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Speaker 1: A full hour for your pleasure or torture.

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Speaker 2: However you you know, it's broken Jeffrey and this is

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Speaker 2: your podcast. Thanks so much for being here. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: start your Monday off with a new Loser line. We

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Speaker 2: got a new second day. We just got a lot

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Speaker 2: of fun at Mead and we always love to highlight you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so important to us.

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Speaker 3: And speaking of using this for pleasure or not, someone said,

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Speaker 3: my roommate and I work from home and I subject

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Speaker 3: her to y'all every single day. It drives her crazy

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Speaker 3: and I don't care. You guys make my workday's much

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Speaker 3: more tolerable. It's one of those healthy relationships.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys spend maybe a little bit too much

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Speaker 2: time maybe the apartment to it.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, roommate, the full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 4: I have an announcement to make. Oh it's broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I love announcements, but I don't like the music that

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Speaker 1: you chose for it.

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Speaker 4: Although it is a little late, almost a year late,

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Speaker 4: I do have to bring it up because for some

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Speaker 4: bizarre reason on the text board, we're getting people saying

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Speaker 4: I miss Jeffrey's joke of the week. What and I've

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Speaker 4: never seen one of those. And if you don't know,

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Speaker 4: my joke of the week was the final and probably

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Speaker 2: I'm starting to feel like you got your mom to

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Speaker 5: They're all over the place, they're coming in and we

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Speaker 4: That segment in forever. But the thing is, we never

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Speaker 4: officially announced that we were vaulting it until now. It's

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Speaker 2: We bought stuff here, especially when we do it a

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Speaker 4: It's important to do this the right way. And you know,

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Speaker 4: I always do feel a little selfish when we do

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Speaker 4: It's an honor that I've always done, but today I'm

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Speaker 4: Now you can't see this at home, but she's got

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Speaker 4: we can officially vault this wretched segment. Gotta cut the music.

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Speaker 4: Cut the music. We don't need a dramatic Let's let's do.

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Speaker 6: The countdown, angels.

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Speaker 4: Here we go three, two, Why alexis you push the

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Speaker 7: We need the vaulted buttons.

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Speaker 4: Okay, just close the door. Try it again. Okay, studio,

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Speaker 4: this is why I am the vault master.

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Speaker 4: It's just a big red one.

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Speaker 4: shut it? Please? He's a Jesus have souls. Okay. We

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 4: You stay in there with headlines only because when we're

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Speaker 10: Welcome all e royal subjects here we go to National

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Speaker 10: Princess Day somewhere, and we celebrate tiaras and sashes and

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Speaker 6: Whether they're ruling over real kingdoms or just our childhood men,

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Speaker 4: A famous princess.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean at Disney World, she has a whole

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Speaker 6: Jeez, Relli. It's number two on my list. Over the brook.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm actually gonna go with a real princess. I'm

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Princess Jasmine. It's number twelve on my list.

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Speaker 6: She's the frown yarded princess from Aladdin. We're over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: There's a couple that I probably can't bring up because

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Speaker 4: Know if I did, I'm not allowed to say. But

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go for an easy one. Princess Elsa from Frozen.

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Speaker 1: Oh good one, Elsa.

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Speaker 4: My Scandinavian duchess friends are coming after.

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Speaker 6: All, right, Jeffrey's out. Let's go back to Alexis.

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Speaker 7: I'm still going off. If they have a castle, they're

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Speaker 6: Yeah, sleeping beauty. It's number seven on my list. Known

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Speaker 2: We're back to brookpel was a princess, right yeahs.

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Speaker 1: From Throw Down Your Hair, Rapunzel.

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Speaker 6: Rapunzel's number fifteen on my list.

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Speaker 11: Jose, I don't want to be with anybody. This woman

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Speaker 4: Princess Megan Markle.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Megan Markle. She was, She's the Duchess of York

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Speaker 1: A princess she is.

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Speaker 6: We're back to Alexis. Final to her left.

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Speaker 3: You and I'm thinking one of my favorite movies, Princess Diaries,

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Speaker 6: The Princess of Genovia, is correct. That's number six on

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Speaker 4: Princess March I don't believe it was March Anne Hathaway

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Speaker 6: I think brook One's coming. Get this Alexis wins.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm oh, just name your own daughter. Calloween is

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Speaker 12: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Princess Peach.

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Speaker 6: Princess Peach. It did not make my list. That means

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Speaker 6: Alexis is one Today's princess edition of plenty of plenty

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Speaker 6: of controversial list. Let's go over what you guys missed.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure you guys will fight me over these. Number

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Speaker 6: three Princess Leah, technically royalty in the Star Wars universe. Catherine,

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Speaker 6: Number eight Padme Amidala, she was a princess before becoming

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Speaker 6: Queen Amidala and Star Wars Princess Grace Kelly of Monica.

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Speaker 4: Total freak Hollywood actress Belle.

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Speaker 6: From Beauty in the Beast. Queen Elizabeth I. She was

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Speaker 4: Brook gets to rule who is a princess and who

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Speaker 6: Number twenty close friend of Jeffrey's family, Princess Madeline of Sweden.

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Speaker 13: Ah yeah, oh man, all right, Well Alexis got the

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Speaker 13: most right, so she gets to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 7: How are your royal friends, jeff It has to be you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, welcome to the ball. This goes out

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Speaker 4: to all the Scandinavians. Uh, someone pulled me up a

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Speaker 4: a history. There's a potty downtown near Fifth Street. Everybody

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Speaker 4: at the bug and that is your shock collar question.

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Speaker 4: The other day, you got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 14: A few minutes, freaking Jeffrey, good morning.

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Speaker 4: We have plenty of people who listen to the show

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Speaker 4: with their kids in the car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we love that. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Make sure you

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Speaker 4: follow us at Brook and Jeffrey on all social media

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Speaker 4: if you haven't already. But a study was just done

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Speaker 4: that's going to literally for kids and parents alike. Blow

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Speaker 4: their minds literally. So if grades are important to your family,

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Speaker 4: like you'd rather see your kid get straight a's than

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Speaker 4: straight d's in school, researchers found that students who just

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Speaker 1: Wait, what mind.

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Speaker 4: You mean?

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Speaker 2: I didn't have to pull eighty one nighters to make

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Speaker 1: I could have just looked at.

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Speaker 4: The letter exactly. And it's not just a little bit better,

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Speaker 4: you score significantly better. Really, here's the percentages. The group

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Speaker 4: eight point five. I have no mathematical genius, but that's

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Speaker 4: why does it work? Researchers think it's because, quote, looking

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Speaker 7: Interesting our last name start with F. Maybe we wrote

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Speaker 2: I didn't do that, but yeah, it's a good theory

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Speaker 4: Actually very smart. I really hope that we all don't

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Speaker 4: fail when we do a brand new Laser Stories. So

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Speaker 4: let's stare at the letter A before it happens.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking.

