Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2: It's Teddy Mellencamp and Cambridge Edge.
Speaker 1: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 1: a Pod with Me and Tam. We are going to
Speaker 1: get into a little bit of Southern charm. I mean,
Speaker 1: we may just well just call this episode like guest
Speaker 1: On should sit.
Speaker 2: In the fan for you, buddy On, no wonder you
Speaker 2: don't want to film.
Speaker 1: Gust On, maybe you should film so people don't blatantly
Speaker 1: talk about you twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: I mean, guys can change. I think we haven't seen
Speaker 2: enough of him to I don't get the douche bag
Speaker 2: vibe from him when he does film. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he likes tailor just fine, but that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that he's not a cheater or that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even find him unattractive, like he's I.
Speaker 2: Think he's attractive. So when Shep said he's not even
Speaker 2: what did he say?
Speaker 1: He's not good? He was not even good looking?
Speaker 2: Well I hate when guys say that about another guy.
Speaker 2: He's not even good looking.
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry, unless your Brad Pitt, don't say it.
Speaker 2: Not even him.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, Shep, Yeah, like I love Shep,
Speaker 1: but I also I'm not trying to bone down Shep.
Speaker 1: Vanita arrives at Sally's house the day after the housewarming party.
Speaker 1: All of the food is still out from the night before,
Speaker 1: there's a shoe in the bushes and koozies scattered everywhere.
Speaker 1: Vanita's returning Sally's close after she borrowed them from the
Speaker 1: following night's drowning.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is a big rowning incident.
Speaker 1: And then Sally tells Venita that she told Taylor that
Speaker 1: a lot of people in the group don't trust her,
Speaker 1: and then Venita insists that Taylor knows this because they've
Speaker 1: all been open about it with her, And then they
Speaker 1: flashed back to last year's reunion where Taylor was called
Speaker 1: out because she went behind Olivia's back and kissed Austin.
Speaker 1: And then Venita hoped that Taylor doesn't just distance herself
Speaker 1: now because of this conversation. Even though Guesston is never around,
Speaker 1: they hope she's happy with him. Was this a housewarming
Speaker 1: party or like a frat hazing cause, because like this,
Speaker 1: it was a lot.
Speaker 2: It was a young people's housewarming party.
Speaker 3: But let's not forget I think they're my age. Are
Speaker 3: they really shep is?
Speaker 1: I don't know how Sally is.
Speaker 2: Shep is older than you.
Speaker 3: Hold on, we need to talk about Sally.
Speaker 1: Did you see the clip I sent no.
Speaker 3: Off camera?
Speaker 2: Was the one where she's on The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Where she's on the Bachelor on Clayton's season, but season
Speaker 1: was this? I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I don't watch Bachelor. So was it a long time ago?
Speaker 2: Was it recent? Or was it before she's ever been
Speaker 2: seen on Southern Charm? Is she a serial reality star?
Speaker 1: It's definitely before she was seen on Southern Charm, but
Speaker 1: she had just gotten out. They showed the clip from
Speaker 1: The Bachelor. She went in to The Bachelor. It was
Speaker 1: Clayton was the Bachelor and she tells him that she
Speaker 1: was supposed to be getting married on this day, but
Speaker 1: her fiance and her broke up and she didn't think
Speaker 1: that she could stay. Then he gave her his first rose,
Speaker 1: which means like I really want you here, and then
Speaker 1: she still left.
Speaker 2: And she declined it. Yeah, well, then why was she
Speaker 2: on the show?
Speaker 1: Well, I think she wanted maybe she thought she was
Speaker 1: ready and then she wasn't ready, or maybe she wasn't
Speaker 1: into Clayton.
Speaker 2: He say right, maybe she went and went maybe not yeah, like.
