WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: You Murderer

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels, Second dat Date. Where are some of the

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<v Speaker 1>sexiest places to meet people? There's always the circus, the

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<v Speaker 1>city dump, and of course an elevator. You got the

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<v Speaker 1>elevator music just blasting you guys are looking at each other,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when you seize the moment and hit the

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<v Speaker 1>emergency stop button and look at them and go, We're

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<v Speaker 1>not going anywhere until love shows up. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>just wait it out and either you guys connect or

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<v Speaker 1>the firefighters show up and get you out of there

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<v Speaker 1>and you probably have to face some legal action. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's where Eileen met the guy that she wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call today, on the elevator of love. What's up, Eileen?

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<v Speaker 1>You know elevators are kind of sexy, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. There's mirrors. There's mirrors on the ceiling, so

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<v Speaker 1>technically if you look up, you can see down. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of fantasies that involve elevators. I

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<v Speaker 1>think a lot of people do ye, So congratulations to you, Eileen.

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<v Speaker 1>You fulfilled a lot of people's fantasy. How did you

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<v Speaker 1>meet this dude on the elevator? Well, come to find out,

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<v Speaker 1>we were on the slowest elevator ever, where every single

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<v Speaker 1>floor someone was getting in and pushing the stupid button,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like it was a lot of old

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<v Speaker 1>people that just couldn't take the stairs. So it's hard

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<v Speaker 1>to get mad. Yeah, but Paul like looked at me

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, well, I guess I should just get

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<v Speaker 1>out my laptop and do my work from here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So he's a jokester. You guys shared a little joke together. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he was a little snarky, and it's not often that

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<v Speaker 1>you meet snarky people in a business setting. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was nice. So this is an elevator in your office building? Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And had you ever run into this guy before? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've seen them around a few times, but

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<v Speaker 1>we had never liked had a reason to talk. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So do you think he was hitting on you right

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<v Speaker 1>away or was he just trying to make small talk

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<v Speaker 1>for boring purposes? I mean, he was obviously very flirty

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<v Speaker 1>and we went on a date. So I'm assuming that

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<v Speaker 1>that was his attempt at hitting on me. You could

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<v Speaker 1>have not been hitting on you at all. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like, how'd I end up on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>this girl? I don't know? How did you guys finally

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<v Speaker 1>get around to going out? Did you ask for his number?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he ask for your number? He was just like

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<v Speaker 1>elevator boldness all the way through. I mean we had

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<v Speaker 1>the time in the elevator to like kind of chit

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<v Speaker 1>chat and he's like, listen, I'd love to have your number,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, totally, why not. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do anyone out? Oh? We went to the

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<v Speaker 1>super Cute Pizza Blaze all right? And how was the

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<v Speaker 1>super cute pizza? It was super quiet? It was actually

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<v Speaker 1>really uncomfortable, Like the food was delicious, but like on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date, we should have definitely just gone to

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<v Speaker 1>a bar really quiet. Was it an awkward first date? Then? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just so like, you know, you just want

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<v Speaker 1>to like be a little silly and cute and coy

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<v Speaker 1>and sexy, and instead like the family is sitting next

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<v Speaker 1>to you like quietly listening because they've run out of conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>People that can hear your first date combos, Dude, when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at a restaurant, I'm sorry, I'm that person that

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<v Speaker 1>is totally oh my god. Do you think that they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go out again? What do you think? So?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a good date? Though? Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. We had a blast. It's just I mean, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>he was super cute. He picked me up from my house,

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<v Speaker 1>which I thought was very classy, and I'm a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of dental health. And he obviously fasted his teeth,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think is super sexy, like really like there's

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<v Speaker 1>something it just means he cares. He takes time out

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<v Speaker 1>of his day to care about himself and I just

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<v Speaker 1>love that. And he had the most delicious laugh, like

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<v Speaker 1>just sexy, caramelly, masculine. I feel like I'm attract after

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<v Speaker 1>a description like that, like let's get this guy on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Never heard of a laugh being described as caramelly,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like it so sexy. So how did the

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<v Speaker 1>date end? Well, he drove me home. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time, and I was like, why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you come in and have a drink, you know, since

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't really get a chance to like talk talk.

