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Speaker 1: My girlfriend scratched my back during sex, and now my

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Speaker 1: family thinks she's abusing me.

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Speaker 2: See that's that's the harm of having reugh sex. If

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Speaker 2: you leave marks, your whole family is gonna know you're

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Speaker 2: a kink monster or you're being abused.

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Speaker 3: So you know, pick your poison, pick your boys. Oh god,

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Speaker 3: uh this happened yesterday.

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Speaker 1: So I twenty male, met this girl Sam.

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Speaker 3: My name is Sam, twenty eight female not.

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Speaker 1: Wait on Tinder, about a month ago, and she likes

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Speaker 1: to scratch while having sex.

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Speaker 3: But it doesn't hurt, so go along. Yeh. I'm a man.

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Speaker 3: I can take a few scratches. Doesn't hurt me.

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Speaker 1: No, big strong baby, I'm like Bowser with a turtle.

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Speaker 3: Back heart as fuck. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My parents my parents have an inground pool and like

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Speaker 1: to have a bar Go ahead, you're good. My parents

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Speaker 1: have an in ground pool and like to have a barbecue.

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Speaker 1: Parties with family and friends all summer long. We ended

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Speaker 1: up poking up the night before and sin and since

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Speaker 1: she was at my place, I asked if she wanted

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Speaker 1: to go and she said yeah, Wow, that is such

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Speaker 1: a like you're literally hooking up with this checkers Like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you want to go to my family barbecue and she's

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Speaker 1: just like, sure, that's that's an escalation from casual sex

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Speaker 1: to casual relationship escalators.

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Speaker 3: Wow, there you go. After a while of hanging out, some.

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Speaker 1: Weed and more than a few shots, I decide I

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Speaker 1: want to go swimming, so, without thinking about the night previous,

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Speaker 1: I rip off my shirt.

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Speaker 3: Oh, take it off, Baybe.

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Speaker 1: And as I do, I hear my aunt scream oh MJ.

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Speaker 1: I get the shirt off and everyone is staring at me,

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Speaker 1: like at least thirty people all looking at me. Probably

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Speaker 1: not my best move. But I look at the girl

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Speaker 1: I'm with and she's embarrassed and runs inside.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what what? What? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: I put back on my shirt and tell everyone I'm

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Speaker 1: told totally fine and follow her out.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so do they see the scratch marks? They saw

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Speaker 3: the scratch marks? Everyone all at once, they're just likeez.

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Speaker 3: Imagine everyone's at a barbecue, just like, you know, drinking,

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Speaker 3: have a good time.

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Speaker 2: And just like, oh, it must be like some severe

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Speaker 2: scratch marks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gotta be bad.

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Speaker 1: My phone starts blowing up with messages from my aunts

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Speaker 1: and mostly other women.

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Speaker 3: I think most of the guys knew what time it.

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Speaker 1: Was yeah, and they were asking if I'm all right

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Speaker 1: and if Sam is abusing me.

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Speaker 3: This was honestly hilarious to me. But Sam is.

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Speaker 1: Super embarrassed about it, understandably and says that she doesn't

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Speaker 1: want to see them for a while, if ever.

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Speaker 2: Sheesh, yeah, see, that's why you don't escalate the tender

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Speaker 2: day to go see your parents.

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Speaker 1: And that is the worst, like the worst way to

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Speaker 1: be introduced in the entire family all at once.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing worse