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Speaker 1: good morning. You have more energy this morning, Dan, yell,

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Speaker 1: Do you even have more energy than Danielle? I absolutely

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Speaker 1: like put makeup on my face this morning. You look

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Speaker 1: look especially rougie this morning, Running scary. Good morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: know today is brother Scott's pudding day. It's also talked

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Speaker 1: like a pirate day. Yeah, what's a pirate's favorite letter?

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Speaker 1: songer the music clues you bring ticket, I feel right, mutes,

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Speaker 1: How do you save a drowning pirate? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: How do you save power? You give him? CPR? These

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Speaker 1: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Why? Because he was

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Speaker 1: What armies one? Have you ever heard any dirty pirate

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Speaker 1: What does the dyslexic pirates say? What ra everybody with

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Speaker 1: hear about the pirates that play golf? No? No, he

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Speaker 1: has to include the phrase Arma, good morning, Chrissy. Do

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Speaker 1: were those pirate jokes you just heard? No comment was

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Speaker 1: hear you must be a pirate. You've got some nice booty.

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Speaker 1: By the way, the morning do the funnier they get you, right, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: keep them coming on the morning. Well, Chrissy, what's going

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Speaker 1: enjoying it as always every morning I'm listening to it

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Speaker 1: me ask you this thing, Chrissy, who's your favorite on

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Speaker 1: the show? With Elvis out? He still wants equally your

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Speaker 1: whatever everyone loves one kid better tea yea love we

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Speaker 1: So thank you so much for being our first caller

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, last night I watched American Horror Story

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Speaker 1: And Uber and Lyft and the ride shares that if

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Speaker 1: more pirate joke. How much do pirates charge for corn?

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Speaker 1: the world's longest bachelorette party? It's like five days long? So, ladies,

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Speaker 1: for him on Monday and be Lady Berton Day. Yeah yeah, Capricorn,

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Speaker 1: taking time to do stuff for yourself will go a

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Speaker 1: your days and eight Aquarius, you're doing great in your

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Speaker 1: professional life. Continue to exude confidence. Your day is a

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Speaker 1: ten Hey by days, Let your creative juices flow, take

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Speaker 1: nine Mary, someone special is going to need advice from you,

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Speaker 1: a seven cats Are. Something great is right around the corner,

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Speaker 1: Your days and nine Leo, go out and treat yourself.

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Speaker 1: ten and those are your Thursday morning. Thank you very much, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: All right, if you want to go to college for free,

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Speaker 1: maybe New Mexico is the place for you. New Mexico's

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Speaker 1: I know iPhones are about to go green. Apple plans

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Speaker 1: advertising ruth in advertising. They're saying a lot of people

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Speaker 1: Ready for Thursday? Ye? What's happened? Demi Lavand Okay, this

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Speaker 1: So lately, Cholula hot sauce has kind of been my jam.

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Speaker 1: Actually it's been my sauce. Not only does Cholula have

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Speaker 1: morning show. So according to your count, Danielle, do we

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Speaker 1: count the day we're in. Nob we count tomorrow. So

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Speaker 1: the rest of this show though, now, but you don't

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Speaker 1: that's really go I wish I was five foot one.

420
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: I pray every day that I'll wake up five foot one.

421
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: But like, what's it like up there? Seriously, what's the

422
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: most negative thing that you found about being short? Um?

423
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: One of the things I I it's more a personal

424
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:23,719
Speaker 1: thing I think is being taken seriously. Yeah, and I

425
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 1: feel like everyone's like, oh, hi, oh you're so cute

426
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: or whatever it might be, and I want to be like,

427
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty five ye own woman. Um, thank you

428
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: I for the compliment. But you know, sometimes I don't

429
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: want to be cute. I want to be taken seriously

430
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: or you know. Um, but that's one, you know. I

431
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 1: think that's maybe my own personal thing because a lot

432
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: of my friends will say that they don't even realize

433
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Speaker 1: how tiny I really am until a situation arises. Here's

434
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Speaker 1: a situation, Sarah. Have you ever been on a roller coaster?

435
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: I have. I don't like role closter, but I haven't

436
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: to get on. I usually kiki toes a little bit.

437
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: So you're a thirty something year old woman and they

438
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: actually make you back up to that board with the

439
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 1: little mouse holding Yes, anything you know feels I worn

440
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 1: sneakers with a list in them. But do you remember,

441
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, have you ever been angry at being sure?

442
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: Do you remember that bagel guy a couple of months ago?

443
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he was. He was saying women won't date him.

444
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. He was still here in New York.

445
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: Who was the bagel team or something like that. Yeah, okay,

446
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: the great Why is it okay for women to say, oh,

447
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: your five feet on dating sites? You should be dead?

448
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's you here? Why is that okay? Okay, okay,

449
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 1: all right, well let's just move on. Sarah. I used

450
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Speaker 1: to do. I used to not real lies that I

451
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: was short until some I would say to somebody, oh

452
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: my gosh, you're so short, and somebody would say, to

453
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: meet Danielle, you're the same size as then too, And

454
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: then I say, no, I'm not. I'm taller than they are, like, no,

455
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: you're not a lot of times I get people don't

456
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: notice how short I am until they approach, and then

457
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: they're like, oh I didn't know you were that little.

458
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well Sarah, I love you, and uh,

459
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: you know, for all of your four foot nine and

460
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: scary has a new phrase instead of short, We're gonna

461
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: call you something, yes, living with being little, because I'm

462
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 1: offended for the small people. That's you're going to call

463
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: her vertically challenged. I'm fun size. Oh yeah, fun size. Yeah,

464
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm fun side. That's good, you know. Okay, so fun

465
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: size Sarah, I've got something for you. Do you do

466
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: you like coffee? It won't stunt your growth anymore. Don't worry. No,

467
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: I love coffee. I need it because a student teacher. Well,

468
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: we have a lovely partner, Delongee, and we've got this

469
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: brand new Dynamica machine and it's got true brew over

470
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: ice technology. Now you can enjoy your favorite espresso, latte, cappuccino,

471
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: provided you can reach it on your countertop, the most

472
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: perfect coffee anytime, just with a push of a button.

473
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: The new Delongi Dynamica we're going to send one year way. Okay, hey,

474
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: does a shot look Does a shot look like a

475
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: full sized cup in your hand? What a good day?

476
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: A good day? Listen, I have found the body finally

477
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: a few years back to that one girl's point though

478
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: about not getting taken seriously, that is one of the

479
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: reasons you will never hear me yelling about something, because

480
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: I did once and the guy work with sent me

481
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: a picture of a stuffed animal holding a knife and

482
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: he said, this is what you look like. I was like, damn,

483
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: like a little idiot. Okay, fine, well listen, we're embracing

484
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: short people today, Sarah, and thank you for calling in

485
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: and I love you, guys, thank you so much, love you,

486
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: and thank you for not taking in defense the scaries

487
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: pet jump just a second. Okay, we got it, got it?

488
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: Oh God, Gandhi, you're gonna post that on sometime. I'm

489
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: gonna post it on my Instagram. Okay, let's get into

490
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: the Danielle Report, all right. So we do have a

491
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: new champion from America's Got Talented, but I'm not going

492
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: to tell you who it is because I don't want

493
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: to piss everybody off. So you didn't watch whatever, Very

494
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Speaker 1: responsible of you. Lady Ganga has reportedly been offered a

495
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: new part in the Little Shop of Horrors revamp. Looks

496
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: like she could play Audrey. I was Audrey, I talked

497
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: like this high scene more as plays and Hustlers. Is

498
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: not a happy camper. She says they stole her story

499
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: and that it's full of an accuracies, and she's claiming

500
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: that people are only going to see the movie because

501
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: jay Loo's on a striper pole, which I kind of

502
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: say yes to as well. I want to see Jlo

503
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: on a stripole. I really never thought about the compelling storyline.

504
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: No me neither. So Simon Cowell was on with Randy

505
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: Jackson and Paula Abdu a lull reunion on with Kelly Clarkson,

506
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: and he says that he is so proud of the

507
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: legacy that they built on American Idol and his one

508
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: wish is to work with them again on another show,

509
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: So we'll see if that happens. Tell A Swift is

510
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: saying that she has tried to have a relationship with

511
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: Kanye West, but he is very sweet behind the scenes,

512
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: but he always turns on her publicly, so she considers

513
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: him to be two faced. I got a lot to say.

514
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: Don't say it? Why don't say it? She started driving

515
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: habits seemed to change depending on the music. Did you

516
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: guys know that when listening to loud rock the number

517
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: of lane changes jump from an average of seventy times

518
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: up to one hundred and forty times per hour. Wow? Yea,

519
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: So now they have the most dangerous songs to drive to.

520
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: Let Me give You American Idiot by Green Day Party

521
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: in the USA, Miley Cyrus, Mister Brightside, mister Brightside, the Killers,

522
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: Don't Let Me Down, the Chain Smokers, and Born to

523
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: Run Bruce Springsteen. So these are dangerous people. Will go

524
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: over the speed limit and change lanes too much, and

525
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: the least dangerous songs to drive through. They're saying Stairway

526
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: to Heaven, Led Zeppelin, under the Bridge, Red Chili and

527
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers, God's Plan, Drake, Africa, Bike Toto,

528
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: and Location. Really so yeah, everyone's high going. That's driving

529
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: when you're high. Luke Brian is saying that his next

530
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: album will have a good mix of his famous poppy

531
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: country sound along with some traditional vintage country sound. It

532
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: is so good, by the way, is it good? You've

533
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: heard it already? Well, so after the show. Lisa and

534
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: I were lucky enough to hang out with him some

535
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: after the show, and we heard all of the songs

536
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: on the new album and they are so so so good.

537
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh really, look at your well fatty brands dropping names

538
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: over Froggy. I didn't drop any names. I dropped my

539
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: wife's name, Froggy. Just one second here, You've been promising

540
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: as Luke Brian or Chase Rice, one of these guys

541
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: for the last three months. You golfed with him, buddies,

542
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: you text him. You know what actually actually is Garrett

543
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: there somewhere round here, ask Garrett. So Garrett saw Luke

544
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: since I did. And the first thing Luke said to

545
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: him was, I am doing everything I can to find

546
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: a day I can come in and do the Show's okay,

547
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: he wants to come in and do our show, all right?

548
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: And in your opinion, who is the greatest HBO character

549
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: of all time? Tyri Atlantis or no, no, Tony sopranos. Oh,

550
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: those are both good. Tony soprano. That's it. He ran

551
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: away with the poll of America's favorite HBO character of

552
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: all time. Thursday Night Football goes down tonight with the

553
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: Jaguars on the Titans. Nate, I know where you're gonna

554
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: be turned to Downton Navi the cast for your nights

555
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: at the Castle. They're gonna all talk about the movie

556
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. I had an opportunity to go

557
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: to a screening last night. Yeah, I turned it down

558
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: because I want to go and I want to make

559
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: a special date night and I want to have and

560
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,479
Speaker 1: I want to like go there and just envel myself

561
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: in County. Who are you going with Elvis? No, who's

562
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: your day? Actually, that would be a great day. Two

563
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: of you just gushed at I'm inviting him out to

564
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: see down to gosh. All right, let's up next hour

565
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: talk about which celebrity accidentally posted her email address. Oh yeah,

566
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: did you see that? Yeah, girl, let's learn. Just you

567
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: gotta learn what you're taking pictures up? Yeah right, ye

568
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: know what. I've done it before. I had my address

569
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: on social and somebody said, Daniel, you got to take

570
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: that post down. I'm like, why your mails in the

571
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: background and your address is there. I didn't know and

572
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: I didn't realize people zoom in like that total, but

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00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: they've done creeper. So coming up in what is this

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00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: two weeks from three weeks from today October tenth. I

575
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: can't do the math. Three is weeks from today? You

576
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: can join us the entire morning show Elvis Durand's Taste

577
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: of New York. We're hosting and it's gonna be really fun.

578
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: So it's happening Thursday, October tenth, seven to ten, and

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00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: you can get your tickets now. You can go to

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00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand noy WFF dot org because they're going to

581
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: be a bunch of chefs from around the area. We'll

582
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: have food. First five hundred people in get a book

583
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: signed by Elvis, and like you said, we're all going

584
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: to be there hosting Danielle Nate and if you've ever

585
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: wanted to meet the entire morning show at once, get

586
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: a get Elvis book, Elvis's book, have some great food,

587
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: and like I said, meet us. This is your opportunity.

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00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: It's going to be a lot of people are asking,

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00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: are you guys really going to all be there? Yes,

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00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: he will all be there. Yes, Danielle will be selling

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00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: her outfit the next day. I didn't sell my dress

592
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: that the rest of the girls, Gandhi will be as

593
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: what the Elvis Durad's taste of the I probably will. Okay, well,

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00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. And when we come back, I

595
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: have to talk about and tell you about the superhero

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00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: I saw an action yesterday. Really, I can't believe it.

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00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: Real superheroes don't wear capes. This one wasn't. Wow. He

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00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: was wearing plaid. More from the Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge,

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Locz isn't here. If I was on tour, I

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00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 1: would insist on having some sort of screen with words

601
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 1: on it. The only time I ever forgot the words

602
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: on stage was when I was pregnant. No, no no, why

603
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: are you blaming your pregnant I look back at my

604
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Speaker 1: backgross and I'm like, what the words brought to you?

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Speaker 1: Buy Mercedes AMG be prepared for whatever comes your way

606
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Speaker 1: in the all new GT four door coup. Because life

607
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: is a race, visit your local dealership for a test

608
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: drive today. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, guys,

609
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: bedtime is sometimes a battle for both you and your kids.

610
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: For instance, my daughter Ella, she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well,

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Speaker 1: fortunately Trish and I have now discovered Vic's pures E's

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Speaker 1: Kids Melotony gummies to help her fall asleep. Naturally, find

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Speaker 1: pures E's Kids in stores everywhere. Is Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show? Okay, stay four No, Elvis, he's on

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Speaker 1: his honeymoon. I'm straight Nate, just making sure everybody's here

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00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: on a regular basis. There's Danielle HELLO'DI scary. There's Froggy

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Speaker 1: there in Florida. Hello. And there's Brody and Diamond, Scottie

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Speaker 1: b Garrett, Josh Alli, Gosh. We have a lot of

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Speaker 1: people and a lot of people, a lot of people,

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00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: and I would never have expected to have happened yesterday

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Speaker 1: with the person that had happened with Really, yeah, Danielle

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00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: who was it? I saw a superhero who was that?

