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Speaker 1: I listened to The Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot.

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Speaker 2: Armed and dangerous. Ain't too many can bang with us?

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Speaker 2: Straight up weed, no angel, dust, lay up us notorious

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Speaker 2: thug as, niggas that loved the bus. It's strange to us,

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Speaker 2: y'all niggas be scrambling gambling up in restaurants with mandolins

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Speaker 2: and violins. We're just sitting here trying not to win,

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Speaker 2: trying not to send high off weed and lots of gin,

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Speaker 2: so much smoked meat oxygen, steadily counting them. Benja.

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Speaker 3: Men's hey, and welcome to the Black Guy to his podcast,

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Speaker 3: your host Rod and Karen.

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Speaker 1: You sure we ain't got President Obama with us?

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Speaker 3: It did sound like that's how he would recite rap

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Speaker 3: if he listened to rap. I mean, I'm assuming President

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Speaker 3: Obama listened to rap because he looks like a nigga

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Speaker 3: that listens to rap.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course.

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Speaker 3: And I feel like, if, like I feel like he

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Speaker 3: ever got one of those rap battle.

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Speaker 1: Discussions, that's what it would sound like he was like.

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Speaker 3: Now, hold on a goddamn minute, jay Z said it best. Okay,

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Speaker 3: First of all, it's money, cash, hoes and money and

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Speaker 3: cash are the same thing.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes they are, and I got ninety nine problems

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Speaker 4: and Republicans are all of them bitches.

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Speaker 3: Now, this is the first time you probably heard this

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Speaker 3: voice on our show because it's the first time being

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Speaker 3: on the show. And it only took like six, six

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Speaker 3: hundred and thirty six episodes to make this shit happen.

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Speaker 3: But I was dedicated.

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Speaker 2: This is six three six, man, I was almost on

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Speaker 2: the Devil's episode. Damn it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I'll try to bring you back be here

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Speaker 3: for the number of Satan. But uh, it's my man, Dylan.

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Speaker 3: You can follow him on Twitter at the Dylan one.

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Speaker 3: You can go to his website. The Deal is on

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Speaker 3: and it's d I L L is on, not not

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Speaker 3: the deal is on. That sounds like some kind of

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Speaker 3: place you can get like a bargains or something. And

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Speaker 3: you can also like you should also know him because

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Speaker 3: he's part of the Deceptor Comics. Sarn Russell was been

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Speaker 3: on the show before and Dylan's actually the only the

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Speaker 3: second Deceptor Comics could be on the show. But what's up, deal?

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Speaker 2: Hey man, thank you for having me. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: I've been listening to the show lately. I really enjoy y'all.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. I know it took us forever

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Speaker 2: to do this. That was just I'm lazy. I take

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Speaker 2: lots of naps. I dropped the ball a lot. I apologize.

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Speaker 2: Glad to be on.

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Speaker 3: Thank you man, It's no problem. Dude, definitely wanted to

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Speaker 3: make this happen for a while. And yeah, like behind

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Speaker 3: the scenes, you know, like you're one of the people

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Speaker 3: that was one of the most requested people that people

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Speaker 3: wanted on the show anyway, man, really, yeah, man, like

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Speaker 3: every once in a while you get that, hey man,

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Speaker 3: you should have a dealing on and as you know,

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Speaker 3: the person that books the show, people don't know how

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Speaker 3: often that happens. And it's everything in my power to

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Speaker 3: just be like nigga. I'm trying, like just to not

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Speaker 3: be like nigga. I'm trying. What's wrong with you? You

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Speaker 3: think I ain't looked, But you know, you gotta be.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be diligent, and you gotta.

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Speaker 2: Diligent like what you did.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. You know the deal. You

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Speaker 3: gotta you gotta be. You gotta be diligent, man, you

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Speaker 3: gotta you gotta do your homework and uh, you know,

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Speaker 3: and make it organic man, a like of when it's

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Me and Dylan on Twitter have been talking a lot

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Speaker 3: and then I just used that as my end. I

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Speaker 3: was like, Nigga, you should do the show. You should

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Speaker 3: have been done the show, but now you definitely gotta

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Speaker 2: I don't think people want to hear me talk on

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they're doing, uh, but I appreciate

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Speaker 3: We've had Saron on the show, and we've talked to

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Speaker 3: Saron with sound that like he was outside like during slavery,

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Speaker 3: I've heard you guys when you've all been on like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we did podcast a few times.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, man, he's some funny brothers man.

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Speaker 3: First of all, Man, can you tell us a little

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Speaker 2: Uh, well, it's just kind of came organically through Twitter,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and because I've actually seen like our fans have

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Speaker 4: Now always look at Roger be like, why can't we

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Speaker 1: How did y'all get to know his country ass? Because

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Speaker 2: I mean that was just straight up Twitter, Like I know,

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Speaker 3: Did you ever did you ever feel any like there

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Speaker 3: like how do y'all like keep it from being too competitive?

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Speaker 2: I mean, of course there is competition, but like we're

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Speaker 2: Brandon Collins, they're like they get the big names. And

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Speaker 3: Now, how long have you been doing stand up?

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Speaker 2: I think this is going to be going on four

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Speaker 3: Yeah. That The thing I'll stand up that kind of

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Speaker 4: Even get funny till seventeen years in, So your shit

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Speaker 3: You don't even know it. You just think you good.

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Speaker 2: I'd always heard I was funny, like if you know,

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Speaker 4: Man. Have you ever done the show you were supposed

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Speaker 3: So it's not even you.

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Speaker 4: you get that pay the bills, right, But just no,

437
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,000
Speaker 4: before you go, fuck you nigga for everything you're about

438
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:11,560
Speaker 4: to say about me.

439
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,239
Speaker 1: Right, I be at the house when you get home.

440
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:16,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, women are amazing like that with their egos, because

441
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,560
Speaker 3: I feel like that would never work the other way around.

442
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,520
Speaker 3: There's just not enough dudes that are okay, like if

443
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,320
Speaker 3: their woman got on stadiums. Like, let me tell you,

444
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,800
Speaker 3: first of all, I'm married to a man with a

445
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,840
Speaker 3: little dick, all right, and he can't make love long.

446
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,120
Speaker 3: So you just like, no, it's not me guy. Oh yeah,

447
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,160
Speaker 3: she's let me slide my ring finger slide this ship

448
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:37,800
Speaker 3: off my fingers.

449
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,520
Speaker 4: She'd be like, well, let me tell you he would

450
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,920
Speaker 4: my pussy and that beer, Oh my god, this scratch

451
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,639
Speaker 4: the hell out of my pussy. You girls gotta have

452
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:50,400
Speaker 4: issues with that up top dr scratching pussies.

453
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,600
Speaker 3: Beers be scratching, beers be scratching.

454
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,000
Speaker 2: I mean, anytime I do it something that's like related

455
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,399
Speaker 2: to somebody, like in the real way, I usually try

456
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,359
Speaker 2: to prepare them for it, even even if they're not

457
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,879
Speaker 2: coming to a show, Like I'll let them know that, Like,

458
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,240
Speaker 2: I was like, this is what I this is the

459
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,360
Speaker 2: joke I'm kind of working on about it. I hope

460
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,080
Speaker 2: you're okay with it, because I'm gonna tell it. But

461
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,320
Speaker 2: it's not in any kind of like mouseful way. The

462
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,160
Speaker 2: one time I really did get caught up with something

463
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,119
Speaker 2: like that was cause I make fun of myself more

464
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,440
Speaker 2: than anything in my act. So my my previous girlfriend

465
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 2: and her mom were in the audience at a show,

466
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,480
Speaker 2: and the point of a joke was I was saying

467
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 2: something like the reason I don't date pretty girls is

468
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,440
Speaker 2: because they don't they like they should do better than me,

469
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,200
Speaker 2: And so I started saying the reason I don't date

470
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:44,360
Speaker 2: pretty girls. Man, the crowd reacted at the wrong part

471
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 2: of it, like the cause because they knew my girl

472
00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 2: and her mom were in the audience, and the mom

473
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 2: jumped up and she was like, what you trying to

474
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 2: say about mom? Thank you? So like so it turned

475
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,120
Speaker 2: like it's like I was trying to make fun of myself,

476
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,720
Speaker 2: but like I didn't. I didn't craft the joke well

477
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,960
Speaker 2: enough to make them realize that the joke was on me,

478
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,880
Speaker 2: and it was just a bad It was real bad,

479
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,720
Speaker 2: bad reputation whatever Conye was saying.

480
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 1: Did she hit you with her pocketbook full of chicken?

481
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,919
Speaker 2: No, she didn't come to another show for a bit,

482
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 2: and yeah, it was just bad. Then I learned from that.

483
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,200
Speaker 2: I was like, listen, if I'm gonna be making fun

484
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,440
Speaker 2: of myself, I need to let them.

485
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 1: Know get this about me.

486
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had to do that with the podcast before,

487
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 3: but it's actually much more mean. It's a lot more malicious.

488
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 3: What I'm talking to somebody in real life and they

489
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,879
Speaker 3: say something so stupid that I'll just be like, listen,

490
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 3: I'm going to talk about this on the show tonight,

491
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 3: and I think you need to know that, so don't listen,

492
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 3: because this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of

493
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 3: my life. And these are friends, these aren't like strangers

494
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 3: and shit Like I'll just be like, look, man, you're

495
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 3: saying some dumb shit and I'm going to tell everybody

496
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 3: it was you said it, and it's gonna happen tonight,

497
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 3: So you can be mad if you want to, but

498
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 3: you should have stoped saying dumb shit five minutes ago,

499
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 3: because it's reached show level, Like I have a certain

500
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 3: tolerance that is like this shit ain't even that funny

501
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 3: or that serious, and then there's always a level where

502
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 3: like somebody will just be like no.

503
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 4: Because rapist is okay, and it's always okay. I'm like

504
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 4: to see, man, it's got to be on the show.

505
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 1: You should have stopped five minutes ago, right, Yeah, if.

506
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 2: You Once you get to a certain level, it's like listen.

507
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 1: I can't not talk about this.

508
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I can't believe this is happening. Like that's

509
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 3: the that is. I'm sure comedians do that a lot too,

510
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 3: when you're having a situation and you're like, I can't

511
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 3: believe this is happening. This has to be like material.

512
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, And for me sometimes it's hard to kind of

513
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 2: separate things sometimes, like to even make it funny when

514
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: something like real, something like it takes me a while

515
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 2: to like to kind of be able to craft something.

516
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 2: Because I had something happen where two consecutive February is

517
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: in a row, I ended up shitting myself for some

518
00:22:55,359 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 2: strange reason by some circumstance. One was on a a

519
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 2: Barack Obama second inauguration day, oh no, when it was

520
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 2: also Martin Luther King Dan, some weird thing happened. Winded

521
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 2: up shitting on myself a little bit, and I was like,

522
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: I have to turn this. I can'tnot talk about this

523
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 2: on stage. And I struggled like for months to like

524
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,360
Speaker 2: make it into a good joke, and it's not. It's

525
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 2: just it was just me telling people that I shout

526
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 2: on myself. Yeah, it's a historical and w that's even

527
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 2: worse if you can't make it funny and you're just

528
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 2: telling people that. Now, it's like, this is just a story,

529
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 2: you know.

530
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 3: Now, Now you know this about me, and I feel

531
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 3: like we are equals. Now, tell me something about yourself.

532
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't happen on stage. And you're stup

533
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 2: there right, you have to.

534
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 3: Do a whole lot of CrowdWork you just keep going

535
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 3: to every day. Now you tell me you're most embarrassed

536
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 3: and shit on myself story?

537
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.

538
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 3: I feel like if you tell somebody that after that,

539
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 3: you immediately become best friends anyway, because are we best friends?

540
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 2: Now?

541
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 3: We have to be, because I would take that to

542
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,479
Speaker 3: my grave. I would never tell anybody I shout on myself.

543
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 2: So I guess me and all the listeners and have

544
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 2: best friends too.

545
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 3: Everybody who hear thousands of people, Uh, y'all at the

546
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 3: Dylan one on Twitter and you go, hey, what's up,

547
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 3: best friend? Because I feel like once somebody share something

548
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:21,479
Speaker 3: that intimate with you, y'all girlfriend buddies, I'm reading your

549
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 3: bio on.

550
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: Your site, right, I gotta change that.

551
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,719
Speaker 3: How like how much of this is just made up?

552
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 3: And how much of this is real?

553
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 4: Like?

554
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 3: Were you really a baby on Sesame Street?

555
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 1: Oh?

556
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was.

557
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 2: I was a child a failed child actor for a while.

558
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 3: That sounds like the most adorable version of failure.

559
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 2: I mean not like there's a there's a running like

560
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 2: I was a child actor in the model. Uh, there's

561
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 2: a running joke where Pamper I was a Pamps baby

562
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 2: like I was on like packaging and the Panthers commercials.

563
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 2: But Pampers has started reusing my image from when I

564
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 2: was a kid. So if you're going to buy diapers

565
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 2: and you see like a little black kid with an afro,

566
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 2: there's a chance that it's me. And my family has

567
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 2: started going crazy over it. So anytime anybody that knows

568
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: has seen the packaging, they'll take a picture with it

569
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 2: and like text it to me, like I don't know

570
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 2: what it looks like anymore. It's you know, it's it's

571
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: it's a thing. But yeah, I was on Sesame Street

572
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 2: for a few episodes. I think, like one Life to Live.

573
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 2: My big break was gonna be auditioned to be in

574
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: Little Giants. Remember the football movie with the Little Kids. Yes,

575
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: but somebody beat me out for it, and I was like,

576
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm done. My acting career is over.

577
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 2: And major pain too. I was supposed to be the

578
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 2: black kid and major pain with then that other little

579
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 2: ball black kid one because he was better more people

580
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: in the closet than me.

581
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 3: So my favorite thing about this story is imagining a

582
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 3: baby Dylan looking through like the won't add for actors,

583
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 3: like you know, with a cup of coffee and like

584
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 3: a five o'clock shadow, like like they just ain't they

585
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 3: just ain't calling me back.

586
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 2: You know, I wanted. I wanted to get out of

587
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: the child actor game because I saw how it messed

588
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 2: people up. Like I didn't need to fame.

589
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: That right, right people, people were warning you had like

590
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 3: a three dollars a day cocaine habit, which is a

591
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 3: lot for a kid.

592
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah you know I didn't, man, I didn't need it.

593
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 2: I know, I didn't addicted personality. I didn't need that

594
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 2: kind of family exposure. I'm glad I had a regular life.

595
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 2: Now now I'm you know, I can handle minimal Twitter fame.

596
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: That's that's the best I can do.

597
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 3: Uh Now. Also, man, you talk about a lot of

598
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 3: nerdy stuff, man, and uh, I gotta know, like, did

599
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: you grow up like in the heavily into comic books?

600
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 3: Is something reason like how'd you get into this ship?

601
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 3: Because like I'll say stuff sometimes that I expect I

602
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 3: don't know one to other people on Twitter to funk with,

603
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 3: like it's just and it's like I just thought it

604
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 3: out there because I can't help myself. But it'll be

605
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 3: like damn man, Apocalypse is like the mister white folks.

606
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 2: Of the X men.

607
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 3: Uh uh lord And then like like one or two

608
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 3: people will respond and it's it's always like you and

609
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 3: my man Tim Dogg that will be like you know what, Man,

610
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 3: it's a good point.

611
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 4: Man.

612
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 3: He is hard on them bitches, like.

613
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: He he like posts pitches like that.

614
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 2: I mean I was like he like he gets the

615
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 2: review comic books and stuff like I wish I had

616
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 2: that job, like I want to do that. But yeah, yeah,

617
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 2: I grew up nerdy. My dad used to read me

618
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 2: like Iron Man and Spider Man comic books is bedtime

619
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: stories instead of like bedtime stories.

620
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: So like you got the good stories then, I.

621
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: Mean like that were his old like comic they were

622
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 2: all ripped up, like but I think I think I

623
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: still have some of them somewhere. But yeah, grew up

624
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 2: on them for a while out to stop reading because

625
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 2: I was too broke to afford him. And I'm too

626
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 2: broken because I buy too many. But now I don't care,

627
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 2: Like I'm just bad with money, so I don't care.

628
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: So like in the last like two three years, I've

629
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 2: I've gotten back heavily into it. But like for a minute,

630
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: I was I was trying to be cool, like you know,

631
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: I was trying. I was trying to elevate myself past it.

632
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: But like I got them drinking out of a Spider

633
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 2: Man mug right now, Like you know, yeah, I'm real

634
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 2: with this.

635
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: There's nothing worse, by the way than that comic book addiction.

636
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: Cause I used to have like the serious like honestly, man,

637
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 3: thank goodness for buying the tablet and shout out to

638
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: black Girl online dog cause like I don't buy anything anymore.

639
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: But when I used to have to buy my shit, nigga.

640
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 3: I used to It used to be that stroke. I'll

641
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 3: be looking at my wallet like, man, but the new

642
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 3: X Men come out, and I need to know.

643
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: Gosh, I just got to know.

644
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 3: Like I looked at the cover already. I would walk

645
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 3: in there and be like, all right, I'm gonna buy

646
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 3: two books. I'm gonna buy two books, just the two

647
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 3: best books. And then I'll be looking at the cover

648
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 3: like and I'll get like and I remember that in

649
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: the nineties when it got too stupid where it was like,

650
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 3: oh shit, they got the silver cover.

651
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was Ridicut covers. It's like I didn't

652
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 2: even know Adam Mantin was real.

653
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 4: Oh y'all embossing this ship and it's already in plastic,

654
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 4: which I will open and immediately with draw the value

655
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 4: down all the way to the bottom.

656
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: But still it was in plastic.

657
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 2: At one point, is this a satin covered comic book?

658
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: What is this velvet?

659
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 4: Like be like, yeah, you can take us and wrap

660
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 4: your hair out with it, yo, your hair will fall out.

661
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 3: The biggest thing they got me on, man, was when

662
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 3: they relaunched X Men, and these motherfuckers had five different

663
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 3: covers for the same issue, and I bought all of them,

664
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 3: and that was when I knew I had a problem.

665
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 3: Dog Like, I bought all of them and was and

666
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 3: read each one like it was gonna be something different inside, like, oh,

667
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 3: this is the one with Cyclops is talking directly to Magneto.

668
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: Oh let me look at the one with Wolveren the

669
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 3: beast in the background. Oh wait, let me it's the

670
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 3: same fucking story. What am I doing? I don't.

