Speaker 1: I answered the questions that you're supposed to answer for
Speaker 1: this show this time.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, I did my I did my homework.
Speaker 1: Can you believe it?
Speaker 3: The fuck? I no, get off on approval, sign out.
Speaker 3: I don't want this money on this show. We gotta
Speaker 3: at least at least smoke a blunt or something right
Speaker 3: now and just level it out like nope.
Speaker 1: Gotta be ready for my other podcast meeting later. Fuck Molly,
Speaker 1: I know I'm a working guy working trying to make.
Speaker 3: Me look bad. You're trying to make me feel.
Speaker 1: Bad on top of shit again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: I like that podcasting is big business and you gotta
Speaker 2: stay on your toes. Hello the Internet, and welcome to
Speaker 2: season three forty one, Episode five of production of iHeartRadio's
Speaker 2: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America
Speaker 2: share consciousness. And it is Friday, June seventh, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: It's one of them Countain dates six, seven, what's next?
Speaker 3: Eight? Oh, no, twenty four? And well, what's going on?
Speaker 3: I was, Oh, sorry, I just it's just a lot
Speaker 3: going on. Man's success and just thinking about that. It's
Speaker 3: also National Chocolate ice Cream Day, World Caring Day, National
Speaker 3: Oklahoma Day, National Donut Day. Hey, it shout out to
Speaker 3: my real ones, the media ogs, because it's national fucking
Speaker 3: VCR Day. Okay, the fucking VCRs out. Get your Lamborghini
Speaker 3: shaped tape rewinder machine out.
Speaker 2: Your vc goes out, because that's when our brainstorm.
Speaker 3: Thank you the VCR.
Speaker 2: The fact that you could like see all the like
Speaker 2: little parts in there, and like how complicated it looked
Speaker 2: like it was really looked like a terminator with like
Speaker 2: an exposed terminator in there, just all the different gears
Speaker 2: and levers and things that we're working in there. I
Speaker 2: was always impressed by that and also intimidated. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not never gonna fuck with one of these, you know,
Speaker 2: until I got a mat, and then I started taking
Speaker 2: all apart and put her there you go, when I
Speaker 2: found my true calling.
Speaker 3: There you go. My name's Jack O'Brien, AKA, I've got
Speaker 3: plastic in my balls.
Speaker 2: My dick doesn't work the way that some say it
Speaker 2: used too.
Speaker 3: I could probably.
Speaker 2: Drink a lot less soda or nothing at all, but
Speaker 2: you can't take my Baja blast. That's courtesy a scouty
Speaker 2: on the discord.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Everybody's got plastic all over all up in them from
Speaker 2: the microplastics.
Speaker 3: MM actually don't.
Speaker 2: Know, because the microplastics shit hit around the same time
Speaker 2: that the three M story hit. Are the three M
Speaker 2: forever chemicals? Microplastics? Do we know?
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know.
Speaker 3: We just talked about it.
Speaker 2: Why why would we know, Miles, We only host a yeah,
Speaker 2: daily news podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh say, they definitely show up together. It's okay, got it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: well whatever, look thrilled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
Speaker 2: co host, mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 3: It's Miles Gray. AKA, let's see wait, where was it?
Speaker 3: It's been six we still Halloween. Gen Z really plans
Speaker 3: for early parties Pumpkin before the fourth of July. This
Speaker 3: makes no sense, Marseille that you're sorry. That's also from Scouty.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a cad the on air. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's another one I could have not hit. There was
Speaker 3: a waterfalls one, but all that to say six points,
Speaker 3: that's what I did.
Speaker 2: I did the waterfalls one.
Speaker 3: Was it not clear? Oh no, no, no, no, it was.
Speaker 3: I think it's because it was added I was added
Speaker 3: in it. I was like there's no there must be
Speaker 3: a different one. Oh shit it but that was for you.
Speaker 3: That's fine. You want other guys. You don't want another guys,
Speaker 3: my mad scouty, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I missed that you had made that, that that was
Speaker 2: bespoke for Miles, as I'm the one with ed Man.
Speaker 3: You're forgetting the lord of the show.
Speaker 2: I thought there was a reference to our declining uh
Speaker 2: sperm count across.
Speaker 3: The world, and that's the balls working man. But also
Speaker 3: shout out to everybody, because look the food and wine article.
Speaker 3: I refreshed it today, they still haven't fucking changed it.
Speaker 3: I d m the author of the piece three times
Speaker 3: now with no response.
Speaker 2: Author of the piece doesn't even remember that they wrote that.
Speaker 3: Like, that's where we're at right now. That's probably it.
Speaker 2: We're in the quote en quote world of modern no
Speaker 2: copy editor journalism where they're like, yeah, you're just gonna
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Speaker 3: Molly way a bye, they go, what's verbody? What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 2: You said that in the kind of in the rhythm
Speaker 2: of an airhorn.
Speaker 3: It was like, my song is made.
Speaker 1: That's that's not me. Espresso. Hey guys, everybody welcome me.
Speaker 1: It is that me, es espresso.
Speaker 3: What's up my voice? That me?
Speaker 1: That's that me? Espresso?
Speaker 3: Are you off that espresso right now?
Speaker 1: I am off a little pure leaf unsweetened iced tea.
Speaker 1: That's that me, pure leaf unsweetened ice tea.
Speaker 3: That's not me.
Speaker 1: I just like saying, that's that me.
Speaker 3: That's that that's not me. That's fun. I like that
Speaker 3: is that that's somebody's catch phrase?
Speaker 1: Have you not heard Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter Song of
Speaker 1: the Summer? No, No, oh my god, Jack.
Speaker 2: Molly, I hear the song of the Summer so many
Speaker 2: years after the summer is over.
Speaker 1: Jack, you got it? That's that me, Espresso. If you
Speaker 1: want to be you gotta hear it.
Speaker 3: How do hold on?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: I got it? Now, I gotta make sure we're bumping this.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let's see.
Speaker 2: Super guests and says song of the Summer you definitely have.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's truly inescapable.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're hearing it right now. Okay, I have heard this?
Speaker 1: Is that me?
Speaker 3: Ess?
Speaker 2: It sounds like a collaboration between Dua Lipa and a.
Speaker 3: Jack switch it up like Nintendo. That's you. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is good. This is good. This is given like Nile
Speaker 3: Rogers two vibes. It's giving.
Speaker 1: People keep saying it's giving city pop too, which I
Speaker 1: agree a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's funny though, because like you, people don't like you
Speaker 3: have to think of like the cause and effect of
Speaker 3: all these genres too, Like city pop is Japanese pop
Speaker 3: trying to do what was happening in America R and
Speaker 3: B style, which is anyway. But yes, city pop. This
Speaker 3: is me being let me, let me put my tiny
Speaker 3: Fisherman's beaniet on me. Yeah, you think that's city pop? Wow?
Speaker 3: And that's where I need to check my fellow Japanese people.
Speaker 3: You know, we didn't create this. I mean, we created
Speaker 3: this sound, but sure, what were we trying to do?
Speaker 3: It's really no.
Speaker 1: It is true though. It's like the Billie Eilish album too.
Speaker 1: It's like sounds like Japanese music, sounding like nineteen eighties
Speaker 1: American music, right right right by Americans.
Speaker 2: Right Americans, Thank you, thank you. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Bring it back, Molly. We're gonna get to know you
Speaker 2: a little bit better.
