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Speaker 1: especially if you're in the wedding, there's like this whole

424
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: other realm of financial commitment, time commitment, And I sound

425
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 1: like an asshole because obviously you want to support your friends.

426
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: I just personally am like, who came up with this

427
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: from this layout? And why does it only actually work

428
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: for the two people getting married? And actually does it

429
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: actually work for them? Because people always say after their wedding,

430
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: we're throwing the party for everyone else, So like, why

431
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 1: are we doing things the way we're doing them? Just

432
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: throw a party. That's what I always say, is go

433
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: to the courthouse getting married and then have a fucking party. Sorry,

434
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: future husband, that's what we're doing. Yeah, same to my

435
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: future husband. Yeah, just like you spend so much money

436
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: on this like ceremonial bullshit. It's also really annoying to

437
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: me because it's like people get so wrapped up in

438
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,439
Speaker 1: the wedding aspect that they don't they don't actually care

439
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: about the mayor ridge And I'm like, hey, by the way,

440
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,959
Speaker 1: that's way more important, right, Like your relationship, your marriage,

441
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: those are the things that actually matters, So why the

442
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: funk are we doing this? Well? I the the one

443
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: thing for me that makes me know that I don't

444
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: want to have a wedding is the idea of having

445
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: to say vowels in front of people, because I feel

446
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: like I would be much more inclined to like say

447
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 1: really deep, meaningful things in a private setting versus something

448
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: in front of two people. You know. It's like, because

449
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: I don't want to be judged by what I have

450
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: to say by anyone other than who I'm saying it too.

451
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: Do you know what's so weird though, is I'm like

452
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: literally sitting here and I'm like, I would love to

453
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 1: go to your wedding and watch you say a sweet things.

454
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? Yeah? But I don't know that I

455
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: would have I think that would make me that part

456
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: of doing it as like on display would make me

457
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: nervous to really say what I wanted to say. I

458
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 1: would be we're concerned about like it being clever, that's true,

459
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: you know, like I would want people to laugh. Maybe

460
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 1: that's why I think I would love it so much,

461
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh my god, have stiff chip actually

462
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 1: got like sentimental. I would solve and it would be

463
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: so sweet and it would I would never throw it.

464
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the deal is. I think there's some sort

465
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 1: of inauthenticity. Wow, that's a big word after tequila. In

466
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: authentic aspect to weddings that really fucking bothers me. That's

467
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: when you that's when you know you're at a great wedding,

468
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: when you're like, fuck, this is so representative of the

469
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 1: people getting married. I've been to those weddings. I think

470
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: I've been to two. My brook who have We've talked

471
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: about Brooke. I mean, she had chick fil She had

472
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: like Chick fil aid at her wedding. Like it was

473
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 1: a nice wedding, but it was like she did it

474
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: in Alabama. It was like very representative of like like

475
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: how she grew up. And I mean, but it wasn't

476
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: like it wasn't a cheap wedding by any stretch of

477
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: the imagination. It was very creatively like thought out so

478
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 1: that it really matched like her and her husband's personalities.

479
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: But that's when you feel good being at that wedding

480
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: because you're actually like, let's celebrate. You guys are just

481
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: in love and we want to celebrate, and you're not

482
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: trying too hard to be something you're not. Well. This

483
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 1: brings us today's topic, um, because weddings are back, we

484
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: kind of we're thinking about some bridezilla situations and I

485
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: personally have only experienced a couple. Do you feel like

486
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 1: you've experienced this. I don't know actually experienced any bridezilla's.

487
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: It's weird. The only thing I could say is that

488
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: I haven't experienced like people being assholes. But my biggest

489
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 1: thing has always been why does our life and our

490
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: relationship literally turn into the only thing we talked about

491
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: is your fucking wedding until it happens, and it's exhausting,

492
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: and if you have a long engagement, then man like

493
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: as your friend were fucked because it's like a year

494
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: goes by a year and a half and I'm like, yeah,

495
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: just rain out to like juice for this topic. Like,

496
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: it's a tough one. It's a really tough one because

497
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 1: it's the most important thing in their life. So you

498
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: want to be you want to be the friend that

499
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, okay, let's let me show up, let

500
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: me care as much as you. But eventually you're like, hey, like,

501
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: I have eight hundred million other things happening in my

502
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: life and you don't know about any of them because

503
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 1: you're so wrapped up in this ship. But like your

504
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: table setting actually doesn't matter to me, right, don't care?

