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Speaker 2: You know what Shirley called you. You know, sometimes you

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Speaker 2: when when it's heavily on your mind, it's heavily on

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you got to do it.

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Speaker 2: You got to just say, you know what, I think

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Speaker 2: I'm entitled to know. I feel like since I'm a

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Speaker 1: And I did it.

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Speaker 2: I called pastor, and I want to know how much

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Speaker 1: Pastor Core. You want to know the money in the church.

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Speaker 1: How much is in the account? Pastor? Paying your tithes

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, we need to have open books out here. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: we need open books. You got everybody paying all these

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Speaker 2: different type of offerings. Yes, yes, I want to see

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Speaker 2: where the money going. Past Now, let's talk about it.

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Speaker 2: We've been doing right now, I'm much in the account, Pastor,

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Speaker 2: cat Dog, if you would, let's go Hello, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to reach Pastor Hayes. Pastor Hayes, how you doing?

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Speaker 1: This is? This is brother Liney Line Thompson. How you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm good brother, and how can I help you today?

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Speaker 2: Past I'm actually one of your members at the church,

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Speaker 2: and I want to just command you that you're doing

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Speaker 1: Let me say that first and foremost.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, thank you. You know, we just want everybody

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Speaker 3: to be safe and healthy.

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Speaker 1: And and your name again, brother line of Thompson.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and and and the other times that I'm kind

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Speaker 1: Brother?

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Speaker 2: Well, here, here's what I wanted to ask you, man,

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Speaker 2: uh pass, I want to ask you this. I know,

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Speaker 1: Water and things like that.

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Speaker 2: So but but but what I wanted my reason for

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Speaker 2: much money do we have in the account.

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Speaker 1: Come again the church account? How much money do we

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Speaker 2: Brother?

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Speaker 3: Brother? What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother?

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Speaker 1: My name is Brotherlanel Thompson.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Brother Thompson. How did you get my personal cell

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Speaker 1: Well? I got this number from one of the brothers

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Speaker 3: What what? Brother? The church? But they know not to

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm a I'm a but I'm a but I'm

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Speaker 3: Well, how long you been a member? Because I've been

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Speaker 3: pasting this church for ten years and your name ain't

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Speaker 3: familiar to me. How long? How long you been a

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Speaker 2: I've been a member of probably going on going on

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Speaker 2: you know, since that day I joined, you know, I

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Speaker 1: But uh yeah, wait.

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Speaker 3: you calling me to ask me about finances of my church. Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stand what you're looking for.

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Speaker 2: Well, I am a member, so I mean I do

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Speaker 2: Like I say, everybody going through hard times, I'm trying

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Speaker 2: I don't have the money right now, But shouldn't I

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 3: You can lean on that. We've done a lot of

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Speaker 1: I am a real man, I'm a real member.

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Speaker 2: So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, pastor,

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, hold on, no, no, no you hold on what boy?

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Speaker 3: Look here, I'm trying to sit down have dinner with

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Speaker 3: look here, brother Thompson, I don't know you. I ain't

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Speaker 3: You ain't even a member of the church.

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Speaker 1: I am a member of the church.

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Speaker 3: Because you come to the church one time, you ain't

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Speaker 3: been back in three years, and you come to me

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Speaker 1: I am a member.

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Speaker 3: Gave your mama. You are not a member of this church, sir.

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Speaker 2: I am a member of the church. Look look, look,

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Speaker 1: I know this.

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Speaker 3: Ain't them tell you where you can't go on my

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Speaker 3: for money because you're going through hard time. Now. If

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Speaker 3: I just delivered forty meals today to our elderly. Huh.

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Speaker 3: Last week we cashed out people money to go pick

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Speaker 1: Well do you need do you need my cash out?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 1: Do you need my cash?

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Speaker 3: Boy? Boy, you gonna make me because you ain't even tithing?

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Speaker 3: So how you not tithing? You?

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Speaker 2: I told you out here fell on bad times, didn't

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Speaker 2: I say I fell on bad times?

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Speaker 3: You fell on bad times for three years?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Hey, you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, fact,

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Speaker 2: why are you? Why are you judging me in opposing

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Speaker 2: trying to figure out how to cash at me.

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Speaker 3: So I can get on a member of my church.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you some scam artist trying to

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Speaker 3: get money from the church. Sir, I have never met you.

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Speaker 3: I don't know you. Matter of fact, I'm about to

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Speaker 3: why they would give my number to some point to

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Speaker 1: Hey, let me say this to you.

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Speaker 2: If you don't cash at me, then I'm finna let

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Speaker 2: all the members I know you.

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Speaker 1: I know our church ain't no megachurch.

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Speaker 2: You know we got three four hundred members already know so,

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Speaker 2: but I would let every member know that you not

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Speaker 2: of knee.

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Speaker 1: I will do that.

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Speaker 3: Hey, web Thompson, you you can let him know. You

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Speaker 3: that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving

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Speaker 3: them up and tell them. Don't be giving my number

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Speaker 3: out to some stranger who ain't been our church in

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Speaker 3: two to three years and gonna ask me for some money,

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Speaker 3: some cash out or if you don't get off this phone,

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Speaker 3: who get you number?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So let me ask you something. So So, you know

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Speaker 3: Know Dickie Marvin. Yeah, what about him?

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Speaker 1: Do you know he listened to the radio every morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Pastor Hayes,

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Speaker 2: you just got pranked by your boy, Deacon Mobin.

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Speaker 3: Boy. See, and that's why about to get kicked off

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Speaker 3: the board. Boy. You got me out here in my yard. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy. They know

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Speaker 3: I'm on the block. You almost made me cush. You

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Speaker 3: can't be doing that during this time. Man. Alright, man, man,

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Man, I'm good. Maybe everything good. My wife

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Speaker 3: came out here, boy, and you ain't don't want her

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Speaker 3: to set it off.

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Speaker 1: You don't want the first lady to go out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, man, but nah, we take care of our church.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: We feeding them, sending the money, man, delivering mills. Man,

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Speaker 3: make sure everybody good during this time.

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Speaker 1: That's good man.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, Before we get off, you gotta let me

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Speaker 2: know what is the baddest and I mean the baddest

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Speaker 2: radio show in the land.

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Speaker 3: Man, it's a Steve Harby morning show with that, inn't it,

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Speaker 3: nephew Tommy?

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Speaker 2: And there you have it. I got the no past

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Speaker 2: past past. I got the no pass past. That's what

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Speaker 2: they called him for short. You know, that's what they

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Speaker 2: called him at the church now you know where you

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Speaker 2: know you know what passed said what passed it?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, maybe I don't come enough, Maybe

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Speaker 1: I don't g Yeah, I didn't know that. I never

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Speaker 1: heard that. I've never heard that who is passed?

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Speaker 2: All right. This weekend, the Nephew will be in Oaklahoma,

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Speaker 2: Oklahoma City. Baby. That is the Bricktown Comedy Club. Tickets

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Speaker 2: on sale right now. Right after that, Charlotte Knack Caca

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Speaker 2: Black Ed Comedy's own tickets setting like crazy five shows Friday, Saturday,

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Speaker 2: Sunday tickets on sale right now, laying in the cup

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Speaker 2: of Easter weekend flood and theater.

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Speaker 1: Baby, that's that duvault. Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: That is an Evening with Nephew Tommy. In evening with

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Speaker 2: Nephew Tommy. Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.