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Speaker 1: on our websites, on our link tree. We'll be in

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Speaker 1: Atlanta on Halloween, October thirty first. November one, We're in Houston,

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Speaker 1: November two, Austin, November three, Dallas. We're in Brooklyn on

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Speaker 1: November seventh. We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch, get

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Speaker 1: over it. November eighth, November tenth, we're in Philly. November seventeenth,

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Speaker 1: we're in San Francisco. We want y'all to come out.

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Speaker 1: We want y'all to kick it. We will be doing

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Speaker 1: our coveted live show with special guests, with just me

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Speaker 1: and David. Depending on the city, it'll be a great time.

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Speaker 2: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

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Speaker 2: a good meet and greet.

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Speaker 3: Bro Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

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Speaker 4: She say, Hey, Okay, what the fuck is up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 4: All right, bang bang bangs Keet Skeith skeet.

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Speaker 2: There it is there it is.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to a phenomenal live show of

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Speaker 1: My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally work to prove that Kevin Durant's bald

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Speaker 1: spot is perfectly aligned with the voter redistressing they put

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Speaker 1: up in Project twenty five.

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Speaker 4: Let's go. He's not losing his hair.

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Speaker 1: He's warning about a future where black people are rendered

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Speaker 1: even more meaningless in their voting.

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Speaker 4: Let's go. This is not ball is life.

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Speaker 2: Hair is our last shot at democracy. I'm like stink German,

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Speaker 2: I'm David. And that's that's some of the most beautiful

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Speaker 2: work you've ever done.

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Speaker 1: Thanks that they seem mostly indifferent about it, but I

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Speaker 2: It's early. It's not really fucking nailing it. That was

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Speaker 2: you hit them with a lot of knowledge. Yeah, sinking.

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Speaker 1: I made you aware of stuff that I haven't read. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I worked really hard on that bit.

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Speaker 4: It's good. We're we're excited to be here. This this

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Speaker 4: is uh and we.

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Speaker 1: Should have probably went with a one hundred and fifty seater.

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Speaker 2: But this is what. Yeah, so it's it's good job

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Speaker 2: we're here is uh, yeah, it's not something I was

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Speaker 2: hoping to hear someone yell that's a good show when

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Speaker 2: they have to remind you, hey, we can't.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry. It's more full than it seems. No, I

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Speaker 2: think it's pretty good. Thank you, Thank y'all for coming out.

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Speaker 2: This is the first night. It's the first night of

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Speaker 2: the Start to Steal tour.

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Speaker 1: This is David and I have been doing this podcast

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Speaker 1: now for two years together, and uh and we couldnot

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Speaker 1: be more grateful that you guys would come and listen

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Speaker 1: to us talk some bullshit about conspiracies and the whatnot.

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Speaker 4: Truly true. It's a good tour. Or two. We got

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Speaker 4: Fiji water. That's a big that's huge.

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Speaker 2: That's a big upgrade from the last one that gave

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Speaker 2: us a hose out back last year. Do you like

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Speaker 2: Hoose water. You don't seem like you would like hoose No, nigga,

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Speaker 2: what don't do that to me? Don't do that. No,

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Speaker 2: don't do that to me. Hose water hits pretty good. No,

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Speaker 2: you're outside playing excuse me. Wait, a fit was inside

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Speaker 2: like a fucking nerve. Start chiming in, you nobody chiming.

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Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, because this is psychotic what he's doing.

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Speaker 5: It's not, it's not.

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Speaker 6: I am thirty seven years old. He is thirty seven

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Speaker 6: years old. This nigga don't like hose water anymore. You

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Speaker 6: mean liked hose water. Give me a cun you tasted

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Speaker 2: I could blind taste test hosed water right now. You

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Speaker 2: give me hose water, tap water and Fiji eyes closed.

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Speaker 4: I get it. And that's got a metallicy hose flavor

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Speaker 2: That's fifty feet When was it? You don't even you're

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Speaker 2: the last time he drink out of a host? Langston? Brother?

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Speaker 1: Brother, It's been some time, and I'm not going back.

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Speaker 1: I'm better than that.

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Speaker 2: Last me. When's the last time you drank out of?

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Speaker 2: When I was watering the new peach tree we bought,

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Speaker 1: I think you thought that was gonna be the bomb

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Speaker 1: with that. I was a lady going, oh, oh, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: that's all right, big man. It's probably hot outside. That's

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Speaker 1: You didn't know how to grow the peach tree.

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Speaker 4: That is a worry about But that's not.

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Speaker 2: The point we we should get we haven't even really started.

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Speaker 4: If this is your first time at the show.

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Speaker 1: We we talk about black conspiracy theories. That's our whole ship,

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Speaker 1: and David and I love to kick this thing off.

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Speaker 1: We like to get you nice and warmed up by

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Speaker 1: unpacking a conspiracy we've been wrestling with and this is

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Speaker 1: d C. We we want to do a d C

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Speaker 1: specific a conspiracy theory is due to.

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Speaker 9: A feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling,

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Speaker 9: and a stunk so bad.

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Speaker 1: He also does that periodically throughout the shows of If

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Speaker 1: you hear Michael Jackson talking about Dookie near you, you're

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Speaker 1: not being haunted.

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Speaker 2: It's David doing his job. But this is DC.

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Speaker 1: We have a conspiracy that is very DC centric and

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Speaker 1: it is the d C sniper was all a distraction.

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Speaker 2: This is not a town for him. Brother, Your feedback

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Speaker 2: is not necessary just yet. There will be a Q

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry that happened to you.

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Speaker 1: You're in my prayers, but they're quiet prayers. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: be careful with this. Right from the start.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was a bad idea when we brought

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Speaker 4: But then I was like, it could be funny.

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Speaker 4: Don't get quiet. I like his eyes. I'll say it.

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Speaker 2: When we say a distraction, I want to be clear

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Speaker 2: we are not suggesting even for a second.

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Speaker 4: And this isn't necessarily my theory.

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Speaker 1: If you know the way I played the game in

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Speaker 1: down the middle and let the let the people decide

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Speaker 1: for themselves. But in this case, the DC sniper being

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Speaker 1: all a distraction is not suggest people weren't murdered, that

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Speaker 1: the danger wasn't real. It's suggesting that perhaps this DC

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Speaker 1: Sniper's popularity was manipulated by the media in a way

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Speaker 2: That's okay, we got now we could talk about it.

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Speaker 2: He got it out, he said, what he Here's my

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Speaker 2: first pushback to this conspiracy, was the DC Were they

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Speaker 2: the DC Snipers that popular in the Keep in mind

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Speaker 2: where you are from DC, y'all are like, my mama

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Speaker 4: I assure you, everybody likes her. She told me herself.

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Speaker 2: I actually do think it was more popular than you're

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Speaker 1: instead it was just niggas And they were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if this is right.

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Speaker 4: How did you feel when you found that out? I didn't,

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Speaker 4: I'll be honest.

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Speaker 1: I didn't find it out until I started researching this

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Speaker 4: That's crazy. I did know that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that my hose drinking ass.

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Speaker 4: But that's hose talk, do you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean? I was learning about him when

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Speaker 2: he was still a brit of killer. The metaphor tracks,

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Speaker 2: don't bail on me.

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Speaker 1: Just because you ain't woke enough to get it doesn't

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Speaker 4: They weren't related at all.

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Speaker 4: I'm not like a psychopath.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were throwing pennies off a bridge, you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But I didn't realize that it was two dudes that

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Speaker 1: how he got started. He wasn't even fucking with y'all

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Speaker 2: What was the overall length of his because that's where

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Speaker 2: they're gonna be prolific serial killers.

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Speaker 1: He he I think made it like six to eight months,

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Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken. It was a long run because

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Speaker 1: they couldn't figure out in the beginning that this was

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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, I feel like the room hates this.

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Speaker 2: I thought we would engage in exciting discas. Why didn't

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Speaker 4: You knew this was happening.

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Speaker 6: You were zig zagging to school, start your John Wick training.

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Speaker 4: Where are your good guys with guns?

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Speaker 2: I'm a genuine psychopathe you.

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Speaker 4: No, it couldn't. It's the one in the glasses.

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Speaker 2: He put on a fucking mask, and he had apparently

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Speaker 4: They were like, I'm not going to forget this.

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Speaker 1: And I would say that, yes, more people have been revealed,

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Speaker 2: Damn? How big was this, dick? It's pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know. Yeah, I'm sorry. I really shut

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it back. It's the first show of

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Speaker 2: It'll be different in Dallas. I promise you can talk

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Speaker 1: Guy, right, all right, we have some amazing guests that

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Speaker 1: evening I truly cannot think of a better, funnier motherfucker,

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Speaker 1: He is a legend in DC. You've seen him on Netflix,

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Speaker 1: You've seen him on goddamn Everything.

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Speaker 2: You know him, you love them.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Tony Wood.

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Speaker 11: Something's going on?

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Speaker 4: Can snap?

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Speaker 2: You know where you were coming from? Ya?

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Speaker 4: I got terrified. I was like this nigga left.

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Speaker 7: You know, you can crab that micro which way to

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Speaker 12: I saw that? That's that looks like official? Like that's

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Speaker 12: y'all's way. Yeah, you know, like Johnny Like I was

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Speaker 12: gonna say Johnny Carson, but you know, like Jimmy Fallon.

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Speaker 9: Like.

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Speaker 2: I like the way you say his name.

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Speaker 4: I know that.

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Speaker 7: I have an Oval bike. What's good man?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're excited to hear. We we have a brand

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Speaker 2: new game that we've never played before that we want

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Speaker 1: America's fun Shittiest Home Video.

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Speaker 2: Is.

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Speaker 1: The way this is gonna work is we've collected some

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Speaker 1: of the finest materials from both famous and not famous

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Speaker 1: hoteps on the Internet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah they're big fans.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean would like that you know because my

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Speaker 4: I mean.

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Speaker 2: Respected in my life?

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Speaker 7: I'm saying, how does everybody call him Jimmy Fallon?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 7: How does everybody know what a hotel? What is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: That's a great question. I'm sorry for getting defensive.

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Speaker 2: That was on us. What a hotep? Uh? And and

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Speaker 7: Be everybody clap they knew I would say.

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Speaker 1: Hotep is a person who takes Pan African ship and

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Speaker 1: black men and women. Sometimes some black men tell the

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Speaker 4: Not so terrible what you're saying.

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Speaker 7: That's a big ass explanation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like, well you described them really cool. Okay,

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Speaker 2: what am I missing? It's just nonsense. They're just they're

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Speaker 4: The whole TEPS?

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Speaker 7: All right? I thought he was. I thought he was. Okay, man,

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Speaker 7: be quiet listening. I was on the phone. I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: You Tony the way this game is gonna work. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna show you some videos.

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Speaker 1: You feel free to talk riff stop us whenever the

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Speaker 2: We're gonna talk a little shit. Okay, we're gonna show

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Speaker 1: This first video actually comes from doctor Umar Johnson, one

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Speaker 1: of the finest doing it. I'm a big fan, maybe

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Speaker 1: the funniest hotep in history. We're gonna watch a video

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Speaker 4: He'll explain it better than I.

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Speaker 8: Can, and did.

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Speaker 10: He had an agreement with them where they would help

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Speaker 10: him market his Daily Owned tequila brand, and Diddy took

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Speaker 10: issue with Diego because they had described the Daily Owned

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Speaker 10: unquote ghetto hip hop type of liquor, and Puffy took

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Speaker 8: Don't limit my product just to black people.

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Speaker 10: And by doing that, you're dissuading white people and nine

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Speaker 8: Buying my liquor. You're cutting my cells low.

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Speaker 10: And I think you're doing it on purpose because you

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Speaker 10: don't want Daily On Tequila to outsell all your other

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna positive Diego.

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Speaker 8: Of racial discrimination in marketing.

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Speaker 10: Diego got upset with Puff British space company.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's terrifying me. I felt tramped.

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Speaker 2: No listen, nigga, I'm telling you, Puffy didn't do nothing

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Speaker 1: I truly don't. He had to mute it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do, Tony, Do you have thoughts on this?

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Speaker 13: On you?

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Speaker 2: Are you following what he's Yeah?

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Speaker 12: I couldn't hear shit he was saying. I just washed

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Speaker 2: Alright? Dog?

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Speaker 7: I mean yeah, I heard what he was saying. But

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Speaker 7: Shit don't matter, you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What pretty good answer as far as answers go.

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Speaker 2: can't tell if it's looping or if this nigga is

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Speaker 4: It hasn't even looped back yet.

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Speaker 2: He's still just explaining how this was a dastardly plan.

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Speaker 14: Bro where easy He's at a discovery zone that's they picked.

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Speaker 2: Up the fuck.

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Speaker 4: I also didn't know Malcolm X had a military h.

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Speaker 2: Tony, where where are you in it as a conspiratory?

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Speaker 1: Are would you consider yourself a conspiracy theorist? No, you

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 12: I tell people things and they go the fuck out here. Yeah,

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Speaker 12: I know, like like I hate comedians always go hey,

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Speaker 7: People go for real.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: And when I was seventeen, I saw a UFO like,

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Speaker 12: Then then like recently, I was in Africa, like okay,

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Speaker 7: But yeah, my bad listen.

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Speaker 7: Bread with what she and I have to say stuff

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Speaker 12: To yeah, misdirect people from what I'm really saying because see,

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Speaker 12: you know, because I was in Africa, but it's not

447
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 12: like the continent, not like not like what not that.

448
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 7: This is I was. I was in a place called

449
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 7: the Shells.

450
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 12: It's a group of islands which is a thousand miles

451
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 12: off the west the east coast of uh Africa.

452
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 2: Yeah you know the one.

453
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, he's next.

454
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 12: And and I was there doing a doing a show.

455
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 12: And we stayed at a really nice resort and like

456
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 12: the had like bamboo gates but they were as tall

457
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 12: as that balcony like Jurassic Punk.

458
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 7: They come in and ship you have to be out.

459
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 12: And you see like lights like shadows on the because

460
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 12: nightclubs put out their little logo and we kept saying

461
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 12: all these logos like Batman, but you look up, like,

462
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 12: oh ship it was bats Yeah no, no, not like

463
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 12: the little them ones. It was like big band, like

464
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 12: like a little dog got wings. But that's not the

465
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 12: part I'm talking about. I'm just distracting you. Pretend I

466
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 12: moved my hands lot. So uh we were there was

467
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 12: really nice resort. They had three pool like a pool

468
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 12: for like people want to exercise, a pool for like kids.

