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Speaker 1: coming up. Got a pull question. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we stay with this poll question, are we going to nope?
Speaker 1: The question is what position would you not want to
Speaker 1: play in the NFL? We all these like franchise tag numbers,
Speaker 1: but everyone said no, I don't want to be an
Speaker 1: offensive lineman even though they get paid. All right, so
Speaker 1: we have some silly ones. Dan. Because it's Friday, Okay,
Speaker 1: I will hit you. It is versus National Skateboarding Day.
Speaker 1: Who would you rather be? Tony Hawk, the greatest skateboarder arguably,
Speaker 1: or Kelly Slater the greatest surfer arguably? Kelly Slater? Do
Speaker 1: you get Kelly Slater's looks? Is what everyone's asking. I'm
Speaker 1: Kelly Slater. Now you have his ability and career, but
Speaker 1: you're not defining the poll question. Have to because Kelly
Speaker 1: Slater's too good looking. Yeah, but Tony Hawk has got
Speaker 1: a couple hundred million dollars. Yeah. See, there is one major, major,
Speaker 1: major factor that differentiates the two and why, And there's
Speaker 1: no way I'm taking Kelly's later. Okay, I'll let you
Speaker 1: guess what that is. You're afraid of the water, No, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of what's in the water sharks. Okay, I am.
Speaker 1: I have a very real fear of being eaten alive
Speaker 1: by an animal, and I do not want to be
Speaker 1: eaten alive by a shark. Okay, So you'd rather be
Speaker 1: injured like Tony Hawk gets injury, yeah, as opposed to
Speaker 1: the possibility of being eaten by a shark. Okay, if
Speaker 1: I gave you the choice right now, if you could
Speaker 1: be injured, you could have like an injured knee, or
Speaker 1: you could be eaten alive by a shark. Which would
Speaker 1: you take? Well, the potential the potential to be eaten
Speaker 1: by a shark, No, the potential of a knee injury,
Speaker 1: or the potential of being eaten alive. I've had the
Speaker 1: knee injury. Okay, I try being eaten alive then, and
Speaker 1: let me know which one is better. That pole question
Speaker 1: has gotta be one hundred percent knee injury over by
Speaker 1: a shark. Are you any sure I would think that'd
Speaker 1: be one hundred percent? Okay, let's say you're not afraid
Speaker 1: of sharks, then I would beat Kelly Slater. Why would
Speaker 1: you not be afraid of sharks? Well, let's say they
Speaker 1: police the water and I could be up on my
Speaker 1: surfboard and then there's no sharks in there. It's underwater.
Speaker 1: They get police under there, they get police, they can
Speaker 1: say look out, shark, and then you get to eat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give you a two second warnings. You have a
Speaker 1: lifeguard there. They said, sure, what did it, Mick Fanning?
Speaker 1: That surf we get attacked by sharks twice? Twice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: after the first time. I have no sympathy for you
Speaker 1: for the second time. But do you think mc fanning thought,
Speaker 1: usually your odds of a shark attack are like zero
Speaker 1: point zero zero zero. He figured, I'm attacked once, I'm
Speaker 1: in the clear for a while. Odds wise, what else
Speaker 1: do you have McLellan? Well, if you're not into that,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna like. Are you more the next one?
Speaker 1: Are you more afraid of bears or sharks? Sharks? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Me too, all of us here. I think I at
Speaker 1: least see the bear coming, I don't see the shark.
Speaker 1: Eddie run ins because I know you go hikings up
Speaker 1: there in the woods and I've I've encountered bears, but
Speaker 1: for the most part, bears don't really care about us.
Speaker 1: Sharks care about us bears. No, that comode bear that
Speaker 1: I saw in British Columbia, he was just they're grabbing salmon. Now,
Speaker 1: if he really wanted me, then he could have had
Speaker 1: filet of dan and I couldn't have gotten away from him.
Speaker 1: But he was. He was in his own little world,
Speaker 1: just going out there, you know, stabbing salmon. Who was
Speaker 1: you know, spawning swimming upstream? Shark. See, I don't like
Speaker 1: going into the water. I can't see the bottom. I
Speaker 1: like looking at the water. I don't like being in
Speaker 1: the water. And then you get like seaweed that wraps
Speaker 1: around your leg and you're like, what how what is that?
Speaker 1: You know? Meanwhile your kids are playing and they have
Speaker 1: you know, they couldn't care less. Yeah, mc love. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I got enough love for the story
Speaker 1: I told last year. You know I saw a great water,
Speaker 1: a great white off the beach in Cape Cod Did
Speaker 1: I tell you guys that, Yeah? You did. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I got enough love that should be. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's mclove and the guy who saw the great white
Speaker 1: Did I never get that? I don't know if I
Speaker 1: got enough love for that. But what kind of love
Speaker 1: did you want that you saw great, great white shark
Speaker 1: and real like sixty yards like like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was right next to you. Did you save one
Speaker 1: of your kids from it? Or I don't know, like
Speaker 1: like like Jake Kyler could have thrown a football, it
Speaker 1: was that close to me. I was on the land.
Speaker 1: By the way, Just to be clear, do you think
Speaker 1: the shark looked at you on the beach and said, oh,
Speaker 1: great white Yeah? Yeah, the glare kept away. They like
Speaker 1: shiny objects and me and the sun was might have
Speaker 1: attracted them. All right, we're gonna give you more love
Speaker 1: that you saw a great white show? By the way,
Speaker 1: Are they all great white sharks? Are there average white sharks?