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Speaker 4: It's coming up next. It's the radio segment that's launching

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Speaker 4: a new clothing rental company called silver Stain.

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Speaker 15: Interesting, it's for adult diapers.

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Speaker 4: They send you twelve in the mail and you give,

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Speaker 4: Lazer Stories out of the World of Words. Dictionary dot

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Speaker 4: Number three John, like the bathroom j A W N.

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Speaker 4: That has actually nothing to do with yawning. It's a

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Speaker 4: Number two jugging. That's when a criminal waits near a

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I thought it was gonna be something

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Speaker 4: And finally, number one new word on dictionary dot com,

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I think they spit it out. They need more studies.

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Speaker 4: We're like the scientists of romance, dedicating our careers to

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Speaker 4: Yes, okay, that's our version of science. So grab your

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Speaker 4: In your brand new loser line right after this, what's

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Speaker 14: Is this the right number? It's a line, good by.

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Speaker 4: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 4: touching You're cool. Yeah, whatever you do is always into

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Speaker 16: Next message, Yo, stop, how you doing?

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Speaker 17: I don't know how to start these messages. I mean,

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Speaker 17: hey there, like is that smooth in me? It feels

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Speaker 17: I hope your cat is like.

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Speaker 9: Loving their little toys.

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Speaker 17: I mean, I know I love them. I like to

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Speaker 16: How you do it?

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Speaker 18: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 19: Okay, bye?

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Speaker 14: Message.

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Speaker 11: Oh no, I love her, Yeah, I'm with you.

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Speaker 4: I feel so bad her Alexis she was trying so

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how you do?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just a very natural coming from Judge.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just keep irving.

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Speaker 20: I'm actually calling you from Starbucks right now. So, yes,

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Speaker 20: I am wearing pants, just so you know, normally, if

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Speaker 20: I'm calling you from home, I'm probably not wearing them,

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Speaker 21: You can do when your pants lips. Oh, I'd say that,

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Speaker 21: day in society. You can walk into a Starbucks just

448
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Speaker 21: your boxers on, nobody's gonna judge, you, order whatever you want,

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Speaker 21: sit down, and enjoy the breeze.

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Speaker 9: Kind of my dream.

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Speaker 20: So yeah, that's what true freedom in this country would

452
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Speaker 20: look like. And we're not there yet, but hopefully someday that.

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Speaker 7: Is strange hill to die on.

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Speaker 4: See that's my guy. Yeah, By the.

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Speaker 2: Whole time, I was only envisioning him with nothing on,

456
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Speaker 2: and then when he threw in.

457
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Speaker 4: The buy with you, I was like, oh that's cool,

458
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Speaker 4: Like you're envisioning what you want to envision.

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Speaker 1: That's how I would do.

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Speaker 2: No pants and I support you are going to get

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Speaker 2: the breeze in there now.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately, due to quote legal terms and conditions, all of

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Speaker 4: the videos that we post online are fully clothed.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's why I know.

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Speaker 1: Pants on.

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Speaker 4: These social media moderators are such pruds now. But thanks

467
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 4: to then, we've got loads of pants on content that

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Speaker 4: you can go check out on our YouTube, our Instagram,

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Speaker 4: our TikTok, all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey like subscribe,

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Speaker 4: unzip and enjoy. Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 19: Hi, it's yeah, you know from the Vampire social on Friday.

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Speaker 16: So well, okay, I was the line.

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Speaker 19: In the Black Lives dress, uh, which I know narrows

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Speaker 19: it down to like all of us, so huh okay,

475
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Speaker 19: but sorry. Yeah, So remember I accidentally drank the prop

476
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Speaker 19: blood because I.

477
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Speaker 16: Thought it was beat tooth.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, so you you were sweet to let me use

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Speaker 19: your costume handkerchief, Like what a gentleman. Okay, So I

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Speaker 19: just wanted to say, it was really cool talking to you.

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Speaker 19: You seem very alive. It's in a good way. I mean,

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Speaker 19: you know, like most guys, I mean these things are

483
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Speaker 19: just creep who talk about sucking my neck, but that

484
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Speaker 19: you you didn't do that, and so yeah, I thought

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Speaker 19: i'd be super ancient and just call you.

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Speaker 20: So.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, here I am. If you ever want to grab

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Speaker 19: a drink at not what, just like I don't know,

489
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Speaker 19: like coffee or tea or warm bra I'm not picky,

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Speaker 19: So call me back next, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, both broth the next best thing to blood.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a little bit shocked to find out that

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Speaker 4: there's weirdos at Vampire. I was picturing it more like

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Speaker 4: a Rex softball league. Oh yeah, there's gonna be some

496
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Speaker 4: like strange people, but for the most part, cool guys,

497
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Speaker 4: lifelong friends.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm surprised actually that they are creepy because

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Speaker 2: if you look at the original Dracula, he was a count.

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Speaker 7: And I feel like they're rich too. I don't know why,

501
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 7: just give the vibe to have money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good quality fabric.

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Speaker 4: I feel like we're talking ourselves into attending the next

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Speaker 4: Vampire social.

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Speaker 1: I like, bet I got dress Okay.

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Speaker 22: Oh my god, you gotta go outside right now. Look

507
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 22: up at the sky. Oh wow, you gotta see this.

508
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Speaker 22: It looks like the moon's wearing like a glow in

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Speaker 22: the dark Cape. It's like a got a built in

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Speaker 22: night length from the back. Oh man, this only happens

511
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Speaker 22: like every four and a half years. When you get

512
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Speaker 22: this message. Go outside and call me so we can

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Speaker 22: look at it together. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Do they not realize you could hear that?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 4: I love a bathroom with a good window. It gives

517
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Speaker 4: you a great view. It's underrated, isn't it, Brooks.

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Speaker 1: So you can see the notorious Cape movie.

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Speaker 4: His fault. There's a lot going on in his life

520
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 4: right now. It's a lot to juggle.

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00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: He's multitasking, Yeah, viewed bathroom duties and making a phone

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Speaker 2: talk exactly.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what he was saying was beautiful specifically.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, But I just hope he washes his hands.

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00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 4: That's your loser line. Remember you can find your favorite

526
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 4: cringe voicemail of the week up on our YouTube page,

527
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 4: along with our second date updates, our offward Tuesday phone calls,

528
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 4: not to mention phone taps. In fact, we got one coming.

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Speaker 14: Up for you, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning, we.

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Speaker 4: Got an email from a listener who says one of

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Speaker 4: her good guy friends has been struggling big time in

532
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 4: the dating arena. He's tried apps and blind dates but

533
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 4: nothing is working. So she convinced him to apply to

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Speaker 4: a personalized matchmaking service. He just sent in his application.

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Speaker 4: It's a little bit pricey, but I think well worth it,

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Speaker 4: especially once he meets his matchmaking sense. That would be Brook.

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Speaker 4: She gets right down to business in your phone tab

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00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 14: Another mornings.

