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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firms Show? All right, what do you want to talk about? Go?

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Speaker 1: My little ears? You know what you and I have

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Speaker 1: that in common, straighten Ate little ears, And it's because

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Speaker 1: of masks, right, yeah, So you know one of the

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Speaker 1: recommendations from the CDC is to double mask when you're

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Speaker 1: in places with a lot of people. Blah blah blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah. I can't put on two masks. In fact,

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Speaker 1: I can barely put on one sometimes because my little

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Speaker 1: ears don't allow it to hang on a right ears

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Speaker 1: smaller than like average. It may not be the size

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Speaker 1: of ears. It maybe the curvature in the back, whether

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Speaker 1: it's going to it's gonna be enough to hold that strap.

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Speaker 1: My strap popped while I was having a conversation with

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Speaker 1: someone in a store. I was like I was and

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Speaker 1: I was exposed. Everyone could see my I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh god. So on the other hand, it's a little

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Speaker 1: ear thing. I have big ears. I grew up being

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Speaker 1: called Dumbo and will Smith because of my big my

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Speaker 1: big years. So with with the mask, my ears literally

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Speaker 1: I look like a cartoon when when it's popping off. So, Nate,

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Speaker 1: you have small ears. I I overcompensate with my big ears.

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Speaker 1: So it also could be your hair is growing poofy

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Speaker 1: over your ears, so that might be interacting with the strap.

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Speaker 1: It could be that you guys are both more evolved

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Speaker 1: than the rest of us, because I read that ear

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Speaker 1: lobes in your outer ear are going to disappear over

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Speaker 1: time because humans don't really need them anymore like we

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Speaker 1: used to. It was like one of fifteen body parts

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Speaker 1: that are going to go away soon. Well, Nate and

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Speaker 1: I could have told you we are more evolved than

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Speaker 1: all of you. I should have guessed, well, what's on?

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Speaker 1: What else is going to go away? For not being

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Speaker 1: what happened your tailbone? I'm so old. I remember having

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Speaker 1: a tail and I evolved and it disappeared. Now it's

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Speaker 1: just a COXYX. But you're right they say that the

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Speaker 1: coxx is going to go away too because we don't

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Speaker 1: even need that anymore. Um, the NIX was on it.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember the rest. I'll have to go on

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Speaker 1: these things if we really don't need them, well, because

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Speaker 1: we don't need them anymore. What's that will used to eat?

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Speaker 1: Rocks and grass and things that you needed in appendix? Uh?

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Speaker 1: You know and you're some of your only way to

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Speaker 1: break down whatever wouldn't being a gold ladder. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm talking about hard things to digest.

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Speaker 1: I used rocks to over exaggerate the point. We used

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Speaker 1: to things that needed more breakdown that we don't need anymore.

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Speaker 1: And the tailbone, we didn't use it anymore. So the

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Speaker 1: tail started leaving. It became the cock six, and now

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Speaker 1: the cock six is leaving by well, your tiny ears?

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Speaker 1: How do you even hear what I said? Should? I

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Speaker 1: heard you? Clearly? I heard? All right, dumb bot, A

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Speaker 1: little test for everybody. Okay, So on money holding up?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Is that my wooden bottle opener? Put that down?

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Speaker 1: You live in my house, you play with my penis

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Speaker 1: bottle opener. I feel like you're trying to become me. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that movie that talented Mr Ripley where he assume

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Speaker 1: the other guy's identity? Um? Okay, So hold your thumb

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Speaker 1: up like this you want us? I want to know

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Speaker 1: why first? Okay, So this is those genetic traits that

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Speaker 1: hitchhikers thumb? Do you guys have a hitchhiker stump? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god, Elvis looked like you you can't see just

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Speaker 1: why I don't want to do the fucking things? Can

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Speaker 1: you start making fun of Look? Gandhi's got one. I

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Speaker 1: don't match. Froggy doesn't okay, doesn't really happen. Don't go hitchhiking, Froggy. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Can you can you guys roll your tongue? No? I

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Speaker 1: Froggy can't. Can't do it? Can you fold it into

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Speaker 1: a ribbon though? Where it comes like a squiggly clam

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Speaker 1: fold their tongue like like almost like waves? So it's like, oh, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've seen that. That's scary. That made you break yourself

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Speaker 1: up and down? Did I break my something? No? So

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Speaker 1: your thumb was always like that growing up like that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Thank god? I feel like you could be like that

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Speaker 1: Can you do this? Wait? Hold on ready? That's from

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Speaker 1: zoom the old TV show. It is from Zoom Box

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Speaker 1: the Mess. How about this without help? No? I need

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Speaker 1: help for that? Help? Okay? Anybody who's listening to this

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Speaker 1: right now? Can you watch? You should watch the podcast?