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Speaker 1: I can't say a superhero in action? So wait, someone

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00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 1: we know? Somebody we know? Okay. So we were walking Scary, myself, Garrett, Ali,

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Speaker 1: and a friend, Amanda. We were walking to the Friends

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Speaker 1: pop up shop here in uh Tribeca and soho yeah,

627
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Speaker 1: and we were walking up there and it's a few

628
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: blocks away in New York City is full of bustling traffic,

629
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: and we're waiting there at an intersection and we're waiting

630
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: to cross, and it's the group of us. We're all chatting,

631
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: having a great time, making merry, looking at each other, laughing,

632
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: telling chokes, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,

633
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: we hear and I looked to my left and it's

634
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: a car and it's creening down the street. And maybe

635
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: I'm being a little melodramatic, but it hits one car

636
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: and then it hits another car. And that's when this

637
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: superhero chumps out from behind me and I see these strong,

638
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: burly arms with plaid on them because he was wearing

639
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: a plaid shirt. And the arms reach around and grab

640
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: Scary and Amanda and Alley and Garrett and pulls them

641
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: to safety. But I'm still standing there. What the hell Brody?

642
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: Brody grabbed everybody from the street corner pulled him to safety,

643
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: the most dad reflex move I've ever scene, and I'm

644
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: still standing there with the car careening towards me with

645
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: I was even the one closes What the hell? Man?

646
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: All right? First of all, can you explain this Ali?

647
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: You know I have three daughters, So I grabbed Ali

648
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: and Amanda because you know they're they're young females. I

649
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: was trying to help them, like dad reflex. Garrett's been

650
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: with the show a long time. Scary is my co

651
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: host on The Brooklyn Boys. He's you still haven't bought

652
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: me a stake dinner? And uh. And you know, Nate,

653
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: you're in good shape. You can fend for yourself. The man,

654
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: that's what you thought you'd let. Their reflexes weren't as

655
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 1: fast as Nate's. Yeah, in that point one second, I realized,

656
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: if I can only save everyone but one person, he's

657
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: on his own. Are you kidding me? But I can see, well,

658
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: maybe this is a compliment towards you. No, it's no,

659
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: no offense, But I feel like of the group, Nate

660
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: might be the weakest he's still recovering from some things,

661
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: always putting his back. Look, we have one web person,

662
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: that's Ali. We have one scary Garrett does sound. We

663
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: have three producers. We could spare me. I'm thinking, I

664
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: think he figures he can do your job. So he

665
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: did it when you were out with your strokes, So

666
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: what the hell? It was a career decision. Right, You're

667
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: lucky he didn't push you in front of the car.

668
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Next, my arms are I'm long enough.

669
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 1: I tried witness to this. That was a douche move.

670
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: Hold on a douche move? Is that Of the five

671
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: people I saved, four of them said thank you, Oh

672
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 1: my god, thank you, and one person just kept walking steering.

673
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: I was in shock at the time. I didn't even

674
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: realize you were holding me. I had no idea that

675
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: anyone having their arms around me. I just all I

676
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: saw is because it was literally it was like one

677
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: car crashes into the the the one in front of it,

678
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: and then the two cars crashed into the third. Was

679
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: it was really scared. It was coming right for us.

680
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: And I'm still standing there like I'm giving out CDs.

681
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: What the hell, man, I'm pretty sure you were looking

682
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: in the reflection on the windshield and see if your

683
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: hair look good. Twenty Maybe Brodie thinks if you get

684
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: moted over by a car, he could host the show.

685
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: That's what I think the conspiracy is. Maybe you planned it.

686
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: You're like, the guy should have been a little bit

687
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: more to the right, then he would have gotten Nate

688
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: and I would have saved everybody else. Wow, you're thinking

689
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: maybe it was a botched hit job. Wow, there's all

690
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: five of us being like, let's get out of here

691
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: before everyone calls us as witnesses. Listen. Yeah, typical New

692
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 1: York City move. Let's get that hell out where somebody

693
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: comes over and ask for our phone number. Um. Yeah,

694
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: So Brodie, I don't know what he was a superhero,

695
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: but he left it to die. You were a superhero

696
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: but he left me. I mean, seriously, which Superman was

697
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: that where he couldn't save everyone? Lois? Was it Lois Lane?

698
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: That was Superman too? Superman? He had to either go

699
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: one way or the other way to stop the missiles. Yeah,

700
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: and uh he was. He told them he would save us,

701
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: the Taskmasters whatever, the woman's sister in Jersey. Yeah, and

702
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: he couldn't save Lois Lane. Yeah. See there you go.

703
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert forty years old. Brody knows you know who

704
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: is where is bread is buttered? Daniel? You would I

705
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: thank you. I think I would have gotten left right

706
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: next to Nate. No, Brodie, it's true, but thank you

707
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: for saving everybody but me. Bro appreciate that that was

708
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: almost well you lived, so we're okay. I know, and

709
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: it's a hell of a story. I liked it. Scary

710
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 1: didn't even appreciate it. Keeps on Instagram and walked across

711
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: the I'm walking down the street and I'm kind of upset,

712
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: not upset it, Brodie, because I know, you know, I

713
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: could probably have handled myself. But everybody's like, oh my god, Brodie,

714
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: thank you so much. And Scary's so where we going

715
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: to eat? I can't even Oh, Brodie, you saved the

716
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 1: wrong one. Next time you got to save Nate. I'm

717
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 1: trying to think not he would appreciate it. He'd buy

718
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: me a stake. All right, let's let's get into the

719
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 1: three things. Gandie, what do we need to know? Southeast

720
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: Texas is getting drenched by tropical depression, Emelda. Over eight

721
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: inches of rain have fallen. They expect more rain, and

722
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: of course that means flash flooding. So if you can help,

723
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: Redcross dot org. As we always say, the Washington Monument

724
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,959
Speaker 1: is reopening. It's been closed for three years. I didn't

725
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: know it had been that long. Well, the other once

726
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: it reopens, it's going to have a little bit of

727
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: an upgrade. You'll have a new elevator and exciting new

728
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: security screening areas. It was built in the eighteen hundreds

729
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: and for a while it was the tallest building in

730
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: the world. And finally, I'm very excited about this, even

731
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,479
Speaker 1: though I'm not on any dating apps. But we've all

732
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: seen some false advertising with filters, right yeah, Well now

733
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: Plenty of Fish, which is a dating site, says that

734
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 1: they're going to ban all photos with filters on them.

735
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter guy, girl, if you have a filter

736
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: on your picture, they're going to take it off the

737
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: website because they say it's false advertising. And people are

738
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: very upset that they are meeting up with people who

739
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: don't look like their photos. Has that ever happened to you?

740
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 1: What happened to me? No? I don't. I showed up

741
00:42:54,400 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: and the person did any different. It was different. See

742
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: flower crowns you walk through all right, your phone tap

743
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: that Elvis hates, but we love that's coming up next,

744
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: which but yeah, that's job radio apped here everything you

745
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: missed with demand to the music that before I listen

746
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: to you guy. Yeah, so I got a notice from

747
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: LifeLock saying your credit score has changed. I was like,

748
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what happened? But this was actually a

749
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: good thing. It went on then you guys remember when

750
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: Elvis asked us to donate to charity instead of giving

751
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: him a gift for his wedding. Yeah, so that got

752
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: you know, right, yeah flagged and LifeLock was like, oh, hello,

753
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: is this you? And I was like, yeah, that's me.

754
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: So anyway, this year maybe on track to be the

755
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: worst year ever for data breaches. According to a research

756
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: and security firm, more than thirty eight hundred data breaches

757
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: were reported in the first six months of the year.

758
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: And the unfortunate thing is there are so many ways

759
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: for cyber criminals to get what's yours and use it

760
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: and then you know, steal your identity. I know Alex

761
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: Elvis's husband, Oh my Elvis's husband actually had his whole

762
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: identity stolen. Oh yeah, LifeLock to the rescue. Look, no

763
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: one can prevent all identity theft or cybercrime or monitor

764
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: transactions all the time, but LifeLock with Norton Security can

765
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: definitely see threats you might miss on your own. So

766
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 1: right now, thirty percent off your first year with promo

767
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: code Elvis. It's one eight hundred LifeLock or visit LifeLock

768
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: dot com. The promo code is Elvis to save thirty

769
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: percent or for expires October sixth don't wait, LifeLock dot com.

770
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: And now here's another phone tap that Elvis didn't love,

771
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: but he's not here to stop us from playing in.

772
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: It's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show minus Elvis. Duran's right,

773
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 1: he's on his honeymoon. And would you say scary as

774
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: when the cat's away, the mice will play this. This This

775
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: is cruel And then that I think about it in

776
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: retrospect because because if Elvis was here, we wouldn't be

777
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: playing these phone taps because he wasn't a big fan

778
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: of them. Don't be a suck up like this one

779
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: here about we're free, so free. Here's the cruel for

780
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: the listener. What are we going? Well? The listeners might

781
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: like it. We all might think the listeners might like it. Yeah,

782
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: but these are things that Elvis might have put the

783
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: kabash on. He might have stopped us from playing before. No, no, no,

784
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: he wouldn't. Might have he has had, he already had. Yeah,

785
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: I'm pointing it out. So let's here's another one of those.

786
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: You are the one who schedules the phone taps. That's right, Okay,

787
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: so you did this well this one. I didn't do

788
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: this phone tap that. Greg still put it at them

789
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: to play, right, But they aired once and then then

790
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: Elvis is like, never again. So here's never again phone

791
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 1: tap that I wanted to play today, Elvis. He listened

792
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: to this. So they're playing stuff that you would never do. Elvis,

793
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Are you calling? Who are you?

794
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: You're not on the phone with him, He wouldn't answer.

795
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 1: I'm putting the phone up to the speaker. I want

796
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: you to hear what you're doing. They're doing everything that

797
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: you would the way with I Heart Radio, he can

798
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: listen anywhere. He would do that. Tell him to stop

799
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: at Elvis. Okay. By the way, he is the snitchiest

800
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: snitch that every snitch. Oh. I learned that there was

801
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: a scandal, and not only did T snitch, but he

802
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: went around recording people talking. Yeah this, hey everybody, I

803
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: just spoke with some of the higher ups and they

804
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 1: would like you to stop doing whatever. El question, why

805
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 1: would you blow the whistle on yourself? It's your phone

806
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: tap coming up? What are you talking about? The plumber

807
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: is hitting on your girlfriend. This is a this is

808
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: a phone he Elvis hates Greg T phone taps. Oh

809
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: my god, And you should play he loves it. Thank you, Grete.

810
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna play this one that some of

811
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: us like, some of us hate, and Elvis isn't paying

812
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: any attention to Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap.

813
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: GREGI the fry boy, has your phone tap? All right?

814
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: So Hillary and Jared been living together for some time now,

815
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: and Hillary is very sick and time of asking Jared

816
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: to fix their toilet or even call a plumber. So

817
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: Hillary has taken upon herself to get this job done

818
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 1: by calling me Greg T the plumber. So the cole

819
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: actually starts with Hillary calling Jared as I am the

820
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 1: plumber already inside the house working on their toilet, causing problems. Yeah,

821
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: let's listen it to a great tea's phone type here

822
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: we go. Hi, so um I am. I am sorry

823
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: about you work. The toilet is such a mess. I like,

824
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: I can't deal with it, and I m I had

825
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: to call a plumber. I couldn't wait no longer. No,

826
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna fix it. Well I know, but like

827
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: the plumber is like, actually, but could you stay on

828
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: the line while he's here, because I mean, you know,

829
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: I was a little bit all right, yeah, all right,

830
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: I see it. Yeah, okay, yeah, and it's this baby

831
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: looks like it's claude, is what it looks like to make.

832
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean it came with the house. So

833
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: let me let me take out my snake. Let me

834
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: just try to snake it out, all right. You see,

835
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: my snake can anything but this snake a nice steak,

836
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 1: right yeah, do you think you'll fit? It was kind

837
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 1: of big. Yeah, that's what they all say. Boy my snake.

838
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: You know. Still, let me let me see what I

839
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: can clog this this pipes here, hold on a second,

840
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,919
Speaker 1: trying to hold on a second. Get that in there.

841
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: Oh man, your pipes are jam I know. Could you

842
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: look in here please? Just can you bend over? Yea

843
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: bend over. Take a look in there. Huh yeah, right there, Yeah,

844
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, yeah, I think I think I see

845
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. More to the left, you can

846
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: bend over more to the left air, it's further down

847
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, don't do it, Hillary, don't. Yeah that's nice,

848
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 1: right there, that's nice. Are you getting me? Yeah? Right now? Yeah, yeah,

849
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, that's right. Oh yeah, yeah, oh look

850
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: at this here. You know, hey, let me tell you

851
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: these towels. You know you got a nice rack. You

852
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: know you got a nice rack over you? Oh, I

853
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 1: mean thinks m. I actually just went to home depot

854
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: like a couple months ago and gotta do what. This

855
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 1: is a fine rack, if you know what I mean,

856
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: This is a fine rat. Here. Let me go to

857
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: the truck, all right, I try. I gotta get some

858
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: heavy duty equipment to unclogged these pipes, all right, sure, yeah,

859
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. That things what he's hitting on

860
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: you like a chair, it's the plumber. He's fixing the toilet. No,

861
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: he's saying, look at my snake, you got some pretty

862
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,439
Speaker 1: clogged toilet. He's honestly talking about this. He's like, look

863
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: at my if you have se the problem with this then,

864
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: Actually you should have fixed the toilet the first time

865
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: I asked you to. Last month. I had to fix it.

866
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna fix it. Okay, handle next time. He Oh, Claire,

867
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Come in? Hi? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

868
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: Where's your husband? If you don't mind me asking? Oh well,

869
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not married, but my boyfriends at work

870
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: right now, right, that's what they all say. I got it.

871
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: I understand. Here's what I think your problem is. Check

872
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: out my nuts here. I mean, now, these things are tough.

873
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: You see these nuts here? You see the nuts? What nuts?

874
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: So the nuts on the bowl here at the bottom,

875
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: you know where it's where it's tied into the floor.

876
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: It's tight. So I need to take kind of you know,

877
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I gotta louse them up a little bit,

878
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: all right, and then I'm gonna get these nuts off

879
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: once I get these because these nuts get Can you

880
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: feel these nuts? Oh? Oh, actually that's kind of grows.