Speaker 1: Like everybody's a porn star? No, they're not. There's great whites?
Speaker 1: Are there good good white sharks? Why is everybody great? Yes? Ton,
Speaker 1: not that I watched that much. But there are a
Speaker 1: journeymen in the porn world. They're definitely not all sharn journeyman.
Speaker 1: He's bounced around a couple of places, different porn companies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just saw an article the other day there where
Speaker 1: it said that the country lost its way when we
Speaker 1: changed porno to porn. There used to be a porno.
Speaker 1: Well it was pornography, right, porno porn. Everything went to
Speaker 1: hell when we changed porno to porn. Okay, mcclevin, you
Speaker 1: have my word, will give you a little bit more
Speaker 1: love that you saw a great white Like if you're
Speaker 1: at a barbecue this weekend, someone says, yeah, do you
Speaker 1: hear there was a shark sighting? Oh yeah, my family
Speaker 1: saw a great white last summer. Can we check? Is
Speaker 1: are they just known as great white? I think that's
Speaker 1: it's got to be the species day, right, the great
Speaker 1: white shark. But I don't know. Yeah, I was just
Speaker 1: surprised that you're a great white shark. Like is there
Speaker 1: a foot length where you're no the cusp of being
Speaker 1: a great white? Like if you're eight feet long, God,
Speaker 1: if I have two feet longer, i'd be a great
Speaker 1: white shark. It's like, you know women who are five six,
Speaker 1: but to be a you know, supermodel, you gotta be
Speaker 1: five eight. You can't be five six, right, Like, is
Speaker 1: there a white shark? There's a yellow shark? I know
Speaker 1: that there's a blue whale. Yeah, but they're not called
Speaker 1: great blue whale. Right. No, I get your point, Like,
Speaker 1: should there be a white shark? Oh? Yeah, see, so
Speaker 1: the question is becoming in chat row, which I guess
Speaker 1: is sort of what we're saying. Would you rather see
Speaker 1: your death coming or be surprised by it? Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see the bear coming before you eat me. You
Speaker 1: can do that slow walk away where you try to
Speaker 1: walk slowly from the bear. You don't make any movement,
Speaker 1: you just back away. And they say, too, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be really loud. Oh you are, okay, You're supposed
Speaker 1: to be like god, here bear. You know, I'm like
Speaker 1: try and like make yourself big. I think don't take
Speaker 1: this as no, that's right, they'll take this as like
Speaker 1: exact advice. Yeah. I think you're supposed to be really loud. Uh.
Speaker 1: And you're supposed like, if you're in a group of people,
Speaker 1: so you have three or four people, you're supposed to,
Speaker 1: um like, make yourself look like one big being, stay together,
Speaker 1: wave your arms and make noise, right right right. I
Speaker 1: also had to run in with a brown bear in Alaska.
Speaker 1: But I'm not even gonna be that guy. I know.
Speaker 1: I didn't give you love. You did not get nearly
Speaker 1: enough love for that. Yes, if the bear takes the loudnesses,
Speaker 1: I gotta shut this person up. I'm just gonna eat him.
Speaker 1: I don't want to screaming. He's like, what did he
Speaker 1: doing this? Screaming and yelling the only thing I could do.
Speaker 1: I got some cubs. You were trying to sleep here. Yeah, Paul,
Speaker 1: be the fastest guy in the group is the best
Speaker 1: way to avoid the bears. That's true. Sorry to break first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think the bear would think if if
Speaker 1: the bears saw all five of us and then we
Speaker 1: all started to take off and then he just look
Speaker 1: at it. Fritzie from behind, I got to slow end
Speaker 1: the extra meat on meature. You just have to wait
Speaker 1: to see if the bear says suck at front row
Speaker 1: or back round, and then you're gonna know. All right. Yes,
Speaker 1: you want another hard hitting poll question? Yeah, sure, right now.
Speaker 1: So it's Father's Day? Would you rather be left alone
Speaker 1: all day on Father's Day? Or do a big family
Speaker 1: event be left alone? I gave you an honest answer.
Speaker 1: I kind of get that every day, whether I've asked
Speaker 1: for it or not. But yeah, probably just you know,
Speaker 1: because this is where everybody goes overboard since its Father's Day,
Speaker 1: and then they don't act normal. I'd rather you just
Speaker 1: act normal, say hey Dad, hey, of Happy Father's Day,
Speaker 1: and then you just move on. I'm okay, man, don't
Speaker 1: need gifts. Um my dinner pick would be nice and uh,
Speaker 1: cigar a little tequila, watch some building off the grid
Speaker 1: or main cabin masters. But then I did that last night,
Speaker 1: and then then the night before that, and then night
Speaker 1: before Yes, Todd, how is that a bringing in dinner?
Speaker 1: Or are you prepared to be socially distant on a
Speaker 1: nice patio or go? Are you ready to go inside
Speaker 1: a restaurant? Now? I don't want to go into doing it. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go anywhere. Just stay at home.
Speaker 1: Fire up the trigger, yeah, let somebody cook on it.
Speaker 1: Good to go. A couple of beers made it. Are
Speaker 1: you guys going to do the politically correct answer and say, oh,
Speaker 1: of course, I want to be surrounded by my loved ones.