Speaker 3: In a moment.
Speaker 2: You're gonna make me feel uncool in so many ways
Speaker 2: that's not me, especially by just making casual reference to
Speaker 2: things that I have to frantically google.
Speaker 3: That's that's yuh.
Speaker 2: But before we get to that, a couple of things
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about the idea of banning ads from
Speaker 2: the fossil fuel industry, which is seems wild that it
Speaker 2: hasn't happened. We will talk about McDonald's attempt to protect
Speaker 2: the phrase big Mac. They keep being like your suit
Speaker 2: because you said big something that rhymes with mac and
Speaker 2: it keeps backfiring on them in ways that is enjoyable.
Speaker 3: All of that.
Speaker 2: Plenty more, But first, Molly, we do like to ask
Speaker 2: our guest, what is something from your search history? All right?
Speaker 1: Guess who did their research? And isn't going to just
Speaker 1: be like, oh, hold on, I can't last night?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, you wrote me down and everything I looked up
Speaker 1: last night. I looked up the song tonight Tonight Tonight
Speaker 1: by the Phil Collins lead singer Era A Genesis because
Speaker 1: I was hyper fixating on Phil Collins Eer A Genesis
Speaker 1: and I remembered it being a crazy song and it
Speaker 1: is a crazy song. And then I found out it
Speaker 1: was used in a nineteen eighty six Michelobe commercial. And
Speaker 1: then I found out that there's a brand new song
Speaker 1: interpolating it that's in Bad Boys for a Ride or Die. Oh,
Speaker 1: and it is a cover, like an interpolation cover of
Speaker 1: this song by the Black Eyed Piece with Becky G
Speaker 1: Becky G and l Alpha Uh. And then I watched
Speaker 1: the Michelobe commercial after and it rocked.
Speaker 3: Wait, how does what's tonight tonight tonight? I'm not on.
Speaker 1: Tonight, tonight tonight, No this song? Please look up the
Speaker 1: Black Eyed Peas One?
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, put on now now, put on the Bad Boys
Speaker 1: for Black Eyed Peas One?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: Was it called just look it up? Black Eyed Peas?
Speaker 2: Is there a relationship between the Genesis one and the
Speaker 2: Black Eyed Peas One?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's literally an interpolation of that song.
Speaker 3: Okay, got it? Nah?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, Okay, that sucks.
Speaker 3: But I feel like I'm having a panic attack at
Speaker 3: a nightclub where everyone's wearing all white when I hear
Speaker 3: that song. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what Bad Boys for. Is gonna be like
Speaker 1: Ride or that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Miami Cocaine freakouts. Yeah, I don't need that. I
Speaker 3: don't need that. I lived it.
Speaker 2: Phil Collins was like weirdly involved in Miami Vice, right,
Speaker 2: Like he was in it, like he was a character
Speaker 2: in Miami Vice, like and was involved in the soundtrack
Speaker 2: and all that shit, the original TV show.
Speaker 3: What Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about how how weird it is
Speaker 1: that Genesis was like such a big eighties coke band,
Speaker 1: because before that they were like a weird prog band.
Speaker 3: All right, I've just refreshed my white music history here.
Speaker 3: Peter Gabriel was also in Genesis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were all in Genesis. Phil Collins was the drummer.
Speaker 1: Then Peter Gabriel Leftico solo. Phil Collins took over as
Speaker 1: the lead singer, and then they had like a whole
Speaker 1: MTV era of Genesis where these three really unphotogenic guys
Speaker 1: were just like yeah, these music videos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you would do big budget music videos when
Speaker 2: you like, depending on how I'm photogenic, you are like you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like I remember like high concept right, And.
Speaker 1: There's like a crazy Michelobe commercial that I was watching
Speaker 1: that's Scott Tonight Tonight Tonight, and it's like people going
Speaker 1: out drinking Mikelobe and then it keeps cutting back to
Speaker 1: Genesis and all.
Speaker 2: Kind of like a it's not a song that I
Speaker 2: would associate with like going out having a good time.
Speaker 1: We guys, look up the do you look up the
Speaker 1: Michelobe commercial? Look up Genesis Mikelobe commercial, because it is like,
Speaker 1: it's very it's very everybody's in la. Actually. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: this is like the Vibe.
Speaker 3: Dude, It's a one minute long, fucking they got a
Speaker 3: sixty second spot to this shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was a Super Bowl commercial and they had
Speaker 2: to pay fifteen thousand dollars for Wow.
Speaker 3: God, that's what I was doing last night, guys, so
Speaker 3: long as to make a wow that is, I'm like
Speaker 3: so confused what that commercial even is? Like are they
Speaker 3: Was it about one couple? Was it about a man
Speaker 3: who's a serial killer who's murdering all these.
Speaker 1: That's part of why I was looking up the song
Speaker 1: is because I was like, is this song about murdering people?
Speaker 1: It feels like there's a bunch of Phil Collins songs
Speaker 1: where he's like a hit man or like about somebody
Speaker 1: right right, including in the Air Tonight. People think it's
Speaker 1: like murder yeah, but this one, it turns out it
Speaker 1: is about doing heroin, which makes it even clingier that
Speaker 1: it's like in this color heroin. I think it's like
Speaker 1: a story song from the point of view of like
Speaker 1: a guy who's gonna it's like under the bridge. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go out and do some heroin. But
Speaker 1: it's like crazy for it to be like a party
Speaker 1: rock anthem.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it really doesn't feel feels like kind of grim.
Speaker 1: It's such a grim it's a grim song anyway. This
Speaker 1: was my journey last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, holy shit.
Speaker 1: The comments the comment section on YouTube also incredible, people
Speaker 1: being like, man, this commercial favor man.
Speaker 3: The eighties rocked, simply the best high school in college
Speaker 3: and all those parties, yeah, doing at nights in NYC
Speaker 3: and all those parties. Yeah, you did not go to
Speaker 3: a single fucking party full.
Speaker 1: That whole commercial was shot in Los Angeles. So I
Speaker 1: love the people we are like makes me reminds me
Speaker 1: of New York day yeah right, no oh yeah, downtown
Speaker 1: Los Angeles reminds you of New York City.
Speaker 3: Me too. Damn everything was epic back in the eighties.
Speaker 3: If I knew what the music in TV slash Hollywood
Speaker 3: would succumb to, I would have slowed my life down.
Speaker 3: Some we had it made back then. I guess we
Speaker 3: were having too much fun to notice.
Speaker 2: Damn that person has the ability to a like slow
Speaker 2: time down, that's fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Good for them.
Speaker 2: I would have slowed things down on a point five speed.
Speaker 1: YouTube comments on music videos are like the last period
Speaker 1: wholesome plant.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: There was always one guy who's like, I'm fifteen, but
Speaker 1: I love this music, right yeah.
Speaker 3: Or I love when like it's an old music video
Speaker 3: and someone's like who else is watching in twenty twenty
Speaker 3: four and people like immediately like get in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: People tell crazy stories, are like this was my first
Speaker 1: love's favorite song. She died in a boat accident.
Speaker 3: Like right, it's such a or to be like interesting
Speaker 3: story about Phil Collins. My uncle used to be his
Speaker 3: drum tech, really nice guy, but fired him because my
Speaker 3: uncle was doing too much cocaine. It was probably his fault,
Speaker 3: but he sort of had impulse control. And then it's
Speaker 3: like a five paragraph thing and you're like, oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: Justis is just like that version of Genesis so thoroughly
Speaker 2: drenched in the eighties and like just such a perfect
Speaker 2: like embodiment of that moment and like that video that
Speaker 2: that commercial like pers of all michelob being like the beer.