469
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 12: You can pee in and and an adult pool like boy,

470
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 12: you can yeah, yeah that the beach was a lagoon,

471
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 12: like like that was the beach proba.

472
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 7: It's only open during the day, only open during.

473
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 12: The day, and they tell you not to go, but

474
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 12: they tell you, they.

475
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 2: Tell you, you.

476
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 12: Know, like how your grandmother said, now listen, don't eat

477
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 12: the chocolate that's in the medicine cabinet on the third

478
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 12: shelf behind the aspen. Would you tell you you gave

479
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 12: me the court like like, why would you tell me?

480
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 2: Y'all?

481
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 12: Probably it used to be some medicine that with chocolate. Anyway, listen,

482
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,959
Speaker 12: but she would tell you that just to see how

483
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 12: much of a little lass hole you were, because I was.

484
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 12: I ate the chocolate.

485
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 7: But listen a whole nother story. It's shitty.

486
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 9: There was due to little feces on all over the walls,

487
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 9: the floor, the ceiling.

488
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 11: And a stump.

489
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 7: This is okay, we're not what she said. I came here.

490
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 12: But no, So we're all hanging out and they have

491
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 12: they have gates or whatever, so you don't go to

492
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 12: the beach tonight. And we say, hey, can we go

493
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 12: to the beach, and they go, you're not supposed to

494
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 12: like that nobody said no, don't. They said you're not

495
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 12: supposed to. So we go down and there's a group

496
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 12: of us and there's just a little boy. And his

497
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 12: mother had always said she said he's autistic. I'm like, whoa,

498
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:58,479
Speaker 12: I'm like, wow, what does he paint? And she had

499
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 12: an accent listen, but he but he liked me, you know,

500
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 12: because I'm slightly on the spectrum myself. So we were

501
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 12: kicking it and just everybody's having a good time and

502
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 12: me and him having a good He was non verbal.

503
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 12: It's like maybe ten or eleven years old, but everybody's

504
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 12: having a good time. Then we all go, hey, let's

505
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 12: go down, you know, fuck them, let's go down to

506
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 12: the lagoon and swim. And so you know, we're gonna

507
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 12: go down, and so I'm like, all right, we're gonna race,

508
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 12: just playing around. So me and him end up being

509
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 12: the first ones in the lagoon, and we probably about

510
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 12: as far as that curtain into the water. But you

511
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 12: have to have those little shoes on because it's kind

512
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 12: of rocky. In the daytime, you can see it, you know,

513
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 12: but at night anyway, so we see something coming, Yeah,

514
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 12: this is the serious part. We see something coming and

515
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 12: it's coming from maybe a mile away. And you ever

516
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 12: be out on the belt Way and you see something

517
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 12: that small, but it's like.

518
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 7: Like a motorcycle, Like.

519
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 12: Mother Fuckerry, that's how this is how fast it was coming.

520
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 7: And it's coming. I'm like, whoa, you know, I'm turning around,

521
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 7: like let's get out of the water, let's get out,

522
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 7: let's get out the water, let's get it. And it's coming.

523
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 12: But there's no fin right because like it's not a shark,

524
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 12: it's not a dolphin. But I'm thinking I've seen that

525
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 12: little specials with the killer whales, and you know the

526
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 12: shit they do the seals, Like a seal be sitting

527
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 12: here on a piece of ice and he do like

528
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 12: this until they get there.

529
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 7: Gonna got you, bitch, right. So I'm like, but I'm like,

530
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 7: this water too warm for those killer whales.

531
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,719
Speaker 12: But anyway, I'm thinking a lot of shit because we're

532
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 12: scared and tried, which we ain't got put that far

533
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 12: to go. But this thing got as close as that

534
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 12: curtain to us, like from a mile and then what

535
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 12: that way, I'm like, oh shit, And then came back

536
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 12: and jumped out of the water, and first his arms

537
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 12: came out. Yeah, I know his arms came out. He

538
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 12: was at least twelve feet long, wingspan maybe ten feet.

539
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 12: And he didn't say it, just kind of looked at us.

540
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 12: Don't nobody said, ooh, didn't have titties? Whoa, It wasn't

541
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 12: done sexy about this mother he was. And he just

542
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 12: kind of gave us a look, which get the fuck

543
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 12: out the water and he went back in the water

544
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 12: was only like this deep but no splash. And that's

545
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 12: how big he was. Because the other people came in

546
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 12: there go, oh, look a submarine. That's how Biggie was.

547
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 12: And I was running out and the little boy who's nonverbal,

548
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 12: was talking like shit. And I went back to my

549
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 12: room crying with the Bible and called my mom and

550
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 12: she said how much you had to drink?

551
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 7: See exactly.

552
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 12: Everybody's like, oh, that was a powerful story, but y'are like, oh,

553
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 12: he crazy, But it's that's it's that that's not a

554
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 12: conspirad because it's true.

555
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 7: Right Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

556
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: Brother, I'm gonna take your word for it.

557
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 7: Am I hip tip?

558
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 4: Now?

559
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

560
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 7: Your hotip a hotel, hip tip, hip tip. I won't

561
00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 7: be holding I think.

562
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: You're hip tip. You gotta train a little harder to

563
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 2: get hotel, but hip tip is sort of the yellow

564
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 2: belt of hotel. Hip tip. Then you get ribbed.

565
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: Tip, then you stop eating rib tip, boom, then you hotel.

566
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 12: I'm gonna tell you, this is the best podcast I've

567
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 12: been on today. Man, this is.

568
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 7: Hurt people. Hurt people. Listen.

569
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: So you you you do not see yourself as a

570
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorist. Where do you fall in doctor Umar's claims

571
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: of Diddy somehow being sabotaged.

572
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 12: I do feel like he's been sabotazed because they're trying

573
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 12: to make all of his money. It'll gotten game, like

574
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 12: like all of us from dirty shit. That way they

575
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 12: can take it on. Yeah, he had some record money,

576
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 12: didn't he.

577
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: I heard someone say everybody else's records, and I think

578
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: that's a bold claim.

579
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: I think I think Bad Boys two soundtrack is the

580
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 2: greatest soundtrack to ever exist in humanity. Yeah, that's crazy

581
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 2: and rush hour to soundtrack obviously.

582
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: And I'd go so far as to say did he

583
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: had a pretty nasty hand in making sure that that

584
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: was possible?

585
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 12: But it was greasy. I had to say that my bad,

586
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 12: my fad. It was it was too easy sound, It

587
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 12: was too easy, My bad.

588
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I get what you're saying, though that

589
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: that there does seem to be this instinct of like, oh,

590
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: you're a billion dollar person, we're taking all of the

591
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: billions rather than a whatever version of the cut that is,

592
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: I guess part of your actual crimes. But it's hard

593
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: to know how much.

594
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 2: Of his shit is mixed up with other shit, right,

595
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't even thinking about he's going to jail. I

596
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 2: wasn't thinking about anybody taking his money. Yeah, no, I

597
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: mean the jail is the more important part.

598
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 15: Yeah.

599
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a great game. It was the first

600
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 2: time we tried it out. Should we do one more?

601
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: Should we try one more?

602
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 4: Video?

603
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 7: All?

604
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 2: Right? This next one.

605
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm excited about this one, especially since you're so hip Tony.

606
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 4: I think.

607
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 7: It's a scary.

608
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,479
Speaker 11: Theorist that monsters Ain't.

609
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 16: It's actually a movie about a dream of See now,

610
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 16: monsters ain't. They have to go through doors to get

611
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 16: to our world to scare children to get their screams.

612
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 11: These screams power their city.

613
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 17: Now.

614
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 16: The crazy party is they actually have a ranking system

615
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 16: in the movie to see who can collect the most

616
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 16: screens scare the most children. Right when they place the

617
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 16: screams in the tubes, they eerily look like blood filling up.

618
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 16: Now you know how the elites supposedly get the purest

619
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 16: a dream of is by scaring children and scaring them

620
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 16: enough so that they're adrenaline spikes. They use all different

621
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 16: measures to scared the children to get their adrenaline going,

622
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 16: including torture. Then on suspice enough, they take the blood,

623
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 16: no matter if it means the victim is live or not.

624
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 16: Now in the movie, the munsters even create a torture

625
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 16: machine called the scream Instractor, and they decided to kidnap

626
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 16: the kids and put them in that machine. And at

627
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 16: its full capacity, it's even capable of torturing the kids

628
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 16: in order to get.

629
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:19,439
Speaker 11: The scream out.

630
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 16: Doesn't matter what it does, as long as it gets

631
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 16: the stream, even if it means that child will meet

632
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 16: their end. Anything the power the city, Right, But what

633
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 16: do you think is this one big reach or something

634
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 16: more sinister going on?

635
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 4: You gotta tell your cousin to stop eating in the car.

636
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 7: Yeah that wild?

637
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 4: Ye, my man did that with a whole pizza. Yeah,

638
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 4: I don't, I'm not.

639
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 2: I don't want to discuss it. That was stupid, is the.

640
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 4: Basis was a child's movie.

641
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's saying that they're they're making these children's

642
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 2: movies to expose us to a deeper truth. Oo, Disney,

643
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 2: Disney's on our side, secretly, that's what he's saying.

644
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what the man with the light eyes said.

645
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, what what?

646
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 8: What?

647
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 4: What?

648
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 7: What was?

649
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 12: It was another movie with monsters And I saw that.

650
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 12: I think I was high, but I saw that Monsters

651
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 12: ball No, and it was this monsters boy called monsters.

652
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 7: It was what's it? The Gremlins?

653
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, yeah, anybody say that? And it was like

654
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 12: we had just moved into a different neighborhood, like everybody

655
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 12: was lighter m and and the Gremlins. Did you see

656
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 12: how they act in the movie theater?

657
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 2: Thank you?

658
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 7: Yeah?

659
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 12: Yeah.

660
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 7: They played cards, smoke newports, shoot each other.

661
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 4: Oh this is a good that's yes.

662
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 12: And they were motherfucker what they wasn't drinking coke? Everybody

663
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 12: drinking knee hot orange and grape shoulders and ship wrong.

664
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they can Jimmy Riggs ship.

665
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 12: They had the little scooter wool go out of the

666
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 12: road boom, and it was like, you know, like people

667
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 12: who move out of the neighborhoods go look at him.

668
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Speaker 12: You know they eat at the dog Da Haven brabies.

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Speaker 12: That's how that's how the grimins. You getting wet.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what racialists people say about other people. I

671
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Speaker 7: have an over bite.

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Speaker 2: So you're bought into what Tony fucking boys about that?

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Speaker 1: So them them, you're saying that that them belittling us

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Speaker 1: as a race. They'll put in a movie, just not

675
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Speaker 1: secrets about adrenochrome, which I don't know why he had

676
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Speaker 1: to bleep that out. That felt weird to me. But

677
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Speaker 1: you're saying you buy into that conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: I think that's a lot more reasonable than whatever.

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Speaker 12: He would about the one where they expecting to see

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Speaker 12: all these fucking flowers.

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Speaker 7: They said the color purple, but it was really about

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Speaker 7: colored people.

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Speaker 2: Well here's where I get off the bus. But I've

684
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 2: been having a good time. Yeah, how do you feel

685
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Speaker 2: about it? Langston?

686
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Speaker 1: It's stupid. It's stupid. I think that's fair to say.

687
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Speaker 1: It's there's no reason to unpack monsters inc. And if

688
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: any of y'all want to talk about monsters Inc. After

689
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: the show, I'll walk away from you in a second.

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00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: There's no moment in me that's like, let's take this

691
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Speaker 1: seriously as Monsters, inc.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know. I thought the Man with the

693
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Speaker 2: light eyes was funny.

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Speaker 9: That's.

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Speaker 2: All right. I think that I think we did that game.

696
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Speaker 2: I think we did that game. That was game.

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Speaker 7: Game was dope, bro.

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Speaker 2: One more time for Tony Woods.

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Speaker 12: Everybody that that was that, Like, you can go now.

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Speaker 7: That, y'all. You could say word the way y'all just said,

701
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Speaker 7: oh man, this Well, if.

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Speaker 2: They would have stood up and applauded like I thought

703
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: they should, it would have been weirder.

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Speaker 12: That's all right, man. They tripping on the Monster movie.

705
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 12: I think they still thinking about the mermn. But listen, man,

706
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Speaker 12: I've been kicked out of a better podcast. I'm fucking

707
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Speaker 12: with you. O man, Thanks you guys, Thanks Tony Woods.

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Speaker 8: Everybody was y'all.

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Speaker 1: My mama told me presents the Start to Steal Tour.

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Speaker 1: We're very excited about it. I'm not about to bite

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Speaker 1: my tongue. We want to sell it out and the

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Speaker 1: On Halloween, October thirty first, November one, we're in Houston.

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Speaker 1: November seventh, We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch, get

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Speaker 1: over it. November eighth, November tenth, we're in Philly. November seventeenth,

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Speaker 1: we're in San Francisco. We want y'all to come out.

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Speaker 1: We want y'all to kick it. We will be doing

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Speaker 1: our coveted live show with special guests, with just me

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Speaker 1: and David. Depending on the city, it'll be a great time.

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Speaker 1: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

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Speaker 1: a good meet and greet.

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Speaker 2: Bro Let's be clear.

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Speaker 3: I'll take a weird picture with you for free.

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Speaker 2: I think that was a success. I marked that under

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Speaker 2: a win baby.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was crazy. I go home.

731
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Speaker 2: I eat a couple extra chips cause that one. I

732
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Speaker 2: don't think they understand your complicated history with snacks.

733
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Speaker 1: Well, you just treat yourself to a few extra snacks

734
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Speaker 1: because you did good that night.

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Speaker 2: Y'all. Don't do that. You don't get home from work

736
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Speaker 2: and be.

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Speaker 4: Like, damn, I sent a lot of emails.

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00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: I should I should go ahead and give myself a

739
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: candy bar or some I deserve it, So then why

740
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: did you bail on me? That was so relatable. My

741
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 1: comedy is so relatable. Our Next Game, I'm having a

742
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: gat time. This is the best podcast on Our Next

743
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: Game features a comedian I love so much, You love

744
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Speaker 1: so much.

745
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 2: She's hilarious.

746
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: She's been on She's been on Comedy Central, She's been

747
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 1: on so much cool shit.

748
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: A DC native, a fan favorite. She's also give it

749
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Speaker 2: up for Paar of Sachet. Everybody, Hey, Paris, everybody, Yeah, Hey.

750
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: Hey, Thiga wore the most expensive coat I've ever seen

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Speaker 1: in my.