671
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: Oh, go ahead, no, I understand. And I've never been

672
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: the type of just collect them and like just keep

673
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: them in like plast like because they're basically worthless now

674
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 2: because they're never going to be like they do so

675
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: many of these variant covers, like they're worth nothing. So yes,

676
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: I'm not that kind of collector.

677
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 3: Like, but yeah, the worst was I and I've told

678
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 3: the story on the show before, but I bought the

679
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 3: original first print black and white copies of the Milestone comics,

680
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 3: the joints with like static shock hard. Well, yeah, I

681
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 3: bought them in Atlanta at a hair show. Didn't even

682
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 3: know comics would be there. I was going because my

683
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 3: mom is a beautician, and I was so bored.

684
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 4: I was just like, Mom, can I please have five

685
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 4: dollars so I could buy some conbooks.

686
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: And I'm a little right. I bought it directly from

687
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 3: the dude I forget his name, directly from the dude

688
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 3: who actually created the characters. And like, I was so broke,

689
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 3: but I was so enthusiastic. He gave me so many

690
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,239
Speaker 3: comic books because I was just like, I have five dollars, sir.

691
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 3: He was just like, you know what, little black boy,

692
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 3: I used to be like you, here's some here's some

693
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 3: comic books. Later his shit got bought by DC. He

694
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 3: died all them ships worth hundreds of dollars.

695
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 4: I trashed them, all random ships, so they fell apart, worthless, worthless.

696
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 2: No, that's value in your memories. It's in here, right.

697
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: I'm just feel better due.

698
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 4: And I was the dude at school that was the

699
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 4: super nerd that was telling people how good they were

700
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 4: on something like No, man, let me tell you about

701
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 4: some real shit. If you ever heard a hard way

702
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 4: just black comic books, man, straight out of flat Bush,

703
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 4: maybe about black Man. Now, I need to stopp fucking.

704
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 3: With these white comic books.

705
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: Man.

706
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 4: It was.

707
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 3: I feel so horrible now, dude.

708
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 2: I'm on the complete opposite spectrum where I had something

709
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 2: that I thought was gonna be worth money one day.

710
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 2: So before we had we're in the this renaissance of

711
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 2: excellent comic book movies even like where we have like

712
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 2: ones that are terrible, but they're still so much better

713
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 2: than like the past ones that we had like in

714
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: the nineties and shit. So you may remember that a

715
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 2: certain Shaquille O'Neill sportspeg to play. Still. Yes, I had

716
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 2: a steal comic book. It was like like some limited

717
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 2: edition joint. It got signed by Shack. I was like,

718
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: oh shit, I gotta I gotta steal comic book signed

719
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: by Shack. When the movie come out, when it's a bomb,

720
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: it's just just shit, it's gonna be worth so much.

721
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: So that movie, they took it out of theater, like

722
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: me and my dad wanted to go see it on

723
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 2: like a Sunday after, Like it came out on a Friday,

724
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 2: and it was already out of the theater.

725
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so bad they already took it out

726
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 3: of the theater. And I was like, damn right, that

727
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 3: was back when Shaq was so famous he got video

728
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 3: games and music and everything.

729
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: I thought that comic book was gonna be worth millions

730
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 2: one day.

731
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think for me my comic book. I

732
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: enjoy comic books.

733
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 4: And I remember going to the comic book store with Roderick,

734
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 4: uh the one over there, a little small shopping center,

735
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 4: when me and Roger were going down and hunt.

736
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: And I think that man I finally closed that store

737
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: after years.

738
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 4: And I think for me, I started reading, uh, The

739
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 4: Walking Dead, and when I we and Roger have for

740
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 4: that reason. Yeah, yeah, when me and Rogerick had started

741
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 4: reading The Walking Dead, I bought like the graphic novels,

742
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 4: but they like combined them up together, and so I read.

743
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 4: I would outread him and Roger. Rogerck is a comic

744
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 4: book rereader, but I enjoyed them so much. When I

745
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 4: ordered the graphic novels, I would order like three and

746
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 4: four and Roger but like, why are you ordering three

747
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 4: and four?

748
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: Because I would stay up till like one and two

749
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 1: in the morning. He looking at me. You know how

750
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: you look at the kid. You be like, nigga, you

751
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: gotta go to school in the morning. He was like, nigga,

752
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: you gotta go to work in the morning. I'm like page.

753
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 4: So I would just fly through them. Okay, we I

754
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 4: read so much. We got all caught up to but

755
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 4: we had to go. You know how you gotta you

756
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 4: binge watch the show. Now you gotta go episode by episode.

757
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 4: So now we gotta go episode but episode. And I

758
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 4: would look at it Roger like, nigga, will we gonna

759
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 4: go to the com book store and get the next issue.

760
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: That's when I knew I had problems.

761
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got You gotta train yourself to like appreciate

762
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 2: them and like read slow, because you'll just breeze through

763
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 2: them like dumb quickly, like you know, let me take time,

764
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 2: appreciate the pacing, the art. You know, it's like comic book,

765
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 2: fine wine, you gotta appreciate it.

766
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 3: And Walking Dead is like the worst for that because

767
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 3: it's black and white and they don't have a lot

768
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 3: of dialogue typically, so you can blow through a Walking

769
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 3: Dad comic so fucking fast, and it's like a lot

770
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 3: of shit happened. It was just drunk like it was

771
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 3: just like and then this dude got to hit him

772
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 3: side of the head with a crow bar. Now he's dead.

773
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: Then he came back as a zombie and bitch, so

774
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 3: and so, now that motherfucker's gonna have to cut his

775
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 3: arm off the end you like.

776
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, Like I started reading Walking Dead, like

777
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 2: I started just in the middle where they were, and

778
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: then I kind of went back or whatever and I

779
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: was reading the So it took me a couple issues

780
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: to realize that dude was missing a hand. Yeah, I

781
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 2: didn't realize. Like they didn't like pronounce, they didn't say

782
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: it every issue. It's like, oh I missed, I've got

783
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: a stub. Like it's just subtle stuff that you got

784
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 2: to pick up on.

785
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 3: And like I was like, yes, you don't got an arm,

786
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: you got so that means you got the like graphic

787
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 3: novel book three, and then had to do a sixth

788
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 3: sense moment where you were like, wait a minute, wait

789
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 3: a minute, he hasn't had it on the old time.

790
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 2: I think he've been deving people up at the left.

791
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 3: It's disrespectful like a boss, you know, like a real

792
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 3: g How can anybody respect him as a leader? He's

793
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 3: Devin with the left though? Yea, Hey, so like do

794
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 3: you watch the Walk in Dow TV show?

795
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

796
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 3: I watch you, Well, what do you think about that?

797
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 3: In comparison to the.

798
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 2: Comics, I've calm, like comic book rage down just because

799
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: it's it's so useless most of the time. So like,

800
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 2: I just enjoy it as a separate entity. Like I

801
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: know there's people who like get mad when they don't

802
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,479
Speaker 2: go along the same route or like they change things.

803
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: So I just I just enjoy it separately from the

804
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 2: comic Like, I just I like the fact that it exists. Uh,

805
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: you know, I enjoy it. It's nice seeing them go

806
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 2: in different directions with things, yes, and then see and

807
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 2: then see characters that, like you do know, get introduced

808
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: in a new ways. Like I'm just so happy that

809
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 2: there's so many different venues for comic books now that

810
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 2: like you have the right to have stuff that's terrible,

811
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 2: Like I know people don't like agents and shields, and

812
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, I just like that it's there for me

813
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: to not like at all, because before years ago, we

814
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 2: ain't have nothing on TV just to complain about.

815
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, man, Like I think we're living in

816
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 3: the golden age of nerd media, and I think a

817
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 3: lot of the nerd rage isn't really about the quality

818
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 3: of the shit, because it's actually higher quality than we

819
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 3: ever had when we were kids. Yes, sir, I think

820
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 3: what it really is is that as nerds. There's like

821
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 3: a penance that we paid to be part of this

822
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 3: culture because it wasn't cool. It's like when you meet

823
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 3: a chick who's hot and she's like, oh, I love

824
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 3: to walking down, You're like you just like you have

825
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 3: that nerd rage and sides like.

826
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 4: Bitch, I got punched in the stomach for this ship.

827
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 4: Did you ever have your face shoved in the month?

828
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 6: No?

829
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 3: No, Oh, nobody broke your glasses. Oh I don't think so.

830
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: And you had As long as they're watching, I don't care.

831
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 2: It's just the ones that just have a pair of

832
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 2: glasses and a T shirt. And it's like, I'm a

833
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 2: dirt now, Like that's that's the disrespectful thing, because I'm

834
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 2: still attracted to it.

835
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's the other part that you're That's the

836
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 3: other part that's maddening, is that you're also like, but

837
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 3: you're so hot, Like that's the inner voice that's all

838
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 3: this all this negativity. It's your first reaction. You can't

839
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 3: control that. But then what really comes out is like,

840
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 3: oh that's cool. I like The Walking Dead too, And

841
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 3: then she's like, yeah, my favorite character is Larry. You're like,

842
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 3: ain't no Larry In The Walking Dead, but you hot,

843
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 3: so I don't care.

844
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: I like Zombie, He's cool.

845
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Zombie. It's my favorite. I don't remember.

846
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: You're looking like it's thousands.

847
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, so you used to you you grew

848
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 3: up in Nert. Yeah, I used to watch g I Joe,

849
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 3: I love One Optimus Prime with fight will Fight skeletor

850
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 3: you know. That's that's cool baby. You know I like

851
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 3: that ship too, whatever you into. But yeah, that, like

852
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 3: I do think that's what a lot of this nerd

853
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 3: rage comes from, though, is people will have that reaction

854
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 3: and they and I think they don't like that, you know,

855
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 3: as much as the quality is better, Uh, They'll they'll

856
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 3: turn after a while where it's like, okay, Batman begins,

857
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 3: that was cool. Then Dark Knight everyone likes that. That's great,

858
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: which means the third movie, fuck that movie because now

859
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 3: everybody's gonna like this ship and everybody can't like my

860
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: ship because I got beat up for this.

861
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's it's it's you know, it's nerd appropriation.

862
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 2: It's the same as as Miley cyrus tkin Like. It's

863
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 2: that same kind of vitriol that you give to it.

864
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, the worst. I don't even you know what.

865
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 3: Hot chicks aren't even the worst. You know, the people

866
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 3: are the worst, the worst, fake nerds, those fucking NBA players. Man,

867
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 3: God damn, I know you ain't no nerve. Russell Westbrook,

868
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 3: stop play, stop pretending dog. You know you ain't ready

869
00:38:59,040 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 3: to come book.

870
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: Hey, y'a goddamn lenses and your glasses.

871
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 3: Showed up, these faux glasses bow ties.

872
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 4: I'm like nigga, I got punched in the nut for that,

873
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 4: and now you get to go get all the hose

874
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 4: in Oklahoma City.

875
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 3: Something is not right here. It's wrong, not all the hose.

876
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 3: I'll be happy when they catch somebody like Paul George

877
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 3: and getting trapped. I'll be like, good, stop trying to

878
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 3: be a nerd.

879
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 2: I just like that because I'm a Knicks fan, you know,

880
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: hoping that throws the patients off a bit because they're

881
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 2: doing too well this season.

882
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be funny if all of a sudden he

883
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 3: just started going like four for twenty every night.

884
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: Oh God, beautiful like.

885
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 3: Paul George, he's in a funk. He has a lot

886
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 3: on his mind, millions and millions of dollars his stake

887
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: in this game.

888
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: Pat yourself with them, hose Paul.

889
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: Knuck them all down at once, sir?

890
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 3: All right, man, So yeah, go to the dealer is on.

891
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 3: That's where you catch up with Dylan. Go to Twitter

892
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 3: and follow him at the deal in one. And like

893
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: I said, Man, very funny dude to follow anyway, So

894
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 3: you should already be following them.

895
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: Low expectations. I am a dude that you can follow.

896
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: Yes, have low expectations, although I'm dead serious, man, Like

897
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: you always had some ship that I'm like, Oh, that's good.

898
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: He's clutch man. Good, he's a good he's a good

899
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 3: good follow man.

900
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

901
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask him a question. You what the

902
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: co founder of organization called grits? Do they eat grits?

903
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: So that what does that mean?

904
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: Grits was? It was a sketch comedy group that I

905
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 2: was in and the name we were trying to figure

906
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 2: out a name for our group and they played, uh,

907
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 2: I forget, who's the dude who's due to take grits

908
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 2: on his face?

909
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 3: That had grits on his face.

910
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: In the shower and al Green song was playing in Starbucks,

911
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: and I went, we should call it grits.

912
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: Ah, sticks to your ribs and then and then we.

913
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 2: In an acronym. But you know, you know how I

914
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 2: like to get down with acronyms. It always meant something

915
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: different every show. Uh, but yeah, you know it was

916
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: mostly it was three black who you enjoy? The black

917
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 2: dudes founded it.

918
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: So you know, well you do have an acronym game

919
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 3: on lock and I saw you also, Uh, you do

920
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: you still use the hashtag to stay walk hashtag?

921
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's for everybody. It's not it's not me,

922
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 2: you know, I got you know, I didn't created it.

923
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,240
Speaker 2: It's just everybody should just be boke at all times,

924
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 2: you know.

925
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 3: That's what's I thought about it. I thought about like

926
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 3: tweeting whenever, like I would buy something that I couldn't

927
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 3: afford and do stay broke as my hashtag. But I

928
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know if somebody used that already,

929
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 3: you never could tell I had that.

930
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 4: I had.

931
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 3: I had that idea, and then my other idea was

932
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 3: and it's over now because people don't do anymore. But

933
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 3: when people used to be like about to get into

934
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 3: hop hop in this bathroom real quick shower flow was

935
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: to take patures of my feet at other places and

936
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 3: be like floor instead of flow, you know, so it'd

937
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 3: be like shower flow and it be my feet and shower.

938
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: I hated. I hated the flow movement when you were

939
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 2: like workflow, money, sleep flow.

940
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 3: I just wanted to end it, and I felt like

941
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: that would have been ended anyway. But I felt like

942
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 3: that would have been a perfect way to end. So

943
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 3: how silly it was just taking pictures of floors all

944
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: over my life, just like workfloor.

945
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: I always put it in not that.

946
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: Too, yeah, but I would have been brilliant, Like don't

947
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: you just love like the kind of like the waves

948
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 2: and stuff that, like it's popular on Twitter. It's like

949
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: the my bait caught me sleeping that that was. That

950
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 2: was a good one. Yeah, that was very foolish.

951
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 3: Mine is uh my favorite is uh the uh the

952
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 3: people who are trying to make thought to catch on

953
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 3: th h O t that whole over there, Like I

954
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 3: don't know why they're trying to do it, but it's

955
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 3: such a force because nobody talks like that, and I

956
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 3: can't picture anybody using in real life, so always stands

957
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 3: out in the sentence. I feel like slang should be smooth,

958
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 3: you know, it shouldn't disrupt the flow of this.

959
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 2: It sounds like something hearing the Dom Kennedy song and

960
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 2: not know what he's talking about. Somebody from the West

961
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 2: coast tells me what's going on, like like my my

962
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: mom was explaining to my grandma what thought was over Christmas,

963
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 2: Like it's already cast the point where yeah.

964
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 3: And also, if you're from the South, you already hear

965
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 3: thought all the time whenever someone tried to say thought,

966
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 3: as in like I thought of that, yeah, So like

967
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 3: to me, that's not always like these niggas are not

968
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 3: from the South. A lot do they keep saying thought?

969
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 3: I told you, oh that whole over there, I told you, Okay,

970
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 3: that don't flow.

971
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: Right, No, it don't.

972
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 4: And I'm I finally figured out, well you told me

973
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 4: what it was, and I was when you said, I

974
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 4: was still like, thought, what the hell is that?

975
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

976
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 4: Just write it out many maybe you know, I know

977
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 4: it's Twitter. They try to shorthand, but some short hands

978
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 4: don't roll over.

979
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 3: Well, well listen, I'll tell you what does roll over.

980
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: Well.

981
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 3: Then this is the Blackout Tests podcast, and you can

982
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 3: find us on a bunch of places, the easiest to

983
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 3: which go to the Blackout Tests Dot com. You go

984
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: to iTunes, Stitcher, Potomatic and search the Blackout tips. You

985
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 3: can also do a bunch of cool shit like leave

986
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: us five star reviews on iTunes and Stitcher. Yes, sir,

987
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 3: and we promised to read them on the show, regardless

988
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 3: of what you have to say, even if you hate

989
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 3: the show. Yes, we'll also do stuff like at the

990
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 3: blackout tis dot com. You can come a premium member.

991
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: You can donate to the show. You can also do

992
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,919
Speaker 3: cool shit like leave comments. People already leaving comments this week.

993
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 3: You can vote in the polls, leave comments on your

994
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 3: votes in the polls. The contact information and be about

995
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: section so all the non crazy people can leave voicemails

996
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 3: and we'll play them on the show. All the crazy

997
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 3: people can leave voicemails. We will not play them on

998
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 3: the show. The official weapon of the show is unofficial

999
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 3: score is bullet Bowl at bullet Ball Extreme. Today's podcast

1000
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 3: is sponsored. It's wrote to you about Shadow Dog for

1001
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Speaker 3: reductions and it's sponsored by Shorts for Cancer. That's right,

1002
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Speaker 3: not basketball shorts. Film shorts. You've seen the trailer. Now

1003
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1004
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 3: since all the money goes to cancer charities. Think of

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Speaker 3: it as a charitable donation. Write it off on your taxes.

1006
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1009
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 3: Of course, the link will be on the on the

1010
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 3: website the blackoutis dot com. I'll make sure to put

1011
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 3: the link on on Facebook and all that. Put twenty

1012
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 3: nine dollars in the till. And don't miss Rod and

1013
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 3: Karen's film acting debut. Okay, it's only a voice over,

1014
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 3: but still Day rocked it. So make sure you guys

1015
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 3: do that so you can see us in an actual,

1016
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 3: you know, movie.

1017
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: Mas, I'm concerned. This is my active debut. You ain't

1018
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: got to see my face for me to be acting.

1019
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 3: And it all goes to charities. And I don't think.

1020
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess some people might out there might

1021
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 3: be pro cancer. I'm not, you know, I know it's

1022
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 3: a controversial stance to have on the show like this,

1023
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 3: to be against cancer. And I'm sure some people are

1024
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 3: gonna unsubscribe from the podcast, follow me on Twitter, and

1025
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 3: that's fine, But I gotta come out of the out

1026
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 3: of the anti cancer closet and tell you, guys not

1027
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 3: cool with it?

