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You got the 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: elevator music just blasting you guys are looking at each other, 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: and that's when you seize the moment and hit the 10 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: emergency stop button and look at them and go, We're 11 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: not going anywhere until love shows up. And then you 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: just wait it out and either you guys connect or 13 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 1: the firefighters show up and get you out of there 14 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: and you probably have to face some legal action. But 15 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: that's where Eileen met the guy that she wants to 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: call today, on the elevator of love. What's up, Eileen? 17 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: You know elevators are kind of sexy, by the way, 18 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: I agree. There's mirrors. There's mirrors on the ceiling, so 19 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: technically if you look up, you can see down. Yeah. 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 1: I have a lot of fantasies that involve elevators. I 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,839 Speaker 1: think a lot of people do ye, So congratulations to you, Eileen. 22 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: You fulfilled a lot of people's fantasy. How did you 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: meet this dude on the elevator? Well, come to find out, 24 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: we were on the slowest elevator ever, where every single 25 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 1: floor someone was getting in and pushing the stupid button, 26 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: and it was like it was a lot of old 27 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: people that just couldn't take the stairs. So it's hard 28 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: to get mad. Yeah, but Paul like looked at me 29 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: and he's like, well, I guess I should just get 30 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: out my laptop and do my work from here. Okay, 31 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: So he's a jokester. You guys shared a little joke together. Yes, 32 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: he was a little snarky, and it's not often that 33 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 1: you meet snarky people in a business setting. And it 34 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: was nice. So this is an elevator in your office building? Yeah, exactly. 35 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: And had you ever run into this guy before? No, 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: I mean I've seen them around a few times, but 37 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: we had never liked had a reason to talk. Yeah. Yeah, 38 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: So do you think he was hitting on you right 39 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: away or was he just trying to make small talk 40 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: for boring purposes? I mean, he was obviously very flirty 41 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: and we went on a date. So I'm assuming that 42 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: that was his attempt at hitting on me. You could 43 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: have not been hitting on you at all. Yeah, it's 44 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: just like, how'd I end up on a date with 45 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: this girl? I don't know? How did you guys finally 46 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: get around to going out? Did you ask for his number? 47 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,920 Speaker 1: Did he ask for your number? He was just like 48 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: elevator boldness all the way through. I mean we had 49 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: the time in the elevator to like kind of chit 50 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: chat and he's like, listen, I'd love to have your number, 51 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, totally, why not. What did 52 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: you guys do anyone out? Oh? We went to the 53 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: super Cute Pizza Blaze all right? And how was the 54 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: super cute pizza? It was super quiet? It was actually 55 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: really uncomfortable, Like the food was delicious, but like on 56 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: a first date, we should have definitely just gone to 57 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: a bar really quiet. Was it an awkward first date? Then? No, 58 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,679 Speaker 1: it was just so like, you know, you just want 59 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,679 Speaker 1: to like be a little silly and cute and coy 60 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 1: and sexy, and instead like the family is sitting next 61 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: to you like quietly listening because they've run out of conversation. 62 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: People that can hear your first date combos, Dude, when 63 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: I'm at a restaurant, I'm sorry, I'm that person that 64 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: is totally oh my god. Do you think that they're 65 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: going to go out again? What do you think? So? 66 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: Was it a good date? Though? Yeah, it was a 67 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: great time. We had a blast. It's just I mean, listen, 68 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: he was super cute. He picked me up from my house, 69 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 1: which I thought was very classy, and I'm a big 70 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: fan of dental health. And he obviously fasted his teeth, 71 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: which I think is super sexy, like really like there's 72 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: something it just means he cares. He takes time out 73 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: of his day to care about himself and I just 74 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: love that. And he had the most delicious laugh, like 75 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: just sexy, caramelly, masculine. I feel like I'm attract after 76 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: a description like that, like let's get this guy on 77 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: the phone. Never heard of a laugh being described as caramelly, 78 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: but I like it so sexy. So how did the 79 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: date end? Well, he drove me home. He said he 80 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: had a great time, and I was like, why didn't 81 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,119 Speaker 1: you come in and have a drink, you know, since 82 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: we didn't really get a chance to like talk talk. 83 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: He was super into it. So we came in, we 84 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: had a glass of wine, and then he kind of bailed. 