505
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: And you know, it's like on your wedding day, I

506
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: will treat you like it is your day. It does

507
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: not need to be your day every day between today

508
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: and you're fucking wedding. But that's how it gets treated

509
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: a little absolutely yeah, because it's like your experience basically.

510
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: And there they are trying to, I think, make it

511
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: good for everyone else to but the only way to

512
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: truly do that is to keep everyone out of it.

513
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: Does not care well, So we googled a couple of

514
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: things just to be like, oh, let's look at the

515
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: worst cringe worthy bridezillas stories because some of them are

516
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: literally absurd, and I need to shake these people and

517
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: be like, this is not a real thing. Get a

518
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: real problem, because this is not one of them. Well,

519
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: I want to say, tell them, tell them, like sort

520
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: of how we um landed on it too. Like I

521
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: saw a headline that I said to Kelly that says,

522
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: my best friend told me I can't wear makeup to

523
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: her wedding because I'll overshadow her. She doesn't want you

524
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: to be prettier than her, which you like, come the

525
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: funk on, You're the bride. Everyone is there for you.

526
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: No one's overshadowing you. And also like, yeah, just if

527
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,239
Speaker 1: that's if you're already worrying about that, then you're going

528
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: to have like probably bigger problems in your marriage about

529
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: don't have bridesmaids. You could do that, save us all?

530
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: Start the position, Yeah, no bridesmaids, save us all. I

531
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: found this article on buzz feed, and there's a bunch

532
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: of stories I'm gonna read through a couple, but um,

533
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: this one says, my best friend left me out of

534
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: her brittle party because I was overweight, and her mother

535
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: thought that would limit bridesmaid's dress choices and throw the

536
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: wedding photos off. Could you imagine so rude. This one

537
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: says one of my closest friends from college had asked

538
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: me to be her bridesmaid, and during the mandatory bridesmaid's meeting,

539
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: she warned us not to show up at her wedding

540
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: quote unquote looking like a bunch of coked out horrors.

541
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: She meant, wearing natural makeup, you're silent, coked out horns.

542
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: I don't understand if you out of bed or something,

543
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: so she doesn't. She wanted them to be like real

544
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: done up. Well, then you better pay for it. Um.

545
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: This This one says the bride kicked the groom's lifelong

546
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: best friend out of the wedding because he lived with

547
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: his girlfriend and she wanted her entire wedding party to

548
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: be quote unquote here. Oh my, this is the kicker.

549
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: Never mind that it was her third marriage and at

550
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: the first two ended due to her own infidelity. Well,

551
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: marriage number three and in the same way, but at

552
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: least the graham and his friend worked past it or

553
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: still best friends. Seriously, that girl got to go. Gotta go.

554
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: What do you have to Well, I have a long one,

555
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: so buckle your seatbelts. So I found I found this

556
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: story on a British website called Confetti and um, it's

557
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: this story titled polygraph Party. He says, perhaps one of

558
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: the post insane Reddit bridezillas of all time. This blushing

559
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: bride caught win that someone had shared her dress code

560
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: demands on Reddit, and she just didn't get mad. She

561
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: also wanted to get even by announcing a polygraph party

562
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: to find out who did the dirty on her. So

563
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: this is like, I'm already annoyed, but okay, yeah, so

564
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: this actually looks like this is a screenshot um of

565
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: a Facebook post. So unless she had like a private

566
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: group on Facebook for her friends that were in the wedding,

567
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: this could have been a public post because they've got

568
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: it blurred out. But I can tell it's the format

569
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: of Facebook post. It must be. It must have been

570
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,479
Speaker 1: a private group because it starts, you know what you are?

571
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: What I'm a slith. It says, hello, invitees a very

572
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: important update. Please read. It has come to my attention

573
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: that someone went all the way down in this group,

574
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: So it is a group in this group's create creation

575
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: to screenshot the dress code requirements. The screenshot was taken

576
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: wildly out of context and it's gone semi viral on

577
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: Facebook and read it. I've seen my post twice on

578
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: my regular Facebook account. I could not be more crushed, betrayed,

579
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: or saddened. I trust every one of you so intimately.