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Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Brent du.

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Speaker 9: Yeah it is. Who's this?

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Speaker 2: My name is Jenna Rossady from Matchmakers USA. We received

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Speaker 2: your online application to join our program. Oh hi, Hi,

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Speaker 2: So I'm just curious off the bat. What made you apply?

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Speaker 9: Well, I've I've been single for a while and I've

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Speaker 9: tried some of the apps and nothing's working. Yeah, so

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00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 9: I talked to my friend and they recommended your service,

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Speaker 9: and I thought maybe you can help me.

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Speaker 2: You know what, Brent, I'm going to stop you right

551
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 2: there and say I do see what you're doing, and

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Speaker 2: I'm taken.

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Speaker 9: Um, I'm not sure I understand you know.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing.

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Speaker 2: I do your profile reads like you're kind of a dud,

556
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: but much more than that, aren't you?

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Speaker 9: My profile seemed like I was a dad. I worked

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00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 9: very hard on that.

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00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: Actually, look, you're not the first man or woman for

560
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Speaker 2: that matter, that's heard this voice.

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Speaker 1: And immediately try to run game on me.

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Speaker 9: I'm a little confused.

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00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: Are you single? No, I've already told you.

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Speaker 2: But if you're doing this job a long time so

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Speaker 2: I know when I'm about to be propositioned and I

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Speaker 2: will say I'm flattered.

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Speaker 9: There must be some kind of misunderstanding, ma'am. I don't

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Speaker 9: think that's what's going on here.

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Speaker 1: I understood completely.

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Speaker 2: You were curious to know what I looked like in

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Speaker 2: a neglige what and you're never gonna know that because,

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Speaker 2: like I said, I'm in a relationship with myself. I

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Speaker 2: realized the best person for me was mere.

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Speaker 9: Single or you're not single?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you love to pry.

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00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: It's just like emotionally, physically, intimately, experimentally, it's all about me.

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Speaker 9: That sound very exciting.

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Speaker 1: You are right, it's called soloonogamy.

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Speaker 9: I've never heard of solonogamy.

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Speaker 1: Well enough about me, though, right, let's get back to you.

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Speaker 2: So I ran your profile through our algorithm and we

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Speaker 2: did find a match.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she checked all your boxes and I think you

585
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Speaker 2: are going to be so pleasantly surprised.

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Speaker 9: Wow, that's wonderful. Actually, I didn't expect that to happen

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Speaker 9: so quickly. Can you tell me anything about her?

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00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: Oh? I sure can, it's me. Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 9: That is shocking? Actually, don't you work at the matchmaking agency?

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Speaker 2: I do, but that doesn't preclude me from seeing others.

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00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do? Be left out of the fun.

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00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 9: He just told me that you're solo, anogamous, and that

593
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 9: you're in a relationship with yourself.

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00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: Well that's true, but I'm just not going to tell

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00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 2: myself what I'm doing. What I don't know doesn't hurt me.

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00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 9: I'm so confused.

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00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: Well, the only question I have for you is this Friday?

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Speaker 1: What should I wear?

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00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 13: Well?

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Speaker 1: What shouldn't I wear?

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Speaker 9: So? I signed up for a matchmaking service and then

602
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 9: you you told me that I was hitting on you,

603
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 9: But then you said that you're dating yourself, and then

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00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 9: you said that we matched and that you're cheating on

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Speaker 9: yourself and we're going to go out on Friday.

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00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: Don't use that word. So naughty. I don't want myself

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00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: to know. Remember, so, where are you taking me?

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00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 9: Well? I guess we could go for tacos and Mark Reita.

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00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: I can't let this go on any longer. I have

610
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: to tell you it's a brank phone call.

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00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 9: What what? What are you talking about?

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00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 2: This is actually broke for the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, are you kidding me?

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00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: Amy said you'd fall for that. She's the one that

616
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: set you up for this.

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Speaker 9: That was so weird and uncomfortable.

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00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: Whatever I heard jealousy in your voice.

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Speaker 9: You heard that it should have been should have been fear.

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Speaker 14: Every Anyways, japs weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and

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Speaker 14: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: We've got a controversial second date call today. It's Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. And all I'm going to

624
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 4: say is this. At some point during a couple's hangout

625
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 4: at a restaurant, someone asked to speak to the manager.

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00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 4: It was not a pleasant conversation. When have you.

627
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: Ever called the manager to compliment someone?

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Speaker 4: But you probably should. It's probably nice thing to put

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Speaker 4: that energy out there, to be a server. So I

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Speaker 4: go out of them. I'm like they were amazing. So

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Speaker 4: what was said and maybe more importantly, what wasn't said

632
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Speaker 4: after it all went down? We need to get to

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Speaker 4: the bottom of it in your brand new Second Date Update,

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Speaker 4: Next Second Date Update Date, Brooke, you'd agree with me

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Speaker 4: that it's important in the dating world to know what

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Speaker 4: you want.

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00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, I think it's important in life.

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00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, But it's equally important to know what you don't want.

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00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's how you figure out what you do want.

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Speaker 4: Like Alexis, she does not want labels. Well, yeah, even

641
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 4: if one day down the road she gets married, don't

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00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 4: put a label on that.

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00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 7: He was my guy friend.

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00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bothered a couple of children exactly, label on that.

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Speaker 4: That's gross. And one of our listeners knows exactly what

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Speaker 4: she doesn't want, and that's a second date with the

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Speaker 4: guys she went out with.

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Speaker 1: Why is she calling it?

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00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: She does want answers, she deserves that, So let's talk

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Speaker 4: to her. Jenna, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 12: Hi.

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Speaker 23: Everyone, Did he block.

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Speaker 4: You and now you got to use us to tell

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Speaker 4: him off?

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Speaker 23: Yeah?

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00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 9: Pretty much.

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Speaker 16: I mean I'm just.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm curious man, Okay, all right, you're beyond me.

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Speaker 23: I'm beyond mad, and I hate that I am expending

660
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 23: energy on this, but like it's not okay what happened?

661
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 23: And I just need to know, like what the heck?

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00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,439
Speaker 1: Okay, I think we need some explaining because you sound

663
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Speaker 1: really serious.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I have all the information that I need,

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Speaker 4: but if you want to give us some details, I'm

666
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 4: cool with that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Like the guy's name start with Yeah, what is

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00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 1: his name?

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Speaker 23: His name is Peter?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Peter?

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Speaker 7: We hate Peter.

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00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Peter.

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00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 23: That could have been red flag number one.

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00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 15: Oh okay, Peter in his car, Like oh yeah, okay, Well,

675
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 15: we'll give grace to most other Peters, but this Peter,

676
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 15: we're not say why why do we hate Peter?

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00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,439
Speaker 16: So we met on a dating app?