1028
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: No, you're not cool with it. Do people look at

1029
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,720
Speaker 1: cancer and say thought.

1030
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: M thumb thumbs down the cancer is what I say.

1031
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1032
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: I don't want to speak for anybody else, but thumbs

1033
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 3: down from me personally and the Blackout Tips podcast officially,

1034
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 3: it was just not not really up cancer podcast. I'm sorry, guys.

1035
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 3: Dylan Man, where can people go see you?

1036
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 4: Man?

1037
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 3: I'll see you guys. Got another show coming up for

1038
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 3: the decept.

1039
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 2: Of Comics, I mean, uh yeah, decept of Comics for

1040
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: doing our first show at Foxwood's in Connecticut on Friday,

1041
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 2: I think at the ten thirty pm. So if you're

1042
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 2: in the Connecticut Boston, New York City area, you can

1043
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 2: get up there. You can catch us out there. I'll

1044
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: give you, guys the links you can look for the tickets.

1045
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 2: I think we're doing New York again in April. I

1046
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 2: think April fourth is the day, So if you're in

1047
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: the New York City area you can catch us. Then

1048
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 2: I'll run a free show with my homeboy once a

1049
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 2: month in Brooklyn Sufie around on a Friday. You might

1050
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 2: be able to catch that. But anywhere people want to

1051
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 2: see me. I'll try and be I'll try and show up.

1052
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 3: But cool man, but you guys do that shit. Let's

1053
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 3: talk about show shit. First of all, I had a

1054
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 3: bidding meeting today. Oh yeah, first official business meeting.

1055
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:36,959
Speaker 1: We're business meeting.

1056
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 2: Yep, remember that episode. I was listening congratulations on being

1057
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 2: a business now.

1058
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 3: Thank you. I had talked with my finance guy today,

1059
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 3: by which I mean I have a finance guy now

1060
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 3: for the business.

1061
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a real business. When you'd be like, hey,

1062
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: I need you to help me get the finances right.

1063
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 3: I'm like, how do I keep the I R s

1064
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 3: from taking this ship?

1065
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: Ye? Making it pay with change business.

1066
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, that's the change rain. So yeah, I had

1067
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 3: my first meeting. He wanted to come by my house

1068
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 3: to start it, and I said, that's not cool. Let's

1069
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: meet the Starbucks because I don't know you. You know

1070
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 3: what I mean, you might be crazy.

1071
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: You know.

1072
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 3: He turned out not to be crazy, but still you don't.

1073
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,240
Speaker 3: I don't. I prefer not to do any first meetings

1074
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 3: in my actual house, you know.

1075
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, we meet you at Starbucks.

1076
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 4: So just in case you become crazy, you can try

1077
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 4: to stop me at the Starbucks right exactly.

1078
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 3: You know, he turned out to be a cool dude.

1079
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: Actually recognized him because I played ball with him at

1080
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 3: one point. Wow, you play You know what, Rod?

1081
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: You are like a basketball all star superstar Man.

1082
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 4: Because every time we go out somewhere, I'll be with Roder,

1083
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 4: they'll look at me because they'll recognize me, but I

1084
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 4: don't recognize them.

1085
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: Then they'll look at you.

1086
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 3: They'll be like, what's up Rod?

1087
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: Looking like, why is he staring at us? Robbie knowing everybody?

1088
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do know a lot of people from

1089
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 3: playing basketball, Man, So.

1090
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 2: Shayn't recognized games.

1091
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: You know, I'm saying like if I was sorry, they

1092
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 3: wouldn't even recognize me. So, you know, probably the best

1093
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 3: fat person they've ever played with, man, which you know,

1094
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: it's a time I'm proud of that title, you know. So,

1095
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 3: but yeah, I played ball with him, man, and he

1096
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 3: was like it took him a second to put it together.

1097
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 3: But here's the thing that I did. And I don't

1098
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: know if other people do this or not, but I

1099
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 3: got this. You know, he was referred to me from

1100
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 3: a friend, and what I did was since I didn't

1101
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 3: know what he looked like, and I knew we were

1102
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 3: meeting in public. I took a selfie and sent it

1103
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 3: to him via text so it wouldn't be awkward when

1104
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 3: I walked in and he was like, oh cool. But

1105
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 3: I think it was cool because then when I showed up,

1106
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 3: he was just like Rod and I was like, oh,

1107
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 3: what's up, man, And it like got rid of the

1108
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 3: awkwardness of me walking around Starbucks going like slowly making

1109
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 3: eye contact with random dudes.

1110
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 2: Take it through the process of taking this selfie to

1111
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 2: send to another dude.

1112
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 3: Well, it was already taken the selfie, uh for something

1113
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 3: else earlier.

1114
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 6: What what?

1115
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,919
Speaker 2: What was the face?

1116
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 3: It was a very serious face. I probably got it somewhere,

1117
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 3: but I was just looking the camera the way that

1118
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 3: I was looking in my I was in this chair

1119
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 3: and I leaned back and I tilted my head up

1120
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 3: towards the camera and I made sure not to smile.

1121
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 3: So it was it was like, you know, because you

1122
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 3: can't be sending a dude no no, like flirty picture

1123
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 3: or whatever. So it was like this, and uh, he

1124
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 3: was like, okay, cool man, thanks for sending that, you know,

1125
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 3: And it worked out pretty well. And plus you know,

1126
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 3: he now he knows I'm black.

1127
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: You know I got a beard.

1128
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 3: Uh knows, I'm not gonna be wearing a suit. Like

1129
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 3: I like these things, and I feel like more people

1130
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 3: should do this. No suits that I business meetings, right, Yeah,

1131
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 3: I showed up in dragging pants because I'm like, I'm the.

1132
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 2: One with the money. Yeah, to give a bitiness selfie class.

1133
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: I might need to do.

1134
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, ben his self benness selfies for people out here,

1135
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 3: and you know I showed him I was impotent, and

1136
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,240
Speaker 3: uh we we talked for a while and like also,

1137
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 3: like the bank, dude was there. I opened up like

1138
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 3: the business banking account and all that.

1139
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1140
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah they were ready man, Like they they knew

1141
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,280
Speaker 3: I had money, so they were willing to work with whatever.

1142
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, so this nigga, like most people come

1143
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 3: in with like an idea, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,

1144
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 3: I want to start a business. Uh what do you

1145
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 3: want to do? Man? Like I think you we should

1146
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 3: have like jack offf towels, like a special brand, and

1147
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 3: like I just need the money to start. And it's like, well,

1148
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 3: fuck you you costing me money. Like we walked in

1149
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 3: and like here's our revenue stream. This is what we make.

1150
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 3: That's how much we want to pay ourselves. Here's our

1151
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 3: expenses and it comes off a lot smooth. So they

1152
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 3: were just like this is like they were looking at

1153
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 3: me like this.

1154
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: Is the easiest shiite.

1155
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's different, like we already came with like

1156
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 4: a cash flow and all that stuff.

1157
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for all the premium people.

1158
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 2: What about what about these towels though, Oh the.

1159
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 3: Jack off towels. Now that is idea I'm keeping where

1160
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 3: you extra soft. Well, basically what you do is it's

1161
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 3: really more of a thermist, you know what I mean.

1162
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 3: Will you take a towel and you pre warm it,

1163
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 3: uh and get it damp, then you put it in

1164
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 3: the thermost and then after you have sex, instead of

1165
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: having to go to the bathroom, run the water till

1166
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 3: it gets warm, get the towel for you and probably her,

1167
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 3: you know, depending on how well you know each other,

1168
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 3: you probably gotta have two towels and ship and and

1169
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 3: then instead you can just reach over to where your

1170
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 3: alarm clock is, open up the sex thermists, pull out

1171
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: the towel right there, boom, it's already it's already warm.

1172
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 3: Instead of pink and blue one, pink and blue one

1173
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 3: obviously for men and women and you know, same SATs

1174
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 3: couples and stuff like that. And then uh, you know,

1175
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 3: we can get Daling to be the model. I mean,

1176
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: he used to be a model for products. Anyway, we

1177
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 3: can just put his pen on the cover with the

1178
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: fro holding the towel so.

1179
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:55,399
Speaker 6: Things.

1180
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 3: Right, so I think we can. I think we can

1181
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 3: do this.

1182
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 4: Man.

1183
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 3: So uh they after sextal, I think that business is

1184
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 3: gonna be booming. But yeah, most people just come with

1185
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 3: an idea and then they want to loan, and I

1186
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,959
Speaker 3: think them niggas just get tired of hearing that shit.

1187
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 3: So when I was just like, well, actually, you know,

1188
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 3: I could go to anybody, but you know I got

1189
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 3: recommended to y'all and here's the things I like, blah

1190
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 3: blah blah. And then everybody was like, okay, well we

1191
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 3: can do this immediately, and I was like, well, let's

1192
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 3: fucking do it.

1193
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: Then they was happy to see you, I bet you.

1194
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: They was like, he is prepared. They was like, we

1195
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 1: ain't gonna have to work hard at all.

1196
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 3: Right, right, they did do this thing where I have

1197
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 3: to give them like five recommendations of other people with

1198
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 3: small businesses that might want to be like contacted by them,

1199
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 3: and if that lowers like whatever fee I would have,

1200
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 3: like say the fee would be two hundred dollars, it'll

1201
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 3: be like twenty dollars if I give him this thing.

1202
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 3: So I'm about to have to reach out to everybody like, hey, dog,

1203
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 3: do you mind if I give your number to somebody?

1204
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 3: You don't have to pick a phone up for it,

1205
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 3: Cuz I really like don't want. You could just save

1206
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 3: me one hundred and eighty dollars, and I think you

1207
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 3: should help me out with that. So and also, you know,

1208
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 3: if you do have a podcast, if you want to

1209
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 3: go in the business or something like that, it could help.

1210
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 3: But just in general, I just need motherfuckers to be like, yeah,

1211
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 3: he can call me and I'll hang up on him

1212
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 3: and just save me the money. That's all I need,

1213
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 3: save me the money. But it was cool though.

1214
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 4: Man.

1215
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 3: It's also cool because they were excited because it was

1216
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 3: a business that they had not dealt with, because most

1217
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 3: people have physical, you know, old school businesses, you know,

1218
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 3: opening up a shop for pets or some shit right place. Yeah,

1219
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 3: they were like, so what do you do? I was like, yeah,

1220
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 3: I just yeah, you're right. They're like, what do you

1221
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 3: do I do a podcast? Man, like, oh, what's that like,

1222
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,959
Speaker 3: it's like an internet radio show and you make money.

1223
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I make money. It's a comedy show.

1224
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 3: And I explained all this shit and they were just like, wow,

1225
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 3: what's the site and it's like a white dude and

1226
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: an agent dude. I'm like, blackout tips. And only at

1227
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 3: that moment did it become like and that's sounds hardly racist.

1228
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 3: But I have the money, So what are you gonna do?

1229
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 3: It's too late. You already in the facts have proven

1230
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 3: me right that this racism marks. So you guys need

1231
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 3: to hop.

1232
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 2: Onward as long as it's the white guy who pays.

1233
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,439
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Now, get me a Danish.

1234
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 2: Phone.

1235
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 3: So yeah, but it was fun man, you know, and

1236
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 3: I gotta like finished paperwork and ship like that. But uh,

1237
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 3: in general, man, it was cool to I have a

1238
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 3: meeting where I could be in jacket pants and get

1239
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 3: respected because I remember all the times that I was

1240
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 3: in suits at work and nobody respected me. So complete

1241
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 3: one eight and I like this side of it better.

1242
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you own ship, you can come in just

1243
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,760
Speaker 1: how you want to be dressed.

1244
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 3: They also gave means no, I was not Kanye wesson

1245
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 3: it or anything. They were just regular jacket pants I did.

1246
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 3: They also gave me this cool thing that you have

1247
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 3: to have in your business or it's a seventy five

1248
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 3: hundred dollars fine, the equal employment opportunity poster.

1249
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: I did not know that.

1250
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 3: So if you guys look behind me next to the

1251
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 3: black guy test poster, you can now see the equal

1252
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 3: opportunity posted at every job has to happen.

1253
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 4: Y'all have y'all breakroom, y'all lunch room, and the human

1254
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 4: resources department on that board, and everybody walks by.

1255
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 3: I'm proud of that. So I have to shit, I'm

1256
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 3: proud of that too. I have to take care through

1257
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 3: some sexual harassment courses. No, I have to do some training.

1258
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 3: You got some videos, Yeah, you've been a little how

1259
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 3: to control lately around here. It's a professional environment.

1260
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna sit there and be like, is the

1261
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 4: videos gonna be good? The old school nineteen eighties where

1262
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 4: they played the music, Well.

1263
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 3: Let's just say you're gonna have to cut back on

1264
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 3: some of your racism. It's been a pretty apparent around here,

1265
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 3: and I'm breaking out the room now that we're official

1266
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: federal agent.

1267
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: I can't be you up sexual harassment, right.

1268
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 3: I would hate to have to sue you because half

1269
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 3: of this is yours, and that would be like taking

1270
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 3: from myself.

1271
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 2: I have seen somebody taking office supply, and that's right.

1272
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not saying what happened, but my pens have

1273
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 3: been going kind of low, and I hope you're not

1274
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 3: taking them out the doors. All I'm saying, but that

1275
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 3: was pretty cool. Man sitting him the selfie was weird,

1276
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 3: But but I thought that was less weird than him

1277
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 3: coming to my house, Like I was like, I gotta

1278
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 3: clean up now, why does this work for me? Like,

1279
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 3: so another thing that happened this morning or just an

1280
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 3: observation that I had. Uh, there's been like all this

1281
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: news since Philip Seymour Hoffman died about like the police

1282
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 3: are doing a search for the drug dealer that sold

1283
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 3: them like seventy bags of heroin with logos on them,

1284
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 3: which seems like the dumbest way.

1285
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: To sell organize drugs.

1286
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 3: Let me brand my my illegal ship so that I'm

1287
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 3: easy to find and trace back to. But whatever, But

1288
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 3: they've been looking for him because even though this dude

1289
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 3: was an addict and rehabbing ship. They just need to

1290
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 3: find whoever sold them the drugs. And I just had

1291
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 3: a really quick thought, which was did anybody look for

1292
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 3: a drug dealer with Whitney Houston overdose? Because I don't

1293
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 3: remember it. I just don't remember that being a hunt.

1294
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: Maybe they already knew, like it could have been anything.

1295
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 3: They could have asked Bobby, right, everybody does assume is Bobby. Yeah,

1296
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 3: but by hear and Bobby and stop fucking around like

1297
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: he probably sold it like the first dope. But like

1298
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 3: after a while, Bobby, Bobby seemed like the kind of

1299
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 3: dude that got clean and lay you fucked up, Like

1300
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 3: he was talking to you like he didn't do all

1301
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 3: that shit too. You're like, yeah, man, you need to

1302
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 3: get off that ship with me. It's like, Bobby, you

1303
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 3: used to do the crack with me, we did it together. Yeah, Like,

1304
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 3: well now the Lord is with me. So so yeah,

1305
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 3: that happened. I thought that was crazy. The other thing

1306
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 3: that happened that was crazy and drove Twitter and saying

1307
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 3: apparently Paul George, a player for the Indianapolis Pacers, the

1308
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 3: guy that everybody is sic and they pretend like he's

1309
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 3: as good as lebron y'all nigga's gonna see. But he

1310
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 3: got some stripper pregnant and she looks really good, and

1311
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 3: I learned some things about people. Dylan, I don't know

1312
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 3: if you understand how this works, and maybe you can

1313
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 3: explain it to me, but is there is there a

1314
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 3: certain level of looking good that means that you do

1315
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 3: not you do not wear a condom or withdraw your

1316
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 3: penis in a woman because I didn't know that it

1317
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 3: was the deal.

1318
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I usually don't get to put my penis

1319
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 2: in that quality of women anyway. So I am not

1320
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 2: an authority on this, but that seems to be a

1321
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 2: thing that you know, there's a Twitter page, like you know,

1322
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 2: they have all these posts bad bitches accounts, and there's

1323
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 2: one that's would you pull out that Twitter? And that's

1324
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 2: basically just proposes a moral conundrum. I don't need that

1325
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 2: when I'm looking at a woman. I don't need a

1326
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 2: whole moral conundrum while I'm objectifying her as an object, right,

1327
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 2: you know, that's just that's just causing me more thought.

1328
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 3: Also, as a person that has had my penis inside

1329
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 3: of somebody without a condom, all the vaginas are not

1330
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 3: want to pull out a bull, you know, like all

1331
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 3: of them. What's your ins? You're already in there and

1332
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 3: it feels real good. That's what the sex thing is about.

1333
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 3: And you don't want to pull out because it does

1334
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 3: feel good. That's why, like people were saying this, like

1335
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 3: I don't know y'all's babies, mothers, like they not all

1336
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 3: this good looking, like unless the bar is real low,

1337
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 3: and I just don't know what the bar is. But

1338
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 3: that's not how my penis works. It's like, this feels good.

1339
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 3: I just want to stay in and you have to

1340
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 3: have a fight with your penis, like this is crazy.

1341
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 3: My future is on the line, you know.

1342
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 2: I don't want to think of it as pulling out.

1343
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 2: I like to think of it as pushing away.

1344
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 6: You know it.

1345
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to push away from the bad future, right,

1346
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 2: you launch yourself. If you pull it's not it's not

1347
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 2: the same power. If you push off, Yeah, I'm in

1348
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 2: and then go for this.

1349
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 4: Now.

1350
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 3: The truth of the matter is, look, women have all

1351
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 3: the control in this arena because if she does that

1352
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 3: leg lock move man like right before you come, leg lock,

1353
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 3: that ship is undefeated. It's more, there are more accident

1354
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 3: babies here. Because of that leg lock move than anything

1355
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 3: in the history of man. Dog like the leg lock

1356
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 3: work dog. They just be like, no, stay in you

1357
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 3: be like, you're right, it's.

1358
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 2: All you gotta watch the w w A. You know,

1359
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 2: you gotta learn how to like Kurt Angle used to

1360
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: like flip them over.