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Speaker 1: Are your lobes attached? Mine are unattached? Are yours attached

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Speaker 1: a little bit little cleveland, little a little ear hang

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Speaker 1: your tongue, what Daniel? You know when you can tie

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Speaker 1: the cherry stem in your mouth? I can cheat it

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Speaker 1: and that's bullshit, Like you know, I have a friend

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Speaker 1: who can do it. I tried it and I choked.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it takes longer than others, but yeah, it can

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Speaker 1: be done. Anybody who hasn't who has an Indian versus Audie? Here,

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Speaker 1: I have a Volvo do Audi belly button stink? Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah you have to clean it with alcohol. You know,

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, here comes Scotty with smells from

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Speaker 1: the body. Scotty ask Scotty to clean his belly. But

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Speaker 1: do you have any cute tips in there? I don't

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Speaker 1: out of them in here. You have to die after

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Speaker 1: a shower, Yeah, you clean with it, But you clean

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Speaker 1: your belly button with que tips? Yeah? Probably maybe once

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Speaker 1: I'll twirl it, and you really clean it. You would

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Speaker 1: What's in your belly button? You should clean it out,

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Speaker 1: but don't push too hard because you'll just feel it

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Speaker 1: in your brain. What right? Yeah, he used to send

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Speaker 1: me pictures. I got a couple of pictures of his

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Speaker 1: nasty soiled que tip from his belly button in your brain?

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Speaker 1: What you talk about the brain thing? Well, if you

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Speaker 1: if you push too hard in your belly button hole,

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Speaker 1: it sends shivers up your spine into your brain. Trying

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Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, well, you need a cute tip. Plus

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Speaker 1: you should smell it after t it's your body after

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Speaker 1: You have to We used to talk to coasterboy Josh

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't eat bodily thing. You can smell them, you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't eat them. Really, when do you draw the line there?

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Speaker 1: Scotty smelling? Okay, that opinion varies. So we just came

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Speaker 1: time do we have, Froggy? Yesterday we went over, but

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Speaker 1: the six minutes left. Oh, dear God, six minutes of this.

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Speaker 1: I can't handle it. You. I have my email, I

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Speaker 1: have my leave leave meeting button punched up. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to hit it. I might do an early departure from

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Speaker 1: this disgusting me. I had a random question and I

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Speaker 1: thought Danielle was the only one to probably figure it out.

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Speaker 1: So on Christmas? Christmas is always decembery? How come Easter

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Speaker 1: has to be on a Sunday, right, But it's the

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Speaker 1: day it's supposed to be like the day he rose, right,

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Speaker 1: Danielle Easter, I don't think that. I don't think they

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Speaker 1: know the exact day. But but then why does it vary?

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Speaker 1: But Christmas? Christmas is always on the twenty five. Easter

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Speaker 1: But when it happened on a specific day, why don't

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Speaker 1: you celebrate on that day. I don't even think Jesus

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Speaker 1: What about Thanksgiving, that's the same thing. It moves around.

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Speaker 1: It's always whatever, the fourth Thursday of November exactly. But

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Speaker 1: those were proclaimed by the government, right, this is the

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Speaker 1: day that will be a government holiday? Is the Easter thing?

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Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, but it wasn't Jesus born a completely

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Speaker 1: different time a year and they moved it to December. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah again, I'm just a Jew, but that's

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Speaker 1: holy week in the Catholic religion, that is correct pass Over.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, because right, good Friday. So excited about this conversation.

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Speaker 1: He's eating his Daniel also gave up chocolate. But then

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Speaker 1: try to shame me for Daniel eating chocolate. The man

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Speaker 1: life going. The man downstairs do it too? Used to

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Speaker 1: tell me that he goes you could cheat on Sundays,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, what are you talking about? You

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear, well, that's exactly it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing it because I'm done with it. Because people decide

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Speaker 1: to put in all these other sub rules and study

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Speaker 1: of loopholes. I just lot of everyone's gonna be talking

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Speaker 1: about Danielle at Easter Sunday Mass on Sunday, did you

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Speaker 1: hear Danielle les chocolate? No, Let's say an extra prayer

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Speaker 1: for Danielle Monaro this week. The story that came out

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Speaker 1: the fact that more people are not religious now than

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Speaker 1: that there are that are religious. Is that the entire

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's been you know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they're saying that church attendance is way down, but I'm thinking, well,

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Speaker 1: there's COVID. Maybe that's why, you know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: they were they judging it by the number of people

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Speaker 1: who show up to a church. Well, is also expensive,

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Speaker 1: you know, and people are tight for calf right now,

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Speaker 1: you can participate with not a lot of cash. Needs

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Speaker 1: a donation, Scott, Yeah, but they look at it's very expensive.

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Speaker 1: God knows if you gave money or not. Right, all right,

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Speaker 1: Well that said, um, okay, can go back over the

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Speaker 1: last fifteen minutes. The things we've been talking about, weird

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Speaker 1: body functions, the things we can do with our body.