678
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Speaker 23: But I don't usually meet a lot of guys, Like

679
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 23: I'll talk to a lot of people just to like

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00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 23: get a vibe or whatever, but I don't say yes

681
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Speaker 23: to a lot of dates because because because you can

682
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 23: meet some quality people on there. But that's not what

683
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 23: this is about, exactly. It's rare.

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00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: So you thought Peter was quality in the beginning. I'm

685
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: assuming since you did say yes.

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00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 12: Right and he honestly, you should feel lucky that I

687
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 12: said yes.

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00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,479
Speaker 23: Okay, at this point.

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00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, but going in, obviously you had a little bit

690
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 4: of optimism for how the date would go. So like

691
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 4: what happened?

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Speaker 23: So when I feel like the person who's asking for

693
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 23: the date should be the one who plans the date,

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Speaker 23: so that seems fair. I said that to him. He said,

695
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 23: he made a reservation. Fine, we decided to meet there

696
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 23: safety first, and we get there and he checks in

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Speaker 23: with the hostess and they're like, oh, yeah, it's going

698
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 23: to be fifteen minute wait, and I was like, hold on,

699
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 23: hold the pump.

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00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: Oh is that when you stop talking to him? It's

701
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: usually like.

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00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 7: Five Actually they say that too.

703
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Speaker 4: That is true. Why are you saying hold the phone?

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Speaker 23: Because if he made a reservation, we shouldn't have to wait.

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00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: No, but that's the thing about reservations. I've often had

706
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: to wait for a res.

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00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 4: But you're obviously not on the same level as Jenna is,

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00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 4: so you know it's not fair to compare. Yet wait, so.

709
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 2: Wait, you're you're already getting upset because you're waiting and

710
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: you think he's lying about making a reservation.

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00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 23: Is that what you're I wasn't sure because he was

712
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 23: just like okay with the weight. So I'm like that

713
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 23: feels iffy.

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00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 4: Okay, you want the guy to step up and be like,

715
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 4: excuse me, I made the reservation for this time.

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00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 23: I wanted him to handle it, because you never know

717
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 23: when fifteen minutes can turn into twenty or thirty.

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Speaker 16: I'm like, I don't want to spend all night waiting

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Speaker 16: for a table.

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Speaker 23: So I ended up speaking with the hostess and then

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Speaker 23: with the manager.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, Oh so you're fifteen minutes into a date

723
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 2: and you're already talking to your manager.

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Speaker 23: Well, I didn't wait for fifteen minutes. Like I spoke

725
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 23: with the hostess. She brought in the manager. I didn't

726
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Speaker 23: ask for the manager.

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Speaker 4: And brookes, she's only doing that because her date is

728
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 4: dragging his feet on doing it. He's just cool with whatever.

729
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 2: But it sounds like you're already starting to work yourself up,

730
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: like you're already starting to get upset.

731
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Speaker 7: But get a bad mood pre date.

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Speaker 21: Maybe Yeah.

733
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Speaker 23: I'm not in a bad mood. And if I was

734
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 23: in a bad mood, it wasn't my fault. The restaurant

735
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 23: put me in a bad mood by making me wait.

736
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Speaker 23: My date put me in a bad mood by not

737
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Speaker 23: fixing the situation, and after my conversation with the manager. Magically,

738
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 23: I was seated and I turned around and they got

739
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Speaker 23: me a few free drinks. They offered me an appetizer.

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Speaker 4: This is why complaining always pays off.

741
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Speaker 1: Did this does feel like something you would do, jeff.

742
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 4: Y, Yes, I've come out on top status?

743
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: So is you? Are you in your date? Back on?

744
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: You're feeling good? Now you're feeling cared for and everybody's happy.

745
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 21: Right.

746
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 23: Well, I sat down and like, I'm having my drink

747
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 23: and I turned around and he's just gone, like he

748
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 23: vanished without saying a word.

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Speaker 14: Wait what Yeah?

750
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 23: And I tried to call him. He's not responding. He

751
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 23: won't answer text messages, he won't pick up phone calls.

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00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 16: I mean, I did his job exactly.

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00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 4: You put in all the work, and now he's deciding

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00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 4: to walk away. That's rude, right, Brooke, I you know

755
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 4: that's right. Yes, you are right, jeff This guys.

756
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 2: I'm imagining like my husband going out with you on

757
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 2: a first date. He would have been so mortified and

758
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 2: embarrassed that he just wouldn't have wanted to even speak

759
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 2: to the restaurant staff after that incident.

760
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: So he probably just left.

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00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 4: There's a clear line here. Some people are team Jenna

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00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 4: and some people seem to be team Peter in this room.

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00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean here's the thing.

764
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 2: Are you really that confused about why he left?

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00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 16: Yeah? I want answers. I'm pissed.

766
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 23: He wasted my time, he wasted my energy, my makeup products.

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00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 4: Hello, and I mean Brooke. Sure, maybe he didn't want

768
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 4: to be on the day anymore, but shouldn't he have

769
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 4: at least had the gentleman courtesy to say something to her.

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Speaker 4: Be a man like your husband. I'm sure would have

771
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 4: been and ditched before he ditched you on the day.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sure, but I'm gidding.

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00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 9: We need.

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00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 4: This guy deserves to answer up for the cowardly move

775
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 4: that he did ditching him by not saying anything. Jenna.

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00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 4: We're all on board with you.

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00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 23: Thank you guys so much for your support. I appreciate it.

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00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 4: We appreciate you, Jenna, and we would love if you

779
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 4: left a five star review on our podcast when you're

780
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 4: done with this. It would really go along with okay perfect.

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00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: So let's wait till segment two before she actually.

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00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 4: No, I want her to put it now before segment two,

783
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Speaker 4: because who knows what's gonna happen. When we come back,

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00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 4: we're gonna call Peter and we'll see what he has

785
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 4: to say in your second date update. Right after this

786
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Speaker 4: second date update, the room seems very divided about this

787
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Speaker 4: call with our listener Jenna, who told us that she's

788
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 4: extremely upset since her date. Peter told her that he

789
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 4: made dinner reservations, but they showed up and the hostess said, well,

790
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 4: actually you're gonna need to wait an extra fifteen minutes,

791
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 4: and Jenna, Jenna didn't scream, she was just like, I

792
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 4: don't understand why I thought we had reservations for that time.

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00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: I think she may have been a little more forceful

794
00:40:59,400 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: than that.

795
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 4: But yeah, Meanwhile, spineless Peter wouldn't say a word, so

796
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 4: Jenna had to step up and calmly confront the manager

797
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 4: herself and guess what happened? She got results, okay, most immediately. Oh,

798
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 4: I guess the table was available and was even given

799
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 4: free drinks and food for her trouble. And where was Peter?

800
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 4: Who knows quivering Pete had dipped out without saying a

801
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 4: single word. Those are Brooks words, by the.

802
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 2: Way, I hate when you just quote me like that.