752
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 4: Life just to embarrass us.

753
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 2: Paris. We're excited you're here.

754
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 4: Where do you?

755
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: Where do you stand on conspiracy theories? Are you a

756
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:28,720
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorist?

757
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 18: A little bit? A little bit?

758
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 4: It depends Okay, what does it depends on?

759
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 5: I get high and then make a decision.

760
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't just jump at it straight away. You

761
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: give it some time and a little bit of weed

762
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: and choice.

763
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 2: I like that. That that feels right to me. I'm

764
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 2: high right now, so I get it absolutely to eat

765
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: some chips.

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00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: We want to play a game with you. It's a

767
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: brand new game and it's called.

768
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 11: There's Scary Theory.

769
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the game. Okay, that's the game.

770
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,479
Speaker 2: That's a game.

771
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 4: The game is called hero or a hotel, and it's okay.

772
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes if you mess up, maybe you don't get a

773
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: few chips after, but that's okay.

774
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 4: Here are a hotep. The way this game will work.

775
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: We are going to introduce you to some famous quotes,

776
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: some quotes from history that we would just like for

777
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: you to decide whether these are quotes of heroes or hoteps.

778
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: Completely your decision and we'll talk about it afterwards. First quote,

779
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: just because I feel sympathy, compassion, and forgiveness for others

780
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: such as Hitler, means I am now a monster all

781
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: for trying to open your eyes to the truth that

782
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: Hitler was not as bad as he was painted out

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Speaker 1: to be.

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00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, whole tip, you get it.

785
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 19: But no, you know, as some ship you like, I

786
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 19: understand where you was coming from, but you should you shouldn't.

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00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 5: Have came, you should have went back over there.

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00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 18: No.

789
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: No, so this has been like a hotep to you,

790
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: not a hero hotep. Okay, let's get do you know

791
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 2: I have to say hotep that's you're going hotel. I'm

792
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 2: not gonna say heer, Okay, fair enough.

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00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 4: I only gave you two categories. There's no wiggle room

794
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 4: on this. It's actually Tila Tequila.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so what's the answer. I just wanted to see

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00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 2: if you were paying attention full tap all right?

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00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 19: Huh how about just whole, not even tep just just

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Speaker 19: ho take all.

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Speaker 4: This Teala tequila for those that are uneducated?

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Speaker 9: Uh?

801
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: After her show? Are you ignorant? Motherfuckers out there? After

802
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 1: her her very successful show A Shot at Love two seasons,

803
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 1: I believe she then pivoted pretty hard into white supremacy.

804
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: She took a very hard left turn into white supremacy.

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00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 4: Right turn right, turn right.

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00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 2: I get confused sometimes, Okay, all right, damn, all right,

807
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 2: come on, man, he's at work. You don't got to

808
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 2: choose to Paris all full of chairs. I can't do it.

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00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: Beat her up, listen. I can't do nothing but beat

810
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: her up. You saw how she spoke to me.

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Speaker 19: She spoke to you like she got kids going to

812
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 19: help you. Listen, so you won't asks again.

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00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: I like it.

814
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 18: I like it.

815
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 4: Enough is enough.

816
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 2: I told you twice, Tela Tequila, So your over won

817
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: both of you on your hotep. Here we go. Next,

818
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: next quote.

819
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Speaker 5: I thought we were warning, oh for one, How we

820
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 5: didn't it was a hotel. She's a hero, bro, she

821
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 5: is not a hero.

822
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 2: We gotta fact this.

823
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 4: The game is the game.

824
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 2: When you make your own game, brother, you call it

825
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 2: whatever you want.

826
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 4: They had their choice. They chose hotep. The bitch don't

827
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 4: like black people. That's fundamentally wrong.

828
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 2: Now, I'm sorry I raised my voice.

829
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 4: I didn't want it to come to this. But if

830
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 4: you're gonna act up hilarious, all right, one, here we go.

831
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: I don't even wear a watch no more. I ain't

832
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: got time to be checking white Man time. I'm on

833
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: Divine Time.

834
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Speaker 5: Hero. That's a hero. That's a hero. Agreed, white Man Tom,

835
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 5: that is a hero right there?

836
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 2: Come on, say more?

837
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 20: What?

838
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 2: What? What?

839
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 4: Why does this attract you so much?

840
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 19: It sound like future. I ain't gonna lie you put

841
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 19: on a beat. It sounds it sounds good. Yeah, and

842
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 19: I like the fact that they ain't checking white Man Tom.

843
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 18: That's good too. The Bond Time, Yeah, that's that's a

844
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 18: hero right there.

845
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: We talked about this once before on the podcast that

846
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: time is a is a fiction that was created by

847
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: white people, which is a conspiracy theory that I think

848
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: some people genuinely believe that the calendars are all based

849
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: off of you know, Judeo Christian principles that measure time

850
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: in a way that we're not even supposed to be doing.

851
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 4: Here's how I feel.

852
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, defend the white man's watch. No, I

853
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: do think minutes are a white invention. Okay, that's where

854
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,240
Speaker 2: you get tripped up. Is the minutes.

855
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 4: If we were just on ours, I would never be late.

856
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 4: It's the minutes.

857
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 2: I agree. It's mad. Whoa I like that.

858
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: So this is hero for both of y'all. Okay, doctor

859
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: Umar Johnson.

860
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: Listen, he's got some points.

861
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 19: Every crazy person says some honesty at least one.

862
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 2: That's how he gets people to listen to give him

863
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 2: your grits money.

864
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: Remember when he said that, he was so mad. He

865
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: was like, just give me your grits money. I'll start

866
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: this school. He ain't never start the school.

867
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 2: So still we're still hero for you, despite despite some

868
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: of his shenanigans.

869
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 5: I mean, for this quote alone, Yeah we can't.

870
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 4: This is a crazy game.

871
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm so confused. I like that you made

872
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 2: it and I'm having fun with you.

873
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: Back to you assured me in a way that doesn't

874
00:48:53,080 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: feel good, all right? Next quote dinosaurs they find one

875
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: and make up ninety eight percent of it digitally.

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00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 2: I mean, you're a hero and from the crowd.

877
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 5: I want to say Hero, it's kind of in the middle.

878
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:24,240
Speaker 2: I'm that's a hero. I'm I'm also in the middle

879
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: because we all scoffed. But do you know how dinosaur

880
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 2: bones work? Actually, no, Hero, lock it in.

881
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: It's surely crazy for us to presume that something that

882
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: was fifty eight million years ago looks like a thing

883
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: we see today. There's no fun, right, they're just making

884
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: that shit up sort of like, I'm fine. I think

885
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: they find the bones, but I don't think they find

886
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: them all in a row like that.

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00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if I died doing something good, I don't

888
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: think my shit's gonna be all together.

889
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 4: All right.

890
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 2: We're hearing Hero twice Kyrie Irving.

891
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 4: Wait, what's the answer. That's what makes this game fun?

892
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,479
Speaker 4: That's true, I'm back on. Yeah, this is so fun

893
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 4: because we don't know what he is. No, he's a hotel. Okay.

894
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 2: Next next quote quote, you know.

895
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 19: What this is a paragraph from a woman when she's upset.

896
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: I am actually not that much into voting. I think

897
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy that a woman is running because

898
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,399
Speaker 1: I think that women deal with a lot of emotions

899
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: in menopause and PMS and stuff like I'm so.

900
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 4: Moody all the time.

901
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: I know I couldn't be able to run a country

902
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: because I'd be crying one day and yelling at people

903
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: the next day. You know, a lot of grumbles from

904
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: the ladies this evening. It was funny when we were

905
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: making fun of black men, but now it's important work.

906
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 4: You're a devil.

907
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 2: Maybe you need to reflect why you think our ship

908
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 2: is funny, but yours is it?

909
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 18: As a gay woman, honestly, I'm I'm on both sides.

910
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 19: This is true, but we are. We could, we could

911
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 19: be better. I'm not saying that I date them, y'all don't.

912
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 19: Y'all don't understand what's happening.

913
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 4: But we we do know.

914
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 5: The men do men, men do, not the women. That's

915
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 5: what they have saying.

916
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 19: Men get it. Women are like, that's not us. But

917
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 19: you date these bitches and you be like, that's us,

918
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 19: not y'all those bitches, This is not women.

919
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 4: We're having the conversations that need to be had.

920
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 19: But I still want to say Hotep because I don't

921
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 19: feel like a can't run the country. I feel like

922
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 19: because they deal with all these emotions, they know how

923
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 19: to deal with shit.

924
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: You're saying, it's it's the literal elimination of women from

925
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: that job that makes you think that's a Hotep's position.

926
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, I had to say Hotep as well.

927
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,399
Speaker 2: That's Hotep for you? Is well, it is like there's

928
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 2: no job this not like outside of like like a

929
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 2: linebacker some shit. There's no job I've ever seen that

930
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 2: a woman can't do that a man can do. You

931
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, there's no like you see the potential.

932
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 2: I've never seen a job that. Y Oh, it's of course.

933
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 4: Let's take a vote from the audit.

934
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 2: Where do y'all fall hero Hotep?

935
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 4: Who's the brave person? Who's gonna say? Hero? Who amongst you?

936
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 2: All? Right? The big reveal Brooke Hogan, Hogan's daughter Hotep

937
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 2: than a man who wore du rag for thirty years,

938
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 2: never took it off.

939
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 19: Still a Hotep. She don't count. Maybe she can't run

940
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 19: the country, but.

941
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: She's a real dumb dumb everybody's debating what happened.

942
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 2: That they focus on the way, Oh your daddy don't

943
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 2: palm your ass.

944
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 6: Hey, oh you don't jerk off your daddy.

945
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 4: A little bit in pastures.

946
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: No, Oh, you're so much better than Brooke Hogan cause

947
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,280
Speaker 2: he don't dig in your booty.

948
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 1: Why you take a picture with him? Yellers something else?

949
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 2: That is a one? Yeah, there's that. Well, I picked

950
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: it for a reason. They had more appropriate pictures, but I.

951
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 4: Said, no, she said some awful things. I'm gonna pick

952
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 4: a bad.

953
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 2: One of her.

954
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 4: I thought I was doing the right thing.

955
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 2: I don't know why you hit it with I've been

956
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 2: to the beach so many times with my mom.

957
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 4: That's now, get your skin against my skin.

958
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 2: It's not a picture.

959
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 4: Wait, so what is the official answer? I think?

960
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: I think unfortunately we only have two options in this game.

961
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: I think I never expected us to hold ourselves accountable

962
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: to the being heroes.

963
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 2: It just is the title of the game.

964
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 4: Okay, that's better.

965
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 7: Yeah.

966
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 4: I don't believe Brooke Cogan to be a hero.

967
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: If that was at all confusing for you the audience.

968
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 2: I find her to be detestable, much like her daddy.

969
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 19: That's the picture, Yeah, pictures like this. I'm like, thank God,

970
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 19: my dad wasn't there. Don't touch me, honestly.

971
00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 2: Saying just pictures like this though, all right, we have

972
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 2: we have one more that I want to and is

973
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 2: now for you to decide the final hero, So excited,

974
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 2: here we go. Oh no, I have two more. I

975
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 2: have two more. I thought this was my big closer.

976
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 2: This is just stuff you say. The quote is motherfucker's lucky.

977
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson ain't come out with some damn robot arms,

978
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: Paris hero, Hero, tell me a little bit.

979
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 19: More, because I feel like they're saying that Michael Jackson

980
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 19: was already the best, so if he had some robot arms,

981
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,240
Speaker 19: it only.

982
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 18: Could have been better.

983
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 2: Damn wow.

984
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 5: So and then he said, motherfucker's lazy. Oh no, motherfucker's lucky. Yeah,

985
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 5: all right, motherfuck yeah. So if he had robot arms,

986
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 5: it would have been even better.

987
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: It would have liked this could have gone even worse

988
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 1: for y'all. Yeah, if the King of Pop had robot arms.

989
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: Because then I think we're thinking about it. I think

990
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 2: we're thinking about different I think we're thinking about different

991
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 2: parts of his legacy.

992
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 19: What parts you're thinking about? I think they lied. I

993
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 19: don't even speak on that part.

994
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 18: They lie.

995
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 5: God damn if he had robot arms, it would have proved.

996
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 19: It because nobody never got touched with robot arms.

997
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 4: They haven't invented that technology.

998
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: So you're saying, you're saying this is a Heroes quote. Okay, David,

999
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying, regardless of what side the ballt it that

1000
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: this lands on, it's a hotel.

1001
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 2: What was he going to do with robot arms. He

1002
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 2: wasn't gonna write a better thriller, like you know. So

1003
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 2: I think I think it's a hotel, and obviously the

1004
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 2: other one.

1005
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, now there are some other details for sure. Wait

1006
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: what do you think it doesn't matter? I know the

1007
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,959
Speaker 1: answer is.

1008
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 2: From Bobby Himmett, famous famous hotel Bobby Hemmett. I can

1009
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 2: tell by your reaction you don't listen to our many episodes.

1010
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: We talked about Bobby Ymmett all the time. Paris checking

1011
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: her phone, she tired.

1012
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 19: No, No, that's I still think it's.

1013
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 4: A hero quote Bobby Himmett.

1014
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: If you're unfamiliar, I think it's just a big, big

1015
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 1: fan of all all things hotep pery, And this is

1016
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: an example of one of his famous quotes.

1017
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 4: I have no idea what he meant when I have.

1018
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 2: To hear the first I have to hear what he

1019
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 2: said before and directly after that.

1020
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no clue. I truly just sometimes listen

1021
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: to him and write things down and disassociate because it's silly. Okay,

1022
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: our final quote comes to you.

1023
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 2: Here we go.

1024
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 4: They want you to believe the sun is hot.

1025
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 2: I urge you to ask yourself, have they ever touched it?

1026
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 2: Think about it?

1027
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 18: Hotep?

1028
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 2: Hotep?

1029
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 18: Yeah.

1030
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the most outlandish one.

1031
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is believe it.

1032
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 4: Believe it or not.

1033
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 2: This is crazy for you. I yeah, this is nuts. Okay,

1034
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: this is Jaden Smith. God damn it.

1035
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 4: Jaden Smith wants you to.

1036
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 5: Touch looks like he said this, I go together.

1037
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: Have you ever touched it?

1038
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 18: Think about it?

1039
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 2: No, think about it.

1040
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 18: I don't want to think about that.

1041
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 2: That's the that's the product of being too wealthy. You

1042
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 2: start questioning, why can't I touch the son?

1043
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think it's profound think about it. Well,

1044
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna.