1361
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 3: And if you got hurt a leg lock, so you

1362
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 3: know you got to you gotta do something because it's

1363
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 3: a rap from leg like once the leg like is

1364
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 3: on you, dog, it's a rap. You know what they

1365
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 3: do you tap out? Yeah, And like people were judging

1366
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 3: this woman. It's like, look, this is what's wrong with

1367
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 3: these bitches, these stripper holes out here, jump offs trapping

1368
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 3: these men.

1369
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,919
Speaker 1: Man, because a lot of a lot of those women

1370
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: that theesus as fucking would even glands your way nigga

1371
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: mm hmm.

1372
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1373
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 3: I think it is jealous in it.

1374
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 4: I really do think it is, because, like you say,

1375
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 4: if you found these people's baby.

1376
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: Mama's and all this shit, you were like, niggas, she's.

1377
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 4: Not a fraction and it's not judging that woman. But

1378
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 4: it's like you badging this gorgeous woman like she ugly.

1379
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: This makes no sense.

1380
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's funny is. I had a dude

1381
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 3: tell me be cause I was like, I don't understand

1382
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 3: why this is that big a deal because Niggas a

1383
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 3: Safeway have impregnated Twitter, like Twitter, strippers and shit before,

1384
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 3: Like I'm on now, I don't think that that's some

1385
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 3: new shit, Like I mean.

1386
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 2: Listen, I know amunt of time I spent trying to

1387
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 2: get strippers on Grand Theft Auto, So I'm not gonna

1388
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 2: judge nobody, you know.

1389
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 6: I know.

1390
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 2: Once I head up down, left, right, B the right

1391
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 2: way and I got them numbers on Grand Theft Auto,

1392
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 2: I was sice, you know, right, So I can't I

1393
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 2: can't handle them for doing it in real life.

1394
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't be mad dog. So it was one

1395
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 3: of those moments where I was like, like, I think

1396
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 3: I figured it out today, right, I thought about the shit.

1397
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 3: My mind was racing because I was like, why these

1398
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 3: men so mad? Because one dude, this dude told me

1399
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 3: for real, he said, I said, look, it's Niggas a Safeway,

1400
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 3: Like at least this dude is rich enough to afford

1401
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 3: to lose twenty thirty percent of his SOUF.

1402
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 1: I all, most people can't afford that.

1403
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 3: And he was like he can't afford it. Man, think

1404
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 3: about it.

1405
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 4: He got an entourage taxes attorney. I said, hold up, entourage,

1406
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 4: that's that's not optional.

1407
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 5: No, anyway that is.

1408
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 3: I was like, but you're talking about twenty percent of

1409
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 3: millions and millions of dollars versus ten thousand worse. Yeah,

1410
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 3: versus a nigga that works at Walmart. It's you know,

1411
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 3: twenty percent of his shit means he on the streets.

1412
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: I ain't that the truth.

1413
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 4: Twenty percent means instead of a four hundred dollars check,

1414
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 4: you got a two hundred fifty dollar check.

1415
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 3: Right, And I said, at least he can afford it.

1416
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 3: And I know Karen's mathews off for come.

1417
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: On, yes it is.

1418
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 3: It's three twenty.

1419
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: Oh my bad, It's fine.

1420
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 3: But I was like, listen, man, you are being stupid.

1421
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 3: And it's because you know, the shit gets caught up with.

1422
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 3: Dudes are like women always getting over women, always fucking

1423
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 3: niggas up, blah blah blah. And this is what I realized.

1424
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 3: All it's jealousy because if the ship was flipped and

1425
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 3: we as men could trap these women, I wouldn't even

1426
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 3: have went to college, nigga. I would have been trapping

1427
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 3: since trapping, been trapping dog. I would have been spotting

1428
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 3: them out when they were like ten, Like m she like,

1429
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 3: she got potential to be an earner. What do I

1430
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,920
Speaker 3: have to do to trap her ass?

1431
01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 6: Now?

1432
01:04:59,000 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: And now I do it?

1433
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 6: Do that?

1434
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well no, it's well it's a thing. You can

1435
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 3: trap a woman, but you need her help, which is

1436
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 3: completely different, Like I can't make you have a kid.

1437
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 3: You can be like I'm not having this kid. Uh,

1438
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 3: but and I and I also like and there's a

1439
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 3: some courtrooms where you that won't even like I could

1440
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 3: be like I won't take care of my kid. You're like,

1441
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 3: you're not fit, you can't take your kid. She don't

1442
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 3: want you around a kid. But a man can be

1443
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 3: trapped by a woman because once she's pregnant, it doesn't

1444
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 3: matter what you think. Now, that's the truth on that

1445
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 3: Paul George supposedly offered this woman a million dollars ship

1446
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 3: that ain't gonna cover I said when I read that,

1447
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 3: I said, this nigga wasn't even serious.

1448
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 4: Because he was because he wasn't trying to set her up.

1449
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 4: She looked like nigga, a million dollars that's not gonna

1450
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 4: cover a goddamn thing. It's that like two weeks, two

1451
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 4: weeks of pay like of course, of course she said

1452
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 4: no to that.

1453
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 3: She she laughed at that, like.

1454
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 2: You sure, and said thirty enough, you know you might

1455
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 2: get that. You know, you know that's that's that's that

1456
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 2: speech takes money.

1457
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 3: Right right exactly, Yeah, that's nothing. She probably started laughing

1458
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 3: and ship and posting stuff on Facebook about the Lord

1459
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 3: and going to church now and ship like. She probably

1460
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 3: completely changed everything about her life on that dude, when

1461
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 3: just a week before she was probably like an atheist

1462
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,200
Speaker 3: and now she's like, you know what, uh, the blessing

1463
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 3: of life is a miracle, no matter when it comes.

1464
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 2: What if she cares about him? We even thought about that.

1465
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 3: Right she might. She might have thought they was in love.

1466
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 3: Then he hit her with that million dollar ultimatum.

1467
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 1: And she was like, my love is little worth more

1468
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: than a million.

1469
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 3: But look here's a deal.

1470
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 6: Dog.

1471
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 3: Dudes are jealous. They wish, we wish we could do it.

1472
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 4: And I actually respect women more because of this, because

1473
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 4: I realized that y'all.

1474
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 3: Have way more morals and dignity than the average dude.

1475
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 3: Because if we could trap y'all, it would not be

1476
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 3: a game on these streets. True, it would not be

1477
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 3: a game dog like if you reverse the fucking polarity

1478
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 3: on this ship and dudes were the ones trying to

1479
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 3: trap women. I would be in every like meeting and

1480
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 3: like I would be hanging outside of offices, like what

1481
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 3: you're doing with a suit for no reason? Yeah, what

1482
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 3: you're doing now? Like cause like women like they go

1483
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 3: for like NBA players, I would just start at like

1484
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 3: manager at Walmart, Like I could probably get some free

1485
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 3: toys like an Xbox One when it come out, Like

1486
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 3: I would probably be trapping several different women at the

1487
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 3: same time, you know what I mean.

1488
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 4: Like it just I think men have less morals in

1489
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 4: this area anyway. And when you see these dudes get mad,

1490
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:44,439
Speaker 4: it's just that hurt. We just wish that we had

1491
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 4: the ability to trap the shit out of you.

1492
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 3: It's not the ability to give life or anything poetic,

1493
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 3: just the ability to trap y'all so that y'all couldn't

1494
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 3: go nowhere. That's all I would take. And I'm not

1495
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 3: even talking about good looking women. We wouldn't even be

1496
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,280
Speaker 3: Like you would see niggas that would work out constantly

1497
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 3: and trap like overweight women that are like uh, that

1498
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 3: are like mid level managers at a bank. That's the

1499
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 3: kind of shit we would be. We would be so bad,

1500
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 3: like we wouldn't be aiming all high. I'm gonna get

1501
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 3: least a leslie try that ship if you want, Nigga,

1502
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,839
Speaker 3: I'm about to give this girl who works at Safeway

1503
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 3: some dick because I can get free shoes. I just

1504
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 3: need free shoes. Getting cold.

1505
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: That manager at BBNT looking right, So are you working

1506
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 1: foot locker?

1507
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 3: As long as you go plan right, Widam Jordan's come out,

1508
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 3: you know. But anyway, I just that was my theory today.

1509
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 3: So but niggas got mad at me for saying that shit.

1510
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 3: But a lot of women thought I was right just

1511
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,759
Speaker 3: saying and they and they do need to be applauded

1512
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 3: because I don't know how y'all do it. Pussy is

1513
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 3: like a lottery ticket. I would be trying to cash

1514
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 3: my ship in. I would never get married. I would

1515
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 3: never get married. Why why you got this fucking thing

1516
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 3: that could get like half of niggas everything? You know

1517
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 3: what I mean? People like how many stupid people run

1518
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,719
Speaker 3: across that. I'm like that dude is a fool whose

1519
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 3: money needs to be parted from him. I'm a man.

1520
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 3: I don't have a way to get to his money.

1521
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 3: Women have a way. It's a drake equalizer that now

1522
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:18,160
Speaker 3: i'd be out here, man, I would be I would

1523
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 3: have all these motherfuckers.

1524
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: Money and his money.

1525
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have motherfuckers thinking day and love and shit.

1526
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 3: Then just as soon as I get pregnant, I'll be

1527
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 3: calling him and dancing and ship.

1528
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 6: Be like.

1529
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 4: Right, I'm late, Like with all the aids in the text,

1530
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 4: I'm late, smiley face.

1531
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 3: All right, lord, let's talk about talk about some other

1532
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:44,719
Speaker 3: shit that happened.

1533
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 2: Guys.

1534
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 3: Okay, my man Justin Bieber making news again. Uh, he's,

1535
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 3: like I said, he's adopted the worst parts of black culture.

1536
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 4: Uh.

1537
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 3: So you really have to give respect to Molly in hindsight,

1538
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 3: she at least she took some of the good ship.

1539
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 4: Uh.

1540
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 3: The captain of his uh plane, his private jet that

1541
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 3: got pulled over. The this all you got pulled over

1542
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 3: in a private private jet, by the way, private jet? Yeah,

1543
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 3: just think about it.

1544
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:16,720
Speaker 6: How you go?

1545
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 1: How you how you get pulled over in the jet?

1546
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 1: Was here in the air that was like.

1547
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,680
Speaker 3: Pulled over right the way. When he got to the

1548
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 3: to the airport, they stopped him. Oh okay, the pilots

1549
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 3: were forced to wear oxygen masks because they were smoking

1550
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,439
Speaker 3: that much weed in the plane.

1551
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 4: Oh m hm.

1552
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 3: He He warned passengers, including Beaver, on several occasions to

1553
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:46,599
Speaker 3: stop smoking marijuana, says the official reporter incident. The captain

1554
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 3: also stated he needed to request that the passengers stopped

1555
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:53,439
Speaker 3: their harassing behavior towards the flights attended, and after several warners,

1556
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 3: asked the flight attendant to stay with him near the

1557
01:10:55,439 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 3: cockpit to avoid any further abuse. The flight attendants the passengers,

1558
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 3: including Beaver and his father.

1559
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 6: Him and his damn daddy, his dad like, shit man, Yes,

1560
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 6: he his daddy out his pay roll landy.

1561
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 3: Probably, I mean, how are you not this nigga is

1562
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:17,600
Speaker 3: rich as shit? Man, Like, at this point, I'm just

1563
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 3: glad he's not black, cause I feel like if he

1564
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 3: was black man, people would be internalizing this and talking

1565
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 3: about how it setting us all.

1566
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,680
Speaker 4: Back and shit just wouldn't have went that far. No, no, no,

1567
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 4: if he was black, all this shit he's doing, none, nohing.

1568
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 6: Ain't no speed racing going on, ain't no egging, ain't

1569
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 6: no egg in nobody's house. They'd have been like, all right,

1570
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 6: come in mister Bieber and put him on his private

1571
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 6: jet and shipped his ends right on back to Canada.

1572
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 1: You don't blow here, no way.

1573
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,680
Speaker 4: And you dog too, you think you think they let

1574
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,680
Speaker 4: a nigga be cutting a food like this across our

1575
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 4: country and you don't even live him?

1576
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,639
Speaker 3: No, okay, you're right. Yeah, they probably would sit Drake

1577
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,559
Speaker 3: home by now come on now.

1578
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 2: Uh, Canada's tripping right now though it is.

1579
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:01,000
Speaker 3: Man Drake was throwing shit in the club like you know,

1580
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 3: this nigga smoking weed on on a flight, like like

1581
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 3: how does that? Like do the palettes tell on you

1582
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 3: when you hit the ground.

1583
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: Probably have to, you know, because you know they probably

1584
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,559
Speaker 1: have planes are sold.

1585
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 4: I guess technical now, I'm pretty sure that the sensors

1586
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 4: were going off, you know, because it was like ding

1587
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,560
Speaker 4: ding plot, we're getting a cister that there's smoke on

1588
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 4: the plane.

1589
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:24,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it is smoke on the plane.

1590
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 4: It's weed smoke, right, I mean, I guarantee you somebody

1591
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 4: was like, something's wrong.

1592
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 1: While all your senses going off on your plane.

1593
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 2: They also the privileged sensors were going off. Privilege.

1594
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 3: There was also They also said that Justin Bieber and

1595
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:44,760
Speaker 3: his friends were extremely abusive verbally, and that the flight

1596
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 3: attendant said she would not work another flights. So you

1597
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,920
Speaker 3: know there was called her bitch and ship, Hey, bitch,

1598
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 3: get us some drinks to go with this weed? Bitch, sir?

1599
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:56,680
Speaker 3: Can I just get you like a moist tile or

1600
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 3: a pillow? You could suck on my moist tie with

1601
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 3: them pillows, bitch, Right mister Biaber, sir, your son is

1602
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 3: right here. Can you please start talking like that? But yeah,

1603
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber, oh and did you hear too?

1604
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 4: Justin Bieber was trying to party up and with super

1605
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 4: Bowl with the five parties, and everybody turned him down,

1606
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 4: even jay z party. Everybody was like, no, you are

1607
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,320
Speaker 4: you acting so much like a nigga. We're gonna treat

1608
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 4: you like a nigga. No you are band from my

1609
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 4: party is, don't be bringing that foods is around us.

1610
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:30,840
Speaker 3: I wonder he's just trying to grow up. And this

1611
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 3: is how like I think these child starts go through this.

1612
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 2: Face because because because look how they reacted to Philip

1613
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 2: Seymour Hoffman dying. If Justin Bieber dies in your watch,

1614
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 2: you're getting the death penalty. Right.

1615
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 3: He died at jay Z's party. All these niggas are

1616
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 3: going to jail immediately.

1617
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like, we don't want to be accountable.

1618
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 1: You get in here and say some shit in that

1619
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: reckless We're getting sued over that. They was like, we don't.

1620
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 4: We don't send your pee on shit. We don't see you,

1621
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,720
Speaker 4: you know, cut monkey, We don't send your deface ship.

1622
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,439
Speaker 4: You are not doing this and happen and we are

1623
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 4: held accountable for this.

1624
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,640
Speaker 3: Note what are the odds? What are the odds that

1625
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber calls his father Jermy.

1626
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:17,680
Speaker 2: Like probably calls him mister Bieber.

1627
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:19,759
Speaker 3: Right, mister Bieber?

1628
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 4: Is it okay if we if we can, if I

1629
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 4: smoke some of this weed with you, shut up, Jeremy, Yes, yes, sir.

1630
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:33,760
Speaker 3: Here's another Hollywood story scandal going around. Dylan Farroh, the

1631
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 3: woman who was sexually abused by Woody Allen. Allegedly, she

1632
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 3: wrote a like heartfelt letter about like what is that

1633
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,360
Speaker 3: like a recount of exactly what happened? Question in Hollywood

1634
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:52,040
Speaker 3: saying like how y'all celebrating this motherfucker after he did

1635
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:55,240
Speaker 3: this to me? And I just gotta say, man, I

1636
01:14:55,360 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 3: feel like the new cowardice is the We'll never know

1637
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 3: what happened, you know, like, who the fuck? Because people

1638
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,360
Speaker 3: were really like, well, you know, it was a mom

1639
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:10,320
Speaker 3: using a seven year old. This is twenty years later.

1640
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:13,920
Speaker 3: She's a grown ass woman who harbors twenty years of

1641
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 3: shit just for just the fuck with a guy. Like,

1642
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 3: it's not like she's gonna be able to go to

1643
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:21,479
Speaker 3: trial over this. Like a lot of times, like the

1644
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 3: people that do sexual abuse to kids, they pray on

1645
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 3: the fact that they can't really relay what happened to

1646
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:27,839
Speaker 3: the police.

1647
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, they you know, they can't really they're not good

1648
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 4: to testifying it right, good at remembering facts and shit

1649
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:39,200
Speaker 4: like that. And the thing about it, about the whole

1650
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 4: situation that makes me mad is that people want to

1651
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,720
Speaker 4: excuse child abuse and nobody wants to admit that.

1652
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,880
Speaker 1: But when you go with we went now, we don't know,

1653
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 1: you're literally excusing child abuse.

1654
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're good enough at something and you entertain people,

1655
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:53,639
Speaker 3: they don't give a fuck, you know what I'm saying,

1656
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,400
Speaker 3: They don't. R Kelly did the best national anthem of

1657
01:15:56,439 --> 01:15:58,760
Speaker 3: all time. It's hard to hold that against a man,

1658
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 3: even if it's on camera and you see him pissing

1659
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 3: and it's like that could have been his brother. I

1660
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 3: don't know who it was, yeh. Anything could have happened.

1661
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 4: And the thing about it is very frustrating when people

1662
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 4: treat child abuse like rape.

1663
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I wouldn't now, so I don't

1664
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 1: really know what happened.

1665
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,519
Speaker 3: I just I just don't. Here's the thing I'm not

1666
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 3: saying you have to believe. I just want people to

1667
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 3: try to rationalize how anyone can hold something like this

1668
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:28,400
Speaker 3: for twenty fucking years, never speak about it, and then

1669
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:32,600
Speaker 3: write about it, uh, twenty years later, and then you

1670
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 3: go bullshit. You never know, fifty to fifty could be

1671
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 3: who harbors that type of resentment, like nobody, Like I

1672
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,360
Speaker 3: don't like, there's people I'm mad at from last year

1673
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:44,640
Speaker 3: that I've already let that go.

1674
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:49,120
Speaker 4: You know, like, who know, like he did that shit?

1675
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,599
Speaker 4: He fucking did that shit, man, I don't know. It's

1676
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,680
Speaker 4: like the new cowardice is to be like I like

1677
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,439
Speaker 4: his movies, so he who knows?

