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Speaker 1: My husband asked for a threesome with my best friend.

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Speaker 1: But what he said next is way worse.

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Speaker 2: Can we have a foursome?

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Speaker 3: Can it be yo, daddy, your mama, whole family involved.

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Speaker 2: Girl, those are things that are worse.

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Speaker 1: Girl. I want to sow my seed and every generation

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Speaker 1: you've got.

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Speaker 2: Oh, good gravy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, granny, m granny, granny, you know what? What what

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Speaker 1: doose gums do? Girl? I'm trying to get some sloppy

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Speaker 1: toppy from the grandpoppy. If I'm saying, no dentures needed

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Speaker 1: for this, right, take those teeth out, man. I just

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Speaker 1: want that surviva all up in this thing. Mmm. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you a Granny Smith apple after we're done. Good

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Speaker 1: gravy if you can chew it. I heard old people

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Speaker 1: like extra salt in their food. Oh, gravy, salty snack.

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Speaker 1: My husband of five years asked for a threesome with

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Speaker 1: my best friend, and she agreed. I twenty six female,

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Speaker 1: met my husband thirty five male, seven years ago. We've

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Speaker 1: been married for five of those years. Wow. I love

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Speaker 1: my husband and all he done for me, but I

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Speaker 1: fear that my marriage and my relationship with my best

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Speaker 1: friend might now be over. Oh God, not to mention

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Speaker 1: I just found out I'm pregnant and this only started

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Speaker 1: happening after I told my husband. He was very much

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Speaker 1: on board with having a child with me, and he's

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Speaker 1: been trying for around six months. For context, my best friend,

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Speaker 1: twenty eight female, let's call her Mia, knew my husband

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Speaker 1: before me, and they were incredibly close. Oh, incredibly close

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Speaker 1: before I even knew him. Let's just say they were

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Speaker 1: six to you know, four to ten inches. Oh close.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm being generous with this raid.

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Speaker 2: You are you are given this man?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know about how about one to ten one

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Speaker 1: to ten inches?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: He was one to ten inches away before I first

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Speaker 1: met my husband. I suspected there was something going on

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Speaker 1: between them, but they always denied it. However, they admitted

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Speaker 1: while they were drunk that they were indeed sleeping together

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Speaker 1: before I got with my husband. Oh, I mean that's

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Speaker 1: a little problem. This is Yeah, it seems like an issue. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but maybe not, maybe not. We'll see, We'll see. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure this goes well. Yeah, even though it's not important now,

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Speaker 1: it still plays on my mind, you know, especially considering

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Speaker 1: what just happened. Anyways, two weeks ago, my husband suggested

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Speaker 1: a threesome for the first time, and I was not

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Speaker 1: on board with it. Dang. I quickly said no and

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Speaker 1: hoped he'd never bring it up again. Two days after,

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Speaker 1: he's aggested it again.

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Speaker 2: What you do when bowing?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Baby?

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Speaker 1: You know how yesterday you said you didn't want a

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Speaker 1: threesome about not sweet?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 1: I know you want some of this, but do you

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Speaker 1: want someone that ass over there?

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Speaker 2: Your friend to his company?

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Speaker 3: But three is a body, baby, He's what I want

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Speaker 3: to do with you, all right?

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Speaker 1: And once the end declined, he asked again that night

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Speaker 1: after we had sex, and once again I said no,

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Speaker 1: Bro is percise, Yeah, he wants that three stuff. Like

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, After that he stopped ask and

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Speaker 1: I thought that was the end of it. Girl, don't

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Speaker 1: you know it's not the no. However, three days ago

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Speaker 1: he asked me out to lunch, and I was excited,

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Speaker 1: considering he never takes me on dates anymore. Red flag.

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Speaker 1: If he ain't taken you on dates, he's taken someone

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Speaker 1: else on a date. Let's just say that. I just

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Speaker 1: made like every person who hasn't been on a date

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Speaker 1: in a while. When we got to the restaurant, my

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Speaker 1: best friend was sitting there and was confused because he

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Speaker 1: never mentioned that she'd be there. The vibe was weird

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Speaker 1: from the start, to be honest, but I tried to

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Speaker 1: think nothing of it. Halfway through the lunch, my husband

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Speaker 1: asked me again. He said, hey, babe, be I want

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Speaker 1: to consider the idea of a threesome again. I thought

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Speaker 1: it would be a good idea if Neil was involved.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what to say.

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Speaker 2: We stand at an inclusive king.

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Speaker 1: I'll just watch you ladies to talk about it, you know,

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Speaker 1: talk about all the things you're gonna do to my thing.