1045
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 2: Say like that isn't a thought that hasn't crossed through

1046
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 2: my mind at some point.

1047
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say, big old ball of gas does

1048
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: feel very unsatisfying.

1049
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 2: After a while.

1050
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: No, we're just like, so the gas just stays there

1051
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: the whole time. There's just nothing, and I know that

1052
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: heat is leaving off of it. I understand their science

1053
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: behind it. But when you're dumb like I am, you

1054
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: start going, why can't it be a ball that I

1055
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: can touch? Like I found out you can't touch Jupiter

1056
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: and that blew my mind.

1057
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 4: Did y'all know that?

1058
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 2: Yes?

1059
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 4: I don't think you know that. That's crazy. Jupiter is

1060
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 4: just mostly gas. Oh, I think I actually might have

1061
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 4: known that.

1062
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's some solid mixed in there, but you

1063
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: if you try.

1064
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 4: To touch like a there's like I think there's more

1065
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 4: than one. Guess planet. That's my point.

1066
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: Jayden's onto something, all right, I'm trying my best.

1067
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:16,959
Speaker 4: You're doing good.

1068
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 7: This is great.

1069
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 2: This was a good segment.

1070
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 18: This was really good.

1071
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 2: Any final thoughts on on the segment or Jaden Smith

1072
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 2: as long.

1073
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 19: I'm in the news space where it's like I want

1074
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 19: to ask questions, but I don't want to answers because

1075
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 19: I want to know where you found all this shit,

1076
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 19: but I don't even want to know.

1077
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 18: So I no, I think I don't want to touch it.

1078
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 18: I get hot. I look at it. It looks hot.

1079
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 19: Some shit, you don't need to know it looks hot.

1080
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 19: I don't want to touch it to get burned.

1081
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 5: Like it's true, it looks okay.

1082
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 2: I think we can all agree it looks hot.

1083
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 4: It looks hot as hell?

1084
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: Can we at least agree on that it looks hot?

1085
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: And so Jaden Smith is wrong and that's the end

1086
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: of the game. I guess that is a good.

1087
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 21: Gamebody, we might not ever see her again, a lady

1088
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 21: in that fine of a coat.

1089
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: Don't come and hang out with riff raff like us,

1090
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: but but once in a blue moon.

1091
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 4: How are you feeling?

1092
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like I'm not there for

1093
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 2: you as I should be.

1094
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 4: This I'll be honest, I feel that way as well. Yeah,

1095
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1096
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: I feel like you keep bailing on me. As if

1097
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: we're not bombing together.

1098
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 4: We are.

1099
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 8: We are.

1100
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 2: We're in this together, and we're both gonna eat chips

1101
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: after this. I pray to God we do our final game.

1102
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 2: Our final game features features a comedian we both love.

1103
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 4: Dearly love this guy. I'm wearing shoes he gave me.

1104
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I didn't even know that detail. Their gorgeous shoes.

1105
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 1: By the way, you'll see him after the show, and

1106
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: we'll be out there.

1107
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 2: We'll say how to folks and ship after the show.

1108
01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 4: But you're no.

1109
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 2: Your next game feature is a comedian we love so much.

1110
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 2: He's been on Comedy Central, he's been on Advice.

1111
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: I oh, kind of Jamel the Jamel and Brandon podcast,

1112
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: which which I've done, David's done.

1113
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 4: It's a brilliant, brilliant thing. He's hilarious.

1114
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 2: Give it up for Jamel, John, Stay, what.

1115
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 20: Hey?

1116
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 2: What's going on? What was our on Vice?

1117
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 4: Don't do that?

1118
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 2: Hold up, th bro, you know what you know. We're

1119
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 2: dying up here.

1120
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 4: Don't come up here and do that.

1121
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 2: We lie?

1122
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 4: Is that what we lied?

1123
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 8: We lied?

1124
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 2: I don't. I looked at my friend. God, damn it, Bro, No,

1125
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 2: goddamn Vice.

1126
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 20: You you said comedy Central like you wasn't sure, but

1127
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 20: you like have been.

1128
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 2: I guess that was the one. I knew everything after

1129
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 2: that I was making up And even as I said it,

1130
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 2: it's the Brandon and Jamel show. It's not even isn't

1131
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 2: it wrong? If you get the two names right, good

1132
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 2: enough for me?

1133
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 4: Baby, both of you.

1134
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 2: Come on.

1135
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 4: I know you all show now exactly hard. That's been

1136
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 4: the energy this way the whole time.

1137
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 20: Bro, I'm sorry, it's for show. You guys are doing

1138
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 20: a fantastic job. I don't peed my pants up there.

1139
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 20: When Tony said Silver Spring was Africa, I lost it. Oh, nigga,

1140
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 20: I was finished. I've been having a ball ever since then.

1141
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 1: Jameelle, we have we have a classic game that we

1142
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: want to play with you. This is our favorite game

1143
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: of the last tour, and we hope it will be

1144
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: our favorite game of this tour.

1145
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 2: It's a game we call oh it'd pro ho yamla

1146
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 2: with the blamla all right?

1147
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 20: Can you imagine getting shot thing hysterically in your face?

1148
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh, that's just sound. That's what I been telling you.

1149
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 4: Her recipe for greens. Don't kill me like that.

1150
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: Lady, Paris, where are you going?

1151
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 4: Y'all should have tackled her. She could have been coming

1152
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 4: back up here to hurt us.

1153
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 20: I'm right after and me and Paris order food, So, Harry,

1154
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 20: you know what I'm saying. She's going to see what's

1155
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 20: up with them?

1156
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 4: Wait? Is that for real?

1157
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:30,919
Speaker 2: No?

1158
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 20: No, I thought it was gonna be. Nobody laughed. I

1159
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 20: thank you for checking. No, I just could have texted

1160
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 20: me thank you for checking I should I should have.

1161
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 2: H the way this game works. Do you want to

1162
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 2: explain the game? Yeah? I thought you explained it better

1163
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 2: than I explained it.

1164
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 4: It's a pretty simple game. We give you two options.

1165
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 2: Both will affect humanity greatly, and you choose the greater option.

1166
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 2: You choose the greater of two evils. Okay to blessings.

1167
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 2: They could both be blessings. I like that.

1168
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:00,919
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1169
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. First off, we're gonna start out light. What is

1170
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 2: it you want to read it? You want me to

1171
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 2: read them? Can you send me this picture too while

1172
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 2: you're on your computer?

1173
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1174
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 4: Air drop.

1175
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey finally admits that he's worn a wig, but.

1176
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 4: So does Martin Lawrence.

1177
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 2: O what do you mean?

1178
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 7: No?

1179
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 20: Listen, all right, hold on, I'm I'm one of the

1180
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 20: biggest Martin fans in the world. But hey, Martin had

1181
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 20: some fucked up years too. Man them CGI seasons. When

1182
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 20: the theme song that Martin was when he was CGI

1183
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 20: and he was jumping out of that TV cartoon, Martin

1184
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 20: is not great Martin when it when that's fair. All

1185
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 20: I'm saying is if he was wearing a wig, that

1186
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 20: would explain the CGI.

1187
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 2: Martin era for me.

1188
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 20: Okay, I hear you, and honestly, Steve Harvey's wig devastating.

1189
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 2: That that broke your heart.

1190
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 20: When you're devastating, almost broke my home in half my family.

1191
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 2: WHOA, wow, yes, because y'all were fighting about this.

1192
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 20: Yes, what and you were pro whole Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving nineteen

1193
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 20: ninety nine fucked the fuck up?

1194
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 2: WHOA?

1195
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 20: You found out early? Well, listen, there was people had

1196
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 20: we you know, there was doubts.

1197
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:25,200
Speaker 2: Some of us who wrote this joke still haven't found out. Yeah,

1198
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I didn't.

1199
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 1: I don't know that I found out until like the

1200
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 1: early like twenty tens.

1201
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 2: Well, it was you know what it was.

1202
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 20: It was I was a big fan of the show,

1203
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 20: and I'm like bragging at home. I'm at home, like, man,

1204
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 20: you don't nobody got a line up like that? Can

1205
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 20: you believe me? Can you see your Skit's gotta be lasers.

1206
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 20: It was, he gotta be going to get lasers. And

1207
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 20: then my dad was like, man, shut your with like,

1208
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 20: what are you talking about? Man, Go cut the grass.

1209
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 20: You worried about another niggas line up? Go out there

1210
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 20: and cut the grass.

1211
01:06:58,560 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 2: Man.

1212
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 20: Hell yeah, yeah, I would love it if if Steve

1213
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 20: Harvey did that in a town square in front of everybody.

1214
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,040
Speaker 1: So you and you want him to admit this, I'm

1215
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: assuming because you want apology or retribution.

1216
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 4: Where what is this?

1217
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1218
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 20: Yeah, I'm looking for like two bucks back on the

1219
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 20: cable bill.

1220
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I'm saying.

1221
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 20: I'm looking for a full on rebate yep, in a

1222
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 20: paper check, and I want it from Steve Harvey. And

1223
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 20: at the same time, if that means Martin's got to

1224
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 20: say he had a way going when he feels rebound, fine, woa, fine, wow, fine,

1225
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,000
Speaker 20: I'm just saying that would explain some of the years.

1226
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you. I think I feel similarly. I'll

1227
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 2: be real with you.

1228
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 1: I think, uh, there would be this beautiful Catharsis that

1229
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 1: would come out of Steve Harvey finally admitting his greatest trauma.

1230
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

1231
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying, Like I think, but they're

1232
01:07:56,320 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 2: taking all our heroes. I want to live in the lie. Okay,

1233
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 2: don't tell me. Don't I want to think greenpeel he said,

1234
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 2: give me both of them.

1235
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 4: I don't want to. I don't want this Christmas and

1236
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 4: my belly. I don't want to know.

1237
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, all right, audience, where do y'all fall? You

1238
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: want to find out? You know, is Martin worth the trade? Look,

1239
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: the audience was not feeling me instantly. It feels I

1240
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 1: gotta stand on it.

1241
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 2: Raise your hand, Raise your hand if you want to

1242
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 2: like that. Brother, Yeah, I'm here for the truth, I think.

1243
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 20: Raise your hand if you want to stay in the lie.

1244
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 20: See here's why. Here's what I need a hero. We

1245
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 20: need heroes.

1246
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,639
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm gonna warn you about.

1247
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: And I mean this genuinely, and I know this is

1248
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: a lot of shenanigans, but I mean this. Steve Harvey

1249
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 1: is about six years away from running for president.

1250
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:57,720
Speaker 2: Whoa you know it and I know it.

1251
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:02,560
Speaker 20: Six years he will run for some version of Offstart.

1252
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 4: He's gonna start starting in about.

1253
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,600
Speaker 2: Six years, and then we're gonna start talking about a

1254
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey.

1255
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,320
Speaker 20: Those episodes of his radio show are gonna be fired,

1256
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 20: Tommy when you make the announcement, and Uncle Tommy's like, yeah,

1257
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 20: it's gonna be and he's doing print call.

1258
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 2: It's gonna be very Treasury Office. Governor Harvey has a

1259
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 2: nice n He'll be like, I'm trying to talk to

1260
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 2: Steve munching.

1261
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: Point being Steve Harvey admitting that he was in fact

1262
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 1: ball the entire time, that he is a fallible character

1263
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 1: might delay and or stop that presidency completely. But if

1264
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 1: he be runs for president, he's gonna win, and then

1265
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 1: we're gonna be stuck with Steve Hark.

1266
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,720
Speaker 2: That's how hard as hell. Though, honestly, I might take

1267
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 2: it back.

1268
01:09:57,920 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 4: You guys want Steve Harvey as president.

1269
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 2: President Steve Harvey goes nuts? Man, are you kidding? I

1270
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 2: don't know suit level alone, the suit level alone, and

1271
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 2: be able to get much better guests on the feud,

1272
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 2: that's true. The Cheney's the Cheney's on the feud. Yeah,

1273
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 2: Cheneyese versus Clinton's. Goddamn, that is good. All right, Well

1274
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 2: I'm wrong. Yeah, I guess I was wrong to y'all.

1275
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:30,559
Speaker 2: My bad.

1276
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,680
Speaker 20: I still don't really, I've just struggled with the c

1277
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 20: g I Martin era, that's all I ask.

1278
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,600
Speaker 2: Personal issues. No, I agree, I don't think he was

1279
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 2: always this crisp and frankly, he looks like shit because

1280
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 2: if you really real, because if you really.

1281
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 4: That's bad boys for life. That doesn't count.

1282
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: No, you're still a hero. But come on, what do

1283
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: we see you said, I think he looks great. I

1284
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,800
Speaker 1: think he looks so handsome. Look, and I think he

1285
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,200
Speaker 1: hasn't lost his step at all.

1286
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 4: All Right, next one, you're ready?

1287
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:08,679
Speaker 2: Okay, you got it. Student loan eradication for all American

1288
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 2: descendants of slaves upon twenty three in mes results. But

1289
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,639
Speaker 2: find out twenty three in me is actually an FBI

1290
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:18,720
Speaker 2: racial database.

1291
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:24,839
Speaker 20: This is complicated as hell. I mean, this is already

1292
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 20: what you telling me. This is not already confirmed. This

1293
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 20: is I thought this was what it was.

1294
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 1: I you wrote this, and I didn't want to yuck,

1295
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 1: you're young, but this is already what it was.

1296
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 4: I got some bad news to play boy. You should

1297
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,640
Speaker 4: have told me in the car, bro you let me

1298
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:44,200
Speaker 4: sit up here.

1299
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 2: In front of my friends. Yeah, it's it's I never

1300
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 2: even thought about doing a twenty three in me because

1301
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 2: I'm you know, yeah, you know, you know where you're from.

1302
01:11:54,840 --> 01:12:03,360
Speaker 2: Ain't no Scottish in there, Nope. Yeah. Unfortunately twenty three

1303
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 2: and me. Uh, and this is actually a pretty recent

1304
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 2: article that maybe some of you have seen. Twenty three

1305
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:08,640
Speaker 2: and me.

1306
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,639
Speaker 1: Just it became a sort of clear that they're going

1307
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 1: into bankruptcy, that they're losing all their money. And there

1308
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 1: is a ton of speculation about which essentially government agency

1309
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:23,559
Speaker 1: is going to buy them up and mine the data

1310
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 1: from that.

1311
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 2: Would it be funny if it was NAFTA or not

1312
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 2: that NASA.

1313
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 20: What if NAFSTA came and got the niggas you know

1314
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,719
Speaker 20: what I'm saying that I'd be crazy.

