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Speaker 1: This just in right here on The Jewel Show.

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Speaker 2: This year marks the twenty year anniversary of Hannah Montana.

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Speaker 1: Oh Yeah, and the two.

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Speaker 2: Year anniversary of Prince Andrew losing interest in her.

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Speaker 1: For the cleverly named real News or Fake News where

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Speaker 1: we read you No, Prince Andrew's a purver. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was polite.

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Speaker 2: Give you a news story that's gone viral for the week,

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Speaker 2: and you have to tell me if it's a fake

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Speaker 2: one or a real news story. Here's your first headline

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Speaker 2: for real news or fake news. Chinese man claims his

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Speaker 2: body randomly grew a sweet potato in an unsweet place.

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Speaker 2: Chinese man claims his body randomly grew sweet potato in

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Speaker 2: an unsweet place.

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Speaker 1: Here's the story.

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Speaker 2: Can you have to tell me if it's a made

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Speaker 2: up one that people actually believed or a real story.

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Speaker 1: A man in Chindu, China.

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Speaker 2: Arrived in an emergency room after discovering that a seven

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Speaker 2: inch long sweet potato had taken up an unexpected residency

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Speaker 2: in his dark nether region. The man did have to

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Speaker 2: have surgery to have it removed and is doing okay.

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Speaker 2: He claims he had no idea how it got there,

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Speaker 2: and it grew naturally, it was retrieved successfully and he

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Speaker 2: was sent home with a stern sweet potatoes goat in

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Speaker 2: the mouth only morning, Nina. Is that a true story

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Speaker 2: or a fake new story that people believe.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with real, just because not that long

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Speaker 3: ago we did a story about all the things people

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Speaker 3: put in their caves. Yeah, so this feels like it's

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Speaker 3: in that real cat show it's becoming.

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Speaker 1: Is this a theme, like, that's not.

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Speaker 2: Our fault people are doing that, Victoria Chinese man says

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Speaker 2: he grows a sweet potato in an unsweet place?

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Speaker 1: Is that a real headline or a fake one?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the real That's so that's the

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Speaker 3: best part.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the real real And of course

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Speaker 1: that is a real news story pretty much guarantee anytime

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Speaker 1: you see one of those that's humans. Man. We like

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Speaker 1: putting things where things should go.

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Speaker 3: You guys, we never grow up legs the nose A three.

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Speaker 1: There some other places.

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Speaker 2: Here's another headline for real news or fake news. A

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Speaker 2: segment where I read a new story that's gone viral

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Speaker 2: this week, and you have to tell me if it's

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Speaker 2: a real new story or a fake one that people

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Speaker 2: actually believed. NASA confirms alarming broadcast signal from interstellar object

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Speaker 2: three i at lists as it turns around and.

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Speaker 1: Heads toward Earth's awesome.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know much about three I at lists,

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Speaker 2: it's the some people are calling a comet, some people

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Speaker 2: saying it might not be a comment, might be an

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Speaker 2: actual spaceship. But it passed by its closest position to

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Speaker 2: Earth back in December. But NASA now confirms that an

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Speaker 2: alarming broadcast signal has come from interstellar object three i

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Speaker 2: at lists and it is turning around. Astronomers tracking the

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Speaker 2: interstellar object known as three iatlists have confirmed a surprising development.

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Speaker 2: The object appears to have subtly altered its traject and

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Speaker 2: is now moving back toward the Inner Solar System, including

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Speaker 2: Earth's orbital neighborhood. They say it's not a sudden turn,

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Speaker 2: it's more like a sustained adjustment, which is kind of creepy,

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Speaker 2: and NASA went on to say that a narrow band

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Speaker 2: radio emission was detected from three I atlists last week

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Speaker 2: and has now been partially decoded following analysis by an

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Speaker 2: international team of linguists and signal processing experts. According to

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Speaker 2: the agency, the transmission was not a random noise, but

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Speaker 2: a structured signal encoded using symbolic patterns closely matching ancient

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Speaker 2: Mesopotamian kudeaform a writing system dating back over five thousand years,

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Speaker 2: and researchers caution that the translation remains provisional, but the

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Speaker 2: most stable interpretation of the decoded sequence reads, we observed

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Speaker 2: you before you learned to write.

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Speaker 1: We return to measure what remains yikes.

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Speaker 2: NASA stressed that the original intent of the signal are

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Speaker 2: still under review and people shouldn't freak out. Basically, is

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Speaker 2: that an hay Hi story fake news story that people

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Speaker 2: actually believed?

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Speaker 1: You don't want me to freak out. I'm believing it

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Speaker 1: right now. I want to go with real. They're coming

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Speaker 1: for us. They just want to see what we've learned

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Speaker 1: so far. Not much. So look at that first. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think victoria. Is that a real news story or

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Speaker 1: fake news story?

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Speaker 2: NASA confirms alarming broadcasting from interstellar Object three I at

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Speaker 2: lists as it turns around and heads toward Earth.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go fake fake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that ship seems to way too big a turn

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Speaker 3: around that quick producer freeze.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go fake just to soothe myself, it is

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Speaker 1: a fake news story.

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Speaker 2: I was really hoping it was real clean over its

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Speaker 2: cool ten million shares, though over ten million people clearly

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Speaker 2: believed it and think that three eye out lists is

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Speaker 2: coming here and that they sent a message in old

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Speaker 2: Mesopotamian writing form.

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Speaker 1: But does that feel very far fetched? No? Not really, No, No,

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Speaker 1: no it doesn't. It doesn't. No, we have robots.

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Speaker 2: Here's another headline for real news or fake news segment

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Speaker 2: where I read a news story from the week after

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Speaker 2: telling me if it's a fake one or a real

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Speaker 2: news story. Here's the headline, The rats are on crack

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Speaker 2: in Houston. That's the headline, The rats are on crack

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Speaker 2: in Houston. Houston Police Department confirmed this week that an

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Speaker 2: evidence storage facility containing roughly one hundred and eighty tons

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Speaker 2: of confiscated narcotics has been compromised not by cartel members, hackers,

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Speaker 2: or corrupt insiders, but by what officials are now calling

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Speaker 2: highly motivated population of drug addicted mice. According to police,

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Speaker 2: the rodents gained access into the evidence locker through ventilation

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Speaker 2: gaps and utility conduits, quickly identifying and targeting specific narcotics

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Speaker 2: with what investigators describe as disturbing accuracy. Early reports indicate

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Speaker 2: the mice show a strong preference for powdered substances, showing

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Speaker 2: through packaging to access cocaine, methamphetamine, and heroin, while largely

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Speaker 2: ignoring the bulk of your items like of marijuana.

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Speaker 1: They can't they can't find a liner, and they can't

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Speaker 1: use disposable thumbs. Is that a real news story or

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Speaker 1: a fake news story?

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Speaker 2: People actually believe the Rats are on cracking Houston, Nina.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go with real, just because that's

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Speaker 3: what I'm saying for every story today.

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Speaker 1: Victoria, the Rats are on cracking Houston or a fake?

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Speaker 1: That's real?

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Speaker 2: Real Producer Freeze, I think the Rats are on cracking Houston.

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Speaker 1: Nina's lived in New York. I gotta believe it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's real. That is one hundred percent confirmed. Just in

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Speaker 1: case you didn't know, the Rats are on cracking Houston.