803
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, and Brooke, I am just curious though,

804
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 4: because I was getting the vibe in the first part

805
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 4: that you took issue with Jenna's approach to how she

806
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 4: handled the situation. And I'm just wondering would it be

807
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 4: different if they had a reservation and it was an

808
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 4: extra forty five minutes an hour. Would her actions be

809
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 4: warranted if the time length was different.

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00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: To me, those are all like what ifs, Like that's

811
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: not what.

812
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 4: Happened, because you know, because you know that I'm right.

813
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

814
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 2: It's hypotheticals, and hypothetic will always get you in trouble.

815
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 4: Okay, Jenna, I'm trying to get them onto your side.

816
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 4: I'm doing everything in my power. They still want to

817
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 4: be team Peter for some reason.

818
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 23: Brook, I get the vibe that you don't support me,

819
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 23: and I've heard on your show that you support women,

820
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 23: and honestly, I don't feel supported where what happens.

821
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 2: I just don't know that you should be so mystified

822
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: that Peter's not interested.

823
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 4: I think I don't think. I don't think that's it, though.

824
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 4: I don't think she's mystified about why he's not interested.

825
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 4: She's just not understanding why he took the approach where

826
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 4: he did without saying a word. He was rude.

827
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 23: Yeah, I just want to know, like what he was

828
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 23: thinking to make such a cowardly decision.

829
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 12: To just leave without saying anything.

830
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 4: We don't know what we're going to get. If Peter

831
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 4: answers the phone.

832
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: Let's call it. Let's speculation.

833
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 4: Maybe he will own up to all the mistakes that

834
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 4: he made that day. But let's find out.

835
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: I bet you'll, I bet Jenna will be very kind

836
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: and forgiving of it.

837
00:42:53,560 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 4: We're not dealing with hypotheticals earlier, so let's just take

838
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 4: some real action and dial the number give you. Let's

839
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 4: get some of the sense. Here we go. Hello, Wow,

840
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 4: answered on the first ring. Yikes, is this Peter?

841
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: Is such a bad way to start a conversation.

842
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 4: Peter, Hello, is this you?

843
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 9: Yeah? Who is this? Well?

844
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 4: You should know us because we're a very popular radio

845
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 4: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You may

846
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 4: have heard of us.

847
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: Or Jenna's really rubbed off on you.

848
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 8: Roughen What is happening right now?

849
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 4: Well, what's happening is a segment called a second Date

850
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 4: Update where we're trying to help out one of our listeners,

851
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 4: one of our very good friends it's true. Her name

852
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 4: is Jenna, and you went on a date with her recently,

853
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 4: you almost went on a date with her. I should say, well.

854
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 1: You waited five minutes with her in the restaurant lobby.

855
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 4: Is this ringing a bell?

856
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 14: Yeah?

857
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, that happened.

858
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, right, I'd love just your first impression of Jenna.

859
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 8: I mean, she's pretty, she seemed cool on the app

860
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 8: and then uh, I even went out of my way

861
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 8: to call a buddy and get a reservation at a

862
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 8: new restaurant.

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00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 23: Oh dude, you o.

864
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, we heard that there were supposedly reservations that were made,

865
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 4: but when you arrived to the restaurant, things didn't go

866
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 4: that smoothly.

867
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 9: Yeah.

868
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 8: Look, I mean it was swamped, Okay. I mean it's

869
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 8: a new place.

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00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 1: It makes sense for a new restaurant.

871
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,479
Speaker 2: There's like systems that they don't have in place yet

872
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 2: sometimes they get behind sounds.

873
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 4: Like they don't have their stuff together.

874
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: Yea, that is just a friend, that's totally normal for

875
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 2: a new restaurant to not have a.

876
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry to interrupt you there, Peter, keep going.

877
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 8: I don't know, guys, it was just pretty awkward because

878
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 8: I mean we get there, we and she finds out

879
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 8: there's a fifteen minute wait. I mean, my goodness, pretty

880
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 8: much kind of has a temper tantrump. She even said, like,

881
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 8: do you know who I am?

882
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: What she said that?

883
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 14: No?

884
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, like starts whipping out her phone showing her twenty

885
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 8: thousand followers she has and everything.

886
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 4: Oh, she's an influencer or she just has like twenty.

887
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 9: Influence.

888
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 4: That's pretty good. Yeah, just like Brooks sounds a little

889
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 4: bit jealous. So you even so.

890
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: Followed, I am not interested in how many funded people have,

891
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 2: and I think that's such a weird flex.

892
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 9: Right.

893
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 8: So then it was just so awkward and I just dipped.

894
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 8: I was like, get over yourself.

895
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 2: Okay, well okay, so is there a reason why you

896
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: didn't tell her?

897
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: Like, hey man, that was too much for me. I'm leaving.

898
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 8: I just couldn't be with a girl like that, you know,

899
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 8: I'm like, get over yourself. I mean, I left, and

900
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 8: I had to as I was going home, I had

901
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,919
Speaker 8: to like text my buddy like, hey, I'm so sorry.

902
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 8: I don't.

903
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 23: Sorry, like just so you know, like I've seen mannequins

904
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 23: with more initiative than you.

905
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, Peter, you couldn't figure it out. That's Jenna

906
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 4: on the other line. She's been listening to this call

907
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: normally week we have them wait. But yeah, and I

908
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 4: don't blame her either. That was kind of a long

909
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 4: explanation on your end.

910
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 1: It was exactly what we thought had happened.

911
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 4: He could have summarized it a little bit quicker, but

912
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 4: go ahead, Jenna.

913
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 23: I honestly don't appreciate being mischaracterized. I am not.

914
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 12: I never said you know who I am. Like, who

915
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 12: says that anymore?

916
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 8: I heard you say it, So.

917
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 16: What Maybe I did? Maybe I did it, But at

918
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 16: least we got a table.

919
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 23: You had one chance to act like a man, and

920
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 23: you went full on NPC MPC.

921
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: What does that stand for?

922
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 23: Non playable character?

923
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, come.

924
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 16: On, Brook.

925
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 1: It sounds like he didn't want to play.

926
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 8: Yeah.

927
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 9: I didn't.

928
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 8: I didn't want to be a part of it, right. Yeah.

929
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 4: But there's a level of decorum that usually comes into

930
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 4: dates where you tell someone hey, I don't know if

931
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 4: this is going to work out, or I gotta go

932
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 4: just dipping out.

933
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: What is he supposed to do?

934
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 2: He's supposed to say something, and then Jenna is going

935
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 2: to go nuclear on him and make a scene in

936
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 2: the restaurant next and embarrass his buddy even more.

937
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 4: I apologize to his buddy, He apologized to the manager

938
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,479
Speaker 4: and everybody except for Jenna.

939
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: Why does she deserve an apology? I guess is my question.

940
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 22: Brook.

941
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 23: You're supposed to support women's rights and wrong, you know,

942
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,720
Speaker 23: women can still be a holes.

943
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: Jenna.

944
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 23: I'm sorry, You're right and you're being one right now, Brooke.