85 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: That was the one thing that it was a little weird. Wait, 86 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: how quickly did he bail once he got to your place? 87 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: I guess it was like, I don't know however long 88 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: it took to drink a glass of wine, Like, he 89 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: didn't stay for a second glass of wine. Okay, that's 90 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: not very long. Yeah, And did I mean were you 91 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: expecting him to stay the night? No? I made it 92 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: like once we got inside, I literally toasted him with 93 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: here's to first dates, not first took ups. All right, 94 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 1: so you made it very clear that you were not 95 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: going to mess around that night. No, I'm a classy lady. 96 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,599 Speaker 1: Do you think that? Do you think that's why he bailed? Though? 97 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: Maybe he had different expectations. That's like my nightmare. I 98 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 1: hope not, because I really felt like we had a 99 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: fun time and we connected and I just hope he's 100 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: not a sea ball. Yeah, just like bails if he 101 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 1: doesn't get hooked up with any other reason beside that 102 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: you think he's not calling you back? I don't know. 103 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 1: I mean, I know I can be a little aggressive, 104 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: like and you know that can kind of be a 105 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: turn off for people. You didn't shout at him on 106 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: your date? Did you like shout at him for real? Yeah? Like, 107 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,799 Speaker 1: you didn't yell at him that. I mean, I definitely 108 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: took the last lights of pizza. Oh no, you said aggressive. 109 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: I'm just making sure you didn't get that yell at 110 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: him in the pizza place, or yelling him at your house, 111 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: or get just kind of aggro on the dude. I 112 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 1: don't know. God, now I have to think about that. Now, 113 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: there's a whole new thing to think about. All right, well, oh, 114 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: hang on, we'll play a song, come back, call him 115 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: and get your second date update. All right, all right, okay, 116 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:27,720 Speaker 1: hang on. Looking jubil in the morning, right in the 117 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: middle of a second date update. I'm personally still confused. 118 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: What a caramelly laugh sounds like. Eileen is on the 119 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: phone with us. She described the guy that she wants 120 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: to call today as having very good hygiene because she 121 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: could tell that he flosses. She liked that about him. 122 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 1: She said he was quick witted, funny, and had a 123 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: caramelly laugh, which I'm thinking probably sounds like this is that? Right? 124 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: Is that? Right? Now? We're eating carmel before do you 125 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 1: even know what carmel is? That? Apparently that's what I 126 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 1: would describe as a carmel laugh. Okay, so the person 127 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: laughing in the background is not a CARAMELI laugh. So 128 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: neither of us have carmel laughs. And like this like 129 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: it was. It was like confidence, like a deep seated confidence, 130 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: like okay, you mean all right? So I was like, yeah, 131 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: I went to with cookie monster. Yeah, okay, we're about 132 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: to call him right now. His name is Paul. And 133 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: Eileen thinks that he might not be calling back because 134 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,840 Speaker 1: when they got back to her place, they were having 135 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: a glass of wine and she cheers him and said, hey, 136 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 1: here's the not hooking up tonight, just letting him know 137 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: that he's not going to get any and he left 138 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 1: shortly after that. She's hoping that that's not the case 139 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 1: because she'd like to see him again. But that's the 140 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: only reason you can think of other than the fact 141 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: that I'm a little aggressive and I might have like 142 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: asked him to laugh on cue at one point, just 143 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 1: like laugh again for me. Oh my god, god, so sexy. 144 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 1: All right, Well, I can't wait to hear his Carmeli laugh. 145 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial his phone number right now and see 146 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: if we can find out why he's not calling you back. Okay, 147 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: thank you. Hello. Hi is Paul there? This is he Hey, 148 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: what's up, Paul? How are you? This is Jebil from 149 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh okay, uh sorry? 150 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: Who is this? My name is Jebil and I host 151 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Hi. 152 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 1: How can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today 153 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 1: because one of our listeners actually sent us an email 154 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: about you. Um what it was about your laugh and 155 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: how sexy it is a lot of it was about 156 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: your laugh. Okay, Um, thanks for com I'm not really 157 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: interested in h like this one of those pranks call shows. 