580
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: Knowing someone went behind my back and made fun of

581
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: me is one of the worst feelings everywhere. That doesn't

582
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: make sense, and boy, will you be paying. Therefore, I'm

583
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,719
Speaker 1: announcing one of my most unique parties you will ever

584
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: be invited to in your life besides my actual wedding.

585
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: Does anyone want to go to this girl's party? That's

586
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: like the bigger question to me. In honor of the

587
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: snitch who sold me out, I will be hosting the

588
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: first ever polygraph party at my house this Saturday at

589
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: eight pm. Sounds like a real fun time. Bring your

590
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: inner Sherlock Holmes, because we will be hunting out the

591
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: snitch who put me on blast. You think I'm kidding,

592
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm not. We just bought a real polygraph test for

593
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: in Amazon. Can we let's one she thinks she got

594
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: a real polygraph test for ninety nine dollars for Amazon.

595
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: That is what she's gonna like do to blow up

596
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: her life. After the testing is over and we find

597
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: who the rat is, we will all celebrate with drinks

598
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: and appetizers. So what there's no drinks or appetizers before.

599
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: If you can't make it to the Polygraph party, which,

600
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: by the way, she's capitalizing it Polygraph and party like

601
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: the Capital, you will be presumed guilty unless you can

602
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: provide a valid excuse. We can make this party a

603
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: unique and good one that will that will be told

604
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: for years to come. I promise, as long as you're innocent,

605
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: you have nothing to worry about. Smiley face. Next, if

606
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: any of you are unhappy with the dress code requirements,

607
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: it's okay. You can come talk to me. Instead of

608
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: participating in the dance. You can be the cleanup crew

609
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: after dinner, or volunteer to take videos of our dance,

610
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: or even contribute to our honeymoon. Anything counts. Like what

611
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: a fucking bit? Also, how about none of us are

612
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: coming to either of your Yeah, what I would have

613
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: done if I were this, I would have I would

614
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: have called everybody and said, let's all drop out of

615
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: this wedding. She's a fucking crazy person, it continues. I

616
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: highly suggest whoever did this just tell me I won't retaliate.

617
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: I will simply cut all ties in communication with you

618
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: and talk it about you for a long long time.

619
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,239
Speaker 1: That is retaliation. If you have any information about who

620
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: violated my trust and my wedding planning, I will give

621
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: you one hundred dollars. She's also looking for someone to

622
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: sell their friends. Finally, of the comments these internet trolls

623
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: have made about with a dress codes, how you don't

624
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 1: fucking know me? Do you know? Do you know why

625
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: we are doing things this way? No? Then shut up,

626
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: go back down to your scum basement and play video

627
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: games and never fucking make comments about people you don't know.

628
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: My husband and I are certified spiritual healers with over

629
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: ten years whoa, whoa, she sounds like a healer. I

630
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: have to pause there. That is absolutely insane. She's not

631
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: a spirit heals scabs. That's what she sounds like. A scab.

632
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: Slam um okay. Our wedding colors, our wedding colors, fabrics

633
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: and and intimate synchronized dance or something we hold very

634
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: dear to our hearts. The expensive clothing rep presents the

635
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: riches we wish to come. The black and camouflage outfits

636
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: represents the aura of the devil, and we must that,

637
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: we must shoe away. The soda hats represent our wishes

638
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: for an abundance of life saving liquid. Um. You get

639
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: the picture. We met a psychic we we we met

640
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: at a psychic desensitization chamber over twelve years ago in Italy.

641
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: As you all know, why bring our traditions and belief

642
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: into our wedding. And then she continued, why not bring

643
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: would you show up at an Indian person's wedding and

644
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: make fun of their culture and their tradition? If not,

645
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: don't judge ours anyway. I'm so tired of having to

646
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: explain myself over and over. Please keep me updated. Well, one,

647
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: stop explaining yourself, because you really didn't hear yourself any

648
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: what a fucking idiot. So obviously she went. Then this

649
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: article continues, says, so she went there with the culture

650
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: line and just so you know, um, just so you

651
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: can see what what the snitched leak. This is the

652
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: crazy dress code and it's based on weight. So she

653
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: told women who were one sixty to one sixty pounds

654
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: to wear green velvet sweater, orange suede pants, Lubaton heels,

655
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: the famous red heeled shoes, and then a barbery scarf.