945
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't understand why you're attacking Jenna. She came

946
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 4: to us for help.

947
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm not attacking anyone.

948
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 4: It's just you're calling her an al.

949
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: Well, she's kind of being one.

950
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, here's the thing, Like, Jenna, how could anyone

951
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 2: calmly talk to you?

952
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: And in that moment, we're talking.

953
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 23: About the wrong thing here, Like we need to talk

954
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 23: about who gets done and I do? Okay, I got

955
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 23: a table and he did nothing.

956
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 8: I mean, this is just outrageous. I mean, Jenna, you're

957
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 8: a beautiful girl, but get over yourself.

958
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 23: I'm just going to take that as an apology that

959
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 23: you won't get over me.

960
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, I like how you just take what

961
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:16,959
Speaker 2: you want.

962
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: You know, you got there.

963
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 8: I'm trying to see that, Jenna, what you're saying doesn't

964
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 8: even make any sense.

965
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 23: So I just want an apology.

966
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I think that's a fair ass, Just one

967
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 4: tiny apology for all the trouble that Jenna had to

968
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 4: go through to.

969
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 2: Get her table, and then in return, will Jenna then

970
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: apologize to the restaurant manager.

971
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 4: The restaurant gave her free food and drinks for their

972
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 4: own mistake. They admitted they were wrong fifteen minutes late

973
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 4: for her reservation.

974
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: She didn't even wait fifteen minutes.

975
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 23: Super You know what, at this point, I don't even

976
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 23: just want an apology from Peter. I want an apology

977
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 23: from Brooke too.

978
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, bro why don't you be a good

979
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 4: role model and show Peter how a good apology is done.

980
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 2: I don't think it's healthy you to apologize for something

981
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: that you didn't do wrong. I'm not gonna take blame

982
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 2: for Jenna's behavior.

983
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

984
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 4: Maybe you should apologize for the outfit that you chose

985
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 4: to wear today, because this is.

986
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: A pain to a snuggie j for that, I am sorry.

987
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry for Jenna. I'm going to pass that apology

988
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 4: over to you. Peter. Now's your chance to apologize for

989
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,479
Speaker 4: ditching out on Jenna without a word. Ready three to one.

990
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 8: And you know when they say you don't have anything

991
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 8: nice to say, don't say anything at all. That's why

992
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 8: I left. And I just got a backbrook on this.

993
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 8: I mean, I can't condone bad behavior like that. I'm sorry.

994
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was a.

995
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 4: Long winded way of almost saying absolutely nothing said. I'm sorry.

996
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: Not get what she wants.

997
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 4: Jenna, I'm so so sorry that you had to go

998
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 4: through all of that.

999
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 16: Thank you.

1000
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 7: She didn't want one to start.

1001
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm a man of action like Jenna is,

1002
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 4: so I will take action and offer to put you

1003
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,439
Speaker 4: two together one more time for another redo. No thanks, Okay,

1004
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 4: at least I tried. Yeah, I'm the only one in

1005
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 4: the room who did it.

1006
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 16: So yeah you hear that, Peter, I said no before

1007
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 16: you did.

1008
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got it, spineless Peter once again. Oh my god,

1009
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 4: looking Jeffrey in the morning. I don't like when calls

1010
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 4: get ugly like that.

1011
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: We have had a couple lately, I know, Yeah.

1012
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, And then I have to be the

1013
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 4: one who steps up and apologizes for everybody on behalf

1014
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 4: of the entire show.

1015
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 2: She didn't understand you're being sarcastic. No, we did not

1016
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 2: actually support her.

1017
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 4: I think our listeners deserved a little bit of support

1018
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 4: even if they're not right.

1019
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: Okay, well you never tell them that they're not right.

1020
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 4: Well, that's just going to make them mad at me.

1021
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1022
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone needs to stand up for them. But I

1023
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 4: did take something away from it. Twenty thousand followers can

1024
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 4: get you free drinks and an appetizer.

1025
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 1: What we are way more than that. We never get anything.

1026
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 4: I thought for sure it would be higher, like forty

1027
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 4: five K. But if it's only twenty I'm gonna start

1028
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 4: pulling out my phone at acclaim Jeffer, and I'm gonna

1029
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 4: be like, excuse me, do you know who Brooke Fox is?

1030
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 6: I work with her.

1031
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you don't, if you don't want to

1032
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 4: be on her bad side, you will give me some

1033
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 4: free Hallo pen your poppers on the house.

1034
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: You show my Instagram and you get charged more.

1035
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 4: I'm not going to show him that you do. You

1036
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 4: want to check out our social specifically our show one

1037
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 4: at Broken Jeffrey, you can go send us a DM

1038
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 4: and we might reach out to that person who's not

1039
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 4: calling you back. And go check out our podcast too.

1040
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 4: They're available online. You can see all of our second

1041
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 4: dates wherever you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey.

1042
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1043
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 4: What if I said, next year, with one hundred percent certainty,

1044
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 4: your life is going to get better and easier because

1045
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 4: of two new inventions that are coming to the market.

1046
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: Okay, tell us more.

1047
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 14: Jack.

1048
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 4: One involves any type of public event you'll attend, whether

1049
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 4: it's at a theme park, a ballgame, jailhouse, circumcision muzzle

1050
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 4: toof by the way. The other one is going to

1051
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 4: happen right in your home, and it may cost you

1052
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 4: a little bit of money, I will admit that, but

1053
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 4: it will change your life forever. Brooke, I think, is

1054
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 4: going to have this. Jose is going to be jealous

1055
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 4: that Brook can afford it. You're going to hear what

1056
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 4: they are coming up right after this with chat, GPT

1057
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 4: and all the crazy new AI technology coming out, the

1058
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 4: world is changing faster than ever.

1059
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,879
Speaker 1: It's like I feel like I have whiplash.

1060
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 4: In fact, I mean, just in the last ten seconds,

1061
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 4: Apple released seven new generations of iPhones and one implantable

1062
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 4: smart watch that you're supposed to put in your foot.

1063
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 11: Oh my god, we can see it but it's fine.

1064
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: Still can't get Jose to buy it. Bubble over there.

1065
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 4: The newest tech innovation is going to have this entire

1066
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 4: room salivating. What is it and apparently could be on

1067
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 4: the market as soon as next year.

1068
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: Does have to do with food, it does.

1069
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 4: It's called the Hindes Remix, the Ketchup. I'll show you

1070
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 4: a picture of it here it is. It's like a

1071
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 4: two and a half foot wide, two foot deep automated

1072
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 4: sauce dispenser. And if you've ever if you've gone to

1073
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 4: any fast food place lately that they have those big

1074
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 4: fancy touch screen soda machines.

1075
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you have one of those, you

1076
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 2: are instantly my kid's favorite restaurant, like.

1077
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 4: A million different types of so yeah. Yeah, but if

1078
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 4: you look right next to that right now, it's just

1079
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 4: like a cardboard box of loose ketchup packets.