Speaker 1: Why we should we have to say that it's our day,
Speaker 1: it's Father's Day. We should I'm just saying it. It
Speaker 1: felt like you guys were a little quiet on the topic,
Speaker 1: and I put myself out there, and it's like, Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I think it's perfectly fine to want to be left
Speaker 1: alone enough quiet, because on Mother's Day, I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a lot of women it's like, you take the kids
Speaker 1: and send me off to a spot day, or I'll
Speaker 1: have a girl's weekend out and I've been taking care
Speaker 1: of everything all along. This is my time to relax
Speaker 1: and you deal with everything. Don't be such a fool.
Speaker 1: Uh Luke? And Alabama joins this. Hey, Luke, what's on
Speaker 1: your mind today? Hey? Damn? First second, McCall I just
Speaker 1: wanted to mega suggestion that you play Sean McVay and
Speaker 1: that little clip there, and then you you play Todd
Speaker 1: Fritz section row seat. They're eagerly similar. I think Sean
Speaker 1: McVay was trying to do stand up. Didn't realize he
Speaker 1: didn't say anything that was funny. He didn't get away
Speaker 1: from the market phone. All right, Luke, thank you. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the guys in the back have
Speaker 1: section row seat with Todd available, and then we could
Speaker 1: play Sean McVay side by side with Todd at Caroline
Speaker 1: Which one which one had more comedy? Wow? Wow? Which
Speaker 1: had a better punchline and I were desperate with like
Speaker 1: language which had no place in that looking for some
Speaker 1: type of chuckle. Okay, I'm gonna play Sean McVay first,
Speaker 1: and then we'll bring in Fritzie a little bit of
Speaker 1: section row seat. Here's Sean McVeagh of the Ramps. We're
Speaker 1: talking about some of this stuff and we're playing football.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're gonna social distance boat we play football.
Speaker 1: This is really hard for me to understand all this.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be I just I don't get it. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's Sean mcpagh. Here is Todd Fritz. So I'm at
Speaker 1: a sporting event the other night and at least three
Speaker 1: different people come over to me asking if I'm sitting
Speaker 1: in their seats. So, I don't know if it's a
Speaker 1: few guys ever deal with this. If you go to
Speaker 1: a concert a sporting event, how difficult is to finding
Speaker 1: seats at a concert or a sporting event? Think about it.
Speaker 1: It's got all the information you need right there on
Speaker 1: the ticket, section row seat number, section row seat number.
Speaker 1: It's really really not that complication. I got these people
Speaker 1: coming over to me, I think over to me, yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: is there a way that we could play both at
Speaker 1: the same time and then bring the volume up on
Speaker 1: one and then bring down Todd and then vice versas.
Speaker 1: So Alan, if you can do that. So I'm at
Speaker 1: a sporting event the other night some of this stuff
Speaker 1: and we're playing football. I mean, we're gonna SoC for
Speaker 1: me asking if I'm sitting in their seats. So I'm
Speaker 1: just really it's hard for me to understand all this.
Speaker 1: How difficult seats some of this stuff and we're playing football.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is really hard. That is great. That's great, Luke,
Speaker 1: Luke callback and have Marvin give give Marvin your information.
Speaker 1: I'm want to send you some T shirts, maybe a
Speaker 1: section row seat T shirt if we have any more left.
Speaker 1: Jesse in La, Hey, Jess, what do you have this morning? Hey? Pe?
Speaker 1: But hey after Friday you and a Dan Netts also
Speaker 1: commenting on the Sean McVay sound bite. Okay, I'm throwing
Speaker 1: in the comparison to John Gruden in terms of delivery,
Speaker 1: and then the utter confusion to follow after you sort
Speaker 1: of dissect what was just said. It's just it's just
Speaker 1: vintage Gruden. Oh yeah, as soon as I heard it,
Speaker 1: I went, man, he's trying to channel John Gruden here,
Speaker 1: he's like a Gruden wanna be here. I also had
Speaker 1: a comment if that's okay on them James four years
Speaker 1: ago to day after you mentioned the play of the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's remarkable. You know some remarkable performances that
Speaker 1: the Kyrie shot that Kevin left stop at the end
Speaker 1: very rarely gets mentioned. But I think it's remarkable that
Speaker 1: out of all his plays and accolades, that block is
Speaker 1: the first thing I think of when it comes to
Speaker 1: Lebron's desk plays, and it is amazing. And I don't
Speaker 1: know how many basketball players, thank you, Jesse that you
Speaker 1: think of, you know, a football player, Malcolm Butler. When
Speaker 1: I think of Malcolm Butler, I think of that one play.
Speaker 1: But it's Malcolm Butler. He doesn't have a long resume
Speaker 1: of great plays. Lebron with that block shot shows you
Speaker 1: the greatness of Lebron James. Not one dimensional great score,
Speaker 1: going to be one of the top five scores in
Speaker 1: the history of the game, maybe top three of all time,
Speaker 1: maybe top two. But to play defense, and Jordan was
Speaker 1: a great defender. What gets lost in the shot against
Speaker 1: Utah is the strip on Karl Malone because he knew
Speaker 1: what Karl Malone was going to do. Jordan had the strip,
Speaker 1: and you know, when you have these players who are
Speaker 1: that great, when you have signature plays, it's normally offensive.
Speaker 1: But with Lebron, it is that block on Andrea Goodalla
Speaker 1: and that is incredible block. And you know Jesse's right.