1678
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 3: Maybe he didn't.

1679
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:01,880
Speaker 4: It's like, I don't know, dog, he married teenagers more

1680
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:02,759
Speaker 4: than one plural.

1681
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 5: Uh.

1682
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:07,120
Speaker 3: He talked about, you know, made a joke about sleeping

1683
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 3: with teens in an article a long time ago, and

1684
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,560
Speaker 3: now this shit is happening, and the entire family is

1685
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 3: like this nigga did it, and everybody's like, I don't know, man,

1686
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,719
Speaker 3: Blue Jazzmine was real good.

1687
01:17:20,439 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 4: I don't know, bro Anyway, I don't know, and I

1688
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 4: guess because I'm not a big Woody Allen fan, I

1689
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:27,439
Speaker 4: thought the nigga was dead.

1690
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:30,840
Speaker 1: For real. When that was like what, I was like, Oh,

1691
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,880
Speaker 1: they're giving us what because he died. I looked at her,

1692
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 1: I was like, he's still alive and making movies. They'll

1693
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 1: show you how much I give a fuck.

1694
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like seventy eight.

1695
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:41,479
Speaker 2: I'm sure y'all is still alive. They've just been concealing it, right, Yes.

1696
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:44,280
Speaker 3: He's like seventy eight. His wife's probably like twenty. I

1697
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,800
Speaker 3: don't know, yep, But yeah, he's still alive and he's

1698
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:50,719
Speaker 3: still getting awards and shit and puts out a movie

1699
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,679
Speaker 3: every year. A lot of people.

1700
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 4: Uh.

1701
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 3: The funniest thing to me is he works with a

1702
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 3: lot of comedians, and like, it's funny because comedians are

1703
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,840
Speaker 3: like the most, like I said, on the one hand,

1704
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,200
Speaker 3: the most brave people. They talk about ship where you're like,

1705
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,640
Speaker 3: oh my god, can't believe you just said that. You

1706
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 3: shit on yourself, you crazy niggas Black history mom some dude,

1707
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 3: and then later like it'll be like, uh, you know,

1708
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:22,160
Speaker 3: I'm disgusted by petiphile like a fucking For example, Andrew

1709
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:26,920
Speaker 3: Dice clay On Face Down, Ass Up has a whole

1710
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:31,240
Speaker 3: bit about Woody Allen marrying his daughter and being like, yeah,

1711
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,080
Speaker 3: this dude's fucking sick. He was in Blue jazzmin.

1712
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 2: I mean that's like, that's like Jay and Nas doing

1713
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:42,679
Speaker 2: Black Republican together, you know, right, you know they smashed

1714
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,680
Speaker 2: the beef, did the project together. Wody Allen's gonna put

1715
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 2: him on death jam.

1716
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes you feel like it's wrestling, you know

1717
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,960
Speaker 3: what I mean. It's just like, yeah, I guess you

1718
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 3: don't believe any of the shit you said when it

1719
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 3: comes to this check because like fuck it, like and

1720
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 3: I think he's powerful enough to get enough people paid

1721
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:02,320
Speaker 3: that Hollywood just acting like this shit didn't happen. And

1722
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:05,719
Speaker 3: so that's I believe what led Dylan Ferrell to writing

1723
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 3: this open letter questioning Hollywood. And like I said, I

1724
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 3: haven't seen It's crazy how many think pieces I've seen

1725
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 3: written that are like we'll never know or shit. Some

1726
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 3: people were even flat out being like she did, she

1727
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:21,439
Speaker 3: is lying or the way she wrote Stephen King, I

1728
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:26,679
Speaker 3: think wrote that she came off bitchy in her writing

1729
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:29,760
Speaker 3: about you know, the sexual abuse that happened to her.

1730
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:34,720
Speaker 1: You know, you solidly angry if you got and I

1731
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 1: needed to be.

1732
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 3: A little little unbiased caaring, Okay, I need a little bit.

1733
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,120
Speaker 1: Can she just do this?

1734
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:43,280
Speaker 3: Sounds like yellow journalism, like she's taken aside against the abusing.

1735
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:45,840
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm cool with that. Can you

1736
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 3: just write it, write it again and take that tone out.

1737
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 4: And the thing about it is that if you can

1738
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 4: do something that can make people money, people, I will

1739
01:19:56,760 --> 01:20:00,840
Speaker 4: forgive your actions, even at the cost of destroying other

1740
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:01,679
Speaker 4: people lives.

1741
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 1: And that's the most fucked up shit.

1742
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 4: Because the stuff that happened to her, You would not

1743
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:11,639
Speaker 4: accept this happening in your household, your family, your children,

1744
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:12,040
Speaker 4: your mother.

1745
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,519
Speaker 1: You wouldn't accept this. But if it's happened to somebody else,

1746
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: all fuck ith who cares? If as long as he

1747
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 1: signs me another check.

1748
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:23,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it sounds like, man. And people are

1749
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:27,960
Speaker 3: defending them like you know, because they're you know, they're

1750
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,720
Speaker 3: Hollywood people, you know what I mean? He is like that.

1751
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:32,920
Speaker 3: I work with this dude, I respect his work, so

1752
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:36,760
Speaker 3: therefore he I'm gonna say he didn't do it. There's

1753
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:40,240
Speaker 3: a new app speaking of the planes with Justin Bieber.

1754
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 3: There's a new applete that makes it easier to join

1755
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:44,080
Speaker 3: the Male High Club.

1756
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,280
Speaker 1: So there is really such thing as the Male High Club.

1757
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that were you fucking a plane?

1758
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.

1759
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,800
Speaker 4: That's why I was thinking of some ship that they

1760
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 4: made up. But they really got a male High Club.

1761
01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:03,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. There's an app called Wingman design design to increase

1762
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 3: your chances for steamy airplane bathroom hookups. If if bathroom hookups,

1763
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:10,680
Speaker 3: especially on airplanes, are ever actually hot, because I mean

1764
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,240
Speaker 3: it's not like spacing.

1765
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:12,800
Speaker 1: There, No it's not.

1766
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:18,200
Speaker 3: But uh yeah. The modeled after the popular app Tender,

1767
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:22,280
Speaker 3: Wingman allows you to make a profile and browse for

1768
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:26,800
Speaker 3: hotties on your flight, thus eliminating pesky hindrances like sea

1769
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:29,760
Speaker 3: proximity that might normally prevent you from making a move.

1770
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,280
Speaker 3: Once you find someone you like, it's up to you

1771
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:34,479
Speaker 3: to bust out your best game and charm them into

1772
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,000
Speaker 3: an air in air romp.

1773
01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:39,839
Speaker 1: So yeah, you just you know that doesn't sound sexy

1774
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:40,280
Speaker 1: at all.

1775
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:44,479
Speaker 2: I'm not bad enough to ever buy the wire fly

1776
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:45,720
Speaker 2: off on the flight.

1777
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:45,640
Speaker 4: So.

1778
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, that's yeah, it feels like your chance will

1779
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:53,920
Speaker 3: be a lot lower because like a lot less people

1780
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 3: probably have the Wi Fi than you think, and like

1781
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:59,160
Speaker 3: the hot chick doesn't have it. So now you're looking

1782
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 3: at this grandma like you're trying to make it happen

1783
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:05,760
Speaker 3: or not, you know, but yeah, I thought that was

1784
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 3: pretty cool. Uh did you hear about Jeremy I mean Jeopardy,

1785
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 3: Uh contestant Arthur Q and his uh his tactics that

1786
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:20,120
Speaker 3: are pissing everybody off. Where his name is Arthur Chu.

1787
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,120
Speaker 3: He's thirty years old.

1788
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 2: He bad boy Jeopardy.

1789
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:28,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, bad boy Jeopardy. Pissed even even pissed off Alex Trebek.

1790
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 1: Oh, now you pissed him off. This is something serious

1791
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:32,240
Speaker 1: going on.

1792
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:35,880
Speaker 3: What he does is uh taking this queue from past

1793
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 3: Jeopardy champions Chuck Farest and Keith Williams. He bounces around

1794
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,520
Speaker 3: the board in order to confuse the other contestants.

1795
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:46,040
Speaker 1: Oh versus just knocking out a whole category.

1796
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:49,760
Speaker 3: Right, because Jeffviarty is like you know basketball for you know,

1797
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,759
Speaker 3: one hundred for four hundred for six hundred eight hundred.

1798
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,920
Speaker 3: Well for him, he'll just be like, let me take

1799
01:22:55,960 --> 01:23:00,840
Speaker 3: the highest one because normally the like the I forget

1800
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:05,240
Speaker 3: it was like daily double is in the higher, harder brackets.

1801
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 3: So he racks up the daily doubles to start off

1802
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:13,360
Speaker 3: so his opponents can't get it, which makes the game

1803
01:23:13,479 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 3: less fun because he's kicking people's ass.

1804
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:19,000
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's no competition.

1805
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so good.

1806
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,400
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be ass, that's the way to

1807
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:26,800
Speaker 1: be one.

1808
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:27,400
Speaker 3: They says.

1809
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:31,439
Speaker 4: He's so intent on winning that he will hit the

1810
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:35,200
Speaker 4: buzzer before Alex Trevek can finish reading the clue.

1811
01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh you know, he looks at him and rolls his

1812
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:41,559
Speaker 1: goddamn eyes.

1813
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's so good man, And he says he

1814
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,400
Speaker 3: has nothing to apologize for dogs like shit.

1815
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:50,040
Speaker 1: All, I ain't got no rules against this.

1816
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:53,920
Speaker 3: I'm winning this money. I got one hundred and two

1817
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 3: thousand so far. And the next show doesn't air till

1818
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 3: Fearruary twenty fourth. But he's probably gonna keep kicking ass

1819
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:02,639
Speaker 3: and that too.

1820
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:06,240
Speaker 6: Man, So once he's run over there, gonna bang his

1821
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:08,759
Speaker 6: ass coming on the show again.

1822
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:19,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, how can he afford it? President the President

1823
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:22,439
Speaker 3: Obama does another practical thing. I don't know if you

1824
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:24,640
Speaker 3: remember these things called bank fees. I used to get

1825
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:27,200
Speaker 3: them a lot. President Obama was like, y'all need to

1826
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:28,840
Speaker 3: cut that ship out. And now I don't get them.

1827
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:33,639
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, you know, I used to be scared. Seriously,

1828
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,639
Speaker 3: I remember the I remember, and I'm sure other people

1829
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,800
Speaker 3: still go through this, but I remember when it was

1830
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:42,519
Speaker 3: a matter of life and death. The check where you

1831
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:46,599
Speaker 3: rite over the amount at the grocery store. You'd like, yeah,

1832
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:50,240
Speaker 3: how much over the amount can I go? Meanwhile, it's

1833
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:54,040
Speaker 3: twelve people behind you, baby's frying and ship. It's like, sir,

1834
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:56,719
Speaker 3: you can go up to twenty five dollars over the amount.

1835
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,800
Speaker 3: You're like, all right, so let's see that was s

1836
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:05,000
Speaker 3: what or more likely that was one dollar twenty seven cent?

1837
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,920
Speaker 3: So plus twenty five twenty six, twenty seven. Okay, I

1838
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,000
Speaker 3: need to rate this for twenty six twenty seven?

1839
01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:13,000
Speaker 4: Is that right?

1840
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:16,400
Speaker 3: Like, like I remember those embarrassing days. It's like, now

1841
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,400
Speaker 3: you know you wanted to almost turn around, Like I

1842
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:20,960
Speaker 3: have a job. I get paid in two days. I

1843
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:23,439
Speaker 3: just need check, not the clip for two days. I'm

1844
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:25,920
Speaker 3: sorry everybody, but I gotta get gased. My shit is

1845
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,040
Speaker 3: on e right now, and if I don't, if I

1846
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:30,160
Speaker 3: don't get gas, I won't make it out this parking lot.

1847
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:31,240
Speaker 3: I remember those.

1848
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:33,919
Speaker 1: Days, yeah, And it was one of those things where.

1849
01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:39,559
Speaker 4: The banks actually che chined on that and they would

1850
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:40,920
Speaker 4: actually have computer we talked.

1851
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:45,840
Speaker 3: About to manipulate when your charges will come through to

1852
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,160
Speaker 3: get the most fees they could get. And I remember

1853
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,880
Speaker 3: when they switched it to that ship where I was like, well, shit,

1854
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,920
Speaker 3: I got ten dollars in that and I wrote that

1855
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:57,040
Speaker 3: check for eight dollars, but fuck, I wrote another one

1856
01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:59,400
Speaker 3: for two dollars, so I mean for twelve dollars. So

1857
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:01,080
Speaker 3: when that one clear, I'll probably get a thirty five

1858
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:03,639
Speaker 3: dollars fee. Then you're looking at seventy dollars of fees.

1859
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,880
Speaker 3: Why because twelve dollars went through first, nigga, that's why

1860
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,439
Speaker 3: then we then we went through it the eight dollars.

1861
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:12,080
Speaker 3: I was like, that is fucked up, man, Nobody does

1862
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:14,720
Speaker 3: math that way. No, if you if you if I

1863
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,720
Speaker 3: had ten dollars in my pocket and it was just

1864
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:21,600
Speaker 3: like hey man, I'm gonna give I need you to

1865
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:25,120
Speaker 3: give me eight of them or twelve, I wouldn't be like, well,

1866
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,040
Speaker 3: let me give you just the ten first, and then

1867
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,240
Speaker 3: I owe you too, and then then we'll do the

1868
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,559
Speaker 3: eight now charging your fee.

1869
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 2: I'm confused right now, exactly.

1870
01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:35,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's one of those things where you know what

1871
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:37,800
Speaker 1: fucked the banks and I'm sorry, you're up for the bank.

1872
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,800
Speaker 4: But Obama changed that and that was a very practical thing.

1873
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,439
Speaker 4: Nobody because they was killing Nobody brings.

1874
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,120
Speaker 3: It up because people too busy being like, you know,

1875
01:26:45,439 --> 01:26:48,559
Speaker 3: the if you have seven children on the healthcare completely

1876
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:51,840
Speaker 3: different than with six. It's like, how about no bank fees? Nigga, Like,

1877
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 3: how about that? As just a thing that used to

1878
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:58,679
Speaker 3: annoy me, And now it's done. He's off no new fees,

1879
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,439
Speaker 3: no new fees, no new fees. That's all I want.

1880
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:01,800
Speaker 4: Baby.

1881
01:27:02,479 --> 01:27:07,840
Speaker 3: Now he's proposing a law where you have a tougher cybersecurity,

1882
01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:13,439
Speaker 3: cause you know, niggas had cards at Target, bought Xbox ones,

1883
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 3: came home. Now they can't pay their rent. The truth

1884
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:22,519
Speaker 3: like little shit that he's doing. It'll be convenient, it'll

1885
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:26,120
Speaker 3: make my life a lot less worrisome. But nobody's gonna

1886
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:31,960
Speaker 3: give him credit. Man, talking about giving credit, I know

1887
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,719
Speaker 3: I'm getting old, Dylan, you're only what twenty seven?

1888
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:35,559
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1889
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,160
Speaker 3: All right, man, I'm gonna put a picture in the chat.

1890
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,679
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get your I'm gonna get your feelings on this. Okay.

1891
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:45,320
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a thirty I believe I've got thirty six.

1892
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:47,040
Speaker 2: I already think I know what it is. I think

1893
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,559
Speaker 2: I saw your comment on it earlier. But I look

1894
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,479
Speaker 2: at the picture again, I think it is.

1895
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:55,320
Speaker 3: I'm a thirty six year old man. These two ladies

1896
01:27:55,760 --> 01:28:00,799
Speaker 3: scantily clad in the chat, Eddie Murphy's daughter.

1897
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:04,400
Speaker 1: What m hm oh that gorgeous?

1898
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:05,120
Speaker 2: Right?

1899
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,559
Speaker 3: And now see when I look at this, the first

1900
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:12,799
Speaker 3: thing I think is poor Eddie Murphy. Yes, sir, because

1901
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,960
Speaker 3: I'm old, I used to look at this and be like,

1902
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:19,360
Speaker 3: m I won't pull my digg inside her. Now like

1903
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:21,000
Speaker 3: these precious little babies.

1904
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:23,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out this trapping thing you were

1905
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:24,479
Speaker 2: talking about earlier.

1906
01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:30,360
Speaker 1: And then nand Murphy's like nigga, and I get more bodyguards.

1907
01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:33,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul George looks at this and goes for I

1908
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:37,080
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. That's yeah, I got it. I

1909
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,880
Speaker 3: got enough. But but I look at this and I

1910
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:43,320
Speaker 3: just go, oh, these poor little babies. Look, you know,

1911
01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:46,240
Speaker 3: how is Eddie gonna take this I remember when it started.

1912
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:49,640
Speaker 3: It was when Chippy De did porn and it was like,

1913
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:54,320
Speaker 3: that's Larry Fishburn's, uh kid, And I was like, oh no,

1914
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,640
Speaker 3: not the cowboy dude from fucking pee Wee's Playhouse. No,

1915
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:00,880
Speaker 3: can't be having want to start kids.

1916
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:03,040
Speaker 2: That was different for so many reasons.

1917
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:06,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I didn't want to put my dig inside her.

1918
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:10,120
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying in general, I was thinking about

1919
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:14,599
Speaker 3: the dad. That's never happened before. But uh, yeah, Eddie

1920
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:17,320
Speaker 3: Murphy's daughters. Man, they they're out there busting it open.

1921
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:17,519
Speaker 4: Bro.

1922
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,280
Speaker 2: They are lovely young women, and I.

1923
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,800
Speaker 3: Wish nothing for the best. First of all, I was

1924
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 3: looking into these both of these ladies. I respect their

1925
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:29,080
Speaker 3: minds and uh you know, uh their opinions on things,

1926
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:33,960
Speaker 3: and I respect their right to express themselves in whatever

1927
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,000
Speaker 3: format they were like, yeah.

1928
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,280
Speaker 1: But their bodies also banging too. They're pretty women.

1929
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:38,599
Speaker 3: I mean.

1930
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,959
Speaker 2: But if you're going to say that, yeah, they're okay.

1931
01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:45,240
Speaker 3: I guess I won't call them ugly, you know what

1932
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:48,000
Speaker 3: I mean? Uh, they like they just want to party

1933
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:48,479
Speaker 3: all the time.

1934
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,200
Speaker 1: Uh that they do.

