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Speaker 1: emailed us for a second date update, saying that she
Speaker 1: went out with a guy about a month ago okay,
Speaker 1: and now she's finally ready to get back in touch
Speaker 1: with him for a month. Yeah. I don't know why
Speaker 1: she would wait a whole month. Either she's playing the
Speaker 1: really really slow game. Yeah, I've heard of the month rule.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, or two she's superstitious and only wants to
Speaker 1: talk to him on the thirteenth of every month just
Speaker 1: to be safe. I don't know. Let's find out. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Clarissa, is that true? Hi? Hi? Hi? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 1: Which name? Oh my god? Okay, oh no, she regrets calling.
Speaker 1: We'll get to it in just a second. But first, Clarissa,
Speaker 1: tell us about the guy that you want us to
Speaker 1: call today. What's his name? His name's Matthew, and we
Speaker 1: met on a coffee meats Bagel a month ago. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've heard of that one coffee meatst bagel. Ye oh
Speaker 1: is that what it was? What's that one about? Again?
Speaker 1: What's that dating app about? So it's like a normal
Speaker 1: dating app, except you have to pay for subscription. So
Speaker 1: I've I've been on a lot of the free onnths
Speaker 1: and I thought that if I'm paid for a subscription,
Speaker 1: I'd find like better quality guys. I guess you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: five bucks a month and boom, a whole new world
Speaker 1: of dating opens up. I hear, I hear. Yeah, you've
Speaker 1: never done it. Yeah, you're not swiping on Jose on
Speaker 1: coffee meeting Bagel. That makes sense because if the guys
Speaker 1: willing to pay to meet, then you must at least
Speaker 1: have a job. Yeah serious, yea invested. I was thinking
Speaker 1: more invested in the process, right, Like you're taking it
Speaker 1: more seriously, Like Jose said, up with people? So what
Speaker 1: was that like? When you hit up Matthew? I mean,
Speaker 1: did you contact him first? I did? Um? What? So
Speaker 1: that's me about Matthew is that, first of all, he's
Speaker 1: really handsome, like not a conventional way, which is something
Speaker 1: that I love. Unconventionally handsome. Yeah, at all. He has
Speaker 1: really cute crooked dose that I find so endearing. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought for sure she was going to say super old,
Speaker 1: because that's I mean, handsome and old people go together.
Speaker 1: I usually say hot, but you know, a prominent bridge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what what did you and Matthew do? So we
Speaker 1: went out to his coffee and yeah, is that a
Speaker 1: requirement of the website that you have to get coffee
Speaker 1: stick and you have to eat bagels on the first date? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I love coffee. So I was
Speaker 1: really happy that we just needs God. And also I
Speaker 1: felt kind of like safer going out during the day,
Speaker 1: if that makes any sense, because there's a way for
Speaker 1: you to get to know the person better. I think
Speaker 1: it's always so brave to go on a first date
Speaker 1: with someone you know, don't know without alcohol. Yeah, I do, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do it. Man. I'm always
Speaker 1: really impressed, even if it's a breakfast date. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So how did coffee with Matthew go? It
Speaker 1: went really well. He told me about what happened to
Speaker 1: his nose and apparently it got broken because his four
Speaker 1: year old nephew punched him. Okay, so your future boyfriend
Speaker 1: got beat up by a child. That's cool, I'd like
Speaker 1: super cute, super cute, or it says a lot about
Speaker 1: his family dynamic. But okay, so I punched him back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he punched the baby. No, So anyway, so I told
Speaker 1: him that I was going to get my wisdom teeth
Speaker 1: taking up to follow week, and you know that I
Speaker 1: was really nervous about it, and he offered to drive
Speaker 1: me there and picked me up. Oh wow, wait, you
Speaker 1: agree you felt not safe enough to go get a
Speaker 1: drink at night with this man, but you're gonna let
Speaker 1: him pick you up when you're in a state where
Speaker 1: you don't remember anything, like, well, you just talked about
Speaker 1: how you don't like being sober on first dates. So
Speaker 1: she's just following your leave. I don't know. We went
Speaker 1: from like zero to one hund So he did he
Speaker 1: actually do it? Did he take you to your wisdom
Speaker 1: teeth appointment? Yes? So he drove me there the following
Speaker 1: week and picked me up. I think, I think, have
Speaker 1: you never seen a YouTube video of people after Why
Speaker 1: would you do this? Bhoby punched him, So she probably did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like you always say something stupid after you get
Speaker 1: your wisdom teeth out, like I know, I know, I
Speaker 1: just needed someone he honest, who was the only person available. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but it was really sweet. I got there fine. I
Speaker 1: know he picked me up, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened after or how I got home by him. But
Speaker 1: of course you don't. Wait, you haven't heard from him
Speaker 1: since then, So you did something while you were high? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I texted him after just
Speaker 1: being like, think so much, you know, forgetting me home.