Speaker 1: You know, Kyrie hit the big shot there, but if
Speaker 1: you look at that, it is so close to being
Speaker 1: a goaltend, but you know Lebron chasing him down and
Speaker 1: making that block shot. Who Gus and Los Angeles? Hey Gus,
Speaker 1: good to have you back. Good mornuments to DP. But hey,
Speaker 1: can I talk to the guy that saw the great
Speaker 1: White hold on? Gus? Hey mccleven, do you have time
Speaker 1: to talk to Gus about you seeing a great white shark? Uh?
Speaker 1: Maybe after the show. You know, I'm the shark guy
Speaker 1: on the show, so this is probably a call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's too busy right now, Gus. But thanks for showing
Speaker 1: love to mclovin. That's funny off right. The man callers
Speaker 1: are crushing it today, Gus. Did we lose you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, that wasn't my punchline, That wasn't my
Speaker 1: other Okay, uh no, quickly. Just wanted to say, is
Speaker 1: that you know, um kind of getting back on a
Speaker 1: football topic here is that we got cowboys that are
Speaker 1: testing positive. We got players that are from the type
Speaker 1: from from the University of Texas that are testing positive.
Speaker 1: Here it took the NFL one person, or it took
Speaker 1: the NBA one person to shut down. The NHL didn't
Speaker 1: wait to have players test positive. Why isn't the NFL
Speaker 1: shutting down? Is this like the NFL's like one shot
Speaker 1: saying we don't care about the health and wellness of
Speaker 1: our players. As long as someone's there to fill out
Speaker 1: of jersey, we don't care. That's probably it. Gus to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, that's why. Uh, you know, and
Speaker 1: thanks for the phone call, by the way, stay on.
Speaker 1: Oh we just lost it. I was going to tell
Speaker 1: Marvin to get information. That was a great call. I'd
Speaker 1: send you a couple of shirts there, gus. Yes, mclovin.
Speaker 1: Someone just tweeted us and asked if there's such a
Speaker 1: thing as an elite white shark, sort of like the
Speaker 1: elite quarterback. Yeah. I don't know that. I just think, man,
Speaker 1: you I got this label on. Imagine if you're a
Speaker 1: white shark. And you're not great, like you're just average.
Speaker 1: But you've got to live up to the great white Shark.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's really tough to do. Let me see
Speaker 1: what else do I have here? All right, we'll get
Speaker 1: to more phone calls here, Paul Fine Bomb, we'll join
Speaker 1: us coming up in about twenty minutes. Looks like Ole
Speaker 1: Miss is on the clock to change their mascot. We'll
Speaker 1: talk to Fine Bomb about that. Also, Mike Gundy, is
Speaker 1: he talking his way out of trouble or endo more trouble?
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Speaker 1: I'm going to give you the honest answer, Dan, Okay,
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Speaker 1: I visited the Wrigley on a weekend and I remember
Speaker 1: Janine Turner. Was she in the show Twin Peaks Northern
Speaker 1: Exposure or Northern Exposure first ballot? She was Twin Peaks,
Speaker 1: but she was in Northern exposure, and she was leaving
Speaker 1: town and Lauren Holly, who was in Dumb and Dumber.
Speaker 1: Lauren was getting to town. I said to Gracie, you
Speaker 1: should have a turnstyle here instead of a front door.
Speaker 1: He was he was Batton, Batton clean up though he was.
Speaker 1: He was the Sosa of rustaurant. Was well, you know
Speaker 1: Grace never went out. Well, no he didn't. We saw
Speaker 1: him a few times. No, he was not. He was.
Speaker 1: He was a lightweight. You know when if we went out,
Speaker 1: he didn't stay out, and there was no reason to, like,
Speaker 1: you stay out if you are looking for something. He
Speaker 1: could go back home. He didn't know. He didn't need
Speaker 1: to go searching. No, what is it a two at
Speaker 1: ten or ten at two or whatever? That is? What? What?
Speaker 1: What what you're saying? McLevin. When you were at Dartmouth?
Speaker 1: Oh what were you a? Were you? As ramatic said,
Speaker 1: you're a ten at two and a two at ten? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that. We okay, all right there with you,
Speaker 1: mccle I'm looking at Janine Turner boyfriends. We're allowed to
Speaker 1: go here. Famous boyfriends engaged to Alec Baldwin, broke it off,
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Speaker 1: the time because she's from Dallas. M not bad at
Speaker 1: les No Well, and then Lauren Holly was in Dumb
Speaker 1: and Dumber, by the way spectacular in Dumb and Dummer,
Speaker 1: she was such a big deal for a long time.
Speaker 1: She was yeah, and she had no idea really who
Speaker 1: Grace was and when that she remember when we were
Speaker 1: in left field stands and she was She called into
Speaker 1: my answering machine at ESPN and she she wanted my
Speaker 1: number at work, and she wanted to record that she
Speaker 1: was having the greatest day of her life. She had
Speaker 1: had a couple of beverages there sitting in left field
Speaker 1: at at Wrigley. Doug and North Carolina joins us. Paul
Speaker 1: Feinbaum will join us in about fifteen minutes from now.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Doug. What's on your mind? Well, first off,
Speaker 1: I have to give a shout out to Marvin. That
Speaker 1: was the funniest line in the YouTube clip where he said,
Speaker 1: I can't use the golf RaSE that I know the
Speaker 1: fairway and green, but I'm calling because I've heard the
Speaker 1: openings that you played every hour, and I want to
Speaker 1: show some love to Fritzie. I'm a fairly new viewer
Speaker 1: to the show. I'm a pastor and I've only started
Speaker 1: to watch since our churches closed down. Every show, you're
Speaker 1: a great interview interviewer, but every show has a host.
