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Speaker 1: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: We are back at it on a Saturday. I know

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Speaker 1: Hour were Ben Mallard in Danny g Radio Because four

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Speaker 1: of these things. It's about the aging process right there.

423
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: So I remember when he had twins and it's all

424
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: excited for him. And then I remember the little little

425
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 1: girls and they would come to the radio station and

426
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: hang out with her dad and they were you know, three,

427
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 1: four or five, and then now they're graduated from you know,

428
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: college or what. It's insane. It's absolutely insane. What what

429
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: has going on? I mean the blink of an eye

430
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: boom in college and I think one of them is

431
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 1: out of college already. It's been that long. But anyway,

432
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: so that's when you know you're really good friends with

433
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,719
Speaker 1: someone though, and you're like, so your kids, what are

434
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: they fifth sixth grade? Uh no, they just started at

435
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 1: Cal lou Yeah, yeah, exactly, it exactly. You know, time

436
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 1: slows down for nobody anyway. So I reached out, um

437
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: with thanks to management giving me the number. So I

438
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: reached out to Chris and this is where it got awkward. Danny. Uh,

439
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to salute. I sent him a

440
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 1: nice texts, Hey, it's Mallard, you know, and we used

441
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: to work together and I haven't talked to you in

442
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: a while, you know, because of COVID and all this stuff,

443
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: and I, yeah, send him a nice No, I don't

444
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: want to get into a personal and so I look,

445
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:07,959
Speaker 1: you know, on your phone, you can see when somebody

446
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: reads the message, and he read the message and I'm

447
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: waiting for a reply. I'm I'm waiting, thank you. You

448
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 1: know that nothing new phone? Who it is? Right? I mean,

449
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no response, And I'm like, oh, you know, fuck,

450
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: I just sent a heartfelt message to some number that

451
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: I thought was the right number and it no reply.

452
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: And then I'm debating. You know, there's that awkward situation

453
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: where you're like, should I send a follow up message?

454
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: Should I send a second message? And I almost did.

455
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: I didn't do it, and I was like, what, I mean,

456
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: who does that? Who reads the message? I can see

457
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 1: that you read the message and you didn't reply, and

458
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm sending I'm spilling my guts out. No man wants

459
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 1: to do that. And uh, anyway, I forgot about it.

460
00:25:55,560 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: And then the next day almost twenty four hours later,

461
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: I get a reply. Oh man, I was like freaking out.

462
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this about? And uh so, anyway, Chris,

463
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 1: very nice to exchange some messages. But man, I exhaled,

464
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: oh man, what have I done here? Because I wasn't sure.

465
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean they gonna give me a number.

466
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: They didn't. I mean maybe they gave me the wrong number,

467
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: maybe they had an all number or something like that.

468
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: Now it's funny you tell us this story because a

469
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, I was filling in for Rob

470
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: G on The Odd Couple. Somebody sent me Rob Parker's

471
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: contact so that I could communicate with him back and forth.

472
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: I entered the contact into my phone and during the show,

473
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: I am texting him with all of the callers information,

474
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: like line one through six, here's the caller and and

475
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm like hello and and on the area. He's like, yeah,

476
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: I'm waiting to hear from Danny G about the phone situation.

477
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: And I'm sending him another text like dude, I just

478
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: sent you all that info and this long change just

479
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: from me, but nothing back from him. Finally, somebody replies

480
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,479
Speaker 1: and they're like, I don't know who the hell this is?

481
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: But please stop texting me? That's great. Yeah. So I

482
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: go into the contact and I look and two numbers

483
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: are listed inside the contact for Rob, and I guess

484
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: the old number is the one that my iPhone triggered

485
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: for the text and spending get to Rob's old cell

486
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: phone number. Oh that's that's bad, man. So somebody already

487
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: got Rob's old number. Yeah, which is great. But imagine

488
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 1: that person who has his old cell phone number getting

489
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: random text messages about all the callers on which line.

490
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: That's that's hilarious, all the behind the scenes programming notes

491
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: and they're like, the hell is this? Yeah, yeah, that's

492
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: that's great. That's that's wonderful. Well, you know, it's weird.

