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Speaker 1: Hormer crow chips, racist party stuff. I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal, devastating episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: He has split his soul. Ladies and gentlemen, the man

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Lankston Kerman. I'm excited to be here.

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Speaker 1: be the funniest motherfucker you can be. I love that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: May chill your children. We just there's a limit. But

424
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Speaker 1: if you need a month, are gonna to start biting

425
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: his nose? You're sitting in a white guy. Man, he's

426
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: not gonna bite his nose. He's like, man, let's take

427
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 1: his shoes and his house, let's wear him around. His

428
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: wife doesn't put on the work. All right, let's jump

429
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: into this research because we have quite a bit to

430
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: dig into. So, uh, the government doesn't you know, I

431
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,719
Speaker 1: try to google all of these things, but the government

432
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: doesn't exactly put up a lot of their racist alien

433
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: training videos on the internet. That's not a thing that

434
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: you can easily come across. Is just a man in

435
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: an m I B suit beating the ship out of

436
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 1: an alien while wearing black face. That's that's not a thing.

437
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: But however, there is a fair amount of sort of

438
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: racist ship that has been sort of made its way

439
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: into space. This is a great example of what I mean.

440
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: In August of NASA actually had to make an announcement

441
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: that they were going to stop using racist nicknames for

442
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: cosmic objects NASA, you know the famous one. They had

443
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: to like make a public announcement that like, hey, y'all,

444
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: we've been calling these objects out in space racist ship

445
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 1: for a while now, and we need to apologize. That's insane. Yeah,

446
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: that's insane. The factors, that's not a Confederate flag on

447
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: the moon already, right. So so one of the things

448
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: that they had to apologize for, and I'm going to

449
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: to preemptively apologize because I'm merely quoting and a lot

450
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: of my listeners are very decent people who get upset

451
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: with me when language is course and these niggas don't

452
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 1: know how to appreciate the care that I put into

453
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: all of this. But one of the things that they

454
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: had to apologize for is that basically they got called

455
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: out for calling a planetary nebula Eskimo they had picked

456
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: an entire like nebula of planets and called it eskimo.

457
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: And then I looked up what eskimo means, because I

458
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: never understood why that was offensive or where that even

459
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,959
Speaker 1: came from. But apparently eskimo directly translates to people who

460
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: eat raw meat. So so it makes sense why the

461
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: indigenous people of those regions would be offended because they're

462
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: essentially being called cannibals by white people every time anyone

463
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: had called them eskimo. And then on top of that,

464
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: these people in NASA literal rocket scientists were calling a

465
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: planetary nebulous that for no apparent reason at all. Now,

466
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: the sushi count separate category, because I might be sure

467
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: I might be an eskimo. I think it does technically

468
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: count as raw meat, although I don't presume that that's

469
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: why they were calling them that. I don't think they

470
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: were like the sushi eating motherfuckers. They were like, they're like,

471
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: you probably eat susan legs, and I I fucking hate him.

472
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,479
Speaker 1: So an additional term that sort of had made its

473
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: way to uh some of these cosmic objects they had

474
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: called a different cluster of planets Siamese twins galaxy Siamese

475
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: Twins galaxy, which up until this year I didn't even

476
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: know was offensive. But as it turns out, Siamese comes

477
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: from an actual region. It's not just like a thing

478
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: that we uh we call a cat, you know what

479
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: I mean. I thought it was just cats, but it

480
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: turns out that there's an actual place called Siam and

481
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: or Siam, I don't know which one it is, but

482
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: either way, they don't like it when you just make

483
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: fun of the one time they had a joint twins

484
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: and uh name galaxies after it. Oh, so the first

485
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: twins that were connected were probably discovered in Siam or Silam,

486
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: and so they became Siamese Twins Loki. It might have

487
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,479
Speaker 1: been a name they came up themselves or the manager

488
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: you know they put the work. You mean like this