881
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: I don't really, I don't really want to touch the

882
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: nuts on the toilet. Yeah right right, Let you know,

883
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: let me go, let me lay down here. Okay, you're

884
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: gonna try to get in here all right, Hold on

885
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: a second too, I'm gonna move this round here, all right,

886
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I need you to flush

887
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 1: the toilet when I tell you too? All right? All right?

888
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: Are you standing over him? What I'm just I'm just

889
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: like waiting bay? You never be in there from down

890
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: here like this guy? We ask you? All right, all right,

891
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: I tell you be got to hell. You know you

892
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: got a nice tank? Have I told you? I don't

893
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: have the nuts? This take here? I'm gonna come home

894
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: right now. I'm futty talking to him. Tuggle my snake?

895
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: Can you tuggle my snake a even hill? He put

896
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: him on the phone right now? More up and down?

897
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: More up and down? H huh, sciously do you not?

898
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 1: Do you not get that what he's saying? Right now?

899
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: All right, he'll just a little bit softer. Can you

900
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: up and down a little bit soft on my snake?

901
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: You're not hearing him? Can you're not here? He's coming

902
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: on his mouth? This guy? Okay, um, can you talk

903
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: to my to my boyfriend? He said, you don't hear

904
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: he is? Oh, hey, hey, who is this? Hey? How

905
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: are you doing? This? Is a bill? Yeah? What are

906
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: you hitting on? My girlfriend? Man? Whoa, whoa, whoa? What

907
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: are you talking about it? I've been listening in this

908
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: whole time. Man? Is that is that how you run

909
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: your business? I mean, you know what? If I call

910
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: your boss, do you say that he would like to

911
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: hear that you were talking this way to peace of

912
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: your customers? Yeah? Sweetheart? Did I say anything wrong to you?

913
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,439
Speaker 1: Did you feel names? Man? Who do you think you are? Hey? Listen,

914
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: you are you scared? Who do you think you are?

915
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: You're scared at my house hitting on my girlfriend on

916
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: her head? Did I hit on you? Did I hit

917
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: on you? You need to take your snake and stick

918
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: in your ears and clear your ears out some what

919
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: Obviously you can hear all right? You know if you

920
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: are man enough and you could have come down here

921
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: and clean the pipe. So yes, you know what I'm saying.

922
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: But you are man enough. You're hitting on my girlfriend.

923
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: I want you to get them out of my house.

924
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: You don't have a long enough snake to clean like

925
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: I clean. You know what I'm talking about? Out of

926
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: my house. This guy, you ten seconds to get out

927
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: of there. And I'm calling please, Hey, Jared, calm down.

928
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: This is Greg T. Melvis durand In the Morning Show

929
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: and Hillary and I's been phone tapping you enjoy your mark?

930
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? As lunch? Are you kidding me? Yeah?

931
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 1: I believe me. I don't let him know the first

932
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: thing about toilets. Oh my god. Phone tab. Have an

933
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,919
Speaker 1: idea for a phone tab. Go to Elvis Durand dot com.

934
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: Click on the phone tab tab. Tell us what you

935
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission

936
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 1: granted by all parties. See Elvis Durand phone tab. We're

937
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Okay, okay, that

938
00:52:53,440 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: was not terrible. I was latter. It was good, it

939
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: was hysterical. It was oh yes, give credit where the

940
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: credit is due. Yeah, and I think I think great.

941
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: Tea's very funny. In fact, we're gonna do something with

942
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: him a little bit later because I had a conversation

943
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: with him by a text last night that he uh yeah,

944
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: he may not be the smartest guy on the show.

945
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: No really, yeah, I just figured that out. Just figure

946
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: that out. Did you guys all know this? I think

947
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: everyone is intelligent in their own way. Yeah, you know,

948
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: like Tea can rewire the electric electric electricity in a house,

949
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: and I can't do that. So yeah, he's the first

950
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: person I call to fix something. Oh good, there you go.

951
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: Very he might just good with his hands. Not know

952
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: about the fur trade. We'll talk about that later, so

953
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: you know, you know, for a few seconds ago, we

954
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 1: were trying to figure out what do we talk about next?

955
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 1: Because Elvis is so good a lot of times he'll

956
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: just surprise us. If you guys are listening right now,

957
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: and you ever hear this, this is Elvis going through

958
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: his stack of pick yeah, and he's trying to figure

959
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: out what we're not trying to. He knows what he's

960
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 1: going to talk about, but he just surprises us on here.

961
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna try and surprise you, even though we

962
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 1: just talked about it. What do you do when you're alone?

963
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised if you have that list? I told

964
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: you to pull off looking for it right now. Apparently

965
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: there there was a list that came out a couple

966
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,399
Speaker 1: of days ago that people do things that when they're

967
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: alone they would never do in course, and I know

968
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: Froggy is probably guilty of all of these things. So

969
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have you just go ahead and start, Froggy,

970
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: what do you do when you're alone, that you would

971
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,439
Speaker 1: never ever do in front of another person, like make

972
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: the blow out the loudest farts every wow, I mean

973
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: ever ever. I mean you have to be alone, like

974
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: right now, and you're you're in that studio and yeah,

975
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: which is really bad because I'm alone, So I'll blow

976
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: out a fart, but then it all somebody walks in

977
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: here wants to talk to me right after. I'm like,

978
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 1: don't come in here. I'll meet you in the hallway

979
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: like no, no, don't go in there. Or picking your nose.

980
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so guilty of that. Yeah, especial. I have

981
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: a nose ring, so when I'm by myself, I get

982
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: up in there. Make sure you get extra crusty around

983
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 1: the inside around the nose ring. Nose rings totally build boogers.

984
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: They're like little boger wall. You clean it so you're

985
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: not gonna see it now, But every now and then

986
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: I'll like pick the booger off of my nose ring

987
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, I can breathe so much,

988
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: but oh god, no idea, are you a booker s flinger? No,

989
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, yeh, I'm a total booker flickers.

990
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: So anytime I drive, My window is always down at

991
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: every stop light because you can't flick the booger when

992
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 1: you're driving, because sometimes the booger gets caught by the

993
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 1: air and fly right and it'll fling back on the car,

994
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: or it is back in the window, or it goes

995
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: on the side of your car. You gotta wait till

996
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: your at a stop light, and then you have to

997
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: get them all out at that point. But froggy, have

998
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: you ever had that sticky booger that gets stuff to

999
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,479
Speaker 1: your fing It's like gorilla glue. If you ever see

1000
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: my hand outside my car like I'm conducting an orchestra,

1001
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: it's me trying to get that booger off of my fingers,

1002
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: wipe it on the side of yours. If it's If

1003
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: it's moist, you kind of have to let the air

1004
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: dry it and then flick it. Oh my god, I'm

1005
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: really are So you drive down the road with your

1006
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: finger letting it dry first, and then you flick it out.

1007
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: You see me like holding an imaginary tray of glasses

1008
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 1: outside of the window. That's me drying a bug. You

1009
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: could teach a class on YouTube tutorial. So, Dane, what

1010
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: do you do when you're alone. So you know how

1011
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: we gandhi and I wear earbuds in here, so I'll

1012
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: take the earbud out of my ear and I'll look

1013
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: and a lot of times there's like crumbs ear and

1014
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's this gut thing. And then I

1015
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: got to put my finger in my ear and I

1016
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 1: clean it out. No, I don't sniff it. There's someone

1017
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: in this not in this room, maybe in this room

1018
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: of the room next to us, and I won't say

1019
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: who it is. Scotty, but he cleans his belly button

1020
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: with a que tip and then sometimes he sends me

1021
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: pictures of the que tip. Which who it is that

1022
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: defeats the purpose because you're supposed to do well. I

1023
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: guess he does it when he's alone. He just shares

1024
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: the results. Why I didn't know that he just did that.

1025
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: That's disgusted with him. Okay, so we're talking about right

1026
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: now one two zero one hundred. What do you do

1027
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: when you're alone that you would never let anybody see

1028
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: you do? In in probably I am a self pit tester,

1029
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: a self pit I will take my when no one's around,

1030
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 1: I will take my my my index finger and I

1031
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: will slide it across my armpit and then sniff it

1032
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: to see if my my darn had warm off or not.

1033
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: Do you do it to any other body parts? No? No, no, no, no,

1034
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: just my pit. Okay, but you know what, you touch

1035
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: other things with your fingers, O course of the pigs,

1036
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: like ten minutes you touch you said, when I'm alone,

1037
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm alone, and I don't get to

1038
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: wash my hands. I don't. I don't come in here

1039
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: and start patting you on the back. Hey, Nate, how

1040
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: you doing, Nate? When you're home by yourself? Yeah? Yeah,

1041
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: you close the door when you go to the bathroom. Oh,

1042
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: that'solutely not. No, I don't. Do you ever have full

1043
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: blown conversations with yourself? Yes? I did in a shower

1044
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: an entire person. I have an argument. Okay, what's that, Daniel?

1045
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: Like if you're walking through the store and you're having

1046
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: a conversation with yourself, like I can't find that what

1047
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: hell is it's not on the shelf, And then you

1048
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: see somebody else and I go, yeah, I know, I'm

1049
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: talking to myself. The other person always says, don't worry,

1050
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: I do it all the time. It's like a normal

1051
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: things you scared him. I think I think we all

1052
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: sound weird enough. Let's see if anybody else as Brittany, Brittany,

1053
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: what do you do? What do you do alone that

1054
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: you wouldn't let anybody else see you do? This is

1055
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: so bross. But when I'm in bed, occasionally I will

1056
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,959
Speaker 1: pick my butt hair. Why make a little pile? Oh what?

1057
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: Why do you have butt hair? We need to get

1058
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: rid of that butt hair. I have a lot of questions.

1059
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: Come on, britt I call it. I call it a

1060
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 1: booty blanket. God wait, wait, wait? Is it in your

1061
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: cracker on your cheeks like like around? Oh my god?

1062
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: Would you just yank it out? Yeah? Yeah? What isn't

1063
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: it painful? Wow? It is? But it's like a hurt

1064
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 1: so good feeling, like you know, like when you burn

1065
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: your fingers on cheese fries that are so hot. It

1066
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: just hurts so good. Hold on, I got more questions.

1067
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: Once you make the pile, you then how do you

1068
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: discard the pile? And where do you place the pile

1069
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: in front of you? So usually like I lay in

1070
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: bed on my side and then I'll kind of just

1071
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: you know, pick it out, and then when I'm done, okay, okay, Okay,

1072
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: on the floor. My fiance has no idea. He knows

1073
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: everybody knows if its existence, he might not know of

1074
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: the pile being formed on the day. Yeah, eyebrows doing here.

1075
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: We just sweeped them up in my hands. By the way, Brittany,

1076
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: I see where you're calling from. My sister lives exactly

1077
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: where you're calling from. So if you bump into her,

1078
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,959
Speaker 1: don't tell her what. Don't give her any tips. Please

1079
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: tell them. Okay, this is awesome. Someone just texted and

1080
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: they literally lick the plate clean when no one's around.

1081
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: They just tick the plate and they start licking it

1082
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 1: up and down. Put it back in the cabinet after that.

1083
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: I would hope they would wash it after that. Okay.

1084
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: Somebody says they flost their teeth. Oh, flost their teeth

1085
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: and then smell the floss. Disgusting. Okay, let's let's do

1086
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: one more because we have to break and I'm getting

1087
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: sick and wrong with us. Okay, let's talk to Jules

1088
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: real quick. Hey, Jules, good morning, you're down there with

1089
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,919
Speaker 1: Froggy and Jacksonville. How are you doing today? I'm good?

1090
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: How are you guys? Good? So do we do we

1091
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: want to know what you're going to tell us that

1092
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 1: you do in private that you wouldn't do in public. No,

1093
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: definitely not. Okay, can you tell us it's not Picking

1094
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:07,439
Speaker 1: your butt hair isn't no, thank you. After a long

1095
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: day and it's hot in Florida. Um, like, I've got

1096
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: bigger boobs and so you know, they sweat, so like I'll,

1097
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, open my bra up and like, no to

1098
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: make sure like my boobs don't have vois boot sweat

1099
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. Okay, I don't respect that.

1100
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: It's funny scary bills his boop sweat as well, right, Okay,

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01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 1: thank you very much, Jules. I don't think this is

1102
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: making the best of I'm sorry, this is not going

1103
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: to make the best of this. I feel so normal.

1104
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny just when you think you're weird, somebody

1105
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: is a little bit weird or not to say that

1106
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: picking your butt hair isn't people do it. That's not normal,

1107
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: that's not normal. Calls it her butt sweater, all right,

1108
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: but sweaters to Danielle report Danielle, can you really yes?

1109
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: Can you just tease us real quick and then we'll

1110
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: come back. Okay, waits already accidentally posted her email address.

1111
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: Oh thank you for saving her every single morning. I

1112
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: absolutely I could love you guys. Elvis Duran in the

1113
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: Morning Show. I've always loved hot sauce, but now with

1114
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: Cholula in my life, I love it even more. It's

1115
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: filled with unique flavor and just enough heat. What's not

1116
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: to like? So grab your bottle of Cholula, the one

1117
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: with the wooden cap. Have a miraventous day. Be safe

1118
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 1: driving in your car, e Duran. Duran is the ringleader.

1119
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: How many sexual partners have you had? There's no way

1120
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: to answer that. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Elvis

1121
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show, snat show talk like a

1122
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: pirate tape. You're a smelly pirate hooker. That's a cover

1123
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: of a tire. Why do pirates say are so much?

1124
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not joke. I just was wondering

1125
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: you missed it earlier today We started the show with

1126
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: all of our bad pirate jokes. What was I think? Froggy,

1127
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: you had the best one, didn't you? You? How do

1128
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: you how do you revive a pirate who's drowning? You

1129
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: give him CPR? So bad? These are so bad? What

1130
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: does the dyslexic pirates say, ras, he's not a ghost.

1131
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm glad. That's you know what a pirate's

1132
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 1: best pickup line is, what let me get some of

1133
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: that booty. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. This daily

1134
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: comes once a year. Awful. Well, this is the day

1135
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: number four. Elvis is on his honeymoon. He's somewhere in

1136
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: Spain having the time of his life with his husband,

1137
01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: Alex husband. He's a husband. So weird, so weird. That

1138
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: article in People magazine I think comes out next week.