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<v Speaker 1>He was super into it. So we came in, we

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<v Speaker 1>had a glass of wine, and then he kind of bailed.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the one thing that it was a little weird. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>how quickly did he bail once he got to your place?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it was like, I don't know however long

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<v Speaker 1>it took to drink a glass of wine, Like, he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't stay for a second glass of wine. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not very long. Yeah, And did I mean were you

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<v Speaker 1>expecting him to stay the night? No? I made it

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<v Speaker 1>like once we got inside, I literally toasted him with

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<v Speaker 1>here's to first dates, not first took ups. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you made it very clear that you were not

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<v Speaker 1>going to mess around that night. No, I'm a classy lady.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that? Do you think that's why he bailed? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he had different expectations. That's like my nightmare. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope not, because I really felt like we had a

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<v Speaker 1>fun time and we connected and I just hope he's

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<v Speaker 1>not a sea ball. Yeah, just like bails if he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't get hooked up with any other reason beside that

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<v Speaker 1>you think he's not calling you back? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know I can be a little aggressive,

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<v Speaker 1>like and you know that can kind of be a

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<v Speaker 1>turn off for people. You didn't shout at him on

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<v Speaker 1>your date? Did you like shout at him for real? Yeah? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't yell at him that. I mean, I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>took the last lights of pizza. Oh no, you said aggressive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just making sure you didn't get that yell at

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<v Speaker 1>him in the pizza place, or yelling him at your house,

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<v Speaker 1>or get just kind of aggro on the dude. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. God, now I have to think about that. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a whole new thing to think about. All right, well, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, we'll play a song, come back, call him

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date update. All right, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on. Looking jubil in the morning, right in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a second date update. I'm personally still confused.

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<v Speaker 1>What a caramelly laugh sounds like. Eileen is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with us. She described the guy that she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to call today as having very good hygiene because she

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<v Speaker 1>could tell that he flosses. She liked that about him.

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<v Speaker 1>She said he was quick witted, funny, and had a

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<v Speaker 1>caramelly laugh, which I'm thinking probably sounds like this is that? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Right? Now? We're eating carmel before do you

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<v Speaker 1>even know what carmel is? That? Apparently that's what I

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<v Speaker 1>would describe as a carmel laugh. Okay, so the person

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<v Speaker 1>laughing in the background is not a CARAMELI laugh. So

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<v Speaker 1>neither of us have carmel laughs. And like this like

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It was like confidence, like a deep seated confidence,

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<v Speaker 1>like okay, you mean all right? So I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I went to with cookie monster. Yeah, okay, we're about

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<v Speaker 1>to call him right now. His name is Paul. And

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<v Speaker 1>Eileen thinks that he might not be calling back because

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<v Speaker 1>when they got back to her place, they were having

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<v Speaker 1>a glass of wine and she cheers him and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the not hooking up tonight, just letting him know

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<v Speaker 1>that he's not going to get any and he left

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<v Speaker 1>shortly after that. She's hoping that that's not the case

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<v Speaker 1>because she'd like to see him again. But that's the

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<v Speaker 1>only reason you can think of other than the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm a little aggressive and I might have like

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<v Speaker 1>asked him to laugh on cue at one point, just

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<v Speaker 1>like laugh again for me. Oh my god, god, so sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, I can't wait to hear his Carmeli laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial his phone number right now and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can find out why he's not calling you back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Hello. Hi is Paul there? This is he Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, Paul? How are you? This is Jebil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh okay, uh sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? My name is Jebil and I host

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today

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<v Speaker 1>because one of our listeners actually sent us an email

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Um what it was about your laugh and

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<v Speaker 1>how sexy it is a lot of it was about

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<v Speaker 1>your laugh. Okay, Um, thanks for com I'm not really

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<v Speaker 1>interested in h like this one of those pranks call shows.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no, this is not like I'm not very interested, Paul.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise this is not a prank phone call. They

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<v Speaker 1>really did compliment your laugh in the email. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>from a girl that you went on a date with.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Eileen. All right, yeah, and Eileen sent

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<v Speaker 1>us an email about you because she really enjoyed the

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<v Speaker 1>time that you spent together. But now you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back after your date, so she wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. Point.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like an odd way to do this. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really see how that's any of your business. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess technically it's not really, But Eileen

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<v Speaker 1>sort of made it our business because she asked us

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<v Speaker 1>to call you. She just wants to know why you

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<v Speaker 1>won't go out with her again. Can you give us anything?