1080
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah right, but.

1081
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 4: Not anymore with Pine's remix. And here's how it works.

1082
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 4: It features a big touch screen and you start with

1083
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 4: four bases that you can choose from Pines Ketchup, Ranch,

1084
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 4: fifty seven sauce or barbecue.

1085
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: Dude, Get out of here. I love it. I love

1086
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 1: it already favor. I'll tell you right now.

1087
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 2: My favorite sauce ever is the campfire sauce at Red.

1088
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: Robin, hands down the best sauce ever made. And if

1089
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: I can recreate that at any restaurant I go to.

1090
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 4: So basically you can. After you choose your base, then

1091
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 4: it takes you to the enhancement area, which currently includes Holopanos, smoked, Chipotle, buffalo,

1092
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:12,959
Speaker 4: and mango flavors. Yeah, you can make whatever specific side

1093
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 4: sauce you want. It'll make it right there. And you

1094
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 4: can customize the level of intensity too, from low medium

1095
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 4: to high mango.

1096
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: Are they going to be mad when I just go

1097
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: to the restaurant to just eat.

1098
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 4: Sauce, mouthing it right underneath a dispenser? So if you

1099
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 4: want to barbecue buffalo mango sauce extra hot, eight seconds later,

1100
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 4: it is done right there in a cup for you.

1101
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 4: And they say the opportunities for this dispenser is unlimited.

1102
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 4: You'll see them at movie theaters, ballparks, cafeterias.

1103
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 7: You could do it with butter at the movie theater.

1104
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 4: And the machine only needs to be refilled once a day.

1105
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm so smart scared of technology some days,

1106
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: so thankful for.

1107
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 5: Others, and that it's not the only piece of hot

1108
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 5: future tech that's blowing people's minds right now. Okay, because

1109
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 5: also coming soon is life size robot Butler's.

1110
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 4: This is real.

1111
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: No, listen, I was excited about the robot vacuums and

1112
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: then I got one, and all I ever do is

1113
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: just search for it.

1114
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 2: Under a couch and then have to pull it out,

1115
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 2: and then you have to empty the dustpan every five seconds.

1116
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,439
Speaker 4: Okay, bitter Betty, just listen to a second. I even

1117
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 4: told you what this is. It started last year when

1118
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 4: Amazon acquired I Robot, the makers of Rumba, and now

1119
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 4: they're in a race against Elon Musk with his Tesla

1120
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 4: robotic humanoid. Okay, and they're just a few years away.

1121
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 9: Now.

1122
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,919
Speaker 4: They say, from every single house owning robots that will

1123
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 4: do all of your household chores for you.

1124
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't believe it. I love it.

1125
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pre apologize for this old reference. But it

1126
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 4: looks like Rosie from the Jetsons. The robot really be

1127
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 4: cleans all outs, but instead of silver, it's all white.

1128
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 4: Here's a picture of what it's gonna look like.

1129
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 8: Interesting.

1130
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 4: It looks like a person.

1131
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm sorry, I don't have that big a house.

1132
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: This thing is huge all the time. I know that

1133
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: it's just not going to work. You guys, like, why

1134
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: will let.

1135
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 4: Me tell you what this robot butler will do for you?

1136
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: Why does it carry the soccer ball?

1137
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 4: Okay, as you're leaving the house, it's like a tag

1138
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 4: team in wrestling. You give it a high five to

1139
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 4: activate it and it wakes up from its slumber, immediately

1140
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 4: goes and makes your bed for you. I want to

1141
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 4: give it a secret handshake.

1142
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: Can it go upstairs?

1143
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why not build little ramp for it? And then

1144
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 4: it's like Grandma. It's able to go to the store

1145
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 4: and get you your groceries if you need them for

1146
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 4: the day, so that you all have fresh food every

1147
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 4: single day once you get home. Brook, I know you

1148
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,919
Speaker 4: don't love fresh food.

1149
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: I want it to be true, I do.

1150
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 2: But I just know it's going to find a wall

1151
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 2: and keep running into the wall over and over again

1152
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 2: down the.

1153
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: Block for my house, and I'm gonna have to go

1154
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: retrieve it.

1155
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 11: Imagine in the produce department trying to squeeze an avocado,

1156
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 11: trying to get the ripe one is switching all of them.

1157
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 4: It's all the robots in the grocery, just going to

1158
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 4: town on those melons. They're like, and I speak to

1159
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 4: a manager. If you'd like it to cook for you,

1160
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 4: it can. You just have to jump on the robots

1161
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 4: app and tell it what food item you want to

1162
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 4: have prepared by the time you get home. I know

1163
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 4: what you're thinking. If it burns your food, is it

1164
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 4: equipped with an automatic fire extinguisher dispensed from its eyes?

1165
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 4: From the eyes, I haven't read the manual yet, but

1166
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say yes yet.

1167
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 11: I wanted to go from below the waists because it

1168
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 11: looks funny y.

1169
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 4: Plus vacuums while it moves around your house because the

1170
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,919
Speaker 4: entire base is basically a giant vacuum room, so it's

1171
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 4: always constantly vacuuming and mopping and cleaning.

1172
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: And how it's gonna be what seventy thousand dollars.

1173
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 4: I'll get to the price in just a second. Brook.

1174
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 4: Because it can also play with your kids for.

1175
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 6: You, I know it.

1176
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: That's weird.

1177
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 4: Man.

1178
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: Kids need human interactions. They don't need to be playing

1179
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: with you.

1180
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 4: They also need robot interaction. Broke, They're always on their iPads.

1181
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 4: That's what's the difference. But there's bad parents out there too. Yeah,

1182
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 4: thinks they need these. It can pack your bags for

1183
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 4: you before you go on a trip. It can read

1184
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 4: you a book. It can even wash and fold your

1185
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 4: laundry for you.

1186
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 2: Laundry folding is a major if it actually works.

1187
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent on board.

1188
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 4: But you know you still don't sound convinced. What if

1189
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 4: I told you it can be programmed to surprise you

1190
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 4: with a glass of wine right when you walk in.

1191
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: The fronts sounds pretty.

1192
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 4: Husband going to do that for you.

1193
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 11: I don't think someone had a bad day at where

1194
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 11: I know because you've never had a good day at work.

1195
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 4: Let me massage your feet for you, they say, starting

1196
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 4: price broke you're asking about. This is going to be

1197
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 4: around twenty thousand dollars less.

1198
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: Than the child care.

1199
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 2: That's I look a dip thing in my house.

1200
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 4: It comes with a dipper already in wait for the

1201
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 4: future to come. We're gonna help you pass the time

1202
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 4: with a phone tap.

1203
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 14: Right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1204
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: US, Oh boy, what here we go? Everyone is left.

1205
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: Anyone that needs to do a job is not here.

1206
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jose and Jeff insisted on doing a restroom break together,

1207
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 2: and apparently it's down the highway at some gas stop.