1315
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:39,479
Speaker 2: I thought you mean NAFTA and being like, hey, no

1316
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 2: minimum wage you Mexican, We ain't gotta pay you that much.

1317
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 2: Also worse, I'll give you option routes you did. But no,

1318
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 2: they're they're specifically very worried, very worried. Nobody's worried. We're

1319
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 2: very worried that the.

1320
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:57,839
Speaker 1: FBI, in fact is one of the So it hasn't

1321
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 1: happened yet, it hasn't happened yet.

1322
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 4: It like it was confirmed.

1323
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 1: Well, here's the other part that is actually confirmed is

1324
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 1: that the the fear around twenty three and meter that's

1325
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,760
Speaker 1: existed the entire time is that they already have the

1326
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: potential to sell your data to third party companies. And

1327
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,800
Speaker 1: those third party companies can include insurance companies who can

1328
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:23,400
Speaker 1: deny you home loans, fucking insurance in all forms. Because

1329
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:26,080
Speaker 1: you have a history of diabetes in your family and

1330
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:29,599
Speaker 1: there's less likelihood that you're gonna make it thirty years

1331
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:31,879
Speaker 1: more to be able to pay off your mortgage.

1332
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 20: Look at your hair, they see if they find two

1333
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 20: strands of your hair and then find out how much

1334
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 20: you like Cgi Martin episodes, and there's shut her ass

1335
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:43,759
Speaker 20: right on down.

1336
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bad out here, dude, Man, this is terrible.

1337
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:49,599
Speaker 4: I just saw.

1338
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,720
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a funny dystopian future that

1339
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:55,960
Speaker 2: would never what a funny What a funny joke, David

1340
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,759
Speaker 2: go on a bike ride or some dump shit, David,

1341
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:03,840
Speaker 2: you something else. You're crazy for this one. This is

1342
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 2: I know you're the devil because you read it. You

1343
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:12,280
Speaker 2: were like, yes, yes, put it in the show. I

1344
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,719
Speaker 2: was like, he's gonna look so stupid later.

1345
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,720
Speaker 20: I mean, listen, my personal standpoint is they got our

1346
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,599
Speaker 20: shit anyway, so fuck it. Yeah, go ahead and give

1347
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 20: us some give us that loan money back.

1348
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 1: And that's that's a that's a fair position. At this point,

1349
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:27,639
Speaker 1: a bunch of you have face tuned and filtered your

1350
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:30,599
Speaker 1: way into giving away all the information they need from you,

1351
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 1: and frankly, we can get at a little rebate on

1352
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,680
Speaker 1: the other side of that, So be it.

1353
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:40,479
Speaker 20: GI me something man a coupon book something, because I

1354
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 20: already know I'm finished.

1355
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 2: Man.

1356
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 20: The only reason nothing a happened is because I don't

1357
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,519
Speaker 20: really got no bread like that. But right as soon

1358
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,639
Speaker 20: as I walked in the Safeway and touched the box,

1359
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 20: my shit was cooked.

1360
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 2: Baby, I knew that. Damn I never pictured that the

1361
01:14:57,439 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 2: FBI was sweeping Safeway for Prince.

1362
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 4: But you're right, you're right, all right. Next one, Oh oh.

1363
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 2: The bat, the BT Awards overtake the Grammys as the

1364
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 2: relevant top music awards show, but.

1365
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,719
Speaker 4: Post Malone sweeps in all categories.

1366
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:28,280
Speaker 20: All categories, just for he wins Best Gospel, he wins,

1367
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 20: he wins Best Gospel, he wins Female R and B.

1368
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:35,839
Speaker 2: That's right, all categories, right, and even if he isn't

1369
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:39,680
Speaker 2: like the singer, he gets like writing credit right for.

1370
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:45,880
Speaker 20: But just for one year, he gets like a does

1371
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 20: he do this ship like did he did last year?

1372
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,799
Speaker 20: Where he just takes over half the show, and he's like, hey.

1373
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 1: I think when you win that many awards, you do

1374
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:57,280
Speaker 1: take over this year? You know, bot Malone, two hours,

1375
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,120
Speaker 1: you keep coming up and then by the like the

1376
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 1: third one, you're riffs. You're riffing silly, you know, what

1377
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,559
Speaker 1: I mean, like, Okay, you're just having fun, but it's

1378
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 1: back to business next year.

1379
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,120
Speaker 2: But it's just one year, just one year. That's not

1380
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 2: even crazy. Somebody's that does he also get the tribute?

1381
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 2: You mean he does get the tribute?

1382
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:19,519
Speaker 20: Yeah, and he does, and he sings that, he sings

1383
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 20: his own ship for his own death joint, and he's.

1384
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:24,599
Speaker 7: R and B.

1385
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:25,880
Speaker 4: These are semantics.

1386
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 2: This is a tough one. It's been the toughest one.

1387
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,800
Speaker 4: But remember he also made that Spider Man song.

1388
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,720
Speaker 20: So I'm not even gonna get into that with you.

1389
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:43,920
Speaker 20: You pro the spider song. You don't even know that.

1390
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,600
Speaker 20: Let me know when you do some Hulk songs. A

1391
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 20: nigga fuck.

1392
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 2: One year, one year, that's gonna be a rough ast year.

1393
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 2: Though he's gonna be smoking cigarettes in there.

1394
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 20: That's gonna be a tough ast year because you're not.

1395
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 20: What I'm thinking about now is the shakedown from that.

1396
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,760
Speaker 20: You know what I'm saying. I think it's twice as

1397
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:02,599
Speaker 20: many white running backs after this happened.

1398
01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 4: Somebody said that's a skilled position.

1399
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:18,400
Speaker 1: Fuck, that's a wild thing to say out loud in

1400
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 1: response to white running backs.

1401
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 4: Listen, they can't handle it. They ain't got that extra tendon.

1402
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:27,479
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.

1403
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:30,840
Speaker 20: Brother, The inverted racism on white running backs has been

1404
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 20: very interesting. That is because motherfucker's be like, oh, christmcaffrey,

1405
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,760
Speaker 20: he the best, but it should only be one of them,

1406
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 20: like he really Jesus or something.

1407
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 1: So you're saying, and I think a lot of us

1408
01:17:45,439 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 1: should be reminded how hard to fallout from like Macklemore was.

1409
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:51,559
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

1410
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:51,840
Speaker 7: Man.

1411
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,479
Speaker 20: You think Adele would have had them band two knots

1412
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,360
Speaker 20: before any of that.

1413
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:59,559
Speaker 2: Do you see what the type of doors unlock? Yeah,

1414
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,639
Speaker 2: you're right, You're right, You're right.

1415
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:03,479
Speaker 4: I hear you.

1416
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:09,080
Speaker 20: You see the Dominos is too crazy. It's I'm out,

1417
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:12,440
Speaker 20: you can't do it. I'm out, matter of fact, I'm out.

1418
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 1: I think I feel the same. I think this is

1419
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,840
Speaker 1: too much, This comes a too high a cost. I

1420
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,280
Speaker 1: think I think I think you're truly building an army

1421
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,640
Speaker 1: behind this dude.

1422
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:26,040
Speaker 2: If you let him get this and and now, we'll

1423
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:26,679
Speaker 2: never be free.

1424
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:28,720
Speaker 20: So no, I can't let a little a little a

1425
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,639
Speaker 20: little kid named Declan with a koofi on. That's where

1426
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,960
Speaker 20: you're headed. If you want, I'm out.

1427
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:40,559
Speaker 4: I'm I'm so. This was an evil, dirty question is.

1428
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 1: Is there anybody here who would be in, who could

1429
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:49,840
Speaker 1: make a case for being in on this conspiracy or

1430
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 1: quid as it were.

1431
01:18:51,479 --> 01:18:54,920
Speaker 2: Please show yourself, cowards.

1432
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,000
Speaker 4: That's not how you vote.

1433
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:03,759
Speaker 2: We are very, very weird version of a benediction. Okay,

1434
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 2: next up, Oh, Kamala wins the next election flat out,

1435
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:20,639
Speaker 2: but two, but she swaps Tim Wallas for Charleston White.

1436
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:28,120
Speaker 2: I think I'm in. That's the truth is I'm in. Yeah,

1437
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm super in.

1438
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:36,679
Speaker 20: I'm super in because that debate, Oh, the debate alone

1439
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 20: is crazy.

1440
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 2: Charleston White versus jd vance Bro. At one point, he

1441
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 2: pulls out a night stick just because he's like, you

1442
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 2: talk to me like that again, playboy. I'm a ma shit,

1443
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:54,440
Speaker 2: the fuck you to the moderator. The moderator.

1444
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,440
Speaker 4: You can't do that, Charleston.

1445
01:19:58,960 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 2: I'm kind of hand.

1446
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:01,479
Speaker 4: That's pretty crazy.

1447
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,639
Speaker 2: I could go up. Charleston White's in charge of telling

1448
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:14,400
Speaker 2: kids to go play I'm in VP.

1449
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 4: What do they do?

1450
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 2: You know, That's all they do is tell kids to

1451
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:17,880
Speaker 2: go to the playground.

1452
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 4: I think.

1453
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 1: I'll be honest the I think there's plenty of arguments

1454
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,759
Speaker 1: to be made for Charleston White being a hilarious option.

1455
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 1: I worry about how it'll infect affect our environment.

1456
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 2: Oh you think he's gonna take away the e p A.

1457
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 2: I don't know that this nigga has any thoughts whatsoever.

1458
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:42,960
Speaker 2: All the departments is gone on. The all the departments

1459
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:43,439
Speaker 2: is gone on.

1460
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:46,040
Speaker 4: The department is gone.

1461
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: I think if we are in fact in an existential

1462
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:51,200
Speaker 1: crisis in the way that we claim to be, you

1463
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:54,120
Speaker 1: gotta at least have somebody who pretends like global warming

1464
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,639
Speaker 1: is a new department.

1465
01:20:55,640 --> 01:21:02,200
Speaker 20: It's gonna be like the office of back Page, the

1466
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 20: department of pardon.

1467
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 1: Me, barbershops. We got the barbershop department, so you're you're out.

1468
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 4: I think it.

1469
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:13,880
Speaker 2: I think it's a dangerous game we're playing to just

1470
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,559
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't end with a little white child

1471
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 2: and a coofee if he doesn't to to two elections.

1472
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:22,160
Speaker 1: Just doesn't feel like enough for me to feel like

1473
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:24,839
Speaker 1: we've made it through the Charleston White years.

1474
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,720
Speaker 4: You said, and with Kamala.

1475
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:38,880
Speaker 20: Okay, yes we all we all have to Yes, yes

1476
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:39,639
Speaker 20: everyone here.

1477
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:43,040
Speaker 2: Wait, can we take an audience? I want to see

1478
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,280
Speaker 2: the audience pull on? Oh why you show you? Not

1479
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,639
Speaker 2: the not the Kamala Park, not the Kamala Park.

1480
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:51,200
Speaker 4: He's only the Kamala Park.

1481
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't want to know whatever you

1482
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:59,360
Speaker 2: got for you. Hey, let's focus. I can't tell with

1483
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:01,519
Speaker 2: you termes. I think you want to take this thing

1484
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 2: down to hell and then we're not trying to really

1485
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:07,960
Speaker 2: pop shit off now you don't want to.

1486
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm terrified of what the answer is gonna be. But okay,

1487
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:16,639
Speaker 1: as far as Charleston White is concerned as an exchange

1488
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:20,719
Speaker 1: for VP, in exchange for getting Kamala twice more, where

1489
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 1: are y'all a round of applause if you're willing to

1490
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:24,600
Speaker 1: take on Charleston White?

1491
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:34,599
Speaker 2: Wow, nasty work. Yeah, okay, I think we have one more.

1492
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we have one more. Okay, last one?

1493
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:43,679
Speaker 2: Okay, as I am wearing some today. Yeah, white women

1494
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 2: finally stop disgracing Air Force ones. But Trump top. Now,

1495
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,559
Speaker 2: Now that's specific. That is that is for that is

1496
01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 2: for you, This is specific. This is crazy. I wrote

1497
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:04,519
Speaker 2: it for you. Upset this brother, Yeah, you hold on it, y'all.

1498
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 20: Ain't tell me I was coming here to have me fucked.

1499
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:11,560
Speaker 2: Up in front of it, in front of the whole city.

1500
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:12,479
Speaker 12: Ah.

1501
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:18,600
Speaker 1: Hey, wait, nah dog, you know you want to know

1502
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:23,760
Speaker 1: what's crazy. It gets even crazier because they're actually kind

1503
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:30,479
Speaker 1: of fly. I kind of want to put that ship

1504
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,599
Speaker 1: on you know what I mean, you kind of want

1505
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,320
Speaker 1: to do that, right, love it.

1506
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:39,799
Speaker 20: You gave him the alpha bits from alpha bits.

1507
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:47,560
Speaker 4: Please answer the question, mister Johnson, you got a responsibility

1508
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,240
Speaker 4: to your people.

1509
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,640
Speaker 20: Well, first of all, I mean the next thing is

1510
01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:53,240
Speaker 20: five fifties is not an issue here. Trump can have

1511
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:54,360
Speaker 20: all the fucking five fifties.

1512
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 2: He's won.

1513
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,760
Speaker 20: We wear the five fifties. No, nigga, we wear the

1514
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,679
Speaker 20: real orthopedic ones. Nigga, we don't wear that fucking whatever

1515
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:03,360
Speaker 20: it was Shi that is on Olivia she made the slide.

1516
01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, hell nah, you can keep them, okay, but imagine,

1517
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,439
Speaker 2: imagine whatever you like with maga written on them. Some

1518
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 2: Trump nine two's the Trump nine two's. Yeah that number.

1519
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:21,720
Speaker 20: Nah, that's just disgraceful, dog, nah man. Because another thing is,

1520
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:24,080
Speaker 20: I don't even think we really on forces like that.

1521
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:27,080
Speaker 20: I these is this is emergency. Dog. I wore these

1522
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,920
Speaker 20: because I was on the Peter Pan bus earlier. These

1523
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,040
Speaker 20: was like, there are some shoes I could just.

1524
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,519
Speaker 2: What you're saying, I'm sorry that happened to Thank you.

1525
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:36,920
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1526
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 20: It was an ordeal. That's why I put the forces on.

1527
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:42,360
Speaker 20: These are the shoes of joy.

1528
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,040
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, And like, hey.

1529
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:49,559
Speaker 20: Nah, man, you can't listen. Man, Nah, White ladies y'all

1530
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,880
Speaker 20: can have them. Dog, y'all canna have them because this

1531
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,760
Speaker 20: is us. Dog we the we We come on.