489
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: was a marketing ploy. Yeah, yeah, for sure, like as

490
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: soon as they could walk, like yeo, maybe wan hell

491
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: the money bro tour that that. I think they've brainstoring

492
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: some names and it came with Sime these twins, and

493
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: I think it could have been a thing where people

494
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: didn't realize that i AM was a real place. They

495
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: just start when you're connected, it must mean site so

496
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: that's how the name probably took forth. So I'm not

497
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: even mad at NASA for that one. Okay, So you're

498
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: real forgiving of the White Devil today, and I I

499
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: respect your choice in all of the four part for

500
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: that one. For that okay. Well, what I'll say, and

501
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: maybe this will help help sway you in a different direction,

502
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: is that whether you agree with sort of these miscalculations

503
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: on NASA's part, what I will say is if they

504
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: are struggling with these ideas in at the time that

505
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: this article sort of came out and these announcements came out,

506
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: then what do you think they were calling these uh

507
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: cosmic clusters before back in ninety you know, in nineteen

508
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, when the ship was really popping,

509
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: you know, they we're looking up at the sky and

510
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: being like, look at this old jigaboo Jupiter up there

511
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: or whatever the funk it was. They called the moon

512
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson face ship. They probably really name for a

513
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: black hole man, you know, black bottom, mel Carter's ain'tus

514
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: up there, you black hole? Samuel as Jackson tunnel. Yeah,

515
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: they probably said horrific things and it only goes to

516
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: support the possibility that the people directly in contact most

517
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: likely to be directly in contact with these aliens clearly

518
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: have a bias against people of color and people who

519
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: are not of the Caucus region. So we should all

520
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: be suspicious and worried that they haven't been giving us

521
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: calculated updates about these unidentified objects that they discovered because

522
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: they are maliciously teaching them to hate black people first.

523
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: People of color will not be surprised. I'm I'm getting

524
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: closer and closer to fully believing your theory. Build your bunker,

525
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: my brother. You know, because remember that movie with the

526
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: black woman that actually I forgot what they created. There's

527
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: the NASA movie like Civil Rights, NASA movie, Hidden Figures,

528
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: Hidden Figures. I'm pretty sure there was a scene where

529
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: they were like had issues with the way that was

530
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: naming planets and ship, but they probably cut it. You

531
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: can't call it monkey space ball. You gotta be RESTful.

532
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: Shut up, Jigga boo walk now, you walk real far

533
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom, bitch. We had we had to

534
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: get it down on sn We need some scenes to cut.

535
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: What about the Jiggaboo stars? All right, nobody knows about

536
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: that anyway, It seems perfluous. We ain't gotta tell on

537
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: ourselves on that one exactly. Okay, this is this is

538
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: another article that I read, and I think this one actually,

539
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: uh sit, it's that weird in my spirit, I'll be

540
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: honest with you. I read this article that that exhausted

541
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: the ship out of me called and it was on

542
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: this this website called The Conversation, and it was titled

543
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: how Hollywood's Alien and Predator movies reinforce anti Black racism.

544
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: That's the title is that Alien and and the premises

545
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: that Alien and Predator both reinforce anti black racism. And

546
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: in the article, the author makes this claim that there

547
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: is a direct correlation between the way black women were

548
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: presented and treated in this film an Alien as the

549
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: soulless baby making machines much in the way that they

550
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: are in American society, and that the mother alien, who

551
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: is a giant and sort of like this giant, tar

552
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: covered monster, is in fact representative of Black women and

553
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: the way that they are constantly forced to breed and

554
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: churn out evil spawn. So her argument is that the

555
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 1: alien resembled it looked like black people, and I think her,

556
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: I think this author's argument is that the alien is

557
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: more figuratively representing black women in sort of like it's

558
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: threat in that like it's unbeatable, it's large, it's scary,

559
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: and it keeps making more and more black babies. And

560
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: I took offense to this largely in that, I look,

561
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: I know a lot of black women. I'm then expert

562
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: on black women, but I know a fair amount of them,

563
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: and I've never met a single Black woman on this

564
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: planet who was watching Aliens saw that big gass molasses

565
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: cover devil Lizard and thought, damn, that bitch looked like me.