Speaker 1: I hope everything was okay and I didn't do anything
Speaker 1: weird or whatever, and he just like never got back
Speaker 1: to me. And that's been a month ago. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's forgivable. I mean, it's not like this guy
Speaker 1: doesn't know she was under anesthesia. I don't know. She
Speaker 1: could have the truth. And I said some real perhaps
Speaker 1: to you for going a whole month without texting him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. I'm interested to know what you
Speaker 1: did or said while you were high on it aesthesia.
Speaker 1: So let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll
Speaker 1: call Matthew and we'll try and get you your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, Clarissa, Okay, thank you so much, hold
Speaker 1: on if you're just tuning in for the second date update.
Speaker 1: We're talking with Clarissa, who went out with a guy
Speaker 1: named Matthew on a coffee date. She ended up liking
Speaker 1: him so much that she trusted him to take her
Speaker 1: to and pick her up from her wisdom teeth appointment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that happened, and afterwards he's not calling her back.
Speaker 1: He has it, even texted her to check in, and
Speaker 1: now she's Okay. Now, Clarissa, I know that after you
Speaker 1: got your wisdom teeth out, you were on the anesthesia.
Speaker 1: You don't remember a lot, But is there anything that
Speaker 1: you do remember from it that might explain why he's
Speaker 1: avoiding you? So I have like a very blurry memory
Speaker 1: of the possibly drooling on him. Okay, I mean that's
Speaker 1: fine expected. Yeah, well I had my wisdom teeth taken out.
Speaker 1: It seems kind of typical. Yeah, I'm sure it happens
Speaker 1: to everybody. Yeah, but I think I also maybe I'm
Speaker 1: not sure, but maybe I try to kiss them too.
Speaker 1: I'm really not sure, I think. Also, Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: what is this guy expecting when he's gonna pick somebody up?
Speaker 1: I agree with he should be flattered? Okay, what you want. Like,
Speaker 1: the whole reason people pick you up from the dentist
Speaker 1: is just so they can videotape you and go viral,
Speaker 1: like they know you're gonna do something crazy and weird. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: I say yeah. I mean it could be a lot
Speaker 1: for a guy to handle the second time that you
Speaker 1: interact with someone. That's all we're saying. But let's find out. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see what he's thinking. We're gonna call Matthew right now.
Speaker 1: You ready, Clarissa, Yes, all right, I'm gonna doll the number.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Matthew. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: calling from doctor Sherman's office. Oh my god, you picked
Speaker 1: up a female patient of ours recently, and while you're
Speaker 1: in the lobby, our receptionist said she saw you steal
Speaker 1: a handful of pens. We would like those back, please
Speaker 1: from a from a doctor's office. That's right, Okay, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you remember this please. I gotta be honest. I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting him to answer that. Yeah, sorry, Matthew. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not really calling from the dentist. My name is
Speaker 1: Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm doing something called a second date update. Okay, somehow
Speaker 1: this just got weird her. Yeah. So the way that
Speaker 1: that works is if you go out on a date
Speaker 1: with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back,
Speaker 1: you can reach out to us and we'll get in
Speaker 1: contact with them for you to try and figure out
Speaker 1: what went wrong. And so you recently went out with
Speaker 1: a woman named Clarissa. Yeah, yep, Okay, Well, Clarissa emailed
Speaker 1: us because she says that she had a great time
Speaker 1: with you and really likes you and really appreciates that
Speaker 1: you would take her home after she got oral surgery,
Speaker 1: and she's hoping that she can see you again. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's the best idea that we go out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what you guys know. Did
Speaker 1: she tell you what happened? She told us that you
Speaker 1: picked her up. I mean, you guys went on a date. First,
Speaker 1: you went and got coffee. She told us about that
Speaker 1: and had a great time, and she said she really
Speaker 1: thought that you were handsome and that there was a connection. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, we had a nice time and she seemed great,
Speaker 1: but when I went to pick her up, she was
Speaker 1: dropped obviously after the surgery. Then the whole way home.
Speaker 1: She's just saying crazy stuff, And I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just don't know if it's the best if we see
Speaker 1: each other again. Okay, we kind of thought to be honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what could she have said? She was drug double lady.
Speaker 1: You knew she was. Clarissa doesn't remember pretty much anything
Speaker 1: that happened during the ride home, So could you maybe
Speaker 1: explain a little bit? This is really embarrassing. But um,
Speaker 1: while I was driving the whole way home, she kept
Speaker 1: making jokes about my height. Is that an issue for you?