Speaker 1: Every show has got great guests since Regious film, and
Speaker 1: every show has got a producer that contributes. There is nobody,
Speaker 1: nobody on the media landscape like Todd Fritz He is.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel guilty because I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: laughing with him or Adam. But he is a one
Speaker 1: and a kind, unique person, and I think he's the
Speaker 1: heart and soul. I don't know if he's any good
Speaker 1: at booking, but he's a heart and soul of your show.
Speaker 1: And he is just there's nobody like him, and he
Speaker 1: makes the show entertaining and you root for him. I mean,
Speaker 1: I seriously wonder if it's an act, because I can't
Speaker 1: believe he doesn't know how to use tongs. So I
Speaker 1: sit there and go, is this for real? Is this
Speaker 1: an act? Or is this? But he is There's nobody
Speaker 1: else like him on the whole media landscape. So a
Speaker 1: little love to Todd fritz Well, be I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: What you see and what you hear is what is
Speaker 1: real with Todd. But thank you, thank you Todd. You know,
Speaker 1: got some nice love there. Yes, you know what we
Speaker 1: should We should just tell the truth. It's all in
Speaker 1: act what people do think that they do. I wish
Speaker 1: thank you for the phone called Doug. Yes, I would
Speaker 1: defend Fritzie there. It was a lovely compliment, but they'd
Speaker 1: be like saying, hey, hey, pastor, you're a good guy,
Speaker 1: but you're not really good at sermons or pasting or
Speaker 1: whatever you call it. Fritzie, Well, he's new to the show,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't know. Like, we haven't had any good
Speaker 1: guest on recently. And I think that's probably why you're saying,
Speaker 1: you know, he might be a good book booker. I
Speaker 1: don't know that. I so I don't know, Todd. I
Speaker 1: don't know how you took it. You know, it seemed
Speaker 1: like mainly a compliment that he appreciated my sensitive sweet side.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why he needed to get into
Speaker 1: a little shot about that. I don't know what kind
Speaker 1: of booker is. But again, if he's new to the show,
Speaker 1: you know, and I don't really don't do a list
Speaker 1: of every Friday of all the guests. I got it,
Speaker 1: and that's a good thing. It is a good thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are some weeks when it's a very balance list.
Speaker 1: You had to get a good week, Fuctor Fauci. It's
Speaker 1: you know it not going on a thousand shows. If
Speaker 1: Mark Cuban shows up next hour, then you know you
Speaker 1: end the week on a good note. We'll play it
Speaker 1: by ear. He's usually pretty responsible. I feel good about
Speaker 1: Mark being on time. Yeah, but people's people do ask Fritzie,
Speaker 1: is that that how he really is? And I go, yep,
Speaker 1: that's how he really is. Probably one of the more
Speaker 1: asked questions that I have. Yeah, see, yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: Is that a good thing? If people are like, is
Speaker 1: that an act? I can't tell he could be that
Speaker 1: screwed up. It's got to be a scripted thing. No,
Speaker 1: that's not an act. It's it's it's not an act.
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me, is that an act? It's real.
Speaker 1: You can't cut with scissors or a tired shots. That's
Speaker 1: not possible. It's like fifty, isn't he Well you can't.
Speaker 1: You didn't know how to use the scissors, and then
Speaker 1: you said, well, you needed left handed scissors. You didn't
Speaker 1: how to use a broom, You did not know how
Speaker 1: to cut cake, you did not know how to use
Speaker 1: tongs largely incompetent underline large Yeah, but uh, you know
Speaker 1: you're a good booker. The work in progress. But you
Speaker 1: would think by fifty, you know, you can't just be
Speaker 1: a well forever. If you haven't learned it by fifty,
Speaker 1: you're not learning it. Got a decent hook shot, Yes, mclovan.
Speaker 1: I could just picture that pastor telling someone about Fritzie
Speaker 1: off the show and be like, oh, yeah, and they
Speaker 1: have a guy mclove and he's the shark guy. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to push this there to oh, I know you're
Speaker 1: doing a great job. Heart and soul. Yeah, the shark
Speaker 1: guy Todd is the heart and soul of the show.
Speaker 1: That's kind of sad if that was even remotely true.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that says about the whole Now.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about this. As we move forward, we're like
Speaker 1: limping our way a harsh line that doesn't exist. Patrick
Speaker 1: in Chicago joints U, Hi, Patrick, what do you have
Speaker 1: for him in your day? Guy? Dan? It's Patrick mc Dermott.
Speaker 1: I'm eleven years old from Chicago. Hi Patrick, Hi, Um?
Speaker 1: What what is your favorite? Um? Who is your favorite
Speaker 1: person from Main Cabin Masters? Who's your favorite? M My
Speaker 1: favorite is Jedi because I play hockey and I like
Speaker 1: how he has the hockey hats on sometimes. But who's yours?