158 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: It's no, this is not like I'm not very interested, Paul. 159 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: I promise this is not a prank phone call. They 160 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: really did compliment your laugh in the email. It's actually 161 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: from a girl that you went on a date with. 162 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: Her name is Eileen. All right, yeah, and Eileen sent 163 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: us an email about you because she really enjoyed the 164 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,559 Speaker 1: time that you spent together. But now you're not calling 165 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: her back after your date, so she wanted us to 166 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. Point. 167 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: It seems like an odd way to do this. I 168 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: don't really see how that's any of your business. Well, 169 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess technically it's not really, But Eileen 170 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: sort of made it our business because she asked us 171 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: to call you. She just wants to know why you 172 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: won't go out with her again. Can you give us anything? 173 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:41,679 Speaker 1: It's because she's not a good person. What we talked 174 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: to her and she sounded like a great person. Well, 175 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: you know, I went on a date with her, and 176 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't see myself having a future with 177 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:57,439 Speaker 1: someone who's a murderer. Wow, you went from bad person 178 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 1: to murderer. Murderer? Look, you called me, what do you want? Um? 179 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 1: I just would love to know how you figured out 180 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: that Eileen is a murderer? Killig claim? Did you see 181 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: how like America's most wanted or something. Look, you know, 182 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: she's very engaging and charming. We went out, we had 183 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 1: a good dinner, We went back to her place. She 184 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: invited me in. I don't normally say yes on the 185 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: first date, but I was having a great time. Yeah. 186 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: And then we went into her place and she had 187 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,559 Speaker 1: a stuffed goose on the wall. What I thought you 188 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:33,880 Speaker 1: were going to say it like, there is a dead 189 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 1: body in the freezer. So there was a dead body 190 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 1: hanging on the wall, and I asked her about it, 191 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 1: and she told me she's a hunter, all right, and 192 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: she went hunting, found that think, hunted it down, tracked 193 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 1: it down, killed it in cold blood. And this is 194 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:54,080 Speaker 1: not funny. I'm sorry. It just well, you can see 195 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: how I mean. It's kind of sounds that way because 196 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: you called her a murderer, and then you're telling us 197 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 1: because he is a murder. Okay. Animal lives mean a 198 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: lot to me. But there's a lot of people that 199 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 1: hunt for food and for recreation. Yeah, there's a lot 200 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 1: of people who hunt and find that's their life. They 201 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 1: can live that way if they want to. I'm not 202 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,199 Speaker 1: going to be involved with someone who does. And I'm 203 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: certainly not gonna be involved with someone who hunts just 204 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: to put them up on their wall like trophies. She 205 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: had a boar's head in there. There were ducks, like 206 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,839 Speaker 1: being in a horror movie. Okay, I have no interest 207 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: in dating a butcher, all right. I had no interest 208 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 1: in dating a murderer. You can laugh all you want. 209 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,160 Speaker 1: Animals are lives too, and she's a murderer. You take 210 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 1: a life no matter what, you're a murderer. You can 211 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: tell her that, and you tell her that's why we're 212 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: not having a second thing. All right. Well, you know what, Paul, 213 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,839 Speaker 1: I don't actually have to tell her that you think 214 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 1: she's a murderer, because she's on the line listening and 215 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: probably would love to talk to you right now. Are 216 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: you speaking serious if you're calling me a murderer because 217 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: I like to hunt? Yeah, I am. I just don't understand. 218 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 1: You were at my house. Why didn't you say something? 219 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:02,439 Speaker 1: Then you've literally said, oh cool, I was being polite, Okay, 220 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: I was being polite because I wanted to leave as 221 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: quickly as possible. I don't know. If you're gonna kill 222 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 1: one animal, maybe you'll kill another one. So well, you 223 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 1: left because you were scared of her. I left because 224 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 1: I've disgusted that you would take a life. Yes, I 225 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,680 Speaker 1: mean honestly, it's not like I was killing like an elephant. 