Speaker 1: The twenty five annual United Nations Climate Summit collapsed in
Speaker 1: failure last Saturday in Madrid. Delegates and two hundred nations
Speaker 1: could not agree on a scheme to hijack wealth from
Speaker 1: prosperous countries and redistribute it to themselves under the guise
Speaker 1: of carbon credits. Now, activists calling themselves Extinction Rebellion protested
Speaker 1: the failure. Twelve members of the group stood on melting
Speaker 1: blocks of ice with nooses around their necks. These twelve
Speaker 1: idiots supposedly symbolized the twelve months until the next U
Speaker 1: n Climate Summit. Protester Emma Dean stood on an ice
Speaker 1: block holding her two year old ms. Dean complained that
Speaker 1: her daughter is growing up in a world where there
Speaker 1: will be no food on the shelves. Half of the
Speaker 1: world is going to be underwater, she said. Even if
Speaker 1: summit leaders reached an agreement, that still wouldn't fix the planet,
Speaker 1: she said. Now, in addition to the symbolic ice lynching,
Speaker 1: protesters dumped a truckload of horse manure outside the venue
Speaker 1: with a note for summit leaders, the horse excrement stops here,
Speaker 1: but Extinction Rebellion protesters are full of bull excrement. They
Speaker 1: know these Shenanigans will not stop a thing. In fact,
Speaker 1: future climate summits are huge protest opportunities for them. Their
Speaker 1: website even tells recruits how to download a rebel starter pack,
Speaker 1: so these losers they can go out and play rebel
Speaker 1: because there's plenty of food on the shelves. The world
Speaker 1: is not underwater, and it's not going to be, and
Speaker 1: they're going to remain prosperous despite their best efforts. M