Speaker 1: Like an area of self where you're self conscious? I'm
Speaker 1: five to seven, I'm not that short. I'm taller than
Speaker 1: she is. Yeah, okay, okay, And normally I wouldn't necessarily care,
Speaker 1: but she was relentless about it. She was making jokes
Speaker 1: about it, like the entire way home. What was she saying,
Speaker 1: You're so tiny? You're like my tiny little uber driver.
Speaker 1: It wasn't really her. I mean, anaesthesia is different than alcohol. Right.
Speaker 1: With alcohol, I feel like you're still yourself. Anaesthesia, you
Speaker 1: become a who knows what your brain is doing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can't you give her a break for that? I mean
Speaker 1: she said I needed a booster seat. Okay, come on,
Speaker 1: smart cars. She's obviously attracted to you. She told us
Speaker 1: again and again, how handsome you are, how excited she
Speaker 1: was about going out with you. Now I know how
Speaker 1: that four year old nephew hit you in the nose
Speaker 1: because look down on you. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, Matthew.
Speaker 1: He does not think it's funny. I'm sorry jokes on
Speaker 1: this show, just so you know. Yes, yeah, I realized that,
Speaker 1: and I was surprised, I guess, just because I was
Speaker 1: willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in
Speaker 1: the beginning. But she just kept going. She went the
Speaker 1: whole time, basically the whole way home, singing the upa
Speaker 1: lumpa song to me when I tried to plow on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you happen to catch any of
Speaker 1: this on video? Perchance? Um? I didn't. I was the
Speaker 1: only one there. Yeah, But if it had been on video,
Speaker 1: that would have been the endemy. That would have been
Speaker 1: like a viral video about how any buddy. I mean,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You have met her. We've only talked
Speaker 1: to her for a little bit, and even in that time,
Speaker 1: she seems like a lovely person who would never purposely
Speaker 1: hurt someone's feelings. No, she's a hide shamer. Are all women?
Speaker 1: I care? Exactly? You just kind have to take it
Speaker 1: and accept it. But you're okay, dude. Some of the
Speaker 1: hottest guys I've dated were short because they're not taken
Speaker 1: by the tall ones. It looked like supermodels short. I'm
Speaker 1: five to seven. I don't know why guys okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: barely below average. I think ye. Look, Matthew, like, don't
Speaker 1: you want to at least give Clarissa chance to explain
Speaker 1: herself a little bit. I don't think it would matter.
Speaker 1: It was clearly on her mind. She obviously thinks it,
Speaker 1: so it was just coming out. You know. It's like
Speaker 1: the truth comes out when you're drunk. I think it's
Speaker 1: probably like the same type of thing. No, it is
Speaker 1: not the same people now people see like little green
Speaker 1: aliens when they're coming off of their wisdom teeth. Like,
Speaker 1: it's not because they really believe in little green aliens.
Speaker 1: I know, but there was no green aliens. She was
Speaker 1: very accurate. I don't know. I'm not on anesthesia right now,
Speaker 1: but the truth is about to come out because I'm
Speaker 1: about to tell you, Matthew that Clarissa has been on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and she wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am so sorry. I just I
Speaker 1: cannot even apologist, and I am so sorry. I I
Speaker 1: don't think you're short. I think you're like a short guy,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't think you're short, like to sort,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry I did all of that. That is so
Speaker 1: main If you called me a hobbit four times, oh
Speaker 1: I did not. Oh my god, Oh my god, Clarissa,
Speaker 1: you were a bully. I didn't know what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I was drugged up. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but deep down you must have had an issue with
Speaker 1: it because it's the only thing you talked about. I
Speaker 1: would be lying if I said I wasn't on my mind.
Speaker 1: But it's not like a deal breaker at all. It
Speaker 1: just sounds like Matthew, like, I mean, I think she's
Speaker 1: being honest. She doesn't care about your height. I mean
Speaker 1: it's something that she noticed, just like I'm sure there
Speaker 1: was some sort of something that you noticed about her
Speaker 1: that she was probably self conscious about. Like, don't let
Speaker 1: your own insecurities stand in the way of somebody that
Speaker 1: you think is cool. Yeah, she sounds really sweet. She's
Speaker 1: not a height supremacist. It's not a real term. What
Speaker 1: do you say, Matthew. I mean, she's obviously very very
Speaker 1: remorseful about what happened and doesn't feel that way about you.
Speaker 1: Really wants to get to know you. And with that said,
Speaker 1: would you be willing to give her another shot? Because
Speaker 1: we'll pay for you guys to go out on one
Speaker 1: more date. You're not sending us to an amusement park.
Speaker 1: We'll be too short for the road. There's the sense
Speaker 1: of humor. What do you say? One more date on us,
Speaker 1: one more date on you guys? And she wears flats.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Clarissa, I love flats? Something all
Speaker 1: right now? Clarissa sing us out oompah, no, oh my god, okay,
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