1532
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:55,160
Speaker 2: Man.

1533
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,760
Speaker 20: You you know how many guys I bought weed from

1534
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,600
Speaker 20: in nine nine twoes. You know what it means to me.

1535
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:03,200
Speaker 2: I love how Italian you are about it, because I'm

1536
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:12,879
Speaker 2: dead that serious. This is ridiculous. Boy.

1537
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,600
Speaker 20: No, you can't make that exchange every white lady in

1538
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 20: you talk of set a pair of forces on fire

1539
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:21,960
Speaker 20: and then wear them out the house. I don't give

1540
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 20: a shit. You're not giving truck no note nine two's

1541
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:25,639
Speaker 20: on my watch.

1542
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:28,920
Speaker 2: I respect that. I think I feel the same.

1543
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:31,439
Speaker 1: I've I've fallen in love with New Balance in a

1544
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 1: way that that certainly isn't historical for me.

1545
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 2: But I do care for them quite a bit.

1546
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,200
Speaker 20: I mean, it's been bullshit that they even went national. Yeah,

1547
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:41,840
Speaker 20: because we was on it like a decade before.

1548
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:43,760
Speaker 2: Now. Everybody like, no, they.

1549
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,960
Speaker 4: Were and when I was growing up.

1550
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:47,080
Speaker 1: And I don't mean any disrespect DC, but they were

1551
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:48,679
Speaker 1: like truly cornball shoes.

1552
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:52,920
Speaker 20: I've never cornball shoes here. We've been selling doping them

1553
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:56,640
Speaker 20: shoes since the nineties. Bro, We've been selling doping them

1554
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:59,599
Speaker 20: shoes since the heyes putting me, I've only I only

1555
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 20: been out since the nineties, all right, that's when I

1556
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:03,479
Speaker 20: saw him.

1557
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:05,559
Speaker 2: I can't really speak to the eighties really like that.

1558
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:12,720
Speaker 2: I'm badly I'll be literally a shoe to cook Cracking Langston.

1559
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:17,519
Speaker 20: It's not for him. If if any of you tell

1560
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:21,720
Speaker 20: you you gotta stand on your feet for hours, you

1561
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:24,320
Speaker 20: gotta stand on your feet for hours, chuck, don't god

1562
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:28,000
Speaker 20: stand on this. We gotta stand up for what one hour? No,

1563
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:29,799
Speaker 20: I refuse.

1564
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:30,720
Speaker 4: I'll say this.

1565
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:34,120
Speaker 1: If any of your finest crack salesmen would have shown

1566
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:36,400
Speaker 1: up to the Chicago Land.

1567
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 2: Area wearing these shoes, we would have pushed you down.

1568
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,280
Speaker 1: We would have pushed you down and gave you a

1569
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:48,600
Speaker 1: fucking wedgie, you dorky piece of shit. It wouldn't have

1570
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:51,280
Speaker 1: even been feared. We don't need to shoot you. You're

1571
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:54,479
Speaker 1: a loser, just a shove. You're a shovel dude.

1572
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:57,680
Speaker 2: We wouldn't have respected you even in the slightest But

1573
01:26:58,240 --> 01:27:02,439
Speaker 2: I should also tell you is one of the tackiest cities. Yeah,

1574
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,960
Speaker 2: y'all be wearing them, dumb ass g in this country,

1575
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:08,720
Speaker 2: and throughout most of high school, I was wearing black k.

1576
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:09,880
Speaker 4: Swiss I don't know.

1577
01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:14,679
Speaker 2: Oh fuck no, you mean you got the nerve, brother,

1578
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,719
Speaker 2: You got the nerve, brother.

1579
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:17,959
Speaker 4: I'm not bragging.

1580
01:27:19,479 --> 01:27:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm being vulnerable with you in the audience.

1581
01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:24,720
Speaker 20: Okay, okay, go to Benning Road with them, k swiss On,

1582
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:27,240
Speaker 20: Go to Benning Road with them, k swiss On.

1583
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:30,560
Speaker 2: I've put in front of the street.

1584
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:30,840
Speaker 4: Car, nigga.

1585
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:36,800
Speaker 1: No, no, that sounds like whimsy. We would have made

1586
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:41,759
Speaker 1: fun of you. But the streetcar, my man.

1587
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,960
Speaker 2: The street car is way more dangerous.

1588
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 4: If you hear that ring of ding, I know they're

1589
01:27:47,439 --> 01:27:48,839
Speaker 4: about to bust some things.

1590
01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:54,600
Speaker 20: You ain't been over off Oklahoma Avenue it but you

1591
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 20: ain't been and I never will.

1592
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:00,960
Speaker 2: That's why I'm talking ship here. If any of y'all

1593
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:05,599
Speaker 2: niggas from over there are in here, I'm sorry. I'm

1594
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,759
Speaker 2: sure it's a scary street car.

1595
01:28:09,439 --> 01:28:14,519
Speaker 20: Haunted. I bet it's actually his big handed like I

1596
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:17,880
Speaker 20: about to stand up, sit down. You got niggas tighten here,

1597
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:21,760
Speaker 20: dog brother, get your hand out of my pocket really

1598
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:26,360
Speaker 20: really said you work case was like volunteer. I'm telling

1599
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:30,240
Speaker 20: you that wasn't like an after school you did that.

1600
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:34,799
Speaker 2: I'm saying that Chicago has a complicated history with with fashion,

1601
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:36,320
Speaker 2: so I don't know that we get to be the

1602
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,759
Speaker 2: big judge. Hell no, im with the lady.

1603
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:46,280
Speaker 4: No fair enough? Well that was the game?

1604
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:48,960
Speaker 2: All right? Pretty good?

1605
01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 4: Pretty good?

1606
01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jamul Johnson, everybody.

1607
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:05,320
Speaker 1: My mama told me presents the Start to Steal Tour.

1608
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,479
Speaker 1: We're very excited about it. Yeah, I'm not about to

1609
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:11,240
Speaker 1: bite my tongue. We want to sell it out and

1610
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:13,800
Speaker 1: the dates are coming up fast, and so if you

1611
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,600
Speaker 1: live in one of these areas, we want you to

1612
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:19,360
Speaker 1: buy your tickets now. It's all available on our instagrams,

1613
01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:23,000
Speaker 1: on our websites, on our link tree. We'll be in

1614
01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:28,040
Speaker 1: Atlanta on Halloween, October thirty first. November one, we're in Houston.

1615
01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 1: November two, Austin, November three, Dallas. We're in Brooklyn. On

1616
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: November seventh, We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch.

1617
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:36,479
Speaker 8: Get over it.

1618
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:41,320
Speaker 1: November eighth, November tenth, we're in Philly. November seventeenth, we're

1619
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:44,080
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. We want y'all to come out. We

1620
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:47,120
Speaker 1: want y'all to kick it. We will be doing our

1621
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:51,400
Speaker 1: coveted live show with special guests with just me and David.

1622
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:54,200
Speaker 1: Depending on the city, It'll be a great time. All

1623
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 1: that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has a

1624
01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:57,800
Speaker 1: good meet and greet.

1625
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:01,040
Speaker 2: Bro. Let's be clear.

1626
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,200
Speaker 8: I'll take a weird picture with you for free.

1627
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,439
Speaker 4: We have one more thing. Yeah, let him move, walk

1628
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:09,840
Speaker 4: out of here.

1629
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:14,040
Speaker 2: I didn't think that last one was gonna go as

1630
01:30:14,320 --> 01:30:15,479
Speaker 2: turn up as big as it did.

1631
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:15,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was.

1632
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,479
Speaker 2: I was hoping, but that was man. Y'all went crazy.

1633
01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:26,839
Speaker 2: You really love damn. I apologize. Yeah, comfortable footwear first selling, crack.

1634
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:33,920
Speaker 1: Your final uh. The final thing we like to do

1635
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,800
Speaker 1: with these shows is we like to open it up

1636
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:38,519
Speaker 1: to you. The little Mama's uh here.

1637
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:45,360
Speaker 2: We want to hear from you if there if there

1638
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:48,080
Speaker 2: are questions you all have, there's actually a microphone right there.

1639
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:50,280
Speaker 4: If you want to, you can volunteer or if you

1640
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:52,280
Speaker 4: want to yell. It don't matter. We truly don't give

1641
01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:52,639
Speaker 4: a fuck.

1642
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:53,840
Speaker 20: Uh.

1643
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:58,639
Speaker 1: You know, take turns. Be polite, you decent people. Look

1644
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:04,960
Speaker 1: at this gentleman he stood up for That's not nice. Hey, Hello,

1645
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:06,000
Speaker 1: what's your name?

1646
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:10,560
Speaker 15: Ivuka Okaka?

1647
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:10,960
Speaker 8: Yes?

1648
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:15,160
Speaker 15: Fuck yeah, thank you so, longtime listener, big fan of

1649
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:18,160
Speaker 15: you both. But I've always been curious if you guys

1650
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:23,240
Speaker 15: are familiar with any like afrodiasporic myths about mermaids just

1651
01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:26,799
Speaker 15: a little black like background context. I'm Nigerian and Jamaican,

1652
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:31,000
Speaker 15: and I've heard both sides from my families about mermaid

1653
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:34,320
Speaker 15: bore when I was in Nigeria, Like I don't know, however,

1654
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:37,280
Speaker 15: many years ago, my cousin was asking me what I

1655
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,759
Speaker 15: wanted to do while I was there, and I mentioned

1656
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:40,760
Speaker 15: going to the beach. He looked at me like I

1657
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:43,760
Speaker 15: was insane and crazy and then proceeded to tell me

1658
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:47,120
Speaker 15: this very long story about how his friend got kidnapped

1659
01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:49,200
Speaker 15: by a mermaid at the beach and his body washed

1660
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:51,200
Speaker 15: up on shore, and that people don't go to the

1661
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:54,160
Speaker 15: beaches because there's mermaids and they will take you and

1662
01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:57,200
Speaker 15: like have their way with you and then like you're

1663
01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:02,679
Speaker 15: just gone to the ocean and fuck you. I don't

1664
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:05,840
Speaker 15: know if they like did a like a rape kid

1665
01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:09,040
Speaker 15: or anything, but like they were just like they said,

1666
01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:11,479
Speaker 15: they didn't bring his body back to do the traditional

1667
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:13,360
Speaker 15: burial that you do for when people like that.

1668
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:16,080
Speaker 2: Because the fishman Blue is out whole.

1669
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:19,200
Speaker 15: Out, I think, so they just bury him at the

1670
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:22,759
Speaker 15: beach and I'm laughing at him, but he's very serious

1671
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:23,680
Speaker 15: and kind of scared, and.

1672
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:26,960
Speaker 4: I was scared telling the start, I was scared.

1673
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,479
Speaker 15: And then on the my Jamaican side, I've heard similar

1674
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:32,719
Speaker 15: stories kind of from my mom and like other aunts

1675
01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:36,040
Speaker 15: and just elders in my family where there's like Mimi

1676
01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:38,920
Speaker 15: water and like she'll come and take men specifically and

1677
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:41,960
Speaker 15: like pull them down to the water to like to

1678
01:32:42,120 --> 01:32:43,960
Speaker 15: actually meet with them. So I'm just curious if you've

1679
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,559
Speaker 15: heard this or if you're familiar with it at all.

1680
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:48,640
Speaker 1: Well, I'll say this, I know why Jamaicans believe in

1681
01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:50,200
Speaker 1: mermaids because they don't need pussy.

1682
01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:54,479
Speaker 4: That that makes sense to me. I need you to

1683
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:55,240
Speaker 4: draw the lines.

1684
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,360
Speaker 2: How are you gonna eat a mermaid's pussy?

1685
01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:03,599
Speaker 4: I don't know. Do you guys have the schematics I've had.

1686
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,360
Speaker 15: I've heard in different iterations that they're shape shifters. According

1687
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,320
Speaker 15: to my cousin, they will come up out of the water,

1688
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:12,880
Speaker 15: have legs like kind of like the little mermaid like,

1689
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:16,920
Speaker 15: and then they try to like seduce you back into

1690
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:21,200
Speaker 15: the ocean. Specifically, only men seem to be the targets.

1691
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:26,080
Speaker 2: But I'm serious there, Sierra Leone. I was literally thinking

1692
01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:28,960
Speaker 2: about me and like twelve of my cousins went to

1693
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,600
Speaker 2: Lonely Beach together one time. We don't have any I

1694
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:33,839
Speaker 2: never heard anything like that. You never heard any mermaids.

1695
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:35,800
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm excited. I'm gonna look it up now.

1696
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:38,040
Speaker 1: Here's Here's what I like about it is that it

1697
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:42,360
Speaker 1: does feel connected to like traditions of like the sirens

1698
01:33:42,479 --> 01:33:46,240
Speaker 1: song we hear in you know, Greek mythology, and that

1699
01:33:46,479 --> 01:33:50,560
Speaker 1: to me reminds us, if we may make this conspiracy

1700
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:51,439
Speaker 1: a little connected.

1701
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:55,960
Speaker 4: It reminds us how ancient the black man is, right,

1702
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:58,840
Speaker 4: come on, and that we used to be green.

1703
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:05,559
Speaker 2: These stories that get hailed as sort of like, oh,

1704
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:08,680
Speaker 2: these are from ancient texts that we had to transcribe

1705
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:13,599
Speaker 2: and translate generation and generations ago, are in fact also

1706
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:18,240
Speaker 2: black stories and may have originated as black stories. It

1707
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:21,880
Speaker 2: might not have been sirens on rocks luring men on

1708
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:24,240
Speaker 2: their ships. It might have just been a shape shifting

1709
01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:28,840
Speaker 2: bitch on the beach. He wanted a little bit ass

1710
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:35,080
Speaker 2: and then headed back in the water. So I don't

1711
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:38,640
Speaker 2: have any expertise on your Mermaid story, but I do

1712
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:42,200
Speaker 2: know how to bullshit it, and I think we're gonna

1713
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,200
Speaker 2: do some research. Yeah, well yeah, we'll definitely do that.

1714
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:45,639
Speaker 2: That's great, that's beautiful.

1715
01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:47,320
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1716
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:52,360
Speaker 4: Hey you were You're on fire? You are crazy?

1717
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:56,599
Speaker 2: Hello? Yeah, Hey, what's your name?

1718
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:57,360
Speaker 18: Jasmine?

1719
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,360
Speaker 2: Hey Jasmine?

1720
01:34:58,560 --> 01:34:58,720
Speaker 9: Hi?