1139
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah. And if you missed any of the wedding,

1140
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how you could have because it was

1141
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 1: really everywhere over the last four days. I think we

1142
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: had like something like a couple of million impressions. That's

1143
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: millions and millions of impressions. Who was getting married next?

1144
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no no, no, up. I

1145
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: think it's your turn. Scarries up a good. Do you

1146
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: not care about the show at all time? For the team? Yeah,

1147
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: come on, ratings play yeah yeah, do it for the Graham.

1148
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 1: By the way, that is a serious topic of conversation

1149
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 1: because the show website and all of our social channels

1150
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: did so well. They're like, we need another big event, Yes,

1151
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,120
Speaker 1: we need somebody to get married. Scaring. Honestly, if they

1152
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: offered you, like a really big payout, oh please get

1153
01:04:55,240 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: this man's getting married. You were doing diaper you haven't

1154
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: even you've never changed. I can't be bought, Yes, you can't,

1155
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: very easily. I stand behind what I said. Dude, you're

1156
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: quite operating. If they said they'll pay for the wedding,

1157
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: they'll pay for the honeymoon, they'll pay for everything, and

1158
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 1: they'll give you money, and you dress the jewelry. Elvis

1159
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: to to protect me on this Usually Elvis is this

1160
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 1: is where he cuts you do it? You do it.

1161
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 1: He'd be on our side. I think, yeah, I'll help

1162
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:32,919
Speaker 1: you out this one time. One one time. You're done

1163
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: for the rest of it, either himmer you. I don

1164
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't step in there. And I think that we should

1165
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 1: be allowed to say certain words on the radio. Yes,

1166
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: what are they say? I'm thinking about this yesterday, and

1167
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: I was like, in your normal language, you say things

1168
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 1: like they just come out. I mean, maybe not the

1169
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: worst things in the world, but you know, just like

1170
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 1: the S word, you like holy, you know what we

1171
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: say it during the day and it's just normal. And

1172
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 1: I feel like who determined that was a bad word,

1173
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: decided that work? But what maybe I think, you know what,

1174
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: times change, and I think the FCC needs to revamp

1175
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 1: their real rules and regulations. No, I think you've got

1176
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: something there, Danielle. I mean, I think we get away

1177
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 1: with more now than we did before TV especially, And

1178
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 1: I think, you know, if you're still in this business

1179
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: in forty years, the hell you can see, I'll be

1180
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 1: dead and forty years I'm not dead years by the way, scary.

1181
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: I know this is not around the room, but if

1182
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: they were going to offer you a bigger wedding than Elvis,

1183
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 1: would you do it? Because that's for the show? You

1184
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: that show? No, No No, no, you don't want to do

1185
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: that whatever. You know how we all have a certain

1186
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,320
Speaker 1: face when we're lying. Yeah, it's scary as when his

1187
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 1: eyes are closed and he's looking up in the ceilings

1188
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: of the Okay, kidding me, Okay, So we were talking

1189
01:06:57,160 --> 01:07:00,160
Speaker 1: yesterday about a comedy special on Netflix. It's Bill Burr's

1190
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: new one Paper Tigers Birds. No, we can't say any

1191
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,640
Speaker 1: of the words, but if you are into comedy. I

1192
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 1: love Billberg. He's one of my top five. Absolutely hilarious.

1193
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: You gotta go to Netflix and watch it because it's great.

1194
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 1: I mean right out of the box. I mean the

1195
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: very first joke is just it's on. He's amazing. Like

1196
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 1: I was watching it, I takes it. FROGYM like, dude,

1197
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 1: you gotta watch check us out? So funny, Froggy, what's

1198
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: up with you? So Nate? Scary? And even Gondi and Danielle.

1199
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: When's the last time? And be honest, when's the last

1200
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: time you pee your pants? A little bit? Oh? I

1201
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 1: had a little dribble the other day. Are you having

1202
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,920
Speaker 1: two kids? Whenever I play in the airport, I was

1203
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 1: running for the flight and I wasn't so Fragy, what

1204
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 1: happened to you? It's I don't feel so bad. I

1205
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 1: don't like to go to the bathroom when I first

1206
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning because I don't want to

1207
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 1: flush the toilet and wink the house up. Because I

1208
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 1: have two dogs and one of them is a paint

1209
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 1: in the ass, So I try to hold it until

1210
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: I get to work. But today I had to go

1211
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: so bad that I could not hold it, and I

1212
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: peat my pants a little bit. This morning walking into

1213
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: the building, and I'm like, whim is the last time

1214
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: a grown nan accidentally beat his pants? It was this morning,

1215
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 1: But I'm glad about the other one. How much? How

1216
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 1: much was that order cup? It was enough to be

1217
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: that like it was uncomfortable? Is it visible on your shorts? Well? No,

1218
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: they're dark so you can't really count. But now dry Okay,

1219
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: they're that drive fit material. Yeah, go ahead. You have

1220
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: a bathroom all the way on the other side of

1221
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 1: the house that I use when I stay there. You

1222
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 1: have no excuse to not p in the morning. There's

1223
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: too much to walk over there to the station. My

1224
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 1: house isn't even that big, but I don't want to

1225
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,480
Speaker 1: walk that far. Thank you for thank you for sacrificing

1226
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: your yourself for the show today. The dark pants, and

1227
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 1: they're dry fit material. They dry really quick. But when

1228
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,719
Speaker 1: they're dry fit, the p runs down your leg because

1229
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 1: it doesn't absorb into the way. Too much information. Scary,

1230
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 1: what's going over here? You know this is kind of

1231
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 1: a visual, So go to Instagram at Elvis Durrant show

1232
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: and you'll see our field trip yesterday to the Friends

1233
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 1: pop up, you know, the TV show Friends. Celebrating his

1234
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 1: twenty fifth anniversary and they literally recreated the scenes. You

1235
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 1: know that, can I be wearing anymore clothes? When you

1236
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 1: get to stand by, like wear the clothes that Joey wore,

1237
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:20,639
Speaker 1: and then also like the famous yellow picture frame, well

1238
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 1: you get to like stick your head through the door.

1239
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 1: There's so many photo opportunities there. It's called go to

1240
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: this website Friends twenty five pop up dot com now.

1241
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 1: Although tickets are sold out and it's only going on

1242
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 1: through October sixth, they do have standby lists every day

1243
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 1: so you can go there. It's on Mercer Street in

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Speaker 1: New York City. Go go check it out. They're open

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01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,840
Speaker 1: at ten in the morning. And uh, if you're a

1246
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 1: Friends fan or have friends that are Friends fans, it's

1247
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 1: it's not a bad thing to do. If you're around

1248
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: New York City, go there. It's very cool. It's very cool.

1249
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: But we with ed frog or are you saying something

1250
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 1: no intending? You know? It's very cool. That's where I

1251
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,759
Speaker 1: almost almost died on the way there yesterday. Yeah, Birdie

1252
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 1: didn't even try to save it. If you missed that,

1253
01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 1: please listen to the on demand channel. You'll hear that

1254
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: story superhero that doesn't save everyone. I still appreciate that

1255
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,479
Speaker 1: very much. But it was a very cool experience to

1256
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:13,759
Speaker 1: be in. There was there's clothing there. They had Ross's pants,

1257
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,639
Speaker 1: remember the leather pants, and it was the rain deal. Yeah,

1258
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 1: snowy Cat guitar, and the Phoebe's and her outfits and stuff.

1259
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: It was a Friends museum. I mean, if you're a

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01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: Friends fan, you will really, really really enjoy how about

1261
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: the oh with the couch, with the couch, take a

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01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: picture with the couch and feel like this is an

1263
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 1: inside joke. I've been left outside of well because you're

1264
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: not a Friends fan naturally. I just got into Friends

1265
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:39,600
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Did you? Thank you? Netflix? Although I'm not

1266
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 1: a true Friends fan according to Greg t because I

1267
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: didn't watch it when it actually happened live told you

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01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 1: That's what he said. Yeah, but some people who are

1269
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 1: watching it now weren't even a lie. No gret, even

1270
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 1: though we do that to people with Game of Thrones. Yeah,

1271
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,559
Speaker 1: if you jumped in at the end, we're like, get

1272
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:59,080
Speaker 1: out of here. Trader. Show shaming is a thing. It is.

1273
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 1: I watched The Red Way. That was all you needed.

1274
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,759
Speaker 1: You gotta admit that was probably one of the greatest

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01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 1: episodes of all time. It was a great one. Don't

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01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 1: ruin it. Don't ruin it for any ending sucks. So

1277
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 1: you know, I can't argue the last season were brand

1278
01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: new America's Got Talent Champion. But I can't tell you

1279
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 1: who it is because then you'll yell at me that

1280
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 1: I ruined it. So go and uh, I guess I

1281
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 1: don't know. Google it if you really want to know.

1282
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher is developing a series for Crackle called Going

1283
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 1: from Broke. He's gonna take millennials and give them help

1284
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,600
Speaker 1: and digging themselves out of student debt. A lot of

1285
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 1: millennials need a lot of millennial I'm applying a lot

1286
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: of people in general need to get out of debt,

1287
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,519
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So Chrissie Teagan, I love

1288
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: her so much. She accidentally posted her email address on

1289
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:55,040
Speaker 1: social and she started getting people calling her and trying

1290
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: to FaceTime her. She was actually answering a couple of

1291
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: people said that she answered and she's like, huh, this

1292
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,960
Speaker 1: is my mom because she was sitting there with her mom.

1293
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling, and then she said there a couple

1294
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,120
Speaker 1: of times she thought she was going to get like

1295
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 1: penises there, but they want she said, everybody's really nice,

1296
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 1: but the hell she accidentally posted information she shouldn't. I'm

1297
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 1: so crazy. So, guys, you remember when Kevin Hartkot busted

1298
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 1: for cheating on his wife and there was a sex

1299
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,600
Speaker 1: tape and she was supposed to come out with it

1300
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,280
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. Well this woman is now suing

1301
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 1: him and others for sixty million dollars. She is claiming

1302
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:32,519
Speaker 1: she was secretly recording having recorded having sex with him

1303
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 1: in Vegas. He is saying, no, it's not true, that

1304
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,120
Speaker 1: never happened. We didn't do that. So this is what's

1305
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: going on right now. The poor guy's recovering from his

1306
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 1: back surgery and now all these things are coming out

1307
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,599
Speaker 1: and he has to deal with them as well. It's

1308
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,760
Speaker 1: just crazy. Also, I'm not going to go into it,

1309
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: but if you haven't been following the Nick Carter Aaron

1310
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 1: Carter story, that's getting crazier juice, and they're going back

1311
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 1: and forth at each other again with the restraining orders,

1312
01:12:56,120 --> 01:13:01,240
Speaker 1: and it's yeah, it's really sad, really really sadly. If

1313
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,439
Speaker 1: you get a chance, just check it out, you know,

1314
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 1: if you want to follow along with that. Um Also, uh,

1315
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:11,080
Speaker 1: Billy Billy Joe Armstrong is saying he doesn't want to

1316
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: write about President Trump because he gives him diarrhea. That's

1317
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: the reason why he doesn't want to write about him

1318
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:22,080
Speaker 1: in a song or anything like that gives him diarrhea. Now,

1319
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:25,280
Speaker 1: normally I don't do political things, but the fact that

1320
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: somebody gives someone diarrhea, oh, I don't know. Nothing power

1321
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 1: in there for you. It's solid reasons if you can

1322
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:36,600
Speaker 1: have that as a superpower, though you would would to

1323
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 1: give somebody just walk by people that irritating. Remember we

1324
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 1: used to have people call into the show and we

1325
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,519
Speaker 1: would wish diarrhea upon them if they did something bad.

1326
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 1: So see, it is a thing. Um let's see. A

1327
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:52,439
Speaker 1: study has found that American Idol American Idiot by green Day,

1328
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:54,720
Speaker 1: since we're talking about Green Day and Party in the

1329
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: USA by Miley Cyrus are among the most dangerous songs

1330
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 1: to drive to, especially if you have diarrhea, because that

1331
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 1: makes it one hundred dollars. By the way, Green Day

1332
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 1: going to be at the iHeart Radio Music Festival this weekend.

1333
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 1: Check it out on the CW or the CWAP. So

1334
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 1: exciting Thursday Night football going down tonight. Jaguart's on the Titans.

1335
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:18,720
Speaker 1: All right, Nate returning down Navvy yea, the Castles reuniting

1336
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:22,920
Speaker 1: at the Castle to talk about all the theatrical I

1337
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: guess the theatrical release of the movie. Are you going

1338
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,160
Speaker 1: to see it this weekend? I'm waiting for Elvis to

1339
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: get back. Okay, you're gonna go together to eat night.

1340
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:32,400
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And over a v et. Plus you

1341
01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: have the series premiere of First Wives Club. Hey, thank

1342
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: you very much. I thank god you have some information.

1343
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:41,680
Speaker 1: So this weekend was supposed to be not only the

1344
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas, but about three

1345
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,720
Speaker 1: four five hundred miles. I'm on my geography is not

1346
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 1: that great. From there is area fifty one, of which

1347
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,000
Speaker 1: this weekend they were supposed to storm it. Right. Is

1348
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,679
Speaker 1: that still happening? No, So a lot of people decided

1349
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 1: they were going to call it off because the Air

1350
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: Force stepped in and said don't Yeah, if you do,

1351
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 1: it's a security threatened. We will handle that. And I

1352
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:04,640
Speaker 1: think when the Air Force tells you that that you

1353
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: shouldn't go. But a lot of people stared to throw

1354
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 1: like impromptu pop up festivals, alien fest and they say

1355
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,320
Speaker 1: that in that area All of the restaurants and hotels

1356
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,080
Speaker 1: are still flooded with people coming to try and see stuff,

1357
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,000
Speaker 1: but they're not being aggressive, so that's good. Well, you know,

1358
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: I have a conspiracy theory about this. So yesterday the

1359
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,640
Speaker 1: news came out that I think it was the Navy

1360
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:27,080
Speaker 1: admitted that there are UFOs and that they were so

1361
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,559
Speaker 1: I think they probably thought in their heads people still

1362
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:33,800
Speaker 1: might storm Area fifty one. We better release some information

1363
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:37,559
Speaker 1: and say that there are UFOs, even though they might

1364
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:41,280
Speaker 1: not be alien UFOs, but there are UFOs out there. Wow,

1365
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:46,840
Speaker 1: maybe I believe in alien UFOs. If anybody believes in

1366
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,320
Speaker 1: alien he comes back me up. I've been telling you

1367
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 1: guys this for a long time, a long time. There

1368
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,800
Speaker 1: are so many secrets that the United States government is

1369
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 1: hiding from all of us because we cannot cope with

1370
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,280
Speaker 1: the true here right and the truth is, thank you

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01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: very much, Gary, We have not been alone in this

1372
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:10,960
Speaker 1: atmosphere for a long time. Way we have been surrounded

1373
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 1: by aliens all the time. Absolutely, there are true there

1374
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 1: are UFOs that are flying among us right now. There

1375
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: are aliens here that we just can't see because they're invisible.