1935
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:55,040
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, so I thought that was crazy. Uh

1936
01:29:55,200 --> 01:30:01,080
Speaker 3: pussy riot. Speaking of crazy is out of jail.

1937
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:04,040
Speaker 2: On bail, pressure to jail California, dreaming.

1938
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:08,960
Speaker 3: They came to New York City because we won't lock

1939
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 3: them up, And we're talking about the conditions in Russia

1940
01:30:14,479 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 3: during you know, because they got they got let out

1941
01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:19,880
Speaker 3: basically because it was bad press and during which I

1942
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:22,639
Speaker 3: will give America props for this, because I do think

1943
01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:25,920
Speaker 3: it's mostly bullshit that we'll be like gay rights nigga.

1944
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:31,880
Speaker 3: We we about that in eighteen of fifty states, but like,

1945
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:33,960
Speaker 3: I will give them props. We put a lot of

1946
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:37,719
Speaker 3: pressure on the international community. I watched this documentary called

1947
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,080
Speaker 3: they Called Me Kuchu about I want to say it

1948
01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:45,360
Speaker 3: was Uganda and some of their hardest treatment of homosexuals

1949
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,880
Speaker 3: and transgender and queer and stuff over there, and it

1950
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:52,439
Speaker 3: was fucked up. And if it wasn't, they were gonna

1951
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:58,240
Speaker 3: pass legislation because which ironically people come from America evangelizing

1952
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,280
Speaker 3: over there and turning the entire culture into this this

1953
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:06,240
Speaker 3: huge homophobic hysteria accusing gay people being pedophile, spreading age

1954
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:09,960
Speaker 3: and stuff to children. Yeah, it's it's fucked up. Well,

1955
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:13,120
Speaker 3: if it wasn't for the US intervening and being like

1956
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:15,840
Speaker 3: we will cut off any aid that we give you

1957
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:19,280
Speaker 3: guys internationally, Uh, they would have passed the law that

1958
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,080
Speaker 3: you know, you basically could lock up people for being gay,

1959
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,360
Speaker 3: put them in prison and kill them and hang them.

1960
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1961
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's real twenty fourteen. Yeah, and it really was

1962
01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:31,240
Speaker 3: on this way to pass if not for US and

1963
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:33,800
Speaker 3: some of the other people in the international community intervening. Well,

1964
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:36,200
Speaker 3: same thing. We put a pressure on Russia and they

1965
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:40,200
Speaker 3: released Pussy Riot because obviously it makes them look bad.

1966
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the window and the Winter Olympics or something

1967
01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:43,280
Speaker 1: about to happen.

1968
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been in jail for two years.

1969
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:47,639
Speaker 4: Two years.

1970
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:50,960
Speaker 3: They went to New York and immediately started shitting on Russia.

1971
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,000
Speaker 3: These women are gangster as.

1972
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:57,400
Speaker 2: Fuck, sug dog.

1973
01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:01,320
Speaker 3: If you put me in two years of anything, I'm

1974
01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:04,120
Speaker 3: a homeboulder. When I get out, I'm like, you know what,

1975
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:06,880
Speaker 3: dog on some real shit, bro. I don't even wanna

1976
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:09,080
Speaker 3: talk about gay stuff no more. Like if y'all could

1977
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:11,920
Speaker 3: just like ask somebody else, like I just want to

1978
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,400
Speaker 3: do my music about not gay shit no more.

1979
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:17,920
Speaker 4: You know what I think For these women, they was like, motherfucker,

1980
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:21,439
Speaker 4: you only let me out because you are pressure.

1981
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:24,200
Speaker 1: Fuck you, And they can say we in America do

1982
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:25,040
Speaker 1: something that bitch.

1983
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's still way more gangster than me, It's

1984
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:32,439
Speaker 3: all I'm saying. But my ass would have been, like,

1985
01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,800
Speaker 3: ain't really nothing wrong with Russia, brou I don't even

1986
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:38,280
Speaker 3: know why they got a bad rep. Everything's cool with me.

1987
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:40,479
Speaker 3: I mean on some real shit. I don't even fuck

1988
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:42,559
Speaker 3: with gay people, bro. I Like, I don't know how

1989
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:46,960
Speaker 3: y'all heard that them songs was ghost written. Like I

1990
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:50,679
Speaker 3: don't write shit about no rights. I don't believe in rights.

1991
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:56,000
Speaker 3: I you know, I actually like the less freedom, more society,

1992
01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:59,400
Speaker 3: the better. Oh lord, because mister Putin, I learned my

1993
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:04,120
Speaker 3: lesson fuck that two years for on principles. Nigga, please,

1994
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,360
Speaker 3: these women are bad ship man.

1995
01:33:06,439 --> 01:33:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, they came out of jail, ain't goy?

1996
01:33:09,479 --> 01:33:09,639
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1997
01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:11,680
Speaker 3: They on the Daily Show talking ship. You know they

1998
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:14,599
Speaker 3: watching that in Russia somewhere, like they got a stream

1999
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:18,640
Speaker 3: or something somebody somewhere. It's like, these motherfuckers, don't they

2000
01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:21,120
Speaker 3: want to go back to prison, but and you know

2001
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,120
Speaker 3: they gonna lock them up suits the Olympics soon's the

2002
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:26,479
Speaker 3: Olympics are over. If they land in Russia, they going straight.

2003
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,599
Speaker 1: Back to pri oh Yo. They're not returning.

2004
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:32,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, man, I much so much respect to

2005
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:32,599
Speaker 3: those ladies.

2006
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:32,840
Speaker 1: Man.

2007
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:38,439
Speaker 3: Speaking of music acts, the Red Hot Chili Peppers Basic

2008
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:46,960
Speaker 3: Basis Flea admitted that they panamme playing their music. They

2009
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:53,200
Speaker 3: didn't actually play during the Super Bowl, so hello, good,

2010
01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:58,800
Speaker 3: Yeah he playing all right? I thought he was in barras. Oh,

2011
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:00,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to say that. I thought

2012
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:05,000
Speaker 3: it was weird what happened out there, but yeah, so

2013
01:34:05,960 --> 01:34:08,719
Speaker 3: Flee admitted that these niggas didn't even have their instrumance

2014
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:12,800
Speaker 3: plugged in, which is how they got caught. Everybody was

2015
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:14,960
Speaker 3: watching on TV that was like, why is the guitar

2016
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:18,479
Speaker 3: are not plugged in? But it's booming through the stadium

2017
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:20,760
Speaker 3: and he was like, oh, that's because I wasn't playing it.

2018
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:25,560
Speaker 3: Say you're outraged, because I'm not outrage at all, but

2019
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:27,840
Speaker 3: a lot of people got mad. No, I don't. I

2020
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:31,000
Speaker 3: don't believe. I don't believe in the make believe of Hollywood.

2021
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,360
Speaker 3: I don't think any of those motherfuckers really sing. It

2022
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:36,920
Speaker 3: was like two degrees out there, and ship these niggas

2023
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,080
Speaker 3: came out with no shirts.

2024
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:38,879
Speaker 1: Pitch perfect.

2025
01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:42,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, yeah, like it real talk man, If

2026
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:44,720
Speaker 3: it's fifty degrees, I have no shirt on. If I'm

2027
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,600
Speaker 3: the red hot chili propos, I'm coming out there like

2028
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,880
Speaker 3: can give it you just waiting now.

2029
01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:55,240
Speaker 2: People outside. Yeah, let's not forget that.

2030
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:58,920
Speaker 3: That's true, man, But I don't think I've never seen

2031
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:01,560
Speaker 3: them singing. Now. All these niggas skiing with no shirts on,

2032
01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:05,880
Speaker 3: no problem. They were out jogging into degree. But singing

2033
01:35:06,040 --> 01:35:09,479
Speaker 3: is hard, man. I remember when it was cold and uh,

2034
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:12,960
Speaker 3: Beyonce had to lip sync at the inauguration. I was like,

2035
01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,599
Speaker 3: a fucking course she had to lip sync. It's two degrees.

2036
01:35:16,600 --> 01:35:18,400
Speaker 3: I don't even fuck how good you can sing. Nobody

2037
01:35:18,479 --> 01:35:23,120
Speaker 3: sings good going into hypothermia and shit terrible. You know,

2038
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:25,320
Speaker 3: the internet in this day and age, they gonna shoot

2039
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:27,559
Speaker 3: on you anyway, knowing they do. Like, Yo, it's too

2040
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,320
Speaker 3: cold out there. Oh she lip syncing? Damn man, it's

2041
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:35,840
Speaker 3: fucked up. Okay, don't lip sick? Oh man, Gray, see man,

2042
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:39,599
Speaker 3: she should have lip sync? Dog, what's wrong with her? Anyway?

2043
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:43,479
Speaker 3: We got games to play, Dylan, Let's do this first.

2044
01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:44,240
Speaker 2: Let's go time.

2045
01:35:44,479 --> 01:35:48,720
Speaker 3: First time playing games, man, I wish you luck. The

2046
01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:51,599
Speaker 3: first game is easy because all we do is talk

2047
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:55,479
Speaker 3: about something and then we decided the score. This game

2048
01:35:56,080 --> 01:36:01,120
Speaker 3: is called uh fucking with black people. I just realized.

2049
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:03,240
Speaker 3: I hope the sound works because if not, I gotta

2050
01:36:03,479 --> 01:36:05,800
Speaker 3: call Dealing back. Let's see if it works. Me let

2051
01:36:05,880 --> 01:36:09,840
Speaker 3: me know if you can hear this this nope, let

2052
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,920
Speaker 3: me let me hold on, dyn't let me call you

2053
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:12,519
Speaker 3: right back down.

2054
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:12,840
Speaker 2: I got.

2055
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:15,920
Speaker 3: Here, all only take a second.

2056
01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:18,360
Speaker 1: Why does it do that?

2057
01:36:19,120 --> 01:36:20,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, but let me call them back

2058
01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:22,640
Speaker 3: and see if it will work this time. I just

2059
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:26,160
Speaker 3: think it's something some setting on the computer. Yeah, dealing

2060
01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:29,080
Speaker 3: you there. Let's see if this works. Now hold on.

2061
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:34,120
Speaker 3: Oh no, it didn't work that time either.

2062
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:37,000
Speaker 1: It's just like every other day, damn thing.

2063
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:40,240
Speaker 3: I don't know. Give me one second. Check my Coel

2064
01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:41,360
Speaker 3: troll fan real quick.

2065
01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:45,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, because sometimes sometimes oh.

2066
01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:49,720
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, no, don't don't. Don't turn on the

2067
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:52,200
Speaker 3: echo thing because it's gonna echo for the chat room.

2068
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:54,559
Speaker 3: So hold on a second. Let me see here.

2069
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:59,800
Speaker 2: This is why plug in, This is how it happens. This.

2070
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:02,280
Speaker 3: I should have just I should have just PANTOMI on

2071
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:10,360
Speaker 3: this ship. All right, give me one second, man, I'm

2072
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:12,000
Speaker 3: gonna have to call you back one more time.

2073
01:37:13,479 --> 01:37:14,360
Speaker 2: Chili peppering, all.

2074
01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:21,800
Speaker 3: Let me see if what's going on with this, yeah,

2075
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:26,800
Speaker 3: because like one day, yeah, like it'll work. Sometimes I

2076
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:28,680
Speaker 3: think maybe if I shut it down to bring it

2077
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:32,160
Speaker 3: back up, let's do that. Then you know, I'll take

2078
01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:35,800
Speaker 3: a minute or whatever. But that might that might kick

2079
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:36,960
Speaker 3: it in the gear.

2080
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:40,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like one day we come out, new problem.

2081
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:41,360
Speaker 1: Next day we come and say, you know what.

2082
01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:45,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Just wait for Skype to come

2083
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:49,040
Speaker 3: back up. But yeah, it's some ship. They must have

2084
01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:51,439
Speaker 3: changed the windows or whatever. But I think the music

2085
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:54,280
Speaker 3: is uh part of what makes it cool for the guests.

2086
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:56,320
Speaker 3: But we can hear in the chat room, right, yeah,

2087
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:58,559
Speaker 3: the chat room should be able to hear the music. Fine,

2088
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:01,720
Speaker 3: it's only the guests. Let me see if this works.

2089
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:03,920
Speaker 1: Now, respect my mind.

2090
01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:07,599
Speaker 3: Knowing that fly, shall I break my dig get? Big

2091
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:10,400
Speaker 3: ain't working? All right, I'm calling back and we'll just

2092
01:38:10,439 --> 01:38:13,600
Speaker 3: do it without the music, okay, yeah, man, I don't know.

2093
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:14,360
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2094
01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:16,360
Speaker 1: Let me see.

2095
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:20,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, just do it without the music. We'll work on

2096
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:23,439
Speaker 3: that the show, all right, man. I doesn't like the

2097
01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:25,639
Speaker 3: music's working, so we're just gonna do it without the music.

2098
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:28,080
Speaker 2: I've heard this song before.

2099
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:32,519
Speaker 3: I'll play the music for the people on the other side.

2100
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:33,600
Speaker 3: You won't be able to hear it, but.

2101
01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:37,880
Speaker 5: Uh, well we'll just let's just take it here we

2102
01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:49,120
Speaker 5: go there, we're just fucking.

2103
01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:51,639
Speaker 3: With them black and so we're just fucking with them blacks.

2104
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:56,920
Speaker 3: We're just fucking with fucking with black people. That's right, guys,

2105
01:38:57,160 --> 01:39:00,439
Speaker 3: it's the game that everybody loves to play, fucking with

2106
01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:04,599
Speaker 3: black people. Today's contestant, well, he's not really contestant. Well,

2107
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:06,920
Speaker 3: we gonna play some and read some articles from around

2108
01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:09,120
Speaker 3: the globe. We're gonna sign points from zero to one

2109
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:12,160
Speaker 3: hundred intervals of twenty five for fucking with black people points.

2110
01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:17,400
Speaker 3: Today's contestant is George Zimmerman. George Zimmen is back, y'all.

2111
01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:26,040
Speaker 3: George Zimmerman has finally set his boxing match. Okay where

2112
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:30,519
Speaker 3: all that it should go to charity. Fifteen thousand people

2113
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:36,040
Speaker 3: applied to fight him, Yeah, rappers such as the game.

2114
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:42,040
Speaker 3: But he finally decided on a person to fight DMX.

2115
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:47,120
Speaker 3: DMX said he's gonna fight him. He promised the massacres

2116
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:49,640
Speaker 3: Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance to

2117
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:52,320
Speaker 3: be exact, he said, I'm gonna beat the living fuck

2118
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:54,479
Speaker 3: out of him. I'm breaking every rule in boxing to

2119
01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:57,120
Speaker 3: make sure I fuck him right up. He then said

2120
01:39:57,120 --> 01:40:02,400
Speaker 3: he literally pissed on George's face. The boxing match will

2121
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:06,040
Speaker 3: be three rounds. George Zimman is thirty, the MX is

2122
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:09,320
Speaker 3: forty three, but that's forty three and crackier, so he

2123
01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:11,400
Speaker 3: should have the strength of a twenty eight year old

2124
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:17,639
Speaker 3: if I'm doing this correctly. But uh, he promises to uh.

2125
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:20,080
Speaker 1: Just make him look terrible. Yeah, I mean, he already

2126
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:21,759
Speaker 1: looks bad, but it make him look immerse.

2127
01:40:22,479 --> 01:40:24,240
Speaker 2: I just I just don't see how he's gonna piss

2128
01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:26,880
Speaker 2: on his face when when you got boxing gloves on,

2129
01:40:27,720 --> 01:40:30,880
Speaker 2: you can't maneuver into your shorts like that, like.

2130
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:33,920
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it doesn't logistically make sense.

2131
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:34,800
Speaker 1: Uh.

2132
01:40:34,880 --> 01:40:36,920
Speaker 3: That was my number one problem with the whole thing too,

2133
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:41,680
Speaker 3: But other my secondary problem is fuck George Zimman man.

2134
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:45,639
Speaker 3: And it's weird to me that people like one, he's

2135
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:47,519
Speaker 3: a celebrity now at this point, I don't think you

2136
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:50,799
Speaker 3: can argue it. And he's a celebrity for killing the black.

2137
01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:51,960
Speaker 1: Kid, that's probably.

2138
01:40:54,479 --> 01:40:58,120
Speaker 3: And it's weird to me that people want to participate

2139
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:03,559
Speaker 3: in this because even like they're not gonna allow DMX

2140
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:05,960
Speaker 3: to kill this man, Oh, they are not. You know

2141
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:09,519
Speaker 3: what I mean, It's not like they're probably had big

2142
01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:12,479
Speaker 3: ass gloves on. Neither one is a trained boxer. Like,

2143
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:15,360
Speaker 3: it's not gonna be good. People are gonna pay to

2144
01:41:15,439 --> 01:41:18,519
Speaker 3: watch it, and you know, I'm sure some kind of

2145
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:21,920
Speaker 3: way he'll make money off of it. He's you know,

2146
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:24,560
Speaker 3: he's been selling these paintings and shit. So to me,

2147
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:27,599
Speaker 3: I have to give this a hundred. But not only

2148
01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:29,599
Speaker 3: for George, one hundred for DNX.

2149
01:41:30,320 --> 01:41:34,800
Speaker 1: Yes, well, even agreeing to do this bullshit, we need to.

2150
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:36,880
Speaker 2: Take twenty percent from Paul George to put it on

2151
01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:38,200
Speaker 2: top of the one hundred.

2152
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:43,200
Speaker 3: Right, Paul George's baby is involved in this too.

2153
01:41:43,439 --> 01:41:45,519
Speaker 1: Oh shit, first time we ever did over one hundred.

2154
01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:47,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's a I'll give it a hundred. I'm

2155
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:51,000
Speaker 3: just joking. I can't break my rules. Ah, but yeah,

2156
01:41:51,040 --> 01:41:52,040
Speaker 3: he gets a hundred.

2157
01:41:51,920 --> 01:41:55,320
Speaker 2: Because on every level, it's just it's there's no way

2158
01:41:55,720 --> 01:41:57,439
Speaker 2: to come out and this be a good thing in

2159
01:41:57,640 --> 01:41:59,000
Speaker 2: any way, shape or form.

2160
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:04,120
Speaker 3: All right, man, it's time for our other game. It's

2161
01:42:04,160 --> 01:42:05,800
Speaker 3: it's sad that we got to the point with George

2162
01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:07,640
Speaker 3: Zmmen where it's like I don't even be mad, I

2163
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:11,200
Speaker 3: just be exasperated, Like and that's another hundred. He's him

2164
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:13,559
Speaker 3: and Don Lemon knocking it out the park this year.