Speaker 3: Dude with those of lamp bottles.
Speaker 2: Every Yeah, it really feels like everything coming together. And
Speaker 2: then like the nineties happened and they were like so corny, like.
Speaker 1: The like week nineties were like, well that's a fine
Speaker 1: song too. Yeah, I'm just like obsessed. I can't danced.
Speaker 1: I just am obsessed with kind of that era of
Speaker 1: like super expensive studio production. Yeah right, you know, and
Speaker 1: and of these bands that were like weird British prog
Speaker 1: rock bands being like, oh shit, we got a billion
Speaker 1: dollar snare sound now, okay.
Speaker 3: Well with that right right? Yeah? Yeah. Sonically, I think
Speaker 3: Genesis definitely has a thing where it's like you're hearing
Speaker 3: every instrument and sound patch that people were using, like
Speaker 3: just across their albums. You're like, no, that was the
Speaker 3: sonic palette of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm kind of I'm just like in a
Speaker 1: Phil Collins hyperfixation thinking about Phil Collins getting might write
Speaker 1: something about this, but thinking about kind of like loser
Speaker 1: rock like music about music where the main guys kind
Speaker 1: of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who is the king of that for you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Billy Joel?
Speaker 3: Thank you. I was just gonna say Billy Joel.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's the reason that he's like not like
Speaker 2: he's just held in a different part his mind then
Speaker 2: like cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a rock star who's not cool. It's like a
Speaker 1: guy who's like a rock star, but you're like, this
Speaker 1: guy's like a loser and his songs are about being
Speaker 1: a loser.
Speaker 3: I'm really.
Speaker 2: Sitting at home and jacking off. That's one of Billy
Speaker 2: Joel's songs is like you just sit at home and
Speaker 2: master like Billy Joe.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of cool like me, you guys know
Speaker 1: my favorite Billy Joel. On fact, what's that piano man
Speaker 1: is about Koreatown?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: He was playing a he was a he was playing
Speaker 1: a bar in Korea, playing a bar in Koreatown. Doesn't
Speaker 1: that change?
Speaker 3: La?
Speaker 1: Yes? In La. And it was called the Executive Room.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Koreatown yet, it was mid city. It was
Speaker 1: like shitty like office job guys going to a bar
Speaker 1: after work and that's the bar real estate. Yes, but
Speaker 1: you just like you assume that song is about like
Speaker 1: Long Island because island or.
Speaker 2: I just pictured I always pictured the bar from Cheers
Speaker 2: for some reason, right, but a picture of the.
Speaker 1: Bar from Cheers. But it's in Koreatown. And that's every
Speaker 1: time in my head, I'm like, single, it's a song,
Speaker 1: It's Korea Town sing us a song tonight. But he
Speaker 1: was like a gigging piano man in La trying to
Speaker 1: be like a session guy. And then he would like
Speaker 1: work nights at this bar in Koreatown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, always coming with the lore. I was actually
Speaker 3: there that night.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you were there?
Speaker 3: You were That.
Speaker 1: Would be funny we were like watching the Michelo commercial
Speaker 1: and like Jack walks by, what the.
Speaker 3: Old are here?
Speaker 1: How are you? That's why you don't know this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look full grown in this commercial.
Speaker 1: You got kind of an eighties look to you, just
Speaker 1: just saying.
Speaker 2: Oh man, if I get like the I was. I
Speaker 2: was really blown away by his hairstyle, Like he just
Speaker 2: says the big like mullet, but it's like kind of
Speaker 2: feathered in the back and then like kind of receding
Speaker 2: up Tophi Colins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna just bring a picture of that the next time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what what animal does Phil Collins remind
Speaker 2: you of?
Speaker 1: Like a lemur?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, koala bear. It really gives me
Speaker 2: kuala vibes for some reason.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, uh, this is.
Speaker 1: A Phil Collins hour or like or like to the
Speaker 1: Collins hour now with no he looks like a turtle?
Speaker 3: Is he bald now?
Speaker 2: Fully bald?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He I mean you knew what it was. He had
Speaker 3: this smiegel mullet back then. It's like he was he
Speaker 3: was gonna recover turn this shit around one point, like he.
Speaker 2: Was fully on the right drugs and in the right
Speaker 2: places for that that moment in the eighties. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: the fact that they were just like I guess you
Speaker 2: should be in Miami vice man.
Speaker 1: Man singing all these songs about how every night is
Speaker 1: the worst night of your life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 2: back and do some overrated under it.
Speaker 3: And we're back.
Speaker 2: And Molly Lambert, we do like to ask our guests,
Speaker 2: what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: All right? Came up with an answer that's not food
Speaker 1: this time, which I've never done before.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, underrated got up and left.
Speaker 1: Jack got up and left because I offended him too much.
Speaker 3: He heard no food takes.
Speaker 2: Food is even happening?
Speaker 3: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2: What are we even doing here?
Speaker 1: Underrated? Secondary colors?
Speaker 2: Okay, second purple, educate me?
Speaker 1: Green, orange, overrated? The primary colors red, yellow, blue.
Speaker 3: There you go. I didn't even know how the fun
Speaker 3: does that shit even break down?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What are the right colors are the ones you can't
Speaker 1: break down into other colors? Secondary colors are the ones
Speaker 1: you get from combining primary colors.
Speaker 3: Oh, that makes sense. I have magnetiles currently that I
Speaker 3: look through all the time. I'm trying to show my baby.
Speaker 3: I'm like, look, look at the green and yellow. Dude,
Speaker 3: that's blue right there. Green and yellow isn't blue?
Speaker 2: Miles your way off left, man, Bro.
Speaker 1: You can't make it blue's primary color primary?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, blue and yellow is green? That is about
Speaker 3: to be fucking embarrassed at preschool.
Speaker 2: Shit, but like that, Yeah, primary and secondary colors take
Speaker 2: up such a big part of my brain, just like
Speaker 2: really the first Yeah, it's just like one of the
Speaker 2: first things I learned.
Speaker 3: So I just feel like, clearly not me, Bro, I
Speaker 3: didn't learn no, goddamn.
Speaker 1: I was just like red, yellow and blue get all
Speaker 1: the shine. Yeah, purple, green and orange doing a lot
Speaker 1: of lifting behind them. Yeah, especially green, probably my favorite color.
Speaker 3: Green. I'm really coming around the green, I gotta tell you,
Speaker 3: I'm really coming around the green with it. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: should think it was like a weird, nerdy ass color.
Speaker 3: Like you know, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Colors, what colors make up? Green?
Speaker 3: Miles, yellow, and blue? Hey, look at this.
Speaker 2: Green, And I'm a big big orange freak.
Speaker 3: Yeah that one too. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I get orange.
Speaker 1: I think about it, think about it, think about it. Red, Yeah, Wow.
Speaker 3: Bang, I make purple, blue and red.
Speaker 1: You're getting that.
Speaker 3: I remember that one because I remember fucking with my
Speaker 3: crayons and put them together, Like, yea, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is going on right here? When I put this the
Speaker 3: blue one.
Speaker 1: I'm also like, I'm pretty bad at color theory. Actually,
Speaker 1: in my brief painting era, I could not figure out
Speaker 1: how the colors go together at all.
