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Speaker 1: I just crashed. My metabolism is below that of Joe Biden.

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Speaker 2: Have you eaten? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had my usual like protein bar, and then

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Speaker 1: I've been eating these cheese crackers got cheese in.

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Speaker 2: Them quote unquote cheese.

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Speaker 1: Captain Wafers. I just I don't know if that's the

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Speaker 2: Well, how about Randy, that's right, What the hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a great singer and a great America only steps

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an unofficial national anthem.

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Speaker 1: do a search, but I'm not going to.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I mentioned and I get him on the show. He's

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Speaker 1: so angry at her. Still, he's happy to talk about

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Speaker 1: her with their friends again.

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Speaker 2: That happens. That happens sometimes too. Either way, I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to tell you. All right, all right, is right?

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Speaker 3: Well I guess that well, I guess that's it.