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<v Speaker 1>other producers, I was trying to do alle ahead. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking to somebody from the show to talk about work,

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<v Speaker 1>because usually it's only me and God at that time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I look and the name I'm not gonna say it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was somebody I haven't spoken to and like

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<v Speaker 1>since I graduated. And when I opened it, I could

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<v Speaker 1>already tell it's a full paragraph like that. When you

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<v Speaker 1>got to scroll along, it's like he's like, oh, long

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<v Speaker 1>drunk text. Yes, he was telling me about like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who passed away. I have no idea that He's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I did this ten years ago, but I

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<v Speaker 1>like you, And like in between he's dropping like that

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<v Speaker 1>don't even make sense, and that he took a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of what I wrote in our yearbook and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh I saw this, and I just thought the timing

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<v Speaker 1>was right, blah blah blah. And then like ten minutes

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<v Speaker 1>later he techn me back, girls, I didn't do that right.

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<v Speaker 1>That wasn't a good drunk text. That was a story.

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<v Speaker 1>It was frantic good drum texts when you send somebody

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<v Speaker 1>something and you know you'd be like, yo, um, I

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<v Speaker 1>want that, pissy. That's a silly drunk text. The thing

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<v Speaker 1>is a woman hit you and be like, yoall want

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<v Speaker 1>that dump? Like dump you're talking about you mean, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's open the phone lines eight five A five one

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<v Speaker 1>oh five, and we're talking drunk text. We're talking some more.

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<v Speaker 1>If you set one by accident, maybe you receive something.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>the Breakfast Club. It's topic time because the phone called

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred five eight five one oh five. Want to

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<v Speaker 1>join it to the discussion with the Breakfast Club. Talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it morning. Everybody's DJ Envy Charlomagne, the guy we

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<v Speaker 1>are the Breakfast Club. Now if he's just joining us,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Nori's here. He is our guest host for

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<v Speaker 1>today and we're talking drunk text. You know, he's from

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<v Speaker 1>Drake Champ, so we're talking drunk texts. Now. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>guys ever received a drunk text on the Drunk Masters

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<v Speaker 1>right there? Old time name one? Just you know, we've

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<v Speaker 1>been having amazing years and just like just our brothers

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<v Speaker 1>just hitting us in saying thank you. You You know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been able to give sixteen people jobs, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, even more than when I've been rapping. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just always every now and then, like I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>somebody a bonus or something like that, or someone who

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<v Speaker 1>just text men, you really really a real one. And

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer that much more than the street Texas when

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<v Speaker 1>they say you're a real one. Um from text me

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<v Speaker 1>know one time he's like, yo, y'all love you, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to thank you for everything that you do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what did you thank me? Which it might

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<v Speaker 1>be thank yoused to Yeah, yeah, and then that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's good like every you know. Um, I like to say,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't make up the phrase giving out flowers. We

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<v Speaker 1>made it famous, right, and the way y'all do it

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<v Speaker 1>is stupid. Fly when y'all do the the gold flower,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you when it means the most. When

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<v Speaker 1>you see God bless the dad damn right, God blessed

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<v Speaker 1>the dead gangster. Yeah, definitely, it really hits and take

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<v Speaker 1>off too, you know what I mean? Yeah? But um so,

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<v Speaker 1>what I like to say is drunk Texas are necessary

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<v Speaker 1>because sometimes it's something that you really mean, like like

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<v Speaker 1>like like my homegirl just said, like maybe this guy

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<v Speaker 1>really meant that, really wanted to say that attention. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have the courage and you know Asian Spade and

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<v Speaker 1>Sarak gives you that courage, you know what I mean. So,

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<v Speaker 1>um so, I think it's necessary became to the Tina. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's necessary and I think it's dope to

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<v Speaker 1>give people flywers. I think it's really you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>really knew envy when he had an MPV. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, He really uh, I really no, no, Montero, Monterro.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. MPV was I'm putting your car, always pulling

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<v Speaker 1>my car, you know what I'm saying. But um, and

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<v Speaker 1>to see where he's at, that's beautiful. So when I

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<v Speaker 1>see him, you know, doing the car shows, and I

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<v Speaker 1>always try to like either I participate or try to participate,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just dope for me. It's dope to see

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<v Speaker 1>where you came from. It's dope to see the evolution

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<v Speaker 1>of a human. You know I'm saying, because human that

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<v Speaker 1>stays are the same, it's just they dead. They're dead.

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<v Speaker 1>So drunk textas are necessary. I'm sorry to make text deep.