Speaker 1: I don't need to spend time here, or maybe she
Speaker 1: just got there and got upset. I mean, clearly she
Speaker 1: falls hard and fast for people. So you know what
Speaker 1: ifs Taylor remembers the moment she fell in love with Guston,
Speaker 1: they were at dinner and she felt like she was
Speaker 1: talking to her best friend. She doesn't say she wants
Speaker 1: to spend the rest of her life with him because
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to drink jinx it, but she'd like
Speaker 1: to spend a good amount of time with him. Well,
Speaker 1: he won't go with you to any events, so you're
Speaker 1: filming that problem, so it's not a good sign. Then
Speaker 1: Gaston will be missing Molly's tuba concert, which as well.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh oh, I felt like honestly I was
Speaker 2: at like one of my kids middle school recitals.
Speaker 1: Well, also, like they knew that Mollie was filming, could
Speaker 1: they not put her like further up so we could
Speaker 1: even see her?
Speaker 2: I know, chefs standing up?
Speaker 1: Where is she? Where is she? But also is Molly
Speaker 1: getting paid to do this or is this like a
Speaker 1: recreational tube playing? I'm confused.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, I think it was sweet, and I
Speaker 2: think Mollie is so sweet.
Speaker 3: It was just.
Speaker 2: Not interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean, we can't play the tuba tamp. Can we
Speaker 1: play any instrument?
Speaker 3: No, I play a cla. Can you play a song
Speaker 3: on the player?
Speaker 2: Can you play the skin flute?
Speaker 1: What's the skin flute? This? Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2: Lately, I hope.
Speaker 3: Maybe tonight.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying, oh god.
Speaker 2: She that's really working.
Speaker 1: The app is appy. Oh. Chef Craig and JT are
Speaker 1: going fishing together. Funnily enough, their captain's name is Austin,
Speaker 1: so that means Austin's there with them in spirit. This
Speaker 1: entire scene, like if JT hadn't already ruined himself for
Speaker 1: me watching him not even be able to pick up
Speaker 1: a fish like I grew up. I grew up there
Speaker 1: like I, So, did you pick up a bait fish?
Speaker 3: Did you go fishing?
Speaker 1: Ever? You did?
Speaker 2: Because just up fishing all the time and then they fish,
Speaker 2: they get that gigantic fish and they just throw them
Speaker 2: back in. So it's just fishing for sport.
Speaker 1: Like fishing, Yeah, you have to do yeah, especially if
Speaker 1: it's a certain I don't know if it's changed now,
Speaker 1: but the rules were when we were kids. If it
Speaker 1: was a certain kind of fish, you had to throw
Speaker 1: it back because there wasn't.
Speaker 2: So then you have to know your kinds of fishes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the kind of fishes no, but the whatever
Speaker 1: dudes I was hanging out to try to impress that
Speaker 1: I knew how to fish, they knew there're types of
Speaker 1: fishes I fish.
Speaker 2: When I was younger with my my dad would take us,
Speaker 2: but they were like no fishing farms where you just
Speaker 2: they'd load the fishing.
Speaker 1: More than fishing. We would do shoot what's it called
Speaker 1: where you go on you're in the middle of the ocean,
Speaker 1: and oh, we'd go to the sandbars. So sand bars
Speaker 1: is like you're in the middle of the ocean. But
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, it's.
Speaker 3: Like this deep and ocean.
Speaker 1: We're all like pull our boats up. It's an ocean.
Speaker 1: It's in South Carolina, is it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never been it before.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a sandbar.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there were sandbars in the ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I mean way out there, and then there's like
Speaker 2: two yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and then you can find how deep everything is.
Speaker 1: Then everybody figures out where the shallow spot is we
Speaker 1: all would park our boats and then we'd all hang
Speaker 1: out and drink boons, farm on on the whatever. That
Speaker 1: the sandbar, but we loved it so fishing, sandbar, kneeboarding,
Speaker 1: all that stuff. That's how we grapped. But then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, okay, so after we get to the
Speaker 1: tuba and we're fishing to j I don't even understand
Speaker 1: how we're supposed to believe he's friends with any of
Speaker 1: these guys, Like they cannot even look at him.
Speaker 2: Well, we see later on in the episode that none
Speaker 2: of them are the only one that is fond of
Speaker 2: him is Vanita.
