WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Wisdom Teeth

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us for a second date update, saying that she

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a guy about a month ago okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's finally ready to get back in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with him for a month. Yeah. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>she would wait a whole month. Either she's playing the

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<v Speaker 1>really really slow game. Yeah, I've heard of the month rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, or two she's superstitious and only wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him on the thirteenth of every month just

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<v Speaker 1>to be safe. I don't know. Let's find out. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Clarissa, is that true? Hi? Hi? Hi? Yeah? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Which name? Oh my god? Okay, oh no, she regrets calling.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to it in just a second. But first, Clarissa,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the guy that you want us to

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<v Speaker 1>call today. What's his name? His name's Matthew, and we

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<v Speaker 1>met on a coffee meats Bagel a month ago. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard of that one coffee meatst bagel. Ye oh

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<v Speaker 1>is that what it was? What's that one about? Again?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that dating app about? So it's like a normal

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<v Speaker 1>dating app, except you have to pay for subscription. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've been on a lot of the free onnths

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that if I'm paid for a subscription,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd find like better quality guys. I guess you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>five bucks a month and boom, a whole new world

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<v Speaker 1>of dating opens up. I hear, I hear. Yeah, you've

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<v Speaker 1>never done it. Yeah, you're not swiping on Jose on

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<v Speaker 1>coffee meeting Bagel. That makes sense because if the guys

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<v Speaker 1>willing to pay to meet, then you must at least

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<v Speaker 1>have a job. Yeah serious, yea invested. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>more invested in the process, right, Like you're taking it

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<v Speaker 1>more seriously, Like Jose said, up with people? So what

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<v Speaker 1>was that like? When you hit up Matthew? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>did you contact him first? I did? Um? What? So

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<v Speaker 1>that's me about Matthew is that, first of all, he's

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<v Speaker 1>really handsome, like not a conventional way, which is something

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<v Speaker 1>that I love. Unconventionally handsome. Yeah, at all. He has

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<v Speaker 1>really cute crooked dose that I find so endearing. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought for sure she was going to say super old,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's I mean, handsome and old people go together.

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<v Speaker 1>I usually say hot, but you know, a prominent bridge. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so what what did you and Matthew do? So we

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<v Speaker 1>went out to his coffee and yeah, is that a

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<v Speaker 1>requirement of the website that you have to get coffee

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<v Speaker 1>stick and you have to eat bagels on the first date? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I love coffee. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>really happy that we just needs God. And also I

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<v Speaker 1>felt kind of like safer going out during the day,

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<v Speaker 1>if that makes any sense, because there's a way for

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<v Speaker 1>you to get to know the person better. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's always so brave to go on a first date

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<v Speaker 1>with someone you know, don't know without alcohol. Yeah, I do, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could do it. Man. I'm always

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<v Speaker 1>really impressed, even if it's a breakfast date. Right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So how did coffee with Matthew go? It

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<v Speaker 1>went really well. He told me about what happened to

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<v Speaker 1>his nose and apparently it got broken because his four

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<v Speaker 1>year old nephew punched him. Okay, so your future boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>got beat up by a child. That's cool, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>super cute, super cute, or it says a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>his family dynamic. But okay, so I punched him back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he punched the baby. No, So anyway, so I told

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<v Speaker 1>him that I was going to get my wisdom teeth

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<v Speaker 1>taking up to follow week, and you know that I

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<v Speaker 1>was really nervous about it, and he offered to drive

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<v Speaker 1>me there and picked me up. Oh wow, wait, you

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<v Speaker 1>agree you felt not safe enough to go get a

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<v Speaker 1>drink at night with this man, but you're gonna let

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<v Speaker 1>him pick you up when you're in a state where

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<v Speaker 1>you don't remember anything, like, well, you just talked about

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<v Speaker 1>how you don't like being sober on first dates. So

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<v Speaker 1>she's just following your leave. I don't know. We went

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<v Speaker 1>from like zero to one hund So he did he

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<v Speaker 1>actually do it? Did he take you to your wisdom

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<v Speaker 1>teeth appointment? Yes? So he drove me there the following

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<v Speaker 1>week and picked me up. I think, I think, have

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<v Speaker 1>you never seen a YouTube video of people after Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you do this? Bhoby punched him, So she probably did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but like you always say something stupid after you get

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<v Speaker 1>your wisdom teeth out, like I know, I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>just needed someone he honest, who was the only person available. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was really sweet. I got there fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>know he picked me up, but I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>happened after or how I got home by him. But