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<v Speaker 1>I just there's no one else who didn't make drunk

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<v Speaker 1>texting deep. I gotta I got a drunk text about

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<v Speaker 1>a year ago. I think I told you it was

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<v Speaker 1>another DJ, and I guess he was. I hope he

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<v Speaker 1>was texting a young lady. Tell me who the DJ was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling you. If he tell you, I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you right now. He texted me, y'all, can't wait to

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<v Speaker 1>get that ass right. True story. I don't seed the problems.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to prove this was a true story. And

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he caught himself later a couple of hours later,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, no, my bad bro for you. He

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<v Speaker 1>gave you two hours to response, and then he realized, like,

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<v Speaker 1>damn if he ain't gonna give me no action, so

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<v Speaker 1>let me clean this. But it was drunk sex. He

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<v Speaker 1>was drunk, and he meant to text lady tell you

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<v Speaker 1>it was I'm not gonna do that too. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna meet Jasmine. Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You were drunk, texted Jasmine girl. Yes, man, I have

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<v Speaker 1>sent the fifty sec um. I you know, I had

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<v Speaker 1>an idea of what I was doing, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get the outcome that I was hoping for. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was more like, uh, what are you doing it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Because good morning? You know. And I don't think people

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<v Speaker 1>realize what people don't. Women don't realize when you say

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<v Speaker 1>pissy instead of the other word. It throws people off,

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<v Speaker 1>especially after that young man. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>After that young Miami interfew would treat it. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be careful. You hit here to do a talk about

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna get this pissie. No, you're not gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>on me. Hello. Who's this? Hey? This is Cozy from Detroit.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? I was drunk and I picked my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>mom tell her I was gonna be her as WHOA?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you make up for that? I text your

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend's mom, You're gonna be the How do you make

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<v Speaker 1>up for that? One? Yeah? That's that's weird. I was

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<v Speaker 1>your pause, I mean not pause, but don't curse. I

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<v Speaker 1>was drunk, but yeah, it was hard, like you had

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<v Speaker 1>to have a whole conversation about it everything. Damn it? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I wanted a frist about who was you? Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you mean it? Or did you really mean that?

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<v Speaker 1>I meant to say this for my boyfriend. You meant

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<v Speaker 1>to tell your byfriend I'm gonna beat your mom's ass. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean to tell him. Oh, well, I'm gone. You

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<v Speaker 1>could have been saying some other wild stuff. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? You're gonna have told your boyfriend mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Now would be Hello, who's this? Hi? I see more?

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<v Speaker 1>I for medium? Sorry? Now you're drunk? Texted what did

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Mama? So I'm all that work, but my

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<v Speaker 1>man is now certainly say he was gone for a

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<v Speaker 1>bit work. I was out with the girl. We were

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<v Speaker 1>speaking and he talk so I start had some slips

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<v Speaker 1>of me and Towers and all said the whole network.

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<v Speaker 1>Well my not name, that's with Jay and so that's

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<v Speaker 1>my Stepfrothers. So I actually my stepfrother Wow, I was

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<v Speaker 1>drunk and now I have to see a holiday and

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<v Speaker 1>he wins back. Drunk your phone sound crazy? So was you?

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<v Speaker 1>You sent a naked picture, the naked video to your

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<v Speaker 1>fiance's brother. Correct, sound like you're trying to blame it

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<v Speaker 1>on alcohol. It sound like you meant to do that alcohol. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it sounds like you meant to do it like

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<v Speaker 1>you you know, you just blame it on alcohol, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're feeling his brother a little bit. Hello. Who's this? Hello? Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Bro? We're talking? Uh drunk text? Uh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>yea the last year you knowing you no, you could

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<v Speaker 1>get drunk a lot the girl pretty much. But now yo,

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<v Speaker 1>he made him get So that's crazy. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the girl to defecate on his face. Don't he

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<v Speaker 1>take what he wanted to go to sit on his face.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, Oh, that's crazy. I thought we enjoyed that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we was beginning out here. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>boot the game was making people don't sol so it

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<v Speaker 1>was out of tracking. I no longer dripping close to

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<v Speaker 1>back up, dripping five five one on five one. We're

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<v Speaker 1>talking drunk texts and been going sober afterwards. It is

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<v Speaker 1>nuts goes together, Scared Straight, Scared Straight program. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>Breakfast Club. Good Morning called me into the breakfast club topic.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I did five five one five one morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody is d J n V Charlemagne the guy. We

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<v Speaker 1>are to Breakfast Club. We get our guest hosts and

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<v Speaker 1>or E. Norri's here now if you just join us,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about sending drunk text. Now, what are y'all

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<v Speaker 1>looking at? Viral Baby Lucy, the Jasmine brand. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just looking at the Jasmine brand. They put up a

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<v Speaker 1>headline Future allegedly upset that Drinke did an album. Betweenty one, shi'