226 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 1: It's a goose. Their vermin. Literally you have to hunt 227 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,400 Speaker 1: them otherwise they will cause problems like airplane crashes and 228 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,319 Speaker 1: car crashes. I'm doing everyone a favor. I'm saving tax 229 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,480 Speaker 1: dollars you should be thanking me. It's a lot of 230 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 1: tough talk from someone who has to hang birds on 231 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: their wall to feel good about themselves. I don't hang 232 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,439 Speaker 1: birds on my wall to feel good about myself. I 233 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,600 Speaker 1: do it because I love natural history, and I love 234 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 1: the idea of being proud of what I can do 235 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 1: in my culture, in my past. It's way more than 236 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,719 Speaker 1: just natural fastory. So much that you're just going to 237 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 1: go out and kill it, that makes a lot of time. 238 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 1: I just think it's disgusting that you would criticize and 239 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: judge me based on something that brings me so much 240 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: joy and happiness. My father took me on thin It's 241 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: a part of my happiest memories. Every time I look 242 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,760 Speaker 1: at the boor on the wall, I think about how 243 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,719 Speaker 1: great my childhood was. You know, probably how you feel about, like, 244 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, doing yourself or something. That was the 245 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 1: kind of discourse I expect from a murderer, because you 246 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: are a murderer. I stood in your living room. I 247 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:27,720 Speaker 1: saw the bodies of defenseless animals staring at me. Have 248 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: you ever made eye contact with these animals? I'm sure 249 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,439 Speaker 1: you haven't. You think you have, but you haven't. You 250 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: ever looked into their souls and seen the pain on 251 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: their faces when their lives were taken by some woman 252 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: with daddy issues who went out to go hunt just 253 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: to feel good about ourselves. Are you kidding me? Grow 254 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 1: some dude, Like, have you ever even held a gun? 255 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: Do you even know what you're talking about? Are you 256 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: just speaking out of your past? I'll say it takes 257 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 1: a lot more to save a life rather than take 258 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: a life. Okay, do you ever think about it when 259 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 1: you stick a gun in those animals faces, that they 260 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 1: have families, that they like people, They have lives that 261 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,080 Speaker 1: you're destroying just so you can have some decorations in 262 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:08,440 Speaker 1: your living room. Oh God, Paul, thank you so much. 263 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: You've made it so clear for me. I really get 264 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: it now. The last time I saw a goose bill 265 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 1: the skyscraper like a human did, or the last time 266 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 1: I saw a goose like solve a math problem like 267 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 1: a human. But yeah, they're just like human. The next 268 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,840 Speaker 1: one I see, I'll nickname it Paul, and I'll remember 269 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 1: that it has a soul before I kill it. That 270 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 1: leads me to my question, Paul, would you like to 271 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: go out in a second date with Eileen? Pay on 272 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: a second date with him. Well, I just thought, as 273 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: you've never made a lot of phone calls trying to 274 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 1: get a hold of me, if you don't want to 275 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 1: go on a second date with and leave it to 276 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 1: a like you do not even respond. I should have 277 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:49,680 Speaker 1: known only a little girl wouldn't respond. Animal now said 278 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,840 Speaker 1: about yourself, and you need to get a radio station 279 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: to find you a man. Wonderful, You're a real touch 280 00:13:54,200 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: eater whatever, Andrew, you're an easy bake oven you little Paul, 281 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Are you Are you still there? Eileen? 282 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: I think you scared him off. Oh you guys, this 283 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 1: is so oh I'm so mad. I wasted wine on 284 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: that idiot in the morning. Wow, so many thirsty dudes 285 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 1: wanting to take Eileen out. It's broken Jewil in the morning. 286 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the second date update. Eileen wanted to 287 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: call Paul to find out why he wasn't calling her back. 288 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: It turns out Paul's not calling her back because she's 289 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: a hunter and she kills animals, and she's a murderer. 290 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 1: He called her a murderer. But I say that all 291 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: the thirsty dudes are texting in at seven eight five 292 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,720 Speaker 1: nine two, because every single guy that's always like, I 293 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: just want a godsh girl who chuck a bear with 294 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: me and shoot a boar in the facewood arrow then 295 00:14:55,600 --> 00:15:00,520 Speaker 1: chall fart. She's the hottest. All those dudes texting in 296 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,640 Speaker 1: right now be like, hook me up with Aileen. I 297 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: want to go out with her. She's a hunter. She 298 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,320 Speaker 1: sounds awesome. Muggle kill animals with her. We got a 299 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 1: text message that says I'm a straight woman, but I'd 300 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 1: love to date her too. We got a text in 301 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,720 Speaker 1: it says give her my number. She wants a real man. 302 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,640 Speaker 1: I'm about to go to jail for two weeks. We 303 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 1: can go hunting when I get out. Well, what are 304 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 1: you going to I'll see if I can hook you up. 305 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 1: All right, Remember if you want to do a second 306 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 1: date update, all you have to do is email of 307 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,200 Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't 308 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: call you back.