Speaker 1: Which it doesn't work out for her with that. But
Speaker 1: then Austin, did you know they dated? Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 3: They dated.
Speaker 2: He dumped her, he ghosted.
Speaker 1: Her once he got on the show.
Speaker 2: And then then like ghost her in October and then
Speaker 2: November started posting pictures of a new girl on his Instagram.
Speaker 1: But also, I like you have like I feel like
Speaker 1: Benita's picker might be slightly off, and.
Speaker 2: You can tell when they you can tell when she
Speaker 2: chases after him. She still love I think she's still
Speaker 2: into him. How she then looked yummy or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't. She also jumped into a pool fully clothed,
Speaker 1: she was drowned.
Speaker 3: She was drinking, so maybe she was drinking.
Speaker 1: The night that she decided that she liked JT as well,
Speaker 1: because let's hope.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 1: Then Austin visits Whitney at Miss FA.
Speaker 2: You know that they were secretly dating. Nobody knew the
Speaker 2: season was filmed before they broke up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm just blown away by that. Why would she date him.
Speaker 1: Because the other guy broke up with her because he
Speaker 1: went to Broadway and she was bummed out, And there's.
Speaker 2: So many other guys out there.
Speaker 3: No, apparently there isn't.
Speaker 1: There's Craig, There's Craig Austin, the only Garniston guys, And yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not that many options, apparently. Then Austin visits Whitney
Speaker 1: over at Patricia's house. Since Whitney can't figure out how
Speaker 1: to work the expression machine, he just says to pour
Speaker 1: a glass of Pappy's bourbon, which costs a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a bottle for him in Austin. Then Madison comes. Madison
Speaker 1: was barely in this episode, which is upsetting to me
Speaker 1: because she's very upseparate.
Speaker 2: Very upset, very Madison's hatred for JT is just so
Speaker 2: entertaining for me.
Speaker 3: The girl hates it probably matches mine.
Speaker 1: And he's never even said he slept with me or
Speaker 1: had an affair with me. But I still dislike JT.
Speaker 3: We can see if he's single. Oh, he has a comeover.
Speaker 2: A comeover is a thing, I mom, over's a choice.
Speaker 1: Shave your head, you know what I'm going to give
Speaker 1: a PSA. If you're going bald or you're having a
Speaker 1: massive receding hairline, just shave it. Yes, just cut your
Speaker 1: losses unless you're rich as f and you can go
Speaker 1: get some quality plugs that we don't know or PRP
Speaker 1: or whatever the hell people do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't say that. Do you know that
Speaker 2: my Instagram feed is filled with guys that are getting
Speaker 2: hair plugs so is mine?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: But also the audacity of him calling out the new
Speaker 1: guy's hair when his hair is his situation.
Speaker 3: But I mean the new guy.
Speaker 1: His delivery speech was very It was like he wrote
Speaker 1: it on his hand and he didn't have enough confidence
Speaker 1: to say it.
Speaker 2: But any who, you know what I want from my
Speaker 2: next birthday from you?
Speaker 1: What I'm not going to get you a present, but sure,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: We don't do presents. A fifteen thousand dollars Japanese toilet
Speaker 2: fifteen thousand dollars for a damn toilet.
Speaker 1: It Yah, I don't even have toilet paper right now,
Speaker 1: this is not the time to discuss this topic.
Speaker 3: I've on my you're at my house.
Speaker 2: You could just you could just have water shoot up
Speaker 2: your wuha either end it goes front or back and
Speaker 2: then it air drives. But I don't like the air
Speaker 2: drive because then it blows hot air that smells like butt.
Speaker 3: Also, now I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, I just got a visual
Speaker 1: of like Jenna Lyons Bush and now things are.
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Speaker 1: Then we're over at Craig's house, he and Shepherd hanging
Speaker 1: out and cooking food. Craig shows off his remote control
Speaker 1: fire pits, and Chef's happy for his friend who's always
Speaker 1: dreamed of this white picket fence lifestyle. Craig then admits
Speaker 1: for up to him, him and Page would be engaged already,
Speaker 1: but she changes her mind constantly Clarely, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: we get a flash bag of Craig telling Page he
Speaker 1: wants a wife and kids, and she gets grossed out
Speaker 1: by it. Like I feel like the writing was on
Speaker 1: the wall.