Speaker 3: So just you know I have I got a fucking
Speaker 3: image bookmarked on my browser. When I'm trying to figure out,
Speaker 3: like how to coordinate an outfit, I'm like, yeah, what
Speaker 3: the fuck does Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, this makes sense.
Speaker 2: It feels like there should be more secondary colors. To me,
Speaker 2: my brain has always thought it was weird that you
Speaker 2: can't combine to make that there's only more. There's three
Speaker 2: primary and then three secondary, but you're combining, you know
Speaker 2: anybody else?
Speaker 3: No, look, Jack, I'm make a new color make I'm
Speaker 3: illiterate when it comes to color, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: The thing that really fucked me up, because this is
Speaker 2: such a foundational part of my brain, is that my
Speaker 2: kids came home from kindergarten where like, red's not a
Speaker 2: primary color. Actually it's magenta. Magenta is the one that
Speaker 2: you can't make.
Speaker 1: And what are they learning to make television?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have like changed how they teach it, which
Speaker 2: is weird because it's like, wait, if if you're just
Speaker 2: worrying with like paints, like magenta, feels like the thing
Speaker 2: you can make with red and white, a little bit
Speaker 2: bit of blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah wait, I don't, man, Look, I'm I'm so lost.
Speaker 3: I don't even need to don't. I'm like about it.
Speaker 1: It's just fun to think about colors, guys, I'm just
Speaker 1: thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, what's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: The primary that was kind of be in there is overrated? Primary?
Speaker 3: Primary?
Speaker 1: All right, red, yellow, blue, especially like for little kids
Speaker 1: and stuff. I feel like they're like, you guys are
Speaker 1: too stupid to understand secondary colors. Here's a bunch of
Speaker 1: primary colors for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
Speaker 3: Wait what's the RGB scale like for projecting video and
Speaker 3: things like that. That's why I was.
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying. Maybe they're teaching your kids
Speaker 1: to make television because it's different with.
Speaker 3: Light, right right right? Yeah, Because like in my weird
Speaker 3: la brain, I was about to be like red, green,
Speaker 3: and blue because I was always us to seeing those
Speaker 3: three lamps like on a projection TV or some shit
Speaker 3: or a projector back in like the eighties and shit.
Speaker 3: But anyway, let's move on. Now I know what it is,
Speaker 3: and I can keep my child from being ignorant about
Speaker 3: primary call breaking the cycle, breaking the cycle, you know.
Speaker 2: Hanging out at the school being like talking you know
Speaker 2: on green. You got an AirPod in where we're like
Speaker 2: telling you what about the colors.
Speaker 1: On the playground, Like y'all heard about green?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, I think that man's trying to sell
Speaker 3: the kids cannabis over there. You don't know about that green.
Speaker 3: Green hits different. Green hit is way different nowadays. You
Speaker 3: feel me, Hey, well one way that green is hitting different.
Speaker 3: As with green washing, that's a transition to our first story. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's actually not bad.
Speaker 2: Let's make it illgal fuck it? Yeah, we should.
Speaker 3: I mean, green washing such a powerful force in our society.
Speaker 3: It's it just helped the fossil fuel industry constantly switch
Speaker 3: masks and go from like earth fucking destroyer company company
Speaker 3: to like, we will put condoms on our oil refinery
Speaker 3: smokestacks that catch all the bad stuff. We are good
Speaker 3: and every time, the conversation around fossil fuels like near
Speaker 3: some kind of tipping point of like public opinion. We
Speaker 3: get some new campaign where like BP is telling us
Speaker 3: it's like, no, we're gonna put a bunch of band
Speaker 3: aids on the Gulf coast, so don't worry about that
Speaker 3: deep water horizon spill. And actually we're not even VP anymore.
Speaker 3: We're but beyond petroleum. We just want you to think
Speaker 3: completely different about us. Or like how Exon was saying,
Speaker 3: like they're using like algae based fuels that like we've
Speaker 3: never seen come to pass.
Speaker 2: Come on, but like these are other things that made
Speaker 2: me feel better. I've been sleeping at night on these things.
Speaker 2: That's how I get to sleep now exactly. I mean,
Speaker 2: sure of those big algae farms that they put in
Speaker 2: that one VP commercial, I'm like.
Speaker 3: We're good here, We're fine. It's worse than the excellent
Speaker 3: validies anyway. So there's also a recent study that showed
Speaker 3: that like there's a huge discrepancy between the actions of
Speaker 3: the companies, the fossil fuel companies in real life and
Speaker 3: like what their ads say they are doing, especially when
Speaker 3: it comes to things like they're like we're limiting expansion
Speaker 3: and like exploration. It's like, no, they're just they're just
Speaker 3: putting that in a commercial to fucking get us to
Speaker 3: be like, oh, everything's okay. So all of these little
Speaker 3: optics maneuvers are obviously made possible by the advertising industry
Speaker 3: that has reaped billions and helping these companies seem a
Speaker 3: little less fucked up. But a few days ago, UN
Speaker 3: Secretary General Antonio Guterrez called upon the world to enact
Speaker 3: a total ban on fossil fuel ads. And this obviously
Speaker 3: isn't like the be all and end all solution, but
Speaker 3: it certainly makes sense in terms of at the very
Speaker 3: least being able to like muzzle the these people so
Speaker 3: we can have like legitimate conversations about the climate without
Speaker 3: some ad come like hey, hey, actually this petroleum is
Speaker 3: the future for our children or whatever the fuck they're
Speaker 3: trying and do to combine them it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, when they show you like, oh, we cleaned
Speaker 1: all the oil off this duck that we put the
Speaker 1: oil on.
Speaker 3: Oh thank god, thank you. Paul Molive. Yeah, palm Olive
Speaker 3: did it all. But like this is what he said, quote,
Speaker 3: fossil fuels are not only poisoning our planet they're toxic.
Speaker 3: They're toxic for your brand, your sector, full of talking
Speaker 3: to the advertisers, full of creative minds who are already
Speaker 3: mobilizing around this cause. They are gravitating towards companies that
Speaker 3: are fighting for our planet, not trashing it. I urge
Speaker 3: every country to ban advertising from fossil fuel companies, and
Speaker 3: many in the fossil fuel industry have shamelessly greenwashed even
Speaker 3: as they have sought to delay climate action with lobbying,
Speaker 3: legal threats, and massive ad campaigns. They have been aided
Speaker 3: and embedded by PR and advertising companies. Mad men fueling
Speaker 3: the madness. Madness all right, you had me until that one.
Speaker 3: Leave man spit bars, geears with the pop culture bars
Speaker 3: that I call these companies enablers. Stop taking on new
Speaker 3: fossil fuel clients from today and set out plans to
Speaker 3: drop your existing ones. Now. I don't know how willingness,
Speaker 3: how the willingness of the advertising sector will be to
Speaker 3: completely let I mean that money. They've done that ship before.
Speaker 2: Like when you look at when you go back and
Speaker 2: look at magazines from the eighties, like I'd say fifty
Speaker 2: to sixty percent of the ads were cigarettes, Like it
Speaker 2: was all cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And they all look so cool.
Speaker 3: They look so cool. I'm still smoking Virginia Slims. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I just wanted to be like them in the commercials.
Speaker 1: You come a long way, baby.
Speaker 2: But yeah, cigarette companies were a major part of the
Speaker 2: advertising industry, and I don't see.