656
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: The men who we one d two hundred pounds had

657
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: to wear a purple fuzzy jacket, a soda hat, all

658
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: white trainers, and plain glow sticks. The women who were

659
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: one hundred sixty pounds plus had to wear a black

660
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: sweater and pants any material with black eels like they

661
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: couldn't even wear lubatons. They just had to wear black

662
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: eels and overweight men. I'm assuming that's what she means

663
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: by men two hundred plus all camouflage and black sneakers.

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Speaker 1: And then children had to wear red from head to tell. Remember,

665
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: the kids will form a will be in the shape

666
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: of a heart, so it needs to be true red,

667
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: not blood orange or some bullshit. Well, one, it sounds

668
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: like a terrible party too. She sounds like she sucks

669
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: and she should be out of everyone's life. Everyone. If

670
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: she's going to have a fucking dress code, get a

671
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: better fucking dress code. Literally, none of that sounds attractive

672
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: to me. I think the stress code will specifically for

673
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: a dance to like well obviously just synchronized dance. She said,

674
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: that's very important to them. She then continues, she I

675
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: can't believe this bitch is still She followed it up

676
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: by saying Additionally, we will require that you wear a

677
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: real former. Sorry, we will require that you wear formal attire.

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00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: After the dances ended, please bring a change of clothing. Remember,

679
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: this venue is extremely upscale and we want to be

680
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: looking our best. Ladies and gents. I want to say,

681
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: if you look like trash, so will we all jokes

682
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: aside as if she's joking, all jokes aside. We want

683
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: you to invest in an outfit value to at least

684
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. This includes jewelry, accessories, makeup and hair. Remember,

685
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: ladies and gents, this wedding is twenty four carrot gold

686
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: theme for a reason. I want to just read her

687
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: back and be like, what's in this for me? Like

688
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: you have a year and a half to get working,

689
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: no excuses, lots of excuses, and that number one reason

690
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: is you. I hate her. I would never her. I

691
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 1: literally hope no. I which king who it was to

692
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 1: see if she's ended in divorce? Like could you imagine

693
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: marrying this woman? No? But he sounds just as psycho

694
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: as her. Maybe I don't know. He's probably just going

695
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: along with it because he's probably like you deal with

696
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: the planning. He probably isn't even on Facebook, doesn't even

697
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: know what's happening. And he's like, oh my god, he's

698
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: like to dance with you. And like, what he doesn't

699
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: know is that she's she's bullying all their friends. What

700
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: he doesn't know she's number one on TikTok, Like she's viral.

701
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: She's like fucking viral with all this only because people

702
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: are making fun of her. That is the most psycho thing.

703
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: What I would like to say to her is one,

704
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: please go to therapy. I no, I mean she's not

705
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: a spiritual healer. She's not even spiritual. She's not in

706
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: touch with the spirit at all. Whatever spirits she's in

707
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: touch with sounds very dark. It's like that dark witch

708
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: from Game of Thrones, you know, like the red Witch.

709
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is like you. It's like I can't

710
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: talk about the Kardashians. I can't talk about Game of Thrones.

711
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: Like what I watched? Weird? Weird? D you think? Well?

712
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: I mean I watched you know one thing, you and

713
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: I both watched. This is such a tangent we both

714
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: watched recently. Sorry, Susan, I know this is a tangent

715
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: and this isn't prepared. But the Tina documentary So if

716
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: you guys have not seen Tina Turner's documentary on HBO,

717
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: it's a must see. I loved her before, but like

718
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 1: I am obsessed with her now. I mean talk about

719
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: a life. Yeah, I mean it's like music aside, but

720
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: I think she achieved musically, like take that out of

721
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: the picture, like because I mean, obviously she was brilliant

722
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: we've but what she overcame and what she achieved absolute too. Yeah.

723
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: But also she literally is the most talented not like

724
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: naturally talented person, Like you know, we see like the

725
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: Beyonces of the world who were floored by but we

726
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 1: also know Beyonce works her fucking ass up. I literally

727
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: think Tina Turner just has it in her bones. Oh yeah,

728
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: I mean you totally get that from her. And she

729
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: never studied music in any form of facts or dance

730
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: and she just does it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great documentary.

731
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: It's on HBO. It's the only thing, so you have

732
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: to kind I like invest in that. But sex my password.

733
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm so curious if that actually works at

734
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: chip doors on Instagram if you guys want to do that.