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Speaker 1: I asked Mia if she knew about this, and she

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Speaker 1: said yea, yes, and that she known about his plans

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Speaker 1: for over a month.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's known about this for.

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Speaker 1: Over a month, and this is the best plan he

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Speaker 1: can come up with. Pape.

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Speaker 2: Could I have a threeesome?

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Speaker 1: Bape could have a three some? Bape could have a

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Speaker 1: three some?

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Speaker 2: Pape?

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Speaker 1: Could I have a threesome? She's here?

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Speaker 2: She's here, so you guys they don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was devastated. I said no, like the fifth time,

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Speaker 1: seriously paid for my meal and left with my car.

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Speaker 1: I feel so betrayed and hurt right now, I have

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Speaker 1: no word. This man is meant to be the father

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Speaker 1: of my child, but I can't even look at him.

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Speaker 1: I've been staying with my mom and he's been vhoning me,

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Speaker 1: calling me dramatically and that he says he'll just drop it.

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Speaker 1: Mia has been spamming me too, saying the same thing.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like they're together. I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: do rob his ass. I know, it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: I'm in founding with the well, you know, maybe we

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Speaker 1: can't be too harsh because there's a baby on the way.

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Speaker 2: I say, squirt that baby out, throw it out his face.

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Speaker 1: Get that alimony. Baby's not alimony child support.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I guess also alimony his husband double up.

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Speaker 2: There'll be an update. Oh no.

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Speaker 1: They both agreed to arrange talk with me this morning

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Speaker 1: to ask for another three.

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Speaker 2: So we've been thinking about it. We think need to

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Speaker 1: I think we explained things the right way the previous

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Speaker 1: four times.

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Speaker 2: But let me just be clear, it's breaking down.

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Speaker 1: You me me ya, and we're trying to do three

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Speaker 1: or some We're trying to you know, like maybe if

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Speaker 1: on four one, floor two one, I'm on floor two.

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Speaker 1: Bro the old uh double licked the popsicle stick. You

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Speaker 1: know there are two sides, so many options. Some would

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Speaker 1: say because it's round, there's infinite sides. A few more

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Speaker 3: We all know where Sam's mind is at. Okay okop.

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Speaker 3: Co host marries a thousand wives.

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Speaker 1: I've always wanted a thousand wives. When I arrived, they

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Speaker 1: were sitting so close to each other it genuinely made

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Speaker 1: me feel sick. They are touching themselves underneath the table.

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Speaker 2: Broh.

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Speaker 1: They didn't seem upset at all. They were just talking

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Speaker 1: like normal, even smiling, which is so ross to me,

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Speaker 1: seeing as they both know how upset I am right now. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: they had been seeing each other behind my back, and

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Speaker 1: everything I've been suspecting these last three days was confirmed. No,

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Speaker 1: they'd been sleeping with each other. I am so heartbroken.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can carry this child. These past

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Speaker 1: few days have felt so unreal, and I'm a complete

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Speaker 1: and utter wreck. Wow. I know that it's early to

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Speaker 1: decide this, but I do think an abortion is the

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Speaker 1: correct decision for me. What she's six months in? She said,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, they've been trying for about six months. Trying

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Speaker 1: for six months.

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Speaker 2: Ye yeah, it seems like she just just found seems

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Speaker 1: I also asked him why he decided to tell me

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Speaker 1: literal child, bro, and he literally just shrugged, shook his head,

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Speaker 1: and then said, oh, as if that was a good

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Speaker 1: enough answer, is praying bro. Mio was mostly quiet the

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Speaker 1: whole time, but I don't think she feels even the

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Speaker 1: slightest bit of guilt, which I mean, it seems like

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Speaker 1: the sexual tension has been building their whole marriage, so

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Speaker 1: they're probably just happy to be fucking again. To everyone

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Speaker 1: saying divorce, that is most likely what will happen.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: I'm terrified, as I've known him for most of my

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Speaker 1: been with using control of all our bills are rent

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, all you ladies and boys out here,

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Speaker 1: Let's let's experiment. Think of your significant other's closest opposite

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Speaker 1: sex friend for a moment. How long have they known

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Speaker 1: they going to decide? Is their sexual tension? Is it building?

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Speaker 1: Are they giggling? Do they have inside jokes? Whoa intimate?

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Speaker 1: Is there flirty text back and forth? Sub cutie, how

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Speaker 1: you doing if any of that is true? Caul R

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Speaker 1: we can diagnose whether she cheating with that long I'm

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Speaker 1: best friend because damn bro, I mean, there were so

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Speaker 1: should definitely get out of because this guy sucks.

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Speaker 2: Both of them suck.

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Speaker 3: Like it basically seems they're like, oh now we can,

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Speaker 3: but is like, why not.

