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Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels, Second dat Date. Where are some of the
Speaker 1: sexiest places to meet people? There's always the circus, the
Speaker 1: city dump, and of course an elevator. You got the
Speaker 1: elevator music just blasting you guys are looking at each other,
Speaker 1: and that's when you seize the moment and hit the
Speaker 1: emergency stop button and look at them and go, We're
Speaker 1: not going anywhere until love shows up. And then you
Speaker 1: just wait it out and either you guys connect or
Speaker 1: the firefighters show up and get you out of there
Speaker 1: and you probably have to face some legal action. But
Speaker 1: that's where Eileen met the guy that she wants to
Speaker 1: call today, on the elevator of love. What's up, Eileen?
Speaker 1: You know elevators are kind of sexy, by the way,
Speaker 1: I agree. There's mirrors. There's mirrors on the ceiling, so
Speaker 1: technically if you look up, you can see down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of fantasies that involve elevators. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people do ye, So congratulations to you, Eileen.
Speaker 1: You fulfilled a lot of people's fantasy. How did you
Speaker 1: meet this dude on the elevator? Well, come to find out,
Speaker 1: we were on the slowest elevator ever, where every single
Speaker 1: floor someone was getting in and pushing the stupid button,
Speaker 1: and it was like it was a lot of old
Speaker 1: people that just couldn't take the stairs. So it's hard
Speaker 1: to get mad. Yeah, but Paul like looked at me
Speaker 1: and he's like, well, I guess I should just get
Speaker 1: out my laptop and do my work from here. Okay,
Speaker 1: So he's a jokester. You guys shared a little joke together. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was a little snarky, and it's not often that
Speaker 1: you meet snarky people in a business setting. And it
Speaker 1: was nice. So this is an elevator in your office building? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And had you ever run into this guy before? No,
Speaker 1: I mean I've seen them around a few times, but
Speaker 1: we had never liked had a reason to talk. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So do you think he was hitting on you right
Speaker 1: away or was he just trying to make small talk
Speaker 1: for boring purposes? I mean, he was obviously very flirty
Speaker 1: and we went on a date. So I'm assuming that
Speaker 1: that was his attempt at hitting on me. You could
Speaker 1: have not been hitting on you at all. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just like, how'd I end up on a date with
Speaker 1: this girl? I don't know? How did you guys finally
Speaker 1: get around to going out? Did you ask for his number?
Speaker 1: Did he ask for your number? He was just like
Speaker 1: elevator boldness all the way through. I mean we had
Speaker 1: the time in the elevator to like kind of chit
Speaker 1: chat and he's like, listen, I'd love to have your number,
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, totally, why not. What did
Speaker 1: you guys do anyone out? Oh? We went to the
Speaker 1: super Cute Pizza Blaze all right? And how was the
Speaker 1: super cute pizza? It was super quiet? It was actually
Speaker 1: really uncomfortable, Like the food was delicious, but like on
Speaker 1: a first date, we should have definitely just gone to
Speaker 1: a bar really quiet. Was it an awkward first date? Then? No,
Speaker 1: it was just so like, you know, you just want
Speaker 1: to like be a little silly and cute and coy
Speaker 1: and sexy, and instead like the family is sitting next
Speaker 1: to you like quietly listening because they've run out of conversation.
Speaker 1: People that can hear your first date combos, Dude, when
Speaker 1: I'm at a restaurant, I'm sorry, I'm that person that
Speaker 1: is totally oh my god. Do you think that they're
Speaker 1: going to go out again? What do you think? So?
Speaker 1: Was it a good date? Though? Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: great time. We had a blast. It's just I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: he was super cute. He picked me up from my house,
Speaker 1: which I thought was very classy, and I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of dental health. And he obviously fasted his teeth,
Speaker 1: which I think is super sexy, like really like there's
Speaker 1: something it just means he cares. He takes time out
Speaker 1: of his day to care about himself and I just
Speaker 1: love that. And he had the most delicious laugh, like
Speaker 1: just sexy, caramelly, masculine. I feel like I'm attract after
Speaker 1: a description like that, like let's get this guy on
Speaker 1: the phone. Never heard of a laugh being described as caramelly,
Speaker 1: but I like it so sexy. So how did the
Speaker 1: date end? Well, he drove me home. He said he
Speaker 1: had a great time, and I was like, why didn't
Speaker 1: you come in and have a drink, you know, since
Speaker 1: we didn't really get a chance to like talk talk.