1208
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm getting text right now from.

1209
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: Jose that Jeffrey hasn't come out in a while and

1210
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 2: their quote may or may not be other people in there.

1211
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 6: Wow, they are they trapped.

1212
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: Here's the thing we are on radio. They just have

1213
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 1: to happen, whether they are here or not.

1214
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 2: Tuil so digital, Jake, are you up for reading some

1215
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 2: questions to our poor listener that's on the phone.

1216
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 6: If I'm the only person here, I guess I'm kind

1217
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 6: of new and we have a new player today.

1218
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 18: Co Hi Nicole, Hi, Good morning Nicole.

1219
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 2: What's the appropriate amount of time for a restroom break over?

1220
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: Under twenty minutes? Because that's where we're at right now.

1221
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 2: I'm definitely under Yeah, alright, yeah, Nicole, I hate to

1222
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: leave you in this room.

1223
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah with these lovely.

1224
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 7: Peto I'm not going to talk out the phone. I'm

1225
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 7: better at texting Nicole if we could do that instead.

1226
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 6: All right, Brooke is leaving the studio, hopefully not going

1227
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 6: multiple freeway exits down and joining jeff and Jose in

1228
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 6: the bathroom. But Nicole, how.

1229
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 4: About we play some trivia oh, I love it.

1230
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 6: All right. Here's how it works. You have thirty seconds

1231
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,919
Speaker 6: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1232
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 6: know an answer, just say pass, and you have to

1233
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 6: beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1234
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 12: I'm ready?

1235
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 9: All right?

1236
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. On this day. In twenty fourteen,

1237
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 6: the song Uptown Funk won a Grammy for Song of

1238
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 6: the Year. Who is the artist? How many pipes are

1239
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 6: in a traditional bagpipe?

1240
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 14: Eight?

1241
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 6: What is the name of the bone that protects your brain?

1242
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 9: Oh? Fine?

1243
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 6: A marmoset is a type of what the national sports

1244
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 6: of Canada are hockey and what other stick wielding sport.

1245
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 9: Lacrosse?

1246
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 6: All right, good job, let's bring books back in the

1247
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 6: studio here. All right? Nothing caught fire while Brooke was gone?

1248
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1249
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 6: Oh man, Nicole, it says you're on my screener. That's

1250
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 6: I'm learning to read for the first time. That you're

1251
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 6: a crazy dog lady, crazy dog mom. And you have

1252
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 6: two Frenchies named Penny and Leah.

1253
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: That's cute.

1254
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 6: Yes, Nicole, I have another note here. What do you

1255
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 6: do with your dogs on Thanksgiving?

1256
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 7: Oh?

1257
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 18: We make them their own plates and make them like dogs,

1258
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 18: save food for Thanksgiving.

1259
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, what do they get on their plates?

1260
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 2: Were they like?

1261
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: What's their side that they prefer?

1262
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 16: Oh?

1263
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 18: I think they like like they're playing little sweet potatoes

1264
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 18: that have a little bit of like cheese on it,

1265
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 18: and then they have a little bit of like turkey.

1266
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 6: Like my relatives that pretend to not know where the

1267
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 6: dishwasher is after Thanksgiving just kind of shit around for

1268
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 6: someone else to do.

1269
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 18: Oh, their plates are definitely cleaned off.

1270
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: Don't even need to put it in the dishwasher.

1271
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 6: That's a victory for you, Nicole. It's you can get

1272
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 6: you another one. You got to hear books answers first.

1273
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 6: I'm ready to make you ready.

1274
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: Your voice is so calming. I really enjoy it.

1275
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 6: It's a lot of panic under the surface here. But questions. Huh,

1276
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 6: your time starts now on this day in twenty fourteen,

1277
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 6: the song Uptown Funk when a Grammy for Song of

1278
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 6: the Year. Who was the artist? How many pipes are

1279
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 6: in a traditional bagpipe?

1280
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: Four?

1281
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 6: What is the name of the bone that protects your

1282
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 6: brain your cranium? A marmoset is a type of what

1283
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 6: wrote it. The national sports of Canada are hockey and

1284
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 6: what other stick wielding.

1285
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: Sport, oh curling.

1286
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 6: As of today? How many total countries have landed on

1287
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 6: the moon?

1288
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 9: Oh?

1289
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: Three?

1290
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 6: And what type of animal is a barrakudah?

1291
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: Barracuda is a fish?

1292
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 6: Right, we got those in. Let's go on over to

1293
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 6: our scoreboard and see how you did with Alexis.

1294
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 4: Showing emotion is part of being a sexy modern man.

1295
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 4: Ask anyone who was raised on all and all that.

1296
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 14: I it.

1297
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 1: We didn't change the SoundBite. We didn't have time for that,

1298
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: no matter whose care.

1299
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 7: All right, Nicole, you got two correct today.

1300
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 18: I know you've won already.

1301
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 1: Defeat taste. Nicole.

1302
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 7: Brooke did get also too, we.

1303
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 12: Did okay, and I feel as bad.

1304
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 7: Okay, that's something to Nicole, not at all.

1305
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 6: Is this the point where we go over the answers?

1306
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 4: Yep, all right, let's do that.

1307
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 12: Then.

1308
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 6: On this day in twenty fourteen, the song Uptown Funk

1309
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 6: won a Grammy for Song of the Year. That was

1310
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 6: by Bruno Mars. Yes, there are two pipes in a

1311
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 6: traditional bagpipe. The bag is cracked around two different pipes

1312
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 6: that are played around the same time. The answer we

1313
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 6: were looking for for the bone that protects your brain

1314
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 6: was skull. Did you give her that No. Marmoset is

1315
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 6: a type of monkey lives in South A Maya, Erica.

1316
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 6: The national sports of Canada are hockey and lacrosse is

1317
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 6: the other stick sport that we're looking for. As of today,

1318
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 6: four countries have landed on the moon, Russia, China, America

1319
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 6: and as of twenty twenty three, India.

1320
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh cool, and.

1321
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 6: The type of animal at Barracuda is a fish.

1322
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: Save me in the time, Nicole, It really did, Nicole.

1323
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 6: Your two points were not enough to win, so unfortunately

1324
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 6: we don't have any money for you. But just for

1325
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 6: playing you did win a pair of tickets to see

1326
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 6: Italian singer songwriter Domiano David performed at the Paramount Theater

1327
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 6: on November twenty first.

1328
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 18: Oh awesome.

1329
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 1: Do you know who that is?

1330
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 18: No, but I've gotta go with something for free.

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Speaker 1: It looks like I just got an update from Jose God.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jeff came out of the bathroom and just went

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Speaker 2: back in so oh god, my glasses just fell apart.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, Wow, literally a lens just fell, Nicole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just going off the rails.

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Speaker 6: Mercifully. That brings Windbrooks Bucks to a close again. The

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Speaker 6: same time tomorrow

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Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.