1721
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:04,599
Speaker 2: Have you all heard from Carlos X? You should talk

1722
01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:05,000
Speaker 2: about this?

1723
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:06,920
Speaker 4: Why should I talk about it?

1724
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:11,320
Speaker 1: Because I think you have more more sort of solidified

1725
01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 1: feelings on it than I do.

1726
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:14,639
Speaker 4: What I think it's fait.

1727
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:18,680
Speaker 2: We got an email saying that he's in jail and

1728
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:22,000
Speaker 2: that he wants us to put money on his books,

1729
01:35:22,040 --> 01:35:26,400
Speaker 2: which is gracey. Yeah, it was from his brother. I

1730
01:35:26,439 --> 01:35:28,840
Speaker 2: don't think it's real. I think it started off real maybe,

1731
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:31,080
Speaker 2: and then I think it's somebody trolling us. Yeah, we

1732
01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:34,280
Speaker 2: got an email that basically was somebody being like Carlo,

1733
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:35,200
Speaker 2: damn Carlos.

1734
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:39,680
Speaker 4: They got him and were just hitting up all his friends.

1735
01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:45,080
Speaker 2: His closest, his closest pay Yeah, and we just would

1736
01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:47,000
Speaker 2: love if you would send some money for Carlos.

1737
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:50,280
Speaker 1: And immediately David and Olivia I would say, We're like,

1738
01:35:50,439 --> 01:35:51,320
Speaker 1: this is fake.

1739
01:35:51,439 --> 01:35:54,439
Speaker 2: This is a big ruise. Uh, And I was like,

1740
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:56,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I kind of want to give

1741
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,800
Speaker 2: some money just to see what happens. We did it.

1742
01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:04,680
Speaker 4: The part of me is just like I just want

1743
01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:05,200
Speaker 4: to see.

1744
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:07,600
Speaker 2: How far this story could go. But I also know

1745
01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:09,720
Speaker 2: that if I give some money, they'll get my bank

1746
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:11,840
Speaker 2: account and then I'll never be free of whatever. You

1747
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:14,160
Speaker 2: know what I mean, I'd be endangering myself and my

1748
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:18,880
Speaker 2: family for millennia to come. But but in my heart

1749
01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:21,360
Speaker 2: of hearts, I really want to see how this story goes.

1750
01:36:21,439 --> 01:36:24,080
Speaker 2: So we've heard from him, we haven't tapped back in.

1751
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeah that was like six months ago, so he might

1752
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:30,519
Speaker 2: still be down. We're sorry, we don't have a better

1753
01:36:30,640 --> 01:36:32,240
Speaker 2: answery for you, but thank you.

1754
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:34,439
Speaker 4: Like people wanted to be like, he's here right now,

1755
01:36:35,479 --> 01:36:35,760
Speaker 4: it is.

1756
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:38,920
Speaker 2: And if you look under your seats, all of you

1757
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:42,719
Speaker 2: have a Carlos X to take home tonight.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:49,880
Speaker 20: Hi.

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01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:53,120
Speaker 5: Hey, I had no idea what this was.

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01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:55,919
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, great introduction.

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01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:58,960
Speaker 13: I didn't know it was a podcast and that it's

1763
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:01,400
Speaker 13: about black conspiracy. So this is really exciting.

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01:37:01,479 --> 01:37:01,680
Speaker 7: Thank you.

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01:37:01,840 --> 01:37:05,800
Speaker 13: Oh I'm so leave Oh no no, no, no no no,

1766
01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:08,000
Speaker 13: I'm too much of a troll to leave. So I

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01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:11,560
Speaker 13: was with fin entertainable Mama, let's go. No, no, no,

1768
01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:13,640
Speaker 13: But I am gonna ask a question on behalf of

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01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:16,600
Speaker 13: one of my best friends who is in Chicago. She

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01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:20,520
Speaker 13: lives in Bronzeville, and we have intended argument about aliens.

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01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:25,599
Speaker 13: And so she believes, as I guess an entire community does,

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01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:29,200
Speaker 13: that if we were more in tune with our subconscious,

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01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:33,200
Speaker 13: that we can summon aliens. And essentially this is the

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01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:37,160
Speaker 13: theory behind the movie Nope, which there's like all these

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01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:40,160
Speaker 13: groups of people who go into the desert, they meditate,

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01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:43,160
Speaker 13: they get right with their subconscious. They believe that all

1777
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:46,840
Speaker 13: of these movies like Independence Day and name any other

1778
01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:51,000
Speaker 13: alien movie are really about the military industrial complex and

1779
01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:55,439
Speaker 13: if we don't like fight against this machine, we're just

1780
01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:58,960
Speaker 13: gonna be conditioned to see aliens as invaders. And so

1781
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:03,160
Speaker 13: she and her Bronzeville neighborhood has been trying to get

1782
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:06,160
Speaker 13: right with herself so she can summon an alien. So

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01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:07,439
Speaker 13: I'm just so curious.

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01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:12,080
Speaker 4: Oh no, she's in no, no, no, no, she was.

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01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:14,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, So I am so excited. This is a black

1786
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,480
Speaker 13: about black conspiracies.

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01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:19,360
Speaker 4: This has probably been weighing on you for a little while.

1788
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:21,720
Speaker 2: It has been, it has been.

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01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:25,280
Speaker 13: I was in Chicago twice this summer and she was like,

1790
01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:28,360
Speaker 13: you gotta watch this documentary. We be watching The War Room. No,

1791
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:31,720
Speaker 13: she's in it, and she's like, you know, so yeah,

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01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:33,519
Speaker 13: and I.

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01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:36,600
Speaker 2: Really want us to answer this question. How close of

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01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:37,439
Speaker 2: a friend is this?

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01:38:38,920 --> 01:38:43,439
Speaker 13: So here's the thing, I here's the thing. No, she

1796
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:49,519
Speaker 13: is a funny, charismatic, talented professor. No, no, no, no,

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01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:52,160
Speaker 13: no no. She would also be on the right side

1798
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,880
Speaker 13: of history and choose air forces over new balances, because

1799
01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:56,920
Speaker 13: let's be real, that's.

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01:38:58,520 --> 01:38:58,680
Speaker 17: Yes.

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01:38:58,760 --> 01:39:01,559
Speaker 2: And so like no, she's like, she's legit.

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01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:05,120
Speaker 13: She's she's legit, she's legit. So she's a she's a

1803
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:07,960
Speaker 13: dear friend. So you know how when you believe something

1804
01:39:07,960 --> 01:39:10,480
Speaker 13: that's conspiratorial, I'm like, you got to become an evangelist.

1805
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:13,479
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's what makes it troubling, right, is this

1806
01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:16,320
Speaker 1: sounds like this sounds like a person you care about

1807
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:18,400
Speaker 1: a lot. This sounds like a person you consider to

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01:39:18,439 --> 01:39:20,600
Speaker 1: be a close friend. Yes, and now this person is

1809
01:39:20,680 --> 01:39:24,680
Speaker 1: telling you that when you're not around, she said in

1810
01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:29,360
Speaker 1: criss Cross Apple Sauce, so that aliens can come visit her.

1811
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:33,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is That's my question? What is getting into me?

1812
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:34,720
Speaker 2: Is it like meditation?

1813
01:39:36,600 --> 01:39:43,080
Speaker 13: There are yes, mushrooms, meditative practices, traveling to other parts

1814
01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:45,080
Speaker 13: of the world, sperience.

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01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:48,280
Speaker 4: I've done all of those things. I never see no aliens.

1816
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:51,760
Speaker 13: But have you heard of this conspiracy?

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01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:55,599
Speaker 2: This is the one? This is you're from Chicago, Daky,

1818
01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:56,720
Speaker 2: tell me what you think.

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01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:01,000
Speaker 4: Let them speak to me like that.

1820
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:07,840
Speaker 2: I I have never heard of this before.

1821
01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:12,000
Speaker 1: I will say that there is something really fascinating about

1822
01:40:12,160 --> 01:40:14,559
Speaker 1: the depiction of aliens. We've talked about this a lot

1823
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:18,240
Speaker 1: on the podcast that like, even if aliens do exist,

1824
01:40:18,320 --> 01:40:21,000
Speaker 1: and I'm one of the people that believes that there's

1825
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:24,080
Speaker 1: intelligent life outside of our space, I don't know that

1826
01:40:24,120 --> 01:40:27,280
Speaker 1: they're visiting us, but maybe they are. Either way, I

1827
01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:29,599
Speaker 1: don't think these motherfuckers look like us. I don't think

1828
01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:32,679
Speaker 1: they look anything even remotely close to us. I don't

1829
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:36,559
Speaker 1: even think that's close in the slightest to what aliens

1830
01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:37,640
Speaker 1: would actually look like.

1831
01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:45,599
Speaker 2: I think they're much closer to like weird, unimaginable blobs. Yeah,

1832
01:40:45,880 --> 01:40:49,479
Speaker 2: it's for what we define as intelligent life is not

1833
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:51,080
Speaker 2: how they would even define it.

1834
01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:55,040
Speaker 1: So it's all nonsense, right, our depiction of aliens. And

1835
01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:58,479
Speaker 1: so when I start to unpack what your friend is

1836
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:02,960
Speaker 1: saying and she goes, well, you know, they're the aliens

1837
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:05,519
Speaker 1: that they're telling us about are sort of like just

1838
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:09,200
Speaker 1: metaphors for the dylence that's happening on this planet. Them

1839
01:41:09,240 --> 01:41:14,000
Speaker 1: being humanoid and essentially replicating that look for the point

1840
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:16,400
Speaker 1: of creating the metaphor makes a lot more sense to

1841
01:41:16,479 --> 01:41:19,320
Speaker 1: me because they're distracting us from a real alien we

1842
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:21,320
Speaker 1: could discover in ourselves.

1843
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:32,640
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, yo crazy, I don't but again, I'm not

1844
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:34,640
Speaker 2: gonna hang out with your friends, you know what I mean?

1845
01:41:36,320 --> 01:41:38,719
Speaker 2: And I honestly I think you gotta start thinking about

1846
01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:42,240
Speaker 2: how you get away from her, you.

1847
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:44,120
Speaker 4: Know what I mean, because you don't want to with

1848
01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:46,040
Speaker 4: her tap back in she's bad for you?

1849
01:41:46,320 --> 01:41:47,960
Speaker 2: Yes, probably.

1850
01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:50,479
Speaker 1: I think she sounds like a lovely girl who's maybe

1851
01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:54,200
Speaker 1: uh taking things a bit too far and maybe she

1852
01:41:54,320 --> 01:41:55,840
Speaker 1: needs a few years to like get.

1853
01:41:55,720 --> 01:41:58,000
Speaker 4: That out our system and go back to work.

1854
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:02,040
Speaker 2: It sounds like the pandemic was hard on a lot

1855
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:02,360
Speaker 2: of them.

1856
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:03,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

1857
01:42:04,560 --> 01:42:07,479
Speaker 2: Some people lost families, some people lost themselves, and it

1858
01:42:07,600 --> 01:42:10,439
Speaker 2: sounds like baby Girl might have been the latter.

1859
01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:13,720
Speaker 13: I'll I'll report you.

1860
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:21,240
Speaker 4: That was amazing. You're going nuts. Got time for one more?

1861
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we we I'm Vernon. Thank y'all very much

1862
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:27,000
Speaker 2: for the nights. Okay, what's up Vernon?

1863
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:28,920
Speaker 22: Yeah, So I wanted to know what are y'all thoughts

1864
01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:31,920
Speaker 22: on this, like increasing the amount of people that think

1865
01:42:31,960 --> 01:42:34,880
Speaker 22: that they're they have telekinesis. Like, I don't want to

1866
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:37,280
Speaker 22: diminish I don't want to diminish the power of the

1867
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:39,720
Speaker 22: black man, but I see a lot of motherfuckers moving

1868
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:40,639
Speaker 22: cars with their hands.

1869
01:42:40,960 --> 01:42:47,040
Speaker 2: We need to invest in our school system. That shit

1870
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:50,840
Speaker 2: is straight up for stupid people. It started as a

1871
01:42:50,960 --> 01:42:53,320
Speaker 2: joke and then there's like I feel like the content

1872
01:42:53,439 --> 01:42:56,519
Speaker 2: got flooded to the point where now I'm worried. If

1873
01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:58,960
Speaker 2: I'm at a point where I'm worried there's people who

1874
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:02,040
Speaker 2: think they actually have telekinesis by doing something that we

1875
01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:05,559
Speaker 2: all used to do with pieces of paper when.

1876
01:43:05,439 --> 01:43:08,519
Speaker 4: We were bored in school. That shit sucks.

1877
01:43:09,280 --> 01:43:11,639
Speaker 2: The car will somebody try to move a car?

1878
01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:14,040
Speaker 22: And then also they were like out near the water

1879
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:15,840
Speaker 22: and then like augusta wind happened there.

1880
01:43:15,880 --> 01:43:20,760
Speaker 2: I did that ship. Yeah, it's like a fundamental lack

1881
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:22,800
Speaker 2: of understanding of how the world works.

1882
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:25,920
Speaker 1: He kept swirling his hand over and over again until

1883
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:29,400
Speaker 1: eventually the wind did kind of swirl, and then it

1884
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:34,000
Speaker 1: was like yo, and it's like you didn't do that,

1885
01:43:34,120 --> 01:43:37,080
Speaker 1: big dog. It's like the wind be swirling sometimes.

1886
01:43:37,200 --> 01:43:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's truly truly a real sign of late stage.

1887
01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:44,559
Speaker 2: We're over, we're done. Yeah.

1888
01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:47,599
Speaker 1: There's this one couple specifically that I saw a light

1889
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:50,240
Speaker 1: skin one not I don't mean that well, they have dreads.

1890
01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:52,599
Speaker 1: I just mean that as a quality. They're like light

1891
01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:55,800
Speaker 1: skin with dreads. And the dude always has his shirt off,

1892
01:43:56,160 --> 01:43:58,519
Speaker 1: and the girl always looks like she don't know what

1893
01:43:58,640 --> 01:44:01,040
Speaker 1: she doing, but he gonna help. She looks like she's

1894
01:44:01,120 --> 01:44:04,760
Speaker 1: been taken. Yeah, she like is she has a head

1895
01:44:04,760 --> 01:44:06,559
Speaker 1: wrap on, but it's too tight, you know what I mean.

1896
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:09,600
Speaker 1: It's just something ain't right in whatever this energy is.

1897
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:12,880
Speaker 2: And he's like standing behind her showing her you know,

1898
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,960
Speaker 2: fucking kemea Maya techniques.