Speaker 1: I like Ryan, he's been on the show before. I
Speaker 1: think he's kind of goofy. Jedi is really talented. It
Speaker 1: feels like he can. Yeah, he can do all the
Speaker 1: things that nobody else can. But I like Ryan. But Patrick? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is your favorite episode for Main Cabin Master? My
Speaker 1: favorite episode the one where they build the cabin on
Speaker 1: the lake. Oh, that one's a good one. But that
Speaker 1: happens like every time. Oh it does? You called me
Speaker 1: on that? Patrick? Thank you. Hey. I hope you have
Speaker 1: a good summer and a safe summer. Are you playing sports? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're driving down to Florida right now, and we're listening
Speaker 1: to the Dan Patrick show. All right? Is are mom
Speaker 1: and dad there with you? Yeah? Hey mom and dad? Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm doing okay? We got a long drive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chicago to Florida. Absolutely. I don't know if our T
Speaker 1: shirts will fit you? But stay on hold and I'll
Speaker 1: have Marvin get your information if that's okay, and we'll
Speaker 1: send Patrick a couple of DP show shirts if that's
Speaker 1: all right. That sounds great. Happy Father's Day to you
Speaker 1: guys and front row, back row. All right, well, thank
Speaker 1: you Patrick and Patrick Stan safe travels there? All right?
Speaker 1: Start him young, you know, I like it. We get
Speaker 1: him right out of the womb where somebody calls in
Speaker 1: and said, hey, my son was just born or my daughter,
Speaker 1: and we'll take it. Yes, it's a very professional call.
Speaker 1: He give his name, his age, where he's from, like
Speaker 1: you know, like he was on Wheel Fortune or something
Speaker 1: like that. That was great. Yeah. And the fact that
Speaker 1: it main Cabin Masters. I don't know if I have
Speaker 1: a favorite episode because it feels like every episode is
Speaker 1: the same episode. If they come in, it's a cabin
Speaker 1: was handed down and it's dilapidated and they come in
Speaker 1: and they just spruce it up there. It's not like
Speaker 1: building off the grid where the weather is coming in. Oh,
Speaker 1: we've got to get that roof on. I can't you
Speaker 1: just have fun with one of those episodes where you
Speaker 1: just sort of make fun of the fact that you're
Speaker 1: making it sound like, I don't know if we're going
Speaker 1: to get this done. I don't know if we'll get
Speaker 1: that roof on, like where you just want to say no,
Speaker 1: we're basically bsn't you. We're gonna get it done. We
Speaker 1: do get it done. It works out somehow. It always
Speaker 1: works out. Although I did see one where this couple
Speaker 1: was building off the grid and they didn't get done
Speaker 1: and they actually bailed on the project. And I like that.
Speaker 1: But it's like Guy Fiery diners, drive ins and dives.
Speaker 1: Every meal is great. I'd love for him to take
Speaker 1: a bite and go. You gotta be kidding me. That's
Speaker 1: not very good. Because Simon Cowell will say that like
Speaker 1: his honesty is what people they were attracted to that,
Speaker 1: and I I said, the Guy Fieri guy, not every
Speaker 1: meal can be you know, a trip to flavor town
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah. I think that's why people liked Anthony
Speaker 1: Bourdaine a lot, because he would go places and he
Speaker 1: would try lots of food. He would say like, you
Speaker 1: know what, this this is not for me, but let
Speaker 1: me tell you it's the most popular in this his country.
Speaker 1: He would not rip it apart, but he takes this
Speaker 1: is not for me. I'm not eating this again. But
Speaker 1: I appreciate the history behind it. But he's going to
Speaker 1: a restaurant and you're going there with the owners. I
Speaker 1: understand that, but he just makes it seem like every
Speaker 1: meal is a great meal. Yes time, I've got nothing
Speaker 1: to answer that. Did I look like I was leaning
Speaker 1: into the microphone? Yeah, I've been messing you up lately
Speaker 1: with that, usually to the raising of the hand. No,
Speaker 1: I feel bad if I don't call on you because
Speaker 1: I thought you were leaning in. I was going to
Speaker 1: call on because I was about to just say anything
Speaker 1: random that. Did you guys know that Andrew saw a
Speaker 1: great white shark last year? No way, get out of here. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: I can tell you the whole story. Why is it
Speaker 1: you always have something to say to but if I
Speaker 1: go to you, then you don't have any put me
Speaker 1: on the spot. I got very nervous. I was like
Speaker 1: in my mind, I was like, I can just say
Speaker 1: some kind of random thing that may or may not
Speaker 1: match what you're talking because you could I can just say,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't have anything. Why don't you have
Speaker 1: three things on a piece of paper before the show
Speaker 1: that could have been may have nothing to do with
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Well, no, you could just you could
Speaker 1: have said, hey, Paul Finbomb checked in. I could have
Speaker 1: said that I was trying to distract from a fifteen
Speaker 1: minute monologue here about it. Oh no, no, no, we
Speaker 1: did that yesterday, and we won't do it because we're
Speaker 1: walking right back. No, no, no, We're not gonna I
Speaker 1: gotta take it. This is gonna be the next fifteen minutes. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. No, No, he leans in. I did. I've
Speaker 1: been I've been messing him up with that. I'm leaning in,
Speaker 1: so he thinks I'm that I had some to say
Speaker 1: even no, no, not gonna do it. Go ahead, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I gotta take a break. Paul Finebamb is gonna join us.
Speaker 1: Not going down this road again, not this week. Paul
Speaker 1: Finbamb joins us, coming up next year on the Dan
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Speaker 1: Host of the Paul Feinbaum Show on Sirious xm All
Speaker 1: joins us on the program. How would you sum up
Speaker 1: the week in college football this week? Paul? It was tumultuous, Dan,
Speaker 1: with so many different things going on, from the social
Speaker 1: unrest piece of the puzzle to rising COVID rates Texas
Speaker 1: Anthony Fauci here yesterday pouring a little coal water on
Speaker 1: the positivity train. It was not a good week in
Speaker 1: particular Oklahoma State with Mike Gunde. Is he talking himself
Speaker 1: out of trouble or talking himself into even more trouble?