2165
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:15,840
Speaker 2: I just I wish he could just ignore him and

2166
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:18,559
Speaker 2: he could go away. But it's just not gonna happen.

2167
01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, people did, he would, but I saw some people

2168
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,160
Speaker 3: trying to start a petition to boycott the fight and

2169
01:42:25,280 --> 01:42:29,240
Speaker 3: to embarrass the promoter into getting a fight to go

2170
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:34,080
Speaker 3: to not do it. But unlike the juror who was

2171
01:42:34,120 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 3: writing the book about the Trayvon Martin case, I feel like,

2172
01:42:37,280 --> 01:42:38,720
Speaker 3: I mean, I hope, I hope they can do it.

2173
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:40,880
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm not rooting against him, but I

2174
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:45,520
Speaker 3: feel like it won't work because this promoter wants the negativity,

2175
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:49,400
Speaker 3: like they think people will watch because they're mad, not

2176
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:52,760
Speaker 3: the other way around. Like you know, where you can

2177
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:55,479
Speaker 3: embarrass somebody, like you can't embarrass somebody that has no shame,

2178
01:42:55,640 --> 01:43:00,240
Speaker 3: you know, shout out to pay Manning. All right, man,

2179
01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:02,840
Speaker 3: let's play our other game. Like I said, Dylan can't

2180
01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:05,080
Speaker 3: hear the music, but I'll sing it for the audience.

2181
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:10,880
Speaker 3: Here we go. Well, some guests, the Rays. That's right,

2182
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:14,960
Speaker 3: is guest the race time? I said, Now that is

2183
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:19,120
Speaker 3: time for some guests. The Rays that's right. It's Guest

2184
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:19,840
Speaker 3: the Race.

2185
01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:20,240
Speaker 2: Time.

2186
01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:24,679
Speaker 3: That's right, It's time for Guest The Race, the number

2187
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:27,400
Speaker 3: one game show going across all the podcast land where

2188
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:29,679
Speaker 3: we read or play articles from all over the globe

2189
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:32,719
Speaker 3: and we ask our guests today Dylan or the Deceptive

2190
01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:37,120
Speaker 3: Comics and Dyl is on on online and also the

2191
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:41,760
Speaker 3: Dylan one on Twitter to guests the Race, Dylan, are

2192
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,000
Speaker 3: you ready to play some guests the Race?

2193
01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:44,960
Speaker 2: I think I'm ready.

2194
01:43:45,280 --> 01:43:49,479
Speaker 3: All right, let's get started, all right. Lowville, New York,

2195
01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:55,240
Speaker 3: authorities have charged a Northern New York woman and her

2196
01:43:55,320 --> 01:43:58,680
Speaker 3: boyfriend because the woman's two year old daughter used their

2197
01:43:58,840 --> 01:44:03,519
Speaker 3: cell phones to doubt a total of fifteen times last month.

2198
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:08,599
Speaker 3: Village of Lowville police officer Matthew Martin says twenty three

2199
01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:12,160
Speaker 3: year old Heaven Britain and her thirty three year old boyfriend,

2200
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:16,000
Speaker 3: Jason R. Hatcher, told him they tried to keep their

2201
01:44:16,080 --> 01:44:19,479
Speaker 3: phones away from the persistent toddler, but the girl kept

2202
01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:23,200
Speaker 3: getting them in Downing nine one one. Martin spoke to

2203
01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:26,280
Speaker 3: the couple Wednesday after Lewis County nine one one dispatches

2204
01:44:26,320 --> 01:44:29,559
Speaker 3: reported that a child had called fourteen times in January.

2205
01:44:30,320 --> 01:44:32,320
Speaker 3: Martin said that the child called nine one one a

2206
01:44:32,400 --> 01:44:35,080
Speaker 3: fifteenth time later that night. He charged the couple the

2207
01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:38,880
Speaker 3: next day with obstructing governmental administration. Martin says a girl

2208
01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:41,800
Speaker 3: called nine one one three more times Friday, but hasn't

2209
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:45,360
Speaker 3: made an emergency call since then. Guess the race of

2210
01:44:45,479 --> 01:44:46,439
Speaker 3: both of her parents.

2211
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:50,120
Speaker 2: I was gonna say this sounds interracial to me.

2212
01:44:52,040 --> 01:44:53,080
Speaker 3: They're both the same race.

2213
01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,000
Speaker 2: For the ranks. Oh they are.

2214
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:58,920
Speaker 3: Oh is Heaven Britain and Jason R. Hatcher both the

2215
01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:01,120
Speaker 3: same race. Never tried to trick you like that.

2216
01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh no, Now I'm a little stumped. You wanna do

2217
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:10,760
Speaker 2: you want to just the fact that this happened so

2218
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:16,240
Speaker 2: many times without something, I'm gonna go white just just

2219
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:19,560
Speaker 2: because it happened so many times. It was just like

2220
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:21,120
Speaker 2: a one or two kind of thing, and then they

2221
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:24,160
Speaker 2: got in trouble. I would have gone black, but I'm

2222
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:25,360
Speaker 2: going gonna go white on this.

2223
01:45:25,720 --> 01:45:27,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember my brother tried to pull the I'm

2224
01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:30,040
Speaker 3: gonna call nine one one on you thing on my

2225
01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:34,720
Speaker 3: dad one time. And uh, we were at a basketball

2226
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:36,680
Speaker 3: court that I don't think we were supposed to be

2227
01:45:36,760 --> 01:45:39,080
Speaker 3: in at the time, but we knew the coach at

2228
01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:41,200
Speaker 3: the gym and he would just let everybody in. They

2229
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:44,559
Speaker 3: would play ball secretly and then leave close gym up.

2230
01:45:45,200 --> 01:45:47,800
Speaker 3: So the police came out to the gym and they said,

2231
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:50,320
Speaker 3: did somebody call us? And of course they saw a

2232
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:52,240
Speaker 3: bunch of black dudes playing bonn and like, did uh

2233
01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:57,200
Speaker 3: birk in here? Who who authorized this? Yeah? The coach

2234
01:45:57,280 --> 01:45:58,960
Speaker 3: had to come and like, I almost got in trouble

2235
01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:01,200
Speaker 3: with his job. And so my brother got a whooping

2236
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:03,960
Speaker 3: in the bathroom. So never called nine one one again?

2237
01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:04,680
Speaker 1: I bet you did.

2238
01:46:05,320 --> 01:46:08,479
Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, So here's the uh, here's the glasses

2239
01:46:08,520 --> 01:46:14,080
Speaker 3: in the chat. Whi's nai hipster parents who allow their

2240
01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:19,719
Speaker 3: children to discover their own path black cop Wiggety White,

2241
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:25,000
Speaker 3: Mickey and Malloy Mallory Mickey and Mallory black children would

2242
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:27,759
Speaker 3: not have made it past two without a whooping white

2243
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:33,839
Speaker 3: double wide pride, white name heaven and not never Novilla.

2244
01:46:34,920 --> 01:46:37,960
Speaker 3: That's good name heaven and not Davilla White, Mickey and

2245
01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:41,240
Speaker 3: Mallory White. The hipster plague that Aaron ran Freeman combats

2246
01:46:41,320 --> 01:46:44,160
Speaker 3: daily white White These who think Maclamore should have won

2247
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:49,080
Speaker 3: his Grammy. Uh, the correct answer is everyone got it white.

2248
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:53,920
Speaker 2: Oh, thank god, you got it correct, That's right, Dylan's

2249
01:46:53,960 --> 01:46:54,240
Speaker 2: won for.

2250
01:46:54,320 --> 01:46:57,320
Speaker 1: One so far, and and and could you could you

2251
01:46:57,560 --> 01:46:59,720
Speaker 1: imagine if some shiit do happen? It was like that's

2252
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:00,840
Speaker 1: that again.

2253
01:47:01,439 --> 01:47:06,560
Speaker 3: Here's another article, guys. This is from Tameeccula, California. A

2254
01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:09,400
Speaker 3: man is accused of pulling a gun on a girls

2255
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:13,479
Speaker 3: scout when she came to his door selling cookies. Know

2256
01:47:13,520 --> 01:47:16,800
Speaker 3: what kind of kind of evil mother? The same thing

2257
01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:19,880
Speaker 3: that's in every girl scout cookie crack cooks, crack on

2258
01:47:21,320 --> 01:47:24,800
Speaker 3: pure crack and a little bit of sugar. Yea, those

2259
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:28,160
Speaker 3: fucking cookies are delicious. That's why they sell them like

2260
01:47:28,240 --> 01:47:30,320
Speaker 3: dope deals. You gotta do a hand to hand around

2261
01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:33,400
Speaker 3: the corner, and you pay your money to somebody else.

2262
01:47:35,240 --> 01:47:36,920
Speaker 3: Try I try to give my money directly to the

2263
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:41,120
Speaker 3: girl scout and then the fucking like the then mother

2264
01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:44,320
Speaker 3: popped out of nowhere, said you a fucking cuph You

2265
01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:46,760
Speaker 3: a cup niggah on the corner.

2266
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:47,320
Speaker 2: Me pea cock?

2267
01:47:47,520 --> 01:47:52,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, same time, same time? Uh but yeah so uh.

2268
01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:55,479
Speaker 3: Police arrided the scene on Sunday after receiving an assault

2269
01:47:55,520 --> 01:47:58,960
Speaker 3: with a daily Weapon call and arrested the suspect, fifty

2270
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:03,360
Speaker 3: nine year old John Doddrill of Tamacula, California. According to police,

2271
01:48:03,439 --> 01:48:05,960
Speaker 3: the victim of minor was going around the neighborhood selling

2272
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,920
Speaker 3: cookies when Doddrill allegedly opened his door and pointed a

2273
01:48:09,000 --> 01:48:12,000
Speaker 3: gun at her. The girl's father saw the alleged confrontation

2274
01:48:12,120 --> 01:48:15,559
Speaker 3: and called authorities. Doddrill was arrested without incident, and police

2275
01:48:15,560 --> 01:48:17,880
Speaker 3: said a weapon with seeds as evidence in the case.

2276
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:23,280
Speaker 3: Guess the race of John Dodge Drill girl scout cookie hater?

2277
01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:30,280
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mmmm. I don't know if any black people

2278
01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:32,880
Speaker 2: will be reacting like that to cookies unless they had diabetes.

2279
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:34,360
Speaker 4: Uh.

2280
01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:39,400
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've double wiped me on this

2281
01:48:40,760 --> 01:48:44,760
Speaker 2: John Dog Gone girl scout. What happened to him?

2282
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:46,640
Speaker 6: Uh? He is?

2283
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:49,920
Speaker 3: Let's see what they do. He was arrested without incident.

2284
01:48:50,040 --> 01:48:52,639
Speaker 3: Police said a weapon with seeds is evidence in the case.

2285
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:57,800
Speaker 3: All right, let's check the chat room. See what these

2286
01:48:57,880 --> 01:49:01,360
Speaker 3: people believe. A white man and standing in his ground,

2287
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:08,400
Speaker 3: Grand Torino White. That movie is terrible. It's only it's

2288
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:12,120
Speaker 3: just a movie about racism. It's not even good. It's

2289
01:49:12,160 --> 01:49:14,479
Speaker 3: like I'm an ornery old white man that hates I'm like,

2290
01:49:14,560 --> 01:49:17,800
Speaker 3: this is believable. How did this win? To Oscar One,

2291
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:21,320
Speaker 3: who can't eat those cookies because he has the sugar black.

2292
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:22,360
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.

2293
01:49:23,200 --> 01:49:28,200
Speaker 3: Balk tickets to the Zipperman fight. White one with gluten allergy,

2294
01:49:28,560 --> 01:49:34,360
Speaker 3: the most the most possible white man bathroom conversationalist. That's

2295
01:49:34,439 --> 01:49:38,719
Speaker 3: my favorite. That's new angry white conservative Olympic athlete white.

2296
01:49:39,320 --> 01:49:42,639
Speaker 3: I think you mean winter Olympic white and it hates women.

2297
01:49:42,760 --> 01:49:45,320
Speaker 3: White hates women. How did white man get that?

2298
01:49:46,560 --> 01:49:46,920
Speaker 2: That is?

2299
01:49:47,479 --> 01:49:50,320
Speaker 3: I feel like some brothers need to get that one too. Anyway,

2300
01:49:50,360 --> 01:49:53,439
Speaker 3: the correct answer is white. Dylan got it right.

2301
01:49:56,920 --> 01:50:00,960
Speaker 2: I like to thank God, first of all. Without him,

2302
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:02,880
Speaker 2: none of this would be possible. I think my record label,

2303
01:50:03,720 --> 01:50:06,000
Speaker 2: uh judge a lot of records.

2304
01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:09,880
Speaker 3: That's exactly That's exactly what that stripper said when she

2305
01:50:09,960 --> 01:50:11,679
Speaker 3: found that positive pregnancy test.

2306
01:50:13,600 --> 01:50:14,000
Speaker 2: She did.

2307
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:16,920
Speaker 3: And of course, uh boo to the person who gets black.

2308
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:20,920
Speaker 2: I mean it couldn't be. This stuff is real, you know,

2309
01:50:21,520 --> 01:50:25,640
Speaker 2: if you know, if more had happened, I might have

2310
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:28,800
Speaker 2: guessed black. If more it happened to the dude, Yeah

2311
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:29,240
Speaker 2: it was.

2312
01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:31,600
Speaker 3: I can understand why that would be close. I'm not

2313
01:50:31,800 --> 01:50:34,120
Speaker 3: you know, I'm not. I'm not judging, but you got

2314
01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:36,679
Speaker 3: it right, which is the only thing that that truly

2315
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:39,960
Speaker 3: matters when it comes to this. All right, here's the

2316
01:50:40,080 --> 01:50:42,880
Speaker 3: last story, and this is for double double the points,

2317
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:45,280
Speaker 3: double the race. Let me play the bonus music even

2318
01:50:45,320 --> 01:50:57,599
Speaker 3: though Deyla can't hear it, dancing none les, double the double,

2319
01:50:59,280 --> 01:51:03,400
Speaker 3: And that's right. It's dolder points Dodor race in the

2320
01:51:03,479 --> 01:51:07,000
Speaker 3: bonus round with Dylan, who is now two to two?

2321
01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:09,320
Speaker 3: Are you getting nervous now?

2322
01:51:10,760 --> 01:51:13,360
Speaker 2: I may have picked myself a little bit now to

2323
01:51:13,439 --> 01:51:13,880
Speaker 2: add to it.

2324
01:51:14,280 --> 01:51:17,920
Speaker 3: It is black history, mam, so it's right on toime. Yeah,

2325
01:51:18,920 --> 01:51:25,840
Speaker 3: Messa mesa Arizona. An Arizona kindergarten teacher faces twenty six

2326
01:51:25,960 --> 01:51:28,880
Speaker 3: counts of indecent exposure and one count of child abuse

2327
01:51:29,280 --> 01:51:32,000
Speaker 3: after he allegedly removed a six year old girls shirt

2328
01:51:32,080 --> 01:51:33,920
Speaker 3: that left her naked from the waist up in a

2329
01:51:34,000 --> 01:51:34,840
Speaker 3: packed classroom.

2330
01:51:35,280 --> 01:51:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh wait, start over again, please.

2331
01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:43,120
Speaker 3: And Arizona kindergarten teacher faces twenty six counts of indecent exposure, gotcha,

2332
01:51:43,439 --> 01:51:46,919
Speaker 3: and one kind of child abuse after he allegedly removed

2333
01:51:46,920 --> 01:51:49,240
Speaker 3: a six year old girls shirt that left her naked

2334
01:51:49,320 --> 01:51:51,240
Speaker 3: from the waist up in a packed classroom.

2335
01:51:52,400 --> 01:51:52,679
Speaker 2: Okay.

2336
01:51:53,320 --> 01:51:59,040
Speaker 3: Thomas Washburn, fifty four, who teaches that Adams Elementary School

2337
01:51:59,080 --> 01:52:02,799
Speaker 3: in Mesa was arrested Wednesday when the incident reportedly occurred.

2338
01:52:03,439 --> 01:52:07,040
Speaker 3: Police said something upset Washburn, who started shouting in the

2339
01:52:07,080 --> 01:52:10,439
Speaker 3: classroom filled with two dozen youngsters, and the outbursts frightened

2340
01:52:10,479 --> 01:52:12,120
Speaker 3: the victim and she hid her face in the top

2341
01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:16,400
Speaker 3: of her shirt. The victim's mother said her daughter was

2342
01:52:16,439 --> 01:52:20,120
Speaker 3: born prematurely and is developmentally delayed. According to a police

2343
01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:23,800
Speaker 3: support WOW officer said, Washburn told the girl to take

2344
01:52:23,880 --> 01:52:26,559
Speaker 3: her face out of her shirt. When she did not comply,

2345
01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:29,679
Speaker 3: he went to her and completely removed her shirt, leaving

2346
01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:31,280
Speaker 3: her naked from the waist up in front of her

2347
01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:35,200
Speaker 3: classmates for about ten minutes. Oh the girl broke down crying.

2348
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:40,000
Speaker 3: Washburn eventually returned their clothing. When the victim's mother arrived

2349
01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:42,200
Speaker 3: after school to pick up the child, Washington to other

2350
01:52:42,320 --> 01:52:45,120
Speaker 3: parent what he had done. She was extremely upset and

2351
01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:49,719
Speaker 3: immediately contacted this principal's office. Yes Yes, told on himself.

2352
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:53,720
Speaker 3: Detectives arrested Washburn was taking a mess of police headquarters

2353
01:52:53,800 --> 01:52:56,160
Speaker 3: for an interview. He declined to answer any detective's questions.

2354
01:52:56,600 --> 01:52:59,000
Speaker 3: He was booked at the time for one count of

2355
01:52:59,080 --> 01:53:01,280
Speaker 3: child abuse and one kount of in a decent exposure.