493
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: Some people have their notefing. Sometimes you text somebody and

494
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: you can't tell whether they read it or not. Right,

495
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 1: that turned off. But when you have you but it's weird,

496
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: like when you get when you get left on red. Yeah,

497
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: it's definitely an uncomfortable feeling. Yeah, especially this because I didn't,

498
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't have talked to the person a while.

499
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if it was the right number, and

500
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh boy, all right, what are

501
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: we doing all right, let's do a little We have

502
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: a little time left, Danny, so let's do some pop quiz.

503
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 1: Are you ready Danny g for a Mallard podcast, the

504
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: fifth hour edition of pop Quiz. Let's do it all right,

505
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna let it rip. And again the whole point

506
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: of the bit, I'm gonna ask Danny the question. I

507
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: have the answers here. This is stuff I found from

508
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: the internet, and then Danny can answer it. You can

509
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: answer it as well, and we'll see who does better.

510
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: So a new survey Danny finds that fifty nine percent

511
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: of Americans planned to do this more in two What

512
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:11,239
Speaker 1: is it? Planned to do this more? Yeah, more of

513
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: this make babies, make babies. Well, I'm sure we all

514
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: would love to do more practice on that, but uh no,

515
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: I should say practice making practic not a game. Not

516
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: a game, not a game. We're talking about practice. But no.

517
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 1: Spending time with family and friends boring, isn't that? Shouldn't

518
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: that be the same every year? Doesn't know? People say

519
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: that every year? But but haven't we all kind of

520
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: spent too much time with our family and friends the

521
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: last couple of years with the COVID stuff, certainly in

522
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: maybe not as much in And I guess it depends

523
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: what state you're in. Yes, that's true, and yeah, well

524
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: we live you have much more time to spend with

525
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: your your relatives. A new survey finds Americans are expected

526
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: to spend more on this here in two than they

527
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: did way back in. Yes, let's say you're gonna buy

528
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: more truck. Uh no, it's gone. You spend more money

529
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: on vacation travel. Okay, r are you are you having?

530
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: Do you have any big vacation plans this year? Not yet?

531
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: Not yet, No, But my tender RONI is definitely a planner.

532
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: Loves to go on little getaways. I like to get

533
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: out of town too, so looking forward to going somewhere.

534
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: But things are kind of strange out there right now.

535
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: With this latest variant, I had the latest feel. Yes

536
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: you did, Thank God you didn't die, and that's the

537
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: whole thing. More people might be getting it, but way

538
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: less people are dying, thank god. Yeah, it's like a

539
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: point four percent mortality rate. I think you're in pretty

540
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: good shape. But that should be the slogan for travel agencies. Yeah, yeah,

541
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Like this year, I think I'm gonna get

542
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: back on a plane for the first time since en

543
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: I've been on a plane in the the last couple of years.

544
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: Supposed to go to North Carolina for a wedding and

545
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: that's like the Outer Banks, and we have listeners in

546
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: North Carolina. It's like the Outer Banks, which is out

547
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: in the boondocks of North Carolina. Uh, there's a wedding

548
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to go to, which is I think it's

549
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: actually like closer to Virginia than it is, like the

550
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: meat and potatoes in North Carolina. Uh. And then I've

551
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: also been and talks to go back to Kansas City

552
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: for kind of an appearance thing in Kansas. I might

553
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: go back. They're nothing confirmed on Kansas City. And I

554
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: still I'm trying to get to Minnesota. I mean, so

555
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: I have I have big plans. I don't know if

556
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: any of this is actually gonna happen. The wedding will happen,

557
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: because I think that's March or May. I don't know.

558
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: It starts with an M one of those M months

559
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: when paid deposits are involved, you know that date's gonna happen. Yeah,

560
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: there's no going back in and plus the wife really

561
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: wants to go, so there's a I'm I could conceivably stay,

562
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: but I'd get in a lot of trouble, you know

563
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: what I'm saying That I get said I gotta stay

564
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: and hold down the ford. But then that would that

565
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: would cause a different set of problems. Seventy nine percent

566
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:17,239
Speaker 1: danny of Americans surveyed believed that this food best leftovers. Now,

567
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: I hate leftovers generally speaking, other than pizza, hate leftovers.

568
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: But they say this food makes the best leftovers. I'm

569
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 1: gonna say Italian, Italian, and that time is not right

570
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: little pasta because the flavors. Yeah, the flavors really sit

571
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: into a pasta when you've heat it up the next day,

572
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,479
Speaker 1: it could be absolutely delicious. Now, I agree with you.