735
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: But Sex in the City is also about to come out,

736
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: so I feel like our listeners really should just invest

737
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: in age putting on HBO. It's gonna be No, it's

738
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: gonna be on h Oh my god. Some times this

739
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: is the biggest news. Like literally, Sex and the City

740
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: is coming back a new season and they're remaster and

741
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: it's not remastered. It's a like Samantha not on it,

742
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: or some Samantha is not doing it, which sucks because

743
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: she is such an integral part. I'm curious, Am I wrong?

744
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: Everyone else has sex? I mean, I'm seeing Miranda's boobs

745
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: more times than I care to this one. Now, I

746
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 1: don't know. It's a great question. This is what I'm saying.

747
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 1: We don't know. No, I don't know. We don't know. Anyway, Well,

748
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,959
Speaker 1: I don't think that there is a bride Zilla story

749
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: that I can top after that psychedists, So there's absolutely

750
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: no chance that is if that girl is a listener, quit,

751
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wonder for wedding even happened. This

752
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 1: story is from February seven. Oh can you find? Her? Name?

753
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: Was messenger? God? I wish. Hey, we'll keep you guys

754
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: up to date on that. Let's talk about Susan though,

755
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: what about her? Okay, so last week if you haven't,

756
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: if you can't quit me, No, she absolutely can't quit you,

757
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: sus So listen. Last week we talked about getting some

758
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: feedback from a listener that said, hey, we've gotten boring,

759
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: which is maybe while we're drinking te killa today. Do

760
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: you think it's also just the mood struck us. We're

761
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 1: also recording later in the day, we don't have as

762
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: many responsibilities. I'm not actually sure that this makes for

763
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: a better podcast, but we're here. Sus and um we

764
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: talked about how she said we got boring and we're

765
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: open to feedback, and she also really just kind of

766
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: pulled you to the side and was like, hey, like

767
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: you need to be a little more prepared. Okay, well,

768
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: so there's a couple of things I need to say.

769
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 1: First of all, you got defended a bunch. Dan said, sorry, Kelly,

770
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm d d m NG. Rather than emailing, it's easier.

771
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: I just listened to the edge. I disagree with Susan.

772
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: Maybe she's not your target audience. Like the Britney Spears episode.

773
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: She's not my favorite, but it wasn't boring. The only

774
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: thing I noticed was the episodes were one of you

775
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: are both of you phoned in. We're harder to get into,

776
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: so when we're doing zoom, I can see that. I

777
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: mean we we've said that. She goes like your banter

778
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: wasn't as jovial and your voices sounded distant, but totally

779
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: get why you couldn't be together. So it's part of

780
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: the COVID deal. Gotta roll with it. You two keep

781
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: me laughing. Yes, do sex do dating and sex episodes.

782
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: They are helpful and some of the stories people write

783
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: you chip watch friends. This is what I've been telling you. Pivot.

784
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: It's on every station at any point of the day.

785
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: But I believe the streaming services that carry a have

786
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: h is HBO. That's true. Actually, see another reason to

787
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: get HBO. Guys, have a good one, and thanks for

788
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: starting my week end off with a laugh. This one

789
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: comes from Laura. She says, well, quote unquote, lady, she's

790
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: calling me that as I love you, Laura hate That

791
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: name that I was mentioned in the pod was amazing.

792
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: I guess we messaged. We mentioned one of Laura's messages

793
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 1: and one of these days I'll share some random, ridiculous

794
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: story with y'all. I have so many, but I just

795
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: wanted to say, I love y'all so much, and my

796
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: only complaint is that this ship is two day short.

797
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: I get ninety minutes of my creepy, evil murder mystery

798
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: ship and only a half hour with two of my

799
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: besties still waiting on merch. But I'm happy your assistant

800
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: got y'all a new email. That's right, it's The Edge

801
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: at Velvet Sage dot com. Any who, I don't know

802
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: what's up with Susan A k A. We love your

803
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: constructive criticism, Karen, but I quite enjoy Friday's love it.