566
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: That that that's me up there, that's me represented on screen. Yeah. Yeah,

567
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: I can't get with her on this one, just because

568
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: even if I'm sure she did a research, maybe are

569
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: just you know, maybe she just you know, she was

570
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: just feeling a certain way when she saw that movie. Yes,

571
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: but I think black people in general we have to

572
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: be more selective. But the arguments we want to get behind,

573
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: because it's it's very counterproductive to the things we should

574
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: be focused on. Yeah, I'm not about to sit here

575
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: and argue about fucking alien that ain't got nothing to

576
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: do with me at all. This is too This is

577
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: easy ambo for Candice Owens to grab Yea gained a

578
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: whole another million followers. Yeah, let's pick apart some ship

579
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: that actually happened. There are some bad imagery. There's some

580
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: terrorrble imagery in the world. You know what I mean.

581
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: I'm a big Dragon ball Z fan. There's a whole

582
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: fucking character on their name, Mr Popo, who is literally

583
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: in black face, and where's the turban Let's talk about

584
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: Mr Popo. But I ain't about to funk around with

585
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: the alien that doesn't look like black women, doesn't even

586
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: speak English, and then pretend like it's meant to be

587
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: a black person person. Now, if he had on some

588
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: towns might you might have a case. Why does alien

589
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: and towns man just killing everybody? Why does that alien

590
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: keep smoking menthal cigarettes and talking about jazz? I think

591
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: that aliens black, you know. But other than that, I

592
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: think as long as the alien is barefooted, he's not

593
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: any fu boo or anything like that, I think we

594
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: could safely say it's just an outer space creature and

595
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: you know, just enjoy the movie for Universe by universe

596
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: of course, right exactly. Similarly, this article also made some

597
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: claims that the dreads on the predator monster and the

598
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: inexplicable violence that these aliens sort of like uh enact

599
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: is the same way that black men are viewed in America.

600
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: That like, because they have these long dreads and they're

601
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: like these scary faced, unbeatable monsters, they represent black men.

602
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: I assume you feel similarly as the alien monster. H man.

603
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: That's not a day that I don't wake up and think,

604
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: these niggas are staring at my dreads and they're terrified,

605
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: you know. And I mean, look now that that there

606
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: is there are people out there who are like, you know,

607
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: they relate dreads to either drugs or violence. Sure, once again,

608
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: the man has scales, yellow eyes, probably has something sticking

609
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: from his forehead, maybe some wings really large. But it

610
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: wasn't okay, all right, it wasn't us. It wasn't us.

611
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 1: That that ain't gotta be you. If you don't, if

612
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: you don't force that to be you, it to be

613
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: literally anything, anybody, you know, anybody, I think, I think, uh,

614
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes aliens are they're they're killed by the sun.

615
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: And I've seen a lot of movies the aliens are

616
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: killed by the son. White folk easily write an article

617
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: these aliens obviously the way we dominate planets and make

618
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 1: people slaves. Look at the way they're killed by the sun.

619
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: They're trying to make us say, with all confine the angle.

620
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: I say, we all just sit down enjoy the fiction. Yeah,

621
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,879
Speaker 1: I I I agree, And I do think that while

622
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: I think these correlations are borderline psychotic, I think that

623
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: they're they're pretty fucking dumb. I will say that it

624
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: did get me thinking about depictions of black people in film.

625
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: And while I don't necessarily see myself as any character

626
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: in Alien or in Predator or any of these things,

627
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: I do think that there is a vast history of

628
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: television and film where black people are portrayed in a

629
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: way that I don't necessarily care for. And to your point,

630
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: there's some possibility if I were to try to brainwash

631
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: aliens and I needed black people as resources to make

632
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: them hate, then I'm just going to show them a

633
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: bunch of years and years and years of bad, fucked

634
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: up television to get them there. You know what I mean.