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<v Speaker 1>of course you don't. Wait, you haven't heard from him

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<v Speaker 1>since then, So you did something while you were high? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean I texted him after just

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<v Speaker 1>being like, think so much, you know, forgetting me home.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope everything was okay and I didn't do anything

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<v Speaker 1>weird or whatever, and he just like never got back

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<v Speaker 1>to me. And that's been a month ago. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's forgivable. I mean, it's not like this guy

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know she was under anesthesia. I don't know. She

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<v Speaker 1>could have the truth. And I said some real perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>to you for going a whole month without texting him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do that. I'm interested to know what you

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<v Speaker 1>did or said while you were high on it aesthesia.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call Matthew and we'll try and get you your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Okay, Clarissa, Okay, thank you so much, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on if you're just tuning in for the second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking with Clarissa, who went out with a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Matthew on a coffee date. She ended up liking

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<v Speaker 1>him so much that she trusted him to take her

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<v Speaker 1>to and pick her up from her wisdom teeth appointment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that happened, and afterwards he's not calling her back.

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<v Speaker 1>He has it, even texted her to check in, and

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<v Speaker 1>now she's Okay. Now, Clarissa, I know that after you

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<v Speaker 1>got your wisdom teeth out, you were on the anesthesia.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't remember a lot, But is there anything that

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<v Speaker 1>you do remember from it that might explain why he's

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<v Speaker 1>avoiding you? So I have like a very blurry memory

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<v Speaker 1>of the possibly drooling on him. Okay, I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>fine expected. Yeah, well I had my wisdom teeth taken out.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems kind of typical. Yeah, I'm sure it happens

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody. Yeah, but I think I also maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure, but maybe I try to kiss them too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really not sure, I think. Also, Okay, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what is this guy expecting when he's gonna pick somebody up?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with he should be flattered? Okay, what you want. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole reason people pick you up from the dentist

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<v Speaker 1>is just so they can videotape you and go viral,

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<v Speaker 1>like they know you're gonna do something crazy and weird. Wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I say yeah. I mean it could be a lot

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<v Speaker 1>for a guy to handle the second time that you

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<v Speaker 1>interact with someone. That's all we're saying. But let's find out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see what he's thinking. We're gonna call Matthew right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You ready, Clarissa, Yes, all right, I'm gonna doll the number.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Matthew. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling from doctor Sherman's office. Oh my god, you picked

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<v Speaker 1>up a female patient of ours recently, and while you're

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<v Speaker 1>in the lobby, our receptionist said she saw you steal

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<v Speaker 1>a handful of pens. We would like those back, please

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<v Speaker 1>from a from a doctor's office. That's right, Okay, Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you remember this please. I gotta be honest. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't expecting him to answer that. Yeah, sorry, Matthew. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really calling from the dentist. My name is

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing something called a second date update. Okay, somehow

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<v Speaker 1>this just got weird her. Yeah. So the way that

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<v Speaker 1>that works is if you go out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back,

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<v Speaker 1>you can reach out to us and we'll get in

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<v Speaker 1>contact with them for you to try and figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what went wrong. And so you recently went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a woman named Clarissa. Yeah, yep, Okay, Well, Clarissa emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us because she says that she had a great time

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<v Speaker 1>with you and really likes you and really appreciates that

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<v Speaker 1>you would take her home after she got oral surgery,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's hoping that she can see you again. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's the best idea that we go out.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know what you guys know. Did

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<v Speaker 1>she tell you what happened? She told us that you

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<v Speaker 1>picked her up. I mean, you guys went on a date. First,

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<v Speaker 1>you went and got coffee. She told us about that

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<v Speaker 1>and had a great time, and she said she really

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<v Speaker 1>thought that you were handsome and that there was a connection. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we had a nice time and she seemed great,

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<v Speaker 1>but when I went to pick her up, she was

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<v Speaker 1>dropped obviously after the surgery. Then the whole way home.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just saying crazy stuff, And I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't know if it's the best if we see

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<v Speaker 1>each other again. Okay, we kind of thought to be honest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but what could she have said? She was drug double lady.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew she was. Clarissa doesn't remember pretty much anything

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<v Speaker 1>that happened during the ride home, So could you maybe

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<v Speaker 1>explain a little bit? This is really embarrassing. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>while I was driving the whole way home, she kept

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<v Speaker 1>making jokes about my height. Is that an issue for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Like an area of self where you're self conscious? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>five to seven, I'm not that short. I'm taller than