Speaker 3: But the difference there was because of just a massive
Speaker 3: lot like sttlement that the industry had to have that
Speaker 3: like it didn't come from legislation, that was like an
Speaker 3: agreement after this massive lawsuit where they were like part
Speaker 3: of the agreement was like, Okay, we will also stop advertising.
Speaker 3: So you've essentially murdered hundreds of thousands of people. This
Speaker 3: is like in the late nineties when that lying.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. Also that like cigarette sales and kids
Speaker 1: smoking was going down for like years and years and years.
Speaker 1: Then vapin came in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then like y'all heard of vapin. Though the thing
Speaker 3: is too that vapin the.
Speaker 1: Like anti vaping ads make kids want to vape because
Speaker 1: they're like, what's the don't even was like, well, there's
Speaker 1: just like this one that I got obsessed with that
Speaker 1: was like Flavors Hook Kids. That was like supposed to
Speaker 1: be about how they use like, you know, like cereal
Speaker 1: milk vape flavor. It's all like, you know, fun candy flavors.
Speaker 1: But all the anti vape ads are like, damn, looks
Speaker 1: so fun to vape, right, I don't even want to vape,
Speaker 1: and now I do from looking at this about how
Speaker 1: yeah cool vaping is.
Speaker 2: Kids like reviewing the flavors and being like this one
Speaker 2: tastes like candy, and this one tastes like cereal, and
Speaker 2: this one and it's supposed to be like look how
Speaker 2: insidious it is to a kid, You're just like, damn delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all like, don't vape, it'll it tastes too
Speaker 1: good and your parents will.
Speaker 2: Hate it and you don't think it's cool, and you
Speaker 2: do like really sick tricks with the smoke plumes.
Speaker 1: I did also see they're like they made it's like
Speaker 1: I don't vape, but they made the vapes look so
Speaker 1: cool now too that it's like they just are like
Speaker 1: you kind of want one because they're so like sexy looking.
Speaker 2: They're like a little like candy looking, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they look like a little lip gloss. They've got
Speaker 1: like a nice color always. And then somebody was telling
Speaker 1: me there's new ones that have a little led on
Speaker 1: them so that when you're vaping, they make a little
Speaker 1: like rocket ship is going off on a little led scream.
Speaker 3: Fuck man, but they got it and again they got you.
Speaker 3: But no, I mean yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1: Maybe what I'm saying is the oil companies could maybe
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, don't use oil.
Speaker 5: You look at this useful guy, natural glass, right right,
Speaker 5: natural gas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the glass.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think for those vaping commercials, they need their
Speaker 3: equivalent of like the woman who had the tracheotomy, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, back when like we were when
Speaker 3: they were serving us with those yeah, and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: just need another cigarette and then like put that ship
Speaker 3: in her trake tube and I remember like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh no, you know, oh yeah. With the vape ones,
Speaker 3: they're like this ship tastes like candy. Look how thick
Speaker 3: these fucking clouds are.
Speaker 6: And I'm you know what I mean, there's no one
Speaker 6: being like I was making for three months and you
Speaker 6: know what I mean, like I don't want it to
Speaker 6: get there, and there clearly are people who've had like
Speaker 6: lung issues, but yeah.
Speaker 2: There's so much, like you can there's just so much
Speaker 2: shit of like you just tell the story of how
Speaker 2: they discovered climate change before anyone else and then decided
Speaker 2: to lie about it and like create this entire Like
Speaker 2: it's so straightforward, it shouldn't be a hard story to tell, Like, yeah.
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 2: I think that's a good point that you would want
Speaker 2: it to be a dual offensive, one cutting out their
Speaker 2: ability to advertise their bullshit or and then cutting down
Speaker 2: and then yeah, and then advertising like what they did,
Speaker 2: so that people start getting appropriately outraged. I think a
Speaker 2: big part of the problem is everyone's like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel I feel guilty, Like I drank out of too
Speaker 2: many plastic straws in the nineties, and so it's like
Speaker 2: my fault.
Speaker 1: The problem is it's not they've made it. So it's
Speaker 1: it's like you know that as an individual, you can't
Speaker 1: do anything right, and that if they're not gonna stop
Speaker 1: like Jeff Bezos's yacht and Taylor Swift's private jet or whatever,
Speaker 1: which they're not, it's like none of the rest of
Speaker 1: us can do anything about that. And that's the problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anything is like humans, like man was not meant to fly.
Speaker 1: I think I think stuff.
Speaker 3: How do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the dirigibles famously safe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they just you know, sheer numbers not
Speaker 2: the most dangerous way to fly, but when they go up,
Speaker 2: it's bad.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Vernon Hertzog movie The White Diamond,
Speaker 1: about this guy who just wants to build a dirgible
Speaker 1: and keeps being like, you are going to die for
Speaker 1: a folly. It's literally like, oh, it's so good. It's
Speaker 1: like the guy's best friend died in a blimp crash
Speaker 1: from a blimp they built, and then the guys like,
Speaker 1: I have to build another blimp and sail it to
Speaker 1: like honor my dead friend. And Werner Herzog is like this,
Speaker 1: he's a folly. Yeah, you are going to die, and
Speaker 1: you are going to kill me in the limp with you.
Speaker 3: The futility of honoring your fallen friend by committing the
Speaker 3: same mortal, drastic mistake.
Speaker 1: It's a great.
Speaker 2: Gravity is trying to kill us at all times.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's what man should not fly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I can get down with that. Maybe
Speaker 3: it'll make people more patient. We're like, yo, bro, I
Speaker 3: can't fly, man, So it's gonna take a sting.
Speaker 1: Like fine's gotten so bad. Everybody just complains about how
Speaker 1: what a nightmare it is to go to the airport.
Speaker 1: Now the thing that was once like a great innovation
Speaker 1: of technology, Now all we hear about is how like
Speaker 1: the planes are falling apart in the air people are
Speaker 1: getting killed. Yeah, bring back the trains, I am for
Speaker 1: sure they I'm so mad lately about how there's not
Speaker 1: high speed rail in California yet, the thing they've been
Speaker 1: promising us since I was a child along, I just
Speaker 1: want to get on a fucking train to San Francisco.
Speaker 3: Right exactly fast. It's like a fast train because every
Speaker 3: every person who does that five corridor drive is sort
Speaker 3: of like, look, I either pay a off for a
Speaker 3: ticket and like it ends up being taking a lot
Speaker 3: of time going to an airport getting on a plane
Speaker 3: taken off, or I do the five corridor where it
Speaker 3: could be a fucking nightmare accident happened where I'm camping,
Speaker 3: uh suddenly in my car or whatever. But yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the fun corridors, the five I'm saying, the five Freeway,
Speaker 3: the Interstate, the five corridor that going up.
Speaker 1: I thought you met, Like, yeah, I thought you were
Speaker 1: really with the.
Speaker 3: Five five corridors. They have to unite and come together
Speaker 3: on all the wisdom of humanity exactly.
Speaker 5: Corridors, Yeah, education, morals, but like break breakdancing, breakdancing, graffiti,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I am seeing coming together
Speaker 5: the five corridors memes exactly. But yeah, like this obviously
Speaker 5: be tricky in the US, but you can see like
Speaker 5: in other countries they could potentially be able to enact
Speaker 5: like a band like this given the fact that fossil
Speaker 5: fuel companies and their activities present like a measurable, quantifiable
Speaker 5: like health risk to people.