1376
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 1: They're around. Hold on, this is clicking news. Thank you

1377
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,960
Speaker 1: very much. Ladies and gentlemen. I'm telling you right now,

1378
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,880
Speaker 1: you don't even see that there are aliens among us.

1379
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:36,640
Speaker 1: But they are. Okay, So what alien do we not

1380
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:40,719
Speaker 1: see that you see? And I mean do we encounter

1381
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,600
Speaker 1: them on a regular But we do and we just

1382
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 1: don't even know about it. Some of these aliens are invisible.

1383
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 1: Some of these aliens are are Think about some of

1384
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 1: these weird creatures that people find, like in the sea,

1385
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 1: like a platypus. No, for real, you know why, because

1386
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 1: we're thinking of aliens as like they're like people like us,

1387
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 1: are they go, baby, But that's what we think, right,

1388
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:11,080
Speaker 1: But they're like radio guys, right listen, No, that's not

1389
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 1: the truth. Okay. The thing is is that you have

1390
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:17,200
Speaker 1: to think outside the box. There are a lot of

1391
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,960
Speaker 1: different types of aliens that are living among us, and

1392
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:23,200
Speaker 1: they could be in our seas, in the waters holding around.

1393
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 1: Do you think one of us could be an alien?

1394
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:30,720
Speaker 1: And well, I think he's talking right now. I know

1395
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,720
Speaker 1: it's hard for you guys to believe, but honestly, think

1396
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 1: about it. There's no way possible that we're the only

1397
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:39,320
Speaker 1: living creatures in the universe. With you all the way.

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01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:41,760
Speaker 1: I actually think that Area fifty one isn't where they

1399
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 1: keep them. I think that, oh you think it's a

1400
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:46,680
Speaker 1: shell game. Yes, I think that it's like you know,

1401
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:50,559
Speaker 1: when someone's gay, you're you know, you're there, the beard,

1402
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,280
Speaker 1: you're beard. I think Area fifty one is the beard

1403
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,680
Speaker 1: of where they're really keeping the stock. As we hear

1404
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:59,639
Speaker 1: about Area fifty one so much, and it's just that's

1405
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 1: not all smoking mirrors right now, totally. What if we're

1406
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 1: not keeping anything at all because aliens are smarter than us,

1407
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 1: because if they got to us, they're already more advanced

1408
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,080
Speaker 1: and they took off and there's nothing that could be

1409
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:13,600
Speaker 1: you know, recently, a deep sea fisherman caught a fish

1410
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:16,559
Speaker 1: that was so bizarre and they called it the dragonfish, right,

1411
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 1: So why why are we not thinking that the dragonfish

1412
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:24,000
Speaker 1: is an alien from another planet that's been here just

1413
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 1: because he caught a fish, so we go, oh, it's

1414
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:29,080
Speaker 1: a fish man. We're seeing all different types of animals,

1415
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: all different types of insects. Okay, So I think you're

1416
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,600
Speaker 1: a little bit right. So did you ever see the

1417
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:38,960
Speaker 1: show Cosmos with so one of the episodes or Carl Sagan,

1418
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 1: You're right, so one of the episodes talks about how

1419
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:46,040
Speaker 1: meteors from outer space. Yeah, have tiny, minute microscopic particles

1420
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: on them, I'm saying, and are living creatures. Ye. I mean,

1421
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 1: we'll think about the stink bug. The stink bug, do

1422
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 1: you remember? Right? He said, they're from the government because

1423
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: when they die, they don't dissenter. They don't. I mean,

1424
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,920
Speaker 1: they're always around and if you crush them, they make

1425
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:06,679
Speaker 1: a bad smell, so you don't destroy them. Right. Let's

1426
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,920
Speaker 1: talk to Justin right now, Hey, Justin, we're going to

1427
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:13,439
Speaker 1: be the Yeah, Justin, Okay, do you think we're crazy?

1428
01:19:13,479 --> 01:19:18,280
Speaker 1: We're not crazy. Right. Well, here's the thing, though, wife

1429
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:23,760
Speaker 1: is always out there and yeah, no said outer space. Yes,

1430
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:29,920
Speaker 1: those are alias of course. Yeah so yeah, but uh

1431
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,720
Speaker 1: I thank you guys. Talking about Area fifty one two

1432
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:37,320
Speaker 1: gentlemen have already been arrested for trying to storm it early.

1433
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,320
Speaker 1: I don't think they should storm there. I think Area

1434
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: fifty two is with anything, you know. I think the

1435
01:19:44,439 --> 01:19:48,120
Speaker 1: older generations were okay with the government telling us that

1436
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,000
Speaker 1: we can't go to Area fifty one and there are

1437
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,880
Speaker 1: secret things there and we respected it. But the younger

1438
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 1: generations that are coming through are like, you know what,

1439
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:58,320
Speaker 1: I want full transparency. I want to see what's in there.

1440
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,080
Speaker 1: I want to know what's in there. So now the

1441
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,120
Speaker 1: government doesn't know how to kind of like deal with it.

1442
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 1: Right now. We're being listened to by the government. They

1443
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,960
Speaker 1: are listening to us right now, and we don't be

1444
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:12,040
Speaker 1: careful then, Yeah, great tea, you have kindred spirit in Nicholas. Nicholas,

1445
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:15,400
Speaker 1: what do you know about the airport in Vegas? Well, so,

1446
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,439
Speaker 1: I mean I heard you guys were talking about how

1447
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,759
Speaker 1: you don't think Area fifty one is where they're keeping

1448
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:25,880
Speaker 1: where people are thinking it's in the airport that's in

1449
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:30,640
Speaker 1: Vegas because you because I mean if you if you

1450
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 1: go to the airport, I'm sure you guys are kind

1451
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:35,639
Speaker 1: of familiar with it, Like you'll see all the people, um,

1452
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 1: you know, they're the undercover police that are there. There's

1453
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,720
Speaker 1: different levels to the airport like that are underground and everything.

1454
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,639
Speaker 1: So I think that's where they're keeping everyone in Area

1455
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 1: fifty one is just to distract everyone. I agree with

1456
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: the distort, But yeah, I think that's that's a very

1457
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,679
Speaker 1: valid theory. I mean, maybe behind that Wheel of Fortune

1458
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:02,440
Speaker 1: slot machine there's just a secret door with it that's all.

1459
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:05,559
Speaker 1: That's definitely where it's at. Yeah, I think I dated

1460
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:08,639
Speaker 1: a couple of aliens. I'm positive I have you. Yeah,

1461
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,640
Speaker 1: great Tea. I mean maybe one or two of my

1462
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 1: girlfriends could have been an alien. I guess I hear

1463
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,760
Speaker 1: you're moving to area one or three point five. Is

1464
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:24,519
Speaker 1: that you're I'm telling you you're causing I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

1465
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:28,120
Speaker 1: That's Elvis Durana is not gonna have with any of you.

1466
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,880
Speaker 1: When it's back, changing the call ters to kt UFO,

1467
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:39,439
Speaker 1: it's thank you, Froggy, welcome. Okay, so let's get into

1468
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 1: three things. But great Tea, don't go anywhere because down

1469
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 1: the hall or anything. Stay right there we went to.

1470
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:50,639
Speaker 1: We need to talk to you about American history. Next.

1471
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,719
Speaker 1: Are you okay with that? Yeah? I have an issue

1472
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,040
Speaker 1: from last night. Matter fact, let's get into that next. Gandhi,

1473
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 1: what's going all right? All right? New Mexico's governor, who

1474
01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 1: may or may not have been at a wedding we

1475
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 1: attended this weekend, is promoting a plan to allow people

1476
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:06,000
Speaker 1: in the state to attend public college tuition free. That

1477
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:08,439
Speaker 1: means they get grants or scholarships if they're graduating from

1478
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:10,400
Speaker 1: high school to go to a four year school, and

1479
01:22:10,439 --> 01:22:12,759
Speaker 1: if adults are looking to go to a two year college,

1480
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 1: you also qualify. And this has nothing to do with

1481
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,679
Speaker 1: your income. So if you're trying to go to college

1482
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:19,200
Speaker 1: for free and it passes, New Mexico is the place

1483
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,120
Speaker 1: for you. iPhones are about to go green. Apple says

1484
01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:24,759
Speaker 1: that they're going to start using recycled rare earth metals

1485
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,720
Speaker 1: to build parts of the phone because they want to

1486
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:30,640
Speaker 1: be more environmentally friendly. And finally, if you're looking for

1487
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,320
Speaker 1: a serving gig that pays about thirty seven fifty an hour,

1488
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:37,000
Speaker 1: there's a wedding in England looking for you only catches.

1489
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,519
Speaker 1: You have to be ready to serve people naked tea.

1490
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 1: Are you in absolute Yeah, you can do that. I'll

1491
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 1: give you the information, okay, yeah, And those are your

1492
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:51,280
Speaker 1: three things are very much Greg Tea's history lesson coming

1493
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:54,599
Speaker 1: up neck. Oh my goodness, I can't believe I were

1494
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,720
Speaker 1: talking to you. Well, it's an honor to have you. Here.

1495
01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 1: Is Elvis Durand in the morning show sponsored by State Farm,

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01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:05,479
Speaker 1: Protect your car and home with the one that's here

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Speaker 1: an agent today at one eight hundred State Farm text

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01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:16,200
Speaker 1: US standard data and messaging rates may apply. It's Elvis

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01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:19,040
Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning show without Elvis Duran. He's back

1501
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:22,240
Speaker 1: on Monday. Y're excited for him to return all the way.

1502
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 1: I think we're doing okay without him, ye are, but

1503
01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 1: but we're even better with him. We are much better

1504
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:32,559
Speaker 1: with him. Text message, great job this week, you guys.

1505
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:34,519
Speaker 1: I thought it would not be as fun to listen

1506
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,960
Speaker 1: to while Elvis was away. Instead, I have left every morning.

1507
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 1: Your energy is so needed. Thank you. Area code nine

1508
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:46,360
Speaker 1: three seven. I sent that house for me. That was fun.

1509
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,640
Speaker 1: I thought that was from Nate's mom. No, she's an

1510
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 1: eight one four year Actually just texted my mom. You

1511
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:54,479
Speaker 1: want any, I said. I said, hi Mom, l A

1512
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,960
Speaker 1: m Y, which is our acronym for love and miss you. Yeah,

1513
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,880
Speaker 1: and then she said hi Lamy too. I've been listening

1514
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 1: when I can. You're doing a great job, although you

1515
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:06,000
Speaker 1: probably didn't want to know that I was listening. The

1516
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:09,040
Speaker 1: me listening part um proud of you like always but

1517
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:18,320
Speaker 1: more hearts. I'm her little puppy toes toes. Yeah, mom

1518
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:21,800
Speaker 1: a Marino. She calls me puppy toes. Okay, enough for

1519
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 1: that love you mom. So let's get into sound right

1520
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:29,000
Speaker 1: now with Garrett Garrett. Oh wait, wait all right, Puppy toes.

1521
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:33,760
Speaker 1: Let's go um Liam yea yeah. Liam Payne dropped some

1522
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:36,120
Speaker 1: new music yesterday that was trending. This is called stack

1523
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:48,360
Speaker 1: it Up. Ain't all Right? So yesterday Danielle was talking

1524
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,000
Speaker 1: about the See by the Bell reunion reboot that's gonna

1525
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:54,840
Speaker 1: be on the streaming service Peacock from NBC, and Mark

1526
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,559
Speaker 1: Paul Gossler is supposed to play a bad governor and

1527
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 1: be a part of the show. Well, Mark Paul Asler

1528
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,320
Speaker 1: woke up yesterday to learn that he was a part

1529
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:04,559
Speaker 1: of the show. I read it in the trades, just

1530
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,560
Speaker 1: like everybody else this morning. Honestly, I was never approached,

1531
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,160
Speaker 1: and uh I woke up to the news this morning

1532
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:14,840
Speaker 1: with uh huh kind of you know response. I mean,

1533
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:17,160
Speaker 1: I kind of understand it because I'm I'm on ABC,

1534
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 1: so it kind of doesn't fit into that considering Disney plus,

1535
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:23,559
Speaker 1: so I understand the business side of things, but I

1536
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,240
Speaker 1: had no idea it was that far along. I mean,

1537
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:27,160
Speaker 1: people ask me all the time if we're interested in

1538
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,519
Speaker 1: doing reboots, and we've always said yes. Of course, he

1539
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 1: played Zach. He played Zach Morris. But he's going to

1540
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,679
Speaker 1: be on Mixed Dish on ABC and he was on Blackish,

1541
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:37,960
Speaker 1: so he can't be on NBC. Just by law. All right, now,

1542
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,959
Speaker 1: this is uh. You ever see the doctor Pepberg commercial

1543
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:44,320
Speaker 1: with the guy Little Sweet. He's like a rocker. He's tiny,

1544
01:25:44,479 --> 01:25:50,479
Speaker 1: not as tiny as Gandhi, but he sings great description. Garrett, Okay,

1545
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,599
Speaker 1: we were talking about it earlier. I'm just saying comparing

1546
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:57,920
Speaker 1: fun sized fun sized. Well, this is the audio of

1547
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:02,479
Speaker 1: Little Sweet. We're gonna guess we American Idol contestant. This

1548
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:05,360
Speaker 1: is oh, can't wait a chippinnut wood. You deserve the

1549
01:26:05,439 --> 01:26:10,240
Speaker 1: sweet one of a diet Doctor Pepper. That is sweet. Well,

1550
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:15,160
Speaker 1: Sweet's gonna split dot doctor Pepper. That's the sweet. I'm

1551
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:18,880
Speaker 1: gonna say. That's Kevin Covus. Do you remember him? Chicken?

1552
01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:30,800
Speaker 1: Little lean close, David even closer, just justin Guarini chop wood.