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<v Speaker 1>she is. Yeah, okay, okay, And normally I wouldn't necessarily care,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was relentless about it. She was making jokes

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<v Speaker 1>about it, like the entire way home. What was she saying,

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<v Speaker 1>You're so tiny? You're like my tiny little uber driver.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't really her. I mean, anaesthesia is different than alcohol. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>With alcohol, I feel like you're still yourself. Anaesthesia, you

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<v Speaker 1>become a who knows what your brain is doing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't you give her a break for that? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>she said I needed a booster seat. Okay, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>smart cars. She's obviously attracted to you. She told us

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<v Speaker 1>again and again, how handsome you are, how excited she

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<v Speaker 1>was about going out with you. Now I know how

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<v Speaker 1>that four year old nephew hit you in the nose

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<v Speaker 1>because look down on you. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>He does not think it's funny. I'm sorry jokes on

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<v Speaker 1>this show, just so you know. Yes, yeah, I realized that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was surprised, I guess, just because I was

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<v Speaker 1>willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning. But she just kept going. She went the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time, basically the whole way home, singing the upa

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<v Speaker 1>lumpa song to me when I tried to plow on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, did you happen to catch any of

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<v Speaker 1>this on video? Perchance? Um? I didn't. I was the

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<v Speaker 1>only one there. Yeah, But if it had been on video,

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<v Speaker 1>that would have been the endemy. That would have been

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<v Speaker 1>like a viral video about how any buddy. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. You have met her. We've only talked

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<v Speaker 1>to her for a little bit, and even in that time,

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<v Speaker 1>she seems like a lovely person who would never purposely

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<v Speaker 1>hurt someone's feelings. No, she's a hide shamer. Are all women?

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<v Speaker 1>I care? Exactly? You just kind have to take it

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<v Speaker 1>and accept it. But you're okay, dude. Some of the

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<v Speaker 1>hottest guys I've dated were short because they're not taken

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<v Speaker 1>by the tall ones. It looked like supermodels short. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>five to seven. I don't know why guys okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>barely below average. I think ye. Look, Matthew, like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you want to at least give Clarissa chance to explain

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<v Speaker 1>herself a little bit. I don't think it would matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It was clearly on her mind. She obviously thinks it,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was just coming out. You know. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>the truth comes out when you're drunk. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably like the same type of thing. No, it is

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<v Speaker 1>not the same people now people see like little green

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<v Speaker 1>aliens when they're coming off of their wisdom teeth. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not because they really believe in little green aliens.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but there was no green aliens. She was

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<v Speaker 1>very accurate. I don't know. I'm not on anesthesia right now,

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<v Speaker 1>but the truth is about to come out because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to tell you, Matthew that Clarissa has been on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening and she wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I am so sorry. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot even apologist, and I am so sorry. I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you're short. I think you're like a short guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, I don't think you're short, like to sort,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry I did all of that. That is so

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<v Speaker 1>main If you called me a hobbit four times, oh

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<v Speaker 1>I did not. Oh my god, Oh my god, Clarissa,

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<v Speaker 1>you were a bully. I didn't know what I was saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I was drugged up. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but deep down you must have had an issue with

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<v Speaker 1>it because it's the only thing you talked about. I

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<v Speaker 1>would be lying if I said I wasn't on my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not like a deal breaker at all. It

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<v Speaker 1>just sounds like Matthew, like, I mean, I think she's

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<v Speaker 1>being honest. She doesn't care about your height. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's something that she noticed, just like I'm sure there

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<v Speaker 1>was some sort of something that you noticed about her

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<v Speaker 1>that she was probably self conscious about. Like, don't let

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<v Speaker 1>your own insecurities stand in the way of somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>you think is cool. Yeah, she sounds really sweet. She's

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<v Speaker 1>not a height supremacist. It's not a real term. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you say, Matthew. I mean, she's obviously very very

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<v Speaker 1>remorseful about what happened and doesn't feel that way about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Really wants to get to know you. And with that said,

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<v Speaker 1>would you be willing to give her another shot? Because

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay for you guys to go out on one

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<v Speaker 1>more date. You're not sending us to an amusement park.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be too short for the road. There's the sense

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<v Speaker 1>of humor. What do you say? One more date on us,

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<v Speaker 1>one more date on you guys? And she wears flats.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think, Clarissa, I love flats? Something all

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Clarissa sing us out oompah, no, oh my god, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Moving ninety two point five