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Speaker 1: Scotty b pulled ear wax out of his ear. We

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Speaker 1: talked about the taste of earwax, and we started talking

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Speaker 1: about religion giving it in belly buttons. This has been

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Speaker 1: the strangest fifteen minute morning show podcast. I must say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Listen, I got something. What do you got, Brodie?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys get bothered by owning two things that

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Speaker 1: are supposed to match but then don't. Right? I give

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Speaker 1: an example. We had a washer and dryer, and I

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Speaker 1: know not everybody's fortunate enough to have those. But we

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Speaker 1: had blue washer and dryers we bought like fifteen years ago. Well,

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Speaker 1: the washing machine broke, so I ordered a new white one.

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Speaker 1: But the dryer is not broken, and it's blue. So

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Speaker 1: I have a white and a blue and it's driving

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Speaker 1: my family crazy. I don't want to buy a drawer

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Speaker 1: when I don't need one. You don't need one. You're

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Speaker 1: doing fine. No, no, no no, no, Scottie got upset. Well

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Speaker 1: that's Yankee colors, Brodie, not this, Harry Winkle, Okay, you know, look, no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's color washes. If you have them in your

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Speaker 1: living room where everyone could see, you don't know. You're

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Speaker 1: saying I should be embarrassed if anybody saw them, though, Elvis, Yes, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it doesn't matter. I mean, even if

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Speaker 1: you were embarrassing, it wouldn't matter because they're friends. Don't

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Speaker 1: go into the laundry room and judge you from your

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Speaker 1: discolored you're judging. I'm not judging. But I'm saying, if

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Speaker 1: you are worried about them not matching, don't worry about

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Speaker 1: it because they're not in a place where anyone can see.

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Speaker 1: Are they in the mud room? I don't have a

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Speaker 1: mud room. What world you live in, bougie, I have

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Speaker 1: a mud room. Why do they call it that? You

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Speaker 1: know what? They're anti bougie. I mean, if you were bougie,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't live with mud in your yard room just

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Speaker 1: to get dirty in I don't know. Come in, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Elvis, go ahead and go ahead. He's right.

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Speaker 1: You come in from the mud and take off your mudy.

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Speaker 1: You have a room that protects the rest of the house,

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Speaker 1: and it's us for the mud, so you can take

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Speaker 1: your dirty fucking shoes off and not track the house.

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Speaker 1: You have a part of the house just to protect

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Speaker 1: the rest of your house. Yes, what's throwing? No? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: a door does the same thing? Man, take your doors off?

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Speaker 1: Do you take your shoes off? Room? You're taking your

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Speaker 1: shoes off in my apartment all of the dog ship

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Speaker 1: to walk on the side. You know, I'm calling. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the front desk. I'm having you evicted from my

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Speaker 1: apartment today. N committed to a mud room a dogship

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Speaker 1: room curtains, Nate, you gotta hear me out. You are

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Speaker 1: only in the computer until Thursday. After Thursday, they will

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Speaker 1: not let you in. So just understand that you didn't

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Speaker 1: say he's going to a hotel this weekend. M wait,

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Speaker 1: what did you do to the curtains? Oh? I did

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Speaker 1: what Scary does in hotels. Hey, you relieved yourself on

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Speaker 1: my curtains. No, I ejaculated on a curtain. Laugh. Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess we know we're getting elvis first birthday instead

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Speaker 1: of wine a black light curtain. I never, I never.

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Speaker 1: I've accused other people of coming on curtains at the hotels.

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Speaker 1: And that's when they touch curtains anytime I go to

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Speaker 1: a hotel because they don't clean them. Mate, they don't clean.

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Speaker 1: Nobody is on the curtains in a hotel. Scary does

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Speaker 1: the carpet match the drap? It does? Now what does

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Speaker 1: the guy get up and run across the room? I'm

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Speaker 1: almost there? Boom Now, no, seriously, it's Heather working out

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Speaker 1: of my apartment right out. No, I mean serious, I'm

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Speaker 1: being you know this is my serious face. You are

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Speaker 1: now the apartment. You think it's funny. You think that's

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Speaker 1: his new name, homeless man. You think it's can we

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Speaker 1: call him Drake made? From now on, they're not They're

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Speaker 1: not curtains, they're surtain somebody. And now for the final spurt,

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Speaker 1: Get out of my apartment. Hey Elvis, you should replace

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Speaker 1: those with excretion blinds. We're done stupid. If you're going

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Speaker 1: to correct someone, make sure you're you're right, And if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna tell the joke, make sure it's funny. They're

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Speaker 1: laughing at the stupidity of that. What apartment this Elvis

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Speaker 1: live in? Twelve d n A should he is a

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Speaker 1: machine gun of comedy? Did you get the machine guns?

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Speaker 1: How those drapes? Nate? You're out of my apartment. You

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Speaker 1: know you're taking advantage of me, and you're the blinds

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Speaker 1: used to be sheer. Why can't we see through them

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Speaker 1: any longer? It's carts. You're out. Goodbye, bye, bye, bye bye.

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Speaker 1: I hate you. The fifteen Minute Morning Show