Speaker 1: They also do shit in other countries where they're like,
Speaker 1: you can't drive a car here, which we would just
Speaker 1: like never do in America. I saw there was any
Speaker 1: thing in Australia or there was like some big concert
Speaker 1: and it was like the only way to get to
Speaker 1: the concert was to take public transportation, and everyone just
Speaker 1: takes it and you can't you literally can't drive there.
Speaker 2: But how do they deal with all the heavily armed
Speaker 2: people protesting that they're not allowed to drive their pickup truck?
Speaker 2: That's my question, you.
Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, we got rights to figure out.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, I feel like we're so far gone
Speaker 2: in the United States that like it might just be
Speaker 2: the rest of the world has to intervene at some
Speaker 2: point in the future.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean we've we've I think the US
Speaker 3: is fully demonstrated. We we can't we can't be trusted
Speaker 3: account anything. Yeah, maybe we can make a couple movies
Speaker 3: and do some sports. Yeah yeah, well Mather than that
Speaker 3: about it. We should have no say in anything else
Speaker 3: happening in the world.
Speaker 2: But the dirigible thing is one of the things from
Speaker 2: a ministry for the future, they like build out a future. Well,
Speaker 2: first of all, they just like change how they live
Speaker 2: where like people live closer to where they need to
Speaker 2: go and like don't use as many as much transportation
Speaker 2: or like they have better public transportation. But like, yeah,
Speaker 2: nobody flies, Like that's one of them.
Speaker 1: There's like a thing too where people like there's like
Speaker 1: right wing people who think there's a conspiracy to like
Speaker 1: end driving, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's like with like the fifteen minute city
Speaker 3: thing that's happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did I pick that up on the show once before?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I was just reading about that.
Speaker 1: They thought that the fires in Hawaii were like an
Speaker 1: op that they were.
Speaker 2: Like for sure they were yeah sure, wait for sure
Speaker 2: they thought that or for sure it wasn't.
Speaker 3: No, that was enough.
Speaker 2: You guys think those fires just came out of it,
Speaker 2: thought it was.
Speaker 1: They thought it was an opt to make the fifteen
Speaker 1: minute city. And when the freeway was on fire here
Speaker 1: in LA, when the ten caught on fire, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was watching TikTok and a lot of people on TikTok
Speaker 1: were like, Gavin Newsome is trying to force everyone to
Speaker 1: take public transportation by burning down the freeways.
Speaker 3: And I was like, Scott wish right now.
Speaker 1: Fucking wish they were burning down the freeways on purpose
Speaker 1: instead of because they let somebody have a wood palette
Speaker 1: company underneath.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with a bunch of hand sanitizer next to it,
Speaker 3: a wood palette storage next to hand sanitizer vat and
Speaker 3: the place where we make the flints for big lighters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like Bockham's razor of like the Leoney tune,
Speaker 1: the ACME factory they put under the most used freeway.
Speaker 3: Right right right, that's all of our loose TNT storage
Speaker 3: is over there.
Speaker 2: Right all right, Let's uh, let's take a quick break
Speaker 2: and we'll come back.
Speaker 3: And we're back fucking.
Speaker 2: Speaking of some of this American shit not flying in
Speaker 2: other countries. So a top EU court just ruled against
Speaker 2: McDonald's favoring an Irish fast food chain called super Max.
Speaker 2: Oh not like a prison mac mac pastreas, as part
Speaker 2: of a prolonged legal battle involving the Big Mac trademark.
Speaker 2: So super Max was established in nineteen seventy eight, but
Speaker 2: when it tried to branch out to the EU in
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen, McDonald's just sent an army of lawyers to
Speaker 2: flood the court with objections to them being able to
Speaker 2: be that anywhere else.
Speaker 3: I love that it's called super Max. Yeah, we can't.
Speaker 3: I can't. There's no way for me to separate that
Speaker 3: from a prison system in my mind. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like commentary also from outside America about what America
Speaker 2: the other great?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, are there great industry the prison complex?
Speaker 1: Yeah, an industrial prison industrial complex and uh McDonald's yeah,
Speaker 1: probably both California.
Speaker 3: Probably both the same thing. Maybe. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they both failed to stop Supermax from expanding into
Speaker 2: the EU and lost the exclusive right to the term
Speaker 2: Big Mac. Fuck because they were like, oh yeah, oh
Speaker 2: you're gonna sue us. Well, we're going to file a
Speaker 2: request with the EU Intellectual Property Office to revoke your
Speaker 2: Big Mac trademark registration in certain categories. So super Mac
Speaker 2: filed a request with the EU Intellectual Property Office to
Speaker 2: revoke McDonald's Big Mac trademark registration in certain categories. So
Speaker 2: basically they can't like make a replica like Big Mac
Speaker 2: sandwich and call it Big Mack right right right le
Speaker 2: Big Mac, but they can't do it with chicken sandwiches.
Speaker 2: They can have a chicken sandwich called the Big Mass.
Speaker 2: It's a stupid I appreciate it, yeah, yeah yeah, And
Speaker 2: like services connected to operating restaurants also they can do that.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what that means exactly, but since they
Speaker 2: hadn't used the name Big Mac within the required window
Speaker 2: of five years, so they needed to like drop some
Speaker 2: Madam Webb type Big Mac shit to like keep the
Speaker 2: trademark up, and they failed to do that. So now
Speaker 2: damn super Mac can can use that shit.
Speaker 3: Look just yeah, I'm fine, who cares McDonald's. You don't
Speaker 3: own Big Mac at this point. The people of the
Speaker 3: earth do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Also, they stole the Big Mac. In nineteen sixty seven,
Speaker 2: McDonald's franchise owner copied a burger made by Big Boy,
Speaker 2: which was like the main rival at the time and
Speaker 2: made a few modifications, but he was like.
Speaker 3: Man, I fucked up, big boys. That's the home team
Speaker 3: out here, you know, yeah, shout out bobs.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a it's a losing home team.
Speaker 3: That's like some Clippers ship. Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a Clippers fan now, guys.
Speaker 3: Wow wait what yeah? Man, you said that lumber Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember I just learned about inside the NBA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Clippers for sure. I just uh, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a difficult it's a tough road.
Speaker 1: I can't. I only can root for an underdog team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you had chosen wisely.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't give a fuck about the Lakers.
Speaker 2: You should try the seventy six ers. They're fun too,
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 3: Were too, I can't. Yeah, I'm surprised growing up you
Speaker 3: didn't get you didn't get fully Laker poisons, no LITERALI from, Like.
Speaker 1: My dad is from New York and my brother and
Speaker 1: my dad are Knicks fans, which is truly also like
Speaker 1: a like an albatross to carry. But also I was
Speaker 1: just saying this yesterday. I hate the Lakers because I
Speaker 1: grew up in the era of fucking loser ass guys
Speaker 1: wearing Kobe jerseys, right.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, like you're still.
Speaker 1: We understand me, you understand And I never.
Speaker 3: You know, I never rocked to Kobe jersey.
Speaker 1: That was That was such the worst suburban ass Malibu's
Speaker 1: most wanted guys wearing Kobe.
Speaker 3: Jerseys with the baggy shorts with.
Speaker 1: Baggage shorts like sea walking at parties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god. Yeah. And then the three series
Speaker 3: BMW that was there, but it was also.