1553
01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:34,479
Speaker 1: You know. Danielle just said Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert is

1554
01:26:34,479 --> 01:26:37,919
Speaker 1: in the same location. Elvis is right now on his honeymoon.

1555
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:40,400
Speaker 1: No kids, wait wait, Adam Lambert is not on a honeymoon.

1556
01:26:40,479 --> 01:26:42,120
Speaker 1: I know. But he posted the picture of him swimming

1557
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 1: in the ocean, and he tagged the location. I'm like,

1558
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,800
Speaker 1: that looks familiar, and sure enough it's where Elvis is

1559
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,519
Speaker 1: right now, Adam Lambert on the show next Friday. I

1560
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,400
Speaker 1: can't wait Elvis is here. All right. This is an

1561
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:54,320
Speaker 1: awesome viral video that I saw. So have you ever

1562
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:57,120
Speaker 1: done something stupid? What your sibling? Uh? These two little

1563
01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:59,400
Speaker 1: brothers decided to play a game. They stood in front

1564
01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:01,759
Speaker 1: of a trash and each one hit the little pedal

1565
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:04,320
Speaker 1: and the trash can would flip up, hitting the other

1566
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:27,720
Speaker 1: brother in the head. So cute. Yeah, we're gonna put

1567
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:33,320
Speaker 1: it up on Elvis Duran show. We should play that

1568
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:35,960
Speaker 1: game later, Great Tea, are you up for Yeah? I

1569
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:38,360
Speaker 1: mean I do anything for the show. Yeah, I do

1570
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: anything for the show. So whatever you time me to do,

1571
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:41,400
Speaker 1: I'll do it. All right, Well, we're gonna do something

1572
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:46,280
Speaker 1: with you next. Thank you, Garrett. Danielle. What do you

1573
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,040
Speaker 1: have coming up in your entertainment report? We are going

1574
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,640
Speaker 1: to talk about how the real life hustlers behind the

1575
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,160
Speaker 1: movie are not happy with Jennifer Lope. Oh my good.

1576
01:27:54,600 --> 01:28:00,280
Speaker 1: Right now, So last night Great Tea sent me a video. Yeah,

1577
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:02,759
Speaker 1: and I think it was meant to show how difficult

1578
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,120
Speaker 1: it can be to help with your kids homework, which

1579
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:08,880
Speaker 1: exactly was I don't know, because I'm not apparent. It's

1580
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:11,559
Speaker 1: not easy. The way they teach them nowadays is not

1581
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:14,400
Speaker 1: how we learned back in the day. So, especially if

1582
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:16,439
Speaker 1: you're teaching the math or you're helping them with math,

1583
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:18,280
Speaker 1: you try to get them the answer and they go,

1584
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:21,120
Speaker 1: that's that's not how I get the answer. Well, right,

1585
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:23,000
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter that you got the right answer, it's

1586
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:24,920
Speaker 1: how you got it, exactly. And I also think that

1587
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:29,160
Speaker 1: we're so hyper focused on math that there's several other

1588
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:31,920
Speaker 1: subjects that kind of fly under the radar. And one

1589
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:35,360
Speaker 1: of those subjects happens to be history. Oh, and I

1590
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,400
Speaker 1: think that the history learning of the history of the

1591
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:40,519
Speaker 1: fifteen hundreds and the sixteen hundreds. I have to say,

1592
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:43,840
Speaker 1: and I'm not being foolish, I'm just saying to you,

1593
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,960
Speaker 1: I don't feel that the kids really care about how

1594
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,040
Speaker 1: everything came about in the fifteen and sixteen hundreds. I

1595
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:54,360
Speaker 1: think if you teach them current events about what's going on,

1596
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:56,439
Speaker 1: and then maybe like you know, go over like you know,

1597
01:28:56,479 --> 01:28:59,920
Speaker 1: of course, like holocaust and slavery, and of course we're

1598
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:03,200
Speaker 1: one and two the mood landing, like those things obviously

1599
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:08,880
Speaker 1: much more important. But sixteen hundred like so insance, if

1600
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:11,680
Speaker 1: we're talking about the fur trade, you think that's not

1601
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:14,919
Speaker 1: as important as learning about perhaps World War two exactly.

1602
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,599
Speaker 1: So one of the people that my daughter Ella had

1603
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,400
Speaker 1: to do a report on was this this dude that

1604
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:23,719
Speaker 1: sold fur. He was a fur trader back in sixteen

1605
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:26,680
Speaker 1: hundred and I don't know, sixteen twenty eight or something. Hey,

1606
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:30,600
Speaker 1: what was his name? You know something? Lassalle? I forget

1607
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:35,240
Speaker 1: my gosh, Yeah, Robert Dalas Sal. Yeah, I know from

1608
01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:38,360
Speaker 1: the video, because that's right, and I can deala sal.

1609
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:41,360
Speaker 1: And I said to Ella, I go, I'm like, Ella,

1610
01:29:41,439 --> 01:29:45,400
Speaker 1: obviously fur was important because they had no heat. So

1611
01:29:45,439 --> 01:29:48,160
Speaker 1: if you're a fur trader, then obviously that was a

1612
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:51,000
Speaker 1: good thing because you could do people warm. People need

1613
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,160
Speaker 1: to go to you to get fur, right, coundhy, I'm

1614
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:56,960
Speaker 1: gonna let you have. I think you were close. I

1615
01:29:56,960 --> 01:30:00,640
Speaker 1: mean fur was when when the coline I'm sorry in

1616
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,120
Speaker 1: popular demand, when North America was first discovered, that one

1617
01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:07,600
Speaker 1: natural resource that was needed in Europe. So they exported

1618
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:10,120
Speaker 1: fur because everybody we was making clothing out of it.

1619
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:13,240
Speaker 1: Hats exactly. They had no insulation, they had no repeat

1620
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:19,960
Speaker 1: a fire outside, not in their cabins, not called the fireplace. No,

1621
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:22,960
Speaker 1: they didn't even invent and they did not invent the fireplace.

1622
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:27,960
Speaker 1: You are freestyling facts. They had things. So based on

1623
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,320
Speaker 1: this video and based on your knowledge of history, yes,

1624
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:36,799
Speaker 1: I think we should do a quick quiz of American

1625
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:39,280
Speaker 1: history in just history in general. And I'm gonna show

1626
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:42,880
Speaker 1: you how smart I am of great team you are.

1627
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:46,240
Speaker 1: I think froggy. Now if I had a great tea

1628
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:48,479
Speaker 1: up against the contestant, who do you think knows more

1629
01:30:48,479 --> 01:30:55,520
Speaker 1: about American history? I'm gonna go with the contestant. Thank you, confidence.

1630
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:59,439
Speaker 1: So let's let's talk to Let's talk to Marissa. Oh goodness,

1631
01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:04,360
Speaker 1: there is are you doing today in Virginia Beach? Oh?

1632
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm great? How are you fantastic? We're all doing fantastic? Right? Yeah?

1633
01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:13,800
Speaker 1: Can we please ask Merissa? Are you a teacher? I

1634
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,519
Speaker 1: am not a teacher. I am the stepmom of a

1635
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:21,439
Speaker 1: second grader. Good good, Okay, So we're gonna field. All right,

1636
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:23,720
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with grig Tea. I'm gonna ask

1637
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:25,880
Speaker 1: grit Tea these questions first, So killing I don't. I mean,

1638
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:28,280
Speaker 1: you can't when you're in there, you know, Yeah, we can't. No,

1639
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:32,040
Speaker 1: we can't. So uh. Greg Tea. First question in Greg

1640
01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:36,040
Speaker 1: Tea's American History quiz, in what year did the United

1641
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:41,679
Speaker 1: States celebrate it's bi centennial? It's bi centennial in what year?

1642
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:45,400
Speaker 1: Like a fourth of July? Yes, like a fourth of July,

1643
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:54,880
Speaker 1: but bi centennial seventeen seventy eight. Going behind that, I

1644
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:56,840
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't think it was seventeen seventy five,

1645
01:31:56,920 --> 01:32:01,920
Speaker 1: so I just about that it was America's second birthday.

1646
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:05,280
Speaker 1: I thought, what is the word by by mean by

1647
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:10,800
Speaker 1: both okay, or it could also mean too true too

1648
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:15,760
Speaker 1: to centennial, which this century centuries one hundred, two centuries,

1649
01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:24,200
Speaker 1: one hundred, okay. So so, Marissa, in what year did

1650
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:28,880
Speaker 1: the United States celebrate it by centennial? Do you know that? Um?

1651
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:32,479
Speaker 1: Would that be the year two thousand? I feel like

1652
01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:35,320
Speaker 1: it was sometimes in the nineteen You know, it was

1653
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:38,719
Speaker 1: seventeen seventy six, So two hundred years from seventeen seventy

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01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:44,160
Speaker 1: six would be nineties. Very good, very good. Nobody knows

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Speaker 1: these things, no use. Marissa was much closer. Marissa was

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Speaker 1: much closer than seventeen seventy. So second question, what did

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Speaker 1: the Pony Express deliver in the days of the old

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Speaker 1: West mail mail man? Okay, great team. The next question,

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Speaker 1: Hawaii became our fiftieth state. Yes, is our forty ninth

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Speaker 1: state Alaska? Oh? Very good, I figured because they're both

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Speaker 1: like off the map. So I figured, Okay, let's let's

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Speaker 1: let's change up here a little bit. For what Italian

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Speaker 1: explorer is our continent name our continent? Yes, but actually

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Speaker 1: two continents do we the continent we live on, yes,

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Speaker 1: the continent we live on. Peter North, that's a porn star.

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Speaker 1: He's very talented, but like a northern continent. No, I know, Mercy,

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Speaker 1: this is one's very difficult. Admittedly it's very difficult to

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Speaker 1: you happen to know for what Italian explore our continent

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I can't remember his last name. I

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Speaker 1: think the first name is like Amerigo Amo Amico. I

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Speaker 1: remember that, I remember, I remember the Arissa. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: get that point because no, he no, he doesn't get that.

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Speaker 1: N Who side do you want? Man? He totally needed

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Speaker 1: my help for that versus calling you out. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: keep going. Half a point for both great tea. Name

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Speaker 1: the first four presidents in order in order? Um, George

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Speaker 1: George Wash Are you good? Um? Abraham Lincoln? No, Ben Frank,

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Speaker 1: you get nothing good. Let's give him a chance. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln was the sixteenth president, the second president. But

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Speaker 1: who even cares? Who needs to know that? That's not

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Speaker 1: the answer. It's not the answer. You can do this,

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Speaker 1: team Washington, John John Both, the assassin President John Adams Adams, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's his son. That's like twenty years later. Okay, he

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Speaker 1: was a president. Okay, so far you got two. All right,

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Speaker 1: hold on him and you got two. So you got

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Speaker 1: George Washington, John Adams. Who's number three? I would need three,

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Speaker 1: like one oh three, five? But three? Seriously, Elvis, give

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Speaker 1: you the first? First initial is T. I really don't

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Speaker 1: know Thomas for the question, comas, stop talking to me

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Speaker 1: like that, t J, T J, t J, Thomas, Thomas,

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Speaker 1: Jeff Jeff Jeff Yef Jeff Thomas, Jeff Snufferson, Thomas Jefferson.

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Speaker 1: How did you get that on the two dollars? I

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Speaker 1: don't even want to ask you the fourth who knows

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Speaker 1: these things? Students. No, they don't texting as we speak. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just the last one, guys, the last of the first

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Speaker 1: four presidents. It's George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and

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Speaker 1: Jay M Jay Edgar Hoover. Who knows these things? You've

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Speaker 1: guys so much. I listened every morning. I've been listening

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Speaker 1: for ten years. I love you, guys, and you know,

1715
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Speaker 1: congratulations to Elvis and y'all are doing great. Sow, I

1716
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Speaker 1: love you. We're not all doing great. Apparently one of

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Speaker 1: us doesn't know as American history, but but nobody does.

1718
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Speaker 1: Nobody in America knows the stuff. Okay, how about this one.

1719
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Speaker 1: Here's a real easy one. What are the what are

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Speaker 1: the names of the three branches of the United States government? Critiques?

1721
01:37:37,840 --> 01:37:51,679
Speaker 1: I know this legislative okay, yes, um leguh exactly, um, executory,

1722
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Speaker 1: God and primary. When we first started this ten minutes ago,

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Speaker 1: we were all laughing. Now it's just sad for you

1724
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Speaker 1: guys to say. But think about this. People that are

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Speaker 1: driving your cars right now, all over the all over

1726
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Speaker 1: the country that listens to our show, Yes they are.

1727
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Speaker 1: They also are sitting there going I have no clue,

1728
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Speaker 1: nor do they even care. You know what people care about.

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Speaker 1: They care about taking their kids to soccer and dance

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Speaker 1: and football practice. They care about paying their bills and

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Speaker 1: going to work. That's it. They have no idea. And

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Speaker 1: maybe putting some hot sauce on on a burger. I

1733
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Speaker 1: think you're like halfway correct there. The age with the

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Speaker 1: hot saus is important. My point was is what? Honestly

1735
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Speaker 1: what what kind of who cares about learning? Very important

1736
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Speaker 1: to know American history because we've got to know what

1737
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Speaker 1: everybody went through to get us here today. I told

1738
01:38:44,479 --> 01:38:46,720
Speaker 1: him that this morning, the exact same thing you just said.

1739
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Speaker 1: And I said, plus, history tends to repeat itself a

1740
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Speaker 1: lot of times, and you learn from your mistakes, and

1741
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Speaker 1: you learn from what worked, and you you know stuff

1742
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Speaker 1: like that. I don't think we're gonna go back to

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Speaker 1: having them having to be first salesman about Thank God.

1744
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Speaker 1: I might have agree we're not doing for trade, but

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Speaker 1: you're right. Have you ever have you ever studied the

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Speaker 1: history of one on three? Five? K to you? Oh

1747
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Speaker 1: my god, ker Elvis. No, he doesn't gaze in my

1748
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Speaker 1: Yorka right now. Come on, I'm telling you when he

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Speaker 1: goes back. Okay, thank you, Greg. He really appreciate you

1750
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Speaker 1: educating us. This morning, I say to my sister, like,

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Speaker 1: Mom's gonna kill you when she gets home. I never

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Speaker 1: cared the strip for the general Lopez plays and Hustlers

1753
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Speaker 1: is not a hoppy camper. She says that they stole

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Speaker 1: her story, that it's full of inaccuracies, and she said

1755
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Speaker 1: that people are only going to see this movie because

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Speaker 1: Jay lo a strip for Pole. I mean fair, I

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Speaker 1: mean I agree with that. I looked this woman up.