Speaker 2: The writing was on the wall. You could tell that
Speaker 2: she was pulling away from him, and it just breaks
Speaker 2: my heart. I think Craig is so cute.
Speaker 1: Hey, Craig, are you interested in a forty three year
Speaker 1: old with four kids and a lot of emotional baggage?
Speaker 2: And he wants if you end up getting in and
Speaker 2: I will kill you.
Speaker 1: I'm not planning on ripping out my ied anytime soon,
Speaker 1: so let's let's calm our teds. Then Shep tells Craig
Speaker 1: that he dropped the L bomb with Sianna very early
Speaker 1: on when they weren't clothed. I don't even believe this
Speaker 1: whole relationship, Like, if we're going to talk about Guston,
Speaker 1: we have to talk about Sianna.
Speaker 3: This is well.
Speaker 2: Then it comes out that she was a big fan
Speaker 2: of the show.
Speaker 1: And also I think Shep is into Mollie.
Speaker 2: I think they would make a very cute couple. To
Speaker 2: be honest with you, I think they could.
Speaker 1: You know, I want Mollie to be a little more
Speaker 1: like a beat into herself. Yeah yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: know that I can be a Debbie Downer and my
Speaker 1: voice does change and its tone. It's just but you know.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I feel I think she looks beautiful, but she
Speaker 2: often talks about the weight that she's gained, and she's
Speaker 2: still beautiful. She's far from overweight.
Speaker 1: She's a beautiful girl, and she's funny and like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't want to have tantric sex either.
Speaker 3: And either do I.
Speaker 2: But she did tell us that playing the tube is
Speaker 2: a little bit harder now because she has lip filler.
Speaker 1: You know what, I feel her Watch me try to
Speaker 1: drink this, and this isn't from filler, this is from
Speaker 1: the botox slip. Yeah, yeah, we can barely Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well sorry, Then.
Speaker 2: Everyone arrives at the concert.
Speaker 1: We're moving through this. We don't need to.
Speaker 2: That's a proud dad.
Speaker 1: Let's just get right into we've already talked about tantric sex.
Speaker 1: We get to JT telling Taylor about Sally and Gaston's
Speaker 1: relationship and he says it lasted a few months. Taylor
Speaker 1: immediately is like upset and she's denying this, but.
Speaker 2: Honestly, who cares. It's a past relationship. Obviously he's gonna
Speaker 2: downplay it because she's in this mixico on this same show.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna He's not gonna say oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: loved her and all that stuff, Like I don't talk
Speaker 2: to any Why not girlfriends I don't know if they.
Speaker 1: Were gonna be on the show. Why not just say yeah,
Speaker 1: we were in a relationship and then I cheated on her.
Speaker 3: Gaston is not.
Speaker 1: The one, Taylor, and I see that you're trying to
Speaker 1: protect him. But why are you protecting somebody that wasn't
Speaker 1: there for you on your birthday? Wasn't there for you
Speaker 1: any of these events? When people are gonna come for you,
Speaker 1: It makes it's.
Speaker 3: Giving like.
Speaker 1: I'm a puss and I know I have a bad reputation,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna just make Taylor fight my battles.
Speaker 2: Well, I just need to see more of them before
Speaker 2: I jump to any conclusion I've already Okay, I need
Speaker 2: to see more. I can be very I can speak.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I can take being an amazing guy.
Speaker 2: He could, but I'm going to speak in absolutes when
Speaker 2: it comes to JT because there's just nothing going to
Speaker 2: change my mind about him.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, I mean I think he's trying instead of
Speaker 1: helping Taylor, I think he's trying to trick Taylor into
Speaker 1: actually wanting to be with him.
Speaker 3: Oh duh, because yeah, dually.
Speaker 1: Does right now, full sweat, Like, I'm so hot in here,
Speaker 1: I can you know, I don't need a dub, but like,
Speaker 1: why are you good?