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<v Speaker 1>It's because she's not a good person. What we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to her and she sounded like a great person. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I went on a date with her, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't see myself having a future with

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<v Speaker 1>someone who's a murderer. Wow, you went from bad person

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<v Speaker 1>to murderer. Murderer? Look, you called me, what do you want? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I just would love to know how you figured out

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<v Speaker 1>that Eileen is a murderer? Killig claim? Did you see

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<v Speaker 1>how like America's most wanted or something. Look, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's very engaging and charming. We went out, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a good dinner, We went back to her place. She

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<v Speaker 1>invited me in. I don't normally say yes on the

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<v Speaker 1>first date, but I was having a great time. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we went into her place and she had

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<v Speaker 1>a stuffed goose on the wall. What I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to say it like, there is a dead

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<v Speaker 1>body in the freezer. So there was a dead body

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<v Speaker 1>hanging on the wall, and I asked her about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she told me she's a hunter, all right, and

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<v Speaker 1>she went hunting, found that think, hunted it down, tracked

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<v Speaker 1>it down, killed it in cold blood. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>not funny. I'm sorry. It just well, you can see

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<v Speaker 1>how I mean. It's kind of sounds that way because

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<v Speaker 1>you called her a murderer, and then you're telling us

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<v Speaker 1>because he is a murder. Okay. Animal lives mean a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to me. But there's a lot of people that

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<v Speaker 1>hunt for food and for recreation. Yeah, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people who hunt and find that's their life. They

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<v Speaker 1>can live that way if they want to. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be involved with someone who does. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>certainly not gonna be involved with someone who hunts just

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<v Speaker 1>to put them up on their wall like trophies. She

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<v Speaker 1>had a boar's head in there. There were ducks, like

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<v Speaker 1>being in a horror movie. Okay, I have no interest

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<v Speaker 1>in dating a butcher, all right. I had no interest

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<v Speaker 1>in dating a murderer. You can laugh all you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Animals are lives too, and she's a murderer. You take

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<v Speaker 1>a life no matter what, you're a murderer. You can

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that, and you tell her that's why we're

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<v Speaker 1>not having a second thing. All right. Well, you know what, Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't actually have to tell her that you think

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<v Speaker 1>she's a murderer, because she's on the line listening and

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<v Speaker 1>probably would love to talk to you right now. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you speaking serious if you're calling me a murderer because

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<v Speaker 1>I like to hunt? Yeah, I am. I just don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>You were at my house. Why didn't you say something?

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<v Speaker 1>Then you've literally said, oh cool, I was being polite, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was being polite because I wanted to leave as

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<v Speaker 1>quickly as possible. I don't know. If you're gonna kill

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<v Speaker 1>one animal, maybe you'll kill another one. So well, you

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<v Speaker 1>left because you were scared of her. I left because

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<v Speaker 1>I've disgusted that you would take a life. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean honestly, it's not like I was killing like an elephant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a goose. Their vermin. Literally you have to hunt

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<v Speaker 1>them otherwise they will cause problems like airplane crashes and

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<v Speaker 1>car crashes. I'm doing everyone a favor. I'm saving tax

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<v Speaker 1>dollars you should be thanking me. It's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>tough talk from someone who has to hang birds on

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<v Speaker 1>their wall to feel good about themselves. I don't hang

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<v Speaker 1>birds on my wall to feel good about myself. I

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<v Speaker 1>do it because I love natural history, and I love

