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Speaker 1: It was frantic good drum texts when you send somebody

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Speaker 1: of course, Nori's here. He is our guest host for

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Speaker 1: today and we're talking drunk text. You know, he's from

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Speaker 1: the dead gangster. Yeah, definitely, it really hits and take

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Speaker 1: we're talking about sending drunk text. Now, what are y'all

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Speaker 1: who's this? Or we're talking drunk text? You sent one out? Problem,

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Speaker 1: For Hannah, Hey mama, we're talking drunk tech. He's sending

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Speaker 1: I don't, but personally, I just think the drink gives you,

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Speaker 1: But other than that, if that people be wanting to say.

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Speaker 1: He said, um lashes for Tim Simon, the last zero lashes.

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Speaker 1: He said, zero lashes for you. He's happy, basically, So

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Speaker 1: back in the day for that fat joel I got.

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Speaker 1: I'm super back in the day. That was five years ago.

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Speaker 1: But I thank god from my financial team Lifeline Financials

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Speaker 1: by the grace of God. No, Well, somebody is getting

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Speaker 1: that knocked because they allegedly, oh four millions. We'll talk

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Speaker 1: about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, The Breakfast Club,