Speaker 2: Eighty degrees in Orange County right now?
Speaker 1: It's one hundred and twenty seven degrees right now? All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, it sucks to be you. I'm like
Speaker 1: honestly about to get naked on here, listen, just because
Speaker 1: I have five star feet and yours are four point one.
Speaker 1: Don't be jealous.
Speaker 2: Oh off, oh those are fighting words.
Speaker 1: I can't walk all the way off yourself. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: sucks you. Probably you probably didn't even pull the little
Speaker 1: part that's like supposed to be over the toes. It's
Speaker 1: probably like touching your toes. You're probably in particular about it.
Speaker 2: Oh shut up, you were in a mood today.
Speaker 1: But anyway then well, JJT continues on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just continues. How about when JT says, sorry,
Speaker 2: mister tooth pick eyebrows and shitty hairline guy not listening.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, the guy's delivery was not good, but
Speaker 1: he didn't need to like come for his appearance at
Speaker 1: that point, and especially if you're JT. But Taylor's like
Speaker 1: repeatedly said, I don't want to hear it. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: Did you notice on this show when they get into
Speaker 2: fights and they're own group, one leaves at a time,
Speaker 2: they just they're like, we're out of here if we're
Speaker 2: not filming anymore. It's so not housewife like, like there's
Speaker 2: do you have a fucking bird in your cabin there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I probably do.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you the state that i'm right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm grabbed up, I have no air, I can't breathe,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking from water.
Speaker 3: From Let me just get this out.
Speaker 2: You can go do your horse shit. So Venita was
Speaker 2: really there for JT when he took off, and you
Speaker 2: can see. I mean, even though he ghosted her and
Speaker 2: they broke up and got a new girlfriend, I think
Speaker 2: that she really is still into him.
Speaker 1: You should probably watch back this episode. But the thing
Speaker 1: that I don't here's the other thing. I don't hate
Speaker 1: Sally and I actually to hate about her, and I
Speaker 1: actually feel bad for Taylor. I also don't need to
Speaker 1: see any more of shep fake relationship with the check
Speaker 1: I now that I know Craig and Page are done.
Speaker 1: I need that relationship to morph into this incestuous group
Speaker 1: in some capacity. Well, I need him and Austin to
Speaker 1: make up.
Speaker 2: They need to make it. Do you think that they're
Speaker 2: going to make up now that Craig has broken up
Speaker 2: with his girlfriend Paige?
Speaker 1: For sure, they've already hung out. They posted it on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Well coming up, Shep isn't hearing back from Sienna. Shocker,
Speaker 2: We find out that Sanna is a huge fan of
Speaker 2: Southern Charm. Craig and Austin are still fighting, and JT
Speaker 2: admits he's extremely attracted to Venita.
Speaker 1: I am liking Southern Charm. But this episode is a
Speaker 1: little bit dice at times. But I mean, but what
Speaker 1: it didn't phil was Taylor's cup because once again the
Speaker 1: guy she's picked is going to be taken down this
Speaker 1: entire season. And Gaston, if you were smart, you would
Speaker 1: choke to filming.
Speaker 2: Start filming. Maybe he's shot?
Speaker 3: Uh maybe because.
Speaker 2: The other girlfriend will find out.
Speaker 3: Didn't he get a blow job?
Speaker 1: And didn't Sally say she was giving a blowjob?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes and I gave him, I gave him.
Speaker 2: Would she say a little partial partial or a little
Speaker 2: and someone goes, what's a little bij.
Speaker 1: It means like, you didn't do it to fruition.
Speaker 2: It was, you know what, it was just the tip.
Speaker 1: More power to her. No, she did it, but then
Speaker 1: she didn't finish it, is what I would say.
Speaker 2: He didn't finish it.
Speaker 1: He didn't finish it.
Speaker 3: Didn't finish it, probably because.
Speaker 1: He's been boning down so much it takes some time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's be done with this.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, guys, we'll be back all next week.
Speaker 1: Appreciate y'all.
Speaker 2: Bye,