Speaker 1: Just right and like and there was a point where
Speaker 1: people were jacking people's cars if they had Laker flags
Speaker 1: because you could use the flag to open the window.
Speaker 3: The window.
Speaker 1: Hell, yes, that's what you get for being a bandwagon
Speaker 1: fan of a team that's only only because they're popular.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like it's he's too easy to root
Speaker 1: for a winning team. Everybody's a fan of a team
Speaker 1: when they're the winners. Got a root for a team
Speaker 1: that sucks.
Speaker 3: I mean I was rooting for them in the the
Speaker 3: worst years, the worst eras, the Del Harris years, even
Speaker 3: ship everything was all bad.
Speaker 1: But anyways, yeah I'm rooting since everybody wants to know,
Speaker 1: rooting for the Mavericks in the finals.
Speaker 2: You're saying you're in the you're on the right side
Speaker 2: of history because I hate the damn Celtics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and why do you hate the Celtics as someone
Speaker 3: who's coming sort of freshly into basket That is that
Speaker 3: because the nick Eastern Conference hatred? No, just a general
Speaker 3: anti Boston sentiment because yeah, fuck Boston. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My main rooting interest in the NBA is rooting against
Speaker 2: the Celtic.
Speaker 1: Reading against Celtics fans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically that's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Rooting again that little fucking Leprechaun.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's offensive to me first, Yeah, yes, yeah, hold
Speaker 2: it down for the Irish.
Speaker 3: Jack, what the fun?
Speaker 1: Look, bro, I'm Irish too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't anybody I am a coward, So you're not.
Speaker 1: Jack's not getting in the paddy wagon. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: the wait, did you just do the fighting Irish? Can
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 3: Isn't that doesn't the Celtics logo also?
Speaker 1: Or is he little Leprechaun doing that? But it's like
Speaker 1: he looks like when Irish people used to box and
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, you can't see this because it's
Speaker 1: a podcast.
Speaker 3: Imagine because wait, I thought he's spinning a basketball. Now
Speaker 3: he's just spinning a basketball.
Speaker 2: Because the NBA has this weird thing where they're like,
Speaker 2: every logo has to let them know what sport we're
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh really, it's so everyone.
Speaker 2: How many logos I have a basketball in them? It's like, guys, no,
Speaker 2: the Celtic guy was never fighting. He was never fighting.
Speaker 3: At first, it was like a weird look like a
Speaker 3: jack type, like a court gesture like a Wong and
Speaker 3: ship back in the day. But anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, O dominating. Then they're like, and here's our logo,
Speaker 2: a full a complete utter balloon.
Speaker 3: Enjoy, enjoy.
Speaker 2: But okay, we were talking about you. You said that
Speaker 2: you were team Big Boy, which is like I didn't
Speaker 2: even know they were in the same league at any point,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't know they were competing against one another.
Speaker 3: I didn't either. More to say that, like Bob's Big
Speaker 3: Boy is like a historic spot in the valley, like
Speaker 3: and in terms of that, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 2: The home team out in Pittsburgh. Jim Delgatti, who was
Speaker 2: one of who owned a franchise in Pittsburgh, stole the
Speaker 2: Big Boy sandwich and was like, hey, look this isn't
Speaker 2: fucking art. This is It wasn't like discovering this is
Speaker 2: a quote. This wasn't like discovering the light bulb. The
Speaker 2: bulb was already there. All I did was screw in
Speaker 2: the socket, okay, and then the Big Mac is born
Speaker 2: and they're like, now we will sue anybody who tries
Speaker 2: to claim.
Speaker 3: To light bulb. That's my fucking light.
Speaker 1: Here's a question, what's the mac about the mac? Shouldn't
Speaker 1: be the shouldn't it be the big Mick to being
Speaker 1: anti Irish?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's I think it's too racist, it's
Speaker 2: too close to Is that why? And maybe at the time,
Speaker 2: like in the sixties, it probably wasn't considered racist. It
Speaker 2: was probably considered confusing because they all had a friend
Speaker 2: who was a big Irish guy that they called the
Speaker 2: big Big.
Speaker 1: Mick, Right, but what do they call it? MacDonald's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, mac dowells.
Speaker 1: You know, they had the what's the one in coming
Speaker 1: to America.
Speaker 3: Mac dalkwells mcdowells. Yeah, yeah, this is what. I just
Speaker 3: also love this idea too, like Jim del Gotti that
Speaker 3: his concept of technological advancements is about like digging something
Speaker 3: up and discovery. It's like, I didn't discover the light
Speaker 3: bulb you know, digging in my back. Yeah, I just like,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know how that was developed. I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure the guy who discovered the light bulb just
Speaker 3: found it like an old cemetery or something, right, and
Speaker 3: he's like, we got to start making these.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, this is like a long term
Speaker 2: trend with McDonald's. They keep trying to sue companies over
Speaker 2: Big Mac trademark infringements and then just completely eat shit.
Speaker 2: Last year they tried to sue an Australian chain over there.
Speaker 3: Big Jack Burger.
Speaker 2: Hey, Big Jack, and McDonald's lost in the restaurant use
Speaker 2: the lawsuit as a selling point and ads. Similar ruling
Speaker 2: was handed down twenty nineteen before McDonald's appealed, but back
Speaker 2: then the decision led to Swedish Burger King trolling McDonald
Speaker 2: McDonald's with menus featuring like a whole section that.
Speaker 3: Was called not Big Max. Oh.
Speaker 2: One of the sandwiches said Big macish but flame grilled.
Speaker 1: Of course, sounds like turnabout is fair play if they
Speaker 1: stole it from somebody, right exactly.
Speaker 2: But they're I think they maybe feel some sort of
Speaker 2: way about having stolen it, and so they're very hyper
Speaker 2: protect and because they have this issue they keep sucking up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, classic like, well we stole it, but you can't.
Speaker 3: Write it first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sometimes accusing people of doing the thing that you
Speaker 2: did doesn't work out the Republicans. Republicans seem to always
Speaker 2: pull it off with with style, and that's the thing
Speaker 2: that's their thing, all right. Well, Molly Lambert, such a
Speaker 2: pleasure having you on the show. Where can people find you?
Speaker 2: Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram at Molly underscore Lambert.
Speaker 1: You can find me on TikTok, where I don't post yet,
Speaker 1: at Molly Lambert World where am I start posting?
Speaker 3: Twitter?
Speaker 1: Sometimes at Molly Lambert and yeah here in the world
Speaker 1: of podcasts soon soon with a new some new podcast
Speaker 1: stuff here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very exciting.
Speaker 1: Can you with a piece of media. I've been looking
Speaker 1: at the final Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, that's so weird.
Speaker 2: I was about to ask you, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Here's a tweet I enjoyed. Was from Emily F. Miller
Speaker 1: Emily underscore f Underscore Miller. If you're looking for something
Speaker 1: actually worth celebrating this fourth of July, you're in luck,
Speaker 1: because I have come across some incredible news. It's the
Speaker 1: Caesar Salad Centennial don the Green on July fourth. It's
Speaker 1: only right and caesar salad was invented in tijuanat Italian
Speaker 1: restaurant Caesar's by a chef named Caesar Cardini. On July fourth,
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty four, Caesar Centennial. It is I love and
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have been to Tijuana
Speaker 1: to Caesar's, but they make a caesar salad table side.