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<v Speaker 1>says Nori. This just happened. Shout to Jack that we

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<v Speaker 1>said allegedly. Yeah, man, already it's all good. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking drunk text now. Of course, have you ever said

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<v Speaker 1>a drunk text to somebody and and regretted it? Or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you didn't regret it, maybe you don't care. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>who's this? Or we're talking drunk text? You sent one out? Problem,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one, man, I received one? What you got

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<v Speaker 1>it from? What's his name? No? I was out no

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<v Speaker 1>old acquaintment and uh after that happened, returning oh my

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<v Speaker 1>gosh from uh and hate you. You ain't, but a

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<v Speaker 1>do like that in a few minutes later, like where

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<v Speaker 1>you at wanted to see you. It was just like

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<v Speaker 1>a cocaine text here. That's not like a cocaine. That

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<v Speaker 1>don't sound like alcohol. That sound like cocaine for real, man,

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<v Speaker 1>cocaine take you to the mood, Twins. I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>ask with you that story with whack horrible. Hello, who's this? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>For Hannah, Hey mama, we're talking drunk tech. He's sending

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<v Speaker 1>a drunk text to somebody. I didn't send one, but

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<v Speaker 1>my acting college send anyone? What is saying? He just said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up is this? Diana? I said, yeah, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>And he responded, you married? That's all That's all y'all got. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>who's this? You know it's Jimmy from New York. Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>from New York. We're talking drunk textas wander brother, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, but personally, I just think the drink gives you,

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<v Speaker 1>like the confidence to send off the text that you

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<v Speaker 1>always wanted to send off. You know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>It just so happened. You get those texts like four

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<v Speaker 1>three in the morning and that don't look kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>But other than that, if that people be wanting to say.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, are you saying the guy

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<v Speaker 1>the DJ who's saying envy the text and he want

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<v Speaker 1>that ass he really wanted to send that Oh my goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely word Now I feel you. I don't think so

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<v Speaker 1>at all. I think he was trying to say to

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<v Speaker 1>another lady. And then I said another lady, A lady

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<v Speaker 1>who I like this. I listen, I love this. This

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<v Speaker 1>is progressive, bro, whatever you identify as that support. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my goodness, Hello, who's this? Hey? What's up? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even need to be on air, but I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know how sim Sima responded to that drunk text. Dying

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<v Speaker 1>to know how she responded. This must be the person

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<v Speaker 1>the gentleman come in sim So, now if you just

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<v Speaker 1>joined us, sim Simon wanted to produces a pair. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a drunk text a couple of days ago from

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<v Speaker 1>somebody she went to high school with. Yeah, and what

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't say is that the guy was white and

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<v Speaker 1>she's black. And at some point in the text he

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<v Speaker 1>said black lives mother, and it confused her. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>want to black lives mother. But that's why I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say. I can already tell that's not the person

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<v Speaker 1>who text me because that's not the voice of a

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<v Speaker 1>white man. Oh so, how did you reply to the

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<v Speaker 1>to the gentleman, Well, because he was white, I had

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<v Speaker 1>no interest in going. But he was cool side, That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about. So I text him and I

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<v Speaker 1>lie to I was like, I'm in a serious relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I don't mind catching up. We could

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<v Speaker 1>talk like I link with you. And then he texted

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<v Speaker 1>me back and he was like, what did he say?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, um lashes for Tim Simon, the last zero lashes.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, zero lashes for you. He's happy, basically, So

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<v Speaker 1>what's some more of the story. There was a young

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<v Speaker 1>lady that says she texted up ball but Son and

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<v Speaker 1>asked how big his penis was, but she we lost

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<v Speaker 1>up by the way. That By the way, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>drunk texting. You really want to know how big somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>penis is. A drunk text is when you mess up

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<v Speaker 1>a word. You know what I'm saying? Are you? You

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<v Speaker 1>might be overly emotional and you might say something that

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<v Speaker 1>you regret sending, but that's not drunk texting. Just say

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see what the ball with penis look like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I want to get some cut to the

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<v Speaker 1>person who does to cut so lost some more of

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<v Speaker 1>the story. We get some trim. No. You know why

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't lived that. I know because I learned from

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<v Speaker 1>people before me. So I've always been super paranoid about that.

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<v Speaker 1>When I saw it wasn't step to go to jail

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day for that fat joel I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm super back in the day. That was five years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thank god from my financial team Lifeline Financials

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<v Speaker 1>moved the humble and Lord and everybody over there like no,

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<v Speaker 1>by the grace of God. No, Well, somebody is getting

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<v Speaker 1>that knocked because they allegedly, oh four millions. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, The Breakfast Club,