635
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: That's it just um sliced up clips of the most

636
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: violent black movies you can find. Hell, yeah, tell them

637
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 1: it's real life. Makes sense. Some news et cetera. Maybe

638
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: some videos of Mike Tyson just knocking people out there, like, yo, man,

639
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: we gotta do something about these people. Just show yeah,

640
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: you're just showing clips of like roots and then for

641
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: some reason, the Popeye's lady do you know what I mean,

642
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: just makes that together. Yeah, blood chicken from Popeye's and

643
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: then just nigga getting his foot chopped off, and you're like, whoa,

644
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: these are bad people. They're probably they probably make them

645
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: love chickens. They probably put a bunch of chickens inside

646
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: the Aliens caves and they use them as pets. And

647
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: then they show a bunch of people black people just

648
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: eating chicken, like, oh, they're killing your friends. Get out

649
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: there and stop them. Yeah, you built you can build

650
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: these correlations. And they have literally hundred a hundred years

651
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: of footage to to pull from just hateful backwards imagery.

652
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: Even if like, for example, even if they cut up

653
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: the Cosby show, you know what I mean, they would

654
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: still have to be like, oh, by the way, this

655
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: is arguably the most evil nigga this planet has ever known,

656
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? There's and he's been

657
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: and he's still out there. You gotta take them down

658
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: release there cracking. Oh man. Okay, So the last point

659
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: that don't make before we go to another break. The

660
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: last point that I make is that many people have

661
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: claimed one of the clearest dismissals of black and brown

662
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: contributions is this show called Ancient Aliens. Have you heard

663
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: of Ancient Aliens? So Ancient Aliens, uh, for the if

664
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: you're not familiar, and for those of you at home

665
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: who aren't familiar, is basically this uh fake history show

666
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: where they basically go to like these ancient artifacts, things

667
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: like the pyramids in Egypt, right, and they claim that

668
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: the pyramids may not have in fact been built by

669
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 1: the Egyptians and instead could have been built by alien

670
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: species who like came down and did us a favor

671
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: thousands of years ago and then and then dipped. And

672
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: so a lot of people have claimed that, look, that's

673
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: a that's a clearly racist theory, right, that you're presuming

674
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 1: that aliens could have done it, but black and brown

675
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: people couldn't have. And the people who who did, who

676
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: clearly knew math and had all kinds of weird ways

677
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: of building things that we don't even understand today, are

678
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: somehow less than But these creatures from another planet are

679
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: not right. That's the argument that a lot of people make.

680
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: Now here's where it gets interesting, because if you put

681
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: the ancient aliens theory in a blender, what it maybe

682
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: possible at least is, let's say these aliens did, in fact,

683
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: If aliens do exist, and aliens did in fact do

684
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: us this favor and build us these pyramids, what white

685
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: people might be doing is using things like ancient aliens

686
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: to be like, look at these black people trying to

687
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: take credit for the thing that you built thousands of

688
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: years ago. Now, but if the aliens did us a favor,

689
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: they don't need credit, you know what I mean that

690
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: they're not looking for awards. We just quick, quick stop,

691
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: quick stop, you guys. The housing situation, you guys that

692
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: wasn't really our things kind of built three quick huts

693
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: and dipped out. Yeah keep that. Yeah, we're stopping by

694
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: the pyramids. But if y'all want one, will snatch it

695
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: up and trip will lose that credit. And I actually

696
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: have seen now now when you're talking about have seen,

697
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: I think I have seen this documentary. There's also another

698
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: theory which kind of combines the two, that giants actually exists,

699
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: at one time, giants created the pyramids, because essentially they're

700
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: saying there the technology needed to create those pyramids wasn't

701
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: around yet at that time, or maybe it was, but

702
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: you killed the niggas off that knew how to do it,

703
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: you know, saying before they taught to you. So, but

704
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: there's another theory that people were so big that giants

705
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: used to exists. And how do you know who Boban is?