Speaker 1: It is the best caesar salad I've ever lived in
Speaker 1: my life. It's so fucking good. I went there so
Speaker 1: many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by alright, they've been making it for one hundred
Speaker 2: years and like getting just cheap, probably like tourist traffic
Speaker 2: with it. It's great, Like it's kind of a miracle
Speaker 2: that it's still really really good. It's really good idols.
Speaker 1: I fucking love a caesar salad. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: celebrate the Caesar salad centennial. Famously, I guess Julia Child
Speaker 1: went to Tijuana and had that caesar salad and and
Speaker 1: loved it so much that that's kind of how I
Speaker 1: think she like brought salads back to California. Kind of. Oh,
Speaker 1: that was like part of the beginning of the California
Speaker 1: salad Revolution. I have a lot of salad in Chinese
Speaker 1: chicken salad also invented in LA.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite salad? Is it Wolfgang Puck? Is it
Speaker 3: Wolfgang Puck?
Speaker 1: No, it was a Wolfgang Puck jacked it, much like
Speaker 1: the Big Mac, from a woman who had a Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 1: I believe her name. I believe her name was Madam Wu,
Speaker 1: and she had a famous Los Angeles Chinese restaurant, and
Speaker 1: she took a Chinese recipe that she like new for
Speaker 1: kind of like chicken on a bed of lettuce, and
Speaker 1: she was like, Damn, people in California love these salads.
Speaker 1: What if I turned this into a salad and then
Speaker 1: through some little orange segments in there for you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: Is the most load bearing ingredient in that. Without that,
Speaker 2: it becomes a totally different salad for me.
Speaker 1: She she invented it, and it became a big hit salad.
Speaker 1: And then that's why it's like so popular in LA
Speaker 1: that Wolfgang Puck made it too.
Speaker 3: Right, and then he thought it like the sheen Wa
Speaker 3: was like he's like tried to make it all fucking fancy, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there's now there's one from like Gwyneth
Speaker 1: Paltrow's company that's called like the Brentwood Chicken Salad. The
Speaker 1: most white washing.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: What's so annoying though, is that they're the Goop kitchen
Speaker 2: like kind of has some good food.
Speaker 1: That's what people keep saying. I hear it, so I
Speaker 1: hear It's not funny.
Speaker 3: That's not you admitting that you've been there out loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I just heard like I've walked smelled other people.
Speaker 3: That's all. No, man, I buy, I eat people's leavings.
Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, Bro, I wait until they're done, and then
Speaker 1: I take the wantons they left behind in their Brentwood
Speaker 1: Chicken salad.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking good all right, thank you, Thank you, Miles.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you as their work Amedia, you've
Speaker 2: been enjoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray on Twitter and
Speaker 3: Instagram and everywhere else they have at symbols. Find Jack
Speaker 3: and I on the basketball podcast Miles and Jack Got Mad?
Speaker 3: Please talk fun? Catch me talking ninety days or I
Speaker 3: guess tech the.
Speaker 2: Finals started last minute?
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, I can't believe they did. That happened crazy, bro?
Speaker 3: That was wild. Also, find me talking ninety Day on
Speaker 3: four to twenty Day Fiance, and I'm on Langston Kerman
Speaker 3: and David Bori's podcast. My mama told me talking about
Speaker 3: the Rainbow Parties, the Great Myth of Rainbow Parties on
Speaker 3: the latest episodes. So check me out there. A piece
Speaker 3: of media I'm liking. There are these two young dudes
Speaker 3: out in the UK who make are making comedy on
Speaker 3: TikTok that's just like kind of just absurd and funny.
Speaker 3: They're called Marlee and Archie Official, and they just do
Speaker 3: stuff that's just sort of like what American people think
Speaker 3: people in the UK are like, or just like absurd
Speaker 3: takes on like what UK public interactions are. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna play like half of this just because it's just
Speaker 3: kind of so stupid but hilarious.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Sorry's that your phone?
Speaker 3: Is that my phone?
Speaker 4: My phone?
Speaker 3: My phone? Thank you? Fuck you? You saw that's your phone?
Speaker 4: Well on my pants on fire pants on Why the
Speaker 4: fuck gosh have.
Speaker 3: You seen it?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 3: I say, your dog, Sam say, let me just let
Speaker 3: to makebe fucking spidy said. I'm saying, Sam Fain, you're
Speaker 3: a fucking idiot, just like aggressive ship oun't know where
Speaker 3: it's really funny. But anyway, Yeah, that's Marley an Archie officials.
Speaker 3: They're funny. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore.
Speaker 2: Oh, Brian uh tweet I've been enjoying destry at Destry.
Speaker 3: Broad tweeted.
Speaker 2: Doctor Pepper just unseated pepsi as the second most popular
Speaker 2: soda in America. That's true apparently, and then he said,
Speaker 2: don't tell me that getting your PhD isn't worth it.
Speaker 3: A right shout out to.
Speaker 2: Dr Pepper, and then I really alystle in Paris tweeted,
Speaker 2: I wish you could shazam birds. What's the one that
Speaker 2: goes Oh? I love that one. Would love to follow
Speaker 2: his work, and people responded being like, you're about to
Speaker 2: have a great, a great day because Merlin bird id
Speaker 2: app and oh for real, yeah, I so this made
Speaker 2: me download it and I've been using it all morning
Speaker 2: and it works. It's fucking that there are now. I
Speaker 2: used to say Shazam was only good app like other
Speaker 2: than you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like what bird? This app?
Speaker 2: This is fucking right. There's one where you can take
Speaker 2: pictures of plants that tells you what plants it is.
Speaker 3: The iPhone does I think natively now that's pretty cool
Speaker 3: in the camera. But yeah, I do that, that would
Speaker 3: pretty cool. Uh.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O Brian.
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Speaker 3: Sud noe is that it? I don't know sit speaking
Speaker 3: of Southern act.
Speaker 2: That fucked me up there for a second. Uh the
Speaker 2: song song anyways, Miles, Uh, we look off to the
Speaker 2: the things we talked about and a song we think
Speaker 2: you might enjoy, Miles, Is there a song that you
Speaker 2: think we might enjoy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's my favorite one of my favorite bands, Hiatus Coyote.
Speaker 3: They're slowly leaked, just having songs come out in anticipation
Speaker 3: of their new album called Love Heart Cheat Code that
Speaker 3: comes out in like three weeks. So this is actually
Speaker 3: the titular song love Heart cheat Code to that album,
Speaker 3: because we got a little bit of a little ep
Speaker 3: that came out, a little mixtape with some of the
Speaker 3: songs on there. And again, I just think they're a
Speaker 3: fantastic band. Everybody on their instruments is like fucking just
Speaker 3: killing it, and their creativity shines through because they're so
Speaker 3: literate on their instruments and just it's like again, get
Speaker 3: into Hiatus Kyote. I'm telling you they're a great band
Speaker 3: and kick your Friday evening off or day off with
Speaker 3: this track Love Heart cheat Code by Hiatus Coyote Love
Speaker 3: Heart cheat Code. All right, we will link off to
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Speaker 2: do it for us. This week. We are back on
Speaker 2: Monday morning to tell you what was trending over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Also back over the weekend with the Weekly ZEI guys
Speaker 2: if you want to get a digest of everything we
Speaker 2: talked about this week and uh yeah, but otherwise we
Speaker 2: will talk to you all on Monday.
Speaker 3: Have a great weekend everybody. Bye John Jo