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of being proud of what I can do

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<v Speaker 1>in my culture, in my past. It's way more than

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<v Speaker 1>just natural fastory. So much that you're just going to

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<v Speaker 1>go out and kill it, that makes a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think it's disgusting that you would criticize and

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<v Speaker 1>judge me based on something that brings me so much

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<v Speaker 1>joy and happiness. My father took me on thin It's

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<v Speaker 1>a part of my happiest memories. Every time I look

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<v Speaker 1>at the boor on the wall, I think about how

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<v Speaker 1>great my childhood was. You know, probably how you feel about, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, doing yourself or something. That was the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of discourse I expect from a murderer, because you

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<v Speaker 1>are a murderer. I stood in your living room. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw the bodies of defenseless animals staring at me. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever made eye contact with these animals? I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't. You think you have, but you haven't. You

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<v Speaker 1>ever looked into their souls and seen the pain on

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<v Speaker 1>their faces when their lives were taken by some woman

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<v Speaker 1>with daddy issues who went out to go hunt just

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<v Speaker 1>to feel good about ourselves. Are you kidding me? Grow

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<v Speaker 1>some dude, Like, have you ever even held a gun?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you even know what you're talking about? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>just speaking out of your past? I'll say it takes

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more to save a life rather than take

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<v Speaker 1>a life. Okay, do you ever think about it when

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<v Speaker 1>you stick a gun in those animals faces, that they

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<v Speaker 1>have families, that they like people, They have lives that

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<v Speaker 1>you're destroying just so you can have some decorations in

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<v Speaker 1>your living room. Oh God, Paul, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You've made it so clear for me. I really get

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<v Speaker 1>it now. The last time I saw a goose bill

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<v Speaker 1>the skyscraper like a human did, or the last time

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a goose like solve a math problem like

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<v Speaker 1>a human. But yeah, they're just like human. The next

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<v Speaker 1>one I see, I'll nickname it Paul, and I'll remember

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<v Speaker 1>that it has a soul before I kill it. That

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<v Speaker 1>leads me to my question, Paul, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go out in a second date with Eileen? Pay on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with him. Well, I just thought, as

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<v Speaker 1>you've never made a lot of phone calls trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of me, if you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a second date with and leave it to

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<v Speaker 1>a like you do not even respond. I should have

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<v Speaker 1>known only a little girl wouldn't respond. Animal now said

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<v Speaker 1>about yourself, and you need to get a radio station

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<v Speaker 1>to find you a man. Wonderful, You're a real touch

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<v Speaker 1>eater whatever, Andrew, you're an easy bake oven you little Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for your time. Are you Are you still there? Eileen?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you scared him off. Oh you guys, this

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<v Speaker 1>is so oh I'm so mad. I wasted wine on

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<v Speaker 1>that idiot in the morning. Wow, so many thirsty dudes

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to take Eileen out. It's broken Jewil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the second date update. Eileen wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>call Paul to find out why he wasn't calling her back.

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<v Speaker 1>It turns out Paul's not calling her back because she's

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<v Speaker 1>a hunter and she kills animals, and she's a murderer.

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<v Speaker 1>He called her a murderer. But I say that all

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<v Speaker 1>the thirsty dudes are texting in at seven eight five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two, because every single guy that's always like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want a godsh girl who chuck a bear with

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<v Speaker 1>me and shoot a boar in the facewood arrow then

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<v Speaker 1>chall fart. She's the hottest. All those dudes texting in

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<v Speaker 1>right now be like, hook me up with Aileen. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with her. She's a hunter. She

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<v Speaker 1>sounds awesome. Muggle kill animals with her. We got a

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<v Speaker 1>text message that says I'm a straight woman, but I'd

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<v Speaker 1>love to date her too. We got a text in

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<v Speaker 1>it says give her my number. She wants a real man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to go to jail for two weeks. We

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<v Speaker 1>can go hunting when I get out. Well, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to I'll see if I can hook you up.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Remember if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, all you have to do is email of

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<v Speaker 1>the show and we will call the person who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call you back.