Speaker 1: He was super into it. So we came in, we
Speaker 1: had a glass of wine, and then he kind of bailed.
Speaker 1: That was the one thing that it was a little weird. Wait,
Speaker 1: how quickly did he bail once he got to your place?
Speaker 1: I guess it was like, I don't know however long
Speaker 1: it took to drink a glass of wine, Like, he
Speaker 1: didn't stay for a second glass of wine. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: not very long. Yeah, And did I mean were you
Speaker 1: expecting him to stay the night? No? I made it
Speaker 1: like once we got inside, I literally toasted him with
Speaker 1: here's to first dates, not first took ups. All right,
Speaker 1: so you made it very clear that you were not
Speaker 1: going to mess around that night. No, I'm a classy lady.
Speaker 1: Do you think that? Do you think that's why he bailed? Though?
Speaker 1: Maybe he had different expectations. That's like my nightmare. I
Speaker 1: hope not, because I really felt like we had a
Speaker 1: fun time and we connected and I just hope he's
Speaker 1: not a sea ball. Yeah, just like bails if he
Speaker 1: doesn't get hooked up with any other reason beside that
Speaker 1: you think he's not calling you back? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I can be a little aggressive,
Speaker 1: like and you know that can kind of be a
Speaker 1: turn off for people. You didn't shout at him on
Speaker 1: your date? Did you like shout at him for real? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 1: you didn't yell at him that. I mean, I definitely
Speaker 1: took the last lights of pizza. Oh no, you said aggressive.
Speaker 1: I'm just making sure you didn't get that yell at
Speaker 1: him in the pizza place, or yelling him at your house,
Speaker 1: or get just kind of aggro on the dude. I
Speaker 1: don't know. God, now I have to think about that. Now,
Speaker 1: there's a whole new thing to think about. All right, well, oh,
Speaker 1: hang on, we'll play a song, come back, call him
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. All right, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: hang on. Looking jubil in the morning, right in the
Speaker 1: middle of a second date update. I'm personally still confused.
Speaker 1: What a caramelly laugh sounds like. Eileen is on the
Speaker 1: phone with us. She described the guy that she wants
Speaker 1: to call today as having very good hygiene because she
Speaker 1: could tell that he flosses. She liked that about him.
Speaker 1: She said he was quick witted, funny, and had a
Speaker 1: caramelly laugh, which I'm thinking probably sounds like this is that? Right?
Speaker 1: Is that? Right? Now? We're eating carmel before do you
Speaker 1: even know what carmel is? That? Apparently that's what I
Speaker 1: would describe as a carmel laugh. Okay, so the person
Speaker 1: laughing in the background is not a CARAMELI laugh. So
Speaker 1: neither of us have carmel laughs. And like this like
Speaker 1: it was. It was like confidence, like a deep seated confidence,
Speaker 1: like okay, you mean all right? So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to with cookie monster. Yeah, okay, we're about
Speaker 1: to call him right now. His name is Paul. And
Speaker 1: Eileen thinks that he might not be calling back because
Speaker 1: when they got back to her place, they were having
Speaker 1: a glass of wine and she cheers him and said, hey,
Speaker 1: here's the not hooking up tonight, just letting him know
Speaker 1: that he's not going to get any and he left
Speaker 1: shortly after that. She's hoping that that's not the case
Speaker 1: because she'd like to see him again. But that's the
Speaker 1: only reason you can think of other than the fact
Speaker 1: that I'm a little aggressive and I might have like
Speaker 1: asked him to laugh on cue at one point, just
Speaker 1: like laugh again for me. Oh my god, god, so sexy.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I can't wait to hear his Carmeli laugh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial his phone number right now and see
Speaker 1: if we can find out why he's not calling you back. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. Hello. Hi is Paul there? This is he Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up, Paul? How are you? This is Jebil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh okay, uh sorry?
Speaker 1: Who is this? My name is Jebil and I host
Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Hi.
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners actually sent us an email
Speaker 1: about you. Um what it was about your laugh and
Speaker 1: how sexy it is a lot of it was about
Speaker 1: your laugh. Okay, Um, thanks for com I'm not really
Speaker 1: interested in h like this one of those pranks call shows.