573
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: But the answer they gave here is soup. Soup soup. Yeah,

574
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know either. I'm not a

575
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: big soup person. It's not a meal to me. It's

576
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: just an appetizer. Yeah, I agree, it's an appetizer good

577
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: like French onion soup is not. I mean, I I'm

578
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: more into a nod chicken soup. When I I was

579
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: sick the last couple weeks with the COVID, so I

580
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: had a lot of chicken soup, chicken broth. You know.

581
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: For me growing up Jewish, matzo ball soup is a

582
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: big deal. But I'm not like I can go the

583
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: rest of my life without soup. And I'm okay. Tomato

584
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: bisque with a grilled cheese not not bad. Yeah sure. Yeah.

585
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: But when somebody says, because my mom used to pull

586
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: this when I was a little kid, all right, dinner's

587
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: on the table, and she would have a big thing

588
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: of tomato soup on the middle of the table with

589
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: crackers and stuff like that, I'm like, that's not a meal.

590
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: You're like, where's the main event. That's the that's the

591
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: pregame show. Where's the main where's the main event? Yeah,

592
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: soup is not a main event. I'm sorry. Even like

593
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: my mom used to make lentil soup, which is a

594
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: really thick I hated it. I couldn't stand it, but

595
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: she loved especially when it's cold, she'd make lentil soup.

596
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: And I didn't really like she loved it. So go

597
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: to the habachi grill. I do like that miso soup.

598
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,959
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, you know, yeah, again, that's the pregame

599
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 1: before you get to the lobster and the shrimp. There's

600
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: a as an Italian wedding something soup that's pretty good, Neste.

601
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: Now we're just talking about soup. Now we're just being

602
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: a whole riff. We don't like soup, but we we

603
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: just named a bunch of soup. French onion, mots of

604
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 1: ball soup, chicken soup, the wedding soup, the Italian soup,

605
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: the tomatoes. There's a lot of there's a whole bunch

606
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: of soups out there, Daddy, Yeah, turned into a Seinfeld episode.

607
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: Are we gonna end up as the old guys going

608
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: to the soup plantation? Still around that place? No, it's not.

609
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: COVID shut it down. Yeah, and uh we were. I

610
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: say we because my my girl, before I even met her,

611
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: she agreed. She used to go there a lot too.

612
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: I probably bumped into her there. Back in the day.

613
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 1: That was a go to place in Camario, California. They

614
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 1: had this big soup plantation. You'd go in there, get

615
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: the slices of pizza and the different breads and the

616
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: different muffins and stuff like that corn bread, and then

617
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: they had an assortment of some really good soups. But

618
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: you see they had all the sides to go with it.

619
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: Well that's the key. You fill up on the pizza

620
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: and the bread and all that stuff. And yeah, sure,

621
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: all right, well face style COVID killed it. Here, it

622
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: killed it, but I think elsewhere it's lucky bastards. Yeah,

623
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: eleven percent of women, that's a small percent of women

624
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,479
Speaker 1: have turned down a dude for a date because of this.

625
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: It is danny. What would a woman turn a date

626
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: down from a guy for eleven percent? It's a small percent,

627
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: so because of the way he dressed. It's kind of

628
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: like that. But it's too many tattoos, Like there's apparently

629
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: there's a limit on body art. And then if you've

630
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: crossed for some women, if you crossed that line, you

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Speaker 1: know women at will be honest. Here the stereotype is

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Speaker 1: like like to change men, and you can't change the tattoo.

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Speaker 1: It's very hard to change the tattoo, right, that's forever.

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Speaker 1: So if you're not a fan of the tattoo, but

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Speaker 1: some women love the tective, they're all about the tattoome.

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, thank goodness, Mike gender roon

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Speaker 1: he loves tattoos, because I do have a lot of

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Speaker 1: tattoos you like the body and I heard it's addictive.