Speaker 1: I think Mike Gundee is talking himself into being a
Speaker 1: commentator on some network fairly soon, because I don't think
Speaker 1: he can last much longer. He started the week off
Speaker 1: in bad shape. Uh. And then he kept talking and talking.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm not going to quote Shakespeare about
Speaker 1: protesting too much because he really never made any sense. Uh.
Speaker 1: And you know, he went from wearing a one American
Speaker 1: News Network T shirt, which which seemed innocuous even though
Speaker 1: he has supported it in the past, uh, to then
Speaker 1: disparaging them after acknowledging that he didn't really understand why
Speaker 1: his players were so upset. I mean, it was it
Speaker 1: was a incalculably bad week for Mike Gundey. Um, and
Speaker 1: he's you know, it's you know, he's he's really well
Speaker 1: known for one thing, Dan, he gave a memorable speech.
Speaker 1: I'm forty and I'm a man. He's fifty now, and
Speaker 1: he's a buffoon. If you ran Oklahoma stage so athletic program,
Speaker 1: what would you do? I would get rid of him. Uh.
Speaker 1: And it's not because of a T shirt. I know,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people on certain political ideologies
Speaker 1: want to make it into that. I just think he's
Speaker 1: he's miscalculated so many times, He's embarrassed himself in the
Speaker 1: university so many times, and not to get to actual
Speaker 1: football matters. But he's two in thirteen against Oklahoma. Dan,
Speaker 1: that doesn't work. I mean, I know John Cooper tried
Speaker 1: that trick at Ohio State about twenty five years ago
Speaker 1: and finally caught up to him at some point. Even
Speaker 1: though he's got a good record by Oklahoma State standard,
Speaker 1: which is not very high, I think he needs to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you go seven and six, eight and five the
Speaker 1: last two years, that that would put you on thin
Speaker 1: I certainly in that conference there, but I get I'm
Speaker 1: waiting to find out if his players are truly accepting
Speaker 1: of this, because if they are, then that's their world,
Speaker 1: that's their coach. And I would accept it from an
Speaker 1: outsider looking in. If I'm a player, I would not
Speaker 1: accept that and I would ask for change if I
Speaker 1: could at Oklahoma State. Yeah, And I don't really think
Speaker 1: it's a close call. I mean sometimes these are very narrow.
Speaker 1: These are five four decisions. Not to sound like I'm
Speaker 1: covering the Supreme Court here on the Deep Show, although
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to cover the Supreme Court. Um. But
Speaker 1: I mean he, I mean, they can do better. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I'd fire him just for them all it alone? Dan, Uh,
Speaker 1: you got old Miss on the clock. Now the SEC
Speaker 1: is finally what is what is the state of Mississippi?
Speaker 1: Like the SEC statement is basically saying to Old Miss what, Well,
Speaker 1: it's interesting? Uh, I thought I thought the commissioner was interesting.
Speaker 1: And how he did it, I mean he went after
Speaker 1: the state flag, which which which has the Confederate flag
Speaker 1: in the corner. Um he he avoided criticizing Old Miss
Speaker 1: whose nickname don't don't be shocked here, Dan, the rebels, Uh,
Speaker 1: that one was not. But but here's where I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, if if the commissioner of the SEC or
Speaker 1: somebody said to the k a fraternity at Old Miss,
Speaker 1: you can't have your rebel flag up when you walk in,
Speaker 1: or your Old South party, which is the biggest night
Speaker 1: of the year, then I think we're really having a
Speaker 1: serious conversation. I'm joking about that. But every you you've
Speaker 1: been on fraternity row and a million campuses and you
Speaker 1: will see a Confederate flag and a lot of them,
Speaker 1: especially in that one. Um. But I think it was
Speaker 1: symbolically it's a good it's a good move. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what it really means though, if it if it's
Speaker 1: going to have a lot of impact, Is Old Miss
Speaker 1: called Old Miss? Is Old Miss on their helmets next season? Um,
Speaker 1: if we have a season, probably not. And I don't
Speaker 1: know how we play football. I know that everybody keeps saying, hey, football,
Speaker 1: you got time to figure this out. You got a
Speaker 1: hundred players on these teams, Paul, I mean, if you
Speaker 1: just do the math I do. I think it's wishful.
Speaker 1: I think it's optimist optimism. But I'm not even cautiously optimistic.
Speaker 1: I'm just cautious with all of this, Paul Dan, I've
Speaker 1: interviewed every commissioner in college football a couple of times now,
Speaker 1: every athletic director, and they all say, we're very hopeful,
Speaker 1: we're optimistic. It sounds like you're at the Paris Peace
Speaker 1: Talks from fifty years ago. Um, we had a very
Speaker 1: very very very substant of meeting the bottom lines. Nobody
Speaker 1: wants to be the person who says we're not going
Speaker 1: to have college football. Kirk Herbstreet about eight weeks ago
Speaker 1: came came out and he said we're not having college
Speaker 1: football season. And he hasn't been seen since. I mean
Speaker 1: he's been he's been an a bunker and he's afraid
Speaker 1: to come out because you don't want to be that guy. Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean there are people who I've just read, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, well known commentators assassinating Anthony Fauci's character credibility
Speaker 1: because he came on and said, uh, it's it's doubtful.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do it. Um, I agree
Speaker 1: with you, and i'm i'm I'm I'm not my decision.