2356
01:53:01,680 --> 01:53:03,400
Speaker 3: Police said at the time of the incident, there was

2357
01:53:03,439 --> 01:53:09,120
Speaker 3: one a dose aid in the classroom. What was they thinking, Uh,

2358
01:53:09,320 --> 01:53:13,160
Speaker 3: you sure you won't do that? Bruh, yeah, appropriate, Yeah,

2359
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:15,360
Speaker 3: she gonna do what I say. Get them titties out,

2360
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Speaker 3: little girl. On Thursday morning. Yeah, I don't care, get

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01:53:20,320 --> 01:53:22,160
Speaker 3: them titties out. You're gonna get them out like you

2362
01:53:22,320 --> 01:53:24,920
Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy daughters up in here. Ain't no tit no

2363
01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:29,759
Speaker 3: six On Thursday morning, detectives continue their investigation and added

2364
01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:33,280
Speaker 3: an additional twenty four counds of indecent exposure, one for

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01:53:33,360 --> 01:53:35,960
Speaker 3: each student. President. At the time of the incident, police said,

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01:53:36,120 --> 01:53:39,400
Speaker 3: that's right. All charges were dropped after he released a

2367
01:53:39,479 --> 01:53:43,320
Speaker 3: pretty good movie. Everybody said he probably didn't even do it.

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01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:46,200
Speaker 3: Who knows nobody was there? How can we even tell?

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01:53:47,080 --> 01:53:47,200
Speaker 4: Uh?

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01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:50,879
Speaker 3: Mess of public schools an issue. The following statement Thursday afternoon,

2371
01:53:51,400 --> 01:53:55,920
Speaker 3: Thomas Washburn has been placed on paid administrative lead and

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01:53:56,040 --> 01:53:59,439
Speaker 3: his aside to aside to home. The district will use

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01:53:59,479 --> 01:54:02,000
Speaker 3: the police as a basis for any future employment action

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01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:05,360
Speaker 3: against Washburn. Our first priority is the safety and security

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01:54:05,360 --> 01:54:09,120
Speaker 3: of our students, and we are working with the police

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01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:12,320
Speaker 3: please contact mess A PD for information regarding an incident.

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01:54:12,920 --> 01:54:15,439
Speaker 3: He's been employed since two thousand and six by the

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01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:18,559
Speaker 3: mess of Public Schools and his only assignment has been

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01:54:18,600 --> 01:54:23,400
Speaker 3: a teacher at Adams Elementary. A profile of Washburn on

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01:54:23,520 --> 01:54:27,280
Speaker 3: the school website Quoch Washburn is staying in part having

2381
01:54:27,360 --> 01:54:30,280
Speaker 3: been certified for foster care and licensed for adoption. I'm

2382
01:54:30,320 --> 01:54:32,080
Speaker 3: looking for it to becoming a single fallow for the

2383
01:54:32,160 --> 01:54:35,600
Speaker 3: first time. I'm waiting the placement of children in my home.

2384
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:38,800
Speaker 3: In the meantime, I have enjoyed the opportunity of taking

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01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:43,720
Speaker 3: care of several children on a rispite basis. Authority said

2386
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:48,080
Speaker 3: their investigation is continuing. His favorite movies on Facebook or

2387
01:54:48,200 --> 01:54:53,440
Speaker 3: Blue Jasmine favorite. His favorite album was R Kelly It

2388
01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:59,360
Speaker 3: seems like You're ready guests. The Race of Mister I

2389
01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:01,760
Speaker 3: was first name Thomas Washburn.

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01:55:03,560 --> 01:55:05,600
Speaker 2: I don't even want to play anymore. That was like

2391
01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:11,440
Speaker 2: an hour long. It's just I mean, I want to

2392
01:55:11,520 --> 01:55:14,760
Speaker 2: go white, just cuz, but like I feel like it's

2393
01:55:14,800 --> 01:55:21,839
Speaker 2: like it's my goal for the triple or nothing. Sometimes

2394
01:55:21,880 --> 01:55:23,960
Speaker 2: black people do take it too far. I'm punishing though.

2395
01:55:26,880 --> 01:55:28,560
Speaker 2: I think the teachers and system might have been black

2396
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:29,960
Speaker 2: and have been like listen, I'm just gonna stay out

2397
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:34,680
Speaker 2: of this. I'm not gonna get involved. Friends, and I

2398
01:55:35,000 --> 01:55:37,040
Speaker 2: could see that happening, like you can't believe what this

2399
01:55:37,680 --> 01:55:38,480
Speaker 2: shit is happening.

2400
01:55:38,560 --> 01:55:40,440
Speaker 1: I ain't got my degree yet, I ain't saying nothing.

2401
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:43,800
Speaker 2: I might I might be raised for just assuming as

2402
01:55:43,840 --> 01:55:45,320
Speaker 2: dude as white too, but I'm gonna go. I'm gonna

2403
01:55:45,320 --> 01:55:49,480
Speaker 2: go with the go with the Miley Special, all white everything.

2404
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:52,560
Speaker 3: Check the chat room and see if Maclamore comes away

2405
01:55:52,600 --> 01:55:56,080
Speaker 3: with this one as well. Oh God, old white man

2406
01:55:56,320 --> 01:56:00,280
Speaker 3: who's fucking gene kicked in at the wrong time taking

2407
01:56:00,360 --> 01:56:05,600
Speaker 3: in for an interview. Pay Leave White president of the

2408
01:56:05,640 --> 01:56:10,600
Speaker 3: Woody Allen Fan Club p word masterbas to Woody Allen

2409
01:56:10,680 --> 01:56:13,400
Speaker 3: Films and hopes to one day marry his adopted daughter

2410
01:56:13,480 --> 01:56:16,840
Speaker 3: white the color of Paul George's face after getting that

2411
01:56:16,960 --> 01:56:21,360
Speaker 3: phone call in here and I'm late as a ghost.

2412
01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:26,200
Speaker 3: Pay leave one who learned everything he knows from Holocaust films,

2413
01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:30,720
Speaker 3: fifty four kindergarten teacher mail, pay leave, mister Rogers getting

2414
01:56:30,760 --> 01:56:35,000
Speaker 3: touchy white. Oh lord, ain't no black people in Mason White.

2415
01:56:36,480 --> 01:56:40,120
Speaker 3: Pay leave sounds white, but Washburn is black, So I'm

2416
01:56:40,120 --> 01:56:43,880
Speaker 3: gonna say black and Ashley says white the correct as

2417
01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:49,800
Speaker 3: is for all the marbles. Dylan, you got it right.

2418
01:56:50,480 --> 01:56:51,200
Speaker 3: He was white.

2419
01:56:53,200 --> 01:56:56,440
Speaker 2: What were my instincts on that? The last name? The

2420
01:56:56,480 --> 01:56:59,840
Speaker 2: last name almost threw before a bit, But goddamn.

2421
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:03,880
Speaker 3: You believe than yourself instinct, trusted your gut. I thought

2422
01:57:03,920 --> 01:57:04,800
Speaker 3: you were gonna suck it up.

2423
01:57:04,880 --> 01:57:05,000
Speaker 6: Man.

2424
01:57:05,120 --> 01:57:06,080
Speaker 3: You were overthinking it.

2425
01:57:06,720 --> 01:57:08,120
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I do that.

2426
01:57:08,360 --> 01:57:09,520
Speaker 3: But but you got it right.

2427
01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:09,760
Speaker 4: Man.

2428
01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:10,360
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you.

2429
01:57:10,480 --> 01:57:10,680
Speaker 4: Brother.

2430
01:57:11,520 --> 01:57:13,880
Speaker 2: That was a little too much like it's just just

2431
01:57:13,920 --> 01:57:15,680
Speaker 2: the fact that it just kept going and going.

2432
01:57:15,760 --> 01:57:18,240
Speaker 3: I was like, God, yeah, it's way too much detailed.

2433
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:19,880
Speaker 3: It's been a black man with just been a man

2434
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:21,320
Speaker 3: arrested from taking the shirt off.

2435
01:57:21,440 --> 01:57:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, leave dog, they paid you to go away, come.

2436
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:27,920
Speaker 3: On right, right and if one person got it wrong,

2437
01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:32,040
Speaker 3: so of course, boo to them, boo boo boo. Let's

2438
01:57:32,080 --> 01:57:34,440
Speaker 3: talk about the last thing before we leave, the most

2439
01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:37,240
Speaker 3: important thing. The reason we do the show, all this

2440
01:57:37,280 --> 01:57:39,600
Speaker 3: ship is just to get you guys to understand and

2441
01:57:39,760 --> 01:57:47,040
Speaker 3: be aware of the sword ratchetness that is coming around everywhere. Okay, guys,

2442
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:49,800
Speaker 3: that's what this is about. You think I care about

2443
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:52,680
Speaker 3: this comedy, You think I care about what they all know, well,

2444
01:57:52,680 --> 01:57:55,200
Speaker 3: I'm more likely at this age to be killed by

2445
01:57:55,240 --> 01:57:59,000
Speaker 3: a man with a sword than withoody Allen, you got sword, sweetie.

2446
01:58:00,280 --> 01:58:03,480
Speaker 2: I mean I did take samurai sword classes for like

2447
01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:06,200
Speaker 2: a year last year, and I do own a sword

2448
01:58:06,280 --> 01:58:08,280
Speaker 2: that's hanging in my apartment right now, So.

2449
01:58:08,360 --> 01:58:11,920
Speaker 3: Way you took classes though, Yeah, okay, I might be

2450
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:15,160
Speaker 3: okay with that. Not enough of these motherfuckers. These motherfuckers

2451
01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:19,200
Speaker 3: go to comic Con, buy a fucking cloud at list,

2452
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:22,240
Speaker 3: fucking sword or some shit like, and then they run

2453
01:58:22,320 --> 01:58:25,320
Speaker 3: around talking about some like yeah I got a sword,

2454
01:58:25,320 --> 01:58:27,800
Speaker 3: I'm bad, and they kill their friends and shit over

2455
01:58:27,920 --> 01:58:30,120
Speaker 3: a game of Dungeons and Dragons and it's not cool

2456
01:58:30,280 --> 01:58:32,560
Speaker 3: because they didn't have training. I'm okay with the people

2457
01:58:32,600 --> 01:58:35,800
Speaker 3: that get training. That's all I really want is responsible

2458
01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:36,720
Speaker 3: sword ownership.

2459
01:58:37,640 --> 01:58:39,560
Speaker 2: I have not taken the sword back out since I

2460
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:41,720
Speaker 2: stopped taking the classes hanging.

2461
01:58:41,560 --> 01:58:45,280
Speaker 3: On my wall right It should only be there to

2462
01:58:45,400 --> 01:58:48,240
Speaker 3: draw blood. It's like a gun. You don't just take

2463
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:49,720
Speaker 3: your gun out and play with it. It's not a

2464
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:51,640
Speaker 3: fucking toy. Sword is not toy, people.

2465
01:58:51,800 --> 01:58:53,000
Speaker 1: It's sure, ain't it cuts?

2466
01:58:53,240 --> 01:58:56,480
Speaker 3: And of course this happened in Hernando County Florida, of course,

2467
01:58:57,440 --> 01:59:01,720
Speaker 3: Old Florida. A twenty five a Hernando County man is

2468
01:59:01,760 --> 01:59:04,960
Speaker 3: facing two countslvaggravated battery with a deadly weapon at the

2469
01:59:05,040 --> 01:59:09,680
Speaker 3: deputy say he threatened his mother, why and brother with

2470
01:59:09,800 --> 01:59:15,720
Speaker 3: a sword. Exactly what blood might be thicker in water,

2471
01:59:15,800 --> 01:59:18,919
Speaker 3: but it can still be cut by a sword. Bradley

2472
01:59:19,040 --> 01:59:23,960
Speaker 3: Finchers is being held without bond. According to an arrest report,

2473
01:59:24,040 --> 01:59:27,160
Speaker 3: Finchers and his mother engaged in a verbal argument, and

2474
01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:29,960
Speaker 3: when she tried to get into his bedroom, he threatened

2475
01:59:30,000 --> 01:59:34,080
Speaker 3: her and then his brother with the sword. Oh, Fincher's

2476
01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:36,120
Speaker 3: mother and brother were able to leave the house in harm,

2477
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:38,920
Speaker 3: even though Finchers followed them and stuck the destruck the

2478
01:59:39,000 --> 01:59:43,200
Speaker 3: door several times with the sword cause you know, probably

2479
01:59:43,240 --> 01:59:47,320
Speaker 3: don't respect his mama, you know, he don't. I can't

2480
01:59:47,360 --> 01:59:49,680
Speaker 3: even imagine, you know, these people are white, because I

2481
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:53,440
Speaker 3: can't even imagine any scenario when my parents leave their

2482
01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:57,720
Speaker 3: house because of me, like they would have shot my ass,

2483
01:59:58,280 --> 02:00:02,880
Speaker 3: Like motherfucking Marvin Gaye dog Nigga was crazy.

2484
02:00:03,080 --> 02:00:04,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't know why he thought I was

2485
02:00:05,000 --> 02:00:07,160
Speaker 4: gonna leave and I paid the goddamn bills and if

2486
02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:09,440
Speaker 4: one of us had to go, and it's show ain't gonna.

2487
02:00:09,200 --> 02:00:12,440
Speaker 3: Be me goky. They be calling the fucking ambulance for me,

2488
02:00:12,600 --> 02:00:16,320
Speaker 3: like just come get them. There's everything, okay, it's not

2489
02:00:16,440 --> 02:00:17,240
Speaker 3: gonna be okay.

2490
02:00:17,600 --> 02:00:19,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm about to go to jail.

2491
02:00:19,440 --> 02:00:21,520
Speaker 4: Y'all gonna come on down here, because if you don't

2492
02:00:21,560 --> 02:00:23,480
Speaker 4: be down here the next five minutes, it's gonna be

2493
02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:25,080
Speaker 4: a dead black boy in my front yard.

2494
02:00:25,520 --> 02:00:27,440
Speaker 3: Fincher's mother and brother are able to leave the house.

2495
02:00:27,680 --> 02:00:31,919
Speaker 3: Fincher was taking the cussing their Nukie road and Hurricane

2496
02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:33,640
Speaker 3: drive debt.

2497
02:00:33,760 --> 02:00:33,840
Speaker 6: SA.

2498
02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:37,560
Speaker 3: Finchers told them he threw the sword in a neighbor's yard.

2499
02:00:37,960 --> 02:00:39,760
Speaker 3: They found the sword in that yard, and a rest

2500
02:00:39,800 --> 02:00:41,520
Speaker 3: report states multiple slash.

2501
02:00:41,320 --> 02:00:45,080
Speaker 2: Marks the sword like it was like it was a gun.

2502
02:00:45,200 --> 02:00:46,280
Speaker 2: He was to get rid over right.

2503
02:00:46,360 --> 02:00:48,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't take the class you took.

2504
02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:52,560
Speaker 3: Like it's the motherfucking uh oh my god, the godfather

2505
02:00:53,640 --> 02:00:56,600
Speaker 3: with a sword. Uh. He threw it in the neighbor's yard,

2506
02:00:56,720 --> 02:00:59,000
Speaker 3: and a rest report states multiple slash marks made by

2507
02:00:59,040 --> 02:01:02,280
Speaker 3: the sword were found inside the resident, as well as

2508
02:01:02,680 --> 02:01:05,840
Speaker 3: parts of the swords handle. It was a cheap ass,

2509
02:01:05,880 --> 02:01:07,560
Speaker 3: so the sword was breaking while he was doing it

2510
02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:11,400
Speaker 3: don't handle was breaking because it wasn't kept in good conditions.

2511
02:01:11,560 --> 02:01:14,320
Speaker 3: Probably you know, it was some ship he got at

2512
02:01:14,360 --> 02:01:17,680
Speaker 3: the flea mall and decided to kill people. A background

2513
02:01:17,760 --> 02:01:20,720
Speaker 3: check show he had been arrested seven times in the

2514
02:01:20,800 --> 02:01:23,440
Speaker 3: past two years, but still his parents thought it was

2515
02:01:23,480 --> 02:01:24,440
Speaker 3: cool he had a sword.

2516
02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:28,520
Speaker 4: The charges against him ranged from violating probation to assault.

2517
02:01:29,200 --> 02:01:32,200
Speaker 4: So you know, waiter, waiter, raise.

2518
02:01:32,040 --> 02:01:36,200
Speaker 2: A good kid, guys, bringing among your family exactly.

2519
02:01:36,880 --> 02:01:38,760
Speaker 3: It's not something the sword owner should be doing us

2520
02:01:38,760 --> 02:01:42,400
Speaker 3: against the Samurai code anyway. Man, it's been an episode

2521
02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:44,720
Speaker 3: of The Blackout Tips last one of the week. Finally

2522
02:01:44,760 --> 02:01:48,440
Speaker 3: got Dealing on the show. Thank you for coming man,

2523
02:01:48,920 --> 02:01:51,440
Speaker 3: No problem, dude, we'll appreciate you about coming on the show.

2524
02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:55,480
Speaker 3: The check them out. The deal uh deal is on

2525
02:01:56,320 --> 02:01:57,920
Speaker 3: dot com. Deal is on dot com.

2526
02:01:58,240 --> 02:02:00,800
Speaker 4: Follow him on Twitter, you know. If you're Connecticut, you know,

2527
02:02:00,920 --> 02:02:04,840
Speaker 4: go see the Deceptive comics. If you're in New York,

2528
02:02:04,960 --> 02:02:07,000
Speaker 4: go see them at his free show that he's doing

2529
02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:10,000
Speaker 4: and follow him on Twitter.

2530
02:02:10,600 --> 02:02:15,240
Speaker 3: The deal in One, the Dylan One, and our sponsors

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Speaker 3: with Shadowed Doll Productions, make sure you guys go check

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Speaker 3: them out. They're doing shorts for cancer, they give you

2533
02:02:21,040 --> 02:02:23,680
Speaker 3: a movie twenty nine dollars. All the proceeds go to

2534
02:02:23,760 --> 02:02:27,720
Speaker 3: fighting cancer, and me and Karen are in it. So

2535
02:02:27,880 --> 02:02:32,160
Speaker 3: we make our film acting debut and not after the credits. Congrats,

2536
02:02:32,400 --> 02:02:35,960
Speaker 3: thanks man, no problem, you know, credited on iTunes, IMDb.

2537
02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:39,360
Speaker 3: So thank you so much everybody for listening all the

2538
02:02:39,440 --> 02:02:41,200
Speaker 3: live chatters. Man, y'all guys are cool.

2539
02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:41,440
Speaker 2: Man.

2540
02:02:42,520 --> 02:02:47,600
Speaker 3: We appreciate it, and we'll be back Saturday for our

2541
02:02:47,640 --> 02:02:48,320
Speaker 3: feedback show.

2542
02:02:48,440 --> 02:02:51,240
Speaker 2: So until then, I love you, Thank thank you,