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Speaker 1: I remember there's a guy Alex we had I had

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Speaker 1: on a podcast couple months ago, Alex, and he just

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Speaker 1: started getting tattoos and he loves it. He's like he

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Speaker 1: wants to get a whole sleeve on his arm, like

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Speaker 1: he's and he spent hours. How many hours have you

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Speaker 1: spent in tattoo parlor day and to getting your your

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Speaker 1: body artwork done? I had a cover up on my

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Speaker 1: chest because when I was younger, the ink and the

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Speaker 1: art faded and I'm like, okay, let me, let me

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Speaker 1: work to make this right. He literally took me all

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Speaker 1: of last year to get my chest fixed, forty hours

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Speaker 1: in the chair. It was a Russian lady who started

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Speaker 1: to cover up and Ben, she was heavy handed that needle.

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Speaker 1: It felt like she was pressing it into my heart.

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Speaker 1: I've never never gotten a tattoo, but I am. I

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Speaker 1: remember like driving around tattoo shops like how do these

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Speaker 1: people stay in business? Now? Are there enough people getting tattoos?

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Speaker 1: But then, as you said, you have to go back

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Speaker 1: and there's other things. You know, it's not there's maintenance

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Speaker 1: involved with the tattoo. It's not you. If it's a

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Speaker 1: good artist, they market themselves through social media and then

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Speaker 1: they signed people up ahead of time on their calendar.

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Speaker 1: If it's a really good artist, they have a waiting

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Speaker 1: time of a couple of months at least. Wow. Al right.

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Speaker 1: Next one up on pop was nearly six in ten women,

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Speaker 1: so almost six believe a marriage proposal. This is close

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Speaker 1: to your heart day, just did this? A marriage proposal

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Speaker 1: should include this crying? No, I'm kidding, should include the

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Speaker 1: man getting on his knee. Uh no, actually, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure that's probably more than six out of ten women

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Speaker 1: because that's a girl watching a movie a disneygram. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: trained to the age, but asking for the parents blessing,

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Speaker 1: I asked you for the parents. Now I didn't do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you did it, but I did not.

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Speaker 1: But my my wife really wanted to get married anyway,

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Speaker 1: so she kind of encouraged me. So I felt like

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Speaker 1: since she wanted to get married, I think she didn't

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Speaker 1: need me to do the whole you know, the proper

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Speaker 1: old school, you know. And and her I get along

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Speaker 1: with her mom and dad, my in laws, and they're

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Speaker 1: they're great people. But I didn't like ask for refermission.

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Speaker 1: I didn't either, and the reason why I was I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to chance to surprise getting ruined. And also,

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Speaker 1: like you said, I knew from meeting them that they

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Speaker 1: approved and liked me. So at that point, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's all you kind of need. I'm like, well, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna be happy, they're not gonna be mad. I love

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Speaker 1: you killed me, all right, we I think we have

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Speaker 1: time for one more and then we have to get

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Speaker 1: out of here. This food is thrown away more than

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Speaker 1: any other in the United States. What is it? Was

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Speaker 1: the number one food that is thrown away? You like

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Speaker 1: this answer? Ranch? Well that should be that should be

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Speaker 1: the answer, but unfortunately it's not. It is the banana

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Speaker 1: O I see, because they're time sensitive. Yeah, well, but

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Speaker 1: you can make banana bread when when banana it shows

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Speaker 1: it's you know, deterioration obviously changes coloring. But you can

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Speaker 1: make banana bread and banana it's great. But people will

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Speaker 1: usually just apparently throw them away. I was just gonna say,

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Speaker 1: I think that's one thing people say, but then they

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Speaker 1: don't really mean it. My mom would always be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: just leave those old bananas there. I'm gonna make banana bread.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, she wound up throwing them all away. Yeah no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's true. It sounds good. You're you're right. It's one

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Speaker 1: of those things that sounds good to day. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: make banana bread, but then there's a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: bullshit you have to do to make banana bread. I

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Speaker 1: got it all over me. And who wants to put

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Speaker 1: up with the bullshit? Right? So you don't want to

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Speaker 1: bother with it? And so yeah, anyway, alright, very good.

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Speaker 1: We will have a mail bag podcast. If you did

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Speaker 1: not hear the Friday podcast, go back downloaded football football football,

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Speaker 1: you get your football fixed, uh and all that. And

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Speaker 1: you can follow both of us on Twitter. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Danny G Radio right on on Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Danny G Radio, Go Raiders. Big game today, wonderful and

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Speaker 1: we will catch it tomorrow. That's right. Flan