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Speaker 2: Just be together? Leave?

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Speaker 1: Man couldn't choose He's want vanilla or chocolate? I want

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Speaker 1: okay with being the chocolate together, but you know one

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Speaker 2: Maybe the vanilla is pregnant with a bean.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he has a little bean at the center.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You never know, You never know. So if you want

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Speaker 1: the old dog. They moved into his house temporarily because

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Speaker 1: a tree fell in their house. Uh, not a good movie. Trees.

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Speaker 1: Trees be attacking back, you know they do. They're tired

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Speaker 1: of us fricking cutting them down and cutting them down,

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Speaker 1: so like, I'm going to fall in your house now

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Speaker 1: the lox and get the lo rex. Yeller is helping

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Speaker 1: them pay for it, and we didn't hear about any

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Speaker 1: trouble with them for two weeks since they've been in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Apparently, though, they are the type of people

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Speaker 1: that think that buying too many things makes you snobbish. Hmmm.

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Speaker 1: They know like they're minimalists. Minimal get aggressive minimalists, so

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Speaker 1: they're like, how dare you buy a tooth brush?

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Speaker 2: Items?

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Speaker 1: No, we live in a society. That's my favorite quote.

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Speaker 1: We live in a society. Just that for what I

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Speaker 1: can overhear. Yes, I know I shouldn't be listening and eavesdropping,

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Speaker 2: Gosh, Dara.

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Speaker 1: They had been selling off some of his stuff, so

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Speaker 1: Apparently they were putting that money towards groceries, so it

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Speaker 1: sounds like they are not keeping that money themselves. So basically,

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Speaker 1: these parents come into his house that after their house

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Speaker 1: has been smashed by the trees and are just all

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Speaker 1: his crap. Oh, just selling everything.

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Speaker 2: Geez.

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Speaker 1: So they did this yesterday and today, and oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Apparently Yeller old Yeller went out to dinner with his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend and was proposing to her, aw, will.

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Speaker 2: You marry me?

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Speaker 1: Only when he opened the ring box. He opened it

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Apparently this is the story that he's hearing. Apparently the

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Speaker 1: parents took it and pawned it for gas money and

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Speaker 1: cleaning supplies. How do you pawn an engagement ring for

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Speaker 1: gas money? And also like as he was going to engage,

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Speaker 1: I know that's all on their way to the proposal, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think it's the best time to take this ring.

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Speaker 2: We need to hit shell op.

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Speaker 1: He's thinking, well, I don't think his parents are staying

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Speaker 1: there much longer. They even pulled out the your stuff

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Speaker 1: birthed you and thus we own you and all your belongings. No, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not how freedom works. I am hearing him yell

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Speaker 1: at them to get out of his house. Honestly, in

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Speaker 1: what reality is it okay to sell off your host

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Speaker 1: stuff kid or not? Kid? It's rotten, which I agree

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Speaker 1: for real. I think they're quieting down a bit. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: I can sleep now, but as we know on Reddit,

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Speaker 1: OPI will never sleep because there's an update.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Update found out that he called the cops on his folks.

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Speaker 1: He's going to make them sweat a bit until they

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Speaker 1: He needs that engagement ring, right, I mean, good for him, honestly,

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Speaker 1: So I did ask. I did ask about how he

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Speaker 1: And apparently it's because he checked the box earlier in

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Speaker 1: why would you you put it in your jacket pocket?

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Speaker 1: You checked the morning before and you're gonna open it later,

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Speaker 1: and that you're assuming it's gonna be in there. Yeah. Like, also,

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Speaker 1: That means the parents went through his jacket pocket to

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Speaker 1: search for things they could sell, found this ring box

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Speaker 1: with the ring in it, decided to take the ring out,

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Speaker 1: sell it, and then put the ring box back.

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Speaker 3: In the jacket and not tell him obviously not tell him. Wow,

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Speaker 3: this is this is like worst parent of the Year

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Speaker 3: award right here. Terrible, terrible, good God, But there is

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Speaker 3: a positive update.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I did ask how his girlfriend reacted, and she

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Speaker 1: was upset as he was, but they both concluded that

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Speaker 1: the ring might have just fallen out or slipped out.

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Speaker 1: He didn't want to think his parents had anything to

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Speaker 1: do with it right off the bat, and she said.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Hey, ope, be getting memried.

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Speaker 1: Well, OPI for Opie's neighbors getting married. Neighbors getting married,

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Speaker 1: invite us to the weddings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for real, guys, it's only the classy thing to do.

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Speaker 1: We're telling your story. That's the least you could do.

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Speaker 1: But you know what else is the least you could do?

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Speaker 1: Every view and subscribe counts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does, and we we'll see you next time.

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