804
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: This one comes from Kim Hey. Kelly listened to this

805
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 1: week's The Edge podcast. Sorry, I'm a few days later,

806
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to say that, respectfully, I understand

807
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: Susan's point. I like that you and Chip aren't. I

808
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: respectfully understand Susan's point, so she respectfully disagrees. I love

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00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: that you and Chip are unscripted. I feel like I'm

810
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: with my friends talking about what is going on in

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00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: the real world and in my real life. My friends

812
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: and I google when we don't know something personally opinion

813
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: av but just know that some of us don't need

814
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: you to be totally scripted. I can't wait for next

815
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: week's episode. So do you want to know the kicker?

816
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: The last message I got was from Susan herself, and

817
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: she said, oh my god, I just listened. This is

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00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: my Finstagram. That's why I don't have pis. I love

819
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: you're open that you're open to feedback. Oh yeah, I

820
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: tell Chip, my name is not really Susan. Her name

821
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: is that a song? Yeah, that's Whitney. Oh god, who

822
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,399
Speaker 1: the funk is it? Is it Justin Anderson or something?

823
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: Somebody's like trolling up. They can't quit me. Oh my god,

824
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: it's somebody who has a Instagram. Instagram. Why do people

825
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 1: like Susan come out to tell us who you are?

826
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: Reveal yourself? I mean now, like I kind of like

827
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: that we just get to make fun of Susan now,

828
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: and like we're kind of making fun of a a

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00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: fake person. Well, she came at us with a very

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00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: Susan attitude, so actually her name makes sense, you know

831
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: what I mean? You know what's funny is let's tell

832
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: me instead of calling people Karen's now, let's just call

833
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: them Susan and every Susan everyone's Susan. Don't be such

834
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: as Susan. Don't be such a People are gonna be like,

835
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: you know, it's Karen and we're like, no, no, but

836
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 1: it's Susan for us. It's actually should be for everybody.

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00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can change it. Start, let's start away.

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00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: Should that be a shirt? It's really Susan. My god,

839
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: my name is not Susan. We should just Susan, not Susan.

840
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 1: We need to play around with that because that's funny.

841
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm not Susan, not Susan. We'll, obvi, don't be a Susan.

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00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: The thing that I only, the only real issue I

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Speaker 1: have is if you're going to comment, somebody, come at

844
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 1: me with your full fucking like be bold, like you're

845
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: being bold and your statement, and I have to tolerate it.

846
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: I actually, like, I feel like I get trolled so

847
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: much now that I'm just kind of like, okay, cool,

848
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: I'll be open to certain feedback and the rest of it.

849
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: I just blocked. But like, if you're coming at me

850
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: with your fake name, like you're a pussy, you know

851
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: what I mean, Susan's got no balls or maybe Susan Dawes.

852
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: I think she might, m hmm. Well, TVD on that

853
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: um Sue. Still, thanks for the feedback. I think there

854
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: was one more that we got that I wasn't here

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00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: we go. This one's from Barbara um Babs. I know.

856
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: She said, Hey, Kelly, I love listening to you and Chip.

857
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: I have a post pandemic dating story. Oh, I have

858
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: not dated during the pandemic. I'm too scared of COVID

859
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: to meet guys online. A year later, I've had COVID

860
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: and I'm vaxed. What up? Vaxed and waxed. I was

861
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: excited when a friend wanted to fix me up with

862
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: a really sweet guys she knew. We texted a few

863
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 1: texts and the subject of mask came up. I stated,

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00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: I have I have had COVID, I wear a mask

865
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 1: in public places as mandated in my state of California,

866
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: and I am vaccinated. He texted me that he's hard

867
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 1: core conservative and he didn't want to meet me. Our

868
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: beliefs are too different. That's a first for me. He

869
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 1: tried to convince me he likes most people and hopes

870
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: he didn't offend me. He left me speechless, since you

871
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: didn't know me, and I felt judged. This all took

872
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 1: place in a couple of hours time. I definitely dodged

873
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: a bullet. Definitely. Oh that's what you feel like for sure.

874
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: I'm certain your eyes are squinty. We've literally had a

875
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: drink and a half. What is wrong with us? That?

876
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: Probably not. I do feel like she dodged a bullet.

877
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: I do feel like this is such an interesting aspect

878
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: of dating though. Wow, good one. Oh, I mean you

879
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: said it all literally living on a bit camp. I'm

880
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: literally gonna have to cut all of this podcast. I mean,

881
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: let's go back to that contination. Well, why don't you

882
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: interject something that's actually substantial. You're like, yeah, cool story,

883
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: one story, welcome to my fucking life. Good God, Chip

884
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: is worth that thing right now. Don't give him where

885
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: I want to go back to the negative one that

886
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: he likes. Well, I am, but I'm trying to get

887
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: you to talk about this first negative one, sucking bitch

888
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: about him? Maybe? Are you, Susan? Are you trolling yourself?