Speaker 1: It's no, this is not like I'm not very interested, Paul.
Speaker 1: I promise this is not a prank phone call. They
Speaker 1: really did compliment your laugh in the email. It's actually
Speaker 1: from a girl that you went on a date with.
Speaker 1: Her name is Eileen. All right, yeah, and Eileen sent
Speaker 1: us an email about you because she really enjoyed the
Speaker 1: time that you spent together. But now you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back after your date, so she wanted us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. Point.
Speaker 1: It seems like an odd way to do this. I
Speaker 1: don't really see how that's any of your business. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess technically it's not really, But Eileen
Speaker 1: sort of made it our business because she asked us
Speaker 1: to call you. She just wants to know why you
Speaker 1: won't go out with her again. Can you give us anything?
Speaker 1: It's because she's not a good person. What we talked
Speaker 1: to her and she sounded like a great person. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I went on a date with her, and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't see myself having a future with
Speaker 1: someone who's a murderer. Wow, you went from bad person
Speaker 1: to murderer. Murderer? Look, you called me, what do you want? Um?
Speaker 1: I just would love to know how you figured out
Speaker 1: that Eileen is a murderer? Killig claim? Did you see
Speaker 1: how like America's most wanted or something. Look, you know,
Speaker 1: she's very engaging and charming. We went out, we had
Speaker 1: a good dinner, We went back to her place. She
Speaker 1: invited me in. I don't normally say yes on the
Speaker 1: first date, but I was having a great time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then we went into her place and she had
Speaker 1: a stuffed goose on the wall. What I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to say it like, there is a dead
Speaker 1: body in the freezer. So there was a dead body
Speaker 1: hanging on the wall, and I asked her about it,
Speaker 1: and she told me she's a hunter, all right, and
Speaker 1: she went hunting, found that think, hunted it down, tracked
Speaker 1: it down, killed it in cold blood. And this is
Speaker 1: not funny. I'm sorry. It just well, you can see
Speaker 1: how I mean. It's kind of sounds that way because
Speaker 1: you called her a murderer, and then you're telling us
Speaker 1: because he is a murder. Okay. Animal lives mean a
Speaker 1: lot to me. But there's a lot of people that
Speaker 1: hunt for food and for recreation. Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people who hunt and find that's their life. They
Speaker 1: can live that way if they want to. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be involved with someone who does. And I'm
Speaker 1: certainly not gonna be involved with someone who hunts just
Speaker 1: to put them up on their wall like trophies. She
Speaker 1: had a boar's head in there. There were ducks, like
Speaker 1: being in a horror movie. Okay, I have no interest
Speaker 1: in dating a butcher, all right. I had no interest
Speaker 1: in dating a murderer. You can laugh all you want.
Speaker 1: Animals are lives too, and she's a murderer. You take
Speaker 1: a life no matter what, you're a murderer. You can
Speaker 1: tell her that, and you tell her that's why we're
Speaker 1: not having a second thing. All right. Well, you know what, Paul,
Speaker 1: I don't actually have to tell her that you think
Speaker 1: she's a murderer, because she's on the line listening and
Speaker 1: probably would love to talk to you right now. Are
Speaker 1: you speaking serious if you're calling me a murderer because
Speaker 1: I like to hunt? Yeah, I am. I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: You were at my house. Why didn't you say something?
Speaker 1: Then you've literally said, oh cool, I was being polite, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was being polite because I wanted to leave as
Speaker 1: quickly as possible. I don't know. If you're gonna kill
Speaker 1: one animal, maybe you'll kill another one. So well, you
Speaker 1: left because you were scared of her. I left because
Speaker 1: I've disgusted that you would take a life. Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean honestly, it's not like I was killing like an elephant.
Speaker 1: It's a goose. Their vermin. Literally you have to hunt
Speaker 1: them otherwise they will cause problems like airplane crashes and
Speaker 1: car crashes. I'm doing everyone a favor. I'm saving tax
Speaker 1: dollars you should be thanking me. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: tough talk from someone who has to hang birds on
Speaker 1: their wall to feel good about themselves. I don't hang
Speaker 1: birds on my wall to feel good about myself. I
Speaker 1: do it because I love natural history, and I love
Speaker 1: the idea of being proud of what I can do
Speaker 1: in my culture, in my past. It's way more than
Speaker 1: just natural fastory. So much that you're just going to
Speaker 1: go out and kill it, that makes a lot of time.
