Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Gray?
Speaker 2: Yeah? This is great Gray.
Speaker 1: It's Will Bright, your new boss. Good to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how's it going good?
Speaker 2: I guess the right. I didn't know we got a
Speaker 2: new boss. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I figured i'd call everybody before they send out
Speaker 3: an email so I could introduce myself to the team.
Speaker 1: Gray.
Speaker 3: I can already see that you and I are going
Speaker 3: to have a big problem working together.
Speaker 2: What what did I do? Well?
Speaker 3: The thing about me Will Bright that you'll learn is
Speaker 3: when it comes to work, I don't like a lot
Speaker 3: of gray area. I'm pretty direct, and you know, I
Speaker 3: don't like to have a lot of things up in
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 1: And your name's Gray.
Speaker 2: That's okay, what are you saying?
Speaker 3: Well, your name's gray. So I was just saying, it's
Speaker 3: a lot of gray area there with your name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I get I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Hey, just want to touch base with you.
Speaker 3: Let you know that I want to be your ally,
Speaker 3: your friend. Just because I'm your boss doesn't mean you
Speaker 3: have to, you know, do everything I say.
Speaker 1: I want you to be able to come to me.
Speaker 1: I got an open door policy.
Speaker 2: All right, I mean that's I guess fine. Thank you.
Speaker 1: So my door is always open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'll be okay, great, But.
Speaker 3: Hey, Grey, so listen, I do need to talk to
Speaker 3: you about something else. Made a decision that I need
Speaker 3: to speak with you about, and it is imperative that
Speaker 3: you hear me on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what's up? What's what's happening?
Speaker 3: If you want to be a part of this company,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need you to do something for me.
Speaker 2: Wait, so are you threatened to fire me? What are
Speaker 2: you asking?
Speaker 1: The name Gray just bums me out, So gonna need
Speaker 1: you to change it.
Speaker 2: Say this is insane.
Speaker 1: What do you, hey, Gray, what do you call a
Speaker 1: sad elephant?
Speaker 2: I don't know. What do you call sad elephant?
Speaker 1: A gray depression?
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 1: Because they're gray? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So the name gray reminds me of rainy days, not
Speaker 3: very happy times, you know, I think my name, Man,
Speaker 3: if you want to work on my team, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: need you to go buy something other than gray because
Speaker 3: I'm a happy guy. Yeah, I don't want to be
Speaker 3: reminded of sad colors. Be serious, Yes, I am one
Speaker 3: hundred percent serious. I'm going to need you to change
Speaker 3: that first name yours, which is really easy to do.
Speaker 3: By the way you go through the court system, you
Speaker 3: can change it.
Speaker 2: You're calling to tell me that if I want to
Speaker 2: continue to work here, I have to change my first name.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know it's probably a well tough to hear, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need you to change you first name because my.
Speaker 1: Name is will Bright.
Speaker 2: Is this even legal?
Speaker 1: You know what? I didn't check the legalities on.
Speaker 3: I just know that I don't want to be bummed
Speaker 3: out every day when I'm dealing with my employs.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, that's my name. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I tell you, hey, I got some options I'd like
Speaker 3: to go over with you.
Speaker 2: You thought about options?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got twenty. I got twenty here actually went
Speaker 3: to AI. I don't know if you use AI, but
Speaker 3: I use it every day and it's a great tool
Speaker 3: for things like this.
Speaker 1: What do you think about Zippora? It's a fun name.
Speaker 2: Ze what No, I'm not going by Zapora? Is what
Speaker 2: name is that from another planet?
Speaker 1: Bimble bimble that's kind of fun to say, bimble.
Speaker 2: Bimble like pimple.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's let's get that one off the list. Jinxie.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be named like a cat, and.
Speaker 3: It sounded like a cat. Good point. I got twenty
Speaker 3: options here for you. Waffleton. Everybody likes waffles. I love waffles.
Speaker 2: What did you just say, Waffleton?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Waffleton.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this sounds like an IVY League breakfast place.
Speaker 2: I'm okay, I'm not going to eat it.
Speaker 3: I'm got a much nicer ring to it than Gray. Right,
Speaker 3: I mean think about that. You call a client, you say, hey,
Speaker 3: this is Waffleton. I mean sale done. Right. Do you
Speaker 3: call a client you say, hey, this is Gray. They're
Speaker 3: thinking about all sad stuff in their life.
Speaker 2: I've never had anyone say that my name makes them sad,
Speaker 2: but this is ridiculous. I'm not changing my name.
Speaker 1: Well, you haven't heard all the options yet. How about
Speaker 1: fizz Wick or fizzy Wick.
Speaker 2: No, are you kidding you? You're an idiot?
Speaker 3: Okay, doodle boy, I'm gonna ask you not to call
Speaker 3: me an idiot. Okay, because I'm your boss. What do
Speaker 3: you think of that name? By the way, I just
Speaker 3: made it up.
Speaker 2: I'm not calling myself doodle boy. I quit. You can
Speaker 2: call yourself all right?
Speaker 3: Well, in that case, I'm gonna let you know this
Speaker 3: is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a phone
Speaker 3: brank on you and your coher.
Speaker 1: Tiffany say you up.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 3: She said, you guys have a new boss that you
Speaker 3: haven't met yet, and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3: I didn't even get to lollipop or Bopple.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,