889
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: What if I just wanted more attention? I was like,

890
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: everyone only writes Kelly someone to write something about, but

891
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: it's negative. This is from Holland. She says, heard your

892
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: latest listener feedback, and I feel the same. I enjoy

893
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: listening to you to catch up on life, but it's

894
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: become more of a sex and dating versus life show,

895
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: or at a minimum, excuse more heavy sex and dating.

896
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: I loved the original at Casual model models, solid topics,

897
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: good prep, that one hit and advice. Go back and

898
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: listen to the original at Casual Holiday episode for a

899
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: sample of an episode I loved. But I still love listening.

900
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: I mean, we did a holiday episode. We did a

901
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: holiday episode. We're going to really have to go back.

902
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: I will say, it's like we went through that moment

903
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: of sex and dating. But I'm confused because our numbers

904
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: were better and we got more listener emails when we

905
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: were doing sex and dating topic. But it sounds like

906
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: she thinks we're doing more sex and dating now she does.

907
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: Apparently she feels like that's she didn't like that. But

908
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: that's what I'm telling her. This is what I would

909
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: say to Holland, is that the reason that we kind

910
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: of went with that for a while. We did one

911
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: episode about sex and dating and people were through the roof,

912
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: like writing in it gives us we love of interacting

913
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: with you guys, and so gave us a bunch of

914
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: stories like, we love talking about ship and our numbers

915
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: were really high, so it's difficult because you know, our

916
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: hearts like, whoa kill it, You're doing great whatever. Yeah,

917
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like cool, But then you actually said you

918
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: were like, I don't know that I can give that

919
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: much advice about this because I'm not even in a relationship.

920
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: And so we kind of started talking about that. We're like, yeah,

921
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: let's make it more broad, let's not we decided that

922
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: to go against our well, and it was also like

923
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: I felt like we just needed to mix things up

924
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: a little bit topics or whatever. Yeah, we did. But

925
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: so that's why I'm confused, because I don't actually feel

926
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: like we've gone heavy sex and dating in a while. Oh,

927
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: that's why I'm confused by her review. I don't know,

928
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: holl And, can you tell us more? Maybe she started

929
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: hearing me talking about or something. Maybe that's what I

930
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: don't think anyone started that. I'm for sure not anyway,

931
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: if I could remember the sign off right now, this

932
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: would be a really good I do feel like I

933
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 1: just feel like maybe we're getting a little too tipsy

934
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,720
Speaker 1: for actually continuing, so we gotta we gotta go. Well, anyway,

935
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 1: you guys. Keep the feedback coming, even if it's negative.

936
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I'm opened a negative feedback. Well, we

937
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: want to know what you guys want. And that's been

938
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: the biggest thing that we've talked about lately, is like,

939
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: we want to talk about the topic that you want

940
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: to talk about. I think one of the biggest feedbacks

941
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: that Chip and I get is that you guys feel

942
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: like we're friends, and we feel that way about y'all too,

943
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: So tell us your stories. We want to call people

944
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: like Brittany and people on like I actually want to

945
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: interview some of our listeners. I think it's hilarious. I'm

946
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: like we were talking about that earlier, like maybe some

947
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 1: guests and stuff. Yeah, so keep the messages coming. We

948
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: do have a new email. It's the Edge at velvets

949
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: edge dot com. Um, we are working on the merch

950
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: by the way, it's just a slow process coming. I

951
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: spoke the other day and I think we're gonna start

952
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: seeing some cops. Okay, good, So the Edge at velvet

953
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: edge dot com or you can always slide into my

954
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: d M s at velvet Edge. Chip is at Chip

955
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: Doorshe spell that forest Chip C H I P D

956
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: O r s H. I love how you always go

957
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,959
Speaker 1: up with the pace p um anyway, when you guys

958
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: are going as you right as you are going to

959
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: you know uh. And you guys, just so you know,

960
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 1: remember when you're living on the edge, always remember to

961
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: act casual. I'm never going to do that, right, I

962
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 1: know you did say remember twice? Okay, Bye bye