706
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: The NBA player, Yes, the center. If you took a

707
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: really close look at his face, he looks like, oh no,

708
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: he's he's look at yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the way

709
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: his ears are shaped like, he looks like like a nickel,

710
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: like a Disney character, like a giant, like a real

711
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: life like you know, like people like the dinosaurs run extinct,

712
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: but every now and then you'll see like some really

713
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: large crocodile who obviously has been around since the dinosaurs.

714
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: It technically is a crocodile, but it ain't the crocodile

715
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: we know. It's he's more humanoid than he is human,

716
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: if that makes sense exactly. So I think like Boban

717
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: is a descendant from these giants that used to be around, right,

718
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: you know, And that gene Pool is kind of still

719
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: stuck in us. Sorry now then they'll pop up. Yeah,

720
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: you know your your Boban. Yeah. He was probably among

721
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: the shorter versions of the giants. Always gotta be Oh yeah.

722
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: He was the you know, the small person right of

723
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: the giants. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's

724
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: like is one of them too? Yeah, it's like Hagrid

725
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 1: from Harry Potter. He was. He was the love child

726
00:44:55,480 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: of giants and a regular human being, and the made

727
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: a like seven eight footman, but not entirely giant person.

728
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: I think. So it's a combination of Yes, it wasn't

729
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: the Africans that we know and love and are used to,

730
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: but it was the the African, the giant African version.

731
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: Maybe that's built the Pyramids, mind you. I think it

732
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: was there were just regular Africans that built it, but

733
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: it could have been like just really giant people that

734
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: did it. Wow, this is important stuff. I like that

735
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: you did all that and then you took a bite

736
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: of something. You're like, no, I did my work. Some platans.

737
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take one more break. We'll be

738
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: back with more, Enna do and more. My mama told me,

739
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: and we are back. Kend Nigga a pencil. Yeah, we're

740
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: back here with morgen to do and I go more.

741
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: My mama told me. We're still talking about the possibility

742
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: that aliens are out there and they don't care for us.

743
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: And also there were giants at one point. I don't know,

744
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: it got weird. But we're back and we now we're

745
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: gonna play a game. You're ready to play a game,

746
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's play a game. This is a

747
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: classic on the show. It's one of my favorites. It's

748
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: a game called white Lies. Ugly. You're disgusting. I'm gonna

749
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: kill you. Give me white Lies. It's a fun game

750
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: in which I will introduce to you a conspiracy theory

751
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: that is widely held in the white community, one that

752
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: white people have long believed in. And what I would

753
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: love for you to do is unpack why you think

754
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: it is that they believe in this conspiracy theory. Why

755
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: do you think this conspiracy theory is so important to

756
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: the white Okay, this is a fun one. It's a classic.

757
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: It's one I've been hearing for for decades now. There

758
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: is a theory that Richard Gear of Pretty Woman fame

759
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: Richard Gear, very handsome man, always been gray. I don't

760
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: know why, but Richard Gear apparently used to put live

761
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: gerbils up his butt. He would put live gerbils in

762
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: his anus for sexual arousal. This was some version of

763
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: a way to to stimulate his his prostate and g

764
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: spot and then would use live gerbils in his anus.