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Speaker 1: She sort of looks like Cardi B. That shit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's crazy. Cardi B didn't play her in the movie. No,

1760
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Speaker 1: she didn't have Look at this picture. I know it

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Speaker 1: his one wishes to work with Randy Jackson and Paula

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Speaker 1: Abdul again. On another show. He was talking about this

1766
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Speaker 1: on the Kelly Clarkson Show. He says he didn't say

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Speaker 1: what it would be. He bought. He's proud of the

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Speaker 1: legacy they built on American Idol and if you remember,

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Speaker 1: want to and I'm not allowed to defend Kanye West

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about driving habits. They seem to change depending

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Speaker 1: when listening to your favorite albums, drivers push their speed

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Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus, I don't understand, mister Brightside, the Killers, Don't

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Speaker 1: Let Me Down, the Chain Smokers, and Born to Run

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Speaker 1: by Bruce Springstein. Also movies like Whenever you leave a

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Speaker 1: Fast and Furious movie, at the end of it, everyone's

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Speaker 1: They all think they're they're part of the movies. I'm

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Speaker 1: like colming down. You're in a Saturn what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: And Luke Bryant says his next album will have a

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Speaker 1: good mix of famous poppy country sound and some traditional

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Speaker 1: vintage country too. Froggy has already heard the music and

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Speaker 1: he says it is fantastic. It's very good. All right.

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Speaker 1: Tonight on television, Thursday Night Football gives you the Jags

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? I I am good. I can't

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Speaker 1: the United States? Now? Not yet? Not until next week.

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Speaker 1: I take my old Oh that's fantastic. So you took

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1849
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Speaker 1: of minutes ago, we gave Greg to a couple of

1850
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1851
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Speaker 1: Pamela like, let's ask you a question right now. I

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Speaker 1: Greg tea ripped is up? Okay? The first ten amendments

1855
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Speaker 1: of the Constitution became known as what very good? What

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Speaker 1: was I don't think she'll know? Maybe what was the name?

1857
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Speaker 1: What was the first name of the first US first

1858
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:05,800
Speaker 1: Lady George Washington's wife? Oh? That one, I don't know. Yes, Martha.

1859
01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:16,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't respect Martha. Okay, Okay. The battles, uh, battles

1860
01:45:16,360 --> 01:45:21,080
Speaker 1: fought in which war? Bunker Hill, Trenton, Saratoga, Lexington and Concord.

1861
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:29,680
Speaker 1: Which ward? Where those battles fought during um Bunker Hill,

1862
01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:36,040
Speaker 1: Bunker Hill, Trenton? The Civil War? Oh no, it wasn't

1863
01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:38,559
Speaker 1: the Civil Wars Revolutionary War. Okay, still got two out

1864
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:40,120
Speaker 1: of three. I think you become a citizen based on that.

1865
01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:44,080
Speaker 1: But I guess the question is, you know it's it's

1866
01:45:44,120 --> 01:45:46,400
Speaker 1: not embarrassing to not know this stuff, right, I mean,

1867
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:49,160
Speaker 1: you obviously had to learn it because you're becoming a citizen,

1868
01:45:49,200 --> 01:45:54,720
Speaker 1: and um, you're learning more about us every day. Yes, Well,

1869
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:58,519
Speaker 1: I started looking into it more in the last couple

1870
01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:00,720
Speaker 1: of years as I studied it. There is there are

1871
01:46:00,760 --> 01:46:06,240
Speaker 1: a hundred questions on the USCIS wow study, and it's

1872
01:46:06,320 --> 01:46:10,360
Speaker 1: kind of very it's interesting information and it's amazing how

1873
01:46:10,479 --> 01:46:12,600
Speaker 1: I always thought I knew a lot of stuff, but

1874
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:15,479
Speaker 1: when I started taking the practices, it took a while

1875
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:18,559
Speaker 1: to really to realize I didn't know half as much

1876
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:20,840
Speaker 1: as I thought I did. Do you think if Greg

1877
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:25,759
Speaker 1: t took the task that would revoke his citizenship? They do?

1878
01:46:24,880 --> 01:46:36,240
Speaker 1: Why do you know if you're born here? So, Pamela,

1879
01:46:36,280 --> 01:46:39,840
Speaker 1: where are you? Where are you immigrating from? Or immigrating from? Sorry,

1880
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,080
Speaker 1: I came from. I was born in the Philippines. Okay,

1881
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:45,400
Speaker 1: in the Philippines. Now, what is it about the United

1882
01:46:45,439 --> 01:46:50,200
Speaker 1: States that that made you want to become a citizen. Well,

1883
01:46:50,240 --> 01:46:52,920
Speaker 1: my mom came here. She immigrated here, Um for a

1884
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:55,200
Speaker 1: better job. She came in when I was a kid,

1885
01:46:55,240 --> 01:46:56,960
Speaker 1: and I came here and it just it took me

1886
01:46:57,000 --> 01:47:00,799
Speaker 1: a few years to actually get my citizens just because

1887
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:04,000
Speaker 1: it's really my fault. Um, I just never took care

1888
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:07,280
Speaker 1: of it. I've been a resident for a couple of decades,

1889
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:10,360
Speaker 1: and I just the last couple of years just I

1890
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:12,880
Speaker 1: just really wanted to do it, and I finally did it,

1891
01:47:12,960 --> 01:47:16,960
Speaker 1: And I love this country. I just there's certain things

1892
01:47:16,960 --> 01:47:22,639
Speaker 1: about this country. Yeah, we have a lot more freedoms.

1893
01:47:22,680 --> 01:47:24,960
Speaker 1: We do have a lot more opportunities that a lot

1894
01:47:25,000 --> 01:47:28,680
Speaker 1: of other countries don't. I know, there's a lot of

1895
01:47:28,680 --> 01:47:31,120
Speaker 1: political stuff that's going on out there, but when you

1896
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:33,639
Speaker 1: look at the bright side of things, there's a lot

1897
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:35,800
Speaker 1: of countries out there that don't have half the stuff

1898
01:47:35,840 --> 01:47:41,439
Speaker 1: that this country has. Basic freedom, the basic freedom to

1899
01:47:41,560 --> 01:47:44,080
Speaker 1: do whatever you want to do and be whoever you

1900
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:47,280
Speaker 1: want to be. It's not you know, I know there's

1901
01:47:47,320 --> 01:47:50,280
Speaker 1: some things that are restricted. You people feel like they

1902
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:54,800
Speaker 1: don't have that freedom. But compared to other countries, this

1903
01:47:54,880 --> 01:47:57,439
Speaker 1: country is a lot more free, and it's a lot

1904
01:47:57,479 --> 01:48:01,439
Speaker 1: more it's just a lot more open, that's right. I agree.

1905
01:48:01,520 --> 01:48:04,920
Speaker 1: Even the fact that the protesting is so rampant and

1906
01:48:04,960 --> 01:48:07,960
Speaker 1: we see it, that is an American right and freedom

1907
01:48:07,960 --> 01:48:09,840
Speaker 1: that we have right here. So you can't you can't

1908
01:48:09,880 --> 01:48:11,880
Speaker 1: do that everywhere. You see on the news all the time,

1909
01:48:11,960 --> 01:48:14,679
Speaker 1: how some people try to out better themselves and better

1910
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:16,120
Speaker 1: their lives and they're not allowed to do it right.

1911
01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:18,320
Speaker 1: Protesting is one of the most American things you can do.

1912
01:48:18,439 --> 01:48:21,680
Speaker 1: So what bothers me is Greg T came on the

1913
01:48:21,760 --> 01:48:24,639
Speaker 1: radio earlier and said, you know what, people don't really

1914
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:27,000
Speaker 1: care about this. They have other things to worry about,

1915
01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:29,360
Speaker 1: like thirsty Thursday are taken to kids to soccer practice.

1916
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:31,960
Speaker 1: They can't. But you know what what's said to me

1917
01:48:32,080 --> 01:48:35,320
Speaker 1: is there are people on this text messaging that agree

1918
01:48:35,320 --> 01:48:37,719
Speaker 1: with him. They're like, I agree with you, Greg T. Listen,

1919
01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:40,080
Speaker 1: I don't care. And to that point, I think that's

1920
01:48:40,080 --> 01:48:42,599
Speaker 1: okay to not care because there's so many things in

1921
01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:46,559
Speaker 1: our lives today that do matter more than that, and

1922
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:49,320
Speaker 1: that's okay. Listen. If you want to learn about American history,

1923
01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:51,040
Speaker 1: if you want to learn about the fur trade, there's

1924
01:48:51,040 --> 01:48:53,520
Speaker 1: a billion books about it. Google it, go to Wikipedia.

1925
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:56,160
Speaker 1: You can learn about Dayla Seal, you can learn about Hudson,

1926
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:57,920
Speaker 1: you can learn about all of these people that are

1927
01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:00,920
Speaker 1: in your history books. You don't have to. There's a

1928
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:03,120
Speaker 1: ton of things that you can take into your own

1929
01:49:03,160 --> 01:49:05,040
Speaker 1: life that mean more to you than American history. And

1930
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:08,799
Speaker 1: that's totally fine. That's totally interested. Now in my adult life,

1931
01:49:08,800 --> 01:49:11,320
Speaker 1: than I was in the tenth grade. I think they

1932
01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:14,000
Speaker 1: should actually save history too for now because now I'm

1933
01:49:14,080 --> 01:49:16,080
Speaker 1: learning all this stuff. When I went to go visit Italy,

1934
01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, look at all these saying you know,

1935
01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:20,559
Speaker 1: I go around the country. What now it interests me?

1936
01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:24,040
Speaker 1: I agree. There's so many things, even even religion. I

1937
01:49:24,160 --> 01:49:25,920
Speaker 1: feel like when I'm was a kid and my mom

1938
01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:28,240
Speaker 1: made me go to church, I'm like, yeah, I gotta

1939
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:31,040
Speaker 1: get a charge. Like when you get older, it's when

1940
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:33,240
Speaker 1: you appreciate it and you understand and you kind of

1941
01:49:33,240 --> 01:49:35,559
Speaker 1: can follow along better. So I really do. I agree.

1942
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:37,439
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of things that we should

1943
01:49:37,439 --> 01:49:39,080
Speaker 1: wait till we get a little older because we would

1944
01:49:39,160 --> 01:49:41,479
Speaker 1: understand it more. Very well, said Danielle. Thanks, So what

1945
01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:44,240
Speaker 1: do we teach the kids then, Well, we talked about

1946
01:49:44,280 --> 01:49:47,120
Speaker 1: keystring yesterday, so I think that's But there's a lot

1947
01:49:47,160 --> 01:49:48,720
Speaker 1: of things. I feel like the kids need to know

1948
01:49:48,840 --> 01:49:51,679
Speaker 1: basic skills on how to live, like you know what taxes,

1949
01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:54,960
Speaker 1: taxes and paying bills, all these other things that they

1950
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:57,719
Speaker 1: got to make dinner. They don't get to it in school. Yeah,

1951
01:49:57,800 --> 01:50:01,040
Speaker 1: a lot of things, and it just learn something today.

1952
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:02,960
Speaker 1: That's what I encourage you learned something you didn't know

1953
01:50:02,960 --> 01:50:06,000
Speaker 1: how to do yesterday? Learn something today, Gandhi, what would

1954
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,599
Speaker 1: it be for you? Oh? God, there's so many things

1955
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:09,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do. But I will say

1956
01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:10,640
Speaker 1: every day I write down. I have a journal, and

1957
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:12,360
Speaker 1: every day I write down one thing that I learned

1958
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:14,719
Speaker 1: and one thing that made me laugh. And it's clutch.

1959
01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:16,160
Speaker 1: I go back and look at that thing all the time.

1960
01:50:16,200 --> 01:50:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I did laugh at that. Tomorrow, I

1961
01:50:22,360 --> 01:50:26,320
Speaker 1: want you to read all week long. Well, no, we'll

1962
01:50:26,360 --> 01:50:28,640
Speaker 1: be back right after that. Are you doing? This is

1963
01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:31,639
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams. What's up, y'all? On Beyonce? What's going on?

1964
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:34,559
Speaker 1: This is Drake And you're listening to Elvis Duran Elvis

1965
01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:40,439
Speaker 1: Duran and the morning show is Elvis Duran in the

1966
01:50:40,520 --> 01:50:45,800
Speaker 1: morning show. I Heart Radio Music Festival is happening this weekend. Lady,

1967
01:50:46,120 --> 01:50:48,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, You're not going to be there, and you

1968
01:50:48,680 --> 01:50:51,880
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm doing. She might be flying under

1969
01:50:51,880 --> 01:50:55,320
Speaker 1: the radio. I might be going who is going to

1970
01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:57,960
Speaker 1: be there? Chance the Rapper and Halsey and Hard and

1971
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:03,200
Speaker 1: Hoodie and the Blowfish, Camila Cabet, French, Montana, Miley Cyrus,

1972
01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:05,280
Speaker 1: Mumford and Soon Steve a yogee like it just keeps

1973
01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:08,040
Speaker 1: going brown Bantam, Miley, are you excited to be there?

1974
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:11,800
Speaker 1: I can't wait, guy, can't My first festival kink might work?

1975
01:51:13,520 --> 01:51:17,680
Speaker 1: Are you officially divorced? I'm on the way, but that

1976
01:51:17,880 --> 01:51:21,639
Speaker 1: means my vagina y lu oh boy, watch out, Tim

1977
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:30,320
Speaker 1: McCraw well, that's a resounding commercial or festival. Tune in Friday.

1978
01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:32,920
Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow and Saturday to watch live on the

1979
01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:36,719
Speaker 1: CWF and CWTV dot com to see what Miley Cyrus says,

1980
01:51:36,720 --> 01:51:40,439
Speaker 1: Hello guys, and that is how the festival got canceled.