Speaker 1: I'm a commentator and talk to your host like you are.
Speaker 1: But I think it's an incredibly strong, big challenge um.
Speaker 1: And not only are I'm saying we're going to have it. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's athletic directors in Texas saying we're going to have
Speaker 1: fifteen to seventy capacity in the stands. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: even more outrageous to think to consider than even having
Speaker 1: a season which you could start a season. Maybe, I
Speaker 1: think the challenge is what everyone says getting to the
Speaker 1: end of it talking to Paul Feinbaum. But the Mothership,
Speaker 1: I was wondering about this, and I proposed this. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what day it is, but you know,
Speaker 1: months ago. Can you have the students go back in
Speaker 1: August and they go to Thanksgiving and then you could
Speaker 1: have football start? As I know the student's going to
Speaker 1: want to be there for football. But if you're trying
Speaker 1: this is about money. This is all about money. And
Speaker 1: you know, certainly with the NFL, certainly with baseball. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe college is not as heavy handed. But can I
Speaker 1: squeeze in a college football season that starts after Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: and still a compliment? Maybe it's an abbreviated season. What's
Speaker 1: the likelihood of college football starting later then earlier? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think I think they'll college football people
Speaker 1: will start it whenever they have to start it. They
Speaker 1: don't care. Um. But the problem the problem with that, though,
Speaker 1: is it's a it's about a fifteen weeks season under
Speaker 1: normal circumstances. And if you started then, uh, you're you're
Speaker 1: really in a more dangerous time of the year for
Speaker 1: for for not only COVID but for the flu. That's
Speaker 1: the peak of the polue season. Um. And I don't
Speaker 1: want to sound like I know know too much about this.
Speaker 1: I happened to be married to a doctor, so I
Speaker 1: hear it every night when she looks at me, like,
Speaker 1: are you talking about having a college football season every
Speaker 1: on your show? Um? But I uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean the truth truth is they're going to try.
Speaker 1: I mean I think I had a person told me
Speaker 1: this to try how crazy it is. I had a
Speaker 1: person told me this that some that some coaches are
Speaker 1: hoping that all these players will get it so so
Speaker 1: they maybe so maybe they won't get it again and
Speaker 1: you can have the season. But yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if that makes any sense. Obviously doesn't. But can we
Speaker 1: trust college coaches but even be honest about these tests
Speaker 1: once we get to the season. I mean, you talk
Speaker 1: about getting ready for the Ohio State Michigan game, the
Speaker 1: Alabama Auburn game, the Georgia Florida game. Our coach is
Speaker 1: going to say, I'm sorry my star player chested positive,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna quarantine him in the offensive line. I mean,
Speaker 1: college football is ripe with with with with lying and
Speaker 1: cheating and fraudulence, uh and and deception. And I don't
Speaker 1: think this would be any different. Yeah, I'm right there
Speaker 1: with you and I have. We joked about it, you
Speaker 1: know that, you know, maybe no and sabing. Hey, everybody
Speaker 1: gets sick, so then we're ready and nobody else is ready.
Speaker 1: You know, a team activity. Come on out. We're gonna
Speaker 1: tell everybody go to the lake house. We're gone. It's
Speaker 1: a it's a Corona party in more ways than one.
Speaker 1: Come on in. It's it's on me. But yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be like Sweden. I just don't. I want to
Speaker 1: have college football. But that doesn't mean we're gonna have
Speaker 1: college football. If I said starting on time, the odds
Speaker 1: of starting on time for all of these conferences is
Speaker 1: what I think. I think some will start on Labor
Speaker 1: Day weekend. And I know I'm not giving you a
Speaker 1: namby Pamby answer. I don't think everyone will, and I
Speaker 1: think that's where the dysfunctionality of the season will begin.
Speaker 1: The only thing that will stop that is this that
Speaker 1: students start arriving back on campus in late August and
Speaker 1: the problem just blows up. In college presidents like the
Speaker 1: one at Michigan who spoke out a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: just say you know what, we can't do it, and
Speaker 1: then there's a trickle down effect. But right now, it's
Speaker 1: just like politics. Nobody wants to speak up in Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. And it's the same in college athletics. Nobody
Speaker 1: wants to be the one that stops and ask the
Speaker 1: question of what are we doing here? Is this really safe?
Speaker 1: All they're really seeing, all they seem to be doing
Speaker 1: is let's get to the season so we can start
Speaker 1: catching those TV network checks. Paul, great to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I hope you're well and thanks for joining us. Dan
Speaker 1: always a pleasure to do well. That's Paul Feinbaumb of
Speaker 1: The Mother's Ship, New York Times bestselling author of Course,
Speaker 1: host of The Paul Feinbaumb Show on Sirious Accent. All Right,
Speaker 1: final hour coming up, The Final three Holes of the
Speaker 1: match yesterday between Mario and Tyler the moderator, a shower
Speaker 1: of shame hanging in the balance. At the end of
Speaker 1: the show, Mark Cuban will join us. I haven't even
Speaker 1: looked to see what's on the tragger. We're going to
Speaker 1: try to squeeze all of that in and the final
Speaker 1: hour of the program. The lineup includes Seaton, Paulie, Fritzie mclovin,
Speaker 1: Yours Truly, the Boys in the Back. Final hour coming
Speaker 1: up