Speaker 1: I just think it's disgusting that you would criticize and
Speaker 1: judge me based on something that brings me so much
Speaker 1: joy and happiness. My father took me on thin It's
Speaker 1: a part of my happiest memories. Every time I look
Speaker 1: at the boor on the wall, I think about how
Speaker 1: great my childhood was. You know, probably how you feel about, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, doing yourself or something. That was the
Speaker 1: kind of discourse I expect from a murderer, because you
Speaker 1: are a murderer. I stood in your living room. I
Speaker 1: saw the bodies of defenseless animals staring at me. Have
Speaker 1: you ever made eye contact with these animals? I'm sure
Speaker 1: you haven't. You think you have, but you haven't. You
Speaker 1: ever looked into their souls and seen the pain on
Speaker 1: their faces when their lives were taken by some woman
Speaker 1: with daddy issues who went out to go hunt just
Speaker 1: to feel good about ourselves. Are you kidding me? Grow
Speaker 1: some dude, Like, have you ever even held a gun?
Speaker 1: Do you even know what you're talking about? Are you
Speaker 1: just speaking out of your past? I'll say it takes
Speaker 1: a lot more to save a life rather than take
Speaker 1: a life. Okay, do you ever think about it when
Speaker 1: you stick a gun in those animals faces, that they
Speaker 1: have families, that they like people, They have lives that
Speaker 1: you're destroying just so you can have some decorations in
Speaker 1: your living room. Oh God, Paul, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You've made it so clear for me. I really get
Speaker 1: it now. The last time I saw a goose bill
Speaker 1: the skyscraper like a human did, or the last time
Speaker 1: I saw a goose like solve a math problem like
Speaker 1: a human. But yeah, they're just like human. The next
Speaker 1: one I see, I'll nickname it Paul, and I'll remember
Speaker 1: that it has a soul before I kill it. That
Speaker 1: leads me to my question, Paul, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out in a second date with Eileen? Pay on
Speaker 1: a second date with him. Well, I just thought, as
Speaker 1: you've never made a lot of phone calls trying to
Speaker 1: get a hold of me, if you don't want to
Speaker 1: go on a second date with and leave it to
Speaker 1: a like you do not even respond. I should have
Speaker 1: known only a little girl wouldn't respond. Animal now said
Speaker 1: about yourself, and you need to get a radio station
Speaker 1: to find you a man. Wonderful, You're a real touch
Speaker 1: eater whatever, Andrew, you're an easy bake oven you little Paul,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Are you Are you still there? Eileen?
Speaker 1: I think you scared him off. Oh you guys, this
Speaker 1: is so oh I'm so mad. I wasted wine on
Speaker 1: that idiot in the morning. Wow, so many thirsty dudes
Speaker 1: wanting to take Eileen out. It's broken Jewil in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the second date update. Eileen wanted to
Speaker 1: call Paul to find out why he wasn't calling her back.
Speaker 1: It turns out Paul's not calling her back because she's
Speaker 1: a hunter and she kills animals, and she's a murderer.
Speaker 1: He called her a murderer. But I say that all
Speaker 1: the thirsty dudes are texting in at seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two, because every single guy that's always like, I
Speaker 1: just want a godsh girl who chuck a bear with
Speaker 1: me and shoot a boar in the facewood arrow then
Speaker 1: chall fart. She's the hottest. All those dudes texting in
Speaker 1: right now be like, hook me up with Aileen. I
Speaker 1: want to go out with her. She's a hunter. She
Speaker 1: sounds awesome. Muggle kill animals with her. We got a
Speaker 1: text message that says I'm a straight woman, but I'd
Speaker 1: love to date her too. We got a text in
Speaker 1: it says give her my number. She wants a real man.
Speaker 1: I'm about to go to jail for two weeks. We
Speaker 1: can go hunting when I get out. Well, what are
Speaker 1: you going to I'll see if I can hook you up.
Speaker 1: All right, Remember if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, all you have to do is email of
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back.