1981
01:51:41,840 --> 01:51:44,840
Speaker 1: They're really never inviting you back now forget. I have

1982
01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:47,160
Speaker 1: no doubt. I remember. Do you remember when you did

1983
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:50,200
Speaker 1: your Miley Cyrus to Miley Cyrus? Do I remember? That

1984
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:54,599
Speaker 1: was the most uncomfortable experience of my entire radio life,

1985
01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:58,120
Speaker 1: and I've done some weird stuff. It's it's it's awkward

1986
01:51:58,160 --> 01:52:00,719
Speaker 1: doing the impression of someone to that person, right because

1987
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:03,360
Speaker 1: watching their facial expression that you know what I was

1988
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:06,639
Speaker 1: awkward for you? There was that it was probably only

1989
01:52:06,680 --> 01:52:10,280
Speaker 1: about a second, maybe two seconds of silence after that

1990
01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:13,200
Speaker 1: when you did your impression too, Miley. Huh, it was

1991
01:52:13,280 --> 01:52:18,160
Speaker 1: so awkward. Yeah, oh my god, it was an attorney frog.

1992
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:19,800
Speaker 1: What did it sound like? What did it feel like?

1993
01:52:19,840 --> 01:52:23,960
Speaker 1: In Florida? It sounded as if Miley was shooting daggers

1994
01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:26,880
Speaker 1: correctly at her I got text from my friend that

1995
01:52:26,960 --> 01:52:28,519
Speaker 1: day that we're like, are you going to quit? You

1996
01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:32,360
Speaker 1: have to quit to your defense, I mean, Elvis made

1997
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:34,800
Speaker 1: you do it. Yeah, it's not like you're like, hey, everybody.

1998
01:52:34,880 --> 01:52:37,080
Speaker 1: And but the thing with the Miley Sires impression is

1999
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:40,040
Speaker 1: I've never ever done a flattering version of it. So

2000
01:52:40,120 --> 01:52:41,800
Speaker 1: when he was like, give us for Miley, I had

2001
01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:44,559
Speaker 1: no idea what to do. You're like, I'm like, hey, everybody,

2002
01:52:44,560 --> 01:52:48,679
Speaker 1: it's me Miley Chiriso. What could you say as Miley

2003
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:50,920
Speaker 1: that would be flattering to Miley? I guess read the

2004
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:54,599
Speaker 1: people's heads to the United States mean literally nothing. There's

2005
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:58,320
Speaker 1: nothing that you can say in that voice that's flattering. Hey, guy,

2006
01:52:58,439 --> 01:53:03,880
Speaker 1: Camle woman, a lie never works. At least my impersonation

2007
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:06,920
Speaker 1: is of a muppet. So you know, we don't We

2008
01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:13,240
Speaker 1: don't insult the elbow. Almo said, I love that would

2009
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:16,639
Speaker 1: have been way better almost to get insulted. It's not alive.

2010
01:53:16,880 --> 01:53:18,759
Speaker 1: We book Elmo, so you can do your elmo elow

2011
01:53:19,680 --> 01:53:21,639
Speaker 1: We had an elmow on, but that was the guy

2012
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:27,080
Speaker 1: that got in trouble. It's a long time ago, okay. Anyway,

2013
01:53:27,080 --> 01:53:29,639
Speaker 1: I'm never doing it for Miley Cyrus ever. Again, don't

2014
01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:34,760
Speaker 1: ask me. Maybe that's why you aren't a festival. Had

2015
01:53:34,800 --> 01:53:40,960
Speaker 1: one request that girl there Herry everybody all right, Miley,

2016
01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:44,639
Speaker 1: Miley will we'll talk more about you on Monday. Finley

2017
01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:47,320
Speaker 1: realize that's what she sounded like, and it freaked her out.

2018
01:53:47,439 --> 01:53:49,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, it could have been could have been

2019
01:53:49,280 --> 01:53:51,519
Speaker 1: like that's what I'd like. Okay, Well, Gandhi, not Miley,

2020
01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:54,240
Speaker 1: please do the three things. The United Autoworkers strike is

2021
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:57,200
Speaker 1: now the longest nationwide strike against General motors since in

2022
01:53:57,360 --> 01:54:00,879
Speaker 1: nineteen seventies. It's in his fourth day as negotiations continue

2023
01:54:00,920 --> 01:54:03,600
Speaker 1: between the company and the union. Members walked off the

2024
01:54:03,640 --> 01:54:06,160
Speaker 1: job at midnight Sunday because they said that they're for

2025
01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:09,920
Speaker 1: your labor agreement fell apart. Instagram and Facebook. I don't

2026
01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:11,320
Speaker 1: know if you guys have been seeing maybe some of

2027
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:14,240
Speaker 1: your favorite accounts are saying we can't post certain things anymore,

2028
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:16,519
Speaker 1: Like I follow a world Star and a couple others

2029
01:54:16,520 --> 01:54:18,280
Speaker 1: and they say no more fights. All kinds of stuff

2030
01:54:18,360 --> 01:54:22,080
Speaker 1: is getting banned, but diet ads and cosmetic surgery ads

2031
01:54:22,080 --> 01:54:24,719
Speaker 1: are getting in trouble now too, And that doesn't affect

2032
01:54:24,760 --> 01:54:27,720
Speaker 1: like you're actually does affect some of your favorite influencers.

2033
01:54:27,720 --> 01:54:29,960
Speaker 1: So if there's something like a flat tummy t or

2034
01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:32,480
Speaker 1: anything that points back to a way to change yourself,

2035
01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:35,040
Speaker 1: Instagram is not going to let people under eighteen see

2036
01:54:35,080 --> 01:54:37,560
Speaker 1: those anymore. Wow, it's good. They say that botox and

2037
01:54:37,560 --> 01:54:40,200
Speaker 1: fillers are through the roof ever since Instagram popped on

2038
01:54:40,200 --> 01:54:42,680
Speaker 1: the sayund black. Yeah, this is good and it's not

2039
01:54:42,760 --> 01:54:45,560
Speaker 1: safe for little ones. And finally, if you are on

2040
01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:48,240
Speaker 1: Plenty of Fish, I love this story because it's very

2041
01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:50,880
Speaker 1: important for this to happen. On dating sites. They say,

2042
01:54:50,920 --> 01:54:53,120
Speaker 1: if you're on there and you're using photos that have

2043
01:54:53,280 --> 01:54:55,440
Speaker 1: filters on them, your photos are going to start getting

2044
01:54:55,480 --> 01:54:57,880
Speaker 1: taken down. They want people to see exactly who you are,

2045
01:54:58,000 --> 01:55:01,640
Speaker 1: the real you, not you with fake makeup or I

2046
01:55:01,680 --> 01:55:07,120
Speaker 1: don't know why scars tell like you can tell if

2047
01:55:07,160 --> 01:55:10,000
Speaker 1: there's a really a real filter on there, well, I

2048
01:55:10,400 --> 01:55:12,520
Speaker 1: think you'd be surprised at the amount of people who

2049
01:55:12,640 --> 01:55:14,760
Speaker 1: don't know that there are some really subtle filters that

2050
01:55:14,800 --> 01:55:16,960
Speaker 1: totally change the way. Yeah, yeah, I will say there's

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01:55:16,960 --> 01:55:20,680
Speaker 1: some subtle the Crown of Flower Crown. Really there's some

2052
01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:23,720
Speaker 1: filter on the face. They're like, oh my god, they're beautiful, right.

2053
01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:27,000
Speaker 1: Apparently the two most popular are the dog ears and

2054
01:55:27,040 --> 01:55:29,640
Speaker 1: the Bunny Ears. The dog ears totally changes your face

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Speaker 1: and now you're not gonna be able to use them

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Speaker 1: on that site. Here approoves expose everyone, every every wrinkle.

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Speaker 1: All yeah. When you see exposed, I think of something else.

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Speaker 1: Your phone tap, nag. There's only one hot sauce that

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Speaker 1: Upgrade to Cholula, Elvi's Elvis durand the Elvis durand Phone

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Speaker 1: Tap gregor the Fry Boy. How's your phone tap? All right?

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Speaker 1: So Hillary and Jared been living together for some time now,

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Speaker 1: and Hillary is very sick and tired of asking Jared

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Speaker 1: to fix their toilet or even call a plumber. So

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Speaker 1: Hillary has taken upon herself to get this job done

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Speaker 1: by calling me Greg t the plumber. So the cole

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Speaker 1: actually starts with Hillary calling Jared as I am the

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Speaker 1: plumber already inside the house working on their toilet causing problems. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's listen. It's a great tease phone tap. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: It's one of them. Hi. So um, I I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about it. Your work. The toilet is such a mess.

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Speaker 1: I like, I can't deal with it, and I am

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Speaker 1: I had to call a plumber. I couldn't wait any longer. No,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna fix it. Well I know, but like

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Speaker 1: the plumber is like, actually, but could you stay on

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Speaker 1: the line while he's here, because I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was a little bit all right, Yeah, I see it. Yeah, okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's this baby. Looks like it's clogged, is what it

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Speaker 1: looks like to me. Oh, I mean it came with

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Speaker 1: the house. You let me let me take out my snake.

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Speaker 1: Let me just try to snake it out, all right,

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Speaker 1: you see my snake or anything about this snake is

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Speaker 1: a nice sneak, right, yeah, do you think you'll fit?

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Speaker 1: It was kind of big. Yeah, that's what they all

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Speaker 1: say by my snake. You know. Still, let me let

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Speaker 1: me see what I can cloud. This these pipes here,

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Speaker 1: hold on a second, trying to hold on a second.

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Speaker 1: Get that in there. Oh man, your pipes are jamed.

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Speaker 1: I know. Could you look in here? Please? Just can

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Speaker 1: you bend over? Yeah, bend over, take a look in there.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah right there. Yeah that's right. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think I think I see what you're talking about. More

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Speaker 1: to the left, you can bend over more to the

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Speaker 1: left there, it's further down in there. Yeah, don't do it, Hillary, don't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice, right there, that's nice. Are you getting me? Yeah? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah that's right. Oh yeah, yeah, oh look

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Speaker 1: at this here. You don't hate these towels. You know

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Speaker 1: you got a nice rack. You know you got a

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Speaker 1: nice rack over? Oh, I mean things. Um, I actually

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Speaker 1: just went to home depot like a couple months ago

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Speaker 1: and got a new one. This is a fine rack,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. This is a fine rack.

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Speaker 1: Let me go to the truck, all right, I try.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get some heavy duty equipment to unclogged these pipes,

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Speaker 1: all right, sure, yeah, I'll be right back. That good thing.

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Speaker 1: What he's hitting on you like? Chat? He's the plummer.

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Speaker 1: He's fixing the toilet. No, he's saying, look at my snake.

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Speaker 1: You got some pretty flogged py toilet. He's honestly talking

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Speaker 1: about this. He's like, look at my If you have

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Speaker 1: suit a problem with this, then actually you should have

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Speaker 1: fixed the toilet the first time I asked you to

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Speaker 1: last month, like I had to fix it. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna fix it. Okay, handle next time? He Oh, Claire,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Come in? Hi? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Where's your husband? If you don't mind me asking? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm not married, but my boyfriend to work right now. Right,

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Speaker 1: So that's what they all say. I got it. I understand.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I think your problem is. Check out my

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Speaker 1: nuts here. I mean, now, these things are tight. You

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Speaker 1: see these nuts here? You see the nuts nuts, So

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Speaker 1: the nuts on the bowl here at the bottom, you

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Speaker 1: know where it's where it's tied into the floor. It's tight.

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Speaker 1: So I need to kind of you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I gotta louse them up a little bit,

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Speaker 1: all right, and then I'm gonna get these nuts off

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Speaker 1: once I get these because these nuts get Can you

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Speaker 1: feel these nuts? Oh? Oh, actually that's kind of grows.

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Speaker 1: I don't really I don't really want touch the nuts

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Speaker 1: on the toilet. Yeah right right, I know. Let me

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Speaker 1: I can let me lay down here, okay, let me

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Speaker 1: try to get in here. All right, Hold on a

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Speaker 1: second too, I'm gonna move this around here. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I need you to flush

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Speaker 1: the toilet when I tell you too. All right? All right?

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Speaker 1: So are you standing over him? What I'm just I'm

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Speaker 1: just like waiting bay you there view from down here

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Speaker 1: like this guy? Ask you? All right? All right, I

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Speaker 1: tell you, belle, you know you got a nice tank.

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Speaker 1: Have I told you that about the not this? Take care.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come home right now. I'm talking to him. God, Jared,

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Speaker 1: tuggle my snake? Can you tuggle my snake? And Hill Hill?

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Speaker 1: You put him on the phone right now? Up and down? More?

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Speaker 1: Up and down? Huh dearously? If you not? Do you

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Speaker 1: not get that what he's saying right now? All right,

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Speaker 1: he'll just a little bit softer? Can you up and

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Speaker 1: down with it? Soft on my snake? You're not hearing him?

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Speaker 1: Can you not hear that? He's coming out of his mouth?

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Speaker 1: This guy? Okay, um, can you talk to my to

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend? He said you don't hear he is, Oh, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: who is this? Hey? How are you doing? This? Is

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Speaker 1: a bill? Yeah? What are you hitting all my girlfriend? Man? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about it? I've been listening in

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Speaker 1: this whole time? Man? Is that is that how you

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Speaker 1: run your business? Yeah? I mean you know what? If

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Speaker 1: I call your boss, do you say that he would

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Speaker 1: like to hear that you were talking this way to

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Speaker 1: peace to your customers? Yeah? You sweetheart? Did I say

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Speaker 1: anything wrong to you? Did you think names? Man? Who

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Speaker 1: do you think you are? Hey? Listen, you know you're scared.

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Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? You scared at my house?

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Speaker 1: Hitting on my girlfriend? He said? Did I on you?

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Speaker 1: Did I hit on you? You need to take your

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Speaker 1: snake and stick in your ears and clear hairs out

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Speaker 1: some what Obviously you can hear all right? You know

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Speaker 1: if you are man enough and you could have come

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Speaker 1: down here and clean the pipe. So, yes, snake, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But you are man enough. You

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Speaker 1: were hitting on my girlfriend. I want you to get

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Speaker 1: them out of my house. You don't have a long

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Speaker 1: enough snake to clean like I clean. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about? It out of my house. This guy

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Speaker 1: ten seconds to get out of there, and I'm calling

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Speaker 1: them please, Hey, Jared, calm down. This is Greg Teeth

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Speaker 1: Melvis Durand in the Morning Show, and Hillary and I

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Speaker 1: has been phone tapping. You enjoy your mark? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? As lunch? Are you kidding me? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: believe me. I don't let him know the first thing

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Speaker 1: about toilets. Oh my god, phone tab have an idea

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Speaker 1: he's very sweet behind the scenes, but then he always

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Speaker 1: turns on her publicly, so she says he's too faced.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be friends with him. So there

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