1899
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:16,599
Speaker 4: Yes, it's tough.

1900
01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:19,960
Speaker 2: I I look. I like to buy into a lot

1901
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:24,440
Speaker 2: of conspiracy theories. It's fun for me. That one feels embarrassing.

1902
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:28,439
Speaker 2: It's it's truly embarrassing where I'm like, come on, bro,

1903
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:32,519
Speaker 2: we can't be the face of telekinesis Yes, but what

1904
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:33,719
Speaker 2: if we miss it out on something?

1905
01:44:33,880 --> 01:44:34,320
Speaker 4: Don't do that.

1906
01:44:37,240 --> 01:44:39,120
Speaker 2: You better move your ass back to your seat.

1907
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:49,800
Speaker 1: Appreciate it, bro. I think we can do both of these.

1908
01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:52,760
Speaker 1: There's two more. Yeah, okay, we can handle two more.

1909
01:44:53,560 --> 01:44:54,920
Speaker 2: My name is Ramoo.

1910
01:44:55,640 --> 01:44:57,799
Speaker 4: Came in powerful, I came in strong.

1911
01:44:57,960 --> 01:44:58,759
Speaker 2: I came in strong.

1912
01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:01,120
Speaker 23: Baby, you got me a little inspiration?

1913
01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:01,600
Speaker 2: I got it.

1914
01:45:01,840 --> 01:45:04,040
Speaker 23: So what do y'all like best about being back on

1915
01:45:04,080 --> 01:45:06,360
Speaker 23: the road together and back out doing this tour together?

1916
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,040
Speaker 23: Like what I'll love most about it? What do you

1917
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:10,040
Speaker 23: hate most about being back together on the road.

1918
01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:11,880
Speaker 2: I mean, we've been back together for three hours, but

1919
01:45:11,960 --> 01:45:14,880
Speaker 2: I think what we love is really really killing shows.

1920
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:22,080
Speaker 2: We love selling out venues. Yeah, every word, we just

1921
01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:25,000
Speaker 2: murder on I'm signing titties.

1922
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:25,920
Speaker 4: We did a lot of that.

1923
01:45:26,960 --> 01:45:27,000
Speaker 2: No.

1924
01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:29,160
Speaker 4: I will say though, that it is nice.

1925
01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:32,040
Speaker 2: I think personally, I don't we do the podcast from

1926
01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:34,160
Speaker 2: our houses, so we don't really get to see what

1927
01:45:34,280 --> 01:45:36,760
Speaker 2: the listenership is and see like I don't ever run

1928
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:39,960
Speaker 2: into people on the street or anything like that. So

1929
01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:41,880
Speaker 2: it's really nice to see everybody, you know, we're not

1930
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:43,559
Speaker 2: just talking to each other.

1931
01:45:43,760 --> 01:45:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it truly sometimes feels like we're doing this and

1932
01:45:46,240 --> 01:45:50,200
Speaker 1: avoid and the fact that y'all listen or accidentally come

1933
01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:53,080
Speaker 1: here because you thought something else was happening it.

1934
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:56,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. We appreciate the fuck out of that.

1935
01:45:56,479 --> 01:45:59,240
Speaker 2: And who's funnier than this dude? I'm just happy to

1936
01:45:59,680 --> 01:45:59,840
Speaker 2: be in.

1937
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:02,200
Speaker 8: Both of y'all specials are killer right now.

1938
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:04,960
Speaker 23: So we appreciate y'all being here. Seriously, if you haven't

1939
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:07,080
Speaker 23: bought him, go get him. But like y'all been also,

1940
01:46:07,120 --> 01:46:07,840
Speaker 23: I appreciate y'all.

1941
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:09,439
Speaker 4: Thank you, man, thank you, thank you.

1942
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:11,040
Speaker 2: We planted him.

1943
01:46:11,360 --> 01:46:13,639
Speaker 4: You gotta beat you gotta beat that though.

1944
01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh shit, okay, wait a minute, I told him and

1945
01:46:17,040 --> 01:46:19,200
Speaker 2: then oh he was okay, Yeah, I don't I don't

1946
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:21,880
Speaker 2: want anybody. Yeah, we got it.

1947
01:46:22,439 --> 01:46:23,720
Speaker 11: Okay, what's up?

1948
01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:24,320
Speaker 8: A big fan?

1949
01:46:24,439 --> 01:46:27,639
Speaker 17: Y'all are awesome. So I know you guys have talked

1950
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:31,639
Speaker 17: about Jamaican black cast oil on the show before. Yeah,

1951
01:46:31,680 --> 01:46:36,760
Speaker 17: you were saying back, yes, So my grandma used to

1952
01:46:37,080 --> 01:46:39,840
Speaker 17: talk about how she would drink it as like kind

1953
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:42,559
Speaker 17: of like a robotusting type thing, like a cop seer.

1954
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:46,680
Speaker 17: I was wondering if y'all like ever heard anything about that.

1955
01:46:48,439 --> 01:46:48,920
Speaker 2: That's wild.

1956
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:49,679
Speaker 4: That is thick.

1957
01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah it is it is?

1958
01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:57,040
Speaker 4: Oh, no, is she okay? I never heard it. I

1959
01:46:57,200 --> 01:47:00,960
Speaker 4: never it never even crossed my mind to put it

1960
01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:01,599
Speaker 4: in my mouth.

1961
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:03,960
Speaker 17: Yeah, it seemed like it was a punishment or something.

1962
01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:07,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. But I think you can drink castor oil.

1963
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,760
Speaker 2: I don't think I was talking about the same one though,

1964
01:47:09,840 --> 01:47:11,360
Speaker 2: that I was putting on my That's not this, it's

1965
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:16,760
Speaker 2: a different No, I think it's the same one. Yeah,

1966
01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:18,040
Speaker 2: I don't think you. I don't think you.

1967
01:47:18,560 --> 01:47:21,400
Speaker 1: I think you can drink castor oil in the same

1968
01:47:21,439 --> 01:47:23,800
Speaker 1: way that you can technically drink peroxide.

1969
01:47:24,520 --> 01:47:28,360
Speaker 4: But you can peroxide.

1970
01:47:30,960 --> 01:47:31,479
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

1971
01:47:31,520 --> 01:47:32,120
Speaker 4: What's happening?

1972
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:36,479
Speaker 2: This is really what you want to shout out about.

1973
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:41,160
Speaker 2: This is the stance you're taking. Tell us more.

1974
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Speaker 4: Yep.

1975
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Speaker 2: But you're not supposed to drink the mouthwash either. You

1976
01:47:51,840 --> 01:47:53,599
Speaker 2: just switch it around and then you get that out

1977
01:47:53,640 --> 01:48:03,760
Speaker 2: of you. We're talking trace some mounts, all right. I

1978
01:48:03,800 --> 01:48:07,240
Speaker 2: don't ever drink that ship, I.

1979
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Speaker 1: Think, and and if I may, I think absolutely you're

1980
01:48:10,920 --> 01:48:13,240
Speaker 1: correct that trace amounts, or at least small amounts of

1981
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:14,240
Speaker 1: these products can go.

1982
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Speaker 2: Down your belly and you'll be fine. I wouldn't encourage it,

1983
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:20,160
Speaker 2: and I think you took a hard stance, as if

1984
01:48:20,240 --> 01:48:23,679
Speaker 2: to say, brother, I just had a peroxide tea this morning,

1985
01:48:24,880 --> 01:48:33,920
Speaker 2: and I've never felt better drink.

1986
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

1987
01:48:38,479 --> 01:48:42,559
Speaker 2: And I think there's a you know, mm hmm.

1988
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:47,360
Speaker 1: And I think there was also a generation where you

1989
01:48:47,439 --> 01:48:49,639
Speaker 1: could uh hit your wife a little bit.

1990
01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:55,400
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, You just hit her. She

1991
01:48:55,560 --> 01:49:00,519
Speaker 2: knew she wasn't gonna tell nobody, so the fun got bitch.

1992
01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:03,200
Speaker 2: You'd say, you know what I mean? And she knew

1993
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Speaker 2: and everybody knew, and it wasn't a big deal because

1994
01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:07,840
Speaker 2: that was the way it was. And I'd say, now,

1995
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Speaker 2: maybe don't do that, don't do either of those. Maybe

1996
01:49:12,439 --> 01:49:14,599
Speaker 2: don't drink the cast oil, and don't hit your wife

1997
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:24,960
Speaker 2: and lay let's you. You go up and then you

1998
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:29,800
Speaker 2: go so far down. I like it, but I'm sick too.

1999
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Speaker 2: Hey what's up, yo?

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Speaker 8: My name's Corey.

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Speaker 24: I actually submitted one of the episode prompts, I've got.

2002
01:49:39,360 --> 01:49:42,840
Speaker 2: The tickled baby. Oh yeah yeah.

2003
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Speaker 24: So my mom actually like said that ship like two

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01:49:45,760 --> 01:49:50,599
Speaker 24: hours before I sent that message, because that was oh okay,

2005
01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:54,080
Speaker 24: yeah yeah. So there was a night where I took

2006
01:49:54,439 --> 01:49:56,080
Speaker 24: where we took our son to do you don't have to.

2007
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Speaker 2: Tell the whole story. You're like, well, I was born

2008
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Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty seven.

2009
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Speaker 4: It was a dusty.

2010
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Speaker 24: The conspiracy is if you tickle an infant, they become

2011
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Speaker 24: a stuttering adult.

2012
01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:15,599
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2013
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.

2014
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Speaker 24: My mom says shit like that all the time. It's

2015
01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:20,880
Speaker 24: it's it's nuts.

2016
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Speaker 2: Matter of fact.

2017
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Speaker 24: I've got another crazy thing that she said, because she's

2018
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:28,719
Speaker 24: watching our son right now, make.

2019
01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:29,760
Speaker 2: Sure he's talking good.

2020
01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:30,320
Speaker 4: When you get.

2021
01:50:33,200 --> 01:50:35,360
Speaker 2: You better tip her good because if she tickle them,

2022
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:39,519
Speaker 2: you're in trouble. So the thing.

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Speaker 24: So I told her about the episode and she listened

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01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:47,600
Speaker 24: to and she thought it was hilarious. But then she

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01:50:47,720 --> 01:50:51,040
Speaker 24: text me immediately after and was like, what about cutting

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01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:52,200
Speaker 24: a baby's hair before they're won?

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Speaker 2: Then they'll never grow? M that I have heard. Yeah,

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01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:00,960
Speaker 2: it hasn't. Nobody's done it to my family. They don't.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's very It's like cut you would

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Speaker 4: you do it?

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01:51:05,439 --> 01:51:08,160
Speaker 2: No? No, My daughter's hair went not gonn. She she

2032
01:51:08,479 --> 01:51:10,439
Speaker 2: went to school the other day and told everybody she

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01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:13,680
Speaker 2: got a haircut. You're like, what are you talking about it?

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01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:13,880
Speaker 18: Like?

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01:51:14,320 --> 01:51:16,360
Speaker 2: She like told everybody in a way that we were

2036
01:51:16,479 --> 01:51:18,560
Speaker 2: like we me and my wife had to check in

2037
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:20,519
Speaker 2: to be like, did you do something.

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Speaker 1: Teachers were coming up to us and when they were like,

2039
01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:25,240
Speaker 1: we like her haircut, and We're like, she didn't get

2040
01:51:25,280 --> 01:51:27,520
Speaker 1: a fucking haircuts.

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01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:31,040
Speaker 2: Kid is a psychopath. She had made up a lady.

2042
01:51:31,439 --> 01:51:33,560
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, miss Petunia, you took me to

2043
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:38,400
Speaker 1: the salon and miss Petunia did it. I was like, Kensey,

2044
01:51:38,439 --> 01:51:40,240
Speaker 1: I've never been to the I don't know how miss

2045
01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:40,720
Speaker 1: but she.

2046
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:41,519
Speaker 4: Was like, no, you did that.

2047
01:51:42,439 --> 01:51:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. It feels like she's testing you. She she might

2048
01:51:46,760 --> 01:51:47,360
Speaker 2: be a genius.

2049
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:49,760
Speaker 4: I don't know. But point being, we would never cut

2050
01:51:49,840 --> 01:51:51,519
Speaker 4: her hair, my son, I don't think.

2051
01:51:51,439 --> 01:51:53,880
Speaker 2: We would cut it. I've heard that in barber shops

2052
01:51:54,320 --> 01:51:57,040
Speaker 2: that with lining up a little boy, you line up

2053
01:51:57,040 --> 01:51:58,160
Speaker 2: a little boy and you're gonna.

2054
01:51:57,920 --> 01:52:01,120
Speaker 24: Perfectly push soft spots and you can't cut over that.

2055
01:52:01,360 --> 01:52:03,519
Speaker 1: As baby hairs, So you can't cut that baby hair

2056
01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:05,880
Speaker 1: too earlier. It ain't gonna grow back. It's what I've heard,

2057
01:52:06,040 --> 01:52:07,400
Speaker 1: But I don't I don't know that.

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01:52:07,560 --> 01:52:10,920
Speaker 4: I well ve bunny. If a baby had a cold light.

2059
01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:14,800
Speaker 2: Up, I have. I have seen that. I've seen it,

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01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:15,759
Speaker 2: but nobody.

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01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:17,880
Speaker 24: The theory is that if you cut a baby's hair

2062
01:52:17,960 --> 01:52:20,639
Speaker 24: on their head, their body doesn't grow like they're.

2063
01:52:20,560 --> 01:52:26,439
Speaker 2: So no, No, your mother is sick, my man. Yeah,

2064
01:52:26,960 --> 01:52:28,240
Speaker 2: that's country nonsense.

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01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:29,360
Speaker 13: Yo.

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01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:31,880
Speaker 2: She's from Indiana. There's ship like this that she just

2067
01:52:32,120 --> 01:52:35,599
Speaker 2: makes up every brother that's too much codd live oil

2068
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:36,080
Speaker 2: or whatever.

2069
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:37,280
Speaker 4: Y'all be drinking.

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01:52:39,040 --> 01:52:47,920
Speaker 2: A thank you, thank you, but it I think we

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01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:48,240
Speaker 2: did it.

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01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:50,519
Speaker 4: Thank you guys so much for being here.

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01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:52,280
Speaker 2: This was great.

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01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:55,720
Speaker 1: We we cannot thank you enough for kicking off the

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01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:59,320
Speaker 1: tour this way. Tell your friends to come see shows

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Speaker 1: another city like subscribe.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, bye, bitch.

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