765
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: Why shouldn't do Do you think white people hold so

766
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: fast to this conspiracy theory? Well, I just want to

767
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: be clear that this is the first never, first time

768
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: ever heard this of a human doing this, let alone

769
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: Richard Gear. Richard Gear apparently is real into it. And

770
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: I think white folks truly believe this because it is

771
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: so out there. It has to be true. It has

772
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: to be true. It has to be something like that

773
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: no one thinks of, Like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna think

774
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: of a rumor ruing Richard Gear. What is something that

775
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: people will believe? No one thinks of germo in the

776
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: booty hole? You know? Did I say the pet ain't

777
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: what it used? That gerbil in the booty And I

778
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: believe that is the medical term that uh yeah, the

779
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: turble the booty hole. It is very rare case when

780
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: it happens in the Derbil doesn't get out. It's ugly,

781
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: it's in there. So I think it's so out there

782
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: that's why you think it's true. And I've held Hamster,

783
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: which I think is a part of the Gerbil family,

784
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: and they got to be cousins. They very similar, very soft,

785
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 1: very soft. If you held up a Gerbil in a Hamster,

786
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, and you're like which ones? Which

787
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, you stupid bitch? Is this is

788
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: ain't say? I'd be like, na, you got me, you

789
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: got me, bro, And so I would imagine, Um, I

790
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 1: never dabbled with the booty hole persone putting anything right there.

791
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: But Gerbils are very and they do. They are very soft,

792
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: and they do move in away. That's very random, and

793
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: it could be very right. They like the tunnel, and

794
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: you got a tunnel built in. They like the tunnel.

795
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: That's another point, Bro. They do like the tunnel man.

796
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: And I think Gerbils are just the right size where

797
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: they can't get into your large intestines. They'll get stuck

798
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: and then realized the only way out is this way,

799
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: so to turn around. Uh So they're not buying suggestion

800
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: they're not so insane that they're just gonna keep tunneling

801
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: until they like make it back out your throat. They're

802
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: gonna right, they're gonna turn back around. Yeah, they can't

803
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: even get through. They're like, oh no, this is the

804
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: wrong way obviously. Yeah. I think when they turn around

805
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: that's part of your gear. The orgasms. Like now they

806
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: feel good going in, but wait till they come out.

807
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: That's wait to Mr Gear turns it up a notch. Hey,

808
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: man looks, you know he's that If that's true, that's

809
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: the most illuminati thing I've ever heard of my life.

810
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: I will say that that I think you You've made

811
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: a really important point in that there are a lot

812
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: of silly things that get made up about celebrities and

813
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: celebrity behavior that that are easy to believe in sometimes

814
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: disappointing when we find out that we just are making

815
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: up mean things about real human beings. But it is

816
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: such an outlandish suggestion that there it feels like there

817
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: has to be a level of truth to it, even

818
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: if it isn't exactly correct that it is a gerbil

819
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: or that he does it a bunch of times, it

820
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: feels like, man, you tried it once come on with

821
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: your gear. There's a reason they bring this up all

822
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: the time about you and your behavior, right or it

823
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: was it's like truth to Jason when the real story

824
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: is he lost track of his pet. He likes to

825
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: write naked. See what I'm saying, sat down in his seat.

826
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: Cenis Booty had to go to the hospital and get

827
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: it taken out. The doctor. Doctor talks too much, breaks

828
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: patient doctor. You know, confidentiality tells a friend and then

829
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: the rumor spreads and to to that doctor's credit, if

830
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: Richard Gear walked in my office and told me he

831
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 1: had a pet in his asshole, I would say, yeah,

832
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my wife on this one. Oh yeah, yeah, y'all, honey,

833
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: Let's let's go out for dinner. We've got something that

834
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: chat about. Most days I got no gossip, but today

835
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: I got a little taste of something. You're gonna like, Yeah,

836
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: I can't tell this over your your trash cast role.

837
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: Let's have a nice smell so I could tell you

838
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: this story. David Gereff, We're going to Applebee's. Richard Gear

839
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: gotta got a German. We didn't just wait till we

840
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: sit there, wait till we get the apps. I won't

841
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: say anymore. I have X rays. All right, we did it,

842
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: We we nailed it. This was a lovely time. Could

843
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 1: you tell the people at home where they can find

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Speaker 1: Listen to this episode. You better do it hydrated. And

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